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  1. Re:That crap in Suse 10.1 sucks monkey nuts on The Future of Packaging Software in Linux · · Score: 1

    Excellent!

    Thank you, kind Massysett. I have spread this information to my research lab's mailing list.

  2. Re:That crap in Suse 10.1 sucks monkey nuts on The Future of Packaging Software in Linux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Gentoo will never be mainstream until it supports a user friendly installation method like Vista's MSI files.

    I respectfully disagree with your statement.

    1. Gentoo already has a (somewhat) user friendly installation method. For packages, it happens to be called 'emerge'. For the Gentoo install itself, there is a graphical installer. Now, if someone out there would like to create a GUI interface to emerge, that would be cool.

    2. Gentoo doesn't really care about being mainstream. There happens to be a fairly large group of users who like bleeding edge. Gentoo is bleeding edge. Some people want to rice out their make.conf. Gentoo makes it easy for you to annoy everyone by ricing out your make.conf. (Hey, don't laugh, but all of my ricer settings in my make.conf file have really improved my server's performance by a whopping 0.0003%. That increase in performance makes doing absolutely nothing at idle go so damn fast!)

    By the way, .MSI is a (poorly) reversed engineered version of the InstallShield Installer.
  3. Re:Pamela Jones is real! on Groklaw No Front for IBM · · Score: 0

    No, this is /. it has to have had at least 3 stories done on it and get tagged with "oldnews" to be real.

    And of those 3 stories, how many have to be dupes?
  4. Re:Pamela Jones is real! on Groklaw No Front for IBM · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some guy on the Internet says so!
    ...And /. ran a story about it too... it *HAS* to be real now!
  5. Re:You forgot... on Cancer Drug Found; Scientist Annoyed · · Score: 1

    "Damn thing don't wur"

    or

    "Trust me, I'm an expert"

  6. Re:Teach the kids... on Using Technology to Improve Kindergarten? · · Score: 1

    nothing says fun like 20 kids with 40 watt irons.

    Personally, I find equipping kids with 100 watt irons a bit more fun. At least then they can properly solder on a PL-259 connector onto RG-11 coax.
  7. Re:obligatory on Building a Silicon Brain · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    FreeBSD... ;)

    Solaris... :-P

    Or, for truely sick and evil people, UnixWare... >:-)
  8. Re:Dare I say it? A cluster?.. on MIT's Millimeter Turbine to be Ready This Year · · Score: 1

    Imagine a, oh, whatever, cluster of these!..

    I'm obligated to ask the following: ...But will it run Linux?
  9. Re:"Some European"? on Some European Moves Towards Linux · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this European guy is in any way related to some Puerto Rican guy.

  10. Re:new campaign on Dell Laptops Have Shocking New Problem · · Score: 1

    All I know is that will sure zap the competition!

    I can just hear the engineers at Sony exclaiming "Ohm my God, watt the farad are we going to release to compete with that!"
  11. Re:new campaign on Dell Laptops Have Shocking New Problem · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dell: our computers are elecrifying!
    That is shockingly clever idea for a current marketing campaign.
  12. My responce on RIAA Says CDs Should Cost More · · Score: 1

    RIAA Says CDs Should Cost More
    My response... "Random graduate student declares the RIAA can eat his ass."
  13. Re:Informal poll on Ogg Vorbis Gaining Industry Support · · Score: 5, Funny

    The noob looked like Scorpion with the ninja garb, but completely black.
    Actually, he looked more like Sub-Zero with the completely black ninja garb.
  14. Re:Informal poll on Ogg Vorbis Gaining Industry Support · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I used to think Ogg Vorbis was a character from the popular Mortal Kombat series of video games.

  15. Re:Amazing on Linux Kernel 2.6.20 Released · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hoping this gets into distros soon.
    Gentoo already has 2.6.20 (emerge vanilla-sources), other source packages (i.e. gentoo-sources) should have 2.6.20 soon.
  16. Re:How bad was it? on Dreamworks Dumps Wallace and Gromit · · Score: 2, Funny

    A loss is also expressed as a negative profit.
    I really hate explaining jokes (read: my usual smartass comments), so pay attention, I'm doing this only once...

    This will require some knowledge of Boolean logic or basic Algebra.
    A loss is a negative profit. We can express this as Loss = -Profit.
    A profit is a negative loss. We can express this as -Loss = Profit.

    Proofs of this are outside the scope of this post.
  17. Re:How bad was it? on Dreamworks Dumps Wallace and Gromit · · Score: 5, Funny
    So, lets do the math...

    30,000,000
    - 185,724,838
    ------------
    - 155,724,838
    This movie suffered a whopping $-155,724,838 loss.
  18. Re:How bad was it? on Dreamworks Dumps Wallace and Gromit · · Score: 1

    Exactly how unprofitable was it? Does anyone have the figures? Ballpark numbers even?
    According to IMDB, the budget was an estimated $30,000,000. Opening weekend in the USA, it brought in $16,025,987, and as of Jan. 1, 2006, it had grossed $56,068,547 (subtotal) in the USA.
  19. Re:Indiana Jones on Scientists Attempt To Calm Volcano · · Score: 1

    Time to call in Indy for some special consultation. Next thing you know, they'll be dropping natives, snakes, and Nazis into the volcano.
    In reality, Harrison Ford would just call George Lucas who would just drop Jar Jar Binks into the volcano, thus causing the volcano to experience a massive sudden existence failure and killing off that damn Jar Jar character.
  20. Re:Just use on Scientists Attempt To Calm Volcano · · Score: 1

    Why bother? He should just roundhouse kick it shut!
    That is assuming the possibility of Chuck Norris wanting it shut. He could have wanted to watch some mud wrestling awhile ago and roundhouse kicked it open in the first place.
  21. Re:What about OS????/ on Sony Settles With FTC Over Rootkits · · Score: 0

    I really wish that part of the settlement would have included a provision where the executives of Sony BMG would get one swift kick in the ass for each installed copy of the rootkit.

  22. Re:Even Miss Cleo saw this coming on SCO Admits They Might Just Not Win - Maybe · · Score: 1

    SCO should have hired her.
    Why should they hire her? The could just call her and get a free reading instead. :-)
  23. Re:The webmaster is alive and well on Who Killed the Webmaster? · · Score: 1
  24. Re:The webmaster is alive and well on Who Killed the Webmaster? · · Score: 1
  25. Re:The webmaster is alive and well on Who Killed the Webmaster? · · Score: 1

    I wonder why theese guys are in such high demand.
    38,077 results for "drug smuggler"
    It might be that "drug smuggler" looks better than "child pornographer" (5039 results)