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  1. Obligatory South Park Style Statement on Who Killed the Webmaster? · · Score: 1

    Ok, it had to be said...

    Oh My God, They Killed Kenny The Webmaster. You Bastards!!!

  2. The webmaster is alive and well on Who Killed the Webmaster? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I did a rather quick search on monster.com (results: http://jobsearch.monster.com/Search.aspx?q=webmast er&fn=&lid=&re=130&cy=us&JSNONREG=1 ), and as of 1/29/2007 2:30 (GMT-6), there are 189 listings for "webmaster"

    I also did a quick search on moster.com (results: http://jobsearch.monster.com/Search.aspx?q=radio%2 0star&fn=&lid=&re=0&cy=us&JSNONREG=1&pg=1 ) , and as of 1/29/2007 2:30 (GMT-6), there are 24 listings for "radio star", thus proving that Video didn't kill the radio star.

    Of course, you can take these results for what they are worth. After all, I got 371 results when I searched for "nose picker" on monster.com ( http://jobsearch.monster.com/Search.aspx?q=nose%20 picker&fn=&lid=&re=0&cy=us&JSNONREG=1&pg=1 )

  3. Re:As they say on Microwave Experiments Cause Sponge Disasters · · Score: 1

    The stupid shall be punished.
    Stupidity should be painful.
  4. Re:Forget Norway!! on Norway Outlaws iTunes · · Score: 1

    Come to Norway. It's better than Kenya.
    I wish I could, but I can't fjord it. :-(
  5. Re:MS Support on Microsoft Sells Linux To Wal-Mart · · Score: 4, Funny
    "when they call MS Support, they'll get the Blue Automated Message of Death"

    That is still an improvement over Clippy!
  6. Re:Greetings! on Microsoft to Launch Zune in EU · · Score: 1

    So, would this be the final countdown?

  7. Re:Just wait till Steve Ballmer hears about this.. on Listening Robot Senses Snipers · · Score: 1

    Here are some Steve Ballmer quotes for you:

    "I like to tell people that all of our products and business will go through three phases. There's vision, patience, and execution."

    "Bill brings to the company the idea that conflict can be a good thing..."

    "We [Microsoft] don't have a monopoly. We have precision (ch)air strikes. There's a difference."

  8. Re:Learn some new staff on Is it Possible to Age Yourself Out of a Job? · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...Do some staff for free

    that sounds like a quick way to end a career...

    That goes double if you put it on the net...

    Actually, that sounds like a quick way to begin a new career where you could charge customers $20 a month to download content from a website...
  9. Re:Chairs on Father of WebSphere Leaves IBM For Microsoft · · Score: 1
    Did Ballmer spend the day mending a broken chair.

    No, he spent the day working on his chair throwing and Google killing techniques.
  10. Re:That could work, but... on Is DRM Intrinsically Distasteful? · · Score: 1
    This is the big one.. it means that the content creators have to earn the respect of the end users.

    I Agree. The current philosophy of "Wash my back and I won't stab yours" which is seemingly the norm is a definate reason why many content creators are (rightfully) not respected.
  11. This Scheme Already Exists on Is DRM Intrinsically Distasteful? · · Score: 1
    ...a DRM scheme that allowed full legitimate usage (format shifting, time shifting, playback on different devices, etc.) and only blocked illicit usage (illegal copying)

    This DRM scheme already exists, and is fairly easy to implement. It happens to be called the "honor system".

    The honor system is very inexpensive to use, and requires virtually zero disk space. It is multi-platform and very easy to extend.

    Unfortunately, the "honor system" tends to be extremely easy to circumvent. The weakness with the "honor system" is that it relies on end users to respect the wishes of the content creators.
  12. Re:Vlad's old digs, eh? on "Dracula's Castle" For Sale In Romania · · Score: 3, Funny
    Ok, I'll bite...

    Eh, Dracula sucks.
  13. Re:23 years? on Solid Capacitor Motherboards Introduced · · Score: 3, Funny
    I guess a longer lifespan is good, but do I really need a motherboard to last for 23 years?

    Actually, the intended buyer of this motherboard happens to be Gentoo users. The idea is to sell them a motherboard which will run after everything compiles on their system.

    Note: I am a happy Gentoo user, above was only a joke.
  14. Re:Different program? on DieHard, the Software · · Score: 1
    Or DieHardWithAVengeance...

    That is so 1995. Update to 2007 and call it "Live Free or DieHard"
  15. Re:Yahoo! News Message Boards Analogy on Yahoo! Takes Down News Message Boards · · Score: 1
    Can you rephrase that in terms of a car analogy? I do much better with those. TIA.

    Sure...

    Yahoo! News Message Boards were to intelligent discourse as a rusted out Yugo is to classic collectable luxiury cars.

    Hope that helps.
  16. Re:Why shouldn't they? on Firefox Creator No Longer Trusts Google · · Score: 1
    The problem is that Google has a monopoly on web search

    There happens to be more than one search engine out there (as stated in other posts). See the Wikipedia article for a decent list of other search engines which exist on the web.

    As it is, Google is using its web search monopoly as leverage to promote its non-search products...

    Lets do a quick web search for the term "web mail" and see what top 5 results we get (as of 12/29/2006):

    Yahoo : #1 Yahoo! Mail, #2 Hotmail, #3 AOL Mail, #4 Mail2Web, #5 Gmail

    MSN:#1 Yahoo! Mail, #2 web.mail.umich.edu, #3 Netfirms, #4 email.ixwebhosting.com, #5 NetTally WebMail

    AOL:
    #1 Mail2Web, #2 webmail.earthlink.net/, #3 webmail.mail.gatech.edu/, #4 Yahoo! Mail, #5 www.webmail.co.za/

    Earthlink:
    #1 Mail2Web, #2 webmail.earthlink.net/, #3 webmail.mail.gatech.edu/, #4 Yahoo! Mail, #5 www.webmail.co.za/

    Google:
    #1 Mail2Web, #2 webmail.earthlink.net/, #3 webmail.mail.gatech.edu/, #4 Yahoo! Mail, #5 www.webmail.co.za/

    Now, lets play with Yahoo! by searching for various services and see what we get...
    blog: Right above the first result: "Start a blog on Yahoo! 360 (Beta)[Yahoo! Shortcut]"
    photo sharing: Right above the first result: "Share photos on Yahoo! Photos [Yahoo! Shortcut]"
    calendar:
    Right above the first result: "Calendar [Yahoo! Shortcut]"
  17. Yahoo! News Message Boards Analogy on Yahoo! Takes Down News Message Boards · · Score: 4, Funny

    For those who never used the Yahoo! News message boards, here is a simple analogy which explains (without resorting to quoting 99% of the garbage on said boards):

    Yahoo! News Message Boards were to intelligent discourse as toilet paper is to the great classics from English Literature.

  18. Re:Give him a laptop and let him work on Hans Reiser in Court Today · · Score: 1
    He should be forced to write Windows software

    Hey, not all Windows software is bad... look at Solitaire!

    If society really wants to punish him, he should have to endure prison with Clippy.
  19. Re:Rootkit on New Developments From Microsoft Research · · Score: 1
    The one rootkit to rule them all!!

    Does this mean that I can stop all malicious activity on my computer by throwing my Windows Install disk into the fires of Mount Doom?
  20. Legality of the Honeypot part? on New Developments From Microsoft Research · · Score: 1
    ...a honeypot targeted at discovering zero-day exploits...

    So, would this Microsoft research project violate some Super DMCA laws? For example, in Illinois, we have Public Act 92-728, which is the Illinois Super DMCA. This act was responsible for "killing" the LaBrea Tarpit software package.

    Since IANAL, I will quote the writeup from the LaBrea website:
    This section of the Illinois Criminal Code was added on January 1, 2003 by Public Act 92-728 and defines an "unlawful communication device" as "any communication device which is capable of... facilitating the disruption... of a communication service without the express consent or express authorization of the communication service provider..."

    It furthermore makes it a criminal offense if a person knowingly "possesses, uses, manufactures, assembles, distributes, leases, transfers, or sells" an "unlawful communication device... for the commission of a theft of a communication service or to receive, disrupt, transmit, decrypt, or acquire... any communication service without the express consent or express authorization of the communication service provider, or to conceal or to assist another to conceal from any communication service provider or from any lawful authority the existence or place of origin or destination of any communication".

    ...

    From my reading of the law, "communication service provider" can be interpreted as "anyone who provides data transport anywhere along the path of the connection".

    It is also a criminal offense if someone "possesses, uses, prepares, distributes, gives or otherwise transfers... plans or instructions for making or assembling an unlawful communication or access device..."

    The penalties for violations of this section treat this as a Class A misdemeanor unless the infractions involve 10 or more "unlawful communication devices" in which case it is treated as a Class 4 felony. Cases involving 50 or more "unlawful communication devices" are treated as a Class 3 felony (the same as "aggravated battery", 2-5 years in prison). There is also a provision for civil actions with statutory damages of not less than $250.00 and not more than $10,000.00 for each "unlawful communication device."
  21. Re:Why wait? Get Snort today. on New Developments From Microsoft Research · · Score: 2, Informative
    but snort does not run on windows, which is sorta their target OS....

    Actually, Snort will run on Windows.

    First, you need to install WinPcap, which is available at http://www.winpcap.org/.

    Next, you will have to download the Snort Windows binary at http://snort.org/dl/binaries/win32/.

    Finally, RTFSnortM and have fun.

    Its not all that hard to get going... I had to do a Snort install on a Windows box in order to work on a project in my Network Security class at Loyola University Chicago.
  22. Re:Rubbish on Professor Comes Up With a Way to Divide by Zero · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but Chuck Norris once counted up to infinity twice.

  23. Re:Probably a prototype on Ancient Astronomical Computer Decoded · · Score: 1
    It was the Greek Apple, so to speak. The Grappa.


    At least it wasn't the Grapple.
  24. Re:Who to clamp down first on Newt Gingrich Says Free Speech May Be Forfeit · · Score: 1

    Eh, Ann Coulter is a better first choice.

  25. Re:wrong Steve on Why Vista Took So Long · · Score: 1

    Is that before or after he threatens to effin kill them?