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  1. You're doing it wrong on How Would You Launch a Dual-Licensed Product? · · Score: 1

    Crush your customers, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.

  2. Because on Why Won't Dell Promote Its Linux Desktops? · · Score: 1

    Microsoft told them to

    //+1 concise?

  3. Re:Attention parents on MySpace Fears, Just Another Backlash? · · Score: 1

    But that's exactly my point. Most parents won't do that because the child will undoubtedly say "don't tell me you never did X at some point..." Then they'll have to choose between the following replies:

    1) Do as I say, not as I do
    2) Yes, but now I realize it was a mistake, and I don't want you to do the same
    3) Yes, and it was a lot of fun. But I'm still saying no.
    4) Yes, and now that I think about it, it really wasn't all thatbad. Have fun, kid.

  4. Re:Uh.... on MySpace Fears, Just Another Backlash? · · Score: 1

    that job should include removing computers from their children's bedroom. The kid should be using a laptop in the kitchen.

    You must be fun at parties.

  5. Attention parents on MySpace Fears, Just Another Backlash? · · Score: 1

    You children are going to use foul language, take drugs, and make whoopie. And there's nothing you can do about it...

    Because you did the same thing when you were their age.

    //and if you really didn't, karma will make sure it doubles back twice on them.

  6. Huh? on Only White DS Lite at Launch · · Score: 1

    Glass, ice, crank, tweak... now Crystal White? What else are these crazy kids going to come up with...

  7. Re:Unfair on Canada's CD Tax Out of Hand? · · Score: 1

    Right, we call it "gyp-parody" instead

  8. Re:Assumed Guilt on Canada's CD Tax Out of Hand? · · Score: 1

    The overwhelming majority of the others were handed over to the Americans by people who could reasonably be called bounty hunters.

    And remember... NO DISINTERGRATIONS!

  9. Re:Great Moments in Hypocrisy on Justice Dept. Rejects Google's Privacy Concerns · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is it possible to host a datacentre out at sea?

    Yeah, but if open water is a lawless land, can't a displeased government just blow it up without penalty?

  10. Re:surprise! on Justice Dept. Rejects Google's Privacy Concerns · · Score: 1
  11. Re:Hmm - maybe they should be allowed after all? on Justice Dept. Rejects Google's Privacy Concerns · · Score: 1

    Pornography laws are the domain of states, not the feds

  12. Re:Asking for search data... on Justice Dept. Rejects Google's Privacy Concerns · · Score: 1

    I've come from the future to let you know what the government's response will be:

    "It's not fascism when WE do it..."

  13. Huh? on Justice Dept. Rejects Google's Privacy Concerns · · Score: 1

    If the supreme court struck down a law, and the government is using its resources to try and bring it back, isn't that illegal?

    So, if I get caught with a couple of sawed-off body parts dissolving in my bathtub, I can just tell the sheriff "No worries, my good man. I'm simply performing research into overturning the murder statute. You can go about your business..." *insert jedi-wave*

  14. Surprising on 'Games as Porn' Bill Passes Utah House · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe this'll spur them to get around to cleaning up that little polygamy "problem" over there. May I present exhibit a: Google Results 1 - 100 of about 94,300 for mormon wife underaged

  15. Re:A Bold Positive Step on 'Games as Porn' Bill Passes Utah House · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the genocide!

    What, you think when Moses and his merry men got to the Promised Land of Caanan it was just sitting there empty, waiting for them to mosey on in and set up a country?

  16. Re:Number of good things to come out of Utah: on 'Games as Porn' Bill Passes Utah House · · Score: 1

    Note "was" in the past tense. He must have escaped!

    //Operation Mormon Freedom, anyone?

  17. Re:Interesting on iPod Takes Japan by Storm · · Score: 1

    I'm sure there are a few hentai movies out there who've beaten you to the punch

  18. You, sir, are a banana on Xbox Live Needs MMOG Overhaul · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    and we want a direct connection with our customer so that we're always giving you new content, always supporting you directly.

    Until the service is no longer profitable, in which case our "connection" with you gets upgraded to level "fuck you."

  19. Re:i was waiting for this news on Blackberry Injunction Postponed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What annoys me is that I read an article where the judge stated that he'd make sure there were provisions for the governemnt so RIM could continue service for them. I'd like to know what incredibly vital governemnt service is being supplied by BlackBerry email?

    You seem to be under the mistaken impression that the government is subject to Law.

  20. Re:In other news... on Blackberry Injunction Postponed · · Score: 5, Funny

    you have no understanding of the case, but want to give your useless opinion

    You must be new here. Welcome aboard!

  21. Re:Could be good..but... on Google to Digitize National Archives Footage · · Score: 1

    I would think they would have no problems censoring based on government request

    And you would be right.

    ( 1 - 10 of about 1,830,000 for google censor china)

  22. Re:Moon Landing? on Google to Digitize National Archives Footage · · Score: 1

    Oh, come on now. Those black-ops agents worked very hard the night before painting backdrops and building props! Give 'em some credit!

  23. In other news... on Blackberry Injunction Postponed · · Score: 1, Troll

    Judge Spencer found a big 'ol bag of cash lying on his front porch this morning on the way to work. The two incidents are in no way related.

  24. Re:Needs a good name... how 'bout... on Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest Teamup · · Score: 1

    I spent at least an hour naming my character goofy things and taking advantage of the missing comma in the opening scene.

    MOO: "I'm the Hero of light?" OLD MAN: "Yes, you asshole!"

  25. Re:If otherwise..so what?? on Games Are Not Drugs · · Score: 1

    alcohol is like drugs, u gonna ban it?? gambling is like drugs, u gonna ban it??

    If the fundies were in charge? Well, actually, yes!