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  1. Re:Bill Gates on Gates' Future of Education Straight Out of '60s · · Score: 0

    Yes... it was Ballmer who brought us... uhh..."the monkey boy dance"!!!
    Good for him!

  2. Re:right answer wrong reason on European Court of Justice Rejects Stem-Cell Patents · · Score: 0

    I think he patented the copyright on it.
    ;-)

  3. Re:Patents should not be about ethics on European Court of Justice Rejects Stem-Cell Patents · · Score: 0

    I thought they had the cure already... just ask tom cruise and john travolta... scientology, the cure for all your problems and money!

  4. Re:Hackers, obviously... on Ask Slashdot: Worst Computer Scene In TV or Movies? · · Score: 0

    Yes, but plan 9 is worth watching ALL the time:.... night...day...night...day!

  5. Re:The truth about Microsoft on In-Depth Look At HTML5 · · Score: 0

    So we should let Microsoft that has random guarantees of the future licensing of their operating system be the main stream? Yeah sure, let's give them full power to charge us an excessive amount when theirs is the only kid on the block. If "it's everywhere" was a valid argument to give up, nothing new would be created. You need to start from somewhere if you want greater acceptance over time and there will always be a "it's everywhere" deal when you start something new from scratch.

    Same argument... this is why i use gnu/linux.

  6. Re:digital gram scale as an extra? on Ex-Microsoft CTO Writes $625 Cookbook · · Score: 1

    This is most noticeable in their wimpy definition of a pint.

    This is to go with their wimpy definition of beer.

  7. Re:Why not sue everyone else? on LimeWire Settles Copyright Infringement Case · · Score: 0

    Oh man... i was singing 'the cave' by mumford and sons today. Don't sue ME!

  8. Re:$1337 = leet speak on Researcher Blows $15K By Reporting Bug To Google · · Score: 0

    No... no one else caught it. You are indeed leet.

  9. Re:Ministry of Economy, Finance, and Industry Mini on Hackers Target French Government Computers For G20 · · Score: 0

    des Professions liberales et de la Consommation>

    They have Professional Liberals who look in on you while you consummate your marriage?
    Do they give advice too?

    Harder, she likes it like zis. Now, put zee handcuffs on her.

  10. Re:Top Student My Ass on Top Student Charged With Fixing Grades For Cash · · Score: 0

    But if 110% can't do 38.3% of the 76.4% needed to graduate, how are the other 3.2% going to graduate out of the 680% you didn't mention?

  11. Re:Android second? on Debian Is the Most Important Linux · · Score: 0

    Goddamit! I am so angry at wimins.... why the fuck can't i get a date with no fucking slut wimins whores????????????

    'Cause it seems wimins are smarter than redneck inbred ACs?

  12. Re:They must be Tankard fans! on Aussie Brewery Creates Space Beer · · Score: 0

    It's a jelly.

  13. Re:As always... on Open Source Guy Takes the Hardest Job At Microsoft · · Score: 0

    I see a spade and I call it a spade.
    True. In spades.
    Microsoft is trying to appear to be playing fair and make people think, 'Oh, poor Microsoft... so misunderstood.'
    But we understand Microsoft. Too well. But Microsoft is playing with the big boys now.
    1. First they ignore you.
    2. Then they they laugh at you.
    3. Then they fight you..... (Where MS is STILL)
    4. Then you win.
    5. How about a nice game of chess.

  14. Re:We will when MS does. on Open Source Guy Takes the Hardest Job At Microsoft · · Score: 0

    No... they don't have to. All they have to do is 'threaten' to take a small company (with a lot less money than MS) to court over a patent.
    Tomtom for instance. All they had to do is 'say' that 'linux' violates their patent and if tomtom doesn't pay up they'll be taken to court and have all their money disappear in years worth of lawsuits.
    All MS has to do is say which patents linux and open source violate and it could be fixed. No....Microsoft is still a bastard company run by bastards playing the bastard game.
    When they stop playing like bastards, maybe 'WE' will start believing they have changed.

  15. Re:Number Five is alive on First Two-Legged Robot Marathon is Under Way In Osaka, Japan · · Score: 0

    either way, that's the coolest fucking thing I've seen in a while.

    5 minutes pass...
    Now this is the most boring thing i've seen in a while.

  16. Re:Ok, you got me. Nice!! on Frictionless Superfluid Found In Neutron Star Core · · Score: 0

    I haven't did the coke out nose thing on /. for a while. Thanks!

    Hey man, it looks like you've been doing a bit too much of the coke UP the nose thing for a while!
    --sniff sniff--

  17. Re:Starbuck? That you? on NASA Readies Discovery Shuttle For Final Flight · · Score: 0

    ANY day, right you are! She can handle my joystick ANY day!

  18. Starbuck? That you? on NASA Readies Discovery Shuttle For Final Flight · · Score: 0

    Hope mothballing Discovery goes better than it did for the crew of the Battlestar Galactica.

  19. Re:Many companies avoid using networked nameserver on High Severity BIND Vulnerability Advisory Issued · · Score: 0

    I'd hardly call hosts files obscure...

    Tell that to my wife (and the billions of windows users who starts to shake and cough just like the old man in that book by Nabakov) everytime i say "Why don't you just open another tab instead of going back and forth between web pages?"
    Her response is, "I don't know what you mean!"

  20. Re:butt...... on Egyptian Father Names His Daughter "Facebook" · · Score: -1

    In Canadian English, it means "Holy crap, it's just a whole lot of poop and immaturity with very little intelligence... why did we even start with this thing, eh?"

  21. Re:but but on Supermassive Black Holes Not So Big After All · · Score: -1

    it's cold in space

    ... and shrinkage is a dish best served cold.

  22. Re:spent to align on Nokia Plan B Was Just a Hoax · · Score: -1

    Costs:
    License rights to XKCD
    Buying Randall Munroe lunch and a free phone
    Replacing Ballmer's Chair:
    Priceless

  23. Re:inviting MSFT to a 'net security conference is. on Microsoft's New Plan For Keeping the Internet Safe · · Score: -1

    like inviting a pedophile to a day care center...

    And letting them actually get up and talk about security "cough, cough", is like letting them get up, whip out their John Thomas and sing "Every sperm is sacred", while their condom leaks all over the podium.

  24. Re:Hate to be a grammar Nazi but... on Microsoft's New Plan For Keeping the Internet Safe · · Score: -1

    Yeah, that about sums it up ... Microsoft's "Trustworthy" computing has always been about locking the damn thing down so tightly you can't use it, relying on their own proprietary technologies so that everybody pays them, and pretending like it's not the security holes in their OS that is the root problem.

    You misspelled Linux. Funnily, it came out as Microsoft. Go figure. A Freudian slip perhaps?

    And just how is Linux locked down, proprietary and a security hole?

  25. Re:Friends on The Sum Total of the World's Knowledge: 250 Exabytes · · Score: -1

    The aliens will invade after they get sick of so many reruns of friends reaching them.

    Wrong, they'll invade earth to watch the end of Single Female Lawyer

    Wrong... they'll stay away after watching Doctor Who and Torchwood!