Ex-Microsoft CTO Writes $625 Cookbook
carusoj writes "Nathan Myhrvold, Microsoft's first CTO, made his mark in the tech world. Now he's cemented his place in the world of cooking and food science with the publication of a groundbreaking six-volume, 2,438-page cookbook. Some of the techniques in Myhrvold's Modernist Cuisine are intimidating, to put it mildly, calling for such daunting ingredients as liquid nitrogen and equipment such as centrifuges and rotor-stator homogenizers. But Myhrvold and his co-authors insist that the majority of recipes can be made in a conventional home kitchen — with a few recommended, inexpensive extras such as a digital gram scale and water bath for sous vide cooking." Dear Bosses: When you see the centrifuge on my March expense report, please note that this is a legitmate business expense. If you're still curious, we ran a story a couple years ago on Nathan's Kitchen Lab.
Every European kitchen I've cooked in had a gram scale (they're less the 10€ for an inexpensive model and 30€ for a decent one.) I don't understand how I got by living in the US without one ... I'm never giving it up now.
Especially with baking, it's really not optional.
Destined to be pirated around the globe, just like his former employer's software.
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It always takes time for technological advances to make their way from the workshop to the home. The first servo motors were expensive devices; today we take it for granted that a DVD player will automatically retract the platter. Same here: applying the scientific method to cooking starts as a high-end expensive hobby, but eventually the lessons learned and some of the technology will become household items.
Harold McGee for the basic science and this book for advanced stuff. Although, $625 is a bit steep.
(and of course, watch Alton Brown on FoodTV)
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I read an article in a magazine about using centrifuges to "[concentrate] the flavor molecules in a powerfully aromatic liquid layer that is ideal for cooking." I also love Sub Zero ice cream.
Despite the coolness and interesting factor, I doubt I will be going out and buying a centrifuge or a bottle of liquid nitrogen for my next meal.
Seriously, I really hope he actually wrote and did not copy-paste texts from Bing (i.e. Google). Cook book authors tend to reuse others' recipes.
What the article didn't tell us is that after the first rejection of the manuscript by the publisher, Myhrvold was overheard in his office screaming, "F*****g Wolfgang Puck is a f*****g pussy. I'm going to f*****g bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f*****g kill Food Network!" A few chairs were seen outside in the parking lot later that afternoon as well,. . .
Forget my knee-jerk skepticism. http://modernistcuisine.com/ is the best!!! Nathan rulez!
His 2,438-page cookbook is still smaller than the 6,325 page OOXML specification.
I don't see how this breaks any new ground. Ferran Adria has had all his work documented in his El Bulli volumes since the 80's and he is widely recognized as being the most influencial chef of the last decade, if not of all time. Even Heston Blumenthal is a prior advocate of using science in cooking, with his "Kitchen Kemistry" TV series. I'm sorry but Nathan Myhrvold is a barbecue champion, and is a nobody in the gastronomic world. This project smells of something an American would do -- that is, "bigger". I don't see how anyone can just make a recipe book without having the recipes stand the test of a public trial (that is, served in a real restaurant at the mercy of real critics).
There's something about him that drives me crazy. Maybe it's the patent hoarding. Or the smug "smartest man in the room" press that covers him. Everyone seems to hate Gates (I don't), but at least he's using his fortune to make the world a better place. Myhrvold is making solutions for billionaires and pricing them accordingly.
karma fail.
Aside from being Microsoft CTO, from the article:
Myhrvold's academic tech credentials are supreme. He's earned degrees in mathematics, geophysics, and space physics from UCLA, and PhDs in mathematical economics and theoretical physics from Princeton University. In his post-doctoral work at Cambridge University, Myhrvold worked on quantum theories of gravity with cosmologist Stephen Hawking.
Myhrvold worked for two years as a stagier at Rover's, a top French restaurant in Seattle, and he trained at the Ecole De La Varenne. Myhrvold's culinary adventures also include a stint as Chief Gastronomic Officer for Zagat Survey, which publishes the Zagat restaurant guides.
After leaving Microsoft in 1999, Myhrvold went on to become CEO of Intellectual Ventures, a patent company he founded (along with three others) to shepherd inventions and commercialize intellectual property.
First off, how the hell does one do all this ? Second, with all his knowledge, why become a patent troll ?
He has conquered the technical world, he has conquered the cooking world, now he needs to buy a ring and conquer the physical world by becoming the ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPION!!!
Iran: "We are not using these centrifuges to enrich uranium. We are just trying out some recipes in this cookbook."
International Atomic Energy Agency Inspector: "Well, I do have to admit that the concentrated flavor molecules in this powerfully aromatic liquid layer is ideal for cooking."
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
Do I care that Mr Over-privileged, Don't-exert-yourself, PATENT TROLL (founder of infamous patent extortion corp Intellectual Ventures) is publishing an over-priced cookbook? He can stick it up his arse and die.
So, he's writing college textbooks? Glad I'm not in food science...
1) He writes an (admittedly large) expensive $625 cookbook.
2) He gets free advertising on slahsdot.
3) Profit ($$$)
No need to question any steps here...
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$0.99 ebook please
Seems expensive items ($9 for ebooks) donÂt sell very well. Setting the price at $0.99 allows lots and lots and lots of impulse purchases which more than make up for the lower price according to recent web articles.
There was just recently a very interesting podcast about Nathan Myhrvold , his company, and his approach to cooking compared to the slow foods movement.
http://freakonomicsradio.com/food-and-the-new-physics.html
Heston Blumenthal has been doing this for years. His restaurant (The Fat Duck) at Bray (West of London - hint, not cheap and a long, long wait) is world famous. Not so well known is that he also has a first class gastro-pub at Bray, and that the Little Chef first on the left on the Westbound A303 has a Blumenthal menu available - it fills up very early at weekends.
From scarped cliff or quarried stone she cries "A thousand types are gone, I care for nothing, no not one."
No word on the requirement for a douchebag as well or if the purchasers ego can be substituted.
It seems like sous vide cooking is quite the fashionable thing. I recently bought the cheapest slow-cooker in the shop, and was disappointed to discover that it just outputs a constant low heat, rather than containing a thermostat. Investigating the possibility of hacking a thermostat into it, I found a few references to people building a home-made sous vide bath using a slow-cooker, a temperature probe, and a temperature controlled switch.
Isn't it high time a consumer kitchen goods company made an affordable sous-vide bath? They hardly seem like the most complicated things to design or manufacture.
i read the article in wired on this. sounded like cooking food in the most pretentious and assholish way possible. but thats how patent trolls roll.
... does he use open sauce?
he hasnt done much interesting and creative since daparting MSFT. Makes a noisy splash with all his companies.
is it time to fill some patents on it?
as anything else Nathan Myhrvold has ever done.
I figure a digital scale would be more precise than trying to read the exact position of the dial on an analogue scale (for me, it's small packages rather than cooking ingredients; it's particularly important there since postal pricing increments at each weight level rather than being simply proportional.)
I listen to both RIAA and non-RIAA stuff if I like the music, tangential business/politics nonwithstanding.
If you think the book is expensive, wait till you pay the royalties for using his intellectual property each time you use one of his food process methods.
100 years from now, this will be on the top shelf at some rare book store. I can just picture it. You know how when you go into those stores, there is usually a several volume set of *something*. I've never asked about it, because I'm not much of a collector and I figure they're expensive.
Of course, now that I've jinxed it, way too many people will buy them and sock them away, figuring wrongly that nobody else would pay that much for this. So, 100 years from now your great grandchildren will walk into the store with it in a cardboard box, and say "we have this, we heard it was connected to the old computer days", and the guy behind the counter will say, "we've got 3 sets already"
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
Why is this article tagged "idiocracy?" What he's doing isn't stupid. It's just different. You might say better. And $625 for a 6-volume set of books isn't terribly ridiculous, I wish some of my university textbooks were that cheap per book.
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The karma is just like your bashing - overdone and long since burnt.
Isn't he the same guy who's underwriting a massive patent troll operation?
Would seem a little hypocritical to now be writing a cookbook. After all, almost all recipes have some element from older recipes.
Or was that Paul Allen?
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Surely you become a derivative work after consuming one of his recipes, and will forever need to pay patent and copyright licenses to continue living. Alternatively, if you agree to develop programs for Windows Phone 7, you will be exempt from the patent license, but will have your body parts sold to keep the Patent Troll alive in 20 years.
Of course, if you don't eat from his book, he threatens to assert certain unspecified patents, that cover all aspects of culinary creation, which will result in you being bankrupted, and eaten alive by a flock of patent crazed songbirds, bred by the hand of Steve Balmer's clone, Young Frankenstein.
Nathan Myhrvold, Microsoft's first CTO, made his mark in the tech world.
Really? I must've missed that.
Keep a defibrillator in your kitchen, just in case you get the Blue Screen of Death.
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This all sounds like good wholesome geeky fun, but the guy is co-founder of Intellectual Ventures, probably the most egregious and destructive patent troll in the world. Shun him! Shun him!
Where's the link to the torrent?
Same thing came to my mind when I read the words digital gram scale. What are we? Communist?
Ex-Microsoft CTO Writes $625 Cookbook
Intellectual Ventures CEO, patent troll, Writes $625 Cookbook
There, fixed that for you. He hasn't been CTO Microsoft for years. Nor is it where his money is now from.
Nathan Myhrvold, "the most feared person in Silicon Valley", "king of the patent trolls", founder and CEO of Intellectual Ventures (which "liquditizes intellectual property" through several hundred patent trolling shell companies), cocreator (with "I'm going to fucking kill Schmidt" Balmer and "statesman" Gates (who continues to work for IV)) of the 1980/1990's Microsoft core business strategy: 'it's not a monopolistic protection racket shakedown if "putting lipstick on a pig" makes our DOJ conviction an acceptable business expense'... has written a successful PR campaign, cookbook, and no doubt lots of food related patents.
Myhrvold (didn't) say 'It just goes to prove the old Indian saying, "kill one person, you're a murderer, and they hang you; kill ten, you're a bandit, and they hunt you; kill a hundred, your a leader, and they negotiate with you; kill thousands, you're a statesman, and the press loves you". Wired, slashdot, the tech press just rolled over for me. What a successful PR campaign. "Ex-CTO Microsoft", tee hee. The IV brand was getting a bit tarnished, and might have raised unfortunate "where is my money coming from" and "why am I doing this" questions, but Microsoft stands for innovation. Ah, organized crime - the media just love the romance of it, and not a brain cell among them. Don't miss the recipe on page 314, "Using to parasitic troll shells, infused with lawyers and steeped in deceit, to dissolve tech industry, deceive media and regulators, and liquiditize me"(patent pending). I'm rebranding myself. Gates got to be a "statesman", using mixed Microsoft and Gates Foundation monies to buy foreign officials for Microsoft. I'm going to be "ex-CTO Microsoft, pioneering modernist chef". "Troll" and "criminal" and "parasite" just don't have the same resonance at cocktail parties.'
$625 for a cookbook? I find any recipe I need with google.
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Hide your sources... No credit to elBulli? I thought the Catalans invented this type of modernist cuisine. Blumenthal and friends are derivatives no?
a class action is now under way as the 'less savey' cooks attempted sous vide cooking,
but due to incorrect equipment and vacume packing ended up with Botulism... seal of death.
thank God the internet isn't a human right.