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  1. Re:Better than government news stories on Corporate Propaganda Still On the News · · Score: 1

    At what point do the vikings march through and drown out the conversation by saying, "Propaganda!" over and over again?

  2. No question what step 2 is on The Dark Side of the PlayStation 3 Launch · · Score: 1
    1. Pay homeless man $200 to buy you a $600 video game console.
    2. Sell console on Yahoo Auctions for $100M
    3. Profit!
  3. Re:Okay... on Playstation 3 Sells Out At Japanese Launch · · Score: 1

    http://page7.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/g5053 3791 This 60GB one's going for ~10 billion yen, or approximately $100M.

  4. Re:A Marginally Informed Opinion on Mysteries of the Next-Gen Consoles Solved · · Score: 1

    This is the advantage of the Wii being so similar to the GameCube. Everything that used to be there is still there; there's just new stuff too. Everyone already knows how to write for the old stuff, so they can add the new tricks to their vocabulary gradually, instead of having to learn everything from scratch with a new architecture.

  5. Re:My guess on Mysteries of the Next-Gen Consoles Solved · · Score: 1

    Plus, just because someone has an HDTV and is buying a console doesn't mean they're buying a console that outputs HD. I have a 52 inch HDTV and I'm getting only a Wii.

  6. Re:Under the sea on The Dolphin With Leftover Legs · · Score: 1

    There'll be no accusations
    Just friendly crustaceans
    Under the sea!

  7. Re:Summary of USCBP-2005-0003-0003 on US Citizens To Require ''Clearance'' To Leave? · · Score: 1
    Hmm. That doesn't sound quite as scary.
    It does if you like to fly standby.
  8. Re:Nothing "underpowered " about the Gamecube/Wii on The Wii's Brain Exposed · · Score: 1

    By that logic, in a year or two people will be unhappy when home PCs outstrip the PS3 and X360, just as they were 3 years ago when PCs outstripped the PS2, Xbox, and GC. Oh wait...

  9. Re:Wii isn't underpowered except on The Wii's Brain Exposed · · Score: 1

    Nintendo's home console division should be taking lessons from their portable division.

  10. Re:Bundles on Nintendo Promises 4 Million Shipped Wiis By Year-End · · Score: 1

    Conveniently, Wii Play (includes games like Duck Hunt) comes with a Wiimote.

  11. Re:Wii isn't underpowered except on The Wii's Brain Exposed · · Score: 1

    Nintendo does nothing better than pushing out an incremental upgrade midway through a product's lifecycle. (Witness Game Boy Pocket, GBA SP and Micro, DS lite.) I expect an HD Wii in a few years (when it can be cheaper) that upscales old Wii games, and a requirement that HD-enabled Wii games run on non-HD Wiis. (Shouldn't be hard to manage--PC games can run on thousands of hardware configurations. Wii games would be expected to run on 2.)

  12. Spelling on Bush Signs Bill Enabling Martial Law · · Score: 1

    I believe you meant Fawkes.

  13. Re:What Does This Have To Do With Anything? on Congressman Calls for Arrest of Security Researcher · · Score: 1

    It's even sillier than you make it sound. Lots of airlines have online check in. This lets you print your boarding pass from home. It also lets you print two copies of your boarding pass from home. That doesn't mean you can get on the plane. They scan your boarding pass before you get onto the jetbridge, and (unlike with Slashdot editors) if it's a dupe, you don't go through. Being able to print a fake boarding pass doesn't get you anything more or less than being able to print multiple real ones.

  14. Notorious A.M.D. on For AMD Success Means Problems · · Score: 1

    For AMD, Mo' Money, Mo' Problems.

  15. Plot of every Austin Powers movie on Wired's Very Short Stories · · Score: 1

    Shag now? Shag later? Oh baby!

  16. Nothing happens for most of book on Wired's Very Short Stories · · Score: 4, Funny

    Surprise! Someone kidnapped on last page.

  17. Also works with Poison Control. on Wired's Very Short Stories · · Score: 1

    Hello, suicide hotline? Yeah, me again.

  18. Reports of my death greatly exaggerated. on Wired's Very Short Stories · · Score: 1

    God dead. --Nietzsche
    Nietzsche dead. --God

  19. I was taught by the master. on Wired's Very Short Stories · · Score: 2, Funny

    Monkey kung foo: Who Flung Poo.

  20. O. Henry's Gift of the Magi on Wired's Very Short Stories · · Score: 1

    Sold heirloom, bought present. You too?

  21. Epic fantasy or allegory? You decide! on Wired's Very Short Stories · · Score: 1

    Pacifist dragon slain by bloodthirsty villagers.

  22. Next selection of Oprah's Book Club on Wired's Very Short Stories · · Score: 1

    Did many drugs. Well, not really.

  23. Fairy tales for children with narcolepsy. on Wired's Very Short Stories · · Score: 1

    Once upon a time, the end.

  24. Always had trouble with a limit on Wired's Very Short Stories · · Score: 1

    Seven words long? Delete one. --Editor

  25. Re:half the time, eh? (not the accurate quote, btw on Cortana Works For Scale Wages · · Score: 1

    I prefer Krusty's studio time. He walks in, says his lines into the mic rapid-fire, walks out, and drives off. A few seconds later the studio tech comes by to tell him they're ready to record.