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  1. Check the library... on Convicted Spammer Jeffrey Kilbride Flees Prison · · Score: 1

    The emails...they're coming from inside the prison!

  2. Re:Silly rose-colored glasses on Ask Slashdot: Will You Start Your Kids On Classic Games Or Newer Games? · · Score: 2

    simplistic, clumsy, with limited reflex-based gaming choices at best.

    I think I'm going to go play some Tetris...

  3. Just pass another law... on Protesters Block Apple and Google Buses In California · · Score: 1

    This is the same city that banned Happy Meals. They should just get the city to ban Google/Apple buses.

  4. Too easy to kill all on Proposed California Law Would Mandate Smartphone Kill Switch · · Score: 2

    UPDATE PhoneList
    SET KillPhoneIndicator = "Y"

    Oops. Forgot the WHERE clause

  5. Re:no iOS 5 love on Apple Pushes Developers To iOS 7 · · Score: 1

    I know what you mean. I'm working on an app that doesn't need much horsepower and would like it to be available on the iPad 1 so that people could put old ones they have laying around to good use. But Apple isn't making it easy to support older device so I'll probably have to make it iOS 7+ only. :-(

  6. Re:No. on The Geekiest Game Ever Made? · · Score: 1

    Never trust a programer who can spel.

  7. What about the poor? on US Light Bulb Phase-Out's Next Step Begins Next Month · · Score: 1

    Won't the poor be hit hardest by this?

  8. Same way on NSA Head Asks How To Spy Without Collecting Metadata · · Score: 1

    The same way you did it before the metadata was available.

  9. Re:COBOL on Google Doodle Remembers Computing Pioneer Grace Hopper · · Score: 1

    That's just it though -- business people don't read code! You're making the developers lives harder in order to cater to a situation that never happens.

  10. Re:COBOL on Google Doodle Remembers Computing Pioneer Grace Hopper · · Score: 1

    Try writing the COBOL version over and over everyday and you'll get tired of it pretty quickly.

  11. Re:COBOL on Google Doodle Remembers Computing Pioneer Grace Hopper · · Score: 0

    I agree that we should try to make things simple. But I also think that COBOL's verbosity gets in the way of that. For example, I find:

    For i = 1 to 100
        ' Do work here
    Next

    to be simpler and easier to understand than

    PERFORM VARYING WS-I FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL WS-I = 100
    * DO WORK HERE
    END PERFORM

  12. Women in IT on Google Doodle Remembers Computing Pioneer Grace Hopper · · Score: 3, Funny

    You know why there aren't a lot of women in IT now, right? It's because after Grace Hopper unleashed COBOL, we're been leery about letting them in.

    (It's a joke! Claim down.)

  13. Re:FTTT: Fibre To The Telstra on Australia's $44B Broadband Network May Settle For Fiber Near the Home · · Score: 2

    "It's a bit like BT in the UK, but without the customer dedication, commitment to upgrades or ethics, fairness, and sense of social responsibility of its management team"

    So, it's like AT&T then.

  14. Netflix money on FCC Chair: It's Ok For ISPs To Discriminate Traffic · · Score: 1

    'Netflix might say, "I'll pay in order to make sure that my subscriber might receive the best possible transmission of this movie."'"

    And where does Netflix get it's money? Oh, that's right, from it's customers.

  15. Time factor on Hardly Anyone Is Buying 'Smart Guns' · · Score: 1

    Maybe because when someone breaks into your house and you need it you don't want the batteries in your guns fingerprint print scanner to be dead or have time for it to boot up.

  16. Plots ARE Important on Man Of Steel Leaps Over Record With $125.1 Million To Mixed Reviews · · Score: 1

    "which ultimately leaves the movie about the events that transpire rather than the characters involved in them"

    I'm sick and tired of movie critics who think a movie should only be about the characters. Any story and two major pieces: the characters AND the plot. Without the plot, the characters don't change. Without facing the crisis (brought to them via the plot) they don't grow and become the interesting characters that they are.

    Without a plot the characters are just sitting around doing nothing.

  17. Lower Taxes on Web of Tax Shelters Saved Apple Billions, Inquiry Finds · · Score: 2

    So if California would lower their tax rate they could get at least a piece of the money instead of none of it.

  18. Segway on Is Google Glass Too Nerdy For the Mainstream? · · Score: 1

    The problem with Segways is that they're too expensive.

  19. Re:So basically on Cracked Game Released To Get Back At Pirates · · Score: 1

    "It's pretty sad when someone can't even work up the reading comprehension to grasp the story from a short summary."

    Have you ever tried to read Slashdot summaries?

  20. Well then on FAA On Travel Delays: Get Used To It · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the FAA isn't the best one to be in charge of the air traffic control system.

  21. Better stop it soon on Should California Have Banned Checking Smartphone Maps While Driving? · · Score: 1

    Lets just get rid of California

  22. Your Vision for Star Trek on Interviews: Ask J. Michael Straczynski What You Will · · Score: 1

    Before J. J. Abrams was given the reins to Star Trek, you had expressed interest in doing something with the franchise. Can you give us an idea of the direction you might have taken it or some of the things you would have done?

  23. Its the tax codes fault on IRS Spent $60,000 Producing Star Trek Parody · · Score: 1

    When the tax code is so complicated that you need to create Star Trek parodies to explain it to the people implementing it, it might be too complicated.

  24. Full disclosure missing on SXSW: Google's Amit Singhal Talks SEO "Experts," Mobile, Search · · Score: 4, Informative

    The summary should mention that Guy Kawasaki now works for Google: http://www.businessinsider.com/guy-kawasaki-joins-google-as-an-advisor-2013-2

  25. Ever heard of a botnet? The spammer's won't be the ones paying the taxes.