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  1. Is this even a real question? on Ask Slashdot: Could We Deal With the End of Time Zones? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is this the type of crap we can come to expect now that CmdrTaco is gone?

  2. Re:All of those studies are the same on Study Compares IQ With Browser Choice · · Score: 5, Funny

    No. If it makes me feel superior to IE users, the story must run.

  3. Re:Fuck you on The Internet's Age of Rage · · Score: 1

    How appropriate. You post like a cow.

  4. Re:Body Language on The Internet's Age of Rage · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your definition of "troll" is astoundingly wrong.

    People who suffer from Aspergers or Autism (like many Slashdot users) are unable to read those cues in real life, much less on the internet. They are victims of a disease, but your definition lumps them in with people who try to raise the hackles of others on purpose.

    If someone does not understand the nuance of your post, it does not mean they are a troll. The inability to read such nuance over the internet is very much akin to Aspergers and Autism. The person on the other end is working at a disadvantage.

    It isn't nice to mock the mentally disabled, but you seem to think it's fine. You, sir, are the exact kind of person this story was written about.

  5. Re:Fuck you on The Internet's Age of Rage · · Score: 2

    No YUO!

  6. Fuck you on The Internet's Age of Rage · · Score: 5, Funny

    This story sucks. Your all idiots.

    FOAD, assholes.

  7. Re:I guess it was inevitable... on Test Driving GNU Hurd, With Benchmarks Against Linux · · Score: 1

    of course, that this 'future' is now, and we've been watching and waiting for it to get to this point for, well, all of history

    But when will "then" be "now"?

  8. Oh NOOOOOOO! on Watch Out Linux, GNU Hurd Coming · · Score: 2

    Oh lawd! Somebody catch me. I've caught the vapors!

  9. Re:And probably too big... on Mozilla MemShrink Set To Fix Firefox Memory · · Score: 1

    Does it even matter as Mozilla-based browsers become less important as Internet usage moves towards Webkit-based browsers on mobile devices?

  10. Re:Simply on All Star Trek TV Coming To Netflix · · Score: 5, Informative

    No ST cartoon.

  11. Not a fair comparison on Osborne 1 vs. IPad 2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Osborne 1 was an amazing machine, but the Osborne 2 was going to be even more amazing. Since it never got a chance to be released, comparing a second generation iPad to the Oz1 seems a bit unfair.

    What about apples and oranges? These have never been fairly compared.

  12. Re:Slow! on Firefox 4 Released! · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's a feature.

    Everyone and their mother is coming out with faster web browsers. IE9 boasts increased performance. Chrome has been blowing away the competition with its blazing fast Javascript engine.

    No one is coming out with a browser that takes its time. Until now. FF4 takes the concept of performance and turns it on its head.

    Aren't you tired of websites that instantly display? Don't you like reading your favorite site leisurely? What if you could have that plus random crashes and uncontrollable memory leaks?

    What would you pay for something like that? Would you pay $100 for software of that quality? What if I told you that you could have all this and more for the low, low price of $59.95?

    That's right! A slow browser, massive memory leaks, and random crashes in your computer today for only $59.95!

    If you act now, I'll throw in a set of plug-ins that will turn your modern day CPU into the legacy system of yesteryear!

    Firefox 4! Bring computing back to the speed of life.

    Call now. Operators are standing by.

  13. You're missing the point on My $200 Laptop Can Beat Your $500 Tablet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tablets (the separate species from TabletPCs) are meant to be take-anywhere devices. That iPod or Android phone in your pocket? That's a tablet.

    It isn't meant to be the device that you rely on to do your heavy work. It is a portal device, to get you to important data immediately, wherever you are.

    Spock doesn't use a tricorder tablet because it has a million features and CPU to spare. He uses it because it is handy and can connect to the Millenium Falcon when it needs to perform more CPU-intensive calculations.

    If you think your laptop is better, then that's great for you. But the fact of the matter is that you have simply been left behind technologically. You are a relic.

  14. I ripped all my music from CDs on Apple Negotiates For Unlimited iTunes Downloads · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I just got an iPhone 4. I really don't know why I waited so long. I suppose I was just happy with my previous phone.

    But one of the key reasons I bought the iPhone was because of its MP3 capabilities. I have a lot of CDs and wanted to listen to them on the road, so I decided to burn all the CDs to the iTunes.

    Anyway, what I'm getting at is that buying the CD gives me something that iTunes music downloaders don't get. That is unlimited access to my music without DRM and without having to pay some online service for it.

    I really like the Genius automatic playlist generator. I use it to all the time. If you're buying an iPhone, I recommend you also buy CDs so that you don't have the DRM problem mentioned in the article.

  15. Good. He's a fucking traitor and a disgrace on Bradley Manning Charged With Aiding the Enemy · · Score: -1, Troll

    Manning sold out his own country for nothing more than self-satisfaction. I'm glad to see him getting charged with aiding the enemy.

    I hope he gets the death penalty.

  16. Shock! on On Retirement, Israeli General Takes Credit for Stuxnet Attacks · · Score: 1

    and Awe!

  17. Re:"Identity's"? on Anonymous Isn't Anonymous Anymore · · Score: 2

    The US is operating a parallel operation, codenamed homonymous.

  18. That is footage from 2001 on Has China Already Flown a Space Plane? · · Score: 1

    Their claims are belied by the fact that the footage is taken from 2001 A Space Odyssey.

  19. Re:Knowledge Base containing Fixit Link on New Critical Bug In All Current Windows Versions · · Score: 0

    Actually, since most 3rd party browsers use the IE rendering engine, they would be at risk as well.

  20. Can Apple survive without Jobs again? on Fake Steve Jobs Says 'Leave the Real One Alone' · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Steve Jobs breathed life back into a dying Apple. It was his management that turned the company from a third-rate HW vendor into a juggernaut of ideas, concepts, products, and customer satisfaction. Sculley, Amelio, and the rest never could have done that.

    But if Steve goes, whence Apple? I'm sure he has a large cadre of lieutenants who can make good decisions in his stead, but can they get along? Can they drive the teams and call BS on half-assed engineering like Jobs? Do they have his business acumen?

    The problem of building a company around a single person means that person is the weakest link. When Steve decides to give up the mantle, will Apple be able to adjust to the absence and still succeed in the same ways?

    I doubt it, and that's why I've shorted Apple stock. Frankly, I suggest you all do likewise.

  21. Re:That's got yet another significant difference on Bill Gates Is More Admired Than the Pope · · Score: 1

    Moving away from this discussion of criminality could spare us from rehashing the same old arguments. What this article was discussing was public perception, and in this sense, none of the characterizations we've proffered so far really match up.

    Carnegie, Ferdinand de Lesseps, Rockefeller, Vanderbilt - these are men who are both highly admired for their achievements and just as highly detested for the manner in which they reached their achievements.

  22. Need better tools on Attack Toolkits Dominating the Threat Landscape · · Score: 1

    May I suggest?

  23. Re:With one important difference on Bill Gates Is More Admired Than the Pope · · Score: 1

    There is another story of a beloved criminal, you know. Robin Hood.

    The criminal believes himself innocent and has no need to redeem himself. It is simply a given that people respect and admire a rogue who marches to his own drumbeat.

  24. Bad decision. I hope they reverse it. on Facebook Suspends Personal Data-Sharing Feature · · Score: 5, Funny

    As an applications developer, lacking this feature means that I cannot increase my budget to hire more programmers and produce a better product. Without the personal information I have nothing to sell to advertisers, and must rely on much lower advertisement rates and donations from users.

    Users will suffer from lower-quality apps, and I'm sad that Facebook has taken this step. In a world of openness, this is a huge step backwards.

    I don't want to go back to a "pay to play" internet. Please lobby FB to reenable these features if you also believe in keeping the internet free.

  25. Re:Sounds like a classic book plot on Bill Gates Is More Admired Than the Pope · · Score: 2

    Your reference to Crime and Punishment is interesting, but Gates is more similar to Jean Valjean than Raskolnikov.

    Long departed from the life of crime, he is still hounded by the amateur Javerts that skulk around /.