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  1. Re:What about animal hybrids in Louisiana? on Obama Says 3% of GDP Should Fund Science Research And Development · · Score: 2, Funny

    fat colored?

    Beige?

  2. BadAnalogyGuy says on Obama Says 3% of GDP Should Fund Science Research And Development · · Score: 1

    Well, as Time's Person of the Year 2006, I would like to just say that the percentage of GDP coming my way has been woefully below my expectations.

  3. Re:This is really insulting! on How To Have an Online Social Life When You're Dead · · Score: 5, Funny

    And thus with the outing of the last respected Slashdot community luminary as a LARPer, Slashdot began its quick plunge into irrelevance.

  4. Problematic on How To Have an Online Social Life When You're Dead · · Score: 5, Funny

    How do you kill that which has no life?

  5. Telemarketing is a good opt-out but... on World Privacy Forum's Top Ten Opt-Outs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Face it, the types of emails that you want to opt out from are exactly the ones that do not honor opt-out lists.

    Remember when you first tried to ride a bike and your dad pushed you so hard that you fell over and skinned your knees and bloodied your nose? This is like taking that swing at him that you always wanted to. Unfortunately at that age, no matter what you do, he wasn't ever affected by your little attacks and rants.

  6. Re:Pirates? on Brazilian Pirates Hijack US Military Satellites · · Score: 5, Funny

    thousands of Brazilians

    Trazilians, you mean, surely.

  7. Wow on Brazilian Pirates Hijack US Military Satellites · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's a lot of pirates.

  8. Re:it is pretty funny on Microsoft Asks Open Source Not to Focus On Price · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you angling for BadAnalogyGuy's job?

    What I do isn't a job.

    It's an adventure.

  9. Re:Can anybody see ... on Pirate Bay Court Loss Won't Stop the Flow of Files · · Score: 2

    Yes. It sure is ironic that they would move "weeds" somewhere that weed is legal.

    It's like rain on your wedding day. Or a free ride when you're already late.

  10. It's doubtful anyone thought this was the end on Pirate Bay Court Loss Won't Stop the Flow of Files · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The death of Napster wasn't the end of filesharing 10 years ago. The elimination of TPB won't be the end of filesharing today.

    What it does change, I hope, is the smugness of people like TPB folks who act like spoiled children when confronted by legal action.

    Filesharing is an important outgrowth of the Internet, not just for the illegal download aspect, but also for the perfectly legal transfer of software like Linux distros. Assholes who make a big spectacle of how they are skirting the law just make it harder for legal filesharers to do our work.

    Good riddance to TPB, and long live filesharing!

  11. A useless gesture on DHS Seeks "Ethical Hackers" To Protect Federal Net Infrastructure · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The only black hats who would be interested in this type of work are script kiddies looking for a legal outlet for their elite skills.

    But if these kids are the experts, who is going to develop the hacking tools?

  12. Similar to Windows hate? on Comic Sans, Font of Ill Will · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Comic Sans itself isn't a bad font. It is easily readable, and more than anything else, that is the best measure of a font.

    Just because it is so popular people hate it. It's like people hating on pop stars, Windows, and Kraft Parmesan cheese.

    Popular doesn't mean bad. On the contrary, it means it fits the needs of many people.

  13. This guy is a hero on Swedish ISP Deletes Customer ID Info · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And sometimes heroes get arrested and thrown in jail for obstructing justice.

  14. I'm strangely aroused on Device Keeps Lungs Breathing Outside the Body · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe it's not the heaving of breasts that is so attractive about women. Perhaps it's something more primal, more core.

    Watching the lungs inflate and deflate rhythmically makes me feel all funny inside.

    Like I want to retch.

  15. Re:Is it just me... on A Monster LED Array For Irresponsible Fun · · Score: 1, Insightful

    IE is "most browsers", if you want to think about it that way.

    http://marketshare.hitslink.com/browser-market-share.aspx?qprid=0

  16. Re:Is it just me... on A Monster LED Array For Irresponsible Fun · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's just you.

    I like side scrolling and searching for graphics.

    It's like a game!

  17. FUD on Zombie Macs Launch DoS Attack · · Score: -1, Troll

    I suppose it was just a matter of time before someone tried to imply Macs as the victim of a virus attack.

    The fact of the matter is that the Max OS (BSD, doncha know) has very strict user permission levels. This gives it a strong protection mechanism against unwanted programs running without the user knowing.

    Essentially, this makes it impervious to viruses. Even trojans are thwarted because smart users (Mac users) don't execute programs they don't know the origin of.

  18. Attention citizen on Mexican Government To Document Cell Phone Use · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Respond via SMS?

    Sounds Phishy

  19. They ought to provide training for Linux on Microsoft Won't Vouch For Linux · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next year could very well be the Year of Linux on the Desktop.

    All these people with their outdated Microsoft training. Whatever will they do?

  20. Re:Well I'll say this for Obama on Obama Taps a 5th Lawyer From the RIAA · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You saw the gift exchange between Obama and Gordon Brown, I expect.

    Suffice it to say, Obama is just a sucky gifter.

  21. Lawyers represent their clients on Obama Taps a 5th Lawyer From the RIAA · · Score: 4, Insightful

    OJ was able to get off because he hired an incredibly talented set of lawyers.

    It makes sense that those with a lot of money would hire the best lawyers. Now that Obama chooses the cream of the crop, suddenly these guys are somehow no good?

  22. Youtube and the death of the advertising model on Google Losing Up To $1.65M a Day On YouTube · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While much has been made of Google's amazing ability to make money with online advertisements, the cracks in the dike are beginning to leak.

    Youtube is only the first domino in Google's house of cards. As Google increases server-side requirements to support their growing portfolio of online products, they will reach a point where advertising simply won't be profitable anymore. Youtube with its heavy server-side requirements (even running on lighttpd!) just isn't cost effective considering the number of pages they need to serve and the direct links to media they provide.

    As someone who likes services that are free, I will mourn the loss of advertiser-paid services, but in terms of the viability of the web this day was inevitable.

  23. Re:Google on EU Investigates Phorm's UK ISP Advertising System · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yes it's very similar to what Google does.

  24. When everyone is special, no one is special on Facebook Users Get Lower Grades In College · · Score: 1

    How can it be that everyone has a greater than 3.0 GPA?

    I mean, I benefited from grade inflation in college, but it never pulled me over 3.0...

  25. Not a problem, don't be such worrywarts on PG&E Makes Deal For Solar Power From Space · · Score: 5, Funny

    As long as you turn off disasters, beamed solar energy is actually a fairly cost effective power solution.