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  1. Re:I'm on the Mall right now on The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic · · Score: 1

    I want to be seated! Seated on the freaking porta-potty!

    Good. Half the people in line just left to go watch.

    The energy is so high among all the people here. There are people from many countries here waving their countries' flags. And little American flags everywhere.

  2. Re:I'm on the Mall right now on The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic · · Score: 1

    OK, WTF? Apparently there is a second feeder line for the bathrooms. So instead of a half dozen people in front of me, there are maybe two dozen.

    The Marine Corps band sure sounds lively!

  3. Re:I'm on the Mall right now on The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic · · Score: 1

    Oh shit! Stuff is starting.

    They just announced over the loudspeakers that the Justices just came out.

  4. Re:I'm on the Mall right now on The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic · · Score: 1

    There's big cheers! I still can't see anything though.

  5. Re:I'm on the Mall right now on The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic · · Score: 1

    Now we're talking! Only a dozen more people in front of me.

    Lots of cheering now. Not for me, I'm sure. My view of the Jumbotron is obscured. I guess Obama is almost here?

  6. Re:I'm on the Mall right now on The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic · · Score: 1

    lol. Some dude just pissed on the side of one of the porta-potties.

    Piss yourself or become a sex offender. What a choice.

    Maybe a few more honey buckets would have been useful! You hear me, Parks Dept?

  7. Re:I'm on the Mall right now on The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic · · Score: 1

    Standing in line for the bathroom...

    You can easily see the uniformed security. They are everywhere. But you can also figure out the plain-clothes security as well. They don't stand in one place very long and look at everyone suspiciously.

  8. Re:I'm on the Mall right now on The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic · · Score: 1

    Oh! US Reps coming out now!

    The Jumbotron has several burnt-out pixels...

  9. Re:I'm on the Mall right now on The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That fucking beachball bounced this way. What is it with everyone becoming a drooling 3 year old when it bounces their way?

    Some guy stepped on my foot in the clamor to be the one to bounce the ball back.

    On a happier note, one guy sent his kid out for drinks and he brought back bottled water for a bunch of us.

  10. Re:I'm on the Mall right now on The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Speaking of Sam Jackson, I'm a mushroom-cloud layin' motherfucker. Just ask the good folks who are stewing in the parfum de Egg McMuffin.

  11. Re:I'm on the Mall right now on The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic · · Score: 1

    Someone just said Mohammed Ali is on the dais. I can't see him from here.

    I wish I hadn't come alone. My stomach is killing me, the lines to the portapotties are long, and I don't have anyone to watch my stuff.

  12. Re:I'm on the Mall right now on The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Boy howdy. You can't say you've lived until you've seen a fat, naked hippie in red, white, and blue bodypaint getting tackled by security.

    People are starting to push from behind me...

  13. Re:I'm on the Mall right now on The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic · · Score: 1

    What really gets me is this mass of humanity all pretty much getting along.

    Look to the cookie!

  14. Re:I'm on the Mall right now on The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    It's warming up a bit. This thing is supposed to get rolling in an hour or so. The lines for the bathroom are pretty long.

    Anyone else here?

  15. Re:I'm on the Mall right now on The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    False alarm. It was just some dude in a skull cap.

    Something is happening. A lot of people have started murmuring.

  16. Re:I'm on the Mall right now on The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I think I just saw Samuel L. Jackson!

  17. Re:I'm on the Mall right now on The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some dudes just started a fight about 20 feet from me. Looks like security has calmed it down.

    I shouldn't have drank all that coffee... Not feeling all that great.

  18. I'm on the Mall right now on The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's pretty freaking cold! Lots of energy and excitement here in the crowd.

    There are so many people here, it's hard to believe that this crowd is overshadowing the Million Man March as far as numbers of people goes.

    I took a leak earlier. It was so cold, the urine stream was sublimating to steam before it hit the bottom.

    I can't wait to see Obama on the dais!

  19. The best way to watch the inauguration on Watch the Obama Inauguration With Moonlight · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I was on the National Mall for Bill Clinton's second inauguration, so let me suggest that the absolute best way to watch the Presidential inauguration is to watch it on the news that evening.

    They'll cut out all the boring crap. You don't have to spend all morning standing around in the freezing cold. And you don't have to miss work.

  20. They're just giving their books away! on Tech Publisher O'Reilly Slashes Jobs · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    If you go online, you can pretty much download any of their books for free from their website. Maybe they can make it back through providing service...

    Seriously though, what are the must-have books being published today? As far as I can tell, technology pretty much stagnated in the last 5 years and we are simply seeing rehashes of rehashes of old technology. Every new language solves problems already solved by Lisp. Every new technology is just a piggyback on the crumbling HTTP layer. Every new programmer only thinks in terms of Java and/or Ruby.

    There's no real need to go buy books anymore since everything is so dumbed down and stupifyingly simple. These days you can write your "programs" with nothing more than a mouse and a spiffy GUI. That doesn't really lend itself to sitting down and studying or using books as a reference.

  21. Re:It can TOTALLY be removed. on EC Considering Removing Internet Explorer From Windows · · Score: 1

    for all intensive purporegardless

    Now that right there is a luxury grade Yugo.

  22. Wait another 4 years on Mars Desert Research Station Simulates Mars Base · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Obama has already made space exploration a back burner issue, so it's a nice idea but realistically we won't be seeing a mission to put a man on Mars anytime in the next 4 years. Maybe it would be better to vote in a guy who wasn't so hostile towards pure research next time.

  23. Re:major suck on Second Prototype of the $200 Open Source Tablet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Way faster" is not necessarily the best way to prove a chip's value.

    Does it have good cost/performance?
    Is a certain level of performance required?
    Can the package fit on the board?
    Is there application support for the instruction set?

    There's no reason you need to have the fastest chip on the block if you're only interested in showing webpages and playing web-video.

  24. Re:BOM? Dev cost? on Second Prototype of the $200 Open Source Tablet · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering about investment cost. If they are taking $100 USD for each unit, how many before they recoup initial costs? How many units are they expecting to sell?

    These devices are great /. fodder, but in reality, most of these initiatives fail due to lack of business acumen. Besides the coolness factor, what are these webpad guys providing?

  25. Re:Why is this taking so long? on Second Prototype of the $200 Open Source Tablet · · Score: 1

    For between 20k and 60k USD, you can get a Taiwan ODM to build you a prototype device to your specification with a baseline OS image to work from.

    If you think that it'll be that popular and profitable, I recommend you to scrape together the cash and get the prototype made.

    Hint: there's no sustainable market for an internet webpad like this.