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The Web Braces For Inauguration Traffic

1sockchuck writes "Web sites and social networks are scaling up for huge traffic during today's Inauguration. Photo sharing sites are expecting a surge in volume around the noontime swearing-in, while Twitter has doubled its capacity. Some net watchers say peak volume may not match the record levels seen on Election Night 2008 (as reported by Akamai's Net Usage Index). As noted yesterday, DC-area wireless networks are the most likely bottleneck for messaging and photo sharing. "

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  1. I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's pretty freaking cold! Lots of energy and excitement here in the crowd.

    There are so many people here, it's hard to believe that this crowd is overshadowing the Million Man March as far as numbers of people goes.

    I took a leak earlier. It was so cold, the urine stream was sublimating to steam before it hit the bottom.

    I can't wait to see Obama on the dais!

    1. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Some dudes just started a fight about 20 feet from me. Looks like security has calmed it down.

      I shouldn't have drank all that coffee... Not feeling all that great.

    2. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You mean evaporating. Sublimation is when a solid turns directly into a gas, skipping the liquid phase, as heated iodine and dry ice do at (or slightly above) STP.

    3. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Please, tell us more about strangers having a fight (how unusual!) and your steaming urine.

      I know you're excited and all, but you're sort of embarrassing yourself.

    4. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no standard temperature!
      Standard conditions simply state a pure substance at one bar!
      But you're right about the sublimation.

    5. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I think I just saw Samuel L. Jackson!

    6. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      False alarm. It was just some dude in a skull cap.

      Something is happening. A lot of people have started murmuring.

    7. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      look out for the snakes!! on the dais!!

      check out the big brain on barack!

      in France they call the inauguration "la royale with cheese"

    8. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_conditions_for_temperature_and_pressure

    9. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How are you on Slashdot? Android?

    10. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      It's warming up a bit. This thing is supposed to get rolling in an hour or so. The lines for the bathroom are pretty long.

      Anyone else here?

    11. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Funny
      "There are so many people here, it's hard to believe that this crowd is overshadowing the Million Man March as far as numbers of people goes."

      Considering they MMM fell WAY short of a Million people...that's not saying much.

      :)

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    12. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Good God, what is the big fucking deal with all the inauguration here? I mean, sure, it is important in that it is the orderly transition of power in the US, but, really people, why are some treating this as the second coming of Christ?

      It is just the swearing in of another president....can't we just look at the digested version on the nights news?

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    13. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      What really gets me is this mass of humanity all pretty much getting along.

      Look to the cookie!

    14. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      we need more bathroom and piss stories!!

      who would have thought...the 1st African American president, the departure of Bush and Cheney, 2-4 million Americans celebrating the peaceful transition of power and the hope for the future of America, and the focus of your blogging: urine

    15. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Boy howdy. You can't say you've lived until you've seen a fat, naked hippie in red, white, and blue bodypaint getting tackled by security.

      People are starting to push from behind me...

    16. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      Someone just said Mohammed Ali is on the dais. I can't see him from here.

      I wish I hadn't come alone. My stomach is killing me, the lines to the portapotties are long, and I don't have anyone to watch my stuff.

    17. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_state

      IUPAC recommends using a standard pressure po = 1 bar (100 kilopascals). Strictly speaking, temperature is not part of the definition of a standard state.

    18. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by waferbuster · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can't believe that a First Post that includes references to Frosty Piss got modded informative!

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    19. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your by the minute updates, when all strung together, are hilarious!

    20. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Speaking of Sam Jackson, I'm a mushroom-cloud layin' motherfucker. Just ask the good folks who are stewing in the parfum de Egg McMuffin.

    21. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Hordeking · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Good God, what is the big fucking deal with all the inauguration here? I mean, sure, it is important in that it is the orderly transition of power in the US, but, really people, why are some treating this as the second coming of Christ?

      It is just the swearing in of another president....can't we just look at the digested version on the nights news?

      Welcome the new Man. Same as the old Man.

      Didn't you know? The messiah be here, and his name is Massa Barack Hussein Obama

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    22. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That fucking beachball bounced this way. What is it with everyone becoming a drooling 3 year old when it bounces their way?

      Some guy stepped on my foot in the clamor to be the one to bounce the ball back.

      On a happier note, one guy sent his kid out for drinks and he brought back bottled water for a bunch of us.

    23. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      Oh! US Reps coming out now!

      The Jumbotron has several burnt-out pixels...

    24. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were you asked to do this? Don't you have a site of your own? Is this so later you can talk about how you reported from Obama's Inauguration?

    25. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      Standing in line for the bathroom...

      You can easily see the uniformed security. They are everywhere. But you can also figure out the plain-clothes security as well. They don't stand in one place very long and look at everyone suspiciously.

    26. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      This is super "meta"!

      Twitter might go down, so he's using slashdot AS TWITTER! I hope it was a big joke he was just waiting for someone to point out.

      Otherwise I'm kinda annoyed.

    27. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      How are you on Slashdot? Android?

      Dude, I can post on Slashdot even from my fairly low-end LG LX-260 (Rumor) on Sprint. You don't need Android, iPhone or other smartphone to do that.

    28. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      lol. Some dude just pissed on the side of one of the porta-potties.

      Piss yourself or become a sex offender. What a choice.

      Maybe a few more honey buckets would have been useful! You hear me, Parks Dept?

    29. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe his urine comes out as a solid, then sublimates.
      That would hurt.

    30. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Good God, what is the big fucking deal with all the inauguration here?

      Some of us are pretty excited about the progression of race relations in the US.

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    31. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by mweather · · Score: 2, Informative

      Slashdot is not Twitter. We don't care.

    32. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      Now we're talking! Only a dozen more people in front of me.

      Lots of cheering now. Not for me, I'm sure. My view of the Jumbotron is obscured. I guess Obama is almost here?

    33. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      Just wait for the "one more thing" moment at the end where he's going to wheel out Steve Jobs as Chief Technology Officer

    34. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      your guy and gal lost, you betcha, now get over it you traitorous coward

      McCain and Palin weren't right for the job, either. My opinion is that no man who wants to be president should ever be elected president.

      I'm not sure why my last comment was marked as flamebait. I was responding to his comments about this president being such a big to do. He's right. It's supposed to be an orderly transition of power, not a circus. I just pointed out that Obama (new Man) won't be any different from Bush, Clinton, or any of the rest of them (the old Men).

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    35. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heated iodine and dry ice. Yummy!

    36. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      Good God, what is the big fucking deal with all the inauguration here?

      Some of us are pretty excited about the progression of race relations in the US.

      Somehow I doubt that it will be, given that a fairly large portion of the people I've talked to think he was elected because of his race.

      Personally, I think it's because he's a silver-tongued devil who sings a sweet siren song.

      No, he'll fall on his face like every other president.

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    37. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      There's big cheers! I still can't see anything though.

    38. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      Don't go to any airports if you do leave your stuff alone for a moment. They'll ask you if your stuff has been handled by anyone you don't know about.

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    39. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      I can't believe that a First Post that includes references to Frosty Piss got modded informative!

      Must be a Bud drinker.

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    40. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      Oh shit! Stuff is starting.

      They just announced over the loudspeakers that the Justices just came out.

    41. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by eredin · · Score: 1

      I do. I appreciate a play-by-play by a /.er. Beats the filtered stuff you get on TV. It's nice to have a nerdy perspective. I'd throw him some +1 informatives if I had them.

    42. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Some of us are pretty excited about the progression of race relations in the US."

      You really see this in the election?

      I don't, I think he got voted in in spite of his race, that it was more of a backlash or sentiment against Bush.

      And as I mentioned in another thread...during the election, we were called racist if we even considered his race as a reason to vote or not vote for him. Now it is ok to try to make this a big spectacle because of his race?

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    43. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Considering the fact that 90% of black people voted for him because he's black...yeah, progression of race relations. Bullshit.

      Making a big deal of him being the first black president is still pointing out race which is the whole point in the first place...don't recognize race.

      Recognize that he should be the right person for the job, and he's not!

    44. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Somehow I doubt that it will be

      Huh? Could a black guy have been elected in the 60s? No. Can a black guy be elected now? Yes. That, my friend, is a demonstrable improvement.

      No, he'll fall on his face like every other president.

      Probably... expectations are way to high for this guy.

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    45. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      OK, WTF? Apparently there is a second feeder line for the bathrooms. So instead of a half dozen people in front of me, there are maybe two dozen.

      The Marine Corps band sure sounds lively!

    46. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      I want to be seated! Seated on the freaking porta-potty!

      Good. Half the people in line just left to go watch.

      The energy is so high among all the people here. There are people from many countries here waving their countries' flags. And little American flags everywhere.

    47. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      From now on, could you describe what's going on in some other terms so that those of us who are not present can understand what's actually going on more clearly? Perhaps try transferring the information obtained by observing your surroundings into a target subject which could be easily understood by us, such as perhaps cars or computers.

    48. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't, I think he got voted in in spite of his race, that it was more of a backlash or sentiment against Bush.

      That may very well be, but it would have been completely impossible 40 years ago.

      we were called racist if we even considered his race as a reason to vote or not vote for him

      Well, it is.

      Now it is ok to try to make this a big spectacle because of his race?

      Yes, because you can disagree with a guy and still be happy that America has grown up enough to elect a minority to the Presidency. You shouldn't have voted for him "because he's black", but that doesn't mean that you shouldn't be happy that a black man can be president. I don't see the conflict in logic.

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    49. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      The Clintons just came out and are getting a huge response. Not only a few boos in the crowd, though.

    50. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Considering the fact that 90% of black people voted for him because he's black...

      Gore got 92% of the black vote - same as Obama. Kerry got 88%. Blacks vote Democratic.

      Making a big deal of him being the first black president is still pointing out race which is the whole point in the first place...don't recognize race.

      I hope that our society gets to that point, but we're not there yet. We're still celebrating our progress to that end.

      Recognize that he should be the right person for the job, and he's not!

      You may be right, but the electorate disagrees with you.

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    51. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not black. If he was, he'd still be a manager. He's half-caste or mixed-race, depending on your PC level. Take the white out of him and no one would know who he is.

    52. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      Two more people in line before me! Thank god. I was worried there for a minute.

      Dubya just came out. This'll be the last time we hear Hail to the Chief played for this idiot.

      It's interesting, there's only a little bit of visible anti-Bush sentiment around here. Only a few boos.

    53. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      Biden! Yay!

    54. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      Obama!

      And the crowd goes wild!

      And the bathroom finally opens up!

    55. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      We don't have such categories like "half-caste" in the US. Blacks here are almost universally mixed-blood... and significantly so. Race is a not a scientific classification system, so don't try to over-think it. In the US, a mixed guy who is clearly dark skinned is going to be considered "black".

      You can say things like "take the white out of him", but it's meaningless. It's a hypothetical statement that is impossible to prove.

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    56. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by b3m87 · · Score: 0

      you are ignoring turn out. Fact: The black people at 15th and Market did not sell Bill Clinton T Shirts when he was elected

    57. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by DavidTC · · Score: 4, Funny

      It is just the swearing in of another president....can't we just look at the digested version on the nights news?

      Um...yes? You can?

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    58. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      FUCK!

      Did I just miss the swearing in??

      Speech time!

    59. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      Somehow I doubt that it will be

      Huh? Could a black guy have been elected in the 60s? No. Can a black guy be elected now? Yes. That, my friend, is a demonstrable improvement.

      You consider it to be an improvement of civil rights that a black man got elected? I don't. That he ran, sure. I certainly hope you're not one of those apologists who voted for him because he was black in some sort of misguided effort to "improve" racial equity.

      I find the thought of someone being elected because of his race to be absolutely reprehensible, and antithetical to our society.

      MLK had a dream that people would be judged by their merits, not the color of their skin.

      At any rate, can we finally abandon Affirmative Action? Now that a black man is president, I think we've proven it is quite unnecessary, and detrimental.

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    60. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      I do. It's like being there w/o the threat of instant death should something happen.

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    61. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good God, what is the big fucking deal with all the inauguration here?

      Some of us are pretty excited about the progression of race relations in the US.

      KKK is out, GNAA is in ?-)

      Burn, karma, burn !

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    62. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      First frosty piss first post?

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    63. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by danking · · Score: 1

      Good God, what is the big fucking deal with all the inauguration here? I mean, sure, it is important in that it is the orderly transition of power in the US, but, really people, why are some treating this as the second coming of Christ?

      It is just the swearing in of another president....can't we just look at the digested version on the nights news?

      I don't think people are treating this like the second coming of Christ. Nor is it just another president. He is the first descendant of an African to hold the position in history. Considering that a short time ago (relatively speaking), people of his race were extremely prejudized against, were not considered citizens or allowed to vote. That I think is what the big fucking deal is about.

    64. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by kabocox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good God, what is the big fucking deal with all the inauguration here? I mean, sure, it is important in that it is the orderly transition of power in the US, but, really people, why are some treating this as the second coming of Christ?

      It is just the swearing in of another president....can't we just look at the digested version on the nights news?

      Nah, my wife thinks it's the swearing in of the anti-Christ. Of course he has his followers and with the expanded powers that Bush allowed he has little to slow or stop him when he's in office. Honestly, I usually couldn't careless. I didn't hate bush, but I don't like this guy so much either. I didn't think Gore would have been an improvement over Bush at all. I'm just wanting people to shut the heck up about it already or start with decent jokes about the guy or how awful the guy is. I mean he isn't a real president until we can really bitch about him or make fun of him.

      This guy has too many direct worshipers to make me happy. Bush or the religious right doesn't have anything on this guy. Heck, I know the religious right's supposed platform so I can't really fault them for supporting their stated beliefs. This guy's worshippers though I don't know much other than its a personality cult around a leader that they really love. I'm more disturbed by that than anything Bush did. This guy's going to be another JFK where he can do no wrong in the public's eye.

      Actually, if articles about him didn't constantly pop up on slashdot, I wouldn't even bother to notice the guy. I didn't notice 70% of what Bush did until folks started bitching about it and even then it usually wasn't that bad or anything really that he could just fix.

      I'll have to laugh if this guy gets hit with a Katrina or 9/11 near the end of the his term. Bush was considered pretty decent until those events. Heck, Katrina I hold more against the LA/NO governments than towards Bush. Bush tried the lets do something/anything response. (I kinda think half of what happened to the nation after 9/11 was the same.) I guess if all else fails he could just start the white house intern porn tube channel and be another democrat success story.

    65. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I'm not ignoring turnout - even with increased turnout, Obama did not get a higher percentage of black votes than Gore.

      While I won't deny the existence of black racism, you can't deny the effect of a disenfranchised class that suddenly found themselves represented. Indeed, their turnout was about 67% and overall turnout was 62%... not exactly a huge gap, but a big jump in black turnout compared to past elections.

      As for the t-shirts... what's your point? We've come full-circle. I said it was worth celebrating to have a black President. This is not racism. Some people celebrate by making t-shirts... why is that a sign of racism?

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    66. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by kabocox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Huh? Could a black guy have been elected in the 60s? No. Can a black guy be elected now? Yes. That, my friend, is a demonstrable improvement.

      Um, I don't really count him as black though. Esp after a few of the percentages of how black he is got out. I count him as slightly tanned at most.

      My big issue is all the look at us because we elected a black guy crap. I'm sorry, but we aren't any where we need to be if this guy or a woman of any color or background sparks this much news and most of the news is about the first person of this background look at how great and open we are BS.

      We'd be there if he could win or lose without stating crap about race anywhere when running. This election has actually been more racially charged due to all the look at the black guy we are electing crap than anything else. If this guy could be elected and no one makes a single remark on his background because his race/church wasn't an issue than we'd be where ever there is supposed to be.

      I don't think we really want to go there though. We want to make value judgments based on his culture, race, education, and church on if we are going to vote for him or not. This just says more of the obvious about us though.

    67. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us are pretty excited about the progression of race relations in the US.

      I'm especially looking forward to the decreases in crime, out of wedlock pregnancies, and welfare enrollments by african-Americans.

    68. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by mweather · · Score: 1

      If you like that, might I suggest going to Twitter? You'll get much better coverage from many more people in a medium made for that kind of communication.

    69. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by dreamer-of-rules · · Score: 0

      Bush was on vacation clearing brush 1/2 of his presidency until 9/11, and as we found out later, he'd been gunning for invading Iraq since he became President. Plus, Bush flatly ignored the report that Bin Laden was going to attack the US.

      There's no fucking way that Al Gore would have sent our military to invade Iraq, pushed for torture, greatly expanded the secret prisons. That war drained our military, drained our economy, and filled our hospitals with vetrans who will be on healthcare for the rest of their lives.

      Al Gore's big thing was fighting climate change, which would have resulted in a new technology and research boom in America, NO NEW WARS, and he would not have pissed away the goodwill of the foreign nations, if he'd been unable to prevent 9/11. Plus, fighting climate change has the side-effect of reducing our foreign energy dependence. I have no doubt that Al Gore would have had a better pick for FEMA head, and a better response for Katrina. He wouldn't have been the second coming of Christ, but at least he wouldn't have been indifferent and snarky and intentionally destroying government effectiveness.

      Bush and his team were fucking awful for the US.

      Obama's pretty fucking decent. He can actually write his own speeches, and he reads the newspapers, and he can effectively lead and organize. That'll be a shit-load better than Bush. If people are treating Obama like the second-coming, it's only because we've survived eight-years of Bush.

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    70. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by verbalcontract · · Score: 1

      I think I speak for all of us when I say "whoosh."

    71. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      You consider it to be an improvement of civil rights that a black man got elected? I don't.

      How in the world is it not an improvement?

      I certainly hope you're not one of those apologists who voted for him because he was black in some sort of misguided effort to "improve" racial equity.

      Nope, but I can't deny that it might have been a factor if McCain's campaign didn't go so negative. IMHO, the candidates were very similar in most ways that were important to me.

      I find the thought of someone being elected because of his race to be absolutely reprehensible, and antithetical to our society.

      I would think, then, that you would be ecstatic that it has been shown that America will now elect someone who they wouldn't have before, simply because of his race. This is progress.

      At any rate, can we finally abandon Affirmative Action? Now that a black man is president, I think we've proven it is quite unnecessary, and detrimental.

      I don't think you know what Affirmative Action is. You seem to think that it is quotas. I agree that quotas are a bad idea. Keeping track of our progress (Affirmative Action) is still a good idea, since there are areas besides the presidency where blacks are still at a disadvantage.

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    72. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I voted for him because he was a hell of a lot less scary then Hillary and McCain has disappointed me over the last 8 years by becoming Bush's lapdog.

    73. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Um, I don't really count him as black though.

      You are in an extreme minority on this point. I agree that it is ridiculous to say someone is "black" when they are clearly at least half "white", but most Americans seem to consider him black.

      We'd be there if he could win or lose without stating crap about race anywhere when running.

      I said it shows progress, not that we are done yet. True, the ultimate indication that we are a healed country is when we no longer talk about race. Still, the ability to elect a black (or even half-black) President is a huge improvement from preventing people like him from even voting.

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    74. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Personally, I find the fact that you racists are so fired up to be very, very reassuring.

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    75. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by afidel · · Score: 1

      Um, I don't really count him as black though. Esp after a few of the percentages of how black he is got out. I count him as slightly tanned at most.

      Uh, his father was from Africa and was most certainly NOT an Africanner or other imperialist leftover, you don't get much more African-American than that! Why do people insist on somehow lessening the mans historic achievement through petty hair splitting? The fact is a generation ago his father couldn't even eat at the same establishments as his mother and his peers were beat for daring to register to vote. Today his son is the president, that is a heck of an accomplishment for the man and the nation.

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    76. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have voted for a cow if it tried to kick Bush even if it moo'd to the right.

      If Americans were smart, the GOP would have lost every single seat up for election (except 1-2 of them.) It would let them know they'd better not betray us like that again! This is about all we can do while we have a duopoly.

    77. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I took a leak earlier. It was so cold, the urine stream was sublimating to steam before it hit the bottom.

      Man it must have been cold if your piss was coming solid...

    78. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      Um, I don't really count him as black though. Esp after a few of the percentages of how black he is got out. I count him as slightly tanned at most.

      Racial segregation laws would have counted him as black.

      Pardon me, but it's fucking easy for white guys to say he's not black.

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    79. Re:I'm on the Mall right now by skarphace · · Score: 1

      Um, I don't really count him as black though. Esp after a few of the percentages of how black he is got out. I count him as slightly tanned at most.

      There's a really easy way to measure this. Ask any neo-nazi/racist and you will find that they still hate this dude. May as well be fully black when it comes to these folk(and there's more than you think).

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  2. Think about the Librarians! by Stereoface · · Score: 0

    I would think it's a good move considering, this is an event that is going to go down in history- Imagine how all the librarians feel around the world when books and newspapers come in the thousands next month- They can't just double their capacity.

    1. Re:Think about the Librarians! by mweather · · Score: 1

      I have one word for you: microfiche.

  3. In & out by orzetto · · Score: 2, Funny

    As Obama is sworn in, I will swear out loud because I will lose teh intarwebs...

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    1. Re:In & out by tsalmark · · Score: 1

      My provider is already sinking: 14 packets transmitted, 9 received, 35% packet loss, time 13179ms rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 164.654/193.069/225.218/19.923 ms

  4. thewebisnotananimateobject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm... I tend to disagree.

    -WWW

    1. Re:thewebisnotananimateobject by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Hello? Tim Berners-Lee? Is that you?

  5. Historical Moment by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whether you voted for the guy or not, one cannot deny the magnitude of Barack Obama's clinching of the U.S. Presidency. This past election has seen a level of participation from a large cross-section of our nation, showing America's concern for it's future, both home and abroad. While the tea leaves aren't revealing much about what the future holds, one can see that we have chosen to go down a different path than we have been going for the past eight years.

    It will be interesting in Obama's freshman year to see the challenges that confront him, how he'll deal with them, and how the public will react. I think more than anything, Barack will have trouble living up to the image of a 'Cristo Negro de Esquipulas', as many look at him as a messiah of sorts for the nation. That aside, we have a unique moment in history in which we will be asked what it was like when the first African American president was inaugurated, to which we'll reply that it was both exciting and uncertain. Exciting because it seems that we have grown from our bigoted and biased past, but uncertain, not because he's black, but because of the economic and foreign calamities and troubles that have been layed before us.

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    1. Re:Historical Moment by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is indeed an historical moment. Yet again another peaceful revolution right on schedule.

      Or at least that's what all the minorities are hoping. I think when reality finally bites, and they all realize that Obama can't and won't give them all a new car, and pay their mortgage, they might suddenly realize that perhaps he isn't really the messiah.

      What they should be looking at is the fact that the affirmative action programs, welfare, and everything else that has been thrown at minorites in the US for the past two or three decades is about to dry up. I hope they're prepared, but I doubt it.

    2. Re:Historical Moment by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Why is it that when my cousin or friends are interracial they're not "black enough", but when Obama's mom is a straight up Kansas girl, he's the "First African American President."

      My continually bringing this 'fact' up we keep pointing out some imaginary racial boundary. Obama is our 44th president. I certainly hope everyone out there voted for him because of his credentials not because of some melanin mutation. (Or lack there of).

    3. Re:Historical Moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed.

      But I'm wondering:

      Where is the flood of pardons that Bush was supposed to issue? Where's the "ALERT LEVEL RED" and martial law that Bush was supposed to use to hold power?

      Oh wait, that was all just psychotic ramblings of fucking idiots.

    4. Re:Historical Moment by jcnnghm · · Score: 4, Informative

      Whether you voted for the guy or not, one cannot deny the magnitude of Barack Obama's clinching of the U.S. Presidency. This past election has seen a level of participation from a large cross-section of our nation, showing America's concern for it's future, both home and abroad.

      This is media-generated crap. 56.8% of the voting-age population voted in 2008, up from 55.3% in 2004, but below 1960, 64, and 68 at 63.1%, 61.9%, and 60.8% respectively. While the media would like you to believe that people turned out in unprecedented numbers solely to support Obama, that's not the case.

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    5. Re:Historical Moment by Skreems · · Score: 1, Insightful

      News flash: some of the population -- I would argue a majority of the population -- don't want this country to engage in empire building in the first place. Maybe this disconnect is part of why you don't understand what we see in him.

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    6. Re:Historical Moment by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hate to post an "I agree" response, but this messiah shit it getting out of hand. I live in a state with a significant minority population, and a good chunk of them didn't even come into work today. I know he's an important symbol, but in the end he's just another politician. It's one thing the think he's going to be at least somewhat better than Bush (it would be hard NOT to meet that standard). But it's quite another thing to think he's going to turn water to wine and make all the bad shit go away with the wave of his hand.

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    7. Re:Historical Moment by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I am not sure what your basis for saying that this election had "seen a level of participation from a large cross-section of our nation" as a reason to declare the magnitude of of Barack Obama becoming President. All of the reports I have seen of actual numbers say that turnout for this last election looks pretty much like turnout for every Presidential election in the U.S.

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    8. Re:Historical Moment by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      Understanding empire building does not require that you build one or keep it going. To dismantle an empire, you must understand how it was built. I didn't say that very well in my original post. I figured it would get modded as flamebait, but better to have said it up front than simply claim I thought it 2 years from now.

    9. Re:Historical Moment by Neoprofin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't mean to be a public buzzkill, but so far it looks like Obama's presidency is Clinton 2.0. Tweak out a few bugs, change the color scheme, but everything under the hood is still running the same. Barack Obama's greatest achievement thus far has been one of marketing, convincing everyone that despite his voting record and his cabinet appointments that he's somehow different from any other candidate.

      Don't worry though, the popularity of Barack Obama tattoos clearly shows that all of this new found political interest is having a positive effect. I mean why give money to charity or spend your time helping your common man when you can "be a part of history" and indulge your desire to declare that you're with the in crowd?

      I voted for Obama, I think he's the better man for the job, but this cult of personality has gotten people happy for all of the wrong reasons, and I honestly hope that in the next 4 years we judge the man on his actions, not on this, as you state, messiah image we have for him.

    10. Re:Historical Moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obama is black? What?

    11. Re:Historical Moment by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      and a good chunk of them didn't even come into work today.

      I'll be watching it. Hell, I've gone in late to work because I was up late watching the super bowl... surely you'd agree that this is a bigger deal than the super bowl?

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    12. Re:Historical Moment by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Whether you voted for the guy or not, one cannot deny the magnitude of Barack Obama's clinching of the U.S. Presidency."

      What magnitude? He won about over 51% of the popular vote..roughly. So, not everyone voted for him. I think his victory was more of a backlash against Bush more than anything else...

      "That aside, we have a unique moment in history in which we will be asked what it was like when the first African American president was inaugurated.."

      I'm getting really tired of this angle frankly. I mean, during the election, you were 'racist' if you based your vote or non-vote on his race, yet when he is elected, it now a BIG deal because of his race?

      Geez...if we want to become a race neutral country, quit talking about race. To me, he's just another president getting sworn in, no big deal.

      "I think more than anything, Barack will have trouble living up to the image of a 'Cristo Negro de Esquipulas', as many look at him as a messiah of sorts for the nation."

      I'm surprised really...are there really THAT many black people out there that think Obama is going to change things around overnight, right all the wrongs of the white man, etc? I mean, I've heard some pretty funny things on the radio that some black people have said, thinking he's gonna send them checks and all...but, I've really figured those were really outliers as far as the general populace goes...black, white or other...

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    13. Re:Historical Moment by EddyPearson · · Score: 1

      "It is indeed an historical moment. Yet again another peaceful revolution right on schedule."

      Yes because Obamarama is going to kiss it all better. Everything will be fine again in a few hours; the economy, healthcare, whatever! It's all going to be sorted by teatime.

      Some revolution! Meet the new boss...

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    14. Re:Historical Moment by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      What does your religious posting have to do with the FREAKING SUBJECT AT HAND?

    15. Re:Historical Moment by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I certainly don't begrudge anyone wanting to watch it, no. But the level of religious fervor that this has taken on is just ludicrous. We're not talking about people just wanting to watch it; we're talking about people wanting to celebrate it, venerate it, throw up their hand and praise Jesus for it, offer it sacrifices, etc. I've had no less than 3 people come up today and ask me how to watch it on the internet, another person who wanted to know how much I would charge to turn it into a DVD. There are no less than 10 people who now have his picture hanging up in their offices here, like some Eastern Orthodox icon.

      He doesn't deserve this--not just because, at the end of the day, he's just another politician but also because it sets people up with unrealistic expectations that he can't possibly live up to. It hurts him at least as much as it helps him.

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    16. Re:Historical Moment by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Our IT department opened up the firewalls to streaming today.

      I think it's great - it's good to see people so happy about a President again. He deserves it more than any religious figure, that's for sure.

      I agree that expectations are too high, though. A President can only do so much. He is but a man.

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    17. Re:Historical Moment by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      clinching of the U.S. Presidency

      Clinching? I thought he was elected? What is this clinching? Is this constitutional? I demand an investigation and special prosecutor!

    18. Re:Historical Moment by MindPhlux · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to be a public buzzkill, but so far it looks like Obama's presidency is Clinton 2.0.

      I am not quite sure Obama is president yet.

    19. Re:Historical Moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Clinton 2.0? Shit, I don't know if I can handle eight more years of Clintonian peace and prosperity. Nothing worse than a president with boring foreign policy and an uncreative interpretation of the Constitution.

    20. Re:Historical Moment by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm getting a little tired of the weird Christian rhetoric people are developing about him. He's the first president in decades that a lot of us would view as a role model, morally and in terms of his character and abilities: longer than many of us have been alive. We're coming off what some would consider the worst eight years of those decades. He projects a thoughtful calm that gives us some faith in his diplomatic abilities as the head of our nation. On top of being the first black president. So forgive us if we might get a bit excited about this little ray of hope when we've had trouble believing in America and its future for a long time, let alone politics on a global scale.

      Yeah he's not going to live up to the widespread expectations. I fully realize that these are going to be hard times whoever we have in the presidency and he can only make some course corrections at best in conjunction with congress. He is going to have to compromise his ideals to get things done and he'll fuck up a bunch of times. Maybe it is just business as usual and we're going to realize what idealistic naive losers we've been and never trust a politician again. The jaded contingent wheeling out the Jesus analogies isn't helping do much of anything besides return it to business as usual faster though.

    21. Re:Historical Moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The point isn't that he is black, but that any president could be black. Whether anyone wants to admit it or not, this is the first moment in history that a black man could really be anything he wants to. ANYTHING....

    22. Re:Historical Moment by DavidTC · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No kidding. I'd love a Clinton 2.0, even if that mean the Republicans are constantly making up shit and investigations that lead nowhere.

      I find it funny that Republicans are trying to reduce expectations down to 'Clinton'. Cause, you know, most Democrats really didn't have a problem with Clinton. Heck, Hillary Clinton, an actual Clinton 2.0, would have won the primary if she'd planned better.

      The right seems to think that everyone hated Clinton. No, that was just you guys, who constantly invented imaginary crime after crime, constantly spewing hate, and everyone else was just slightly annoyed by his philandering.

      Although I'd rather Obama didn't 'triangulate' progressive issues out of existence like Clinton did. And I'd rather he keep his pants on.

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    23. Re:Historical Moment by denobug · · Score: 1

      I honestly don't know what you are talking about as far as the "wiered Christian rhetoric people" is concerns. Most of the well known conservative media has been playing quite nice and give lots of respect to Obama for the Presidency as well as the significance in terms of being the first African-American being elected to become the President.

      But I think everyone would agree he care deeply about the American people and he will do what he can to bring us out of the terrible condition we're in riht now. He will/should be a great President in the modern history but he's certainly no Messiah, that's for sure (for the record FDR wasn't one either--He has made significant foreign policy mistakes during the 4th term that essentially brought us the Cold War). Those who think he's one would be sorely dissapointed.

    24. Re:Historical Moment by DenDude · · Score: 1

      Where is the flood of pardons that Bush was supposed to issue? Where's the "ALERT LEVEL RED" and martial law that Bush was supposed to use to hold power?

      I was wondering the same thing. I would like to see some of those "Bush will declare martial law and use that to continue in power" freaks come out and admit they were just fucking nuts.

      It's no different than the idiots on the right that said the same thing about Bill Clinton. People need to understand that we are not living in the "end times", and this is just the same orderly transition of power that has been going on here for over 200 years. Don't let your partisan idiocy cloud your reasoning abilities.

      As an aside here, I wonder if, God forbid, there is another attack on us on the scale of 9-11, will the crazies that blamed Bush and accused him of being the mastermind also be so quick to blame Obama? I doubt it, because in that case, it'll be the people on the right that blame him, and the left will indignantly ask how it's possible to even believe something so insidious.

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    25. Re:Historical Moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The population of the US rose from around 200 million in 1968 to 300 million in 2008. So in terms of actual numbers of people, not just percentages, that claim would hold.

    26. Re:Historical Moment by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      in my area, the number of NEW voters skyrocketed. However, many republicans that voted in the last election did not vote in this one. So while the numbers don't look impressive, they are. A whole new group got excited in voting. Maybe in the next election, if the Republicans can get a candidate that doesn't start every damn sentence with either "my friends" or "when I was a POW" the republicans will vote too, causing huge spikes.

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    27. Re:Historical Moment by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      has gotten people happy

      For the first time in about 7 years. Obama's important for what he might do, but he's more important because he's giving people a change of heart.

    28. Re:Historical Moment by curunir · · Score: 1

      I hate to post an "I agree" response, but this messiah shit it getting out of hand.

      I don't necessarily see it as a messiah perception, but more as one of offering hope. It was the same thing when Kennedy was elected. There was a feeling, however valid, that his election marked the beginning of the world changing in a positive way. And when times are tough, people need a positive outlook on the world and their place in that world in order to not get scared and despondent.

      When people buy lottery tickets, the research has shown that they predominantly know that they're going to lose and that they're essentially throwing their money in the garbage. But they continue to buy tickets because the hope that they feel that maybe something miraculous will happen to them and they'll win is worth something to them. And that hope allows them to, up until the drawing, enjoy their unrealistic dreams of an outcome that isn't likely to come to pass.

      Barack Obama is, in some ways, like a lottery ticket. For many people in this country, we've purchased a lottery ticket where the payout is a better future. And that ticket is one that we feel that we actively chose, rather than being forced to accept a lottery ticket where the payout turned out to be a move towards shredding the bill of rights, oppressing the world and the outright transfer of a bulk of this countries assets to wealthy private interests.

      So let the people enjoy their pre-drawing hope and fantasy. And while there's probably little chance that we'll hit the jackpot, I remain hopeful that we'll hit 4 or 5 numbers and our lottery ticket will have been worth the purchase price.

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    29. Re:Historical Moment by dreamer-of-rules · · Score: 1

      MLK assassination wasn't that long ago, just 40 years. Rosa Parks.. 53 years ago. MLK could still be alive to watch this if he weren't killed for his message. Whether or not you think race should be a factor, you have to acknowledge the progress made in so short a time.

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    30. Re:Historical Moment by genner · · Score: 1

      and a good chunk of them didn't even come into work today.

      I'll be watching it. Hell, I've gone in late to work because I was up late watching the super bowl... surely you'd agree that this is a bigger deal than the super bowl?

      Only if the Packers aren't playing.

    31. Re:Historical Moment by blitzkrieg3 · · Score: 1

      DURHAM, N.C. -- Voter excitement, always up before a presidential election, is pushing registration through the roof so far this year - with more than 3.5 million people rushing to join in the historic balloting, according to an Associated Press survey that offers the first national snapshot.Figures are up for blacks, women and young people. Rural and city. South and North.

      From Fox News.

      Nearly half of newly-registered voters in Ohio are aged 18-29.

      From fivethirtyeight

      And you said:

      56.8% of the voting-age population voted in 2008, up from 55.3% in 2004, but below 1960, 64, and 68 at 63.1%, 61.9%, and 60.8% respectively.

      So I'm to understand that for the three elections in the 60's, the voter turnout went down by 1.2 and then 1.1 points, and for the 2008 election voter turnout went up by 1.5 points. Notice the difference in turnout for 04-08 is the largest of the numbers you cite.

      Voter turnout for the 1960, `64, and `68 election are the highest in recent memory. As long as we're picking elections arbitrarily why didn't you go with 1980, `84, and `88, when the turnout was 52.6%, 53.1%, and 50.1%? I suspect it's because doing so you would have torn your argument apart.

    32. Re:Historical Moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      56.8%?[citation needed]

      wiki says other wise. source

      Not that it matters much. What matter is that Obama only got 52.9% of the popular vote
      wiki. That is an overwhelming victory?

    33. Re:Historical Moment by jcnnghm · · Score: 1

      You're being rather disingenuous, aren't you. You seem to imply that the 1.5% difference between the 2004 and 2008 election was massive, while the difference between the 2000 and 2004 election was 4%, from 1992 to 1996 was -6% and from 1988 to 1992 was 5%. 1.5% is significantly lower than 4%, 5% or 6%, yet I don't recall hearing about the massive numbers that turned out to support Bush. Voter turnout was within 2% of this election in 2004, 1992, and 1972. As much as the media would like to portray massive voter turnout and a Obama landslide, the facts don't support it. For an actual landslide, see the 1984 election where Reagan won 49 of the 50 states. Over 63% voter turnout in 1960 makes the Obama turnout of under 57% and the media praise of how record setting it was seem rather transparent.

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    34. Re:Historical Moment by jcnnghm · · Score: 1

      I'll take Federal Election Commission data over liberal bullshit drivel from the politico any day, http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0781453.html.

      That is an overwhelming victory?

      No, it's not. The 58.8% to 40.6% victory of Reagan over Mondale in 1984 was an overwhelming victory, with Reagan winning 49 of the 50 states (525 to 13 electoral votes). Perhaps if the liberal media blowhards didn't favor Obama 3 to 1, the margin would have been significantly less than 7%.

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    35. Re:Historical Moment by blitzkrieg3 · · Score: 1

      You're being rather disingenuous, aren't you.

      No more disingenuous than you.

      1.5% is significantly lower than 4%, 5% or 6%, yet I don't recall hearing about the massive numbers that turned out to support Bush.

      Really? Because I do:

      The huge voter turnout of some 120 million--the largest as a share of the electorate since 1968--adds to the mandate because it means the country was fully engaged in this national debate.

      More Americans voted for Mr. Bush for president than have voted for any other presidential candidate in American history, more even than the 54.5 million who voted for Ronald Reagan in his 1984 landslide.

      But I've -- very rarely, I can't think of a time that an incumbent president, particularly one in trouble, has succeeded while expanding turnout; 120 million ballots were cast in this election. And the president did a remarkable job of bringing more Republicans, people who have never voted before in the Republican side, to the polls.

      And back to your argument:

      Voter turnout was within 2% of this election in 2004, 1992, and 1972. As much as the media would like to portray massive voter turnout and a Obama landslide, the facts don't support it.

      I've never argued that this election was a "landslide", but to say that Obama didn't bring record numbers to the polls would be flat out lying. To use rhetoric from the WSJ, "the huge voter turnout of some [130 million] -- the largest as a share of the electorate since 1968", can only be attributed to Obama.

    36. Re:Historical Moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Barack will have trouble living up to the image of a 'Cristo Negro de Esquipulas', as many look at him as a messiah of sorts for the nation.

      Correct, but I believe that the reason that a large cross-section of our nation paricipated is because the media cast a 'Criso Negro de Esquipulas' image of him. I believe that for the first time, USA elected an image rather than a person.

    37. Re:Historical Moment by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      He's already named a large number of cabinet positions and department appointees, many of them you may remember from the 90s.

    38. Re:Historical Moment by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      My expectations aren't Clinton, his cabinet and appointees are Clinton. We've been watching the news haven't we? Clinton peace envoys, Clinton head of the CIA, literal Clinton in the state department.

      I never said that there was anything wrong with Clinton, although there certainly was in many ways though not nearly as many as Bush, all I said was that "Change" it isn't, unless everyone has short memories.

    39. Re:Historical Moment by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      Boring foreign policy?

      Like cruise missile strikes against an aspirin factory?

      Like bombing a country into the ground to draw attention away from a political scandal at home?

      Like having Osama Bin Laden in custody?

      Like the recession that started at the end of his presidency?

      Like the changes in housing policy that have blown up in our face over the last few years?

      I adore Bill Clinton as a leader and a politician, but don't sweeten his 8 years like it was Willy Wonka's rivers of chocolate. If he had been the perfect president who did no wrong Gore would have won by a landslide in 2000 and everyone would have been chomping at the bit to elect Hilary in 2008 instead of wondering whether Bill would be a shadowy puppet master.

      Obama would have to try his hardest to be worse than Bush, but that doesn't mean he's making any "change" so far he's just a rehash, and if that was his campaign I still would have voted for it.

    40. Re:Historical Moment by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Ah, okay. You missed what 'Change' is. Change was a codeword last election. It didn't mean 'Do things differently'.

      It mean 'Do things in a way that is not Bush'.

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    41. Re:Historical Moment by IICV · · Score: 1

      Err yeah. 64% of the voting age population in 1960 would be, according to the 1960 census, roughly 117,302,00 people. 56.8% of the population in 2009, according to the estimate you can find on Wikipedia, is about 173,915,352 people.

      That's nearly sixty million more people voting now than in 1960. Sixty million. This is a very large number. Sure, the percentage of voters has gone down to terrible levels - but we've still got 60,000,000 more people voting.

    42. Re:Historical Moment by jcnnghm · · Score: 1

      Just because you want it to be an incredible turnout doesn't mean it was. Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up first.

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    43. Re:Historical Moment by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      Clearly. I was hoping for that great bipartisanship, boundary crossing shit I heard so much about where he read about Lincoln's cabinet of experts who all disagreed and was going to dole out power to people of all sorts.

      *sigh*

      One day.

    44. Re:Historical Moment by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't sweat it. We did have a breakthough, in the first bipartisanship usage of political code.

      Previously, all usage of code were by one party or another, to talk about things they, and only they, couldn't say openly. Aka, the right would say 'State's Rights' and mean 'Segregation', the left would say 'Women's Rights' and mean 'Abortion', etc.

      For the first time, both parties had something they couldn't say openly, namely, 'Our current president sucks ass.' and had to work together to come up with some way to refer to that obvious fact, namely, 'change'. :)

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  6. 2 million people? by obzidian · · Score: 2, Informative

    CNN saying there are close to 2 million live in Washington. One of the biggest turn outs ever. You better believe web traffic is going to be busy!

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    1. Re:2 million people? by cashman73 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The real question is, are all these people celebrating Obama being installed into office, or Dubya leaving? ;-)

    2. Re:2 million people? by mrops · · Score: 3, Funny

      See how many of them have shoes in their hands.

    3. Re:2 million people? by theredshoes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think it is a bit of both. :) I am happy because it signifies a change, sets the tone for the next four years. Bush was handed a raw deal in the first four years, then kind of snow jobbed us the other four, in general.

      I don't think people think Obama is the messiah, that is a bit much. I think most people think he will be a better president than Bush though, but Obama is a politician, and you know he has quite a job ahead of him. Let him have his day though, it is a day of celebration, not to speculate on everything! That will start tomorrow, LOL

    4. Re:2 million people? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Or expecting an assassination.

      Note humorless to mods: Not meant to be a troll.

    5. Re:2 million people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real question is, are all these people celebrating Obama being installed into office, or Dubya leaving? ;-)

      This just in. OOo has just announced that the Obama program will be included in its upcoming release of OpenOffice.

      Some of its features include:

      Well-written speeches to persuade your most frustrating audience,

      An enhanced spelling and grammar check, with suggestions pulled from some of Obama's greatest speeches,

      Direct access to its source code, through a convenient .gov address,

      A hidden easter egg that allows you to generate your own customizable Obama apparel.

      * Secret Service and cult followers not included.

  7. What a country we live in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where else could a woman have a senate seat gift-wrapped for her for the simple facts that she's a Kennedy and her uncle is a murdering drunkard with a fat pancake face?

    1. Re:What a country we live in... by mweather · · Score: 1

      And where else can partisan zealots harp on and on for 40 years about a single traffic fatality? Seriously, it's been 40 years. Let it go already.

    2. Re:What a country we live in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And where else does the cause of said fatality get to become Senator and have the investigation swept under the rug? Karma's a bitch. God bless the tumor currently devouring that douchebag's brain.

      As an aside, I just witnessed that smarmy gasbag Al Gore eyeballing the Bush twins like a creepy uncle. Ewwwwww!

    3. Re:What a country we live in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A TRAFFIC fatality? A one-car accident caused by a drunken bum swerving off of a bridge and leaving his hapless female "friend" to drown while he runs off to fabricate an excuse is hardly just a "trafic fatality." Especially when that bum later becomes a lifetime fixture in the Congress, makes a run for President, and makes a wreck of "No Child Left Behind." Some people have no sense of perspective...

    4. Re:What a country we live in... by mweather · · Score: 1

      And where else does the cause of said fatality get to become Senator and have the investigation swept under the rug?

      So your definition of being swept under the rug is being talked about openly and incessantly for four decades? God help poor Teddy if this were out in the open, then.

    5. Re:What a country we live in... by mweather · · Score: 1

      Yes, drunk driving accidents are traffic accidents. Thus drunk driving fatalities are traffic fatalities.

  8. Hope he does a good job! by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

    Boy, I hope Obama does a good job. There's already things that make me kinda frowny, like bailout expenses, telecom immunity, and choices of people for office. Again, it seems like business as usual for our government, but I can't help but to -- hope.

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    1. Re:Hope he does a good job! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awww you don't like Hilary? Deal with her, us NYers dealt with her for like 8 years.

      Fucking cunt.

    2. Re:Hope he does a good job! by nschubach · · Score: 1

      I can't help but to -- hope.

      There seems to be a lot of that going around. When will people realize that hope doesn't get things done?

      The only hope I have is that he doesn't screw this up so bad that racism takes a turn for the worse. IMHO, he's just another guy. I follow the ideals that racism has two faces. One of repression and one of recognition. Lifting him up on a pedestal just because he's part black will only make a failure hurt worse. If he screws up in any way, it will forever be known as the biggest failure in the world by those with racist tendencies.

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  9. More Tubes by jDeepbeep · · Score: 1

    This is the solution. Add more tubes.

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    1. Re:More Tubes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is my guess that the internet will autoregulate. As people follow the inauguration they don't have time to follow start new p2p downloads (depending on their level of attention, of course), leaving enough room for the inaugration video streaming.

  10. Twitter Will Be Down... by WebmasterNeal · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    ...Most likely because it's back-end appears to be running on a MS Access database.

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    1. Re:Twitter Will Be Down... by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      I was thinking an Excel '97 spreadsheet considering how many articles I've seen about Twitter being down.

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  11. Someday in the future by coryking · · Score: 1

    We should move the whole election / inauguration business so that our* president gets sworn in during summer and at a time when people aren't at work. Seriously, he will be sworn in at 9am pacific time on a Tuesday. If it was me, we'd all vote for president in May and swear the person in at 6pm eastern (9pm pacific) in mid-June.

    Any reason for this being in January besides aligning with the new year?

    * apologies to those not in the united states.

    1. Re:Someday in the future by schnikies79 · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Someday in the future by RagingFuryBlack · · Score: 2, Informative

      The president of the united states used to be sworn in on March 4 at Noon in Washington DC. This was changed by the 20th Amendment in order to cut down on the lame duck time that the president spent in office. If the president was sworn in during the month of June, we'd see more of a time where the executive branch of the government was essentially powerless.

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    3. Re:Someday in the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was me, we'd all vote for president in May and swear the person in at 6pm eastern (9pm pacific) in mid-June.

      6pm EST == 3pm PST

    4. Re:Someday in the future by hldn · · Score: 1

      ... swear the person in at 6pm eastern (9pm pacific) ...

      so you're planning on doing it twice?

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  12. What information does the inauguration add? by Thanshin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, there will be pictures and videos that don't exist now but beyond that, what information does the actual inauguration add?

    Does someone expect it to fail? Do you expect a magnicide? Someone to reveal breaking information about a miscount? What?

    Do you think he'll do something unexpected? Dance? Sing?

    Whatever people are going to say then, they can say right now. It's not an information adding event as the end of an election, or the result of an olympic competition.

    Maybe I'm wrong and the president waits to inauguration day to really reveal his evil plans.

    "MUWWAAHAHAAaaa. Gotcha! Not only I won't stop the war but I'm gonna invade 1d20* more countries! Yeah Baby!"

    *: Indeed, the worst part would be discovering you're being presided by a D20 fanboy.

    1. Re:What information does the inauguration add? by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      People love the inauguration because it's a big feel good press conference where everyone is supposed to go home happy. That's the exact same reason that I consider it a complete waste of time to watch, same with the State of the Union addresses. I know the state of the union, I live in it and I follow the events, I don't need to hear someone tell me their aggrandized version of it for three hours.

    2. Re:What information does the inauguration add? by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm wrong and the president waits to inauguration day to really reveal his evil plans.

      Now you've done it! Just couldn't keep your mouth shut for one and a half more hours could you? No matter, your little prognostication will not affect the outcome.

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    3. Re:What information does the inauguration add? by canuck08 · · Score: 1

      Do you think he'll do something unexpected? Dance? Sing?

      It is like watching nascar for the crashes, people come out to see him get assassinated.

      just kidding, please don't shoot him.

    4. Re:What information does the inauguration add? by genner · · Score: 1

      ...Do you think he'll do something unexpected? Dance? Sing?

      ....Maybe I'm wrong and the president waits to inauguration day to really reveal his evil plans....

      .

      Is a musical number where he reveals his evil plans through song and dance too much to ask?

  13. Well by coryking · · Score: 1

    Obviously any attempt to move the date would also move the election. If anything, I'd say the 3 month gap between election and inauguration is proving to long.

    This whole two year long election season has proven one thing to me--the system is showing its age and needs to be revised to meet the needs of our quick-fix, one-hour photo, instant-oatmeal society. Make the primary season shorter, remove the gap between the conventions and the general election, move the general election to the spring and give a month and a half for a transition instead of three.

    Of course, there is a heck of a lot of inertia behind the system as-is, and I don't see any politician burning their political capital getting it improved.

    1. Re:Well by peragrin · · Score: 1

      You do realizethat officail tallies of the election count and various court challeneges take well into Decemember every year? You might be able to shave two weeks off the time but that is about it. Heck this year the votes of Michigan and another state didn't certify their final tallies till mid decemember. In your instant model mistakes will happen with out some correction time.

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  14. -1, needs more emo by coryking · · Score: 1

    Did you eat toast this morning? Was it burnt? Did your cat ignore you like he always does? Nobody loving you? Is your nails painted black like the sun?

    Come on man, this is the internet. You are getting peoples hopes up with this happy talk.

  15. Live Streaming through Moonlight by ecliptik · · Score: 2, Informative

    Miguel de Icaza posted a note this morning saying that after working with MS last night they now have a Moonlight add-on for 32/64-bit and PowerPC Firefox to stream the inauguration live from the official pic2009.org site. The install was quick, although the stream seems to stop and stutter frequently.

    1. Re:Live Streaming through Moonlight by nschubach · · Score: 1

      So now instead of installing just Silverlight... you also need mono? ...or is this a standalone bin that can be run and deleted after?

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    2. Re:Live Streaming through Moonlight by Nesman64 · · Score: 1

      I installed the moonlight plugin (linked from microsoft's install page for sliverlight) and loaded the special Linux-compatible page, but I don't get streaming video. It buffers for a few seconds and stays on the first frame. I can refresh for a new frame. Anyone else having better luck seeing it in Firefox under Linux with the moonlight plugin? http://www.pic2009.org/page/content/linuxplayer

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    3. Re:Live Streaming through Moonlight by Nesman64 · · Score: 1

      Scratch that. The plugin that I downloaded yesterday was outdated by today. Upgraded and now it's working. It's hanging frequently, but I think it's a bandwidth issue. Their server is getting hammered.

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  16. I don't want to sound racist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But why do USAsians keep saying "African American"? The guy is black, okay? Saying that someone is black isn't racism. Saying the N word, however, is a different story.

    Do you call your white people "European Americans"? Because real "Americans" are the natives, i.e. the Amerindians.

    1. Re:I don't want to sound racist by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

      Us Asians don't keep saying "African American"! Why would you stereotype us like that?

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    2. Re:I don't want to sound racist by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      But why do USAsians keep saying "African American"? The guy is black, okay?

      He's both. You'd be silly to use "African American" to describe someone unless you know their background. Someone could be from the Caribbean, or they could be simply African - you just don't know until you at least talk to them.

      But once you know about someone, it is polite to describe them in the same way that they self-identify. If that is "African-American", then so be it. If it is "Italian-American", that's fine, too. Few will be offended if you describe someone you know nothing about as "black".

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  17. Piss your pants to keep warm, fool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll bet a huge steaming load of crap in your drawers will warm things up a bit, too. Or maybe you can cuddle naked with that cuddly teddy bear Rep. Bahney Fwank!

  18. A bigger question, really by coryking · · Score: 1

    I'm positive there are those "countdown until the end of the Bush Era" javascripts, java apps, billboards, phone apps, whatever. What happens when those counters hit zero? How many easter eggs you think are buried in those countdown programs?

    Will this be like a mini-Y2K where planes fall from the sky because their bush-countdown clock used an unsigned int and crashed?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

  19. Already slowing to a crawl in Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the past few hours my net connection here in Nagoya has been getting network timeouts from US based servers. Normally things would be going pretty well seeing as I'm surfing on 100Mbps fiber, but today things are sucking pretty bad.

  20. offtopic, mod appropiatly by pha3r0 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So I know its just a small thing to ask but can we have a president who doesn't desecrate our own flag

    Flag etiquette

    1. Re:offtopic, mod appropiatly by Beefslaya · · Score: 1

      Why would you expect anything different?

    2. Re:offtopic, mod appropiatly by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

      the same people who bitch about flag etiquette paste the flag all over their shirts, hats, pants, bumper stickers, etc.

      all of which are desecrations. get over it.

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    3. Re:offtopic, mod appropiatly by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 1
      Reminds me of an old joke about how after 9/11 everyone started putting flag stickers on their cars. In D.C. they'd say that it was easy to tell the foreigners, they're the ones with two flag stickers on their cars. A symbol is no substitute for real patriotism.

      In the immortal words of John Prine...

      Your flag decal won't get you into heaven any more,
      it's already overcrowded from your dirty, little war.

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    4. Re:offtopic, mod appropiatly by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      That picture that you linked is not Obama, unless he's cleverly disguised with a mustache and glasses.

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    5. Re:offtopic, mod appropiatly by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

      look up "Tie a yellow ribbon on your SUV" by Asylum Street Spankers on youtube, I think you'd like it!

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  21. Re:Your official guide to the Jigaboo presidency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this modded troll? It's never been more relevant.

  22. linux users use this link to view with moonlight by yossarianuk · · Score: 1
  23. good point by coryking · · Score: 1

    Never thought about the recounts and stuff. I guess there has to be a minimum lag between election and inauguration.

  24. Twitter is already down by spacerog · · Score: 1

    Twitter is already down and it is not even 11AM EST yet.

    Granted twitter goes down ALL the time so that is not saying much.

    - SR

  25. IF he wants to do things right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He should give his first executive order during his first speech. He should order Dubya and Cheney to be arrested and charged for crimes against humanity.

    1. Re:IF he wants to do things right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, you'll never get a chance to prove you're better than them. Mostly because you aren't.

  26. Think of the moving crew by Animats · · Score: 1

    The hard job today belongs to the moving crew. Bush just left the White House for the last time (whew!). As soon as the limos roll out the White House gates, the moving vans roll in. During the next two hours, all of Bush's stuff is packed, and the moving vans roll out. There's some quick carpet replacement and paint touch-up. The Oval Office gets some minor redecoration. Some art moves out, different art moves in. Then Obama's stuff is moved in and unpacked. By 5 PM, it's all supposed to be done.

    1. Re:Think of the moving crew by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > During the next two hours, all of Bush's stuff is packed...

      Bush has already moved out most of his stuff. It's not like he was expecting to stay.

      > Then Obama's stuff is moved in and unpacked.

      He's not renting an apartment. The White House is fully furnished. Obama gets to pick the furnishings for the private quarters from the White House collection (I'm sure he has already done this).

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  27. c-span fucked by Eil · · Score: 1

    I'm trying to find a site to stream the video from on Firefox in Linux.

    Somebody recommended Cnet.com, but I don't see any live video there. I thought C-SPAN would be a good bet since their streams are usually terrific (and playable with MPlayer, etc) but their site is too swamped right now to bring up anything but a blue page.

  28. http://www.pic2009.org/page/content/linuxplayer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  29. White House web site changeover by Animats · · Score: 1

    Watch the White House site for the changeover at noon EST.

    1. Re:White House web site changeover by yossarianuk · · Score: 1

      change has come to america ! its changed now.

    2. Re:White House web site changeover by Animats · · Score: 1

      12:00:00 Bush web site still up.
      12:01:00 Bush web site still up.
      12:01:09 Site down
      12:03:00 Vice President web site has switched to Biden, but content not loading.
      12:04:11 White House web site still not responding.
      12:05:00 White House web site has switched to Obama. Site now using cookies.

      The new site runs on ASP.NET. And it uses Webtrends tracking. There's a link to "http://statse.webtrendslive.com".

  30. White House site has a WebTrends "web bug". by Animats · · Score: 1

    The Obama White House site has a single-pixel GIF web bug:

    <img alt="DCSIMG" id="DCSIMG" width="1" height="1" src="http://statse.webtrendslive.com/dcs0l9nq800000ctek411lue6_2c8b/njs.gif?dcsuri=/nojavascript&WT.js=No&DCS.dcscfg=1&WT.tv=8.6.0"/>

    This seems to be the tracking method for non-Javascript users. For Javascript clients, it creates a WebTrends() object from Javascript.

    Supposedly, Government sites aren't supposed to link to or draw assets from non-Government sites.

    1. Re:White House site has a WebTrends "web bug". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Supposedly, Government sites aren't supposed to link to or draw assets from non-Government sites.

      As if the guy who turned off credit card validation and tracking for online contributions is going to care about THAT....

  31. Well the streams have failed. by fumanchu182 · · Score: 1

    All of the streams have failed for me today, quite disappointing.

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  32. Contract Worker by Lokatana · · Score: 1

    I don't see what the big deal is. America has hired a contractor, with an option to renew if he meets his performance objectives and has a positive performance appraisal. When I got my last contract, I didn't get this kind of attention!

    :)

    -Lok

  33. Hulu by greenlead · · Score: 1

    I had to keep resetting the Hulu feed of the Fox broadcast. It was really annoying. It seemed to happen every 20-30 minutes, sometimes sooner.

  34. Drop your packets? by Kushieda+Minorin · · Score: 1

    YES WE CAN!

  35. never did get video to work, CNN Radio FTW by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

    It was sad to see that every major video outlet fell on its face with this thing. I had to listen to CNN Radio because every video feed I could find was stuttering unlistenably, at best (most were just dead).

    The closest to usable was Hulu, but they were still craptacular and unwatchable. How can they even pretend they could replace television?

    At least with 9/11 I had Slashdot. No luck today though.
    -l

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    1. Re:never did get video to work, CNN Radio FTW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FoxNews had the video feed on a 7-second delay, but it didn't jitter.

    2. Re:never did get video to work, CNN Radio FTW by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      I tried it, but it never even loaded for me. Though I found out later that the local traffic here (university) was incredibly high so that probably had a lot to do with it.

      -l

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  36. Twitter by slapout · · Score: 1

    "Twitter has doubled its capacity"

    Why haven't they done it before now?

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  37. Steady 35Mbps of video traffic at my company today by lanner · · Score: 1

    I'm the network admin for a company of about 300 or so people. We have a 45Mbps rate-limited 100BASE-T Ethernet circuit through Cox Communications.

    Today we were hitting a steady inbound speed of about 35-37Mbps, all definitely video and random stuff traffic, probably people reading websites.

    This, combined with a little walk around the office and the number of streaming video feeds of the days news that I could see on desktops made it pretty clear what was going on.

    I did nothing and let people watch their news. It wasn't hurting others who were doing legit business and there was even some very relevant info, given Obama's statements regarding science funding and the nature of our particular business.