No, seriously, "Pease Out" is one of the most bird-brained things you can say.
People are going to take you about as seriously as the parrot in the Dentists' office.
option of viewing the page in either landscape or portrait,
That is going to be the big question on forums, "How do I respond to the visitor changing between landscape or portrait view while they're on the site ?".
A member of Mensa & I were standing near the edge of the Grand Canyon admiring the view. Both of us were thirsty, he reasoned that since he was the smart one, I should be the one to go get some drinks so he could continue pondering over the view.
So I pushed him over the edge.
I still had to fetch a drink, but I felt better about doing it.
Somthing tells me, perhaps an old George Carlin special, to listen to the cripple with nothing better to do than dream about the universe, on this one.
If birds evolved from dinosaurs, & we're evolving from apes, that means that things must be getting smaller as they evolve.
What if there's a minimum scale somthing can evolve to, sooner or later we're going to be smaller than the birds, again, & I don't think they're going to take too kindly to what we've been doing to their ancestors.
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Fuck !
I know how to spell peace, really I do.
No, seriously, "Pease Out" is one of the most bird-brained things you can say.
People are going to take you about as seriously as the parrot in the Dentists' office.
Icarus1919.exe requesting permission to yell Bravo in a loud annoying voice, Permit or Deny ?
That is going to be the big question on forums, "How do I respond to the visitor changing between landscape or portrait view while they're on the site ?".
Porn sites.
Everything on thoose sites seems to submit a form, they're worse than the DMV.
Thankyou for ruining Jello wrestling for me.
Your reply is getting borked too, had to remove some spaces from the urls for them to work.
A member of Mensa & I were standing near the edge of the Grand Canyon admiring the view. Both of us were thirsty, he reasoned that since he was the smart one, I should be the one to go get some drinks so he could continue pondering over the view.
So I pushed him over the edge.
I still had to fetch a drink, but I felt better about doing it.
Well one thing's for sure, the prices aren't going up because alot of people [choose] to pay their cable bill. :)
I went ahead & fixed everyones' typo.
Secret to getting government contracts, qualify for enough award acronyms to confuse the government into a game of acronym counts.
Secret to not selling out, aim for acronyms with funny altermeanings.
Everyone's A Lesbian At Lindas' Castle, Fortress, Lair, & Resort
Not quite, wait untill the RIAA starts outsourcing.
That explains the missing WMD.
Yes, realign the funding so that digital piracy is taken care of, it's always been my dream, to rob a bank, with a rubber chicken.
Somthing tells me, perhaps an old George Carlin special, to listen to the cripple with nothing better to do than dream about the universe, on this one.
About as exciting as that second girlfriend that still stalks you to this day huh ?
Specially the ones from the stars that dwarf our solar systems sun.
I think I figured it out, Slashdot gives people with a sense of humor modpoints during the week, & everyone else modpoints on the weekend. :)
If birds evolved from dinosaurs, & we're evolving from apes, that means that things must be getting smaller as they evolve.
What if there's a minimum scale somthing can evolve to, sooner or later we're going to be smaller than the birds, again, & I don't think they're going to take too kindly to what we've been doing to their ancestors.
Come on, it doesn't get much funnier than an illiterate pimp mis-hearing the word witches.
When the system indicates that 1/4 of the population has registered to travel impossible schedules, I'm not going to be flying that day.
I know a guy that could get them a perfect kilo, seriously, this guy used to eyeball perfect quarter ounces with one eye closed !
Put dem on da cona 2 git mi mudafukin muny !
The skeletons on Looney Toons were doing this 20 years ago.
They're freaky & they're fruity, mysteriously into dookie, they're all together spooning, The Goatsee Family.