The amber might preserve the frog, but I don't think the frog preserves the mosquito.
If anything, there might be a mixture of DNA after 25 million years.
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The ark's on fire !
Let's jump !
If we jump we could die !
I would just take billions of pill sized coctails of bacteria from all extreme regions of the earth and fire them off semi randomly throughout the galaxy, wait a billion years for them to evolve and contact us back.
I took some pills & shot some stuff off a few times in the last few years, I'm still praying none of them evolve & contact me.
If you noticed someone doing somthing you just got your ass chewed out for doing, would you bring it to others attention, or just go back to doing it ?
Just because somthing is curable doesn't mean you can't get it again.
The cure would become the treatment.
Buy stock in Phillip Morris & pray this gets FDA approval.
Not sure I know many people willing to pay $5-10 for a single 'dom.
Guarenteed not to bust.
Guarenteed to feel like you're not wearing one.
Easy application, it comes in a spray can.
Would you pay $100 for a miracle product like this ?
$50 ?
Well friend, let me... Wait, what the fuck am I thinking, somthing like this could make Viagra spam look like letters from Grandma !
Burn the place down !
I'm keeping my fingers crossed that it was a SONY rootkit on a FOX officials computer which in turn was hijacked by the goatsee that official was watching that caused this.
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I don't know about you, but I ain't gettin any younger.
Crack that fucker open !
The amber might preserve the frog, but I don't think the frog preserves the mosquito.
If anything, there might be a mixture of DNA after 25 million years.
The ark's on fire !
Let's jump !
If we jump we could die !
I took some pills & shot some stuff off a few times in the last few years, I'm still praying none of them evolve & contact me.
Hey, I just come up with the ideas, it's up to you geniuses to make them work.
In any event, you sir or madam, are a pussy.
Well then, let's see what waits for you behind Door #2 !
If you noticed someone doing somthing you just got your ass chewed out for doing, would you bring it to others attention, or just go back to doing it ?
Or save them, depending on what gets lost during the migration.
The corraborating evidence comes up missing ?
Over 30 years & only a single weak spot is discovered.
Do you destroy it, or learn to get it to work in your favor ?
Oh yeah ?
Let's see how long Walmart can keep that up when I pay illegal immigrants next to nothing to steal "my" products off of Walmarts' trucks.
All is fair in love & trying to screw the little guy.
Hey ! Uncle Moonshine forgets which barrels are which sometimes, it was an honest mistake !
Just because somthing is curable doesn't mean you can't get it again.
The cure would become the treatment.
Buy stock in Phillip Morris & pray this gets FDA approval.
Guarenteed not to bust.
Guarenteed to feel like you're not wearing one.
Easy application, it comes in a spray can.
Would you pay $100 for a miracle product like this ?
$50 ?
Well friend, let me... Wait, what the fuck am I thinking, somthing like this could make Viagra spam look like letters from Grandma !
Burn the place down !
Oh well fuck her, she wasn't "in touch with my feelings" anyway.
Think we can apply this technology to condoms ?
There's no way to know if it hasn't been patched on the backend without obtaining actual data.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed that it was a SONY rootkit on a FOX officials computer which in turn was hijacked by the goatsee that official was watching that caused this.
One can only imagine what FOX would do if the person had uploaded content before FOX ripped it off from another network.
Mine's blonde.
Thanks guys, you just saved me $35 !
Was that you ?
Remember the I love you virus ?
It's like that, but more people fall for it.
Broke my heart too.
I've met a few women who would be happier with a dozen severed penises.
Oh, they'll get a free Vista upgrade alright...