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  1. Re:IE exploit? on Debian Gets Win32 Installer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Microsoft would likely be willing to pay said fanboy big bucks.

  2. Re:IE exploit? on Debian Gets Win32 Installer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Funny maybe, but it would kill PR for Debian.
    If there's one thing people hate more than holes in Windows, it's the software that exploits thoose holes.

  3. Re:Interesting. on The Taxman's Web Spider Cometh · · Score: 1

    If our taxes actually went to reasonable uses

    Have you been smoking crack, live in the basement, or are you just naturally ignorant ?
  4. Re:User Agent? on The Taxman's Web Spider Cometh · · Score: 1

    Tech: Boss, they've placed a robots.txt file on the site & our spider can't get in !
    Boss: What's a "robots.txt file" ?
    Tech: It's a list of addresses that spiders are not allowed to look at.
    Boss: Is it encrypted ?
    Tech: No sir, it's in plain text.
    Boss: *sigh*

  5. Double Standards on Professors To Ban Students From Citing Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    If Wikipedia is not good enough for schools, why should it be good enough for the rest of us ?

  6. Spies on Google Releases 'Testing on the Toilet' · · Score: 1

    This will prompt competitors to devolop Turd Burglars.

  7. Re:Still in business on Diebold Security Foiled Again · · Score: 1
    The people who are making those decisions continue to want to have the voting machines in the face of all of the evidence showing how unsecure/not-tamper-proof these things really are. Apparently, the government doesn't seem too bothered by a vendor who is selling a product which is completely insecure.

    The people making the decisions aren't complete morons for cryin out loud, they would have scrapped the machines if the machines made the situation any worse than it already was.

    Just goes to show, the voting process has never been as secure as it's been assumed to be.
  8. I'm going to go play with my... on Elebits and Warioware - Bad Wii and Good Wii · · Score: 1

    I'm on the edge on my seat waiting for Hasbro to take advantage of the Wii controller & release some Nerf titles.

    I just want to see the "did he just say ?!" look on peoples faces when I say I'm going to go play with my Wii Nerf.

  9. Taste on Rare Shark Filmed in Japan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn it !
    They've always either been dead for too long, or have somthing wrong with them, when are we going to get to taste one of theese things ?

  10. Re:I smell a movie coming! on Rare Shark Filmed in Japan · · Score: 1

    As long as some chick whos husband was eaten by a shark doesn't have her friends talk her into going on a trip to get over that doesn't find one & fall in love with it, I don't give a damn where the sharks are.

  11. "Purify" on Chinese Official Vows to "Purify" the Net · · Score: 1

    Why is it that we can't just immediately nuke anyone that vows to "purify" again ?

  12. Re:Obvious why on 65% of Americans Spend More Time With Their PC Than SO · · Score: 1

    My wife gets soo mad when she walks in on me jerkin off to some chick on webcam & I tell that chick I'll be right back after I kick my sister out of my room.
    But she goes absolutely insane when she finds that date on our creditcard statements.

  13. Re:Techno-Dystopia on 65% of Americans Spend More Time With Their PC Than SO · · Score: 1

    The only difference I see is one group is trying to bring people up, entertain them while the other group is trying to put them down.

    Quit being jealous & STFU.

  14. Re:I Would Comment On This... on 65% of Americans Spend More Time With Their PC Than SO · · Score: 1

    The OP is using a bootleg version called "wife", not the official "Wife", note the missing capitalization.

    A similar thing to look out for is "Wine" instead of "wine", "Wine" is actually a virus that will cause "Wife" to complain about a bunch of random settings.

  15. Re:Techno-Dystopia on 65% of Americans Spend More Time With Their PC Than SO · · Score: 0, Troll

    Has everyone seen it before ?
    No.
    That makes it news to someone.
    Quit being jealous & STFU.

  16. That's not it on Does Sprawl Make Us Fat? · · Score: 1

    Sprawl doesn't make us fat, I haven't driven anywhere in months, I've walked everywhere I need to go & I've gone from 6'2" 170-180LBS to 6'2" 200-205LBS.
    Sure I haven't been outside in over a week, but I haven't driven anywhere in months either.

  17. Re:Sprawl DOES makes you fatter on Does Sprawl Make Us Fat? · · Score: 1
    I've actually been made fun of for choosing that neighboorhood and for taking my own grocery bag to the store and carrying my groceries home... Maybe it's a little jealousy, but I don't quite get it.

    Are you a dude ?
    Look, I aint sayin you can't be a dude & carry around a bag, but if you are, that's why they're making fun of you.
  18. Re:Sprawl DOES makes you fatter on Does Sprawl Make Us Fat? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn hippies.

  19. Automated response on Does Sprawl Make Us Fat? · · Score: 2, Funny

    No dear, your ass looks fine.

  20. Re:Fantastic! Until... on The Replacement For the Battery? · · Score: 1

    No, Dig.

  21. Re:Evil Empire + Evil empire = Super Ultra Evil Li on Microsoft Sells Linux To Wal-Mart · · Score: 1

    Dude how'd you get in ?!
    I dunno, I shit my pants when trying to squeeze out a fart & when I came back this was on the screen !

  22. Re:MS Support on Microsoft Sells Linux To Wal-Mart · · Score: 1

    Just wait, the penguin will have Clippys job in due time.

  23. Pyramids on Microsoft's "Immortal Computing" Project · · Score: 1

    How long before someone of Egyptian decent claims prior art & sues Microsoft ?

  24. Wrong choice of words on Nokia Developing Diamond-Like Gadget Casing · · Score: 1
    And the only waste product is water when the ice melts.

    Oh I get it, I can only water my lawn on Tuesday & Saturday so theese guys can play with high-powered bbguns. It's all so clear to me now.
  25. Re:Number of atoms in the universe on Two Snowflakes May Be Alike After All · · Score: 1

    I like my way better, makes it as easy as ABC. :)