User: NotYoMama

obligatory...

On: Brain Interface Lets Monkeys Control Prosthetic Limbs

I, for one, welcome our new Robotic Arm Poo-Flinging Monkey Overlords

Pointers?

On: Retrieving Data From Old Amstrad Floppies?

"...So if anyone has any pointers it would be greatly appreciated."

I got one...

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Re:Maybe it is a good thing

On: Keyboards Are Disgusting

I've thought this for a long time... today's babies, toddlers, and children are really pampered.

No juice - too much sugar. No fruit - too much sugar.

EVERYTHING is anti-bacterial. That can't be good. Has anyone else noticed that every new generation is getting weaker? Sure we live longer, but we live longer as whimps!

Something to teach them

On: What Should People Understand About Computers?

Teach them that it's wrong to say, "My internet is broken."

You do not have an internet. Your internet is probably broken because:

1. You are using AOL
2. You are using Internet Explorer
3. You haven't cleaned your cache or temp files off of your 20 GB hard drive in the 8 years you've had that computer.