User: Asshat_Nazi

ding, dong, my dick is hard

On: Super Smash Brothers Wii, Featuring Solid Snake

my dick is hard, my dick is hard.. ding dong my dick is hard for you!

actually not, but you're still a tool..

fp dildos..

2nd post dildos!

On: Torvalds on the Microkernel Debate

Ever had sex with a muslim? I hope not, otherwise you're going to burn in hell!

niggers..

2nd post

On: Biometrics Win Support From the Lazy

i wanna pee on you! 8=====)~~

holy fuck turds!

On: Dot-com Boom's Biggest Duds, From Flooz to iSmell

first post fishtits!

frist pist?

On: Will OSX Build In Torrenting?

well suck me sideways...

fristy pisty ownz your p0tat0es!

On: Windows Vista To Make Dual-Boot A Challenge?

bake 'em, mash 'em, eat 'em, fuck 'em.. you name it.. i ownz them.. the only thing better than a fuckerd p0tat0 is my supery-d00pery long wenis.

oh yea.. in case you missing it; as the title says.. first post dildos!

first piss ownz your dill picklez

On: IBM to Oracle - You Can't Buy Open Source

you heard me.. sweet, dill.. all of them

first piss

On: When an Algorithm Takes the Wheel

you head me mutherfucka!

yea, fuck a duck in the arse! ram his feathery choco-chute!

smoke me donkey polez...

On: Britain's 400 Years of Cyber Law

twice.. and my ass..

google is so cool!

On: Google Wins Rights to Aussie Algorithm

tooo coooool for schooool.. faggots!!

btw, i fucked your mom, in the ear, twice... i blew my nut into her ear canal.. it was hot..

GNAA ROCKS MY COCK! my big thick hairy cock that is.. it's so huge, it makes you drool

i want your for you ass-bum.. vaginal lettuce dog sickle monkey moonberry child!

o rly?

On: Climate Researchers Feeling Heat From White House

ya rly!

ever had sex with a muslim?

On: Google Wireless Patents Published

hope not, otherwise you're going to burn in hell..

too bad slashdong isn't exempt

On: Bloggers Exempted From Campaign Laws

that might prevent them from approaching live chicken butt-holes with raging boners..*sigh*

speaking of which, have you ever fucked a turtle?

flattering you say?

On: Forbes Says Vista Not People Ready

i would like to flatter your ass with my man-mustard!

fuck yea there is

On: Is the Physical CD Still A Viable Market?

i still need to slide them down the crack of my ass

eat more nigger turds!

On: Nanotech and the Blind

yum, yum, yum, nigger turds! Tasty little treats straight from the choco-hole!

Re:ubuntu sucks!!!

On: Root Password Readable in Clear Text with Ubuntu

ice ice baby..

go nigger, go nigger go! go nigger, go nigger go!

go eat my ass..

at&t can acquire my ass

On: New AT&T Acquires BellSouth

seriously! a little monopoly love on my mud-tunnel would do wonders!

i think you shoud smoke my pole

On: RIM Settles Long-Standing Blackberry Claim

you pole smoking nigger turd! eat my ass-hair

nigger turds

On: Building Online Stores with osCommerce

do you like piss on thy while you suck my nigger cock? are you wanna of those pyhchotic fools crazy to the point of eating turds? It all keeps cracking up, I think I'm all fucked up. Am I paranoid, or am I just gay?

you can sue my sausage!

On: New York Times sues DoD over Domestic Spying

because you are teh gay!

Re:Chump Change with their Revenues

On: ChoicePoint Hit With Large Fine For Data Theft

i heard they used the cash to buy a dildo which they promply glued to bottom of your sock drawer!

faggot..

mother may i?

On: ChoicePoint Hit With Large Fine For Data Theft

wash my winkie in your kitchen sinkie?

i fucked Mohammad in the ass last night

On: Vint Cerf Answering Questions on Top-Level Domains

and used the koran to wipe the poop off my dick

in other news.. John Madden (the football guy), is a FAG!

i fucked Mohammad in the ass last night

On: Nanobatteries Power Artificial Eyes

and used pages from the koran to wipe the poop off my dick!