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  1. Re:Resume Madness on Getting Over the Stigma of a Previous Job? · · Score: 2, Funny

    With all her horse and bar skills, she was the best helpdesk operator we ever had.Do you really get a lot of horses and drunks calling the help desk?

  2. Killer app for cell phones on Using the GPS Features on Cell Phones? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Use the GPS to create a map of all the areas where the phone works reliably, and where it doesn't work... aren't digital phones constantly touching base with the cell towers anyway? Then they could get rid of that obnoxious guy constantly walking around saying "Can you hear me now? Good!"

  3. Re:There's a risk to this... on The Expensive Hobby Of Kite Aerial Photography · · Score: 1

    Endangered?!? The giant sloth went extinct in California 10,000 years ago. Anything you see today resembling a giant sloth is clearly a fossil.

  4. Re:Hard work on Make More Mistakes · · Score: 1
    The Newton's shortcoming was actually it's handwriting recognition; it unfortunately was a couple years ahead of it's time. The handwriting recognition algorithms had not been perfected yet, and portable CPUs weren't powerful enough. The only genius of the Palm was the insight that it is easier to train a human to write in ways a computer can understand than it is to train a computer to understand any human's writing.

    The Lisa was screwed by the Mac stealing all of it's good features, then requiring it to be compatible, leaving the only potential market for the Lisa being as a development system for Macs. Why ship it at all then, especially at $1000 more than a Mac?

    The other Apple "mistake" I was trying to remember is the Apple III. Advertised as a small business computer system, at the last minute they discovered heat disipation problems and reverted back to the 6502 -- the same processor as the Apple II. Again, why pay hundreds more for a machine that wasn't any more powerful? I beleive it was quietly withdrawn from the market within a few months.

    My original point still stands -- Apple, like any other company, has made it's share of mistakes. Unlike many companies, it has survived them.

  5. There's a risk to this... on The Expensive Hobby Of Kite Aerial Photography · · Score: 1

    You're likely to get a photo of Ms. Streisand herself sunbathing nude, and gouge your own eyes out when you see it...

  6. Simpler explanation on Mars Crater Theory Tries To Explain Missing Beagle · · Score: 1

    "Hey, you fucked up... you trusted us!" -- Animal House

  7. Wife?!? on Best Ways to Organize Bills? · · Score: 0
    This is slashdot, you insensitive clod!


    P.S. My wife's "natural talents" have nothing to do with shopping or handling money. I have to handle all the bills myself. My wife handles... uh, something else. Perhaps in your family, it is the other way around?

  8. Bad game plan on Mars Crater Theory Tries To Explain Missing Beagle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Isn't the fact that they selected the landing site BEFORE noticing a 1km large crater an indication that they've got the cart before the horse? Perhaps they should try thouroughly mapping the planet from low orbit before landing on it!

  9. Just like real life on Second Life MMO Update Creates Virtual Eviction Notices · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why can't they do what they do in the real world, that is, grandfather in any existing structures?

  10. Re:Hard work on Make More Mistakes · · Score: 0, Troll

    Other companies (like Apple) certainly have their share of failed products, but they do not foist them on the public. You mean like the Apple Lisa and Apple Newton? I'm sorry, but Apple has shipped "Microsoft Bob" level mistakes just like any other company...

  11. Re:Do you have to use 'cp' to violate copyright? on Linus Blasts SCO's Header Claims · · Score: 1

    So now SCO is claiming that if you are POSIX compliant, you must be violating SCO copyrights?

  12. Re:Those Souless dogs of the RIAA.... on Appeals Court Rules Against RIAA in DMCA Subpoena Case · · Score: 1

    Great... now the RIAA thinks they are our parents. "Don't make me reach back there and spank you!"

  13. Just another example of taking the high road on Open Source Firm Releases Patch for IE Bug [UPDATED] · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Open source enthusiasts have TWICE paid to renew Microsoft's domain registries (once for hotmail, once for microsoft UK) when Microsoft forgot... so who should you trust with your data, the people that can't even remember to renew their own domain registrations, or the people that keep bailing them out?

  14. Re:Isn't it ironic?? on Slashback: Unstranding, Xecurity, Spurning · · Score: 1

    You're saying the song should have been named "Isn't it pathetic" instead?

  15. Re:Interesting Statistic on Global Dimming · · Score: 1

    I thought it was the extremely flamable paint the Hindeburg was painted with, which laboratory tests showed could be easily ignited by a spark or lightning strike. At any rate, yes, the Hindenburg gave hydrogen an undeserved bad reputation.

  16. Re:Interesting Statistic on Global Dimming · · Score: 1

    Try breathing hydrogen. Then try breathing gasoline. Report back on your results...

  17. Re:Kind of emphasizes a major point. on Global Dimming · · Score: 1

    You forgot: Having places on earth where you can stand on top of a mountain, and not hear airplanes in the distance or see contrails in the sky.

  18. Re:Well of course on Global Dimming · · Score: 1

    Well of course, BHT and other preservatives are anti-oxidents; i.e. they prevent the diseases that have been making us so thin for so many years. Ever notice people dying of cancer, AIDs and other virii, drug addiction, etc. get real skinny? That's right -- thinness is a sign of poor health; obesity is a sign of good health!

  19. Re:The price of uncertainty. on Global Dimming · · Score: 1

    Are we altering the planetary system more than the occaisional huge volcanic erruption or meteoroid strike? Hey, Nature can be a bitch and cause massive extinction too, you know! If our climate wasn't self-regulating, all life would have died out long ago. The tricky part is knowing what the limits of that self-regulation are while simultaneously avoiding pushing it past those limits -- which argues that moderation is in order.

  20. Too Slow! on Coffee Flavored Breakfast Cereal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Coffee flavored breakfast cereal takes too long... gimme some of that breakfast cereal flavored coffee instead, I'm in a hurry!

  21. Re:How does this benefit me? on Linux 2.6.0 Kernel Released · · Score: 1, Troll

    Have you tried reading the release notes?

  22. But... on Iraq's Open Source Possibilities · · Score: 1

    If all the suicide bombers were busy downloading porn from the internet, wouldn't there be fewer bombings? Think of the children!

  23. Re:Appropriate technology on FCC Approves Highway Radiosystems · · Score: 1

    All the traffic mirrors I've seen are convex, and thus tend to disperse headlight beams so they don't blind you anywhere near as much as the light directly from the vehicle.

  24. Why self-driving cars won't happen on FCC Approves Highway Radiosystems · · Score: 1

    The moment I switch on the "auto-pilot", I'm no longer responsible for the control of my vehicle; now the company that made the device is liable for any accident the vehicle causes. That being said, do you want to be the owner fo the company making the device? Won't anybody who gets into any accident with one of these in the car simply claim "the auto-pilot did it!" Even if you switch it on scant milliseconds before plowing into that group of pedestrians, it's still the devices fault, not yours! Now imagine your ex-wife has one of these in her car, and you're crossing the street in front of her...

  25. Appropriate technology on FCC Approves Highway Radiosystems · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...there's currently a test running at an intersection in McLean, Va., where sensors can automatically warn a motorist when another car is approaching, thus helping to avoid a collision.

    Don't they already have a device that allows people to see around blind corners? I beleive it's called a "mirror"... but then, I guess they can't get a patent on that technology.