I used to make all my friends send me encrypted emails to my own personal server for which I had hired my own personal uber-hacker to defend with all his mighty computer might. But even that wasn't safe enough. Now I make my friends hand deliver messages in a sealed envelopes inside of a vacuum sealed pouch (so I know it's not opened) inside of a solid steel block, that's then surrounded by a layer of toxic neuropoison.
Well... I mean... if I had any friends that's what I'd do...
No wait... are you telling me that...the government of all people...is...is...spying on me!
[shocked gasp]
Oh my god! Do you think they might be monitoring my calls to my family overseas too... Naaa... They wouldn't stoop that low.
Apple's been in that boat practically since they've started. Tiny market share, expensive products, that's always been the Apple way. And whadya know, they're still going at it. Which leads me to suspect that Apple will continue to go along, always staying a few steps ahead of their Windows companions.
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I used to make all my friends send me encrypted emails to my own personal server for which I had hired my own personal uber-hacker to defend with all his mighty computer might. But even that wasn't safe enough. Now I make my friends hand deliver messages in a sealed envelopes inside of a vacuum sealed pouch (so I know it's not opened) inside of a solid steel block, that's then surrounded by a layer of toxic neuropoison.
Well... I mean... if I had any friends that's what I'd do...
No wait... are you telling me that...the government of all people...is...is...spying on me! [shocked gasp] Oh my god! Do you think they might be monitoring my calls to my family overseas too... Naaa... They wouldn't stoop that low.
Apple's been in that boat practically since they've started. Tiny market share, expensive products, that's always been the Apple way. And whadya know, they're still going at it. Which leads me to suspect that Apple will continue to go along, always staying a few steps ahead of their Windows companions.
You insensitive clod... I'm a bull semen collector who sexes chickens in his spare time while scraping up dead animals.