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A Report on Swearing in Online Games

A Next Generation article references an informal study done on the frequency of swearing on Xbox Live. From the study: "When you logon to Xbox live more often then not you will be greeted by a 14 year old that learned a new word on the playground that day, or maybe it's the drunken 24 year old who hates black people, gays and anyone who isn't in his frat. No matter who you are if you have played on live you have run into cursing and lewdness. If you look at the rating for the game you can see that it is intended for ages 17+ but parents don't care/understand/listen so lots of underage kids have [Halo 2]." Warning: links contain profanity.

324 comments

  1. Swearing online by riffzifnab · · Score: 5, Funny

    Swearing online?! That never fucking happens.

    1. Re:Swearing online by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      I say fuck it. 'Cause, ya know... shit happens.

    2. Re:Swearing online by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Especially when it's all French anyway. Can't blame kids for picking up a foreign language while playing their favorite game.

    3. Re:Swearing online by Red+Alastor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't play Xbox live (or own an Xbox) but I'm french (as in the language, not the country) and compared to french, english is extremely limitated insult and swears wise so I'm not that surprised :)

      On the other hand, we don't have any word as versatile as 'fuck'.

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    4. Re:Swearing online by TwoBeans · · Score: 1

      It has been said that swearing in french is like wiping one's ass with silk.

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      -2B
    5. Re:Swearing online by BewireNomali · · Score: 1

      was this written by men named wachowski?

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    6. Re:Swearing online by russ1337 · · Score: 0

      "the parents not knowing what their teens are doing"? That is their fault for not playing Halo and CS. Believe me, when my kid is old enough to move the mouse, i'll be pwning them with HHHHEEEEAAAAADDDDDSHHHOTTTTTS!! I'll still be on line when i'm in my 90's pwning and swearing at those young haxors.. Its those lazy baby boomers that lazed about and had the 60's with all their LSD after WWII.. Its all there fault for not knowing how to use tehcnology. now where the fcuk is that line break...?...

    7. Re:Swearing online by cover · · Score: 1

      i dont know what's so bad about swearing. I mean, everyone is swearing and I'm not one of the types swimming in the same boat just because everyone is in it. I mean, it was, is and will be a part of the language and it will never disappear. Did you actually read any kind of manuscripts; did you read any interviews witht the poets and other heroes of our great languages. They all sweared and will swear. While Russians have problems with swear words in any kind of media, the United States of A. have problems in the games and none in the movies. Turn on your box, you can learn swearing there although it is being peeped out - just turn on your TV a bit later and the peep is gone. Frigging nigga hey, where is your fucking weed man!? And so on. (no racist, separatist etc intentions in the last sentense, just some kind of quoting) A language is evolving as we are - it is not something like a stone etc what a single human or a small group of them can take and make it just like the like it to be. Take it better like a species. Ones come (gangsta yeah yeah), ones evolve (just live a month on my spot), ones get old (latin) and ones die. If i say that batch is a synonym of bitch, where is the peep tone?! Should be actually be peep toned? Does a human get bad because the word of fuck? I dont know, i learned my rich Russian with something like 9 and I don't think I'm affected although I talk the rich language you will never learn at school. I never visited a prison inside, i never killed anyone, i never sold drugs. And I don't think anyone will get a drugged killer just because he learned the word of fuck and I doubt he will ever become. The bigger problem I have: USA citizends get red if they heard the word "booby trap". I mean, welcome to the army, young soldier!

    8. Re:Swearing online by h4rm0ny · · Score: 3, Funny


      I have TOURETTES you fucking insensitive shitty buggering cunt!

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    9. Re:Swearing online by Trick · · Score: 4, Informative

      I live in a multilingual household myself (one of them French), and you're right. There's absolutely nothing like French for truly inspirational cursing. It's perfect when you really want to make someone feel like dirt (which maybe isn't surprising, considering the source).

      On the other hand, for flat-out obscene, French doesn't work very well. It just seems too damned refined.

      Piss off a southeast Asian, like someone Vietnamese or Laotian, if you ever want to hear stuff that puts English, or even French, cursing to shame. They won't think twice about tossing in bestiality, violence, and incest, often all at the same time. Really disgusting stuff. You gotta love it.

    10. Re:Swearing online by jlarocco · · Score: 5, Informative

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      There are several uses for the paragraph tag, including:

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    11. Re:Swearing online by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      compared to french, english is extremely limitated insult and swears wise so I'm not that surprised :)

      You're just not trying. English has a very broad capacity for insults - just ask Ambrose Bierce or Churchhill.

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    12. Re:Swearing online by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      That's the shittiest first post ever!

    13. Re:Swearing online by Archon-X · · Score: 1

      I thought putain did the trick?

    14. Re:Swearing online by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid I'll have to ask for examples.

    15. Re:Swearing online by Red+Alastor · · Score: 1

      It depends where you are exactly. Swears vary with geography. If you are outside of France, putain is actually funny as a swear word. So not only there is way more swears / insults but you have to adapt them depending of where the insultee is from.

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    16. Re:Swearing online by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can be insulting in any language.

      • He has all of the virtues I despise and none of the vices I admire.
      • Your taste is all in your mouth.
      • I keep thinking you've said the dumbest thing possible, but then you keep talking.
      • People like you make me look forward to death.
      • Bite me.
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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    17. Re:Swearing online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT" - a dirty old bastard i know always says this

    18. Re:Swearing online by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

      shitty buggering cunt!

      That's what happens when you can't make up your mind.

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    19. Re:Swearing online by 9-bits.tk · · Score: 1

      No, it is said that swearing in French is like wiping your _arse_ with silk.

    20. Re:Swearing online by kamapuaa · · Score: 1

      Yeah, are there any translated French insults? I'm curious if they're really that strong or if it's just a thing Francophiles claim, which I strongly suspect - I have French friends and this is the first I've heard of any super swearing ability.

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    21. Re:Swearing online by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      Thank you, sir, for inspiring me to seek out additional French curses. Oddly coincidental, but my wife was just teaching me some of these the other night (no, not like that).

      http://www.stim.com/Stim-x/9.1/curses/curses.html

    22. Re:Swearing online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      14 year olds on the playground? in the US at least, most 14 year olds are in high school, woefully without recess...

    23. Re:Swearing online by Kuvter · · Score: 1

      Ironically he didn't even "swear" there.

      From Dictionary.com:
      swear
      1. To make a solemn declaration, invoking a deity or a sacred person or thing, in confirmation of and witness to the honesty or truth of such a declaration.
      2. To make a solemn promise; vow.
      3. To use profane oaths; curse.
      4. Law. To give evidence or testimony under oath.

      Yes with the stretch of the definition of "curse" you could say he swore, but the curse they're talking about here is associated with oaths.

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    24. Re:Swearing online by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Nah, the English language isn't limited at all in its capability to insult. It's just modern American society that has given up creativity in favor of playing-mix-and-match with a few dirty words.

  2. Expected by Agent00Wang · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Considering that the bulk of online gamers are of the age where they probably speak like this in real life too, it shouldn't be very surprising that it spills over into their online activities as well.

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    1. Re:Expected by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only difference is that the parents CAN tell their children not to play online but can't really tell them: "don't go to school, people are swearing there"

      Thought it must be stressed that online people feel more anonymous so they restrain themselves less when referring to others. You won't throw an offensive remark infront a person who might not be calm and will likely pounce you.

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    2. Re:Expected by Kelson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Whenever someone brings up the "Ah! Kids can hear swearing! Aiiieeee!!!!" meme, I bring out this story from my own childhood.

      When I was in middle school, I spent a week working at a cub scout day camp. I think I was around 12 or 13 at the time. The adults warned us that we had to watch our language around the cubs (who were probably around 8 or 9), because they didn't want the kids picking up any bad words from us. They needn't have bothered. The kids were far more foul-mouthed around us than we were amongst ourselves, and actually managed to shock us. This was in the late 1980s.

      Kids don't need TV, movies, video games or the Internet to learn bad words. They learn them from their friends at school, or they learn them from parents, or from neighbor kids.

      There was a B.C. comic strip a few years ago that I thought illustrated this point well: Two kids (well, ants) walk into the room, one crying, "Mom, he said the Z-word!" The parents send the kid to his room, then have this brief conversation: "Where'd the little %@#&! learn the Z-word?" "Beats the #@*$ out of me."

    3. Re:Expected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      A very good reason to homeschool your children (yes, you CAN tell your children not to go to school). What's that? Homeschooled kids are not social? Well if being social means being able to keep up with 10 year olds cursing at recess, then I could handle my kids being a little less social and a little more gracious. This isn't really about homeschooling though, it's about the larger issue of parents letting other people such as legislators, censors, news commentators, etc., making the decisions about what is appropriate for their children. I fully support efforts of lawmakers to shield kids from garbage, because it's a good failsafe mechanism. As a parent, I will not let my kids do things that I don't approve, but if they try to sneak something by, it's good to know that there are some standards around too.

    4. Re:Expected by Wildclaw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The sad thing is that excessive swearing is a sign that the person in question is lacking in vocabulary. Swear words are mostly used in sentences as replacement for more complex words or sentence structures.

      People who swear every other sentence have serious problems expressing themselves because their speech are very binary. Either someone is a fucker or an ordinary person, but the inbetween doesn't exist. It is of course possible to place different values on each swear word, but that rarely happens because it would defeat the purpose of using swear words to simplify sentences.

      This is why it is very important to make sure that children don't swear. Swearing is addictive because it is easy to do and doesn't require thinking and as long as someone uses swear words he/she won't learn to take advantage of the full range of the language.

      Swearing is in my opinion best reserved to expressing extreme emotions. The more they are used the more diluted they become.

    5. Re:Expected by chris_eineke · · Score: 1
      It is of course possible to place different values on each swear word, but that rarely happens because it would defeat the purpose of using swear words to simplify sentences.
      No shit, Mr. I-know-a-lot-more-than-you-AND-I-solve-murder-crim es-in-my-free-time Sherlock.

      People swear for shits and giggles. Calling someone a preposterous windbag might work on Slashdot, but in meatspace that preposterous windbag is simply a stupid motherfucker.

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    6. Re:Expected by chris_eineke · · Score: 1

      slashcode stripped away my sarcasm closing tags. Don't misinterpret that reply please, you stupid motherfucker. ;)

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    7. Re:Expected by billdar · · Score: 1
      The sad thing is that excessive swearing is a sign that the person in question is lacking in vocabulary. Swear words are mostly used in sentences as replacement for more complex words or sentence structures.

      I call shananagins on this one.

      I've had this same drivel spouted at me several dozen times. In normal conversation I swear up a storm and can still form and communicate complex ideas and emotions using just "dude, fuck, yo, shit".

      Yet, as part of my job as an engineer (surprise, surprise on slashdot) I frequently create and edit technical documents and lead design meetings attended by customers and subcontractors. Not overly elegant, but no gutter speak.

      I'm not special in this. Profuse and creative swearing is in no way indication of a persons vocabulary, education, or relative intelligence.

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    8. Re:Expected by garylian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can still vividly remember my little brother, at the tender age of 3, playing on the swings while we were out in California for a year. This was back in 1974. He was so little, he couldn't sit on the swing, so he laid his stomach across it, and would run forward until he left the ground, swung back, and repeated as needed.

      Why do I remember it so vividly?

      Because the whole time he was on that swing, he sang "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" at full volume, non-stop. 3 years old, and singing for all he was worth, and effectively screaming one of the most hated words amongst language minders.

      He's 34 right now, almost 35. He still considers it one of his shining moments.

      Me, I learned how to use it when it was appropriate. Being in the fire service as a volunteer, there are tons of times when dropping a well thought out curse just fit. See a 4 story apartment building engulfed in flame? "Holy fucking shit!" made perfect sense. Of course, it was immediately followed by "Damn, this is almost as good as sex. Grab a hose! We're going in!"

      But, you also learned to have an innate sense of who was around you. That same "Holy fucking shit!" wouldn't escape most mouths if there were civilians around.

      The problem with these online games is that there is an inherent "cool" factor people seem to think surrounds the use of this language. And it isn't just kids.

      Back when MSN chats were free to everyone, I used to chat in ChatDallas, one of their city chats. The use of profanity would get you kicked by a bot, or banned by a mod. One enterprising individual created a private room for adults to chat in. Wanna guess what happened?

      Folks from ages 18-50 sat in this private room and just used one profanity after another in all imaginable combinations. Because they could, and they felt they were being cool. And after 5 minutes in there, I felt like I was back in H.S. listening to guys in the locker room. It was all pointless.

      So, until folks figure out how really lame they sound, they will keep doing it. There's no art to it. It's one thing to say "fuck you, you fag". Anyone can do that. It takes a little more creativity to drop a "listen, you dried up husk of a cunt, shut your yap and go away".

      Ah, but there will always be sheep.

    9. Re:Expected by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Fuckin'-A right, I'll second that.

    10. Re:Expected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This should be marked funny not insightful, unless you really did mean to come off as a pompus ass. I'm a professional writer and I cuss like a sailor when I play online games.

    11. Re:Expected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, of course a gutter mouth like you would dispute that.

    12. Re:Expected by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "This is why it is very important to make sure that children don't swear. Swearing is addictive because it is easy to do and doesn't require thinking and as long as someone uses swear words he/she won't learn to take advantage of the full range of the language."

      I think that's a crock. Swearing doesn't prevent vocabulary development, nor does it stunt verbal communication skills. What I think you're missing is the primary reason some people choose to swear so much -- because it causes a reaction different from non-swear words. If anything, people who swear all the time have better non-verbal and verbal intonation communications skills -- inflection is much more important when you use the same words a lot.

      Considering that so many people on the planet speak a different language than a given person, that person would be well served to have better non-verbal and intonation skills.

      Finally, swearing isn't addictive because it's easy to do -- it's addictive because people get positive reinforcement of the behavior. People swear to get a reaction, and it works. The best way to make swearing ineffective, and therefore to lessen the positive reinforcement, is for everyone to swear more.

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    13. Re:Expected by pilkul · · Score: 1

      Er, "stupid motherfucker" and "preposterous windbag" have very different meanings, so you're kind of proving his point.

    14. Re:Expected by HUADPE · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I fully support efforts of lawmakers to shield kids from garbage, because it's a good failsafe mechanism. As a parent, I will not let my kids do things that I don't approve

      When lawmakers shield children from what you consider "garbage" they take on the role of moral parent for those children. And since those children exist in the same society and media which adults do, then those lawmakers become everyone's parent. I for one do not want Dennis Hastert, George Bush, Harry Ried or anyone else telling me what to listen to. Force is the only means of government action...it's what they do, and when you use guns to dictate speech, thats called fascism.

      Congress shall make no law...abridging the freedom of speech. It means what it says.

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    15. Re:Expected by Canthros · · Score: 1

      Or, as the man says, "[p]rofanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."

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    16. Re:Expected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, you were homeschooled, Anonymous Coward... So was I!

    17. Re:Expected by KefabiMe · · Score: 1

      Swearing is in my opinion best reserved to expressing extreme emotions. The more they are used the more diluted they become.

      As far as I can tell, this is just how our language is evolving. I'm not saying it's a good thing, but hear me out.

      There are a lot of words that used to be very very bad but are now seen on TV every day. Ass, asshole, bitch, God damn it, pussy, and even shit and nigger are words that are appearing on TV more and more often. My generation doesn't even see anything wrong with saying, "Damn it!" anymore. "Fuck" is even being used more and more often. You may not agree, but it's a very descriptive word. However, I do agree that it is losing it's impact.

      All this means though is that new curses will be created. Stuff like cock gobbler, cuntbag, etc...

      I don't know if this means our language is now spiraling downward to vulgarity or if this is just how our language progresses. That is up to your to decide.

    18. Re:Expected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, we had no idea you were homeschooled.

    19. Re:Expected by audacity242 · · Score: 1

      Funny, I swear quite a bit, and yet managed to score above the 90th percentile in both the verbal and analytical writing sections of the GRE.

      -Jenn

    20. Re:Expected by ClamIAm · · Score: 1
      I don't know if this means our language is now spiraling downward to vulgarity or if this is just how our language progresses.'

      I think it's just how language evolves. It's also one reason I hate reading things like Shakespeare, because it's hard to get the whole meaning when the words had different connotations.

    21. Re:Expected by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      That's nothing. When I'm debugging, I swear like a wounded pirate. And not just a flesh wound either, but more of an "Arrr! I needs me another peg leg and a new parrot!" sort of wound.

      I think that being articulate in obscenity is just as important as being articulate in English overall. There's nothing like expressing anger in a blue streak two minutes long.

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    22. Re:Expected by srcosmo · · Score: 1
      Swear words are mostly used in sentences as replacement for more complex words or sentence structures.
      Swearing allows an enormous amount of possibility for complex, creative sentence structures, and a fair bit of humour as well. There are rare people out there who have truly mastered the art of profanity, and they deserve our respect.
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    23. Re:Expected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Mom died in a fire...is that cool!? Is it better than sex!? Fuck you.

    24. Re:Expected by bobbyhc · · Score: 0
      happened to me, i got in-school-suspension in high school for excessive use of profanity (i was talking to some kid about the amount of KY jelly i had to use when doinkin' his grandma and some uptight parent heard it, got offended, and narced me) i didn't feel the need to tell my parents about it because i thought it was ridiculous and figured they would as well. i served my time and figured i was in the clear. next day my dad comes home from work and goes about his business, checks the mail, etc. and i hear "bobby get your motherfucking ass down here right now" "what the fuck is this god damned shit getting fucking suspended ..." but then he couldn't hold it back and started laughing, main thing he was pissed about was me not telling him about getting suspended, and told me to watch my mouth at school. dad knows best

      as far as the swearing in video games, it's going to happen. its good that i dont use a headset when playing, i'd hate for some kid to hear the random combinations i come up with after getting sniped by some jackass two seconds after spawning. and i might feel bad for calling an 11 year old a god damned fuckass-cunt-cock-sucker. no, it doesn't make that much sense, but it helps keep the controller from flying from my hands and ending up in pieces.

    25. Re:Expected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such arrogance, Wildclaw, and so inappropriate. For the record, I'm a Mensan, I scored in the 99th percentile for vocabulary on the ACT, and I consider James Joyce, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, and John Stuart Mill a little light reading. Suffice it to say, I have an above average vocabulary. And I swear all the fucking time.

      There are two major uses for obscenities. As expletives, and to add emphasis. As an expletive "fuck" serves the same function as "um". It is "a word or phrase used to fill out a sentence or a line of verse without adding to the sense" according to the OED. "I fucking dropped my damn pen." Too add emphasis a speaker inserts an obscenity to use it's shock value or inherent meaning to emphasize what they are saying. "I hate carrots" is not as strong as "I fucking hate carrots", but "carrots taste like shit" uses not only the shock value of an obscenity, it also uses the specific meaning of that particular obscenity to make a point, as one would imagine shit tastes bad, ergo if the comparison is valid carrots taste bad. Sometimes there just isn't a more effective way to convey an idea than with a swearword. Yes, there are a few 8 year olds out there who swear purely for shock value, and run off giggling while some old person huffs and puffs about the youth of today, but that's really not significant. Yes, swearing is used for shock value, but not in the way simple thinkers like you would like it to be, but rather to add the strength of the shock reaction to the sentence as emphasis. When I say "I'm fucking angry" people don't generally cast a hand across their forehead and brace themselves from my use of the word "fuck", rather they appreciate that I'm telling them I'm angry in an angry manner to reinforce that communication.

      On a side note, no person who uses phrases like "their speech are very binary" has any business criticizing how I speak and write.

      I'm going to tell you to go fuck yourself in a moment, but in the meanwhile why don't you see if you can figure out what "more complex words or sentence structures" I'm replacing with a swearword in that sentence. And then go fuck yourself. :)

    26. Re:Expected by Stinger_tc · · Score: 1
      I find it a tad ironic that someone who claims this:
      People who swear every other sentence have serious problems expressing themselves because their speech are very binary. Either someone is a fucker or an ordinary person, but the inbetween doesn't exist.
      makes a statement like this:
      Swearing is addictive because it is easy to do and doesn't require thinking and as long as someone uses swear words he/she won't learn to take advantage of the full range of the language.
    27. Re:Expected by Inda · · Score: 1

      I knew there was little hope when my four-year-old daughter stood at the top of the stairs and shouted:

      "Dad! Is Shit a naughty word?"

      These days, she understands that she can talk amongst her friends however she chooses but while in the company of adults she must mind her mouth. To be fair I rarely hear her repeating words she shouldn't.

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    28. Re:Expected by McTaggart · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. Sometimes the swear words are just the most appropriate words for the situation.

    29. Re:Expected by Yaldabaoth · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure there's a cause/effect relationship between swearing a lot and having a cramped vocabulary. All words are used in sentences to replace more complex concepts and emotions -- it's the nature of language. I would contend swearing is not a factor. Those with the temerity to develop a command of English will; those who can't not think stuff good. Pretty fucking simple, really.

    30. Re:Expected by electronerdz · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't know about you, but I don't need a reaction every sentence, or every other words for that matter.

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    31. Re:Expected by yelligsc · · Score: 1

      Deadwood on HBO has some great stuff. The plot doesnt always make sense, but they can really curse someone out.

      Scott.

    32. Re:Expected by instarx · · Score: 1

      Such arrogance, Wildclaw, and so inappropriate. For the record, I'm a Mensan, I scored in the 99th percentile for vocabulary on the ACT, and I consider James Joyce, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, and John Stuart Mill a little light reading. Suffice it to say, I have an above average vocabulary. And I swear all the fucking time.

      What arrogance! The arrogant calling the arrogant arrogant.

    33. Re:Expected by ENIGMAwastaken · · Score: 0

      I cuss all the fucking time and have a splendiferous vocabulary.

    34. Re:Expected by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1
      Repeating cliche arguments against swearing doesn't make them true.

      People do not swear to try and simplify language. People swear to indicate extreme emotions. People swear to provide emphasis. In some cases certain swear words have gained traction replacing other, similarly simple words. I assure you that "Fucker" isn't replacing, "a terribly rude person who was clearly raised incorrectly." If people want to simplify language, they can do so without resorting to swear words. Sure, heavy use of "fucker" doesn't make you look terribly intelligent, but neither does other overuses of words. A few obvious examples include the "valley girl" use of "like" or the west coast use of "dude."

      You're picking the easy and obvious target. Unfortunately it's the wrong target. If you're really so concerned about the simplification of the English language you've got a much harder task than worrying about some obscenities. Those people who frequently swear have much more fundamental issues than their particular selection of words.

      Children don't become addicted to swear words because obscenities are easier. Children use swear words because they're taboo. If anything, but being so upset about it you're making it more appealing for children and those with childlike mindsets.

    35. Re:Expected by TrevorB · · Score: 1

      One day, our firstborn 1 year old daugter was running around the living room. She had learned to walk pretty well, but the occasional toy or loose sock sent her into a tumble. (Learning to walk is really learning to fall, which gives you the confidence to actually try this standing up vertical thing). She was learning words slowly, perhaps her vocabulary was about 100 or 200 words at that point (a 100 or 200 word vocuabulary is mostly nouns, like "Tinky Winky")

      One day she tripped, toppled face first into the ground, and blurted out "FUCK!" totally in context. She caught herself pretty well, but she swore in the same sense that Mom or Dad would, when something really unexpected or bad happened.

      Afterwards we checked our language a bit more in front of the kids. They're 8 and 5 now. They don't swear in front of us. They know what the words *are* (at least the older one does), but she knows they're bad words not to be used in public or people you don't know.

      Remember parents, use "shit" and "fuck" respobsibly in front of your kids. Which means, teaching them, by example, when it's a good time to swear, and not *totally* clamming up in front of them. That's just going to fuel the idea that strong emotions should be repressed, and that's just bad news going into teenage years. I fear anyone who never swears in front of their kids will have their kids learn swearing from the schoolyard.

      ** Disclaimer. This appears to be working with my kids. EVERY CHILD IS DIFFERENT. The strategy would probably fall flat on its face with some, many, or perhaps even most kids.

    36. Re:Expected by jdavidb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I fully support efforts of lawmakers to shield kids from garbage, because it's a good failsafe mechanism.

      I'm a fundamentalist Christian and I intend to homeschool my children when they get to that age, but I do not agree with that. I don't see the government as being effective or trustworthy enough to accomplish this task, and I can easily imagine collateral damage as material that I might want permitted could get censored. (The Bible does condemn homosexuality, after all, and in some jurisdictions that is illegal "hate speech." Besides, it's intolerant.) Moreover, I doubt any democratically-created policy could capture all the nuances of what I think should be allowed and what I think shouldn't.

    37. Re:Expected by drsquare · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is that excessive swearing is a sign that the person in question is lacking in vocabulary.

      What a load of bollocks. There's no such thing as 'swear' words, just words that some self-righteous, indignant, religious moral guardians have decided we're not allowed to use, for no apparent reason whatsoever.

      Swear words are mostly used in sentences as replacement for more complex words or sentence structures.

      Can you tell me how 'vagina' is more complex than 'cunt' or 'twat', or how 'testicles' is more complex than 'bollocks'? You can't.

      Face it, the definitions of what words are acceptable and which are unacceptable are completely arbitrary. We're apparently supposed to say 'faeces' rather than 'shit' because one was derived from the wrong ancient language.

      Well fuck that.

    38. Re:Expected by fm6 · · Score: 1

      That's ironic. You're practically a poster child for obscenity as a substitute for self-expression.

    39. Re:Expected by eh2o · · Score: 1

      If you read a New Folger Library edition of Shakespeare (or similar) they put notes explaining the terminology and context of unusual words/phrases on every opposing page. Eventually it becomes intuitive which is when it becomes truely amusing to read. Interestingly, some words today have meanings almost totally opposite of their original meanings, but if you look at the word roots and consider the original meaning, it actually makes more sense.

    40. Re:Expected by Impotent_Emperor · · Score: 1

      They also aren't permitted to pass laws against the keeping and bearing of arms, but that has yet to stop them.

  3. Gamesmanship by MBraynard · · Score: 5, Interesting
    In some Xbox games, if you are trying to win, you can use the other person's emotional state to overcome their reason/rational thought. Normally when someone is cursing up a storm, they are letting their emotions overcome their rational thought and they make mistakes. This is both in fast games (Halo2) and slow games (World Championship Poker).

    If you can just goad them a little bit into cutting loose with their mouths, you are are halfway to victory.

    Conversely, it is important to keep your own cool and your focus on the game. A few taunts when the other guy is down may help in keeping him down as you compound his anger, but this must be done out of strategy, not out of an effort to verbally 'get back' at your opponent.

    1. Re:Gamesmanship by xenocide2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've never met a micspammer who was any good at a game. The fact that they never shut up appears to distract them from actually winning.

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    2. Re:Gamesmanship by Darth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In many poker tournaments, use of profanity at the table is forbidden.

      Making your opponent lose his cool is ok, but if you have any talent at it, you dont need profanity to do it.

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    3. Re:Gamesmanship by MBraynard · · Score: 1
      In many poker tournaments, use of profanity at the table is forbidden.

      Right. But definitly not the case on XBL.

    4. Re:Gamesmanship by Kelson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Taunting your opponents as a means to defeating them... Why do I have the urge to tell someone, "How appropriate. You fight like a cow."

    5. Re:Gamesmanship by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In some Xbox games, if you are trying to win, you can use the other person's emotional state to overcome their reason/rational thought. Normally when someone is cursing up a storm, they are letting their emotions overcome their rational thought and they make mistakes. This is both in fast games (Halo2) and slow games (World Championship Poker).

      I used to play Half Life 2 with a guy who was obviously a troll. His nick was "sand nigger" and he kept uttering profanities all over the chat, both profanity and ethnic slurs.

      People used to get all worked up about him and play badly, or type often and get killed - which is exactly what he wanted.

      I decided to try anti-trolling him, and instead of responding to the "nigger" in his tag, I began objecting to his use of the word "sand". This confused him, and when I said things (that I don't actually agree with) like: "Well, I find the word 'sand' and all the implications that it carries, I am offended by that. You can keep using 'nigger' thats ok, I am not offended by that, 'nigger' is an ok word to use."

      He suddenly lost his temper - and began accusing *ME* of being a racist, because I was clearly not offended by the term "nigger". I kept harping on him about his offensive use of the word "sand" and ignored all his ethnic slurs. His voice became very animated over the chat until he was positivly screaming. He finally left the server in disgust.

      So, clearly, he was using his nick and his ethnic slurs as a way to get to people and have an advantage, when I came along and pretended not to be offended by these things, he thought I really was a racist, and went off on me.

      That is really the best way to handle people that are trying to emotionally troll you - either ignore them, or troll them back, most will quite ironically bite.

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    6. Re:Gamesmanship by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I made a guy come over the poker table at me once. Best poker game of my life.

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    7. Re:Gamesmanship by Commander+Trollco · · Score: 0

      Who was trolling who? And who bit?
      Why don't you think about it a little more.

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    8. Re:Gamesmanship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    9. Re:Gamesmanship by RichardX · · Score: 1

      Maybe you'd better stop waving it around like a feather duster, then!

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    10. Re:Gamesmanship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Re:Gamesmanship(Score:1)
      by Kelson (129150) * on Friday February 17, @06:17PM (#14746091)
      (http://www.hyperborea.org/)
      Taunting your opponents as a means to defeating them... Why do I have the urge to tell someone, "How appropriate. You fight like a cow."


      --- Ahh, but such is the strategy of war. War, is not fair. Neither is gaming which is a sort of warfare played over a ficticious landscape or even anything else.


      The cold war was nothing more than a mental psych-out between Russia and America. Who had the bigger.... you know...


      playground antics... different playing field.


      And profanity. Really, who cares? I am profane. I've allways been profane. I come with my own parental warning. Of course, when I'm at work, it's another story entirely.


      Kids know curse words at freaking 2 years old!!! My cousin greg used to fall down and say oh Shit! And my friend's kid Aubrey says fuck you, and she's 2.


      They'll pick up on it, and the taboos when it comes down to it. It's all society imprinting anyway.

    11. Re:Gamesmanship by modecx · · Score: 1

      Wow, I think I might have been there for that. Was it an HL2 DM game on Island 17 (the one with the lighthouse) maybe sometime around Thanksgiving? This is sounding way too familiar to be coincidence. I definitely remember playing with sand nigger and I also remember someone lampooning him over the sand part of his name--and then he went crazy over it.

      It's a small world, I guess :) Just so you know, I know someone who knows someone who was Kevin Bacon's stunt double in some movie which I presently forget!

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  4. Wait, teenagers swear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No noes!!! Teh teenies are swearing!

    Yeah, I never once used a "bad word" when I was a kid. Never... nope...

    While true that we shouldn't encourage this behaviour, for the most part kids are gonna use profanity and when you put them in an "anonymous" situation, well, the flood gates will open. Kinda like all the arseholes that will post in this "anonymous" thread.

    1. Re:Wait, teenagers swear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking no! I don't fucking swear more if I'm fucking posting anonymously. I fucking swear as much as I fucking do. You fucking fuckers!

    2. Re:Wait, teenagers swear? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, the problem I have with kids swearing has to do with their young and whiny voices.

      When I grew up, it was one of those "Just hear it, don't say it." It was pretty much true for every other kid, too. So when I heard people swear, it was mostly adults. To be specific, it was mostly male adults. With deep male voices saying, "C'mon, move you goddamn pig-fuckin' bastard" while trying to move a rock out of the way or some other strenuous male activity. When women swore, it was usually in an expletive sense, like "Oh shit! I forgot to pick up milk at the store!"

      But still, mature voices.

      So, yes, I hate hearing little kids swear just because it sounds so wrong to hear, "motherfucking asshole" in this high-pitched voice.

    3. Re:Wait, teenagers swear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, I picked up some foul language early, and I remember impressing the other kids in elementary school by cussing on the playground.

      The big difference, though, is that I would have been in serious trouble if I said any of those words around an adult. That means that I learned when that language is appropriate and when it isn't. You know, consciousness and restraint. As you said, you put these kids in an anonymous environment, and they don't have any need for restraint. After enough time like that, they forget to adjust for their audience. (Comparison: sailors are known for foul language. Why? Because they spend months at sea with a small group of guys, so they never have to practice formal manners. It's just hard to get back in the habit.)

      Kinda like all the arseholes that will post in this "anonymous" thread.

      Hey, I resemble that remark!

    4. Re:Wait, teenagers swear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The high-pitched voices yelling "cuntlicking Jew nigger" are almost as entertaining to me as the actual game.

      Just picture Mickey Mouse.

    5. Re:Wait, teenagers swear? by nanoakron · · Score: 1

      Funniest one I heard (here in the UK) was some little teenage chav shouting in his whiney unbroken voice at police who were escorting him into the back of a van:

      'You're all pussy-holes'

      Go on, say it over in your head. Now *that* was funny.

      -Nano.

    6. Re:Wait, teenagers swear? by PaganRitual · · Score: 1


      get me some MOTHERFUCKIN chocolate milk!!!

  5. The problem being what... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does it really surprise anyone that kids actually swear? You can't blame this one on video games. I learned all my swear words when my parents argued when I was a child and picked up a few more colorful words from my sister-in-law when she got a divorce from my brother. I didn't start using swear words until I got into middle school where colorful language was a prelude to a fist fight. A long time ago, parents used to take responsibility for their children's language devopment. These days, no one gives a fraq!

    1. Re:The problem being what... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I didn't swear until afer I had been in the military for a year.
      I really don't remember my friends swearing at all either.

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    2. Re:The problem being what... by symbolic · · Score: 1

      I think it's true about the "picking it up from the family" - either that, or parents that simply don't have any control. You may have seen this:
      http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-715315209 8207965240

    3. Re:The problem being what... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a kid who needs to be slapped silly with the gamepad and a mother who needs to pull the plug on the XBox.

    4. Re:The problem being what... by symbolic · · Score: 1

      I can guarantee you that slapped or not, if it were my kid, he'd be living in a house that just was just relieved of its X-Box. I'd probably make him pack it up and accompany me to the nearest charity that would accept it as a donation.

    5. Re:The problem being what... by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      I think the first time I remember hearing the word Fuck was from a girl when I was in 3rd grade. But I can't remember the first time I heard it. I think that in psych class that is called something like specific memory or something. Its where monotnous activities, like learning certain actions or events. Do you remember the first time you heard how Romeo & Juliet ended?

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    6. Re:The problem being what... by jZnat · · Score: 2, Funny

      What the flying fuck is wrong with that little cuntwhacker? Kids like that should be raped by rhinos in family orgies--what do you mean, "too graphic"?

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  6. What about... by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    ... cunt? It's not in his fucking list of damn swears. Fucking cunts always use that fucking cunt word. Cunt, cunt cunt cunt cunt. It's all you hear sometimes.

    Fuck.

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    1. Re:What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      +5, Insightful!!! Come on, mods! That'd be hilarious.

    2. Re:What about... by TeleoMan · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hey, grub, I find you to be a cunt....a cunt....a continous source of inspiration to us all.

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    3. Re:What about... by Kelson · · Score: 2, Funny

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    4. Re:What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cunt is really more of a sissy UK cuss word.

    5. Re:What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      8x The C word
      4x The F word
      gets a +5 post?! A god among men!

    6. Re:What about... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, it was good enough for Chaucer.
      As clerkes be full subtle and full quaint.
      And privily he caught her by the queint (cunt)
      Now I'm at a loss as to why such an important part of the anatomy (or any part really), should be regarded as an insult, but profanity? The origin of fuck, cunt, and a couple of others as vulgar language goes back to when the Normans invaded Britain. Fuck and cunt are traditional english words, whereas the educated and powerful were all speaking old french at the time. To use these english words was to show how common you were. Basically, it's a class thing. So if you like, you can proudly show your rebellious streak to the Normans with every fuck and cunt you say.

      Being British (not to steretype here), I probably swear more casually than most americans... not necessarily more, but with less emphasis because I don't regard it as a big deal. I don't usually say cunt, simply because it seems such a odd thing to be an insult. I thought guys liked cunts?

      Personally, I think the word has been used as an insult so much by now, that it's going to be hard to reclaim it. Vagina sounds far too clinical so I'd like to propose a new word for it. From now on, I'd like everyone to call it a "wooha" (emphasis on second syllable, like Bruce Lee is hitting someone). I think that it would be impossible to use this as an insult, and yet it still conveys a sense of fun.

      What do you think? :)
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    7. Re:What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Twat did you say? I cunt hear you.

    8. Re:What about... by iced_773 · · Score: 1

      f***, c***, and a couple of others as vulgar language goes back to when the Normans invaded Britain


      Actually, the F word is an acronym. During the Victorian era, when there was a crackdown on prostitution, police would write down "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" when arresting someone. Since that's an awful lot to write, it was soon abbreviated.



    9. Re:What about... by chris_eineke · · Score: 1

      I fuck, therefore I create.
      I create, therefore I am.
      I am, therefore I fuck.

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    10. Re:What about... by Avantare · · Score: 1

      C an't
      U nderstand
      N ormal
      T hinking

      CUNT !!!

    11. Re:What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop repeating a fictional backronym....
      http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/fuck.htm

    12. Re:What about... by JonyEpsilon · · Score: 1

      Man, I'm like crying, that's so funny. It's the Bruce Lee bit that did it. I'll do my bit to popularize wooha, so to speak.

    13. Re:What about... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "From now on, I'd like everyone to call it a "wooha" (emphasis on second syllable, like Bruce Lee is hitting someone)"

      Methinks Busta Rhymes already hit that up. Woo-ha Woo-ha.

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    14. Re:What about... by RichardX · · Score: 1

      Actually, the F word is an acronym. During the Victorian era, when there was a crackdown on prostitution, police would write down "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"

      Actually, that's a load of fucking bollocks.

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    15. Re:What about... by Archon-X · · Score: 1

      I thought guys liked cunts?

      Shall I draw attention to the great hypocrisy of 'wanker'?

    16. Re:What about... by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      You're right though; the word "cunt" is used a ton.

      I have some friends in Australia that I talk to, and they use the word "cunt" all the time. Apparently phrases like "mad cunt" are not even insults to them, they're compliments; it's almost as if not only has the word lost its literal meaning, it has lost its status as an insult.

    17. Re:What about... by mqj · · Score: 1

      "Sexy Origins and Intimate Things" by Charles Panati I thought provided some informative things.

      Mr. and Mrs. Cuntless

      Today, any family with the surname Cuntless would wisely change it, or risk subjecting their children to years of serious verbal abuse. But in thirteenth century England, Cuntless (and Cuntles) was a proper last name, as was Clawecunte (claw cunt), Wydecunte (wide cunt), and Gropecunte (grope cunt). Today, "wide cunt" and "grope cunt" sound particularly offensive.

      In medieval London, Gropecunte Lane was a red-light district in Oxford, which was later changed to Magpie Lane--a marginal improvement from a feminist viewpoint. It should be obvious by this point that "cunt" was not always a dirty word.

      As an Anglo-Saxon surname, Cunte was first recorded in 1066, the year the Normans invaded England. The word then seems to have become either an acceptable, inoffensive prefix or suffix of other surnames: Cunteshaw, Bellecunthe. So common was the word that every town had its share of "cunts."

      Chaucer uses the worrd several times, spelling it queynte, in The Canterbury Tales. He believed that "cunt" derived from "quaint," which meant a many-layered, in-folded mystery.

      An Italian medical text of the thirteenth century, Lanfrank's Science of Cirurgie [Surgery], renders the word in a valid anatomical usage. "In wymmen, the neck of the bladdre is short, and made fast to the cunte." It is easy to see how the fleshy folds of the vulva could be described as a "many-layered, in-folded mystery."

    18. Re:What about... by Dehumanizer · · Score: 1

      You mean Citizens United Negating Technology?

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    19. Re:What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi there...just your average (!) Slashdot-lurking English major here.

      Actually, H4rm0ny, there is very little evidence that "queint" is linguistically related to "cunt", even though Chaucer does seem to refer to what the other describes. I believe the real origins are German - partly because it LOOKS like a German word and not like a part of Shakespeare's lexicon. And in any case, "queint" was not, by all accounts, a swear word a la "shit fuck cock" and it certainly wasn't used in the pejorative sense, since it means literally "a pleasant thing." If anything, Chaucer was using a vivid but technically pure metaphor here.

      Your story about the Norman invasion doesn't add up, because Chaucer used the word "queint" in the Canterbury Tales in the late 1300's, approximately three hundred years after the Normans invaded Britain! So by your account, the word morphed from "cunt" to "queint" and back again - something rarely if ever heard of in linguistics.

      On a somewhat related note, we have what we believe to be the first sexualization of the word "cock" in an english poem dated after Chaucer. I believe the title is, in fact, "I Have A Lovely Cock," and the sexualization appears in the last line as a sort of "punchline" to the description of what the contemporary reader would assume to be a rooster. So all those dirty jokes you're reading into the story of Chaunticleer were NOT intentional. :)

    20. Re:What about... by 2008 · · Score: 1

      Ali G already sorted out what to call it. It's a punani.

      I always thought "cunt" was used offensively as a shorthand for "just a cunt", i.e. "you are just a warm, wet hole for me to get off in, I don't even percieve the rest of your body let alone acknowledge you have a personality or feelings." Which is pretty nasty.

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  7. Big Fucking Deal by recursiv · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What the fuck is the problem with swearing? It doesn't do shit. A swear word never hurt anyone.

    Ahem.
    Fuck goddamned shit tits asshole cunt-piss.

    Thank you very much.

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    1. Re:Big Fucking Deal by beerman2k · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that. A friend of mine called a kid in our jr high school a nigger and the kid bit the crap out of him. I'd say swearing can get you hurt pretty bad... ;)

    2. Re:Big Fucking Deal by J_Darnley · · Score: 0
      I agree. I swear on every god damn website I can post a comment on. I will even bypass fucking censor scripts with Unicode characters in 'fuck' and 'shit'. Most American sites will fail to censor good old bollocks though.

      As fas as I'm concerned the Internet is good for three things:

      • pr0n
      • profanity
      • /.
      Not necessarily in that particular order.

      That is all.

    3. Re:Big Fucking Deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the fact that your friend is a racist (or atleast sounded like one), rather than just swearing, more had to do with getting the crap beat out of him.

    4. Re:Big Fucking Deal by Bloomy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You forgot mee krob.

    5. Re:Big Fucking Deal by Rebelgecko · · Score: 1

      Bit the crap out of him? Ow

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    6. Re:Big Fucking Deal by Lispy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Amazing what people moderate insightful these days.

    7. Re:Big Fucking Deal by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Why is "nigger" an insult? It's meaningless. If I call someone stupid, or a liar, or ugly, these can be insults. But if nigger means black then it's just a description of fact. There's no more anything wrong with being black than there is right about being Eskimo, so why should it cause offense?

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    8. Re:Big Fucking Deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mee Krob

      From someone who started high school thinking that Donna Kebab was the most popular girl in the senior year.

    9. Re:Big Fucking Deal by beerman2k · · Score: 1
      To wane serious for a moment...

      Not being black i can't comment specifically on the word nigger. However, in general racial epithets are more then "just words" They are words that are used to dehumize and oppress whole groups of people. They draw their power from the fact they are more then words. Ignoring this and saying "they're just words they can't hurt anyone" simply blinds us to their oppressive nature and blinds us to the racism and prejudice they represent.

    10. Re:Big Fucking Deal by koreaman · · Score: 0

      It's not the word itself, it's how you're using it. "Nigger" is used here (as almost everywhere else) as a perjorative, thus it's exactly the same as saying "you Black" in an insulting manner. Both can be extremely offensive.

    11. Re:Big Fucking Deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Waning" means "lessening". I believe you mean waxing, although I wouldn't blame you if you thought the phrase "waxing serious" just sounded too funny.

  8. I know the summary sounds biased by Aqws · · Score: 3, Informative

    But here is an intresting link, that i'm sure people who looked google video know of: Here is a kid who plays the X-box I know he is only one person, and lots of other people on the x-box are more normalish.

    1. Re:I know the summary sounds biased by Severious · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If that were my kid I would have walked in there with a sledge hammer and blasted his Xbox into a billion pieces. I can't belive people let their kids get away with that kind of behavior.

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    2. Re:I know the summary sounds biased by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      First time I had seen that video. All I know, if that was my kid, there would be a severe beating for language like that for talking back to his mother (severe beating = tanning of his hide and possibly a crushing of the Xbox beyond repair).

    3. Re:I know the summary sounds biased by nexcomlink · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Also kick his little @ss down the stairs to get his own milk.

      But then they make a story on fox news of "my parents are abusive because they don't let me play xbox".

    4. Re:I know the summary sounds biased by Jekler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with the other responders. In that situation my kid would no longer have an X-Box, Mt. Dew, Chocolate Milk... and basic life functions are really touch-and-go at that point. If I ever talked like that to my mom, I'm certain either my mom or dad would have killed me. Twice.

    5. Re:I know the summary sounds biased by steve's+nose+is+blee · · Score: 1

      Damn...

      See, this is what happens when parents are afraid to spank their kids. The day my son thinks he's old enough to talk to me like that is the day my son is old enough to get a job and start paying rent =)

  9. Profanity filters? by amrust · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Don't Xbox Live games have optional profanity filters?

    Even PlayOnline/FFXI had that, on PS2.

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    1. Re:Profanity filters? by Aranth+Brainfire · · Score: 1

      Uh, for voice chat?

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    2. Re:Profanity filters? by wampus · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll add that to the list of jobs I do NOT want.

      1) Guy that scrapes up dead animals on the side of the road
      2) Chicken sexer
      3) Bull semen collector
      4) X-Box Live voice chat moderator

    3. Re:Profanity filters? by karnal · · Score: 1

      So are you saying that Mike of Dirty Jobs should be a X-Box Live voice chat moderator for a day???

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    4. Re:Profanity filters? by wampus · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine that episode making it to air. See this video for an illustration of why. (NSFW)

    5. Re:Profanity filters? by Oscar_Zulu · · Score: 1

      You insensitive clod... I'm a bull semen collector who sexes chickens in his spare time while scraping up dead animals.

    6. Re:Profanity filters? by Shawn+is+an+Asshole · · Score: 1

      Chicken sexer

      You don't want to help encourage illiterate cops learn to read?

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    7. Re:Profanity filters? by amrust · · Score: 1

      I didn't read the referral link.

      The Slashdot blurb never mentioned voice chat.

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    8. Re:Profanity filters? by maggern · · Score: 1

      ha ha, that's great. funny guy! :-)

  10. /. hits the nail on the head by truthsearch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    but parents don't care/understand/listen

    And that's the problem. I don't care if every other f*cking word is a curse. Parents can't complain when they don't know what their kids are doing. I know parents that monitor what their kids play, watch on TV, and listen to on the radio. It's not impossible. Parents who claim they can't prevent their kids from seeing these curse words are simply irresponsible.

    These studies aren't needed because it doesn't matter. If the fear is kids seeing/hearing it then parents are letting these kids get exposed to it, either knowingly or ignorantly.

    1. Re:/. hits the nail on the head by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Then you've got the parents who swear around and at their kids. I was shopping at $MEGAMART once and heard some kid who looked about six talking to his parents. He was evidently acting up a bit, and the father asked him if he knew what was going to happen if he didn't straighten up. The kid responded that he was going to get his ass smacked, or something to that effect.

      This is a fairly backwards part of the US, but this kind of thing must go on throughout the country.

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    2. Re:/. hits the nail on the head by Carnildo · · Score: 1
      I don't care if every other f*cking word is a curse.


      Then why the hell are you censoring yourself?
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    3. Re:/. hits the nail on the head by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      So the post doesn't get blocked by filters.

    4. Re:/. hits the nail on the head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what are these fucking filters of which you speak?

    5. Re:/. hits the nail on the head by geekoid · · Score: 1

      yes, bacause a parent also raises the 1000 other kids their child goes to school with...

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    6. Re:/. hits the nail on the head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck sort of cunt-drivvel is this?

    7. Re:/. hits the nail on the head by carpe_noctem · · Score: 1

      I don't care if every other f*cking word is a curse.

      Thank you very much for putting in that asterik instead of actually typing out a letter 'u'. I was almost offended!

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    8. Re:/. hits the nail on the head by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Funny


      Parents who claim they can't prevent their kids from seeing these curse words are simply irresponsible.


      I feel the same way about parents who let their kids be exposed to Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh. Kinds being exposed to this kind of trash is simply bad parenting.

      Try to put things into perspective. Kids hearing swearing is really the least of our problems. You sound like you're out of the 1950s.

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    9. Re:/. hits the nail on the head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the fear is kids seeing/hearing it then parents are letting these kids get exposed to it, either knowingly or ignorantly.

      Give me a fucking break. If a kid is getting exposed to something their parents don't know about, that's not them letting their kid do it. It just happens. Kids are going to get exposed to all kinds of stuff. The parent's responsibility is to educate their kids. You teach your kids not to swear, because like it or not, they will be exposed to it.

    10. Re:/. hits the nail on the head by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      > Parents who claim they can't prevent their kids from seeing these curse words are simply irresponsible.

      Parents who even try to prevent their kids from seeing these curse words are equally irresponsible, IMO. Basically, no matter what you do, the kids are going to hear those words. They're part of popular culture and are so pervasive that it's downright naive to believe that you can shield your kids from being exposed to that kind of language. Sure, you can take steps to limit their exposure, you can restrict their movies, TV, and even Internet use, but there's nothing you can do to prevent them from getting it from their friends. The tighter you clamp down, the more they're going to rebel.

      It's like exposure to drugs/alcohol, really. I'm a firm believer that no matter what I do with my kids, when I eventually have them, there's fuck all I can do to prevent their friends from exposing them to this kind of culture. Even trying to shield them from it is going to have a detrimental effect, because when their friends do finally expose them (and it's a question of when, not if), they won't have been taught to use them responsibly.

      Now, the consequences of irresponsible use of recreational drugs/alcohol are a great deal more serious than the consequences from abusing coarse language, but the logic is basically the same: teach kids that there's a time and a place, and a way to use them properly, and there won't be a problem down the road when their friends expose them to it. They'll already know how to use it properly, and it'll be a lot harder for their friends to teach them the wrong way.

      And there is a time and a place for swearing. The more colourful anglo-saxon words in English are very good for driving home the strength of your emotional situation. But as my grandfather told me, when I was 7, if you keep using those words, eventually they lose meaning. Use them sparingly, so that when you do finally drop an f-bomb, it actually has an impact.

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  11. New disclaimer on XBOX games by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 5, Funny

    WARNING:

    By logging onto the XBOX Live service, you understand and agree that you may from time to time hear Steve Ballmer threatening to "fucking kill" you.

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    1. Re:New disclaimer on XBOX games by karnal · · Score: 1

      *Addendum to WARNING:

      with a chair.

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    2. Re:New disclaimer on XBOX games by witte · · Score: 1

      Do not taunt Happy Fun Ballmer.

  12. problem is... by ndruw1 · · Score: 0

    i wish it were the drunken 24-year-olds but its mostly the more annoying 14-year-olds with their new words, which, most times, get used incorrectly

    "that fucking fucktard fucked my fucking fuckrifle"

    etc etc

    1. Re:problem is... by green+menace · · Score: 1
      "that fucking fucktard fucked my fucking fuckrifle"

      Although I have never seen a fuckrifle, I think each use of fuck in that sentence is appropriate. My favorite swear is "Jesus fucking fuck", ever since I heard it on a Retarded Animal Babies episode.

  13. Swearing?!? Won't someone think of the children! by BigZaphod · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I recently slapped together a pointless waste of time and noted with an unfortunate lack of surprise just how many of the postings were profane or sexual or otherwise trollish. I think the average age of web posters must be about 14 or so and the average mind must be in the gutter. This does not speak well for our future... of course sometimes it can sure as hell be damn entertaining! Ah, nevermind. Screw the future!

  14. My CS Glory Days by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I used to have a spray of the goatse man with the caption "I fucked you." Whenever I'd get a really good, or lucky kill I'd spray it.

    I had a couple of server admins complain that they had kids playing there. My response was "It's OK for children to pretend to blow people's brains out, guard hostages, and plant C4 charges but it's wrong for them to see buttocks?"

    LK

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    1. Re:My CS Glory Days by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      By buttocks, you mean a wide open distended anus, I assume.

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    2. Re:My CS Glory Days by carpe_noctem · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I think that I'm not alone in saying that "buttocks" and "goatse man" are at least an order of magnitude of obscenity apart.

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    3. Re:My CS Glory Days by steve's+nose+is+blee · · Score: 1

      We get this response a lot on the CS servers I help admin, our rules are simple, no porn sprays, don't be a dick, and occasional mild cussing is allowed. The hell with the kids, I don't like listening to Ipwn00bs38 tell me in detail how he's going to f*** my mother before buring a cross strapped to a gay man's toungue...

      Seriously if you're not mature enough to keep it to yourself, you shouldn't be playing violent video games.

      //my $0.02

    4. Re:My CS Glory Days by miyako · · Score: 4

      I'm 22 and have played most of the most violent video games available...and I don't think it's appropriate for ME to see the goatse guy any more often than strictly nessesary.

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    5. Re:My CS Glory Days by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's appropriate for ME to see the goatse guy any more often than strictly nessesary

      Doctor: I'm sorry sir, it looks like you haven't been getting all of your vitamins.
      You: What? I eat healthy, exercise, take vitamin pills, what am I not getting?
      Doc: It seems you are vitamin-g deficient.
      You: Vitamin-g? What's that? How come I've never heard of it before?
      Doc: It's a recently discovered vitamin, but it appears to be critically important.
      You: You're not making this up are you? I've never heard of "Harfvurd University" either. Is that degree real?
      Doc: Of course it is. Trust me. Now close your eyes until I tell you to open them...

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    6. Re:My CS Glory Days by Redwin · · Score: 1

      and I don't think it's appropriate for ME to see the goatse guy any more often than strictly nessesary.

      You mean you have occasions when you find it nessesary to view the goatse guy?

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  15. Swearing? Online?? by mcsestretch · · Score: 2, Funny

    With apologies to Monty Python...

    I bet they won't play this game on the X-Box.
    I bet you they won't play this new (bleep) game.
    It's not that it's (bleep) or (bleep) controversial,
    Just that the (bleep)ing kids cuss all the time.
    You can't say (bleep) on the X-Box,
    Or (bleep) or (bleep) or (bleep).
    You can't even say I'd like to (bleep) you some day
    Unless you're a doctor with a very large (bleep).
    So, I bet you they won't play this game on the X-Box.
    I bet you they daren't (bleep)ing well program it.
    I bet you their (bleep)ing old mothers and fathers
    Will think it's a load of horse (bleep).

  16. Once again... by Noraean · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This proves there should be an 18+ rule for the internet, to root out most of the problems. And besides, people judge you on the internet based solely on how you speak. If you want to be percieved as a total moron, it's not hard to do. In fact, most people don't even realize it. But nothing pisses me off more than servers that ban profanity of any kind. It's total garbage, swearing is acceptable to a point, but to restrict it entirely is disgraceful.

    1. Re:Once again... by GeoffP · · Score: 1

      I'm going to go ahead and assume your "18+ rule" is referring to IQ, not age. There are plenty of smart teens, and more than enough extremely stupid adults who can be just as bad as your average 14-year old.

    2. Re:Once again... by koreaman · · Score: 0

      Hey man,

      I'm 16 years old, and although I try to be more modest than this, I'm much smarter than nearly all of the adults I know, and more mature than a lot of them. I know you're going to think to yourself, "uhh, this is just some 16-year-old kid who thinks his parents are dumb." Not true. I'm aware that there are as many smart adults as smart teens, and that there are a huge load of very immature teens. I simply don't like either being blamed for immaturity or being discarded as irrelevant collateral damage.

      So in conclusion,
      I'd like to politely suggest that you fuckslap your mom's cock back into her own cunt, you uncle-fucking rapist of midgets and priests.

  17. Let us swear by 4D6963 · · Score: 1
    I never played a X-box, but i'm often playing games, and i'm telling you, swearing is no big deal.

    Actually, You are often getting annoyed in some rooms, sometimes even kicked automatically.

    Pick a name containing bad words, mine is Adolf Schwarznigger, and see how long it takes before you get kicked.

    Staying in a multiplayer game is like a rodeo for me, I never know when I'm gonna get kicked or get planted until I change my screenname (but then I get kicked over calling the admin of the room a punk ass right-thinking muthafucka, or such)

    Swearing isn't the concern, freedom of swearing is, at least to me.

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    1. Re:Let us swear by karnal · · Score: 1

      I recently got kickbanned from my very first UT2k4 server.

      Because of a name.

      Changed from my normal name to {rto}Fudge_Pakr. See, I was on the [FDG] server, and their clan seems to revolve around cute uses of the "fudge" clanname.

      Someone told me to cut it out - but I didn't think they were talking to me. Wham. Kickbanned.

      Worst thing is, is their server is pretty happenin' now... and for UT2k4 being as old as it is, there isn't a whole lot of action anymore.... Ah well.

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    2. Re:Let us swear by 4D6963 · · Score: 1
      Ooooh. So you got your own UT2K4 key?? And you don't wanna use it anymore??

      [jedi mind trick] you do not want to play UT 2004 ever again. you trully wish to give 4D6963 your UT 2004 key[/jedi mind trick]

      Heh after all, if my signature makes people mod my comments up, I don't see why this shouldn't work ;-)

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    3. Re:Let us swear by karnal · · Score: 1

      I actually have a spare key, if I really wanted to play on that server. Bought the wife a copy back when she was into the game, but she doesn't play anymore....

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  18. Halo should be rated for 'M' for moronic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can ANY game be rated as 'mature' when it features players committing murder, torture, violence, speak foul languages, or other forms of antisocial acts in the name of entertainment, performed by underage spoiled brats? In fact, the only people who enjoy committing these acts are people with underdeveloped brains[1]! It clearly shows the ESRB ratings are only served to fatten game publishers' bottom lines rather than helping gamers to make the proper purchasing decisions.

    [1] http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20040508/bob9. asp

  19. Those stats are fucked up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You were on a Puritan team or something. There's way more god damn cussing than that. If you can't deal with the language, then go buy a sewing machine and learn to make dresses, you pussy!

    But seriously, though. When the Muslims take over America, they'll clean all this shit up. They'll kill all the queers in San Francisco, and just wipe out the drug gangs on the Mexican side of the border.

    The Muslims will take care of all this shit you hear in-game. You won't have to worry about hearing none of this stuff when you play.

  20. I know why by MBCook · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It is the same reason people act like scum on message boards: anoninimity. No one knows who they are so they don't have to behave. You see that on /. too. Penny Arcade summed it up excelent once.

    Comic

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    1. Re:I know why by Speare · · Score: 1

      "Anoninimity"? That sounds like a combination of anoninanity and anonenmity.

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    2. Re:I know why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is the same reason people act like scum on message boards: anoninimity.

      Oh fuck you, ya crybaby. Boo hoo, people are scum...


      ;)

    3. Re:I know why by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      That sounds like a combination of anoninanity and anonenmity.

      Well duh. Have you actually READ any of the web forums connected to games? (/. counts).

  21. French?! by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Funny

    Merde!

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    1. Re:French?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      French (from France) curses/swears are pretty lame compared to French-Canadian ones: Vas don chier calisse! Ah, pis mange un char de marde avec ca!

  22. Warning: Slashdot comments contain profanity by syukton · · Score: 2, Insightful

    WTF (that's "What the fuck") is with the warning that the link contains profanity? There's enough profanity on Slashdot that I would think it doesn't need to be stated that you might see some naughty words. I think we're all plenty prepared, seriously, thanks.

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    1. Re:Warning: Slashdot comments contain profanity by lostboy2 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. After all, profanity is the one language all programmers know best, dammit!

    2. Re:Warning: Slashdot comments contain profanity by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      WTF (that's "What the fuck") is with the warning that the link contains profanity? There's enough profanity on Slashdot that I would think it doesn't need to be stated that you might see some naughty words. I think we're all plenty prepared, seriously, thanks.

      I want to say one word to you. Just one word.

      Are you listening?

      Humor.

  23. Another Reason to Turn Off Voice Chat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One reason why I turn off voice chat immediately in all games that have it built in and refuse to use team speak, I don't want to listen to people who cannot shut up and play.

  24. The Class of the Typical XBox User? by warmgun · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...or maybe it's the drunken 24 year old who hates black people, gays and anyone who isn't in his frat.

    Why is a 24 year old in a frat? Are these 7 or 8 year college students the target demographic for the XBox?

    1. Re:The Class of the Typical XBox User? by rewinn · · Score: 1

      >>...or maybe it's the drunken 24 year old who hates black people, gays and anyone who isn't in his frat.

      > Why is a 24 year old in a frat? Are these 7 or 8 year college students the target demographic for the XBox?

      Delta House now features Xbox instead of keggers.

    2. Re:The Class of the Typical XBox User? by exley · · Score: 1

      The same could be said for 14-year-olds on the playground. Being towards the end of middle school or beginning of high school at that age, I don't recall the playground being an integral part of my daily routine anymore.

    3. Re:The Class of the Typical XBox User? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not everyone starts college at 18. Some of us choose to serve our country first

    4. Re:The Class of the Typical XBox User? by grappler · · Score: 1

      ...not to mention a 14 year old "learning a new word". I think I learned all those "new words" by the time I was 8 or 9, and kids today probably learn them by 6 or 7.

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  25. just one word to describe this by Tebriel · · Score: 1

    Shitcock

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    1. Re:just one word to describe this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory? http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19

  26. That's why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    games like World of Warcraft have a filter option. If you don't want me to swear, too bad. That's why there is an option for you not to hear it at all.

    1. Re:That's why... by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      And what does that have to do with Xbox Live's VOICE chat?

  27. Blame Schwartz! (Christmas Story reference) by Jess+(geek-chick) · · Score: 1

    Ralphie: Ohhhhh fudge!

    Ralphie as Adult: Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

    (later)

    Mother: Alright. Now, are you ready to tell me where you heard that word?

    Ralphie as Adult: Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind.

    Ralphie: Schwartz!

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  28. Impolite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My parents told me it was impolite and rude to swear, but never told me not to do it. I tend not to swear because I would rather not be thought of as impolite or rude.

    However, if I was told not to do it, I'd probably swear out of spite. The façade some parents have of control often lures them into thinking they can tell children what to do, rather than explaining why they should or should not do something.

    1. Re:Impolite by koreaman · · Score: 0

      Dude, I totally liked your comment until you ruined it by trying to sound cosmopolitan. Use of accents in words that originated in foreign languages but have long been part of our accentless English is incredibly pretentious. Not only that, but it was something unexpected, and so it quite significantly jarred me out of "reading mode", making your comment more difficult and laborious to read.

      In the future, you little , please refrain.

  29. All I can say is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...what the fuck is this country coming to? Too many bitches whining about shit in the world. Great, the world is full of profane motherfuckers and other types of assholes who swear a lot, but jesus h. my fucking christ, you don't hear me complaining about it.

    Bunch of fucking whining pussies if you ask me.

    1. Re:All I can say is... by Kickboy12 · · Score: 1

      Amen.

  30. Profanity filter code. by LightningBolt! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I worked on a networked EA title a couple years back, we were required to put in a chat profanity filter. We were given some code and a file with the obscenity list that had been developed for a previous title. The obscenity file was pretty funny, containing some words we'd never heard before, and some ordinary words that we couldn't imagine used as obscenities. Combined with the code that tried to detect variations, it was weird, because it would allow some really standard obscenities you'd expect to filter out, and blocked stuff like "assume" and "sucker". Also amusing, the file ended up in plaintext on the disc. So if you dumped the disc contents, it looked like some disgruntled programmer had put all sorts of swears into the game.

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    1. Re:Profanity filter code. by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Heh, one of the amusing side effects of CoH going global was all of the foreign swear words getting added to the filters (even for servers that are obstensibly US only). It was amusing that my SuperGroup hand its name filtered. We were "The @#%& of Justice", which was just too awesome because people would mentally replace that with all sorts of words. Unfortunatly, it messed up the game and Cryptic had to revert their filters to the far less amusing Big 7 plus some random stuff list they had before. Fu is still filtered though, much to the annoyance of all Kung-@$%# users.

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    2. Re:Profanity filter code. by analog_line · · Score: 1

      Lemme guess, would this unnamed networked title be Battle for Middle Earth? I've noticed that the profanity filter for that was very like the crappy one in Command & Conquer Generals.

    3. Re:Profanity filter code. by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      My favorite was a swear filter for a Counter-Strike mod, which wouldn't let you say things like "I had good competition earlier from Japan" because "tit", "lier" and "jap" were filtered.

  31. Ob. Futurama Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your social security cheque is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!!!

  32. Slashdot.. by TheSeer2 · · Score: 1

    [not flamebait, just pointing out an observation] You wouldn't think nerds were aggressive... until you read some of the comments on slashdot...

    1. Re:Slashdot.. by Stakesauce · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nerds are pussies, just like 12 year olds that play xbox. They *get away* with it because there are no consequences for their actions.

      I'm not offended easily but the fact that every Halo2 game you jumped into had a 12 year old pussy calling you a nigger every 10 seconds was more than irritating. They wouldn't last 10 seconds in real life with that mouth. /irony intended

  33. Why does it matter????? by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    What is a problem about a kid hearing / using swear words? I see you americans making a big deal out of it; but, seriously, why is it supposed to matter? So a kid swears ... SO FUCKING WHAT! It's not like it's going to make him sick or something.

    Oh and btw nowhere in the world but in the US do people care so much about swearing ... and swear as much as you do!

    1. Re:Why does it matter????? by Hoknor · · Score: 1

      Puritan Repression-Compulsion Cycle.

    2. Re:Why does it matter????? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      when someone swears, it usually means they aren't thinking. It makes them sound uneducated and ignorant, and develops bad habits that can hurt your chances in a lot of careers.

      Personally, it's not the words, its that fact that they aren't handling the situation in a correct manner and loosing their temper.
      Some people think certian swear words are 'bad', I don't believe any word is 'bad'. Inappropriate, unthinking, and impolite, but not 'bad'.

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    3. Re:Why does it matter????? by Babbster · · Score: 1

      Probably because for many of us, swearing is acceptable up to a point and then becomes offensive and therefore annoying. I swear at times (as evidenced in some of my previous posts here and elsewhere) both online and off. What I don't do is constantly swear, especially around people I don't know. Hell, I still censor myself around my parents as a sign of respect (though they can both sound like drill sergeants/sailors when they feel like it).

      Maybe it is an American thing...Since I haven't traveled to, and lived in, other countries I couldn't say. Regardless, it seems so easy to just not inflict the cussing on random strangers who might not appreciate it. Being polite isn't a vice...

    4. Re:Why does it matter????? by deimtee · · Score: 1

      Wankel Rotary Engine !!!

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  34. One reason I let my XBox Live account die. by RatBastard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is one of several resons I let my XBox Live! account expire. I don't mind swearing, I do it alot. It's the constant screaming; racial, sexist and homophobic slurs; the constant accusations of cheating if you're kicking their pasty little asses; the incessant trash-talking and the general meanness and abusive conduct.

    I don't play games in order to listen to a bunch of obnoxious children who think the Internet gives them the right to behave like complete asshats with imounity. I play to have fun.

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    1. Re:One reason I let my XBox Live account die. by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      me too. I just don't see the point in paying good money for trash talk.

      it's a waste from my viewpoint - and I used to swear like a stove when I was in the Army, until I made a higher rank than Corporal.

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    2. Re:One reason I let my XBox Live account die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ur gay u faggot.

    3. Re:One reason I let my XBox Live account die. by jbarket · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can completely understand your point. When it's appropriate, I curse like a sailor. I have zero problem with it--words are just words and all of that--but over the past few years there's been an outrageous increase in the number of times I run into people screaming racial slurs online. I am a firm believer in the thought that nothing is sacred, and everything is up for a potential laugh, but the manner in which these words are used is insane. It's like every fourteen year old in the US has replaced the word noob with another n word.

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    4. Re:One reason I let my XBox Live account die. by orac2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I agree -- the swearing's fine, it's all the racism, misogyny and homophobia that's really starting to get old. I've attended press conferences with video game execs[1] and when I ask them about the dichotomoy between wanting to be treated like a legitimate, mainstream activity on the one hand and the hostile and exclusionary nature of an average morning on X-Box they, at best, shrug their shoulders with a "what can you do?" attitude or, at worst, fail to even understand the basis of the question. How about enforcing your damn ToS??? For younger players Xbox live requires a credit card to use, so there's supposed to be some adult around -- why capture a few seconds of the audio stream and send them a damn letter with a link explaining why their son has been banned? A few hundred "Notes home to the Parents" would have a definite chilling effect -- at the very least, it would finally say, "You know what guys, this isn't okay" instead of the wink, wink bullshit from the game companies that happens now, to point where some kids don't even understand why anyone would object when they spout some of this garbage.

      And just in case any of those kids are reading, let me spell it out: it's not okay to use "gay" as a synonym for "crap", "fag" as a synonym for "asshole", "rape" as a synonym for "achieve victory over" or "nigger" as a synonym for, well, anything.

      [1] These are often the same execs who mouth platitudes about wanting the industry to be less male oriented, and more welcoming to women, while surrounded by giant advertising placards featuring anatomically impossible women with heavy weaponry.

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    5. Re:One reason I let my XBox Live account die. by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      I agree -- the swearing's fine, it's all the racism, misogyny and homophobia that's really starting to get old.


      That's why you create an anti-bigot coalition across a large number of guilds. When certain players develop a pattern of overtly violent bigotry across multiple servers, they are banned from the larger chunk.

      For younger players Xbox live requires a credit card to use, so there's supposed to be some adult around -- why capture a few seconds of the audio stream and send them a damn letter with a link explaining why their son has been banned?


      The X-box live thin is already half-way there - encourage other people to leave "child-abuser" or "childish-abuser" feedback for those who constantly cuss, swear or utter bigoted remarks over the microphone. It is fully accurrate, and the 14-year old will have a severly damaged reputation that forces him to be without online friends (until he improves.)

      Also, note that a cusser is more than likely to have emotional problems - if you can find a way to disrupt him and make him angry, he's more than likely to be kicked/banned. Either that or you have him get distracted from the game (which can last for more than just one server.) There's more than enough information on how to do this and have some fun.
    6. Re:One reason I let my XBox Live account die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I agree. And a note to Blizzard, this is the main reason a "Gay Guild" exists in World of Warcraft. It's not because those homosexuals are trying to seduce or convert our youth, it's because playing with a bunch of hormone-addled teenage boys who use "gay", "fag" and "cocksucker" every other word gets real old, real fast.

      I wonder why more games don't give you the option simply to turn off chat entirely. I play online FPS games because I want a challenge (human players will always be much more unpredicatble than bots), not because I want to make friends or see page after page of taunts and insults. (Luckily some Quake 3 derivatives let you see "team chat only" at least, which tends to be much easier to take.)

    7. Re:One reason I let my XBox Live account die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not okay to use "gay" as a synonym for "crap", "fag" as a synonym for "asshole", "rape" as a synonym for "achieve victory over" or "nigger" as a synonym for, well, anything.

      "gay", "fag", and "nigger" are all words used to unfairly describe a person. However, "rape" is different. Rape is an act, like murder, domestic abuse, enslavement, or torture. Declaring you raped someone may be insensitive to a person who has actually been raped, but so is saying "I slaughtered you" to a person whose children actually WERE slaughtered. It's not a statement about the person, it's a statement about their skills being inferior to yours. Are these sayings rude and even vulgar? Yes. And that's the point. These games exist to let you kill/abuse/own/punish the competition. If you're extra-sensitive to such verbs, you're probably not cut out for it.

    8. Re:One reason I let my XBox Live account die. by booyabazooka · · Score: 1

      You're missing out on the transitive nature of language if you think that calling someone a "fag" is bigotry. Such words, for better or worse, have passed into common vocabulary - and they no longer retain their original literal meanings. "Idiot" is medical term referring to someone with a low IQ, but that is scarcely what it means today; when someone uses that as an insult, do you criticize them for insulting the mentally handicapped?

      If you shoot someone with a rocket launcher, and the competitor you just pwned calls you a gay nigger - why in the world would you think that he has the literal meanings in mind? You have done nothing to remotely indicate your sexuality or ethnicity; clearly, this is just a demonstration of how words lose their old meanings and turn into generic insults.

    9. Re:One reason I let my XBox Live account die. by orac2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Bollox. The word "fag" has by no means lost its association with homosexual, even just based on the context in which it's used in voice chat, let alone the fact that if you ask people, they all know that 'fag' can be used a word for gay, unlike 'idiot,' where most people genuinely don't know it's origin in the scientific racism of the 19th and 20th centuries. It's apologists like you that drive me especially nuts -- you may like to think you're not being grossly offensive, that you're a good guy, but ask an actual gay person what they think of the term 'fag' and its use in chat, I'll think you'll find you are being a best offensive, at worst conducting verbal assualt. If you're sincere in not wanting to spread bigotry, you'll stop. The turning of certain words from specific insults into generic ones make the situation worse, not better -- you're declaring that an entire class of people are inferior -- that any gay is crap, or trivilizing some of the worst violence around -- rape is equated with winng a game? And why is it okay to consider 'gay' as an insult in the first place? Believe it or not, unless you're gay, black or been raped, you really have no right to declare "these insults are okay, they're meaningless." Almost the only people who think those words are meaningless, are white, straight males who haven't been the victim of sexual assault, and if you can't see an perpepuation of abuse and injuctice in that privilege, you're living a very insular life indeed.

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    10. Re:One reason I let my XBox Live account die. by orac2 · · Score: 1

      The games allow you kill opponents, so I'm okay with any synoyms for that. The games don't allow you rape people -- that's something people have brought in from the outside, and is disturbing in that it is often using in an explicity sexual context: "I'm going to rape you up the ass, fag" being a not unreasonable sample. Nor is rape used as a synonym for simply fragging -- it's a meta term, that translates to "I have achieved a comphrensive victory over you". If you can't see that 'rape' is a disturbing choice of synonym for that, I worry for you. Also note that real murder, let alone mass murder, is rare in developed countries where online video games tend to be played. Real rape is not.

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    11. Re:One reason I let my XBox Live account die. by maggern · · Score: 1

      Where's my mod points when I need em?

    12. Re:One reason I let my XBox Live account die. by Ethan+Allison · · Score: 1

      When I was in 6th grade (in 2001/02) around 10 people in my grade played Starcraft a lot. They weren't asshats in real life, and they weren't online. So what can we assume about the people that are asshats online?

    13. Re:One reason I let my XBox Live account die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is one of several resons I let my XBox Live! account expire. I don't mind swearing, I do it alot. It's the constant screaming; racial, sexist and homophobic slurs; the constant accusations of cheating if you're kicking their pasty little asses; the incessant trash-talking and the general meanness and abusive conduct.

      That's why the gods (a.k.a. admins) invented ban lists.

      Of course, that only works on well admin'd private (public access, but owned by a private org / individual) servers. Most of the servers I frequent (FPS games on the PC) are well admin'd and excessive swearing or being rude to others is a good way to get the ban stick up yer backside.

  35. Not related to Xbox live, but... by vertinox · · Score: 1

    YOU STOLE MY F***ING CLOUD SONG! I'M GOING TO FIND YOU AND KILL YOU F***ING A***HOLES! AARRRRGH!!

    Yep ;) Anyhooos.... If you know what I'm talking about then you do. Or not, but look up Cloud Song on google. Quite a laugh. (Had to type this to get past filter).

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  36. Well, so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people don't like "profane" language. Some don't like words which malign their religious beliefs, or cartoons which depict ideas they disapprove of. Some people dislike words which imply sexuality of any sort; which is rooted in cultural or religous values.

    I don't like religion; blind faith deeply offends me, and the teachings of many faiths fundamentally disturb me. I don't like their values; but I'm told we're suppose to have freedom of speech and of religion in the West. So long as they respect my rights, I'll respect theirs -- but it has to be an equal process.

    If I can't call upon a curse from my god to condemn you to the firey depths of damnation, then my religious freedoms have also been abridged. If I can't suggest explicit sexual notions for fear of offense, then my freedom to speak of those notions has also been abridged.

    So, if religious zealots are free to knock on my door, and preach their gospels at me in the city streets, I should be equally free to tell them, in no uncertain terms, to fuck off.

  37. Note to slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Topics like these don't do anything but promote swearing.

    1. Re:Note to slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To quote the United States' quail-huntin' cyborg-hearted Vice President, Dick Cheney, go fuck yourself.

  38. XBox live... by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    preface: I speak mainly of Halo-2 ...one of the things I've hated most about the environment is the things that "little boys" do that really get under my skin. Playing "cheap" is one thing that comes to mind -- sniping too much, maintaining control over the biggest-badest weapon or whatever. I don't mind getting my ass kicked, but at least let the game be fun! Then there's the kids who would otherwise suffer the wrath of the back of my hand for saying crap they shouldn't. Call me old school, but I think respect has a role in all of society.

    Incidentally, the "solution" to the "cheap boys" I have found is to speak to them first, and then don't let them win. Invariably, these cheap players play that way because they lack good general skills and strategy. I recall one time I was being "cheaped" and after a few kills, I put my foot down, played the same game he was and whooped his butt to the point that he simply disconnected from the game since he wasn't going to win and wasn't going to get another kill from me.

    The general solution to this should be self-evident: no admission into adult areas without parental permission or otherwise proving you are an adult in some way... otherwise keep kids at the kiddie table. A tough notion to apply to the net though.

    1. Re:XBox live... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a n00b lol, who plays fps with a noobstick anyway. Go buy yourself a Dell and Quake 4.

      NN OO OO OO BBBBB! /chicken/cow

  39. In the immortal words of Cartman by kberg108 · · Score: 0

    Fuck Fuck fuckitty fuck... I don't see what the big fuckin deal is bitch!!!

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  40. old boy frat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if i was 24 and still in a frat i would hate everyone to :)

  41. Warning: by NMZNMZNMZ · · Score: 1

    Above post contains profanity.

  42. Fuddy duddies by RomulusNR · · Score: 4, Insightful

    by a 14 year old that learned a new word on the playground that day [my bold]

    I'm always amazed by people who simply seem to never have been young at all, ever.

    Or else, there is some condition or secret government experiment that causes people's brains to be wiped of all experiences had before age 22.

    Earth to shut-in researchers: Most kids know all such words well before age 12.

    Maybe some parents don't manage to hear them until 14, but that's because they are uninvolved with their children's lives, or else drastically shelter them.

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    1. Re:Fuddy duddies by Sigmund+Dali · · Score: 1

      Come to mention it... There aren't very many 24 year olds in fraternities either.

      Well.. perhaps in some of the heavier partying ones. =D

    2. Re:Fuddy duddies by strikethree · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that has always mystified me. Everyone seems to have forgotten exactly what happened during their childhood. I recall quite clearly being a child and all of these cries of, "think of the children", have me scratching my head as to why anyone would need to think of the children in that situation. Maybe I was just tougher or smarter or more independent than the average child though. *shrug*

      We were talking about sex, smoking, cursing, etc by 8. We always just hid it from the adults.

      strike

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  43. Won't somebody... by eosp · · Score: 1

    ...PLEASE think of the children???

  44. This is why I won't play WoW by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    but prefer Diablo II for FRP games.

    They swear too much online, but the Diablo II crowd tends to swear less.

    It's also why I'm not interested in online play, so much as neighborhood play.

    If it's a neighbor and they trash-talk, I can hunt them down and knock on their door and give them what for.

    if it's someone thousands of miles away, I usually can't be bothered.

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  45. Your mom by ErolinDesigns · · Score: 1

    Sexual: Sexual phrases which were not homosexual. Fuck was not included in this unless it was directed at a person i.e. your mom. Hilarious.

  46. Profanity Ahead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Try these on for size. Useful for military basic training and online gaming:

    • "I'm gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you."
    • "I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck."
    • "Toe to heel in line their. If the man in front of isn't smiling, you aren't close enough."
    • "Suck my balls."
    • "I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."
  47. Acts of Gord, Book of Annoyances, Ch. 23 by Ranger · · Score: 2, Funny
    I think a passage from Acts of Gord, Book of Annoyances, Chapter 23 would be appropriate:

    Oddity

    Ten year old child brings Grant Theft Auto to the counter and asks to rent it. Gord speaks to the father.

    "Sir, might I suggest a different game? This title isn't really a title for children due to inappropriate material."

    "Why is that?"

    "Substantial violence and swearing."

    "Holy fuck! You're shitting me! I can't expose my son to god damned swear words at his age. That sort of shit will fuck him up. That's bullshit they make games with swearing. What son of a bitch would make a game like that?"

    <dramatic pause>

    <Gord types into the computer>

    Note: Nathan can rent mature games - so says his father.

    "Here's your game. See you in a couple days."

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  48. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  49. Elephant in the room everyone can ignore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    100% of the words considered profane in this survey are sexually related, and morever mere words. The visceral gameplay in which you cap folks left and right in the most graphically and visceral way current technology allows is somehow banal? Who was it that said,"..you can show a man getting hit in nuts on tv and nobody cares much, not even censors. But show sombody getting their bollocks caressed and your suddenly a thought criminal..."? Odd polarities in the modern world huh? Heh polarities...

  50. Where was this conducted? by Gunslinger47 · · Score: 1

    I tried looking, but I couldn't figure out where the researcher lived. While the Internet connects us all, generally people only play with those closest to them - for reasons of ping.

    The reason I ask is because of the 7% racial slurs. I play on four servers. One up here in Alberta, one in Seattle, one in Texas and on my clan server in the UK. Racial slurs are nearly unheard of up here, while you hear the occasional one in Seattle, and you can hardly go a game session in Texas without someone saying "nigger".

    My clan is based out of Europe because we first got together playing Worms, where ping didn't matter. The first time one of my clanmates called me a "wanker" over voice chat, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.

  51. swearing by ericartman · · Score: 1

    Not as bad as you think. I play FFXI and WOW and swearing is not that big a deal. In order to play the games you need to belong to guilds, I have never belonged to a guild that allows profanity at least in my experience in the last two years. Matter of fact two players were kicked out of out guild for just that last night. Please note also both FFXI and WoW have profanity filters to block this but more importantly they both have user created blacklists, you can't play if no one will talk to you or even hear you as you run around proving your age with obscene rants. Both games self police and are doing a darn good job.

  52. Re:Swearing? Online?? by daverabbitz · · Score: 0

    I remember playing Flying circus on Amiga, it was only 4 weeks ago.

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  53. Well he probably deserved it by Aim+Here · · Score: 1

    I'm not surprised at the amount of swearing this guy came across.

    If some anal retentive dickwad was sitting at his PC typing up all the ingame chat swearwords into a bloody Excel spreadsheet when it was his turn to be guarding the flag from those fucking Redteam fuckbags, I'd swear at him too!

  54. C'mon, get a grip, Dr. Spock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Parents can't complain when they don't know what their kids are doing. I know parents that monitor what their kids play, watch on TV, and listen to on the radio. It's not impossible. Parents who claim they can't prevent their kids from seeing these curse words are simply irresponsible.
    A claim frequently made by the childless.

    Look, I used to have lots of dumb ideas about parenting too - I probably still have a couple - but I try not to post them on slashdot.

    Think about what you are saying: essentially, when you become a parent you become an infallible, unsleeping, globally omniscient being. Is that realistic? Did you never manage to fool your parents? Then you are hardly representative of the rest of the human race!

    No American working parent can monitor any child (much less multiple children) 24 hours a day, because children are autonomous beings with their own self-generated objectives. If your friends think they know what their kids are doing at every moment, guess what? They are wrong.

    Anyway, the way to deal with this kind of issue is not to seal your children in a skinner box and prevent them from having any experience of the grubby old world. Instead, make sure they understand what your values are, and actively demonstrate why those values are superior to those of some foul-mouthed knucklehead online that you don't want your child to emulate. How is centering your life around monitoring your child's every movement going to do that? Instead, take your kids to the damn zoo, where they can see the difference between (happy, well-spoken people with clean clothes and healthy diets) and (foul-mouthed, dirty street people being preyed upon by law enforcement) and make some intelligent "there but for fortune go I" comments.

    A responsible parent (to use your own category) doesn't need orwellian monitoring to teach children. And teaching children how to live in the world is the only task a responsible parent should be focusing on - a parent's main job is to train the children to function optimally after the parent is gone!
  55. manditory penny arcade link by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

    Old argument. So old Penny-Arcade addressed it nearly 2 years go:

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19

    Still cracks me up though.

  56. Ha HA, MULTIPLE entendre! by shigelojoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    I made a guy come over the poker table at me once. Best poker game of my life.

    You must have had a good hand, eh?

    1. Re:Ha HA, MULTIPLE entendre! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no MORE!

    2. Re:Ha HA, MULTIPLE entendre! by Ezel · · Score: 1

      And a very long arm I guess.

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    3. Re:Ha HA, MULTIPLE entendre! by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1

      BOOM headshot!

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  57. Mom! Get me some F-ing Chocolate Milk! by scarolan · · Score: 1

    Google Video of some kid arguing with his mom, while on Xbox live with a headset

  58. Heh by Zelath · · Score: 1

    Yeah, there are a lot of people who sware on online games such as Halo 2. If anyone ever annoys me by swearing too much, or being an idiot/annoying (whether talking to me or not) and I don't want to hear it, I just simply mute their voice. That way I can get on with the game without having to listen to it.

  59. A degree for swearing needed? by Debiant · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't want to live world were people would pretend that adults don't swear.

    But on the other hand, not sure would I'd like to live in world were now teen agers and to-be adults think swearing should be done anytime and anywhere. Games, school, publicly, anywhere.

    I think swearing should be saved when there is need for it, not each and every fucking reason one any motherfucker wants to use it(you see?).

    It otherwise loses it's appeal. Becoming just plain ugly and silly.

    Good swearing needs patience, skill and imagination. There are lot of amateurs in swearing, unfortunately.

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  60. Despite His Claim This Defends Parental Censorship by logicnazi · · Score: 1

    While it is certainly an interesting statistic I'm troubled by the author's statement which says something to the effect of "if anything this information should be used by parents to make an educated deciscion whether or not their child should play." He might claim neutrality all he wants but implicitly this suggests that it is reasonable that a parent try to keep their child away from swear words. A position I happen to disagree with.

    I mean imagine if someone said, "I gathered data on the frequency of black people at school X. But I'm not suggesting black people should be kept out. If anything parents should use this information to determine if they want their kids to be in this enviornment or be home schooled." This would clearly be a way of saying, "I think it is reasonable to try and keep your kids away from black people." Similarly this comment here says it is reasonable to keep your kids away from swears.

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  61. The real problem... by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

    Is not that 14 year olds are swearing alot, it's that they're SO BAD AT IT.

    I remember a Halo 2 match on Live! where every sentence out of some kids mouth involved 'your mom'. Absolutely no creativity! He didn't even try to add variety to his smacktalk. 20 minutes of that will drive anyone insane.

    If you're going to be vulgar and rude, you better be entertaining in the process or I'll report your ass.

  62. This is why I stopped playing. by KermodeBear · · Score: 1

    This is exactly why I stopped playing online games. I'm sick of joining a server and immediately getting pummeled with profanity and, in games that allow it (Half-Life), obscene sprays.

    At least in my gaming experience, there always had been a bit of profanity around but for the most part the server admins kept it under control. Then CounterStrike became popular and the problem exploded. Noone seemed to care anymore, and it was a rare find to join a server with rules regarding profanity that were actually ENFORCED.

    These days, I've become a hermit. I don't need to be called a faggot or a nigger every time I kill someone or capture the flag or whatever. That kind of treatment really ruins the fun and tends to make the games more aggravating than anything else. Whatever happened to good sportsmanship?

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  63. Oh the horror by f97tosc · · Score: 1

    The little ones go online for some good, innocent shooting, maiming and killing each and they encounter... foul language. Surely this will be the end of Western civilization.

    Tor

  64. An Abo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you're an Abo eh?

  65. No fault of my own by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

    I would be one eloquent motherfucker if those teamblocking cunts would stand clear sometime before 6 flashbangs land DIRECTLY INSIDE my retina. Jihad is a team effort, durka durka Mohammed.

  66. Bah, by mofomojo · · Score: 1

    Doesn't anyone else think that free speech includes the right to offend others? I bloody fucking do, as soon as we can't offend others then I'll be pissed off, mainly because offending others is what I do best.

  67. Bah.. who cares about swearing. by Miguelito · · Score: 1

    Best experiences I've had on Live thus far...

    All while playing different online poker games:
    Person who didn't know headset wasn't muted (or that it even could) who reacted to the cards. You knew what he had every hand.

    Idiot that also didn't mute the headset and carried on conversations with his wife, on his cellphone, etc.

    The best one was the time I joined a game and it would pause on the same player everytime it was his turn, until it timed out and his hand folded automatically. After a couple of times, I noticed that the little icon noting that he was talking was flashing now and then, and that I'd left my headset volume down, so I turned it up. There was this odd noise that came through in unison with his flashing icon. Realized after a couple seconds that it was him... snoring! He'd fallen asleep while playing and was snoring into his unmuted headset.

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  68. Can't imagine by pottymouth · · Score: 1



    I can't imagine where the kids get it from. I mean, it's not like they're exposed to it anywhere..........

    Like for instance:

    You bastards!! You killed Kenny! G** damnit Cartman! You fatass! You f****** Jew Kyle, give me your Jew gold!

  69. Swearing in subgroups has always interested me by smchris · · Score: 1


    My undergraduate degree was sort of an A-B-B-A psychology experiment with "A" being dorm years at an evangelical Lutheran college and "B" being dorm years at a state college. About every paragraph of dorm speech at the evangelical Lutheran school contained some variation on "cocksucker" or "cocksucking". Swearing on the dorm floor at the state college was amazingly infrequent in contrast.

    I guess I'll never know which among several speculations would most likely account for the difference. But the evangelical school entered your room on Friday and Saturday nights unannounced, made you sign in and out overnight, didn't allow dancing during lent or drinking anytime, anywhere, closed the college for daily chapel and obviously didn't allow the genders to mix in the dorm rooms. At the state school, you could do pretty much anything that your dorm floor was cool with and it was experimenting with co-ed suites at a time that would correspond to the parents of most /.ers.

    Form your own conclusions.

  70. Love it!! by pottymouth · · Score: 1



    I love it! I just tried to post with everything capitalized and the post was refused because "All caps is like yelling". However if I were to have used every foul disgusting word (as many here have) known to mankind, now that would be fine!

    Slashdot, you guys crack me up! If you had morals you'd be dangerous!!

  71. 'Your mom' insults by MavEtJu · · Score: 1

    Sexual: Sexual phrases which were not homosexual. Fuck was not included in this unless it was directed at a person i.e. your mom.

    I'm always both scared and rolling on the floor laughing when two americans try to insult each other and they have reached the "your mom" phase of the fight. Laughing because the 'insults' are so bad, scared because of how upset the other side gets about it.

    Cultural behaviour, always good for a laugh. Now when does Jerry Springer start again? :-P

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    1. Re:'Your mom' insults by gsmalleus · · Score: 1

      It's not really a "your mom" joke. They are referring to if someone says "fuck your mom". Which I don't find funny at all. "Your mom jokes on the other hand are hi-larious. For instance "Your mom is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car."

  72. S**pes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  73. You Can't Call... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't call a fraternity a frat... If you can't call a country a cunt.

  74. The standing theory. by eonlabs · · Score: 2, Informative

    The standing theory on this topic is referred to as John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. For those interested, you may see it here.
    Please note, this was discovered by one of the authors of the penny arcade comic circa March, 2004.

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  75. Profanity by Lord51N15T3R · · Score: 0

    Profanity is merely a crutch for inarticulate motherfuckers.

  76. Re:Despite His Claim This Defends Parental Censors by miro+f · · Score: 1

    that is completely different. There's an issue if you want to keep your kid away from black people but there's no issue if you want to keep your kid away from racists. Honestly, your argument is ridiculous. Parents have a right to look after their kids. If they don't want them to play games in an environment where profanity is usual then fine. Hopefully then we will end up with less people who can't say a sentence without the word "fuck".

    if you don't want your kids growing up with black people then you have some racial issues. Just because the same argument can be made about black people doesn't mean that the guy is being unreasonable about parents wanting to keep their kids away from cussing

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  77. Re:I'm surprised nobody has posted this video yet by miro+f · · Score: 1

    Actually, I counted two links to that video, and I wasn't even looking properly

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  78. Its not really "swearing" but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The most twisted moment I ever had in online chat on XBox live was hearing a guy strike his girlfriend for bitching at him while he played. I don't even remember what game it was (probably Halo 2) but the dude was talking to the team about something in the game then we heard some woman yelling in the background then he said "shut up, bitch!" and SMACK!

    So the moral of the story is, always use the mute button when you beat your girl while voice chatting. The rest of your team will thank you for it.

  79. Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (no pun intended)

  80. upbringing by gary+chund · · Score: 1

    If you're a kid from scotland (or australia, or ireland/northern irelan) then swearing is not only part of xbox live, it's part of everyday vocabulary. Seriously, it's not even "swearing" 90% of the time in certain contexts. If swearing is considered a problem then we should get our own section of the internet -- although god only knows what it would look like (www.somethingawful.com, perhaps?)

  81. heh by British · · Score: 1

    I remember on a Counterstrike server the word "jew" was banned from in-game chat. One player raised the question why the word for his heritage was banned.

    I thought for a second(before I noticed the word "online") that this was going to be about swearing FROM the game. But those games are given an M rating anyway. I never have seen a game say the N word so many times than in GTA:SA.

    Of course True Crime:NYC copies this to a bit when you first load the game. A rap song plays,and early in the lyric the N word is dropped, almost in a mandatory fashion.

    If you want a subtle bit of social commentary, look again at GTA. Some of the friendly characters are talking, and the prospect of "Jeff"(the wannabe rapper) going to college comes up, and everyone laughs about it, like it was some sort of joke.

  82. It don't fly - delicate senstivity in a BLOODBATH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I just don't get all these objections to swearing in games, at all. IMHO, you are suppose to swear, and swear like a sailor, that's part of having a rip roaring good time.

    I run into this on Battlefield 2 servers, where they all post prohibitions against swearing, which makes absolutely no sense. At all, period. People are killing other people, snipers are picking you off, your teammates are acting like retards, there's chaos and slaughter and its the nature of the game to swear. All is fair in love and war. In real warfare, you swear and you swear loud and dirty. You swear at your enemies, you swear at your son of a bitch commanders, you swear at your team, you swear at your comrades. Its part of the comaraderie. Its part of the fabric of war and competion.

    Back in the day when we'd fire up a lanparty, and dive into the continual bloodbath that was Quake 2 and 3, or maybe a good viscious game of GTA2 (arguably the best multiplayer lan game to date), swearing was the communication in the game. When someone ran you down like a dog with a fast car, it was obligational to say with absolute score "fucker!" at your assailant, who thereby got a bit of smugness as a reward, and spurred you on to nail his ass back, and for him to be even more on the lookout for the insane stunt you were going to pull to even the score.

    These pansy rules against swearing... well, quite frankly, are for pussies. Yeah, I can understand it maybe in a civil game of GO or Backgammon on Yahoo Games... but not in a violent death and kill oriented competitive game where testosterone and ego surge and flow like diesel through war vehicles.

  83. more often then not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More often then not it seems that these stories are written by 14-year-olds who just learned English for the first time.

  84. Next Generation by Physician · · Score: 0

    Did Next Generation buy out the rights from that magazine that died several years ago or is it the same company back from the dead or what?

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  85. Just seven words for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

  86. In short: by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

    Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.

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  87. A thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriters... by brian0918 · · Score: 1

    ...could probably come up with a few new swear words.

  88. Pffffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once again, the Slashdot crowd misses the mark. You automatically assume that, if there were to be an issue with swearing online, it would be with parents. I'm a Gamestop clerk and I have a lot of customers who don't like XBox Live because they don't like listening to little bastards talk shit like they were Beavis and Butthead playing video games. No one likes to hear a shrilly prepubesant 14 year old talk like a sailor. A lot of my customers tell me that they only use their headsets when playing with friends. A lot of them just play SOCOM.

    The childish profanity on XBox Live practically ruins the service. I would be all for some type of censorship on the PS3/Revolution networks because I'm not some freaky weirdo who doesn't understand the difference between government censorship and ToS. Let the Japanese slather us with their conservatism - if that's what it takes for people to act mature and respectful at least.

  89. Kids actually swear?!? by atomic_toaster · · Score: 1

    Does it really surprise anyone that kids actually swear? You can't blame this one on video games. I learned all my swear words when my parents argued when I was a child...

    Kids learn how to swear through imitation, and they don't need video games in order to have a source to imitate. A lot of the time, children don't actually understand the meaning of the words they say -- that comes later. But the fact remains that children curse, many of them fluently and sometimes in more than one language, and children have cursed long before video games were invented.

    In my house, video games were not allowed until I was about 13 or so. (Also, because of when I grew up, the games available when I was 13 consisted of things like Mario Bros. and Duck Hunt -- no real sources for curse words, there!) However, when I was about 7 years old and my little brother was about 4, my brother asked me what the words spraypainted on the park's jungle gym said. "Fuck!" I told him. He proceeded to repeat the word over and over again like a mantra for a couple of days... And the first word that he ever learned how to read was a curse.

    Honestly, the only way to keep kids from swearing is not to swear around them at all. That's never going to happen.

  90. Swearing? Who cares! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are underage kids playing Halo 2, online or not? If parents think their kids are old enough (or mature enough) to play a game about shooting everything that moves... then they ought to feel that the little tykes are mature enough to hear some swearing. But... no. Violence is fine, but sex is taboo.

  91. Re:It don't fly - delicate senstivity in a BLOODBA by Archon-X · · Score: 1

    I don't think it's so much the profanity, but more the fact that its squeeeeked out in the scratchy trebles of a 13 year-old's soprano.

  92. obligatory bash quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    * Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
    * Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)
      that is sick
      we should ban him next time he comes in
      yeah, who the hell goes for walks

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  93. Failure of Parental care by seabreezemm · · Score: 0

    Swearing shows lack of the ability to speak intelligently and simply disrespect for those around you. It shows that at the beginning of your life your parents failed to instill in you the basics of respect for yourself most of all. No matter how much you argue for the use of swears the general public is still more apt to give credit to those that can express themselves without the use of foul language than those that use vulgarity in common speech.

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  94. Game Experience may change... by Emetophobe · · Score: 1
    If you look at the rating for the game you can see that it is intended for ages 17+

    Pretty much every online game has the line "Game experience may change during online play", usually at the bottom left corner of game's main menu screen. Game makers have to do this to protect themselves from getting into trouble because some kid uses inapropriate language, racial, sexual or other discriminatory remark.

  95. Curses and social pressure by Wanderer1 · · Score: 1

    Swearing, like many "vices" will likely diminish in frequency and severity once society stops glorifying it as a taboo.

    It won't go away, but it will likely become less prevalent.

    W

  96. I have a job you do NOT want by freeweed · · Score: 1

    Back when I was young and naive (ie: barely legal age) I visited my brother who had just moved to Montreal. We both came from Winnipeg originally, which to you Americans is roughly equivalent to Kansas in lewdness. Montreal is like Vegas, with fewer laws.

    So one night we're wandering around the downtown rather inebriated at 2am, checking out the scenery, that sort of thing - the usual thing to do in a city that never sleeps. We see a few racy places, look like more than just the average strip club, etc. One place has "peep shows!!!" in neon. Here I am thinking of peep shows from the 1920s, where a dancer was behind a curtain or something. Remember, alcohol + brain == slow thinking. We go in, and the sign points into the basement. In the basement are rows and rows of these small booths (probably a hundred in total). Being in the mental state I was in, I figure what the hell, you only live once. So I go in one, and it's got a small bench in it. I sit down and close the door, and there's a TV screen on the door with a coinbox next to it. Thankfully my arcade training still worked, so I immediately popped in a quarter.

    Well.

    Suddenly some of the raunchiest porn I've seen (then or since) shows up on the screen. Now, normally I'd catch on, but in my mental state it took a good 30 seconds to realize just what this was. When I did, I jumped up and almost ran out of the booth. My brother had gone into a neighbouring one and figured it out at the same time, and we nearly collided in the hallway. Nervous laugh, and we start to leave the place.

    On the way out, we notice a guy sitting on a stool at the bottom of the stairs. He's just sitting there, watching the booths. In his hands is a huge, filthy-looking rag.

    THAT, my friend, is a job you do not want.

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  97. I don't think swearing is that big of a deal... by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

    it's just words. The context is more important. If someone says, "man, your wife makes fucking awesome [x food]" then I'd take it as a compliment. But if someone says "Fuck you to hell you nigger-fucking jewbag" I'd be offended by the verbal lobotomy I'd just received. I'd expect any game (gone to a little league game recently and sat next to the parents?) to have its share of high emotions and tolerances for behaviour, but the leap from "Suck it Reds! Eat this, bitch!" to the complete lack of non-hate/swearwords is a big one.

    Really, the hate words are the biggy. Red vs. Blue is about the most cussing I'd ever do, but hate words and racial slurs are too much. Unless there is comedy involved with people that I know are cool with it. For example, I hang out with a ethnically mixed bunch of guys and we occasionally make fun of stereotypes in an overblown way, and everyone is equally bashed, and no one gets worked up about it.

    The worst is when communication ceases and it vecomes just logorrhea which is a plague upon the web.

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  98. Re:In short: and sweet by saskboy · · Score: 1

    The best "censorship" of a movie on TBS I ever heard was Samuel Jackson telling Bruce Willis that he was a "racist white mellonfarmer".

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  99. Smack by Webb21 · · Score: 0

    Man, my favorite part about chatting in games is talking smack.

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  100. The pink slice?!? by savorymedia · · Score: 1

    Is it just me...or did anyone else notice that the article writer made it a point to make the "Homosexual" slice of the pie chart PINK? *heh*

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  101. This thread by P0lyh34) · · Score: 1

    Is fucking stupid

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  102. The Point i THINK the Author was Making and MY POI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    POINT!...The point Josh was making in his too clinical of a 'study', which in time we see is a needed thing, is first the parenting of kids under 17, their complete obnoxiousness and the less trouble there would be on Xbox LIve and the internet as a whole.
    I've been on XBL since day one, and there are all kinds of arseholes on there. Most people aer cool, but generally, I'd say in my 3000+ hours on live(i know, pathetic) most 'children' on there are rude, obnoxious, spoiled little brats who have no respect for their elders, let alone their parents who buy them 17+ and mature games and then let themm play on live with no boundarys. The fact that these kids are obnoxious is about half the story, the other part is, why should I have to watch myself around kids whn they LEGALLY shouldnt be playing these games?! I shouldn't. I dont want to play with them, i dont want to have to watch my language around my friends, and I dont need them interferring in fun, crazy, or jsut regular 'adult' conversations.
    Now, lets turn this to the internet. There is a huge movement to rid predators off of the internet and thats great, but lets ask ourselves, why have they come to be so prominent? answer, too many little kids in places they shouldnt be, like yahoo chat rooms and such, possibly looking for sex themselves, or kidding around and why?! how? NO PARENTING!!! So, because there are some very stupid people, some very bad parents, there are laws and such made because stupid people fuck it up for the rest of us. There needs to be a law against stupid people and let the rest of us go about our daily business without worrying about harming the 'sensibilities' of others who find things offensive or have no parenting skills and let their children roam wild on the net and live games. I belieeeve now that since parents have failed in doing what they should to raise their children, that there needs to be a under 17+ internet and keep them in their place and keep out predators away from them. Stupid People=Stupid Rules. thanx for bearing with me, not much of a poster, more of a lyricist so my grammer is lacking.
    peace

  103. do not use Xboxes by Coeurderoy · · Score: 1

    One should not be surprised by the dimwitness of XboxLive Users.
    Anybody using anything by Microsoft for entertainment is either immoral or dimwited or both.

    Entertainment is not compulsory, so it is volontarily that somebody decides to get "amused" by the most dangerous corporation around, and the most lickely to use any possible method to take all their: money, freedoms and privacy away.

  104. I think they should just deal with it. by j.a.mcguire · · Score: 1

    Swearing is part of everyday life at work or socialising. Why should it be any different online?

  105. Bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.md5query.com/
    No swearing in these games!

  106. Re:I'm surprised nobody has posted this video yet by Angelox · · Score: 1

    This was really funny!
    I know If I ever told any of my parents a fraction of what this kid told his mom, I would probably be dead by now ...

  107. Re:It don't fly - delicate senstivity in a BLOODBA by Angelox · · Score: 1

    I agree , probably in real life, If I were in a shoot out with the enemy, I cussing would be the last thing to pass my mind.

  108. Whoop-Tee-Doo! by Dunarie · · Score: 1

    I knew most of the curse words, and the meaning to the majority of them, at least by the time I was 10. My friends and I CONSTANTLY used them when there wasn't an adult around, or said them quietly enough if they where a few rooms away. You know what? My familly did get a computer with internet access untill I was 11, and I didn't play a game online till I was 12!

  109. Never heard such bad language before by steveoc · · Score: 1

    Last time I played Halo2 online, this is the sort of language I had to put up with :

    "Golly goodness, ive been HIT"

    "Take THAT, big-ears"

    "Achtung Kamaraden, die Englander schweinhund sind geradeaus"

    "That gosh darned cad is hiding behind the rock, tally ho boys, lets nab the blighter"

    "You cotton picking, lilly livered, mutton chomping, raw hiding, duck billed .. WARMINT What in tarnations name do ya think ya is doing thar ?"

    "Mee how chong fa - xiang xiang we liang XA !!!"

    "Yob tovjemat, ney krasnije zoicheck moi" ... mind you, I was coming down from a big night out, still buzzing on E's. i had never appreciated the delicate textures of the controller so much, and the colours and sounds appeared to be extra vivid. Running around sharing danger with my online comrades, I suddenly understood the warm bond that we all shared - friends and enemies alike, and how killing those that we loved and shared these experiences with was an expression of the evolving cycle of all the emotions that we ever feel. errr ... yeah.

  110. Profanity? I can't believe it is there by rfc1394 · · Score: 1

    Fuck me! I was goddam shocked by this study. These sons-a-bitches are cursing in on-line games? Bastards. We need to do something about these cocksuckers. We can't have these assholes ruining on-line experiences with cursing and profanity. This shit has got to stop.

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  111. Allow me to offer this intelligent rebuttal by rsilvergun · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fuck fuck shit. Shit damn crap fuck shit. Fuck shit, shit fuck crap damn. Damn fuck fuck shit fuck. So in conclusion, fuck shit damn fuck.

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  112. Dunno what the point of that article was, but.. by cluke · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is the coolest graph ever.

  113. Mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's bullshit.

  114. Eric Cartman summed it up. by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    "What's the big fucking deal bitch? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck."

    I mean what is anyone expected to do about it? Filter every instance of Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits, and you just have people typing in a spammier manner than before. You get Sh1t, P1ss, Fu(k, etc., and the only people who get filtered are those who are either unaware of the filters or don't realize they're swearing. You also get collateral damage, such as references to **** Cheney, or ****tail waitresses. It's fucking stupid.

    Mal-2

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  115. Bob Saget! by tehlinux · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else notice that TFA had no mention of how many times someone said Bob Saget? I would have liked to see where that weighed in.

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  116. Mods suck... by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

    They have your rated at "Informative" when the use of the fuck word makes you Funny and Insightful at the same time.

  117. that is the name of this sort of fish by tabby · · Score: 1

    I don't think there is any point but its still funny.

    'A priest is walking along a beach one day & meets a fisherman who is about to go out fishing. They get to talking & the fisherman invites him out on his boat. After a while the fisherman reels in this huge fish & says, 'wow! look at that great Fucker!'.

    The priest is somewhat taken back, 'please sir, you really shouldnt' use such language in the presence of a man of the cloth.'

    The fisherman says, 'oh I'm sorry father, this type of fish is called a Fucker. That is the name of this sort of fish.'

    To which the priest replies, 'oh well that is different then. And in that case, I agree that yes it is indeed a very fine Fucker.'

    They continue fishing & at the end of the day the fisherman gives the priest the Fucker to take with him.

    Upon returning back to the monastary, the priest encounters the Bishops & says to him, 'Look at this excellent Fucker that the fisherman gave me.'

    The Bishop chatises the priest for using such language and priest has to explain, "It's not like that Bishop, this type of fish is called a Fucker, that is the type of fish that it is."

    "Oh", says the Bishop. "In that case it is a fine Fucker. We should take this to one of the nuns in the kitchens to have her cook this Fucker."

    So they go down to kitchens & find the head nun and the Bishop tells her "The priest met a fisherman who gave him this fine Fucker & we would like you to cook the Fucker for us."

    Seeing the confusion & embarassment on the face of the nun the Bishop explains, "Oh I'm sorry, this type of fish is called a Fucker. That is the sort of fish that it is."

    Somewhat releived, the nun says "I would only be too happy to cook that Fucker then."

    So the nun cooks the Fucker, and that Fucker comes out really nice. It is indeed a well cooked Fucker. So the three of them agree that they should take it to the Pope, because the Pope likes fish.

    So they go to the Pope's Office & he asks them what they want. So the nun tells the story of how the priest went fishing with the fisherman & they could this great Fucker, and when the Bishop was shown the Fucker he though that one of the nuns should cook the Fucker and so they gave it to her & she did cook the Fucker and it came out so well that they thought that he, being the Pope, might like to try this well cooker Fucker.

    The Pope looks at each of them in turn very suspiciously... then laughs, pulls out a bottle of bourbon & a joint & says "yeah I thought you cunts were alright!"'

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  118. SOCOM filters are funny by DaFork · · Score: 1

    In SOCOM they filter words like "briefcase", "english", "kfc", "girls", and "eggplant".

    The best one is they filter the word "escort". The reason why that is funny is because that is one of the game modes where you escort VIP's to some destination. So when you type "You can't beat me at escort!" it displays "You can't beat me at ******!", which leaves what you said to the imagination.

  119. grammar skills versus cursing skills by algx · · Score: 1

    perhaps the author, and so many others out there should learn the difference between, and the proper use of the words "Then" and "Than". It should be pretty simple...IF/THEN or MORE THAN...

  120. Not surprised by Rob+Nance · · Score: 1

    Considering the game, Halo 2, this is about what I'd expect in the worst possible gaming environment (First Person Shooter). Those numbers per hour are not bad. Everytime someone dies their is a good chance of an F bomb in an FPS. FPS represents some of the most heated online gaming, so it's going to yield some of the most heated comments. About 1 racial comment per hour surprises me actually, that's not bad at all considering. I'd love to see these same breakdowns for at least two other game types, traditional sports games, racing, and then something like a basic Xbox Live Arcade game (should represent the most tame language). I'm dreaming now, but if we could have breakdown of language per zone (Underground, Pro, Recreation) would be very interesting also. Good idea for an article, would have loved more meat.