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  1. I produce methane on DUI Charges Dismissed Against Woman Whose Body Brews Alcohol (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    ...that's gotta get me out of something

  2. Re: Yeah yeah [Jar Jar fan] on George Lucas Criticizes the Force Awakens (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    No, that's just Koch Vader propaganda.

  3. Flowchart for who rides with Hillary on State Dept. Releases 5,500 Hillary Clinton Emails, 275 Retroactively Classified (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 1

    Finally something IT related instead of political bickering over whose fault the server is:

    https://foia.state.gov/searcha...

  4. Re:Not surprising on The E6-B Flight Computer Is 75 Years Old, Still In Use (informationweek.com) · · Score: 0

    it's not like arithmetic has changed over 75 years.

    Trump is planning on banning division. It allegedly allows holes in the wall when "those bad people" divide by zero.

  5. You do realize this is Slashdot.

  6. Re:One little problem ... on Nadine the Robot Receptionist (qz.com) · · Score: 2

    Well, maybe there's money to be made in Artificial Fibbing research.

    Kissing up to the boss is "recommended" in any field if you want to get ahead, not just receptionist. Truth is often not popular.

    "Dave, meet the Brownnose 5000, your new assistant."

  7. You, sir, shall have your Geek Card revoked immediately.

  8. Re: Yeah yeah [Jar Jar fan] on George Lucas Criticizes the Force Awakens (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Hey, you insensitive clod, I'm a Jar Jar fan!

    The Force is channeled through his clumsiness for good. I'm also a Scooby and Shaggy fan for similar reasons, although there is no explicit "Force" in that show to explain their luck. Lucas covered that better.

    You Binks haters just don't get it.

  9. Microsoft Inlook on Microsoft Makes a Selfie App For the iPhone (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft Selfish" - Finally an MS product accurately named

  10. So there should be no problem with "he's dead, Jim"

    "He's fatally wounded, John!"

  11. Those in charge only care about profits. They don't care about Trek lore, Trek culture, continuity, logic, or anything else except as it relates to profits.

    Apparently they see the JJA angle as more profitable.

  12. this movie can just not reference any [specific elements] that are in the StarTrek franchise...But will be instantly recognizable as being part of a similar universe...

    "Science Officer Sock gleamed down the to surface of vacation planet Rizoff to investigate a disturbance between Klunkons and Anfloorians. Sock will take DNA samples from site of disturbance to analyze back in the science lab of the Fudderation ship, Boobyprize. However, fluffy creatures knows as 'Bebbles' have taken over the science lab. Sock asked Captain Kreck for additional resources to remove the Bebbles, but only Lieutenant Ohnono was available..."

  13. Re:Split the costs on Russia Cancels All Moon Missions Till 2025 (sputniknews.com) · · Score: 1

    If they both want big rockets, then split on lander side of things, such as one making the actual lander and the other making the orbiter capsule. I'm sure something can be worked out. My initial suggestion was only a starting suggestion.

  14. it crashes faster, okay?

  15. It seems there's roughly 10 silly or trivial patents for every good one. Unless something drastic changes to fix that, the patent system is net drain on progress.

    Most innovations come about via working on a specific product, not R&D for R&D's sake. Thus, most new ideas would happen anyhow.

    As far as the idea that patents make ideas public, a private firm(s) can catalog ideas from existing products or submitters if there's really a market for such. They'd probably do it cheaper than the gov't also.

  16. Re:More sanctions on Russia Cancels All Moon Missions Till 2025 (sputniknews.com) · · Score: 0, Troll

    But swiping land didn't hurt Israel

  17. Re:Always nice to see commonality between old foes on Russia Cancels All Moon Missions Till 2025 (sputniknews.com) · · Score: 2

    Tis why Russia is pissed at Saudi Arabia.

    You gotta hand it to the Saudi's, they know how to play it for the longer run. High oil prices cause R&D into alternative energy and marginal oil fields. It takes a while to ramp those up.

    Whenever the alternatives and marginal fields are close to kicking in, pull the plug on prices and frustrate investors. Wait a few years and the alternatives fade, giving you a near monopoly. Burnt investors then won't play again in the future, knowing the rug will again be pulled out from under them.

    Rinse, repeat, profit.

  18. Re: Javascript? lol! on Fixing JavaScript's Broken Random Number Generator (hackaday.com) · · Score: 1

    Underscorejs seems to be reinventing SQL with dots: rows = dataSource.join(...).select(...).where(...).orderby(...);

  19. Split the costs on Russia Cancels All Moon Missions Till 2025 (sputniknews.com) · · Score: 1

    Why not split the effort with China? One make the launch vehicle(s) and the other the crew capsule and lander?

  20. Re:Prison, seriously. on NASA Uncertain How To Proceed In Developing Deep Space Module (examiner.com) · · Score: 1

    Don't drop the space-soap.

  21. Re:Already happened a few times. Famine to Netflix on The AI Anxiety (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    The danger is AI empowering the top 20% enough that the bottom 80% no longer have economic value.

    Note the top 20% may NOT be us. Offshore outsourcing is cheapening the worth of brain power. The laws of physics, math, and logic are the same in Timbuktu as the USA.

    The top 20% may be managers and coordinators, not "pure" geeks. We'll need people skills. Gulp!

  22. Re:Javascript? lol! [server-bound] on Fixing JavaScript's Broken Random Number Generator (hackaday.com) · · Score: 1

    The more of an application you do server-side, in a language of your choosing, the less you have to depend on browser JavaScript (and other browser issues). But, it takes experience to do that well. One cannot think in "desktop mode" anymore, and toss much of their desktop UI design experience. It's bummer, but it's what the Web Stack forces on us if we want to avoid JavaScript and client-versioning headaches.

  23. Re:First "Is this planet earth" legitimate questio on Astronaut Tim Peake Calls the Wrong Number From Space (independent.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Oops, should be "Hi". They may think you are high.

  24. Re:First "Is this planet earth" legitimate questio on Astronaut Tim Peake Calls the Wrong Number From Space (independent.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    2070: "High, I'm calling from Uranus..."

    *CLICK*
       

  25. Re:Engineers lose, douchebags win on Tech Segments Facing Turbulence In 2016 (dice.com) · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, PHB's and hypsters will invent some new fad or gimmick that will create new "standards" or product categories that F everything up and create security gaps, requiring engineers to fix.

    Chaos is your friend.