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  1. In other words, on NASA's Plan To Block Light From Distant Stars To Find 'Earth 2.0' · · Score: 1

    an artificial stellar eclipse

  2. Re:What element would it be? on Scientists Propose Collider That Could Turn Light Into Matter · · Score: 1

    So what kind of matter would be produced? Some element we are already familiar with, or something entirely new?

    Lightanium, of course.

  3. Re:look, it's the moron AC again on Grace Hopper, UNIVAC, and the First Programming Language · · Score: 1

    the inventions came from smart individuals, it's not their fault that our social model is so corrupt we only invest massive amounts of money when we think we can kill people.

    That's the way it's always been; war drives innovation, or at least the funding of it, for good or bad.

  4. You're doin' it wrong on Scientists Propose Collider That Could Turn Light Into Matter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dudes, you are solving the problem, in reverse: we want instant energy from dirt.

  5. Re:Nooooooooo!!! on AT&T Buying DirecTV for $48.5 Billion · · Score: 1

    AT&T has one of the worst costumer service records. Removing competition is about as likely to improve customer service as a poke in the eye with a hot stick.

  6. Re:Good God, look at that code on Grace Hopper, UNIVAC, and the First Programming Language · · Score: 1

    Now a-days we use OOP to get similar bloat:

    NORMAL

        print(a + b)

    BLOATED

        am = new math.ArithmeticManager()
        opA = new math.Operand((float) a)
        opB = new math.Operand((float) b)
        am.addOperand(opA)
        am.addOperand(opB)
        am.operator = new math.operators.Addition()
        am.executeMathOperation()
        system.io.output.print(am.mathOperationResult())

  7. Re:Shitty code on The Technical Difficulty In Porting a PS3 Game To the PS4 · · Score: 2

    I don't know about that. Sometimes there is an inherent trade-off between being machine-friendly and human-maintainer-friendly. Tuning for machine performance sometimes gets in the way of high-level abstractions that make porting to a different architecture easier.

    Reminds me a bit of the Story of Mel:

    http://www.cs.utah.edu/~elb/fo...

  8. Re:Same story still new a year later on Meet Canada's Goosebuster Drone · · Score: 1

    We've been goosed by the politicians.

  9. Re:Same story still new a year later on Meet Canada's Goosebuster Drone · · Score: 1

    Air-pellet guns may do the trick

  10. Re:Who you gunna call? on Meet Canada's Goosebuster Drone · · Score: 1

    Actually, it appears that product name is already taken:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    It's a stationary sound system that plays goose panic "phrases".

  11. Old fashioned solution on Meet Canada's Goosebuster Drone · · Score: 1

    Just come up with a delicious goose recipe, and their population will dwindle quickly

  12. Re:Does anyone know what the largest possible is? on Biggest Dinosaur Yet Discovered · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bones are not the only thing that is dense.

  13. Exwifeosaurus on Biggest Dinosaur Yet Discovered · · Score: 1

    ...now that sounds scary

  14. grow up? on Programmers: It's OK To Grow Up · · Score: 2

    make me!

  15. 1974 for comparison: on The Shrinking Giant Red Spot of Jupiter · · Score: 1

    Look how wide it was in 1974, when Pioneer 11 flew by:

    http://wisp.physics.wisc.edu/a...

  16. tourism down on The Shrinking Giant Red Spot of Jupiter · · Score: 1

    There goes Jup's tourism industry.

  17. Re:I'm curious why on NASA's Broken Planet-hunter Spacecraft Given Second Life · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it would be economical to create a semi-standard repair-kit satellite, for mass production, that could repair or supplement failing satellites using boost assist, stabilizer assist, power supplements, computational supplements/replacements, etc.

    It may require standardized ports and latches on the primary satellites, though, for hooking into and/or grappling.

    Call the mission "MacSkyver".

  18. "----": 3D? We ain't need no stinkin' 3D! on NASA's Broken Planet-hunter Spacecraft Given Second Life · · Score: 1

    Due to failure of the 2nd gyroscope, it can only find long, flat planets with names like "Pizza Centauri C", Pizza the Hut's home.

       

  19. Re:Broken planet hunter on NASA's Broken Planet-hunter Spacecraft Given Second Life · · Score: 1

    "Wait, that's no moon!..."

  20. Re:5 year mission on NASA's Broken Planet-hunter Spacecraft Given Second Life · · Score: 1

    Kirk only read an early draft of the mission: "five year mission to explore strange new bodies". He happily complied.

  21. Re:Seems somewhat predictable ... on How Predictable Is Evolution? · · Score: 2

    One good way of sensing the environment around you is a complex "camera eye" - but there are many ways of implementing this in multiple organisms

    I wonder if an insect-like compound eye is competitive at a larger scale. It seems to me it may be more damage-resistant in that it fails incrementally (spots), where-as a single-chamber design like ours can be taken out of commission if just one part fails.

    Well, we do have 2 eyes such that we have 1 spare, but we lose stereo sensing if one goes out. In compound eyes, you only lose stereo in the individual damaged spots.

    But I wonder if compound eyes can be good at "center focus". Tetrapod eyes can be very keen in the center of focus due to density of cells and the large lens. That may be tricky to duplicate using bunches of direction-specific cells with little independent lenses. Light waves diffract too much with small lenses if I'm not mistaking because of their size relative to the wavelength of light. It's a general rule of thumb of nature that your "antenna" should be roughly at least the size of the wavelength of the radiation (light) you are sampling.

  22. Keep trying on How Predictable Is Evolution? · · Score: 1

    It's mutant ninja turtles all the way down

  23. Mutt-hater! on New PostgreSQL Guns For NoSQL Market · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mixing/Mashing makes no sense

    No HalfSQL movement?

  24. Re:Going in the wrong direction on New PostgreSQL Guns For NoSQL Market · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most people don't need NoSQL. Last I checked, most people aren't Facebook or Google

    Some people get overly optimistic about their start-ups or new projects. It's like planning on where to park all the beemers before you even get your first sale.

  25. Recorded sounds on Orca Identified As 103 Years Old · · Score: 5, Funny

    "And get off my kelp!"