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  1. Hu focking kairs! on 'Daylight Savings' Is Grammatically Incorrect (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    Grammer Knotsees kan eet et!

  2. Re:Formula for success on 2017: The Year That Horror Saved Hollywood (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    Atlas Shrugged, and so did the critics.

  3. Re:Death squads on 2017: The Year That Horror Saved Hollywood (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    Nah, I personally taste like chicken.

  4. Re:Make Your Own! [Re:Formula for success] on 2017: The Year That Horror Saved Hollywood (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    Don't forget "Glockwork Orange"

  5. Prevention on Algorithm Can Identify Suicidal People Using Brain Scans (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    I discovered a way to detect someone's intent to scan my brain.

  6. Re:Formula for success on 2017: The Year That Horror Saved Hollywood (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    another dumb animal (homo sapien) that went extinct won't be missed by the other actual intelligent species.

    But we may be a favorite delicacy; the galactic escargot. Don't want to lose that.

  7. They've invented political affiliation detection, education level detection, eGaydar, and now suicide detection. What's next, fingerprints that indicate one jacks off twice a day...I mean once a day?

  8. Re:Formula for success on 2017: The Year That Horror Saved Hollywood (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    Denmark seems pretty real to me

    Denmark is a totally fake country, believe me! Loser MSM made it up, like they always do. Real countries don't start with "D". Their lame cookies also get a "D". So sad.

  9. Our election system is screwed up royally: every county can do it differently and sloppily. One should be able to vote on the spot without having to pre-register, and be up to the government or complaining party to prove one is an invalid voter. Vote first, verify latter. If it slows down election results, so be it.

    I agree that walk-in first-time voting should require enough info to verify later, such as name, address, SSN, and either an ID or thumb-print.

  10. Eye Candy Sells [Re:There is some good in this.] on A Surge of Sites and Apps Are Exhausting Your CPU To Mine Cryptocurrency (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    If people still knew how to write HTML, almost no web site would need to use any "JavaScript" or other "active content", with all the security issues this implies.

    I doubt enough browsers support the fancy animations that PHB's love so much: wiggly throbbing bouncy controls. They want the UI to behave like the breasts they get slapped for trying to touch.

    Eye-candy sells and the silly humans fall for it. Proverbial books continue to get judged by their covers. Good luck fixing human nature.

  11. Not on Google Maps on SpaceX Lands the 13th Falcon 9 Rocket of the Year In Flames (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    It landed in Flames? I'm not familiar with country of Flames.

  12. Re:Formula for success on 2017: The Year That Horror Saved Hollywood (qz.com) · · Score: 2

    we don't actually need a bad guy, just two opposing people with differing value judgement

    I will agree such makes a much more compelling and perhaps realistic story. However, the movie maker risks offending those who disagree with the dominant or winning view. Simplistic good versus simplistic evil avoids such alienation. An alien invasion is a good example: conquerors arrive from space to enslave or kill humanity, and we fight back to defend ourselves. Nobody disagrees with defending humanity's existence. (Cockroaches might, but they don't buy movie tickets.)

    I suppose compromise, cooperation, and nuance can be added to stories of differing value judgments, but those tend not to do well at the box office for some reason. Perhaps the right story teller hasn't been given a chance to make movies yet...

  13. Make Your Own! [Re:Formula for success] on 2017: The Year That Horror Saved Hollywood (qz.com) · · Score: 0, Troll

    Honestly, until Hollywood stops trying to shove their alt left agenda down our throat, they will continue to do poorly.

    I've been hearing this complaint from the right for a long time. The right has very good access to deep pockets such that they can form their own studios and make their own damned movies. You are not held hostage.

    a conservative narrative, with a struggle between good and evil... [hero should have] evil to overcome [besides] corporate suits

    So you define progressive values as "evil"? I don't know what your New Testament says, but mine talks far far more about not being a greedy selfish prick than it does about gays or "evil" unions.

    Sorry, but I see power-grabbing selfish plutocrats and big co's who (now legally) bribe politicians as the biggest current evil. You may personally like plutocrats & monopolies running YOUR ass, but I do not. They are even damaging the planet by trashing climate change science. If that's not evil, then I guess I have no clue what "evil" is.

    And don't even get me started about the Nazi-esque Orange Joker in the Whitehouse.

  14. Re:Take a picture of President Trump on Researchers Devise 2FA System That Relies On Taking Photos of Ordinary Objects (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    Hair today, gone tomorrow.

  15. Siri: "Sorry, that object is too small to use for identification purposes."

  16. AA Meeting Lesson: Recognizing that there is a problem is the first step in solving it. [paraphrased]

  17. with a cloth?

  18. Until Republicans are screaming "helbb helbb!" with water up to their noses, they won't believe and won't do squat about it.

  19. Re:Funny how they still have to speculate on New Science Suggests the Ocean Could Rise More -- and Faster -- Than We Thought (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty damn sure that the world ended in 2015 just like they predicted.

    Close, the Orange Dude was elected in 2016.

  20. Re:Timing? on CERN Scientists Conclude that the Universe Should Not Exist (ign.com) · · Score: 1

    Maybe they got the rate of annihilation wrong. Maybe the mutual destruction process is ongoing.

    Must ... resist ... Trump ... joke

  21. Re:We Already Knew That the Universe Shouldn't Exi on CERN Scientists Conclude that the Universe Should Not Exist (ign.com) · · Score: 1

    Everything our current models tell us about reality, from the Big Bang to the Heat Death of the observable universe could very well be nothing more than a finite and insignificant perturbation in the infinity of existence.

    Our universe is merely a zit.

  22. Go soylently into the night on Ask Slashdot: Where Do Old Programmers Go? · · Score: 1

    They turn us into green crackers that have remaining flavor hints of pizza, coffee, and Pepto Bizmol.

  23. Re:New Probe Into FBI's Handling of Clinton's Emai on Congress Opens Probe Into FBI's Handling of Clinton Email Investigation (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    They are spending too much time and resources on probes against one and another.

    Seems we need an independent group to prioritize investigations based on level of suspicion and probable damage rather than politics. Otherwise, the party in power will just pour microscopes into the opposing party.

  24. the [GOP] chairmen want to know why the bureau publicly said it was investigating Clinton while keeping silent that it was looking into President Donald Trump's campaign associates and their connections to Russia.

    Making such public would hurt T's election chances. Why would they want that? Looks more like they are inventing excuses to dig. After all, the email scandal came about while investigating Benghazi in general. Thus, digging in A may result in dirt on B.

    Further, Putie's meddling was current, while the email issue was from the past. Typically you don't want to let the suspect know you are investigating a crime in progress (unless something imminent and significant is about to happen).