re:rats - they can fart - it's just very high pitched.
Actually, I'm not certain about that - but they can laugh - and that was proven with an occiloscope and some bored lab students tickling their feet with paintbrushes. The laughter was ultrasonic.
Yes, my mac-plus (platinum gray) turned yellow except for the base which was flat against a foam block in the case it was in. Now it looks like a first-gen mac-plus. Mouse turned too. I have an old imagewriter printer though - it's still white.
Glad you're not a lawyer. You'd get people into the electric chair by the hour. "But your honor - it's all about Darwinism! Fuck the law, the person was stoopid!".
Yeah - that'd go great.
Speaking of Darwinism, isn't it time for you to leave the gene-pool now? Do the world a favor and stop your bloodline.
"Just because somebody died doesn't mean a crime was committed! If that were the case, doctors would go to jail anytime they tried their best, and honest accidents would never happen."
Doesn't sound like "ought to be" - sounds more like a debate on whether a crime was commited! Gosh - where could I possibly have gotten that idea? But don't let that deprive you of making snarky self-serving comments.
Right already they're legally letting HD-DVD owners transfer content to laptops and other devices.
Wait - I'm sorry - that's Sony actually and Blue-Ray. HD-DVD is restrictive as fuck. Wow - I can't believe I almost fell for your trolling. Holy fucking shit!
You'll have to illegally crack your "nonrestrictive" HD-DVD.
Good luck with the RIAA, MPAA, and those pesky lawsuits.
Found in the local newspaper of the dead contestant:
"Two years ago a 21-year-old fraternity pledge at California State University, Chico, died after a night of hazing during which he drank excessive amounts of water. Four members of the fraternity later pleaded guilty to charges including involuntary manslaughter."
Oh - they are going to fry! Hey - make a contest of it. Winner gets to pull the lever!
BZZZZZT!
Yuk yuk - morning jocks die! Die die die! I want to see your eyeballs explode and finger your entrails!
Sorry but you can't go "oopsie - we didn't know throwing contestants into water from a bridge was lethal *giggle*". Handcuffs and lethal injection time!
Ja - and it was the only autoplant not set wholly on fire during a famous period in your past (some damage yes - but not inoperabale). It was 50/50 both nuttty religions, right up to management. Could have been a great example if the UK - in another great "let's fuck the Irish moment" - didn't call in the loans early on a venture (which admittedly was undercapitalized) that was pushing cash-flow to the limit.
I mean geez even with the low-budgets, the assembly line used then is STILL state of the art (a reconfigurable floating pod-based line among other features).
OMG look out for the TIT! (crashing sound effects) Brace yourself - here comes ANOTHER ONE! (everyone leans to the right - and several non-seatbelt wearing ensigns tumble into and out of frame wearing gold hot pants)
Spock: Sorry - my bad - I should have mentioned they travel in pairs. Sorry.
Bones: I'll be in the bathroom if anyone needs me.
I'm so glad your picture of reality is so firm. It'll come in handy when it comes crashing down around you. And I'm not talking about the iPhone either.
I've got to remember to save all these posts. They'll be as amusing as all the iPod is a flop posts in a few years - and those were priceless! Great content!
Youd' recall wrong. The British govt said bullshit that for years to save-face after running DMC into the ground when they panicked themselves out of the market, but in spite of nearly TWO FUCKING DECADES of lawsuits, he was cleared.
Still love those Brits - they never say surrender eh-wot?
Mr. Walt Disney purchased large tracts of land in Florida through front companies to avoid tipping Disney's plans for Disney World too early and shutting out the whole program by putting the price of purchase too high.
But hey - he was less than above board and decieved Florida landowners. Fuck him in the ear and burn his corpse.
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To capture a 4 megapixel image with these cameras, I'd only need to buy 4 million of them. BRILLIANT! Talk about a sales coup!
re:"Instead of a drama generator, you are probably a drama shock absorber."
Great line. Can I steal it?
Probably why I've never seen a Cod sneeze before.
re:rats - they can fart - it's just very high pitched.
Actually, I'm not certain about that - but they can laugh - and that was proven with an occiloscope and some bored lab students tickling their feet with paintbrushes. The laughter was ultrasonic.
Yes, my mac-plus (platinum gray) turned yellow except for the base which was flat against a foam block in the case it was in. Now it looks like a first-gen mac-plus. Mouse turned too. I have an old imagewriter printer though - it's still white.
Glad you're not a lawyer. You'd get people into the electric chair by the hour. "But your honor - it's all about Darwinism! Fuck the law, the person was stoopid!".
Yeah - that'd go great.
Speaking of Darwinism, isn't it time for you to leave the gene-pool now? Do the world a favor and stop your bloodline.
Manslaughter - since you're not to up on it check out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manslaughter
You're fucking retarded enough to get sent up for it. Please - make a contest that kills some people - and get anal raped in jail. It's FUN!
Here's the best part alone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZByndN_ffyw
oh really?
"Just because somebody died doesn't mean a crime was committed! If that were the case, doctors would go to jail anytime they tried their best, and honest accidents would never happen."
Doesn't sound like "ought to be" - sounds more like a debate on whether a crime was commited! Gosh - where could I possibly have gotten that idea? But don't let that deprive you of making snarky self-serving comments.
Right already they're legally letting HD-DVD owners transfer content to laptops and other devices.
Wait - I'm sorry - that's Sony actually and Blue-Ray. HD-DVD is restrictive as fuck. Wow - I can't believe I almost fell for your trolling. Holy fucking shit!
You'll have to illegally crack your "nonrestrictive" HD-DVD.
Good luck with the RIAA, MPAA, and those pesky lawsuits.
Found in the local newspaper of the dead contestant:
"Two years ago a 21-year-old fraternity pledge at California State University, Chico, died after a night of hazing during which he drank excessive amounts of water. Four members of the fraternity later pleaded guilty to charges including involuntary manslaughter."
Oh - they are going to fry! Hey - make a contest of it. Winner gets to pull the lever!
BZZZZZT!
Yuk yuk - morning jocks die! Die die die! I want to see your eyeballs explode and finger your entrails!
Secular law. Your fucking stupidity gets someone killed - you get to pay. So shut the fuck up says this athiest.
It is the law. It's called involuntary manslaughter.
Look it up dumbfuck:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manslaughter
Your life is your own - until you fuck with someone else's by being a negligent dumbfuck. Then - we get to kill you.
I submitted it several times, but I guess Zonk didn't want any anti-Wii story to get posted.
Try manslaughter.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manslaughter
Sorry but you can't go "oopsie - we didn't know throwing contestants into water from a bridge was lethal *giggle*". Handcuffs and lethal injection time!
Youre saying the Saudi Royal (head chopping) Family are extremists? What a sad sad world you live in.
Because for the same crimes they'd want to chop off your hands, head, the other head....
Ja - and it was the only autoplant not set wholly on fire during a famous period in your past (some damage yes - but not inoperabale). It was 50/50 both nuttty religions, right up to management. Could have been a great example if the UK - in another great "let's fuck the Irish moment" - didn't call in the loans early on a venture (which admittedly was undercapitalized) that was pushing cash-flow to the limit.
I mean geez even with the low-budgets, the assembly line used then is STILL state of the art (a reconfigurable floating pod-based line among other features).
OMG look out for the TIT! (crashing sound effects) Brace yourself - here comes ANOTHER ONE!
(everyone leans to the right - and several non-seatbelt wearing ensigns tumble into and out of frame wearing gold hot pants)
Spock: Sorry - my bad - I should have mentioned they travel in pairs. Sorry.
Bones: I'll be in the bathroom if anyone needs me.
Kirk: Set phasers to loooove!
re:"History repeats itself AGAIN. End of Story."
I'm so glad your picture of reality is so firm. It'll come in handy when it comes crashing down around you. And I'm not talking about the iPhone either.
I thought that too - but they'd have to update the control scheme for the games. Wouldn't be hard though.
I've got to remember to save all these posts. They'll be as amusing as all the iPod is a flop posts in a few years - and those were priceless! Great content!
Youd' recall wrong. The British govt said bullshit that for years to save-face after running DMC into the ground when they panicked themselves out of the market, but in spite of nearly TWO FUCKING DECADES of lawsuits, he was cleared.
Still love those Brits - they never say surrender eh-wot?
Go play with your Zune - that's real open ain't it?
Mr. Walt Disney purchased large tracts of land in Florida through front companies to avoid tipping Disney's plans for Disney World too early and shutting out the whole program by putting the price of purchase too high.
But hey - he was less than above board and decieved Florida landowners. Fuck him in the ear and burn his corpse.