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  1. Re:Rebuild? on Workings of Ancient Calculating Device Deciphered · · Score: 1

    If I give you the uncommented source code for a program, will you be able to figure out what it does?

    I've been doing that almost every day at work for the past 10 years

  2. Re:No, you must be clueless on Pittsburgh Cancer Center Warns of Cell Phone Risks · · Score: 1
    According to wikipedia, roshambo is an alternate spelling, but I'm definitely going to refer to it as "ching-chang-wulla" from now on

    Rock-paper-scissors (also known as jan-ken-pon, rochambeau (sometimes spelled roshambo), ching-chang-wulla, and many derived terms[1]), is a popular two-person hand game.

  3. Re:No, you must be clueless on Pittsburgh Cancer Center Warns of Cell Phone Risks · · Score: 1

    Now if you keep your phone in your pocket, are you risking testicular cancer instead of brain cancer?

  4. Re:What's the sound... on Police Director Sues AOL For Critical Blogger's Name · · Score: 1
    I'm trying to describe it, but I just keep getting this message!

    Cat got your tongue? (something important seems to be missing from your comment ... like the body or the subject!)

  5. Re:Would a plugin hybrid actually save money? on GM, Utilities Partner To Advance Plug-In Hybrids · · Score: 1

    With electric motors you still have to consider the efficiency of the plant that's supplying the electricity to power them

  6. Re:I wonder on Steven Hawking Considering Move To Canada · · Score: 2, Funny

    you guys don't know the half of it...
    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39133

  7. Re:What about email? on User Charged With Felony For Using Fake Name On MySpace · · Score: 2, Funny

    Guess that makes me a felon? Or am I only a felon if I get caught?

    Only if Bill kills himself as a result of the flood of spam to his inbox. Although, that will never happen since spam was eradicated in 2006.. right, Bill?

  8. Re:say that again? on Giant Snake-Shaped Generators Could Capture Wave Power · · Score: 1

    jeez, that picture is pretty much NSFW

  9. Re:Fail a lot? on How To Teach a Healthy Dose of Skepticism? · · Score: 1

    Earlier this week, a programmer I work with made some modifications to a file that is ingested by a program that I maintain. The other programmer has never seen my code, but has a basic idea of what it does. So, without notifying me, the programmer put some changes into production without doing any testing. It actually didn't cause any problems, but if there had been some basic validation on my end, the process would have failed.

    I should mention that the other programmer has about 15 years of programming experience. Even worse, I had a hard time explaining to them why they shouldn't do something like that without testing... especially when we're on thin ice with the client that this process impacts. This person acted like they knew for a fact that their changes wouldn't affect anything even though they had never seen the code on my end.

    Granted, the other programmer is a mainframe COBOL programmer. I don't really consider many of them "geeks" in the sense that many of them can barely navigate in a GUI and some don't even have a computer at home. They use computers at work, and don't want to think about them after 5:00pm.

    I should also note that the reason the other programmer made these changes was so that I could add some validation on my end so I can make sure I'm receiving a complete file. I was under the impression that they would give me a file to test with first (I did ask to see their changes before they put anything into production). So if someone decides to mess with the input again, it's going to fail.

    I just can't believe this programmer hasn't learned to be more cautious after 15 years.

  10. Re:Good riddance! on The SUV Is Dethroned · · Score: 2, Informative
    I know it's hard to resist on a bike, but gradual acceleration and keeping your speed low makes a big difference..

    Note that the power needed to push an object through a fluid increases as the cube of the velocity. A car cruising on a highway at 50 mph (80 km/h) may require only 10 horsepower (7.5 kW) to overcome air drag, but that same car at 100 mph (160 km/h) requires 80 hp (60 kW).
    - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drag_(physics)
  11. Re:Not Google. on Is Google Making Us Stupid? · · Score: 1

    particularly when a user with UID 'x' says it to a user with UID 'y', where x > y.
    That just makes it funnier! You must be new here :D
  12. Re:Not Google. on Is Google Making Us Stupid? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Socializing? Excuse me while I Google this word.

    Ah, I see. You must be new here.

  13. Re:Forget Replacement Limbs... on Brain Interface Lets Monkeys Control Prosthetic Limbs · · Score: 2, Funny

    You may be on to something. I've been trying to gain control of my third leg for years, but it seems to have a mind of its own.

  14. Am I the only one... on Frog Resembles X-Men's Wolverine · · Score: 1

    that was expecting to see a frog with enormous sideburns?

    I'm actually kinda disappointed.

  15. Re:Duh? on Nanotubes "As Deadly as Asbestos" · · Score: 1

    Interesting... I can see that happening, I was just thinking of all the recent urban myths about fiberglass in cigs and chewing tobacco.
    Too bad they didn't just make the cotton gin filters out of... cotton

  16. Re:Duh? on Nanotubes "As Deadly as Asbestos" · · Score: 2, Informative

    Cigarette filters aren't (and never were) made of fiberglass. And I doubt much, if any, of the filter gets inhaled. However, Wikipedia says that Kent used asbestos in their filters in the 50's
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_filter#Manufacture

  17. Re:They already have a common UI. on Moving Toward a Single Linux UI? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That was redundant (Now watch this one get modded redundant)

  18. Re:I suspsect FUD on Securing Your Notebook Against US Customs · · Score: 1

    In the past, Windows has been known to silently replace modified system files with a cached copy.. which could be disastrous. I'm not sure if XP and Vista behave that way though.

  19. Re:Together with "don't copy that floppy"... on DataStorm V1.0, a Full-Auto Floppy Disk Cannon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hasta la Windows Vista

  20. Re:Why use space? on Developing New Materials With Space Science · · Score: 1
    These guys seem to have figured out how to do it..

    In the drop facility Fallturm Bremen University of Bremen in Bremen, a catapult can be used to throw the experiment upwards to prolong the weightlessness from 4.74 to nearly 10 seconds. Neglecting the physical space needed for the initial acceleration, this technique doubles the effective period of weightlessness.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_tower
  21. It's not a hoax on $399 Mac Clone Most Likely a Hoax · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll be receiving a P-p-p-powerbook from them any day now.. it has firewire!

  22. Re:bring on the virii on Microsoft Discloses 14,000 Pages of Coding Secrets · · Score: 1

    Actually, it's still possible even it isn't a word.

  23. Re:Leopard OSX fonts a polychromatic and easy to r on What Font Color Is Best For Eyes? · · Score: 1

    I'd say the RGB segments of each pixel are individually addressable with LCDs

  24. Re:Designate Windows OS as Terrorist Tool on New Botnet Dwarfs Storm · · Score: 5, Funny

    But more complex instructions like "save this to your filesystem, then open a terminal window and type 'chmod +x free_porn.sh', and then double-click it for free porn!" gives your victim just that little bit longer to realise that they're being conned
    Don't underestimate me.. I've performed WAY more complex operations than that in order to obtain free porn.
  25. With my luck.. on Concept Computer Based on a Tea Cup Design · · Score: 1

    I'd end up spilling porn all over my boss' desk