All true. I tale a multivitamin (the Walgreen's generic for Centrum Geezer), sleep as much as I can (but it's hard to find time for sleep when you're working and chasing women). I'd read that studies showed tha St John's Wort was as effective as Paxil for depression, so I keep a bottle handy in the medicine chest.
Exersise is harder to come by in the winter. I should get a snow shovel.
I wasn't aware of that; I haven't tried it for quite some time. I was under the impression that there was a "free" ad-supported version and a "paid for" ad-free version. If they've done away with the ads, what is the difference between the two versions now? Are there still two versions at all?
My ex actually did have large mammaries and our first breast-fed; when I gave her a bottle it was milk that was pumped out (human milk is so delicious I haven't been able to drink cow's milk since tasting it, and it's great in coffee too)
However, our second daughter was allergic to her mother's milk as well as most infant formula.
AND I was just talking to a big-breasted woman Saturday who said she had to bottle feed her child because even though she's got big tits, they didn't produce much milk.
But I didn't say I drove "really slowly to save gas". 50 when th elower limit is 45 isn't "really slowly" and it's only 15mph from the maximum.
If you're doing 76 than I'm not going "really slow", you're going "really fast". Illegally fast, in fact.
In town driving "really slowly" will waste as much gas as driving (or attempting to drive) feally fast. Your optimum fuel economy is to drive at whatever spped the lights will let yo uwithout stopping. If you get pissed off because I'm not in a hurry to get to the next red light, that's your bad, not mine.
I drive defensively (which is why I haven't had a wreck or ticket in well over a decade) but I won't be cowed. There are people out thare who will rage over anything, or even nothing. I won't waste my brain cells worrying about them.
MS could simply supply Firefox, the adware version of Opera, and any other free browsers along with its decoupled IE. When installing Windows the user would have the choice of browsers, including no browser at all, as not all computers need to be on the internet. You could also uninstall any of them at will should decide to buy the 4 CD box set MEGABWOWSER.
Only at slashdot would the first post be marked as redundant! Mods, be aware that I'm usually invited to metamoderate several times a day. The above post wasn't "redundant" it was "offtopic".
Mod this post offtopic as well or I shall taunt you again, silly moderators!
-mcgrew
Ok, silly sketch police here this is just getting silly now, you're all under arrest for... oh bloody 'ell
Obsolete how? It worked then, how does being "obsolete" make it not work? And as to parts availability, did they really build that thing from off the shelf parts? I mean, aside from stuff like coper tubing and so forth.
I don't understand how we could have built something in 1967 that we couldn't still build forty years later.
Whoopie Goldberg was a great grandma before she was 45, and I don't think anybody ever cloned her. Come to think of it this IS slashdot, I was 33 before my oldest was born.
I think Whoopie was smarter than me, it's a lot easier to get up at 3:00 am when you're young.
No there are 10 kinds of slashdot readers, those who have heard this tired old joke and those who are still wet behind the ears. Never underestimate the power of an old joke when talking to young people!
My current girlfriend weighs 300 pounds and hadn't gotten laid in six months when I met her. My last girlfriend was flat chested, bow legged, and had no teeth. There are definite psychical advantages to having a toothless girlfriend, too. If she's flat chested, two words: Doggy style.
Since you're a nerd, never forget to thank science for its advances! I'd never be able to get it up for my girlfriend if they hadn't invented viagra. Your doctor will prescribe it or give you a sample pack, just tell him you're having problems getting an erection. Just don't tell him you can't get it up because your girlfriend's butt-ugly. A side effect of viagra is it makes you onto a superlover - it turns you into the Energizer Bunny. You take the pill, she gets the benefits.
Actually that's a pretty old journal, I broke up with her last January and have been pretty much single since. The latest journal is a bit more sober.
But who needs humanoid robots when prostitutes are so cheap? Twenty bucks and up, blow jobs ten bucks and up. You could bang a lot of hookers for the price of a humanoid robot! -mcgrew
Don't they still have plans for the Saturn laying around somewhere? That was one bigassed machine capable of hauling a lot of real heavy stuff up there. The only two Saturns I ever heard of blowing up were the Apollo 7, which wasn't the rocket itself but the crew capsule catching fire, and the Apollo 13 that they actually got all th eastronauts home in one piece despite its mishaps.
The Apollo program that sent men to the moon had a much better safety record than the Shuttle, which lost two crews, one on takeoff and another on re-entry.
Most mental retardation is not genetic, but environmental. My oldest daughter's IQ is measured at 65; her umbilical cord was wrapped around her neck at birth. My youngest daughter's IQ is 130.
My friend Linda, who's now in jail on a drug charge, isn't the brightest bulb on th etree but she had 14 kids, 13 of whom are still alive. She wins the Darwin race hands down; I only have the two kids.
If all the sex you have is with your hand, your genes all die.
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You don't know te half of it - I have age spots on mine!
Very likely. There are quite a few newer ones, but that one was on-topic.
All true. I tale a multivitamin (the Walgreen's generic for Centrum Geezer), sleep as much as I can (but it's hard to find time for sleep when you're working and chasing women). I'd read that studies showed tha St John's Wort was as effective as Paxil for depression, so I keep a bottle handy in the medicine chest.
Exersise is harder to come by in the winter. I should get a snow shovel.
I wasn't aware of that; I haven't tried it for quite some time. I was under the impression that there was a "free" ad-supported version and a "paid for" ad-free version. If they've done away with the ads, what is the difference between the two versions now? Are there still two versions at all?
My ex actually did have large mammaries and our first breast-fed; when I gave her a bottle it was milk that was pumped out (human milk is so delicious I haven't been able to drink cow's milk since tasting it, and it's great in coffee too)
However, our second daughter was allergic to her mother's milk as well as most infant formula.
AND I was just talking to a big-breasted woman Saturday who said she had to bottle feed her child because even though she's got big tits, they didn't produce much milk.
But I didn't say I drove "really slowly to save gas". 50 when th elower limit is 45 isn't "really slowly" and it's only 15mph from the maximum.
If you're doing 76 than I'm not going "really slow", you're going "really fast". Illegally fast, in fact.
In town driving "really slowly" will waste as much gas as driving (or attempting to drive) feally fast. Your optimum fuel economy is to drive at whatever spped the lights will let yo uwithout stopping. If you get pissed off because I'm not in a hurry to get to the next red light, that's your bad, not mine.
I drive defensively (which is why I haven't had a wreck or ticket in well over a decade) but I won't be cowed. There are people out thare who will rage over anything, or even nothing. I won't waste my brain cells worrying about them.
Why do you say that, Mr. Ballmer? HEY PUT THAT CHAIR DOWN!!!
MS could simply supply Firefox, the adware version of Opera, and any other free browsers along with its decoupled IE. When installing Windows the user would have the choice of browsers, including no browser at all, as not all computers need to be on the internet. You could also uninstall any of them at will should decide to buy the 4 CD box set MEGABWOWSER.
This is the third time this comment has been posted. Oddly this one is offtopic while the first one was modded "redundant" *head asplodes*
For example, when do you think IE will support SVG without any 3rd party plugins?
What do you think is taking 3D Realms so long to release Duke 4ever? They really NEED MS to support SVG as the game just won't play well without it.
Only at slashdot would the first post be marked as redundant! Mods, be aware that I'm usually invited to metamoderate several times a day. The above post wasn't "redundant" it was "offtopic".
Mod this post offtopic as well or I shall taunt you again, silly moderators!
-mcgrew
Ok, silly sketch police here this is just getting silly now, you're all under arrest for... oh bloody 'ell
Men say "women, you can't live with them and you can't live without them." Women say "men, you can't live with them and you can't kill them!"
A man never really knows how many children he has unless he's a virgin, now does he?
Obsolete how? It worked then, how does being "obsolete" make it not work? And as to parts availability, did they really build that thing from off the shelf parts? I mean, aside from stuff like coper tubing and so forth.
I don't understand how we could have built something in 1967 that we couldn't still build forty years later.
Whoopie Goldberg was a great grandma before she was 45, and I don't think anybody ever cloned her. Come to think of it this IS slashdot, I was 33 before my oldest was born.
I think Whoopie was smarter than me, it's a lot easier to get up at 3:00 am when you're young.
No there are 10 kinds of slashdot readers, those who have heard this tired old joke and those who are still wet behind the ears. Never underestimate the power of an old joke when talking to young people!
I see the mods are young...
OK, see #2:Actually that's a pretty old journal, I broke up with her last January and have been pretty much single since. The latest journal is a bit more sober.
But who needs humanoid robots when prostitutes are so cheap? Twenty bucks and up, blow jobs ten bucks and up. You could bang a lot of hookers for the price of a humanoid robot!
-mcgrew
Hey, sharks gotta eat too, you insensitive clod. Especially the ones with lasers.
Don't they still have plans for the Saturn laying around somewhere? That was one bigassed machine capable of hauling a lot of real heavy stuff up there. The only two Saturns I ever heard of blowing up were the Apollo 7, which wasn't the rocket itself but the crew capsule catching fire, and the Apollo 13 that they actually got all th eastronauts home in one piece despite its mishaps.
The Apollo program that sent men to the moon had a much better safety record than the Shuttle, which lost two crews, one on takeoff and another on re-entry.
-mcgrew
I don't know, their computers weren't THAT bad!
-mcgrew
What is love without the need, and willingness to sacrifice?
I take it you've never worked on machinery (see the part titled "The automobile distributor and points")
What is love without the risk of loss?
Stuff breaks. Stuff burns. Stuff gets lost. But stuff doesn't leave you for another man.
-mcgrew
Tis the season to commit suicide
Only on slashdot would someone be that ignorant of women. Women have relationships with their dildos!
"I don't need no damned man," she said, "I have a job and Mr. Buzzy!"
-mcgrew
Tis the season to commit suicide
Most mental retardation is not genetic, but environmental. My oldest daughter's IQ is measured at 65; her umbilical cord was wrapped around her neck at birth. My youngest daughter's IQ is 130.
My friend Linda, who's now in jail on a drug charge, isn't the brightest bulb on th etree but she had 14 kids, 13 of whom are still alive. She wins the Darwin race hands down; I only have the two kids.
If all the sex you have is with your hand, your genes all die.
I mentioned in a slashdot journal that I'm hanging a sign outside my house, "mcgrew's home for wayward women"
Well I'm not always home but I'm there often enough.
-mcgrew
In answer to your questions, yes, yes, no, and yes.