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UPS Using Software To Eliminate Left Turns

cybermage writes "The NY Times has a story about UPS using software to dramatically reduce the number of left turns their drivers take. With a fleet of vehicles their size, the time and money saved by pre-planning routes that try to eliminate left turns means big savings." Some CS major probably figured this out instead of traveling salesman.

511 comments

  1. I have a solution. by suso · · Score: 5, Funny

    Three rights make a left. Ok, were's my check?

    1. Re:I have a solution. by calebt3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And two Wrights make an airplane.

    2. Re:I have a solution. by plague3106 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Tree...tree....three lefts make a right. I wanna go home.

    3. Re:I have a solution. by LordSkippy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't forget the Nixonian Theorem:

      If two wrongs don't make a right, try a third.

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    4. Re:I have a solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And one wright makes a wagon.

    5. Re:I have a solution. by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Funny

      Two Wongs make Peking Duck

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    6. Re:I have a solution. by SiO2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You've obviously driven in New Jersey.

      SiO2

    7. Re:I have a solution. by CastrTroy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That only works if your city is a grid. The town that I grew up in was not laid out in a grid, and hence, if you took 3 rights, you may not end up doing a left turn. There was even one street that intersected with itself. If you go on that street and keep on turning right, you'll be stuck in an infinite loop.

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    8. Re:I have a solution. by Total_Wimp · · Score: 4, Funny

      We shouldn't need a private-sector solution. The government should be designing cites with far fewer left turns. Thank god for the Republicans. Their tireless efforts to turn our country to the right will not be forgotten.

    9. Re:I have a solution. by JerryQ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      J Edgar Hoover (JEHoover's witness?) famously used to insist on not taking a left turn on journeys (apparently, when the G Men couldnt avoid it, they distracted him whilst the turns were made) J

    10. Re:I have a solution. by BobGregg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually the original punch line is, "Two Wongs don't make a white", which for some reason my Chinese wife finds endlessly amusing...

    11. Re:I have a solution. by hansonc · · Score: 1

      damn New Jersey and the no left turns.... who comes up with dumb ideas like that?

    12. Re:I have a solution. by IpalindromeI · · Score: 1

      Ann Arbor?

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    13. Re:I have a solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    14. Re:I have a solution. by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny

      New Jersey: All the corruption of New York government, without the ingenuity.

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    15. Re:I have a solution. by steelfood · · Score: 1

      It's not wrong to duck if they think they've been seen.

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    16. Re:I have a solution. by farrellj · · Score: 1

      And the Bush Jr. Addendum...

      If at first you don't succeed, try, try try again!

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    17. Re:I have a solution. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      I know, It is Pittsburgh, Beechwood Blvd, Right? or Left?

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    18. Re:I have a solution. by LandKurt · · Score: 1

      If you go on that street and keep on turning right, you'll be stuck in an infinite loop.

      Of course, even in a regular grid if you keep turning right you'll go in circles forever. But in your case you'll be doing it on the same street.

      There's a street near my house that does the same thing, it loops back and crosses itself. Directions to my house could include "turn left at the intersection of Alloway and Alloway". It only crosses itself once, so it's a unique landmark. But its simpler to just say "make the first left" in my case.

    19. Re:I have a solution. by ryanvm · · Score: 1

      First and First, right? You were at the nexus of the universe.

    20. Re:I have a solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If two Wongs made a white, it would be occidental. *rimshot*

    21. Re:I have a solution. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "That only works if your city is a grid. The town that I grew up in was not laid out in a grid, and hence, if you took 3 rights, you may not end up doing a left turn. There was even one street that intersected with itself. If you go on that street and keep on turning right, you'll be stuck in an infinite loop.

      Ann Arbor?"

      Nope...gotta be New Orleans!!

      They don't call it the Crescent City for nothing...whole place bends with the river...

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    22. Re:I have a solution. by zolaar · · Score: 1

      There was even one street that intersected with itself.


      The famous Mobius strip? Nice neighborhood. Good luck getting a pizza delivered on time though.

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    23. Re:I have a solution. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be easier (albeit farther) to tell them to go straight?

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    24. Re:I have a solution. by LandKurt · · Score: 1

      It's both shorter and simpler to go left. It's the next left after the left. If you go straight you get there also, but it's the third right and about twice as far. I do occasionally go that way myself for variety.

    25. Re:I have a solution. by matthewcraig · · Score: 0, Troll

      She's laughing because of nervousness. What you are saying is racist and degrading to her.

    26. Re:I have a solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How do you know he bought it up and not her? Or some other situation? Also, why should it be only she, as an asian person, that gets offended? Maybe the guy lives in China for all we know and is the minority there? Maybe he should get uptight and offended.

      Whatever the case, stop this PC bullshit. It's funny. My best friend is Polish and he always comes up with the best Pollack jokes.

    27. Re:I have a solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      You can take a look at the Wikipedia information on the origin of the quotation:
      "Calwell's remark in Parliament in 1947 that 'Two Wongs don't make a White' is widely quoted. The remark was intended as a joke, being a reference to a Chinese resident called Wong who was wrongly threatened with deportation, and a Liberal MP, Sir Thomas White. Today the remark is seen as evidence that Calwell was a racist."
      [see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Calwell ]

    28. Re:I have a solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asian wife? Lucky you!

    29. Re:I have a solution. by yotto · · Score: 1

      Amusing, the GP didn't say he was the one saying it. I assumed that she said it all the time, giggling each time.

      It is possible to make a joke that uses puns and race, without being a horrible horrible racist.

    30. Re:I have a solution. by BobGregg · · Score: 3, Informative

      Bzzzt.... in fact, she's the one who told me the joke (and has repeated it to her friends often). Thanks for playing, though.

    31. Re:I have a solution. by TrekkieGod · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We shouldn't need a private-sector solution. The government should be designing cites with far fewer left turns.

      I know you're joking, but Brasilia was originally designed like that. The idea wasn't to eliminate the left wing (heh, heh...the city was also designed in a shape that resembles an airplane or bird from an aerial view, depending on who you ask), but to make traffic lights unnecessary. Didn't quite scale as the city grew, and there are traffic lights now, but the idea was awesome...

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    32. Re:I have a solution. by toriver · · Score: 1

      Amazing, you made two assumptions not in any way backed by the information in the post you replied to. Are you on some crusade and construct "facts" out of whole cloth?

      And have you stopped beating your wife yet?

    33. Re:I have a solution. by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      There was even one street that intersected with itself.

      Where's that? I don't know about any place here where a street intersects with itself.

    34. Re:I have a solution. by fbartho · · Score: 1

      If you ever look at a map of Ann Arbor, you realize that it's surprisingly regularly arranged. A couple exceptions here and there. Packard, Huron/Washtenaw, and Main (outside of downtown) being the primary exceptions slashing diagonally in the core of the city. Up near kerry town there's another pinch point that I've circled around a bit. I guess when driving it's the one-way streets that send people in cycles the most.

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    35. Re:I have a solution. by jagdish · · Score: 1

      They are messing with your mind.

    36. Re:I have a solution. by Enzo1977 · · Score: 1

      Oh, so you're from Western Pennsylvania too?

      Obviously a joke, I see you're most likely Canadian.

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    37. Re:I have a solution. by ductonius · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but to retrofit an existing city like that would cost, like, a brazilian dollars.

    38. Re:I have a solution. by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      ...and one wight makes a barrow.

      /nerd

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    39. Re:I have a solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My family went through the Holocaust but I still can't help chuckling at these. Maybe you should lighten the fuck up?

    40. Re:I have a solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (shrugs)

      The big reasons for avoiding left turns:

      #1) Safety. Left turns are more dangerous because you are crossing lanes of opposing traffic. While it's fairly safe to make a left turn from a busy street onto a quiet street, making a left back out onto the busy street is a nightmare.

      #2) Left turns are a time-waster. For a driver who is delivering 100+ stops, there might be easily 50 left turns. If they're waiting 5 seconds for each, that's a bit over 4 minutes per day. Which doesn't sound like a lot, until you multiply by 50,000-75,000 drivers.

      Even when I'm driving my own personal car, I avoid left turns wherever possible. Especially left turns onto a busy / multi-lane street.

    41. Re:I have a solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you actually believe you know how this guy's wife better than him? Amazing.

    42. Re:I have a solution. by IpalindromeI · · Score: 1

      Yes, I guess the one-ways are what has mostly bitten me in the past, not necessarily the street layout. The consolation is that there are so many streets that you can usually just go down to the next one if you miss a turn.

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    43. Re:I have a solution. by neomunk · · Score: 1

      Heh, Charlotte, NC, USA and the surrounding area is like that. I'd wager that many places have self-intersecting streets in regions where the guiding philosophy of road planning was to lay concrete where the cows had traditionally wandered.

    44. Re:I have a solution. by Warbothong · · Score: 1
    45. Re:I have a solution. by jefe7777 · · Score: 1

      Unberiebabo!

      http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Jo_koy_is_asian-c2lh.html

      p.s. my best friend is of Chinese descent, and I, of Mexican/Czech descent...we trade jokes all the time. He sent me the above link.

    46. Re:I have a solution. by ShadowsHawk · · Score: 1

      I hear that your can get those from strippers by the airport..

    47. Re:I have a solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That still does not address whether she bought it up or not.

      You are assuming that Asians can't have a deprecating sense of humor or can't access "white" culture. Are you rascist?

  2. My rant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here in Minneapolis, we have lights on the onramps to the highways to control the flow of people getting on certain roads at certain times.

    Aside from my thought of 'this just doesn't work, I have also wondered about how much time and gas is wasted for people to sit and wait for their time for the 'green light'.

    One car per green. The wait can be from about 2 seconds between greens and 20 seconds (or more). I have seen cars waiting for several minutes, when the highways are very open. I can't figure it out.

    1. Re:My rant. by eln · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's so you don't have 80 cars coming from the same ramp trying to merge onto the freeway at the same time. When you have that many cars merging at once, they are invariably going at a very slow speed because some jackass who is afraid of the freeway is slowing everyone down, and you end up with a mad scramble as people in the right lane try to get out of the way, and people in the next lane have to move out of their way, and so on. The result is a situation where you are either going to get a collision or the whole works are going to slow down dramatically.

      In Denver, they have these lights too, but they only operate during heavy traffic times. I've found them a lot easier to deal with than mass merging, and the wait between greens is never more than a couple of seconds. I can't understand why the wait between greens would be set any longer than that, since the purpose of these should only be to spread out the traffic trying to merge onto the freeway.

    2. Re:My rant. by slim-t · · Score: 2, Informative
      My senior EE project was in conjuction with the MNDot Traffic Management Center. They take a lot of factors into account when setting the metering time. If the freeway is clear, the metering should be shut off. If you don't think they are working right, call the Traffic Management Center and tell them.


      This page tells a little about them.

    3. Re:My rant. by Brigadier · · Score: 1

      I think these are everywhere and in my opinion quite effective, assuming; a.) it is only enabled during rush hour, b.) it is placed with the correct timing based on congestion. Traffic ripples (wave) can be a pain in the but. Those would be the effect of driving down the freeway (highway for you all) and seeing everyone hit there brakes for no apparent reason. I think these lights are to reduce this effect. If you were to have poorly timed merges then it was cause a continuous ripple effect which is a. dangerous and b. slows down traffic.

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    4. Re:My rant. by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      It's so you don't have 80 cars coming from the same ramp trying to merge onto the freeway at the same time. When you have that many cars merging at once, they are invariably going at a very slow speed because some jackass who is afraid of the freeway is slowing everyone down,

      Maybe it depends on the area and freeway capacity, but we have them in our area, and guess what? If there are 80 cars merging from the on-ramp, that means it's rush hour and the average speed in all lanes is already below 20mph. If the freeway speed is actually over 50, then it's not rush hour and there aren't many cars coming off the ramps. As such, there is absolutely no time that the meters are actually useful where I live. There's also no feedback system, so you sit even if you're the only car nearby, making it a massive pain in the ass.

      Like I said, that may vary by area, and I suspect it may actually be useful on freeways with a lot of lanes. Here, we have 2 lanes each way and the whole point of metering seems lost.

    5. Re:My rant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with that is that by the time you report the problem and expect to get results, the situation has changed.

    6. Re:My rant. by lpangelrob · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why you're saying "this just doesn't work", because ramp metering happens to work.

      Have evaluations of the effectiveness of ramp meters been done anywhere?

      Mitigating factors: Some people ignore the lights anyway, completely negating the effectiveness of ramp metering. Also, I admit to blowing through red lights when it is so painfully obvious that entering traffic at 35 mph would be an impediment to mainline traffic (because mainline traffic is moving at 55mph or more).

    7. Re:My rant. by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Here in sacramento CA we have these flow control lights. For the most part they work as intended, with the exception of one street.
      Three things happen at once:
      One lane is split off the freeway (thus reducing available lanes.
      The HOV lane transitions to a free for all lane
      A major arterial street merges onto the freeway.

      The result is a standing wave every friggen rush hour.
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    8. Re:My rant. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I've seen those in phoenix. The crazy thing is that they're at the END of the on ramp. How is a person supposed to get from a full stop up to highway speed with no room between the stoplight and the highway? It's insane, they really need a long merging lane to get people up to speed after being stopped at the light.

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    9. Re:My rant. by hansonc · · Score: 1

      ...and you end up with a mad scramble as people in the right lane... FYI this doesn't happen in Minnesota so much... people are deathly afraid of the right hand lane. It's like you'll get the plague if you drive in it too long. It's the weirdest thing.
    10. Re:My rant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have also wondered about how much time and gas is wasted for people to sit and wait for their time for the 'green light'. Turn the engine off. This solves at least half of your problem.
    11. Re:My rant. by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      That depends on whether you view the problem as the lights not working properly right now, or the lights not working properly on a regular basis.

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    12. Re:My rant. by yoyhed · · Score: 1

      Really? That's weird, because every time I merge onto 94, the jackass in the right lane just seems to LOVE staying there instead of politely moving over.

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    13. Re:My rant. by Malekin · · Score: 1

      Turning your engine off only saves petrol if the engine is going to be off for more than about 30 seconds. Idling uses only a little fuel. Starting an engine uses a much larger amount, and then replacing the energy drawn from the battery to spin the starter also takes fuel.

  3. Makes sense by mulvane · · Score: 1

    From a time issue along. Left turns usually require red light wait, whereas many right turns just a stop, count 3 and go.

    1. Re:Makes sense by Dachannien · · Score: 5, Funny

      From a time issue along. Left turns usually require red light wait, whereas many right turns just a stop, count 3 and go. I suppose in the case of a UPS truck, the truck will probably win most of the time, but the rest of us usually make sure nobody's coming instead of counting to 3.

    2. Re:Makes sense by yuriyg · · Score: 1

      Not in New York City. And not in many cities for that matter. However, even on green you have to wait a while to let the opposite traffic pass.

    3. Re:Makes sense by Kayyham · · Score: 1

      Yes, except most people skip the "count to 3" step. And instead of "stop", kind of slow down some...

    4. Re:Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a driver in New York (State), I have no idea where the "count to 3" step is coming from. It's stop, look, then turn. Just as you would at a stop sign. Waiting for some arbitrary time seems entirely silly.

  4. editors? by popo · · Score: 0

    Salesmen.

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    1. Re:editors? by Reverend528 · · Score: 2, Informative
    2. Re:editors? by ThirdPrize · · Score: 1

      No, but it is certainly Travelling.

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    3. Re:editors? by Speare · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some CS major probably figured this out instead of traveling salesman.

      Indeed, it's a reference to a classic computational logic problem, "the Traveling Salesman problem."

      What's funny here is that a "few left turns" solution is still in the domain of the Traveling Salesman. It's not a case of "instead of," it's just a tiny bit more detailed as far as algorithms go. It simply attaches a different cost or weight on different edges of the graph, and in fact different directions of the same edge. Now, it takes a fair amount of work to provide accurate costs for each mile and corner along a route, but given that embedded GPS platforms can handle this sort of level of detail, I'm not worried about that.

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  5. I live in the UK by Morosoph · · Score: 5, Funny

    You insensitive clod!

    1. Re:I live in the UK by Intron · · Score: 1

      Of course. There are 60,000,000 people in the UK.

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    2. Re:I live in the UK by JJRRutgers · · Score: 1

      I live in New Jersey, home of the jughandle! Who's the insensitive clod NOW?

    3. Re:I live in the UK by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Jughandles are great; they give you some of the benefits of roundabouts when a roundabout isn't feasible in an area.

    4. Re:I live in the UK by segedunum · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, turning right at red lights. The US' sole contribution to western society.

    5. Re:I live in the UK by PinkyDead · · Score: 3, Funny

      100% agree. If these silly Americans would only learn to drive on the correct side of the road, then they wouldn't have this problem.

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    6. Re:I live in the UK by Pentavirate · · Score: 1

      The first time I went to NJ for business, I couldn't figure out how to make a left hand turn. Those are the craziest things I've ever seen. I can see their benefit but it still confused the heck out of me when I first experienced it.

    7. Re:I live in the UK by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      No, no -- you've got it all wrong! You dodgy Brits don't drive on the right side of the road, but we do!

    8. Re:I live in the UK by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Based on a lifetime's driving in the Boston Mass area I can assure you that few Americans know how to drive safely in this country either. I think the rule is, just close your eyes, pick up your cell phone and hit the gas.

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    9. Re:I live in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they give you some of the benefits of roundabouts

      Which ones? Masses of disoriented travellers unable to find the right exit?

    10. Re:I live in the UK by halivar · · Score: 1

      I spent about two minutes reading this comment, trying to figure out the double entendre before realizing there wasn't one.

      I've been reading Slashdot too much.

    11. Re:I live in the UK by qwerty+asdf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Boston is a special case. While closing your eyes and hitting the gas will usually work in Boston about as well as driving with your eyes open will, it is generally not recommended in other US cities.

    12. Re:I live in the UK by enharmonix · · Score: 3, Funny

      Of course. There are 60,000,000 people in the UK. ...which, if I'm not mistaken, is roughly the number of times the "insensitive clod" joke has been made on slashdot...
    13. Re:I live in the UK by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Didn't the British decide to conduct traffic on the left side of the road simply to spite French culture, which used the right-hand side? Granted, that's why American currency is called the "dollar" (derivative of the German "tollar" or something) instead of the "pound," in spite of you guys from our revolution.

      In the proper historical context, it made sense to have your moving traffic on the right-hand side of the road. Since most people wore their swords on the right, that would prevent people and horses from accidentally getting cut.

    14. Re:I live in the UK by Pentavirate · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree. I moved from Utah to San Diego. At first I was intimidated by all the cars and the speed until I learned the "rules" that everyone followed and then it was a very organized system, just at a high rate of speed.

      The only exception I've experienced is Oregon. I moved from San Diego to Portland and it was maddening how slowly everyone drove. Not only are the speed limits lower in Oregon but people do not drive faster than 5 over the speed limit. I learned what happens if you do.

      While in a passing lane I crept into the 10 over zone and found a State Patrol guy at the bottom of the hill clocking everyone. I pulled over and quickly got my ticket and he raced back to his hideout. I stayed in the pull off area for a while so my wife could feed the baby. In the 30 minutes we sat there, I saw that same cop pull over 6 more people. The cops are brutal in Oregon and therefore nobody speeds. Once you get used to it, it's kind of nice not to have so many idiots driving like maniacs oblivious to their surroundings with a cell phone glued to their ear, like in Utah.

    15. Re:I live in the UK by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I thing I liked about driving in Washington state was the law about having to pull over if there are X (#?) of cars behind you. People actually did it. Try driving on a single lane road in NH where people end up with these huge convoys of cars stuck behind them and they refuse to pull over and let them pass. I think they get a thrill out of it.

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    16. Re:I live in the UK by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

      You wore your sword on your left side - imaging trying to draw a sword with your right hand if it was on your right side. You would stab yourself.

      Riders on horse back passed each other on the right hand side - so that they could fight against each other rather than across themselves. This was all changed by the French.

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    17. Re:I live in the UK by hsqueak · · Score: 1

      It does, however, work in London. Possibly Atlanta too, judging by some of the drivers.

    18. Re:I live in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That can't be true. Your comment is numbered 21671969.

    19. Re:I live in the UK by youthoftoday · · Score: 1

      Me too!

      I did have to think look twice at that title to make sense of it (which is incidentally also the solution to the problem they're trying to solve).

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    20. Re:I live in the UK by Pentavirate · · Score: 1

      I grew up in Washington and I worked doing Drywall as a teenager in the summers. I often had to pull over when I was hauling a load of sheetrock scrap in a trailer and lots of people were piling up behind me. I don't think I realized it was a law, but I just thought it was the right thing to do.

    21. Re:I live in the UK by Intron · · Score: 1

      In Massachusetts, the road system was originally laid out by cows, as is evidenced by the number of intersections where three roads come together in a triangle. The three roads may be either "delta" or "wye" connected. The rules for right-of-way at a triangle are incompletely specified in drivers manuals that I've seen.

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    22. Re:I live in the UK by operagost · · Score: 1

      In a world of right-hand drivers, the left-handed swordsman is king!

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    23. Re:I live in the UK by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      Granted, that's why American currency is called the "dollar" (derivative of the German "tollar" or something) instead of the "pound," in spite of you guys from our revolution.

      Not from spite; it was just practical business. When the US started issuing its own currency, it based in on the Spanish dollar (named for the Austrian thaler, with the "th" pronounced as "t" in German) because that's what was available. The British were effectively on the gold standard for a long time, which meant there was a chronic shortage of silver coins. Meanwhile, the Spanish had by far the world's largest silver mines, so they made a lot of silver coins. Spanish dollars were the most common currency through large parts of the world. That's why plenty of other former British colonies that left on more friendly terms- like Canada, Australia, Singapore, and Hong Kong- also use currencies called the dollar.

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    24. Re:I live in the UK by ProfanityHead · · Score: 1

      Not to mention freedom.

    25. Re:I live in the UK by DrScotsman · · Score: 1

      Is your comment supposed to be a homage to Top Gear, or are you just shamelessly stealing their lines verbatim?

    26. Re:I live in the UK by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      You forgot to pick up your cup of coffee with the other hand.

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    27. Re:I live in the UK by linzeal · · Score: 1
      As a long time resident of Oregon the reason no one speeds is because it is dangerous. At any point in time during 6-8 months of the year it will be raining, snowing, fog and snow or ice on the road. This is nothing like the northeast, midwest or socal where bad weather is sporadic, in Oregon it is native. Everything east of the Cascades is pretty much a rainforest.

      In Klamath Falls where I live currently there are dozens of deaths each winter from people speeding or drinking and driving on the 97 corridor. With no reflective markers in the middle of the road (because snow chains will pull them out) it is highly dangerous to even go 35 miles per hour on a 2 lane road in white out conditions but every year some tourist smashes themselves into a tractor trailer going well under the speed limit.

    28. Re:I live in the UK by Pentavirate · · Score: 1

      I grew up in Western Oregon and Western Washington as well. I would agree during bad driving conditions. The event I was referring to was actually on a bright sunny day in August (otherwise known as "summer" in the northwest). Being a long time resident of Oregon, you can't tell me that the cops aren't a little uptight about speeding in their state.

    29. Re:I live in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hooray for hook turns!

    30. Re:I live in the UK by Altus · · Score: 1


      If you think bad weather in New England is sporadic you certainly haven't lived there.

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    31. Re:I live in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. No one drives in Boston. They just get in their cars and park all day.

  6. And this is all because by zappepcs · · Score: 2, Funny

    NASCAR turned them down on a discount ad deal....

  7. Circle.... by ZiakII · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they enter a circle/roundabout do they get stuck in an infinite loop?

    1. Re:Circle.... by gentooligan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Only in the UK where people still drive on the wrong side of the road.

    2. Re:Circle.... by ZiakII · · Score: 1

      Only in the UK where people still drive on the wrong side of the road.

      Wouldn't it still be a left turn to get out of a circle in either counties? if you made a right turn it would make you enter the middle of the circle. So wouldn't it be the same regardless on what side the steering wheel was on?

    3. Re:Circle.... by dunc78 · · Score: 1

      I would say the majority of Americans know what a roundabout is. They may not be as prevalent as other contries, but we do have them here.

    4. Re:Circle.... by sqldr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, originally, more people drove on the left than the right. Many countries switched later on, and saw an increase in accident rates due to the majority of drivers having a dominant right eye:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driving_on_the_left_or_right#Myths_and_miscellaneous_facts

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    5. Re:Circle.... by Random+Walk · · Score: 1

      Only in the UK. In most other countries, roundabouts eliminate left turns, rather than making them mandatory. Actually, roundabouts are becoming increasingly popular in Germany.

    6. Re:Circle.... by CharlieHedlin · · Score: 1

      We enter the few roundabouts we have to the right and exit to the right.

    7. Re:Circle.... by alarictric · · Score: 1

      We DO have circles (as far as I know we only call them "cirles" here) in the US, but they run counter-clockwise, so we make a right turn to exit them. It's not just the side of the car the steering wheel is on, we also drive on the right side of the road.

    8. Re:Circle.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You go the other way round it?

    9. Re:Circle.... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      In America, roundabouts (what few we have, anyway) go counterclockwise. All turns (both into and out of the roundabout), are right turns.

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    10. Re:Circle.... by sqldr · · Score: 1

      The approach lane to a roundabout (in left-hand driving countries) first bares left, then after giving way to traffic on the right, you pull out and start turning right in a clockwise circle, picking an appropriate lane dependent on which exit you want.

      What people who've never used roundabouts (or just lame drivers) don't get is that if everyone always uses the correct lane and always gives way to the right, nobody ever gets trapped, and traffic continues pretty smoothly. Unfortunately, people get confused, especially on 3 lane roundabouts, and start wandering into the wrong lane, pulling out in front of people trying to turn off, or overtaking on the outside past slower moving traffic in the middle lanes (a serious crime, damn those bastards when I'm on my bike) trapping people in. Should be a capital offence, that.

      There's a good animated gif on wikipedia on how it's supposed to work for any prospective tourists who fancy attempting to drive in a former British colony.

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    11. Re:Circle.... by slart42 · · Score: 1

      in my counrty, circles spin counter-clockwise. So, right gets me out of them.

      I think it has to do with the Coriolis Effect.

    12. Re:Circle.... by eln · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]. I fail to see how having a dominant right eye would cause a higher accident rate. I not only have a dominant right eye, but my left eye is almost entirely blind. I drive on the right, and have no problem at all seeing oncoming traffic, and have never been in an accident. That sounds like one of those theories that "feels" right but probably isn't.

    13. Re:Circle.... by jandrese · · Score: 1

      I've always thought of Roundabouts or Traffic Circles as one of those things that works great on paper, but has serious issues in the real word when people have to actually use it. The combination of precision driving (why are the lanes so danged narrow most of the time?!?) with rapid and constant merging always seemed like a recipe for disaster to me. 4 way stops may be less efficient, but at least I don't have to worry about the jackhole who stays in the outside lane for the entirely of the circle. Traffic circles also have starvation problems when a feeder road gets too busy and starves the cross street. Usually this is fixed by adding stoplights to the traffic circle, but then you have the worst of both worlds (the artificial delay introduced by the lights combined with the complex driving problem of the circle).

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    14. Re:Circle.... by supersnail · · Score: 1

      Actually in the UK you drive on hte correct side of the road.

      As do the virtuous citizens of Anguilla , Antigua & Barbuda, Australia, Bahamas, Bangladesh ,Barbados ,Bermuda ,Bhutan, Bophuthatswana, Botswana, British Virgin Islands ,Brunei ,Cayman Islands ,Channel Islands ,Ciskei ,Cyprus ,Dominica ,Falkland Islands ,Fiji ,Grenada ,Guyana ,Hong Kong ,India ,Indonesia ,Ireland ,Jamaica ,Japan ,Kenya ,Lesotho ,Macau ,Malawi ,Malaysia ,Malta ,Mauritius ,Montserrat ,Mozambique ,Namibia ,Nepal ,New Zealand ,Pakistan ,Papua New Guinea ,St. Vincent & Grenadines ,Seychelles ,Sikkim ,Singapore ,Solomon Islands ,Somalia ,South Africa ,Sri Lanka ,St Kitts & Nevis ,St. Helena ,St. Lucia ,Surinam ,Swaziland ,Tanzania ,Thailand ,Tonga ,Trinidad & Tobago ,Uganda ,United Kingdom ,US Virgin Islands ,Venda ,Zambia ,Zimbabwe.

      Where I currently live (in Belgium) we quite often drive on hte left side of the road although there is apparently some law against it.

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    15. Re:Circle.... by MartinB · · Score: 1

      ...ah, except for the Magic Roundabout in Hemel Hempstead, which is a large roundabout, encircled by a ring of mini roundabouts.

      So you go round the mini roundabout clockwise, but then proceed round the main roundabout *anti*clockwise.

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    16. Re:Circle.... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I wonder if they properly accounted for the accidents from people still driving cars with drivers side now on the outside, inexperience with the new rules, etc... Before blaming right eye dominance.

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    17. Re:Circle.... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      In the NE US they are pretty common and are called "rotaries".

      I think you meant "Most Americans don't know what a turn signal is"

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    18. Re:Circle.... by sqldr · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends on the roundabout and the volume of traffic. If someone is hogging the outside lane with no intention of turning off at the next exit and it turned to road rage, then you're the one with the momentum, and he's the one who's side-on on the outside :-)

      You also have to bare in mind that England doesn't have vast tracts of desert to build on, or orthoganal cities that were designed from scratch only a few hundred years ago (then again, we don't get grid-lock as a result). Most of the trunk routes were built by the romans and have barely moved today.

      Sometimes roundabouts are at an intersection area where there's a grade 1 listed building or a massive rock in the middle right where the roads intersect. If you haven't got the space, you have to go around it.

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    19. Re:Circle.... by jammindice · · Score: 1

      and here i thought it might have been because there are more people on the road which means more people on the road without common sense which causes more accidents... i'm sure cellphone use, eating /drinking while driving, shaving/makeup/etc.. while driving don't help either. but like many say... correlation is not causation

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    20. Re:Circle.... by MouseR · · Score: 1

      Nah. The turn signal also applies to Europe. Most people just dont use them. Anywhere.

    21. Re:Circle.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but the roundabout, itself is an infinite left turn.

    22. Re:Circle.... by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      Big Ben! Parliament.

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    23. Re:Circle.... by kailoran · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, people get confused, especially on 3 lane roundabouts, and start wandering into the wrong lane, pulling out in front of people trying to turn off, or overtaking on the outside past slower moving traffic in the middle lanes (a serious crime, damn those bastards when I'm on my bike) trapping people in.
      Isn't going through a 3-lane roundabout on a bike considered a suicide attempt?
    24. Re:Circle.... by Ziwcam · · Score: 1

      As do the virtuous citizens of Anguilla , Antigua & Barbuda,

      /snip

      So what you're saying is, only a small fraction of the world drives on the wrong side of the road. The other 181 countries of the world get it right. Right?

    25. Re:Circle.... by hsqueak · · Score: 1

      They might know the theory, but no-one down here seems to know how to actually *use* them. (I know of one nearby, and it's not uncommon to see startled drivers pausing while they try to figure out what they're supposed to do.)

    26. Re:Circle.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the US, all roundabouts are turns to the right (to get on, and to get off). In effect the roundabout eliminates inefficient left turns (in addition to increasing junction throughput).

      In the US (lacking roundabouts in the general case), navigation software has to be written to compensate for the road system.

      In the UK, the road system is designed straight up to eliminate inefficiency (roundabouts at most busy intersections and mini-roundabouts generally everywhere else). Well, if someone with a brain has designed the intersection. Roundabouts at busy times can be very frustrating, but these often also have traffic signals to regulate flow.

    27. Re:Circle.... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I find the teamster explanation to be very plausible. See this site for some of the story, this one for some more, and this one to try to find the site I originally read this explanation on which does a much better job of it, though I can't find it now.

    28. Re:Circle.... by Kompressor · · Score: 1

      Hmm... Is it something like one of these?

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    29. Re:Circle.... by sqldr · · Score: 1

      Plausible (including the Napoleon bit..), but the Napoleon bit seems more and more like urban myth. Certainly, as a British guy, it's a nice story to tell to people who claim WE drive on the wrong side of the road, and it was some sick Napoleon joke, but I doubt it ever got that political. I'm sure it was more of practicality and circumstance.

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    30. Re:Circle.... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I don't give too much credence to the Napoleon bit. Just the part about Brits using smaller carriages and not wanting to get their whips caught in the top, while Americans did their typical bigger-is-better and brute-force-or-be-damned approach and just rode on the damn horse.

  8. This story pops up every couple o months by needacoolnickname · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    And I ask my friend the UPS driver.

    He tells me unless the union ratifies it in their contract there is no way this is true or happening.

    Why does the union decide on the route?

    1. Re:This story pops up every couple o months by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      Why does the union decide on the route?

      Because they said so. And if you don't like it, the Teamsters Union will introduce you to their two friends, Bruno and Mad Dog.

    2. Re:This story pops up every couple o months by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      It's probably a safety issue somehow.

    3. Re:This story pops up every couple o months by cybermage · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why does the union decide on the route?

      Well, if the computer tells you your route and tells management how many miles that should put on the odometer and how much time it should take, it would be pretty hard to make side trips or otherwise slack off.

    4. Re:This story pops up every couple o months by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      More likely they'll introduce you to their two friends, "sabotage" and "slow down"

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    5. Re:This story pops up every couple o months by qwerty+shrdlu · · Score: 1

      Becuse the union needs to sign off an _any_ change in the work rules?

    6. Re:This story pops up every couple o months by heinousjay · · Score: 0, Troll

      That seems excessive. If the unionistas knew anything about management, they wouldn't be qualified to be in the union anymore.

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  9. Not a bad idea by nielsslein · · Score: 1

    It's seems like a bit of a strange idea a first, but when you think about it this is a really idea.

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    1. Re:Not a bad idea by toQDuj · · Score: 2, Funny

      It really _is_ an idea, so true, so true.

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    2. Re:Not a bad idea by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      but when you think about it this is a really idea.

      I have an idea......

    3. Re:Not a bad idea by michrech · · Score: 0, Troll
      Heh. I think someone needed to do some proofreading to see if they any words out. :)

      It really _is_ an idea, so true, so true.
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  10. Hemispatial neglect by tosh1979 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who's idea was this? Derek Zoolander's?

    1. Re:Hemispatial neglect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word: MAGNUM!

      Just goes to show, even morons can pull off a left turn.

    2. Re:Hemispatial neglect by Colourspace · · Score: 1

      I bet UPS don't even now what a eugoogly is either.

    3. Re:Hemispatial neglect by Bwana+Geek · · Score: 1

      Damn, you beat me to it.

    4. Re:Hemispatial neglect by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      Hey, not all of us are ambiturners! Some of us just can't turn left.... T.T

    5. Re:Hemispatial neglect by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't feel bad, I'm sure there are lots of people out there, who, just like you, can't turn...

      Well, hey, at least UPS trucks can't turn left!

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  11. USPS needs this! by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

    You have never known nerve-racking until you have tried to merge left, or made a left turn in a USPS mail truck.

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  12. yeah, but.. by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    ..I bet their tire rotation bill will be an unpleasant surprise.

  13. Michigan is far ahead of the curve by east+coast · · Score: 4, Interesting
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    1. Re:Michigan is far ahead of the curve by blincoln · · Score: 1

      I drove through Michigan last year and I thought the "Michigan Left" was a pretty clever idea. I absolutely loathe when people make left turns outside of designated left-turn-only lanes, because it completely screws up traffic for quite a distance behind them if there's any significant amount of traffic. I use the three rights technique myself, but the Michigan Left seemed like a more intuitive way to get other people out of the habit of blocking traffic.

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    2. Re:Michigan is far ahead of the curve by Barny · · Score: 1

      Pfft, thats nothing, try one of these

      Never has one sign that is technically correct confused so many before, than the hook turn (note, left side driving here, 's what makes it so fun).

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    3. Re:Michigan is far ahead of the curve by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      That looks dangerous.

    4. Re:Michigan is far ahead of the curve by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      but the Michigan Left seemed like a more intuitive way to get other people out of the habit of blocking traffic. I'll bet you've never drove in the Detroit area during rush hour on weekday. You know those lanes you get into to start the Michigan left? Yeah, well, usually, they're nowhere near long enough and you end up with a line of cars in the left lane stopped because nobody can get through because of all the nitwits who aren't smart enough to just go the next "turn around."

      You might think it's a smart idea, but as a general rule, most Michigan natives think it's stupid.

    5. Re:Michigan is far ahead of the curve by Gimble · · Score: 1

      You should try the Magic Roundabout in Hemel Hempstead in the UK.

      Seven roads (including 2 dual-carriage or divided highways) converge on to one mega roundabout. Each road intersection is actually a min-roundabout and traffic goes around the main roundabout in two concentric circles, the outer one clockwise, the inner one anti-clockwise.

      Hours of fun were had when I was a kid watching non-locals trying to either get on or off the roundabout.

    6. Re:Michigan is far ahead of the curve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't a roundabout better that this solution?

  14. Heard this before by ggeens · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Last year, one of my coworkers told me the same story.

    He also said he knew a place that was virtually unreachable unless you took a left turn. It was not uncommon to see a UPS truck circle around the place a few times before they arrived.

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    1. Re:Heard this before by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I'm giving the UPS software developers too much credit, but that sounds like an urban legend to me. The route planning is done by software, isn't it? I could understand "driving" in circles in the software as it avoided left turns while attempted to find the best route, but it would surely eventually have tried the left turn, found that to be better, discarded the route(s) with redundant right turns and presented the superior route with the left turn to the driver.

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  15. England by WibbleOnMars · · Score: 1

    Of course, this'll really screw them up when they try to apply it to their deliveries in the UK....

    1. Re:England by should_be_linear · · Score: 2, Funny

      Each self-respecting programmer will tell you that in UK it is enough to reverse algorithm and travel backwards.

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    2. Re:England by DrJokepu · · Score: 1

      Each self-respecting programmer will tell you that in UK it is enough to reverse algorithm and travel backwards.
      You forget the existence of one-way roads, which are quite common here in London.
  16. just getting ready by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for the GOP debate once again

  17. Re:My rant - concept != implementation by scsirob · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's a difference between concept and implementation. Traffic shaping on highway onramps can help reduce congestion on the highways itself. This must be inplemented with some sort of feedback loop between traffic flow on the highway and the number of cars allowed onto it.

    If you are waiting a long time when no traffic is on the highway then the implementation is flawed.

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  18. In Related News.. by Spritzer · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...it seems FedEx has decided to cut costs simply by not delivering packages.

    Said FedEx spokesman Dewey Shippit, "We've found that there is a significant savings in randomly tossing packages into a large warehouse and not delivering them. The cost of delivering those packages far exceeds the cost of repeatedly 'issuing a trace' to locate the missing item."

    1. Re:In Related News.. by DMoylan · · Score: 1

      amateur compared to this announcement from irelands postal service.

      "That mail used to be handled by hand, now it's handled manually."
      Chief Executive of An Post, John Hines

    2. Re:In Related News.. by Sesticulus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Funny enough, this is close to the truth. In my last house if there was a Fedex package scheduled for Friday delivery, come about 3pm, guaranteed it would show up in the system as Address Unknown, even if the guy had been there the day before. Come Monday, they would try again and have no problems. We were pretty close to the end of the route and I think it was just a matter of being time to head out for early beers.

      On the other hand, I've had the UPS guy drop off a package after 9pm during the Christmas season. Those guys were working until they were done. That's the reason I avoid shipping Fedex.

    3. Re:In Related News.. by dpilot · · Score: 1

      When I first moved to Vermont, Christmas was approaching and I knew I was going to want to ship some packages via UPS. But there was no local phone number for UPS in the book, no address, only an 800 number. (Nor was there even a web, let alone mapquest or google maps.) So one evening I was out on the road, and happened to see a UPS truck ahead of me. I followed it, and found the UPS place. I suppose I could have called the 800 number and asked, but I hadn't around gotten to that before seeing the truck and following it.

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  19. Oregon has them too by dunc78 · · Score: 1

    I went to Oregon over the summer and they had the same setup. It was very confusing to me, having never seen a light on an entry ramp. Also, ramps are suppose to allow one to get up to speed and merge more easily, it seems that by brining people to a halt on the ramp, this becomes more difficult.

    1. Re:Oregon has them too by lb746 · · Score: 3, Informative

      They work great here in Columbus, Ohio. They only go on during heavy traffic times, and keep the flow of traffic on the highway going at a relatively quick speed. In Cleveland, where they do not have them. During a green light merge frenzy, the speed of the highway easily drops below the speed of local streets.

    2. Re:Oregon has them too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, ramps are suppose to allow one to get up to speed and merge more easily, it seems that by brining people to a halt on the ramp, this becomes more difficult.

      By letting only one car onto the ramp at a time, the car may have to start from a stop, but it can accelerate all the way up the ramp and merge. If all the cars rushed onto the ramp, some would certainly have to stop at the top of the ramp, and then fuck up the freeway traffic by pulling into it at 5mph or so.

      Of course, if traffic is already fucked up, no amount of stoplights will save you. While I'm ranting about fucked up traffic, can someone please find all the road designers who make entrance ramps onto exit-only lanes, as well as those who make exit ramps exit to left-turn-only lanes, and tie them down in the middle of the freeway? Thanks!

    3. Re:Oregon has them too by afidel · · Score: 1

      That's only true where they have designed the onramps wrong, if the ramps are properly spaced and have a sufficient length merge area for cars to get up to speed it works fine. Misdesigning the ramps and adding lights is just shifting the traffic problem from the highway to the ramps and local streets.

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    4. Re:Oregon has them too by norton_I · · Score: 1

      The point of them is actually to ensure that you have space to accelerate. You can't safely accelerate if there is a person right in front of you. You are supposed to stop well behind the freeway entrance, then give a few seconds for the person in front of you to leave a gap. Now you have clear space in front of you. In many cases they work quite well.

    5. Re:Oregon has them too by Zippy_wonderslug · · Score: 0

      I don't know which ones you are talking about, but since they installed the one at 315 and Rich/Town it seems that people don't even try to merge. They see the green light and go without looking to see if anyone is in the right lane. I think that the light has caused more misunderstanding with the drivers as it has traffic control.

      Just because the light is green, it doesn't mean that there isn't traffic in the lane, you still need to get up to speed.

    6. Re:Oregon has them too by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Also, ramps are suppose to allow one to get up to speed and merge more easily, it seems that by brining people to a halt on the ramp, this becomes more difficult."

      That's exactly what I was thinking!!

      Hell, by the time I'm at the end of the ramp near traffic, I'm usually easily going 70-85+ mph. If I had to hit the brakes at that speed....well, no way I'd stop before I hit traffic!!

      And yes, if I wasn't going that fast in most cases down here, you'd get run over as that traffic on the hwy is averaging about that speed at any time of day besides rush hour.

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    7. Re:Oregon has them too by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Most people I've seen just seem to ignore them.

      The problem is that they are placed so that if you stop for the red, you have no time to accelerate to merge properly with incoming traffic (unless you're in a little sports coupe and gun it). They also have a tendency to sort of just blink red-green on about a three second interval... I'm not really sure what that's supposed to accomplish, since at the speed you're normally approaching that would pretty much just cause you to slam on your brakes, then mash the accelerator again, and then have it be red by the time you passed anyway.

      I guess I can see the point of the idea, but I haven't seen an implementation in practice that seemed to make much sense. They need to be far enough out that they aren't actively impeding your ability to merge onto the road (or, as often seems to be the case, to hit the one open spot that you would have found fine by yourself in the incoming traffic).

  20. It's Safer, too by timtimtim2000 · · Score: 1, Informative

    Left turning cars are a big cause of motorcycle accidents. (It happened to Ben Roethlisberger of the Steelers.) I've read a lot about motorcycle safety and a major point was too look out for cars who are turning left. They never see you and cause some of the worst types of crashes.

    FTA:

    the software helped the company shave 28.5 million miles off its delivery routes

    Wow thats a lot of miles. This is a really good use of software engineering.

    1. Re:It's Safer, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you think about it, if its a yearly total, 28.5 million miles / 365 days / (big assumption) 50,000 vehicles You're only talking about 1 and a half miles per vehicle per day. Even if it were 1/5 of the vehicles, saving 8 miles a day isn't that large.

    2. Re:It's Safer, too by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      the software helped the company shave 28.5 million miles off its delivery routes
      Wow thats a lot of miles. This is a really good use of software engineering.

      It is a lot of miles, but I can't see how the reduction in mileage could be down to the avoiding-left-turns aspect of the software. A reduction in time, absolutely. A reduction in fuel consumption, plausible - you're avoiding idling while waiting to turn. But assuming they could get close to a shortest path route if they chose to, avoiding left turns must sometimes mean going a block further over than the shortest path, or even doubling back right round a block. That may well be quicker and perhaps more fuel efficient too, but shorter? I can only assume whatever they were using before didn't get anywhere close to the shortest path.

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  21. Stop lights are better by Thelasko · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I generally plan my routes to avoid left turns. I have since I first learned to drive. However, if I must make a left turn, I find making it at a stop light with a turn lane is much faster, safer and easier than making a left turn without a light on a busy street. Stop lights also save more time and energy than stop signs. Maybe UPS should consider that next.

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    1. Re:Stop lights are better by hsqueak · · Score: 1

      How are stop lights more efficient? I've often sat waiting at a red light when the cross-street is completely clear. With a stop sign, you stop, count three and then turn. 4-way stops make it a lot quicker for everyone concerned, not matter which way you're turning.

    2. Re:Stop lights are better by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Are you on crack?! Have you ever been to a for way stop on a busy street? Do you live in Oshkosh? It is a nightmare to figure out when to make a left turn from a four-way stop intersection when every way has a car waiting. Even the damn driver manual doesn't make any damn sense. You are supposed to yeild to the car on your right. This works when only two or three cars are waiting. However when all ways are waiting it doesn't work because what happens is that when one direction goes, the opposite direction take it upon themseles to go too if you are going straight because your blocking the intersection anyways. The problem arrised when all left turn lanes are queued up too. The left turn people don't really get a turn. They just have to force themselves out there and hope for the best. If the intersection doesn't have a left turn lane then I found a cheap trick to fix this broken system. You just don't signal and go straight when the traffic opposite goes (assuming they are not signaling to turn left). You go just past them, then signal and turn left behind them. It works every frickin' time. It's still a mess though. I'd rather every intersection had a traffic signal and a traffic flow sensor. When nobody is coming, the timing of the light should be sped up. In California 90% of all traffic light controled intersections either work on this method or on a schedule.

    3. Re:Stop lights are better by hsqueak · · Score: 1

      Glad I don't live in California. Stop lights rarely seem to have accurate traffic sensors. Stop signs work great in the south: whoever gets there first leaves first. If two cars arrive at the same time the one on the right goes first. Simple. If there's more than two cars someone normally takes the initiative and the others then figure it out from the previous rules.

    4. Re:Stop lights are better by coryking · · Score: 1

      Hi. I'm a driver, and I've never figured out "Yield to the Right." I suspect everybody else doesn't understand it either. The rules of a four way stop are simple:

      1) He who gets there first wins
      2) In a tie, it is a game of chicken. Whoever starts moving first wins. Usually somebody will wave the other guy on...

      Fuck the "yield to the right".

      PS: Traffic flow would be easier if all streets were one way.

    5. Re:Stop lights are better by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of the Reno 911 episode. "What do you do when you all arrive at the same time? Just Remember G-n-R. Gun it, and Run it!"

  22. Bangkok by Potor · · Score: 1

    Try driving in Bangkok!!!! Any given light was at least a 20 minute wait. Sometimes, up to 30 min. Still, I loved the place.

    1. Re:Bangkok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said bangkok, Beavis

    2. Re:Bangkok by c_forq · · Score: 1

      Try driving in Bangkok!!!

      As someone who has been to Bangkok I am going to have to turn down your invitation to get myself killed. I also think in the interest of public safety you should withdraw your invite, especially to those from countries that drive on the right side of the road - it is hard enough to get used to that change let alone the loose traffic laws and darting motorcycle taxis.

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    3. Re:Bangkok by digitig · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I also think in the interest of public safety you should withdraw your invite, especially to those from countries that drive on the right side of the road - it is hard enough to get used to that change let alone the loose traffic laws and darting motorcycle taxis. If Bangkok is anything like Mumbai, the side of the road is irrelevant. I had to ask a local which side of the road people were supposed to be driving on, because I couldn't tell by looking at the traffic.
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    4. Re:Bangkok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just check for aids when you go back home

    5. Re:Bangkok by Abreu · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, they have a toll elevated road there... I remember seeing BMWs and Audis in the elevated road and Opel Corsas and motorcycles (and Tuk Tuks, of course) in the regular road...

      Of course, me and my wife were ready for that and used rode the Metro, Bus and Canal whenever we could, and thus our experience was much richer...

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  23. No turns on red in the UK by mccalli · · Score: 5, Informative

    In case people don't know why the parent made that post - you can't make any sort of turn on red in the UK. Red means stop, and stop is what it means. No wiggle room.

    I remember driving in San Francisco, my first time driving in the US. I only got caught the once being beeped because I'd just stopped at red and didn't turn right although it was clear, but my other local transgression was a lot worse. We came up to some flashing red lights - I had no idea what they were for. There was one car in front of us before the lights, it stopped for a while and then went. I thought "ah ha - flashing red means stop and go if clear".

    It doesn't. It means "tram coming". I found this out at the end of the week we stayed there, suddenly realising I'd spent the entire week running red lights against trams...

    Cheers,
    Ian

    1. Re:No turns on red in the UK by ChronoReverse · · Score: 2, Informative

      Probably depends on the locale. The flashing red light means exactly what you deduced where I live.

    2. Re:No turns on red in the UK by jimicus · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, and we drive on the left in the UK. Which means that the turn which requires you to wait for a gap in traffic in two directions rather than just one is the right turn, not the left turn.

    3. Re:No turns on red in the UK by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Well, two flashing right lights side by side means Train crossing. Usually there's a cross as well.

      One flashing red light (either single or because the light has malfunctioned) indicates you treat it as if it were a stop sign.

      Further, usually a traffic signal which has lost power completely is treated as an all way stop for all roads intersecting, but few people seem to realize (or care) about this rule.

    4. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're at train tracks, flashing lights mean the train is coming. If you're at an intersection, flashing red is the equivalent of a stop sign, stop and then go when you can (Flashing yellow usually means that other people at the intersection have a flashing red, so keep an eye out for them).

      Also be careful with the right-on-red. There are a fair number of intersections with a "No turn on red" sign, and they're not always easy to see.

    5. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well .. it depends .. was it a "single red light" in the center of the traffic lane ? Similar to a normal traffic light but perhaps shorter ( one light in place of the three ( green amber red )) If so then yes it indeed means "stop and go if clear".

      If the flashing lights were two side by side and had a big white X in the middle of them , then that was a rail road crossing ( also for light rail / tram ) most of the times that type also has a gate that comes down across the road. But not always.

    6. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop and go if clear... If a tram is coming, i would imagine that would mean not clear...

    7. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember driving in San Francisco, my first time driving in the US. I only got caught the once being beeped because I'd just stopped at red and didn't turn right although it was clear, but my other local transgression was a lot worse. We came up to some flashing red lights - I had no idea what they were for. There was one car in front of us before the lights, it stopped for a while and then went. I thought "ah ha - flashing red means stop and go if clear".

      It doesn't. It means "tram coming". I found this out at the end of the week we stayed there, suddenly realising I'd spent the entire week running red lights against trams...


      No, the state of California disagrees with you. A flashing red light is equivalent to a stop sign: A flashing red signal light means "STOP." After stopping, you may proceed when it is safe. Observe the right-of-way rules.

      That is the case in Canada as well.

      Now maybe a tram/trolley has a device to trigger a flashing red light...

    8. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Tablespork · · Score: 1

      No, you were right the first time. Flashing red lights mean stop and go if clear, your mistake is that if a tram is coming it's NOT clear. Once the tram passes you may go, even if the lights stay on for a while.

    9. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      So you basically found out "red" means danger, "blinking red" means "OMG that's dangerous!!!"?

      Who would have guessed...

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    10. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Firethorn · · Score: 3, Informative

      Single flashing red light is the same as a stop sign. Single flashing yellow is caution. This most commonly involves malfunctioning stop lights, though I've also seen them around schools and some other special areas where they want to be a little more obvious. Flashing yellow light with 'school zone' sign and a speed limit means that the lower speed limit is in effect while the light is flashing.

      Two horizontal red lights flashing alternately and various train crossing signs = stop, train is coming or passing.

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    11. Re:No turns on red in the UK by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      really?

      My driver's training manual said a flashing red light is to be treated just like a stop sign. (I learned in California)

    12. Re:No turns on red in the UK by philipmather · · Score: 0

      ...and we have roundabouts as well, which seem to have been completely missed in the US although I believe the favored term is "rotary" instead? Actually, can you imagine what would happen if some budding terrorist deployed a magic roundabout... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_(Swindon) ...in any major metropolis of America? Regards,

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    13. Re:No turns on red in the UK by sjaguar · · Score: 0

      I used to live an hour north of San Francisco. When I would drive through San Fran, some drivers would beep at me because I did not enter the intersection and/or turn left on a red traffic light.

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    14. Re:No turns on red in the UK by jcorno · · Score: 1

      In case people don't know why the parent made that post - you can't make any sort of turn on red in the UK. Red means stop, and stop is what it means. No wiggle room.

      This is completely off topic. Neither the article nor the gp had anything to do with red lights. It was about turning across oncoming traffic. In the US, that's a left turn, because you have to wait for a break in traffic on the left side of the road before you can go. In the UK, and any other place where they drive on the left side of the road, they would need to reduce right turns, which would have the same problem. I can't believe I had to explain that.

    15. Re:No turns on red in the UK by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

      up in NH during icy/snowy weather they will set most traffic lights at an intersection to flashing yellow for the higher speed traffic directions and flashing reds for the lower speed traffic directions.

      This allows the higher speed traffic to just go through the intersection with caution and without fully stopping since attempting to stop on ice + intersections can lead to quite a few accidents.

      Most of the traffic lights around here run on sensors rather than timers anyway since there are so few cars on the road.

    16. Re:No turns on red in the UK by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Where I live they use flashing *yellow* lights to mean "stop, then go if clear"... but usually they just use stop signs.

    17. Re:No turns on red in the UK by DaggertipX · · Score: 2, Informative

      There have been a few roundabouts built recently in various areas around where I live in Utah... no one seems to know what to do when they get to them. It's a new enough concept around here that I suppose it will take a few years for people to adjust.

    18. Re:No turns on red in the UK by sjaguar · · Score: 0

      Near where I live, there is a "roundabout." At least, that is what it is called. I guess technically it is a traffic signal. It is definitely important to know the difference. I was in the circle and I foolishly assumed that I had the right-of-way.

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    19. Re:No turns on red in the UK by afidel · · Score: 1

      Where do they not realize a malfunctioning light is an all way stop!? I can't imagine the chaos and accidents that would be caused by people just blowing through the light. Everywhere I've driven during a power outage (mostly midwest) I've seen the vast majority of people obey this rule. Sure some people don't do it correctly and just their turn thus causing a 1-2-1 cross instead of 1-1-1-1 cross but you get that even at 4 way stop signs.

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    20. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      I know of a few rotaries in/around Boston (Massachusetts) , people seem to have no trouble navigating them... There's a few european-style ones which sit on bridges above highways allowing you to join or leave the highway in either direction.

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    21. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Hythlodaeus · · Score: 1

      There aren't many places in the US besides SF where you'd encounter a trolley. A flashing red light in most cases is equivalent to the standard octagonal stop sign.

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    22. Re:No turns on red in the UK by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      Further, usually a traffic signal which has lost power completely is treated as an all way stop for all roads intersecting, but few people seem to realize (or care) about this rule.

      Maybe they don't know or care about it where you live, but that's not universal. Where I live (Southern California) this rule seems to be well known and respected. I was amazed the first time I was around during a blackout. Everyone knew and followed the rules about what to do when the traffic lights were out. They were even polite about it; nobody was honking or trying to go before their turn.

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    23. Re:No turns on red in the UK by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      I would only deduce that if there were a tram track in the road at the location where the blinking red light was.

      Else, I would have deduced as you did, and presumed that there was a malfunctioning stop-light control.

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    24. Re:No turns on red in the UK by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      I live in a small town (40k people or so) most of the traffic lights do this every night, after 10pm or so. Most of their lights are old, and have timers, not sensors. So now you don't have to stop at 11pm, and wait while you are the only one in the intersection.

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    25. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Wannabe+Code+Monkey · · Score: 1

      There was one car in front of us before the lights, it stopped for a while and then went. I thought "ah ha - flashing red means stop and go if clear".

      Everywhere I've driven, the northeast, a blinking red light is to be treated exactly as a stop sign. So I would have done exactly as you.

      It doesn't. It means "tram coming". I found this out at the end of the week we stayed there, suddenly realising I'd spent the entire week running red lights against trams...

      I don't get it. If they want you to stop for a tram, why not just use a solid red which is unambiguous? Also, wouldn't your interpretation mean that the first guy you stopped behind was also running red lights against trams?

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    26. Re:No turns on red in the UK by onefriedrice · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that in Utah, too. And people really are clueless. I hate it when I'm going around and some nut thinks it's his right-of-way to get on the roundabout so he drives in without even looking making me slam on the breaks. The dumbest thing I've seen was someone going around the wrong way. Even if the arrows didn't making it quite obvious, how would it make sense to anyone to turn left on a roundabout....

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    27. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Quite often the mechanism used to change the lights jams, and so lights will be stuck in a fixed position... One direction of traffic gets green, another gets red... See how long it take for people to realise the lights are busted and go anyway.

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    28. Re:No turns on red in the UK by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      In case people don't know why the parent made that post - you can't make any sort of turn on red in the UK. Red means stop, and stop is what it means. No wiggle room. I had an encounter with an odd set of lights (in the UK), that didn't seem to work like that.
      It was one of the normal sets with an extra "turn right allowed" green light added to the side. Apparently, at THIS intersection, it had been set up so that the green "turn right" light only comes on if someone actually enters the intersection from the turn-right lane. If they don't (e.g. because the light isn't on), then the light never comes on. Surely just being in the turn-right lane should have been enough?
      I can understand that its a moderately busy road, and so they tried to make the lights vaguely intelligent about when they change, but it just didn't work intuitively.
    29. Re:No turns on red in the UK by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      In Vermont, it seems, especially on a four lane road (Williston Road and Dorset Street, South Burlington). Also to some extent in Rochester, NY. There though the intersections could be slightly bigger (2 left turn lanes, a right turn lane, and two straight lanes) and cops have to direct things to some extent.

      In Vermont though, I suspect its because I live in Burlington, "the big city" and the country hicks simply don't know how to drive in a city. Outside of Burlington, there's a suprising number of dirt roads still. Bring your shotgun though.

    30. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why isn't there a left turn on red rule for those driving little endian?

    31. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Brian360 · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised (at least in the US). Drivers have a tendency to be lemmings and if they're unsure of something, they'll just do what the car in front of them does. During a wind storm where power was just restored here in Western WA, I approached an intersection where the signal had recently come on from an outage. It was flashing red in all directions (I guess this is the bootup state of this cities lights, I've seen it happen elsewhere). Yet when I approached, cross traffic from my left was NOT STOPPING! It was insane! At least 15 cars in that direction (two lanes) went through before a smart independent thinker driver decided flashing red means STOP.

      A very similar story happened when I was in Phoenix, too, turning onto an arterial from a side street. On this side of the country, if it isn't clearly red, yellow, or green, its pratcially every man for himself :)

    32. Re:No turns on red in the UK by operagost · · Score: 1

      Philadelphia still has a limited trolley line. The cars obey the traffic lights, as far as I can tell.

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    33. Re:No turns on red in the UK by meatspray · · Score: 1

      http://www.cyberdriveillinois.com/publications/rules_of_the_road/rr_chap08.html

      When you're not sitting at tracks:
      Flashing Red means stop and yeald the right of way.
      Flashing Yellow means proceed with caution.

      Flashing red for trains is usually accompanied by a bell and often a pike.
      Trolleys in SF are the odd man out with their own unique system.

      Here's a pretty good set of Right/Left turn on red rules for North America
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_turn_on_red

    34. Re:No turns on red in the UK by holophrastic · · Score: 1

      Thank you for this. Most people here (I'm in Canada) are just as retarted as those in the states. You're not allowed to turn "right" on red. You're allowed to not cross any lanes of traffic on red.

      When driving friends and family, I like to take a slight detour and go in front of a particular local police station, and turn left on the red light. My passenger freaks out, not realizing that as an intersection of two one-way streets, I've crossed no lanes.

      Incidentally, UPS is retarded. I just shipped four boxes to Florida -- my grandmother's computer. One of the boxes was their HP printer. The UPS driver ignored the way-bill, and just delivered the box to the local HP office. What an idiot. Thankfully, after having been notified that they'd lost one of the boxes, HP called them. Apparently, this happens a lot with HP and UPS.

      Sheesh, you'd think that UPS drivers would be able to read in order to be able to drive. Guess not, seeing as how HP in Mississauga ain't no where near the 24-hour drive to Florida.

    35. Re:No turns on red in the UK by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Around here (south Denver suburbs), some traffic lights switch from the usual red-green-yellow cycle to flashing yellow (or red for cross traffic) in the late hours when traffic volume is low. This lets cross traffic treat the light as a stop sign instead of having to wait several minutes for it to cycle to green for them.

      I don't recall seeing it in the US, but in Canada it's not uncommon to have a flashing green either before or after the regular solid green, as an indication that "it's only green in your direction" and go ahead and make turns without worrying about oncoming traffic. Here they just add a green arrow light for controlling turns.

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    36. Re:No turns on red in the UK by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      We came up to some flashing red lights - I had no idea what they were for. There was one car in front of us before the lights, it stopped for a while and then went. I thought "ah ha - flashing red means stop and go if clear".

      It doesn't. It means "tram coming". I found this out at the end of the week we stayed there, suddenly realising I'd spent the entire week running red lights against trams...


      That's what it means in San Francisco? Wow. I'm a California native and I didn't even know that. Down here in LA and Orange County, it means exactly what you thought it would, stop and go if clear (similar to a four way stop sign).

    37. Re:No turns on red in the UK by keith134 · · Score: 0

      Actually, in most parts of the US, it does mean stop and go if clear. I dont live in a city with a street level tram system, thus flashing red here (Atlanta) only means that. Railroad crossings are marked with red flashing lights, a warning bell, and an automatic gate that comes down.

    38. Re:No turns on red in the UK by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Actually there are plenty of places in the US where you might encounter a trolley or a streetcar. It's just that most places these days call them "light rail".

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    39. Re:No turns on red in the UK by koogydelbbog · · Score: 1

      > In case people don't know why the parent made that post
      > - you can't make any sort of turn on red in the UK.
      > Red means stop, and stop is what it means. No wiggle room.

      unless you are a cyclist who *appear* to be able to ignore traffic lights, especailly those on pelican crossings.

    40. Re:No turns on red in the UK by jimicus · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that in Utah, too. And people really are clueless.

      Well, it is the home state of SCO.

    41. Re:No turns on red in the UK by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      I guess it would if you came upon one of these signs!

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    42. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Alex+Zepeda · · Score: 1

      Solid red is stop, right turn (or left onto a one way street going left) allowed unless otherwise indicated by sign. Flashing red is equivalent to a stop sign. Flashing red with appropriate signage does indeed mean stop and wait for the streetcar to pass. I've only seen one intersection like this, however. Dead traffic signal equals all way stop.

      It's not THAT hard, especially if you were to, you know, read up on the regulations (or stop by the DMV) before actually driving.

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    43. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but in the US flashing red lights do not always mean "tram comming". You see flashing red lights at train/railroad crossings and also at intersections.

      If the lights in an intersection are flashing red, it means that you have to stop, the same as if there was a stop sign. If there is no one coming through the intersection or if all directions have flashing red lights and it is your turn, then you can go on through the intersection (after stopping of course).

      If there are flashing red lights at a train intersection you are supposed to stop and wait for the train to pass and for the lights to stop flashing.

      So the meaning of a flashing red light is based on the environment in which it is found.

    44. Re:No turns on red in the UK by f1055man · · Score: 1

      If you have the option of blaming a fuck up on Florida or any other individual/organization/phenomenon I suggest you go with Florida. Odds are.

    45. Re:No turns on red in the UK by ZERO1ZERO · · Score: 1
      I'm in the UK, and what your'e talking about is filter light.

      "Surely just being in the turn-right lane should have been enough?"

      In a lot of junctions it is, but the idea is to _keep_the_traffic_moving_. If you don't have a filter light, then cars turning right (across the carriageway) have to wait for a gap in the oncoming traffic, fine you may say, but it means cars behind are held up, and often there isn't a gap until the lights turn back to red again, so at most 1 or 2 cars get through on that lane.

      This causes a tailback right as the previous set of lights will allow more cars through if there is room (which there probably won't be now...)

      In many cases there is an additional _filter_lane_ which can accomodate enough cars to get them out of the main stream of traffic.

      Usually the main green light turns first, and then 15-secs later the filter light turns. Filter lights can be on both the left or the right and can even filter traffic straight through.

    46. Re:No turns on red in the UK by mollymoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just being in the turn-right lane should be enough for what? I'm not exactly sure I followed what your problem with them was. Do lights where you live stop three directions at once, allowing just one of the four directions to go as they please? That's extremely rare in the UK, if you're expecting that I could see why you may not get the point. Generally in the UK it's green for one road, in both directions, at a time. If you want to turn right and there's no filter light (that's what the arrows are called), you have to wait for a green and a gap. Even when it's very busy, two or three cars can get through in the gap created by the interval between one set of lights turning red and the other set turning green. Having to wait for a gap can create a backup of traffic waiting to turn right, hence the presence of filter lights at junctions where quite a lot of people want to turn right. The green arrow means you have priority (it has stopped the oncoming traffic), no green arrow but a green on the main lights means you can go but do not have priority over oncoming traffic. Using filters means cars traveling in opposite directions can both have priority (and know they have priority) to turn right simultaneously, which I don't think you could manage without them, you'd have to do it one direction at a time.

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    47. Re:No turns on red in the UK by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      Yeah, normally on setups like that the light comes on by itself, before or after the main one.

      In this case though, it didn't come on AT ALL unless you pulled on to the junction.

    48. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Sinical · · Score: 1

      I thought "ah ha - flashing red means stop and go if clear".

      It actually does mean this most/all other places. The way I learned it was "flashing red lights are equivalent to a stop sign". They usually use them in my area at crosswalks: they start solid red for awhile but turn flashing red after a reasonable interval (to give slower folks a chance to finish crossing). So perhaps you weren't so wrong. We do get flashing reds with trains, but it's the lowered wooden arm gives the contextual hint (aside from the tracks...).
    49. Re:No turns on red in the UK by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      Just being in the turn-right lane should be enough for what? For it to "intelligently" change the lights so that cars coming the other way were stopped and the green turn right light was on. Stupid intelligent junction.

      Basically, it was like this:
      Two lanes leading up to the intersection. Left is explicitly straight-on only, right is turn-right-only (there was no left turn). One set of lights on your side of the intersection, one opposite (pretty normal). The lights had a main set and a "right" filter light. The intersection did have markings _in_ it for an area one car could wait to turn right when traffic was going both ways (which I didn't notice at first, and I'd only previously seen on intersections without a filter light). You had to be in these markings, in the intersection, for the "turn right" light to go green (no signs warning that it was an "intelligent" light either). The idea, presumably, was to not disrupt traffic going the other way if no-one was turning right.

      My confusion, I suppose, was from my assumption that because there _was_ a turn-right filter light, that I couldn't enter the intersection at all until it went green, regardless of the state of the main light (which I presumed was for straight-on only). Normally it wouldn't make a difference, because it would go green by itself later, but this light was "intelligent".

      The highway code is being unusually vague about filter lights. It only says that if they're green then you can turn that way (regardless of the main light), it doesn't say whether you can't when they are off but the main light is on.
    50. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They use flashing yellows/reds late at night here, after traffic volume has mostly diminished, since it makes sense then and makes travel faster (don't have to stop at minor intersections on a fast road).

    51. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A single flashing red light hanging over the middle of the roadway is the same as a stop sign. Usually they'll have flashing yellows in the direction running perpendicular to them, and those just mean "watch out, that other guy may think you're supposed to stop, so he's just gonna pull out in front of you."

      You say flashing red lights, so I don't know if there were more than one at that location, but if there's just one over the middle of the road then I might have made the same mistake.

    52. Re:No turns on red in the UK by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see. That does sound unusual, normally being in the right-turn lane at the normal stop line would be sufficient to trigger it (though it may not trigger as soon you expect, sometimes you have to wait an entire sequence). It would work fairly naturally for a native driver though, as its normal here when the main light goes green to advance from the line to the kind of position you'd take up when turning right at a junction with no lights, even when you can't immediately get across. I guess that habit developed from lights with no filter, where there is a bit of a dash to turn right as the lights change. It could also be that being beyond the line means you're technically past those lights and can thus go whenever it's safe - I don't know if that's the legal position, but it is fairly normal behaviour. When they don't want you to turn right when the main light goes green there will be there will be two full sets of lights rather than one set with just the additional green filter arrow.

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    53. Re:No turns on red in the UK by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      In San Francisco they use flashing red lights a lot during the middle of the day in low traffic areas, cuts down on congestion a lot.

    54. Re:No turns on red in the UK by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      I am a native driver ;)

      I use the kind with no filter light (where you're expected to pull on to the junction and wait for traffic to stop going the other way) all the time (though they typically only have one lane up to the junction, not two) one like that is part of my journey home from work each day.

      I'd just never encountered that wierd hybrid of the "turn right when the light is green" and "pull forward and turn right when you can" that that one seemed to be.

    55. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 1

      ...and I know rotaries in the Boston area where, while people have no trouble navigating them, they break every rule in the book. For example, nobody gives way to traffic in the roundabout at the rotary between Concorde Ave and Fresh Pond Parkway in Cambridge. It's fine if you just do what everyone else does, but if you attempt to actually use it properly and expect all the entering traffic from Fresh Pond Parkway to give way - you'll cause an accident.

    56. Re:No turns on red in the UK by olivebridge · · Score: 1

      I'm not from Canada but i drive there sometimes. Canada has a flashing green light... which if i remember correctly is the same as the left-arrow in the US.

      unlike other Canadian cities, right-turn-on-red is not allowed in Montreal.

    57. Re:No turns on red in the UK by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      That's odd. In the rest of the US, flashing red means the light control box is broken and you should come to a complete stop before proceeding. As opposed to flashing yellow which.. I'm not sure what it means, but I think it's something along the lines of, "The street you're crossing has flashing red, which the wankers that drive on it will ignore, so you'd better come to a complete stop, too."

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    58. Re:No turns on red in the UK by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Where do they not realize a malfunctioning light is an all way stop!? "

      It isn't that way down here in NOLA....when malfunctioning, the lights default to red in one direction...yellow in the other....so, stop one side, cautious the other. If traffic is backed up, people naturally will all stop and take turns....but, usually this is not needed.

      Of course this IS the town where one of the old sayings is:

      "You know you're from New Orleans if...

      --as you're cussing out the tourists and buses, you're the third one to run the red light."

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    59. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Which means that the turn which requires you to wait for a gap in traffic in two directions rather than just one is the right turn, not the left turn."

      Guess what, no matter which side you drive on, the SAME FUCKING PROBLEM OCCURS BUT VICE-VERSA!

      This post being modded informative when the "This ain't the UK!" joke has been played out for so long it's no longer funny is just fucking stupid.

      Mods need more of a brain. Seriously, the GP was joking. If you can't detect that sarcasm in a supposed text-only no-feeling post, then you need to go back to school.

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    60. Re:No turns on red in the UK by timothy · · Score: 1

      a) They're not totally absent in the U.S. -- just blessedly rare ;) (However, the menace is growing ...) There are some famous ones in Washington and, for instance, and I've seen some built in Maryland in the past several years. The mayor of Seattle (otherwise an excellent city!) is a fan of them. Pennsylvania has plenty of them, which is on my list of Reasons to Leave Pennsylvania in a few months ;) I've seen way too many accidents (the results, actually) and near accidents, sometimes when I've been either the passenger or the driver of the car, because (as others have pointed out) traffic circles in the U.S. may work smoothly most of the time, but that's not because the rules are followed, only because enough people are used to their unique etiquette. I hate them, consider them zones of lawlessness. People drive nuttily within them, like the high speed version of some parking lots I've been in.

      b) They're also called by several names, some of which are probably truly interchangeable, and some of which carry some deeper connotations which are lost both on me and (says me) most other drivers as well. "Rotary" is the term I have known longest, and Massachusetts has plenty of them -- I dread the signs that say "ROTARY AHEAD," which IMO isn't far from "ABANDON YE ALL HOPE." There's also "roundabout" (sounds cute, like a stuffed toy, or a playground ride) and the generic "traffic circle."

      On a similar topic Pennsylvania and New Jersey both do something I tend to like, called a "jughead turn" -- to avoid left turns (I guess usually it's paired with their being illegal :)), the driver takes a right along a small loop. On major highways, this is developed into elaborate form as a cloverleaf or even double cloverleaf exit, but on small roads, it's just a jughead :) I dunno if this term is in common use; but it was when my parents were growing up in the 40s and 50s, I think.

      (This is not to say that left turns are universally banned in areas with jugheads; not every turn merits one, and left hand turns are not *generally* illegal, only when marked.)

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    61. Re:No turns on red in the UK by jmdc · · Score: 1

      In other parts of the US, a red light flashing means exactly what you thought!

    62. Re:No turns on red in the UK by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      In case people don't know why the parent made that post - you can't make any sort of turn on red in the UK. Red means stop, and stop is what it means. No wiggle room.
      True but most larger junctions have green arrows which when lit mean you can go in the direction of the arrow regardless of other lights.

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    63. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Jardine · · Score: 1

      I'm not from Canada but i drive there sometimes. Canada has a flashing green light... which if i remember correctly is the same as the left-arrow in the US.

      unlike other Canadian cities, right-turn-on-red is not allowed in Montreal.


      I see the green left-turn arrow more often now than the flashing green light. I think when lights are replaced now, they're putting in ones with the arrow. The ones that have the flashing green light tend to look older and are usually in small towns.

      And right-turn-on-red is not allowed in all of Quebec last I checked.

    64. Re:No turns on red in the UK by plsavaria · · Score: 1

      In fact, right-turn-on-red is allowed in Quebec (except in Montreal) since 2002. In other cities, some intersections have a "no-right-turn-on-red" sign.

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    65. Re:No turns on red in the UK by pathological+liar · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily.

      In Nova Scotia and Ontario, flashing green means you have right of way, and that the other direction has a red light. Unsure about other provinces.

      So far so good.

      In British Columbia, that same signal means the intersection is pedestrian controlled (press a button, light changes eventually), and otherwise behaves like a 4-way stop... which is fine, except if you're a Nova Scotian who has no idea the same signal has a *very* different meaning, and almost get killed by a logging truck that you suddenly realize has no intention of stopping.

      Good times, good times.

    66. Re:No turns on red in the UK by nbritton · · Score: 1

      A flashing red light does mean "stop and go if clear"... Think stop sign. A flashing yellow light means yield. I think maybe you confused the train crossing light with a traffic light. In the US you can always turn right on red, unless there is a sign saying "no turn on red".

    67. Re:No turns on red in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, at night (around 10pm where I live), most of the traffic lights start flashing and resume solid mode at around 6 in the morning.

  24. Re:And this is all because by ricklow · · Score: 0

    There was a divergence of philosophies. NASCAR (on ovals anyway) is *nothing but* left turns.

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  25. Another money-maker - call DHL... by MrPCsGhost · · Score: 0

    ... or some other delivery company, get them make all left turns, and then they can rotate out their tires to each other.

    I can see their program hang when it tries to process a required left-hand turn from one one-way street to another.

  26. Re:My rant - concept != implementation by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    Those are being installed all around Atlanta as we speak. I was at a public feedback meeting for adding HOV lanes to I-285 a month or so ago, and happened to find out that, at least in Atlanta, they were planning to control those onramp lights manually, using cameras and human operators. I don't know how many onramps a single operator is supposed to control, but I could easily imagine him not paying sufficient attention and leaving a ramp sitting on red for a few minutes, or going to the bathroom, or any number of other things.

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  27. Clockwise vs Counter-Clockwise by dunc78 · · Score: 1

    The issue is that in America, we go around our roundabouts counter-clockwise (looking from the top); therefore, to get out of the roundabout we turn right. On the other hand, I suppose in the UK (though I have never been) they go around the roundabouts clockwise; therefore, to get out of the roundabout they turn left. Not sure why you bring up the side of the car the steering wheel is on, as that is irrelevant.

  28. In other news... by SlipperHat · · Score: 1

    The number of right turns a typical UPS van takes has gone up threefold.

  29. I hope the mapping software is better then online. by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    I hope the mapping software is better then online maps that are sometimes missing roads, tell you to get on and off the same highway many times in a roll in the same city.

    And what do they when the map tells them to make a trun that can't be made as the road may be set to block that trun and what about roads that are not yet on the map?

    The new part of I-355 is missing from all of the online maps.

  30. Both UPS and Fedex's software can do this by celnick · · Score: 5, Informative
    The routing software used by UPS, Fedex and USPS all can be used to minimize different turning directions. I used to work at Fedex home delivery and this would be a prime parameter for drivers with larger trucks. The software also can plot you to specific points during the day, like avoiding downtown during rush hour. Although it can minimize left turns, it sometimes makes you drive in circles to do so, makes you go far out of the way, down little streets (since like GPS it doesn't really know any better).

    The article is actually about how UPS is going to lessen global warming or some such silly thing like that. They aren't, the increased distance the route can plot makes you drive as long (it doesn't truly matter if your diesel truck is idling at a light or driving in a circle). It is, however, easier for a driver to make less left turns and probably has some sort of psychological effect on other drivers to not see them in the left lane.



    "Last year, according to Heather Robinson, a U.P.S. spokeswoman, the software helped the company shave 28.5 million miles off its delivery routes, which has resulted in savings of roughly three million gallons of gas and has reduced CO2 emissions by 31,000 metric tons."

    The software is excellent, it makes great routes, can cut down on any number of hassles, but seriously the main point is NOT to eliminate left turns. The software is meant to get more packages out, more quickly, to more people, with less drivers, and more profit.

    Silly NY Times writers.

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    1. Re:Both UPS and Fedex's software can do this by Bazman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I remember using Arc/Info Version 4 in about 1990 and its routing software let you specify a 'turn impedance' at every node (junction), so that going from arc id 2 to arc id 4 would add a weight of 2.5, and going from arc id 2 to arc id 6 would add a weight of 5.6, or whatever. Each arc also has a weight for the length of time it takes to go along it, and then you just did your usual solve for minimum weight. We did this for ambulance travel times.

      Nice to see Fedex have dragged themselves into the 90s.

    2. Re:Both UPS and Fedex's software can do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the main point is NOT to eliminate left turns. The software is meant to get more packages out, more quickly, to more people, with less drivers, and more profit. Silly NY Times writers.

      The point is always to get more values. For an individual, more values could mean more disposable time, more experience, more positive self-image, more money, whatever. For a corporation, more values means more money. Saving resources such as time or gas is a way of making more money. The NYTimes is giving businesses an additional incentive to do things like these by rewarding them with some subtle marketing, which ultimately means more money. The only reason for this angle is that the motive of making money is by many people incorrectly identified as the problem when they see an action they dislike. It's like condemning breathing when someone does something you dislike--if only they weren't breathing, they never would have done it. Well... duh.

  31. Can you hear me now? by RingDev · · Score: 4, Interesting

    After the .Com bubble burst left the IT market in shambles, us contractors were scrambling for work. One of the odd jobs I wound up with in that time frame was doing exactly what the "Can you hear me now? Good!" guy did. Only I had a car, multiple phones, and a lap top with some really cool software.

    I drove virtually every road from NW Chicago, to Door County Wisconsin, over to LaCrosse, and down to Iowa. And it only took a handful of days to start looking for route optimizations. We didn't have software to do it for us, we had state maps, plotter maps, and the laptop maps with GPS. Eliminating Left turns in busy areas, specifically those with out turn signals was always a high priority.

    I can imagine the problem would be even more significant for UPS drives because of the number of left turns they will have to make in uncontrolled intersections. Turning left on a 4-lane avenue with no traffic lights into driveways, frontage roads, parking lots, what ever, can be a PITA in a car, let alone a straight-truck. The amount of gas they can save from idling, and gunning it hard to clear traffic probably adds up to a significant amount over the length of the day.

    -Rick

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    1. Re:Can you hear me now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eliminating Left turns in busy areas, specifically those with out turn signals was always a high priority. Turn signals are the blinking lights on a car.
      A stop light (aka traffic semaphore) is the correct name. Controlled intersections have lights, uncontrolled intersections have yeild signs or stop signs.

      Eliminating left turns in busy areas, specifically uncontrolled intersections, was always a high priority.

      Cute anecdote. INAGN, but it was hard to read.
    2. Re:Can you hear me now? by falcon5768 · · Score: 1
      Sorry AC, but your quite a bit wrong here. A turn signal can be EITHER the lights on a car that signal a turn, OR in some regions a alternate name for the turning lights in many metropolitan intersections that enable left hand turns before the opposing traffic can go through the intersection.

      Many regions call traffic lights traffic signals. If you are going to go about correcting someone, it would help if you understand that not everyone holds to the same naming conventions as you and your area does.

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  32. Nice idea, but... by MightyPez · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I drove for UPS and will say I hope it works out. Any way to shave precious seconds off a delivery are welcomed.

    However, having used the DIAD IV system, I can't see it working out too well. If you're not familiar with it, DIAD is the little brown LCD screen you sign whenyou get a package and has all the stops a driver makes in his day organized in an order that is suppose to be the easiest and quickest. The problem is very rarely is it done right. So you'll be driving on 4th, and the next stop will be on the same end of 3rd. The problem is 3rd is a one way and if you turn on it you'll be hitting oncoming traffic. So you either need to swing around the block (wasteful use of time) or deliver it later via a different route.

    Fortunately nobody with half a brain relies on DIAD for their route info. A driver with enough experience will know their route and what stops to make when.

    With that being said, it was easily the worst job I ever had. I ran all day and barely ate. In a 2-3 week period I lost 15 pounds.

    1. Re:Nice idea, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was amused and interested to see that both FedEx and UPS finally figured out
      that they could each use the same truck to deliver to both my house and the
      condo complex next door, even though the condo complex was in a different city,
      and had a completely different address (since the index location for each city's
      street numbering system were very different). Of course, the US Postal Service
      hasn't twigged to that yet, and never will, since the two cities in question are
      served by two different sectional facilities dozens of miles apart.

      But, that's life in South Florida - a mosaic of special interests, not a community.

    2. Re:Nice idea, but... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      With that being said, it was easily the worst job I ever had. I ran all day and barely ate. In a 2-3 week period I lost 15 pounds.

      Hmm... That might help explain why most of the longer service UPS delivery people have been thin and fit looking. ;)

      Sounds like a great weight loss plan - work out while they're paying you!

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    3. Re:Nice idea, but... by MightyPez · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if you see a fat UPS driver it means he probably has a cherry route and has had it for a long time.

    4. Re:Nice idea, but... by timeOday · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I would assume these systems get more accurate over time as more people use routing data.

      Also, besides simply waiting for the technology to mature, delivery companies in particular are in the perfect position to gather valuable routing data (instead of just taking whatever Navteq gives them). Using the GPS on their vehicles, they should be tracking how long it takes to traverse each stretch of road and each intersection or turn, all depending on the day of week, time of day, etc. A simple rule such as "prefer right turns at all intersections" is an OK start, but it could get so much more detailed.

    5. Re:Nice idea, but... by barzok · · Score: 1

      Hmm... That might help explain why most of the longer service UPS delivery people have been thin and fit looking. ;)

      Sounds like a great weight loss plan - work out while they're paying you!
      And if you can make it 20-25 years, I hear the pension plan is phenomenal.
    6. Re:Nice idea, but... by Xelios · · Score: 1

      I loaded package cars for UPS for a few months during college and I can certainly understand why driving for them would be a stressful job. There were many days when package cars were stuffed from top to bottom, leaving barely enough space to open the back door, especially around Christmas time (oh, how we all hated Christmas time...). Any way to shave time off deliveries would likely be very welcomed by the drivers. Some were on the road from 8 am to 8 pm nearly every day.

      On a related note, putting a "Fragile" sticker on your package gets you nowhere. Every second package to go through UPS is marked "Fragile"; after a few days of seeing this most package handlers just stop caring.

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    7. Re:Nice idea, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am very interested in your new weight loss program! Where do I sign up?

    8. Re:Nice idea, but... by Alex+Zepeda · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I love when UPS drivers try and get creative with directions. I end up getting my packages around 7-8:30pm.

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    9. Re:Nice idea, but... by ZJVavrek · · Score: 1

      That's what my friends in the military always tell me. "And hey, the benefits are awesome. You know, if you're alive when you retire."

    10. Re:Nice idea, but... by jherrick · · Score: 1

      Whatever, Mister Diet-Commercial...

    11. Re:Nice idea, but... by nmos · · Score: 1

      Sounds like maybe they have it backward then. Maybe they should be analizing the actual routes taken by experienced drivers tuning the recomended routes based on that.

    12. Re:Nice idea, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With that being said, it was easily the worst job I ever had. I ran all day and barely ate. In a 2-3 week period I lost 15 pounds.


      Wow, that could be the best job ever for about %50 of America. Cure obesity by working for UPS!
    13. Re:Nice idea, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With that being said, it was easily the worst job I ever had. I ran all day and barely ate. In a 2-3 week period I lost 15 pounds. Many people would find weight loss a benefit in a job. Can you find no other criticism for your work? You get to organize your routes as you see fit, not staring at a screen all day, and I've heard you can listen to your own music (on the radio, which I could see being a good or bad thing, depending on the quality of local radio). No pointy-haired boss with mindless tasks, and I doubt drivers are involved in many meetings or brainstorming sessions. No need to make a lot of idle chatter with recipients of packages, compared to other at-home services (say, any general repair).
    14. Re:Nice idea, but... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      To put it into more perspective, there's the '10 most deadly jobs' list. Careers like fishing(142), professional pilots and flight engineers(88), logging(82), Iron and Steel workers(61), etc...

      The US active duty force is about 1,426,700 active duty military members, with an additional 1,259,000 in the various reserve and guard units. There were 882 military deaths in Iraq in 2006. This would be a mix of active and reserve members though, and wouldn't count deaths otherwise. Afghanistan would add some, but outside of combat military members are about as likely to be killed at work as office workers.

      Counting just the active duty members, that gives us 61.8 deaths per 100,000, or right around being a steel worker, plenty of whom make it to retirement.

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    15. Re:Nice idea, but... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Using the GPS on their vehicles

      Doesn't even have to be that complex - with the billions of packages UPS has delivered, all time-stamped, I'll bet their existing database has everything they need to figure out optimal routes based on statistical data mining of packages to be delivered, their weight, locations, etc. Just daily variations (road closed, traffic jams, etc.) will force occasional variations from any pre-determined optimal.

      Would make a fun Ph.D thesis.

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  33. I first learned it watching Cop Land... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

    ...when Figgis tells Freddy something along the lines of:

    "Red light, don't fight, turn right."

    It works in traffic, it works in life. Not all the time, mind you, but a lot more than you'd think.

  34. pre-planning? Is that what they do by 1shooter · · Score: 2, Funny
    before they plan?

    With a fleet of vehicles their size, the time and money saved by planning routes that try to eliminate left turns means big savings. There, fixed it for you.

    Somebody needs to use a spell checker. Something is either planned or unplanned. There is no "pre".
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  35. Having solved all other problems... by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Like keeping lazy-ass drivers from throwing fragile one-of-a-kind packages onto your porch. They totally destroyed a pair of vintage Revox reel-to-reel recorders and totally blew off my claims. FIX THAT YOU BASTARDS!!!

  36. Re:My rant - concept != implementation by NetDanzr · · Score: 1

    I drive on I-75, 85 and 285 to and from work every day, and I got the impression that those lights are used not for controlling how much traffic can hit the interstates, but because Atlanta drivers don't know the concept of zipper traffic. By the way, those lights already work at the Freedom Parkway entry onto I-85S, and they appear being automated.

  37. So Karl Rove works for UPS now? by otis+wildflower · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's a plot by Chimpy McBu$hitlerburton to do something sneaky... Lord knows what it is, but it's gotta be...

  38. Do you live in the deep south or west of the US? by blueZ3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the northeastern states, roundabouts are quite common. In fact, in New Hampshire, I know of at least two places where two state routes (these two-lane roads would be considered "major" highways only in N.H.) have roundabouts as the "interchange"

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  39. Re:And this is all because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nah,

    they're just mad because the Fed-Ex car has made the last two chases while DJ barely started 1/2 the races this year (including past champion provisionals). between Gibbs going Toyota & Reutimann taking over the 44 things should be looking up for the UPS car next year.

    yes - I a NASCAR watching, database administering, wine collecting, Masters (golf) attending man of eclectic tastes... :D

    go Jimmie!

  40. small turn diameter is bad for trucks by r00t · · Score: 1

    You'll have more trucks going over the corner of the road, hitting pedestrians on the sidewalk.

    (yes, they do that -- I see it often enough!)

  41. Hope it's just for smaller trucks by Camaro · · Score: 1

    I hope this is just an idea for the smaller UPS trucks. A tractor-trailer driver would kill someone who forced him to make a right when he didn't have to. It might save a few insensitive clods in cars who try to scoot through on the right of a truck trying to make his wide right turn. We're even taught to swing right, then left, then right again to try to keep the rear of the trailer far enough right to cut down on that gap while still giving us room to get everything around the corner without curb-hopping while keeping the smaller four-wheelers safely out of that gap. So I've seen a saying somewhere that says "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do." It's just easier that way for semi drivers.

  42. NASCAR by dunc78 · · Score: 1

    They are going to start configuring UPS vans like NASCAR vehicles, customized to turn in one direction. That way, they not only have to stop less, but they can also take turns at 50 MPH. Time to start buying stock in companies that specialize in left tires.

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  44. nothing new for New Jersey by acvh · · Score: 1

    we plan our LIVES around not making left turns.

    1. Re:nothing new for New Jersey by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

      There are left-hand-turns in Jersey? I thought it was all jughandles and tollbooths!

  45. Not the first by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    ...business to try optimizing turns. Daycare centers prefer to locate on the right side of the street exiting the residential area they primarily serve. That way you get the easy right turn when you're on your way to work and in a hurry, and wait for the left turn on the way home when you can afford the time.

    rj

  46. Works well for ambulances too by Carrion+Creeper · · Score: 1

    I worked on a private ambulance in and around Boston, and on non-emergency transports (and even some emergencies) left turns could make the difference between which hospital a patient would go to. Left turns can be huge time wasters. Especially in Boston, this seems to me to be a plan that will be very effective.

    This is of course assuming that either hospital would be an appropriate choice for the patient, so don't freak out now. There are at least 4 level 1 trauma centers in Boston as I recall, and a total of about 8 ERs just within Boston proper.

  47. In other news ... by belthize · · Score: 3, Funny


          Congress was working up a bill that would retrofit all the roads in the
    US so we're either straight or turned right. The bill was dropped when
    they discovered the principle designer, MC Escher had pased away and nobody
    else was capable of drawing them.

    Belthize

  48. Hmph by moogied · · Score: 1

    UPS recently announced the updated name of the project. "The Derek ZooLander Driver Program"

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    1. Re:Hmph by Fx.Dr · · Score: 1

      Or rather, the "Derek Zoolander Center For UPS Drivers Who Can't Turn Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too"

  49. Well, it's better than stop signs. by wattrlz · · Score: 1

    .. which we have on some of the older highways in NY, CN, and NJ. Hopefully, sometime soon, the adminstrators of these traffic lights will learn about setups that can guage the feasibility of a merge and operate accordingly.

  50. UPS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My UPS just sits there with a green light on, until the power goes off, then it has a red light and beeps, but still delivers power to the computer.

  51. The problem is still a TSP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Ph.D. was highly related to this problem (it was associated to waste collection routes featuring the same adversion for left turns) and curiously I used a "Travelling Salesman"-like formulation to solve it. Even if the objective is not to minimize distances, the problem itself is a TSP.

    PS: Sorry for my bad english (I'm not native speaker nor I live in an english speaking country).

    1. Re:The problem is still a TSP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amusingly, the only (very small) flaw in your English was in the line where you apologised for your bad English (it should be "...nor do I live in..."). Oh, you should also capitalise English, but plenty of English-speakers get that wrong too.

  52. Not all left turns are created equal by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm a wierdo, but of course if I wasn't I wouldn't be on slashdot. Nerds aren't exactly "normal" now are we? At any rate, at three bucks per gallon I've been driving in such a manner to minimize my gas useage. It annoys my passengers, while I'm annoyed at the dimwits who race to the next red light, only to be sitting there making me stop at a green light.

    I found I wasn't unique, there is actually a name for people like me - "hypermilers". The EPA estimate on my large car (I'm not even a radical hypermiler) is 35 mpg on th ehighway, I can get 36 if I do 50MPH (which REALLY pisses people off, even though I stay in the right lane).

    Any way, left turns onto a highway do, indeed, use gas, particularly if there's heavy traffic. But at an intersection, particularly with a left turn arrow, it uses no more gas than a right turn. You have to use as much gas idling to wait for traffic turning right from a side street as you do waiting for traffic turning left on to a side street.

    But the seconds of idling don't use much gas at all. What REALLY uses gas is stopping, period. Every time you touch your brake you convert the kinetic energy you spent gas obtaining to heat and throw it away. If you're stopped completely you must overcome inertia, which takes even more energy.

    So when I take my foot off the gas when the light ahead turns red, coast to it, and am forced to stop behind your stupid ass at a green light because you zoomed around me racing to the red light, I'm blasting my horn, you rich damned dumbass. Waste your own damned gas but waste mine and I'm pissed.

    -mcgrew

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    1. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by Nexus7 · · Score: 1

      Any way, left turns onto a highway do, indeed, use gas, particularly if there's heavy traffic. But at an intersection, particularly with a left turn arrow, it uses no more gas than a right turn. You have to use as much gas idling to wait for traffic turning right from a side street as you do waiting for traffic turning left on to a side street.
      The likelihood of being able to make a right turn without stopping is higher than for a left turn, particularly when no left turn light is provided at the light. So if the gas mileage killers are stops, more right turns still use less gas than lefts.
    2. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      at three bucks per gallon

      E-mail me some - we are paying $10 per gallon here in the UK (GBP 1.06 per litre)

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    3. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by kailoran · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Racing to a red light is definitely dumb, but doing 50MPH on a highway not only "annoys" other people, it contibutes towards more congestion and hence more total fuel usage. When you go slow, many drivers behind you will have to slow down if they are unable to pass you smoothly, in turn someone behind them will have to slow down as well, and suddenly you have a wave of slowness propagating back, ending in a traffic jam. So you might just be wasting a lot of other people's gas.

      And meanwhile, in Europe, people sometimes still wonder how US-ians can consider $3/gallon "expensive" - and that is true in countries with much lower average income.

    4. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by nuggetman · · Score: 1

      The EPA estimate on my large car (I'm not even a radical hypermiler) is 35 mpg on th ehighway, I can get 36 if I do 50MPH (which REALLY pisses people off, even though I stay in the right lane).

      You do know what ESTIMATE means, right? It means the EPA said "this will get 35mpg, give or take a few in either direction"

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    5. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by x1n933k · · Score: 1

      Hey UPS is already on top of that too. Check out their Hydraulic Hybrid Diesel Delivery Truck:

      http://www.pressroom.ups.com/pressreleases/current/0,1088,4694,00.html

      [J]

    6. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by Neoprofin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're going for fuel efficiency, many others or not.

      I'll be the first to tell you that most people who gun it between intersection and weave through traffic trying to go faster are just flailing their arms and panicking. They're not helping anyone, especially not themselves.

      However, if you're like me, and you travel the same routes day in and day out you start to see where problems occur. Well calculated lane changes to avoid things like probable stopped buses a block down and left turners without separate lanes can safe you very noticeable amount of time. Suddenly, racing past someone even if it means getting caught at the same light with them means that they're behind you when it all merges down to one lane. Instead of being stuck behind someone going 50mph on the highway, or more than likely 30mph, you're in a position to be in front of the person instead of behind them. Did it save gas? Don't know, don't care. Did it mean I could leave for work ten minutes later and not have to frustrated by slow person in front of me? Yep, and that's what I was looking for.

    7. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by Jbcarpen · · Score: 1

      at three bucks per gallon E-mail me some - we are paying $10 per gallon here in the UK (GBP 1.06 per litre)
      And how much of that is tax?
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    8. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I hate hypermilers. Your penny pinching tactics contribute to traffic congestion and road rage. Coasting to red lights only benefits YOU if you're in front. If there's a line of cars behind you, the accordion effect kicks in and everyone goes into stop-n-go mode.

      Just turn in your drivers license and get a bus pass.

    9. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      >> If you're stopped completely you must overcome inertia, which takes even more energy.

      Inertia follows the same rules no matter whether you are going zero mph or 100 mph.

      It would be more accurate to say that if you are stopped you must overcome static friction.

      However, I think most of the loss starting from 0 mph goes into the clutch or torque converter. Very little energy is needed to overcome the static friction of wheel bearings and driveline components aft of the transmission.

      I'm under the impression that hybrid vehicles that start off on electric power pretty much eliminate any clutch/torque converter loss as well.

    10. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by value_added · · Score: 1

      Racing to a red light is definitely dumb, but doing 50MPH on a highway not only "annoys" other people, it contibutes towards more congestion and hence more total fuel usage.

      Maybe yes, maybe no. Here in the US where the speed limit is now 65mph, people still speed 15-20 over the limit. So what's the problem? Most cars will get better mileage when driving below that limit. And they'll be safer drivers, not only for themselves, but also for everyone else sharing the road. And they'll generate far less noise and pollution than their "I have a right to speed" counterparts, which, at least here in California, seems to include just about everyone.

    11. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by Choad+Namath · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And they'll be safer drivers, not only for themselves, but also for everyone else sharing the road.
      It's only safer when everyone drives slower. Seeing as that's not going to happen, driving slower than the flow of traffic is always going to be more dangerous.
    12. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by IcePop456 · · Score: 1

      US can say it is expensive because we have built our economy around and expected (right or wrong)cheaper gas. Mass transit will always compete with individual transportation. For most of the time and for most of the US, it cannot compete at all. We built a spread out country and need to commute a good amount of distance. This was all easily done with gas the current economy. Now that gas has tripled in the last 7 years, people now find it difficult to move their offices closer or even find a train, bus, or subway station within a 30 min of walk of their office.

      Lets look at the reverse situation. Say, all of a sudden, gas goes to $0.1 per gallon. Who's laughing now as all those in Europe and Japan, etc get to jam themselves into small trains etc while we commute with at least elbow room. Not that this is going to happen, but you can see how lifestyles are developed over time and people make use with what they have.

      Queue the wasteful USA comments...

    13. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I'm refering to turning left at an intersection with a traffic control signal rather than a side street. However, depending on circumstance, turning off of a main road onto a side street the gas savings would probably still be negligible or even negative, since you must slow down three times to make those three right turns, and drive farther, rather than stopping for a few seconds waiting for traffic to clear. And even then with three turns there is a high probability you'll have to stop at least once anyway.

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    14. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Equally as fustrating are the instances where experience tells you that it's possible to make the green at the next intersection not by going slower than posted, but around 5 over and only with little hesitation - only to be stuck behind some nub going 15 under with no possibility to pass so you know you're going to get stuck at the red. So this situation doesn't always apply, a.k.a. YMMV. But I apply your strategy as well when appropriate. Sometimes the passenger might say something about it, to which I'd reply "Do you see that light getting any greener?" Works particularly great when there's at least one open lane going in the intended direction.

      Also if it wasn't for the fact most traffic management systems seem to be as dumb as bricks, I'd almost suspect their makers to be acting in collusion with the petroleum industry. Go figure.

      But the other trick of driving isn't to treat it as a race. Such fools that do are always changing lanes and end up being stuck in traffic more often than not. If you treat driving as a strategy game like chess and try to read and anticipate the moves of the other drivers, you'll find yourself passing "Mr. Zippy" about 90% of the time. Probably because he wasn't paying attention to the fact that the slow ass van he was approaching was in the process of changing lanes, etc.

    15. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by ZERO1ZERO · · Score: 1
      About 75%. In fact it's taxed TWICE, once, called 'Fuel Duty', then again called 'VAT' (like sales tax).

      It's 65GBP to fill my tank up, that's ~$130, and I'll get between 300-350 miles out of that. (Xantia diesel, town miles)

    16. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by Jbcarpen · · Score: 1

      Ok, so the pre-tax price is about the same, your government just wants a bigger cut.

      (well, so does ours, they just haven't raised the taxes that high yet. crosses fingers)

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    17. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The EPA estimate on my large car (I'm not even a radical hypermiler) is 35 mpg on th ehighway, I can get 36 if I do 50MPH (which REALLY pisses people off, even though I stay in the right lane).


      The EPA estimate on my car is 37 mpg on the highway. I can get 45 mpg if I find a semi to tailgate, which has two benefits: 1) I get to my destination sooner, and 2) I don't piss anyone off. Tailgating a semi isn't significantly more dangerous than following at the "recommended" distance: semis are extremely predictable vehicles, and I've got a far shorter stopping distance than them.
    18. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 2, Informative

      safety issues i'd like to share:

      1. semis with properly functioning and adjusted brakes can stop very quickly. not as fast as a car of course, but faster than you'd expect. some newer trucks/trailers have ABS and can really surprise you.

      2. a two axle straight truck can stop almost as quickly as a car. these can look exactly like a trailer from behind. don't tailgate a straight truck.

      3. you don't have to hang 5ft off the bumper. mythbusters examined this and found that 35 ft is pretty good for fuel economy. that's still tailgating but not atypical for urban area highways/freeways.

      4. do not tailgate until you have established that the trailer's brake lights are working. they are more reliable than passenger car brake lights since the trucks get inspected all the time, but it's still something to be wary of.

      5. trucks/trailers obscure your visibility of unfolding events ahead. you can see through, over, or around a smaller vehicle and react to upcoming events at the same time as (often earlier than) the drivers ahead of you. can't do that when there's a big trailer in front of you.

      6. note the bumper height mismatch. some trailers have a bar around 16'' off the ground to match up with your bumper in collisions. these are great. if the trailer doesn't have this, you have substantially less protection since the trailer frame will probably meet up with your car around the height of your neck. drive accordingly.

    19. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by mollymoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Coasting to red lights only benefits YOU if you're in front. If there's a line of cars behind you, the accordion effect kicks in and everyone goes into stop-n-go mode.

      The accordion effect kicks in with rapid changes in speed, not gradual ones. Now, if you don't make it to the lights before they change back to green you really are holding up traffic, but provided you do get to them before they change you're actually helping the traffic to flow more smoothly. The exception of course is lights which are operating with sensors rather than on a timer - the lights simply won't consider changing before you get close, so by unnecessarily delaying your arrival at them you're just slowing yourself down and harming your fuel economy. Oh, and while it may be economical to minimise you deceleration, it's most economical to get back up to speed quickly. All that time at intermediate speeds if you accelerate slowly hurts more than a quick burst at full throttle and the rest at your cruising speed - the engine is most economical at full throttle and the car is, till you approach motorway/highway speeds, more economical the faster you go.

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    20. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More people die on the motorways in the UK by being sideswiped by lorries than through speeding. It's now the number 1 cause of death on our roads. Almost invariably, it's caused by someone overtaking a lorry doing 56mph (90kmh) (physically enforced by legally required limiter) at 60mph and getting caught out when the lorry goes to overtake a car doing 50mph. Lorry drivers can't you see if you're hanging off their near-side door, and if the speed differential is low enough, they may not realise you haven't gotten clear.

      If you're in a car on the motorway, drive at the limit (70mph). Anything less is just suicide. If you're going slowly enough that lorries overtake you, it's attempted murder.

    21. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by maxume · · Score: 1

      You might actually get better mileage at 55 mph, it depends on the fuel use/power curve of your powertrain, not just your speed.

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    22. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by syousef · · Score: 1

      Just be real careful. Pissing people off in traffic isn't a good idea by accident let alone on purpose.

      I'm no hypermiler. I try to stick to the limit and even that pisses people off. I was once run off the road by a pair of semi-trailers for doing 40km/hr (the speed limit) in a work area. The trucks had to slow down much more than me when the road was rough. 5 minutes later they came up behind me doing about 100 (still in the 40 zone) on a single lane road and with a full load. Luckily I saw them in time and had some gutter to pull into otherwise I have no doubt that my wife and I would have been killed. They passed by so quickly I had no chance of getting their plate numbers without driving dangerously. (They had a head start on me doing 2 1/2 times the speed limit after all).

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    23. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Give me free health care and I'll gladly pay ten bucks per gallon! I have a huge chunk of my paycheck going to health insurance, my employer pays even more of that than I do (which is money he could be paying ME were we to join the civilized world and get universal health care), and I still have huge medical bills every time I go to the doctor. So I have huge health care costs yet can't afford medical care!

      Between my eye implant from 2 years ago (see sig) and my torn retina (since healed) I still owe my eye surgeons hundreds of bucks.

      All the Presidential candidates are talking about health care, but none of the plans they envision would get rid of the single biggest health care cost - the insurance companies. Instead, they're talking about making insurance mandatory! In the end, I'll wind up paying MORE for health care and the insurance companies with their bribes to politicians in the form of "campaign contributions" will make even more gigabucks.

      At least the elderly have government funded health care like you folks do. It won't be but a decade before I'll be eligible for affordable health care!

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    24. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      The minimum speed limit is 45 and the maximum is 65. If I was doing 50 in the left lane you would be right, but you're not. The only danger to my doing under the legal maximum and over the legal minimum is your impatiently following me at an unsafe distance (less than a car lenggth in many cases) waiting for the the other hotrods to finish pasing so you can speed back up to ten miles above the maximum limit.

      Those minimum and maximums are set by ENGINEERS. This is slashdot, I'm sure you know what an engineer is.

      Sorry, lady, YOU'RE the one creating a dangerous situation, not me. I'm within the safe 20mph zone within the minimum and maximum, and you're carelessly disregarding both the law and the engineers.

      So you might just be wasting a lot of other people's gas.

      If thay cared about their gasoline useage they'd slow down and drive like they had a brain.

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    25. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know what "estimate" means. Have you heard that they're talking of revising the estimates downward to match how most idiots drive?

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    26. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      You're going for fuel efficiency, many others or not.

      Obviously, since they're driving S-10s, Hummers, and Escalades. They can waste all the gas they want so long as they're the ones buying it. They have no right to waste mine.

      Did it mean I could leave for work ten minutes later and not have to frustrated by slow person in front of me?

      No, because your speed isn't determined by the legal limit but by the lights. while you're sitting at the next green light scratching your ass you see me cruising past you right before I get in front of you AGAIN. Cue Nelson... speaking of whom, in this crazy cartoon town I live in, when the light ahead is red they race to it, but when it's green they slow down. I think people here HATE green lights.

      Somebody made a joke about that once, I wish I could claim credit. For it to make much sense you have to remember that Springfield is the Capital of Illinois.

      A New Yorker flies to Chicago and takes a cab. The cab driver runs a red light.

      "Hey!" says the New Yorker, "That light was red!"

      "S'ok" the cabbie reassures him, "I'm from Springfield." He flies past another red light.

      "Hey!!!!"

      "It's ok, bud, I'm from Springfield."

      The light ahead turns green and the cab driver screeches to a halt.

      "What did you stop for?"

      "My brother's in town, he's from Springfield, too."

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    27. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      No, your racing to the red light contributes to the "accordion effect". When it turns green before I get to it I slide right through, and so does everyone behind me who would have been stopped otherwise.

      Your poor social skills contribute to your road rage. Look at your comment, Mr. Anonymous Coward. Now you'r exhibiting Comment Rage, with the same anonymity you rely on when you're an asshole in traffic.

      The fact that you're an asshole is what causes your road rage. I bet the rain pisses you off too. I suggest Zoloft, Paxil, or some other SSRI. And vitamins and sleep. And stay the hell out of your car, you're a menace to society.

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    28. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Equally as fustrating are the instances where experience tells you that it's possible to make the green at the next intersection not by going slower than posted, but around 5 over and only with little hesitation - only to be stuck behind some nub going 15 under with no possibility to pass so you know you're going to get stuck at the red

      That's true. You don't save gas by driving slow, you save gas by driving at a speed that will eliminate stops. people in this cartoon town infuriate me, they race to the red lights and slow down when it's green.

      Sometimes the passenger might say something about it, to which I'd reply "Do you see that light getting any greener?"

      Same here, and when the light's red and they complain I say "are you in a hurry to get to that red light?"

      you'll find yourself passing "Mr. Zippy" about 90% of the time.

      Yes, I do find that. Too bad most people are so witless.

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    29. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I don't piss people off on purpose, but I'm not going to waste my gas or money avoiding it either.

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    30. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by syousef · · Score: 1

      I don't piss people off on purpose, but I'm not going to waste my gas or money avoiding it either.

      The reality is if you piss someone off by accident and thereby end up in a road rage incident you suffer the same consequences. ie. The more people you piss off in traffic the higher the chance you'll end up in a serious accident. If you do end up in a car wreck i promise you the last thing you'll be thinking of is that $2.53 you saved on your last trip. One hospital bill will more than wipe out all your gas money savings, never mind one funeral.

      But hey you sound stubborn enough to do whatever you want to. I was just reminding you of what you might be trading off. It's your life and you have every right to live it as you choose. You just have to wear the consequences even if they are you, your loved ones, or innocents being harmed. You're not the one commiting the act of stupidity yet you know there are stupid people out there so I suggest if something does happen you may feel responsible even if the law doesn't hold you responsible.

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    31. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Ther eare six billion people on this planet. I'll do what I can to get along with them, but I refuse to live in fear of any of them

      I do, indeed, know the consequenses of a horrible auto accident. I also know the consequenses of road rage, as my cousin's son is in prison right now for murdering someone in a fit of road rage.

      Again, though, I'm not going to waste my money to avoid pissing you off. It's not my responsibility to control your anger, that's your own responsibility.

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    32. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by syousef · · Score: 1

      I disagree: driving really slowly to save gas isn't doing what you can to get along with people. The road's a shared resource, and most people get annoyed if you are travelling much slower than the speed limit. Some of these people are complete whackos.

      If you know first hand what the consequences of accidents and road rage can be, then I'd suggest you have your priorities way out of whack if you're willing to risk these things to save a few bucks. Add up your estimated savings for the year. Is it really worth the risk?

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    33. Re:Not all left turns are created equal by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      But I didn't say I drove "really slowly to save gas". 50 when th elower limit is 45 isn't "really slowly" and it's only 15mph from the maximum.

      If you're doing 76 than I'm not going "really slow", you're going "really fast". Illegally fast, in fact.

      In town driving "really slowly" will waste as much gas as driving (or attempting to drive) feally fast. Your optimum fuel economy is to drive at whatever spped the lights will let yo uwithout stopping. If you get pissed off because I'm not in a hurry to get to the next red light, that's your bad, not mine.

      I drive defensively (which is why I haven't had a wreck or ticket in well over a decade) but I won't be cowed. There are people out thare who will rage over anything, or even nothing. I won't waste my brain cells worrying about them.

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  53. Re:Seriously WTF is going on in the USA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US has a very large number of people in it. To get the equivalent number of crazy shooters there, you should sum up every national crazy shooter in Europe.

    If you want a non-US 'WTF is wrong' experience for once, try reading this:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7092707.stm

  54. Old news? by Quixote · · Score: 2, Informative

    It was on Digg more than a year ago. And we all know how prompt Digg is, so this is quite old news.

  55. Re:My rant - concept != implementation by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    > If you are waiting a long time when no traffic is on the highway then the implementation is flawed

    The flaw is simple: the feedback is not taking into account the number of cars lined up at the light.

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  56. It won't work everywehre by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 1

    In the USA you are allowed very often to turn right with the red light.
    In Europe you'd get a fine for this.
    Much more costly than the supposed savings.

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    1. Re:It won't work everywehre by Shados · · Score: 1

      Man, as much as north americans tend to think they're the only place in the world, or the "default" location, Europeans, or people who "know" about Europe, really think they're way much special and different than they truly are. Since even in the US and Canada, there are many places where you can't do right turns, INCLUDING intersection specific ones (like, in a city where its allowed to do right turns on a red, there could be a sign saying that this specific cross doesn't allow it), their software will have to be able to deal with all these cases even just for the US or Canada.

      If you can deal with such particular cases as specific cities, or intersections, you can deal with a freagin country/continent easily.

  57. Re:Seriously WTF is going on in the USA? by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    I'm sure there's just as much junk going on in the UK, we in the USA just don't give a shit.

    Seriously, NYC is far safer than London, especially for non-Black strangers.

  58. Geographics Major by tbuddy23 · · Score: 1

    Some CS major probably figured this out instead of traveling salesman.
    More likely was a Geographics Major and a group of the many people who optimize routes. There is a whole industry for that sort of thing as well as software from ESRI and I am sure many others. GIS software will route things based on stop signs vs. stop lights, traffic congestion and time of day, can even account for taking the stops with the biggest load in your truck first to increase fuel efficiency. I can only imagine that UPS has a goodly number of people who do nothing but operate GIS software and this commonly known aspect of route finding is actually becoming part of their agenda.
  59. In most of US it means "stop & go if clr" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flashing red lights in most of the US means "stop, and go if clear"
    "Tram coming" usually involves a solid red light.
    I'd have made the same mistake you did (absent other clues which I might have looked for)

  60. Zoolander? by Borealis · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least Derek Zoolander has a fallback career now if he can't model anymore.

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  61. Re:Do you live in the deep south or west of the US by karmatic · · Score: 1

    We get them in Arizona - my "master planned" community has a roundabout on the way into the neighborhood, as do a number of nearby neighborhoods.

    Of course, they tend to be placed at the intersection of two roads at right angles to each other (traffic "calming" purposes), resulting in people either not knowing what to do (despite the signs that direct which way to go), or ignoring them. They actually cause more accidents than they prevent.

    As usual, in theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they aren't.

  62. Re:Do you live in the deep south or west of the US by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

    I live in Massachusetts (northeast US) and there's 5 someodd rotaries (what we call 'em) within a stone's throw of my apartment, north of Boston.

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  63. Re:pre-planning? Is that what they do by HomerJ · · Score: 1

    Ok George Carlin...

    pre-boarding..what's this? To get on before you get on!?!

    pre-recoreded.."this program was pre-recorded" Well of COURSE it's pre-recorded when else are you going to record it? Afterwards?!

    pre-heating.. there's only two states an oven can be in, heated or unheated!

  64. Re:And this is all because by NekSnappa · · Score: 1

    That's funny because they actually sponsor a car and advertise during the races a lot.

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  65. No savings in New York City by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

    No rights on red.

    Learning to drive elsewhere, I have no idea how many cars I've honked and swore at for waiting at a red light to make a right turn, even at an empty intersection.

    1. Re:No savings in New York City by Bearpaw · · Score: 1

      Learning to drive elsewhere, I have no idea how many cars I've honked and swore at for waiting at a red light to make a right turn, even at an empty intersection.

      Even where turning right on red is allowed, it's not obligatory.
    2. Re:No savings in New York City by Beat+The+Odds · · Score: 1

      No rights on red.

      It's not just about not waiting for the light.

      In the US, left turns require crossing oncoming traffic. At intersections that do not have a left turn arrow, this can cause a wait even when the light is green. So there is still time savings even when there is no right on red.

      Right turns are also safer for the same reason.

  66. Flashing Green by CruddyBuddy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    While that is bad, my first experience in Canada with a flashing green light.

    My first encounter with that had a lot of honking horns behind me, and my 'navigator' saying "why are they honking at you?"

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    1. Re:Flashing Green by xlation · · Score: 1

      I came upon a flashing green light in Boston.

      If one followed the natural progression...
      Flashing red = stop and go when clear
      Flashing yellow = go, but use caution
      Flashing green = go with reckless abandon???

      Although I have heard a couple of things that such a signal might really mean, it seems pretty useless if only a small percentage of the population could guess.

    2. Re:Flashing Green by Chyeld · · Score: 2, Informative
      Shamelessly stolen from the Wikipedia...

      Flashing green light

      In British Columbia and Massachusetts and a few other states, a flashing green signal is used at a pedestrian crossing, at which pedestrians have the ability to stop traffic to allow a safe crossing. They may also be used at a drawbridge. The flashing green indicates that the signal is not currently in use. As soon as a pedestrian pushes the button to trigger the signal, the light changes to solid green for a short time before entering the normal yellow/red/green sequence, then returns to flashing green until another crossing is requested; however, in some places such as Vancouver, it goes directly from flashing green to yellow, leaving out the solid green sequence. In Massachusetts, specifically in Cambridge and Somerville, the main street will have a flashing green signal, while cross streets have a signal that have a red on top, yellow in the middle and flashing red in the bottom position. When a pedestrian activates the signal, the cross street changes from flashing red in the lowest position to yellow to red (topmost position).

      In Ontario and Nova Scotia, a flashing green light indicates that the opposing direction still has a red light, thus drivers are free to make a left turn.

      Holy F... this, children, is why God invented standards.
    3. Re:Flashing Green by Strilanc · · Score: 1

      Flashing green means the opposite side still has a red. You can make left turns without waiting for them.

      It's bothering me how few people know common traffic signals.

    4. Re:Flashing Green by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      While that is bad, my first experience in Canada with a flashing green light.
      My first encounter with that had a lot of honking horns behind me, and my 'navigator' saying "why are they honking at you?"


      A flashing green light is a traffic light that's pedestrian controlled (rather than timer or traffic, which is the usual case). NOrmally, it's just across a crosswalk (there's no cross-street), but if there is a cross-street, it normally has a stop sign (or a flashing red - same thing). The rule is that if it's flashing green or green, it's a regular green.

      Now, when a pedestrian (or a driver trapped on the cross street due to heavy traffic) pushes the button, the light will change (if it already did a cycle due to another pedestrian, it may delay a little bit). It's supposed to go from flashing green to regular green, then yellow and red. Other lights I've seen go from flashing green to yellow. Unless a pedestrian already trigged the light recently, the light will change immediately (if a pedestrian recently pushed the button, the light will wait about a minute before changing).

      So yeah, you'd get honked if you stopped on a flashing green.
    5. Re:Flashing Green by nschubach · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well, there you go. If we can't get the world to stick to traffic light standards, how can we possibly ask Microsoft to stick to software standards?

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    6. Re:Flashing Green by hsqueak · · Score: 1

      Flashing green is not that common.

    7. Re:Flashing Green by Neoprofin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It bothers me anytime people assume their experiences are the definitive norm.

      I'm from the Midwest, I've driven from Washington DC to Seattle, and I've never seen a flashing green light in my life, or if I did I didn't given it enough thought to warrant trying to figure out what it meant and just drove through it. I'm glad someone posted the Wikipedia article about it too, or I never would have known that it can mean any number of things depending on where you are.

    8. Re:Flashing Green by Code+Master · · Score: 1

      While that may be true in some cases, generally, flashing greens are automtic and part of the light sequence. It is just an advance left turn where the through traffic in your direction can also proceed.

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    9. Re:Flashing Green by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Common"? There are 300 million or so people in the United States, and there's this little thing called the "Manual on Uniform Traffic Control Devices" or MUTCD. Your flashing green ball to indicate a protected movement isn't in there. In MUTCD countries we use a much more civilized solution: the green arrow.

    10. Re:Flashing Green by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ive never even heard of flashing green until reading this thread. I travel a fair bit all over the US too. A post above mentions Massachusetts and Ive been to various parts of the state several times on business trips and never seen them.

    11. Re:Flashing Green by AnotherShep · · Score: 1

      I live in Canada and have never seen a flashing green light, just a flashing green arrow.

      Xes and Checks, though? Dear god, I hate those. They make me paranoid.

    12. Re:Flashing Green by Choad+Namath · · Score: 1

      It's not common at all. I've never seen or even heard of one before now.

    13. Re:Flashing Green by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      there's this little thing called the "Manual on Uniform Traffic Control Devices" or MUTCD. Your flashing green ball to indicate a protected movement isn't in there. In MUTCD countries we use a much more civilized solution: the green arrow.


      I live in Ontario. Most dedicated turn lanes usually have the green arrow, but I imagine flashing greens are used when the intersection wasn't expected to have a large number of left-turn traffic versus oncoming traffic.

      So, after many complaints (e.g. having to wait several cycles before you're able to turn on a yellow), officials simply reprogram the lights to flash an advance green, rather than go through the time and expense of adding a green arrow block to the traffic lights (which requires reprogramming too).
    14. Re:Flashing Green by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      One of those standards being light. It seems like most standards, it was interpreted in incompatible ways to create incompatible flashing lights.

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    15. Re:Flashing Green by moofo · · Score: 1

      In Quebec, it is the same thing as in ontario... Though driving here is a sport. Avoiding potholes EXTREME !

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    16. Re:Flashing Green by dickens · · Score: 1

      There are places around here (MA, USA) where a flashing green means you're passing a firehouse where the lights only turn when the fire trucks are about to enter the road.

    17. Re:Flashing Green by fbjon · · Score: 1

      That sounds like it would be illegal, actually. I don't think traffic rules would be changed for cost reasons of a meager single light box (only one light is needed for a green arrow).

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    18. Re:Flashing Green by Tsiangkun · · Score: 1

      I've never seen one in 18 years of driving.

      I don't think common is the word you were looking for.

      I'd say flashing green lights are rare, and the meaning is unstandardized and varies with locale.

    19. Re:Flashing Green by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      Flashing green means the opposite side still has a red. You can make left turns without waiting for them.

      It's bothering me how few people know common traffic signals.

      "Common?" Before today, I'd never heard of it. Red-and-yellow a couple of seconds before green is more common than that (the Brits and Germans use that to tell you the light's about to go green). I've lived, driven in, or traveled through a fair chunk of the United States and western Europe, and I've never seen a flashing green light.

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    20. Re:Flashing Green by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Down here in Florida, the firehouses tend to have a flashing yellow or a constant yellow (``amber'' is the correct term) traffic signal, with the red bulb above ready for the f'trucks and NO green bulb/lens assembly on the bottom.

      Strange. I never noticed any flashing greens in Cambridge, Somerville, Boston, Lynn, Saugus, Revere, Swampscott, Newton Falls, Natick, Wellesley, or Framingham. (Guess the roads, win a prize!)

    21. Re:Flashing Green by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      Since traffic lights are overseen by either municipal or provincial governments, the traffic laws must allow for it somewhere. IIRC flashing greens are specifically described in Ontario's official driver's handbook, which is pretty much required reading prior to taking the driver's licence written test.

      Adding a light box in a busy intersection is probably a lot pricier than a reprogramming; you have to do it during an off-peak time, possibly requiring overtime pay for the contractors, etc.

      I don't know that my scenario is actually why an intersection has flashing greens; it's just an explanation I find plausible.

  67. Re:Seriously WTF is going on in the USA? by cybermage · · Score: 1

    To get the equivalent number of crazy shooters there, you should sum up every national crazy shooter in Europe.

    You mean if they were allowed to own guns. You've got to be seriously bad ass to kill a lot of people without bullets.

    But the issue really is America's media-fed paranoia. Canada has more guns per capita and no where near the homicide rate from guns. Check out 'Bowling for Columbine' for an exploration of the issue.

  68. Should I be surprised? by Ost316 · · Score: 1

    Is this a new concept? I thought MapQuest had been using the assumption (that left turns take longer than right turns) to compute their routes and approximate their times. Also, I think my inexpensive GPS unit has options such as a slider to tell it how much to bias turns. Why wouldn't UPS use a similar system? I mean, I guess it's interesting that a company is introducing the practice, I'm just not surprised about the impact of left turns on travel time (especially on large vehicles).

  69. Re:Seriously WTF is going on in the USA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    300 million people. So a mentally-disturbed kid goes to a mall (Omaha has a mall?) and opens up on the crowd with an old, rusted rifle and kills a few. A better question to pose -- what the fuck is wrong with muslims that they kill 100s a day, every day, all in the name of their god (the teddy bear)? That is seriously fucked up, dude !!

  70. Meanwhile by Kuukai · · Score: 1

    In UPS's underwater branch...

    Brain: "Drat, Pinky, the sub club! No matter, we'll just use only right turns."


    Am I the only one who was immediately reminded of that?

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  71. Re:Michigan is far behind in this regard. by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

    Try LIVING with that arrangement. Moving from Texas to Michigan, I was pretty surprised to find the Ann Arbor/Ypsilanti area didn't seem to have many left turn lights, and in fact had a LOT of "No Left Turn" signs. My first left there, I asked my ex-wife. She simply replied:

    "Yeah, you have to take a RIGHT, and then that turnaround a little ways down the road.

    -blink-

    Those turnarounds work great, if and ONLY if, the traffic oncoming will let you in. Sit in one of turnarounds behind some granny who won't turn without a football field worth of space, or during rush hour when you have to FIGHT for that space.

    Frag the no-left policy. It depends too much on the goodwill of other drivers....and there's not much driver goodwill on Michigan highways, it would appear.

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  72. Old by hpavc · · Score: 1

    This story is so very years ago.

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    1. Re:Old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, so new.

  73. Turn to the Right by CruddyBuddy · · Score: 1
    I know that there are many Republicans out there who already know that any turn to the right is a lot easier and more efficient than any turn to the left. Saves money (the measuring stick of it all), time, aggravation... The savings are endless.

    Oh! Were we talking about traffic?

    Funny how that applies to traffic too.

    Interesting that the Brits turn to the Left. Hmmm....

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  74. This is news? by dorpus · · Score: 1

    I remember reading the same story in the early 1990s.

  75. Is there an effect on the trucks? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    So, does turning in the same direction all the time wear out the tires unevenly or mess up the suspension somehow? Are they going to end up with a mess of trucks all sagging on one side?

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  76. GPS by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 1

    Would GPS tracking for fleet vehicles work in NYC, or is it inaccurate/imprecise? I know that in some parts of DC, I get no signal or a delayed signal (despite almost no buildings over 160 feet (48 meters) & a generally clear view of the sky).

  77. Nothing New Here by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    My Mother-in-Law used to do this all the time before she drove anywhere. Not to save time though just because she did not like to do left turns.

  78. I would be VERY surprised if it does not work. by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Back in the early 80's, I-25 in Denver would literally come to a crawl and it would be true stop and go traffic. The reason is that at the top of the on-ramps would be stop lights. These would release a batch of cars (2 abreast), who would then FLOOD i-25. At the merge point, the I-25 cars literally had to stop to allow the mass of merging cars in. In 1986, they added those on-ramp lights, and it changed the flow of I-25. Basically, these were timed to the flow of traffic. As I-25 go heavier, then the red light got longer. But now, I-25 flows MUCH faster, fewer accidents, and almost certainly carries a GREAT deal more traffic.

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    1. Re:I would be VERY surprised if it does not work. by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Well, the additional lanes added to I-25 by the T-REX project helped that too. That and redesigning the underpasses that used to flood during heavy rains. But yeah, the volume is much higher.

      They've recently (well, within the last few years) added the on-ramp lights to some of the ramps on C-470, and they also help.

      Now, if they could only do something about the sun glare on March mornings and September afternoons. (Westbound 470 in the evening rush hour you can see the standing waves in various places as the road curves point the cars at the sun and everyone slows down)

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    2. Re:I would be VERY surprised if it does not work. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      T-REX was just recent. The I-25 on-ramp lights are almost 2 decades old. The interesting thing. was back then, ppl were fighting the idea of the lights and suggesting that we just needed to widen the highway.

      I moved to the ranch almost 2 years ago (from saudi aurora). I quickly became aware of the c-470 nightmare. I have noticed that after west of wadsworth is where traffic cleans up at and flows nice. Owens was pushing for a toll lane to be put in by the state, but owned by private business. Fortunately, HR is fighting that idea, and pushing for RTD LRT to be expanded. In fact, I was amazed that RTD did not push for tying of I-25 - sante fe with LRT. It would make for a nice circuit and would actually clear a LOAD of cars off c-470.

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  79. That's nice.. by Drathos · · Score: 1

    Maybe the drivers can use that time saved to actually do their job and deliver packages. I live in an apartment complex and, for the last 2 years, the UPS drivers do not deliver packages to my door, nor do they leave notice that they're leaving the packages at the leasing office. FedEx, DHL, and others come to the door first and if I'm not home, they leave a note saying it's at the leasing office. The UPS guys simply refuse to. They also have a history of just dropping off the packages at the leasing office and marking that it was signed for by someone who wasn't even there that day.

    I've already told my company and several of my clients to not use UPS to send me anything, but sometimes it happens anyway.

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  80. CAREFULL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be careful using phrases like "travelling salesman" in the context of people actually travelling and interfacing with customers. Managers hear that phrase and don't hear "NP" they hear "Hey, lets make the delivery guys try to sell stuff!"

  81. Off-topic by PinkyDead · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Who you calling a 'Brit'! Do that again and I will slap you into the middle of next week.

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    1. Re:Off-topic by lgw · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you live, but if you put the Queen on your money, you're a Brit!

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  82. i don't understand their claim by k2enemy · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    ...the software helped the company shave 28.5 million miles off its delivery routes...

    I can see how eliminating left turns can save on time and gas, but how does it reduce the distance traveled? Surely the route found using only right turns is also available when you can use right and left turns.
  83. Carbon footprint by kevin_conaway · · Score: 1

    I heard about this a while ago but in terms of the "green" advantage it gave them. They save a lot of money on gas and reduce their carboon footprint by not idling at red lights waiting to make a left turn.

  84. In other news... by Redbaran · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... UPS dropped all NASCAR sponsorship citing technical difficulties with their in-car GPS systems which caused too many cars to crash into the wall.

  85. Re:My rant - concept != implementation by aca_broj_1 · · Score: 1

    I presume that his control would be "X # of cars per minute" not "click to let one car through".

  86. Accent on what syllable? by tepples · · Score: 1

    No, but it is certainly Travelling.

    That may be the case in Britain, New Zealand, or Australia. But in these areas, people drive on the left side of a two-way street, and drivers want to eliminate right turns. The U.S. English rule is that -ing doubles the consonant after an accented short vowel. "Travelling" in U.S. English would suggest an accented placement like "truh-VELL-ing".

    But I do know of one place with right-side driving and British spelling: anglophone Canada. What province are you from?

  87. perception != reality by Bearpaw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While the implementation may well be flawed, it's also possible that the observer's perception of the situation is too limited to adequately judge it. By the nature of the problem, shaping traffic patterns can involve local actions that look non-optimal but have a positive effect on the overall system.

    1. Re:perception != reality by chudik · · Score: 1

      Brings a particular XKCD to mind: http://xkcd.com/277/

  88. Re:Seriously WTF is going on in the USA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canada also have much less blacks. Crime statistics in the USA indicate blacks are responsible for over 7 times the rate of crime as whites.

  89. Re:Seriously WTF is going on in the USA? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
    Seriously, NYC is far safer than London

    How do you make that out? We get about 100 murders a year in London (Pop approx 10 million), and at least half the victims are people who cheated in drugs deals: Don't expect to sell cleaning powder as cocaine and live.

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  90. This is old news by Jtheletter · · Score: 1

    I recall hearing about this at least two years ago, why is it suddenly /. front page news? There's got to be something else to post.

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  91. Automated turn signals (directionals) by klubar · · Score: 1

    I'm from Massachusetts (we don't need no stink'ng turn signals) and thought that having the GPS automatically turn on the turn signals for upcoming turns would be a safety feature or problem. The GPS could be programmed to flip the turn signal on a few seconds or hundreds of feet prior to turning. It would certainly help with the turn signal impaired in Mass. It could also remind drivers of the upcoming navigation (especially if integrated with a display).

    On the other hand, it might cause the turn signal response to complete atrophy.

  92. Re:I have a solution.... and a racist comment by jtanwanteng · · Score: 3, Funny

    and your parents made a mistake

  93. Drivers feeling more important... by nschubach · · Score: 1

    because Atlanta drivers don't know the concept of zipper traffic

    It's not only Atlanta drivers. It's drivers all over the US who think that they are privileged enough to go before that semi, or that fancy sports car screaming, "I'll show you who's more important!! See... I got in front of you! *slams brakes*"

    I truthfully can't wait for a company to get automated driving down to the point where the car itself can be sensible enough to alternate on a merge.
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    1. Re:Drivers feeling more important... by heinousjay · · Score: 0, Troll

      Getting in front of a car in the traffic lane while merging from an on-ramp is part of the system. Apparently the zipper escapes you as well, my friend.

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    2. Re:Drivers feeling more important... by borizz · · Score: 1

      So why not push for an actual training before you get a license? That's how it works here in .nl. Take driving lessons (in a clearly marked lesson vehicle with an instructor with an extra set of pedals), take a theoretical exam and after those two, take a practical exam where you have to show to an other instructor that you are worth the license. Zipper traffic is covered in these lessons. And while there are still enough assholes on the road, at least there are less.

    3. Re:Drivers feeling more important... by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Anyone can get past the training (as proven all over the US), but on their own they are a different animal.

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    4. Re:Drivers feeling more important... by godawsgo · · Score: 1


      The Auditor General of Ontario (Canada) came up with different findings. In a report released a few days ago http://www.auditor.on.ca/en/reports_en/en07/304en07.pdf the Auditor found that not only were drivers who completed an education course more likely to be involved in an accident, the Ministry of Transportation had no idea why.

      The joys of public accountability intersecting with real life... I double-dare you to read the whole thing.

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    5. Re:Drivers feeling more important... by nschubach · · Score: 1

      I'm going to guess. Overconfidence. They think that since they passed the training, they know it all.

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  94. pre-heating explained, for non-cooks by Bearpaw · · Score: 1

    pre-heating.. there's only two states an oven can be in, heated or unheated!

    Carlin (or whoever wrote that) evidently doesn't cook much. While many recipes call for the oven to be fully heated before putting the food in -- hence pre-heating -- there are certainly recipes that call for the oven to be at room temperature when the food is put in, and then turned on. So using "pre-" in the former circumstance is perfectly reasonable.

    (Of course, to be really geeky, one could point out that all ovens -- even those at room temperature -- are "heated". After all, none of them are at absolute zero ...)
    1. Re:pre-heating explained, for non-cooks by HomerJ · · Score: 1

      True...but..pre-heat is still meaningless. You have two things

      1) Heat oven to 375F
      2) Place food in oven

      or

      2) Place food in oven
      1) Heat oven to 375F

    2. Re:pre-heating explained, for non-cooks by hobbesx · · Score: 1

      Yes, but kitchen monkeys tend to read that as:

      1.) Turn knob to 375F
      2.) Place food in oven

      It's fallen into use to prevent the mistakes of the lowly commoners while proper pendants' recipes are still being completed:

      1.) Establish a line of funding to secure an establishment equipped with the electro-mechanical items specified in Figure 127a[c]: Essential Baking Supplies and Figure 127b[x]: Chocolate-Chip Cookies: Supplemental Supplies.
      ...
      4327.) While observing proper safety procedures outlined in Essential Safety Procedures Vol. 7.; extend hand to Oven temperature control device (Fig127a[c][34]) and provide actuation necessary as specified in this Oven's manual to increase oven interior and air temperature to a stable 375F (464 kelvin).

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  95. What I'd like to know is..... by polaris20 · · Score: 1

    When are they going to come out with software that prevents the UPS monkeys from breaking my stuff in transit. That'd be nice.

  96. Hemispatial Neglect by databuddha · · Score: 1

    "I'm not an ambiturner" - Derek Zoolander.

  97. Woman by billy8988 · · Score: 0

    This must be a woman's idea...my wife hates left turns and would rather make 3 right turns. :)
    (I hope the smily makes my statement PC.)

  98. Re:My rant - Be glad you're in Atlanta by drachenstern · · Score: 1

    As an Atlanta native who transplanted to Houston, I can tell you that no matter what you think of Atlanta drivers not being able to follow road designs, I can assure you that they are much better drivers than out here in Houston. Now, some may blame the fact that there are just more people in the Houston metro area, but I disagree.

    And to make matters worse, Houston actually has frontage roads that are used. Imagine I-285 6-lanes across at the narrowest, all around town (at a further distance from downtown no less) and with an additional 2-3 lanes on each side of the freeway, with on and off ramps everytime there is a underpass. Now imagine that for 75, 85 and 20 as well. All of Houston is laid out like that. Then, as I said imagine 285 further out, that is because there is a second loop just outside of the downtown area, that is 610, which has more construction than any I have seen. Imagine Spaghetti Junction with 365/24/7 construction for three years. That kind of busy, with new construction. Houston has that on 610 in two places.

    Now, as far as having a larger population causes more drivers, sure, but that many more dumb-arsen does not follow the laws of averages when increasing a population. It's been a disproportionate increase in my view, or else ATL really does have better drivers overall.

    Lastly, I just thought I might add about the HOV's, my favorite annoyance now. In Atlanta, there are HOV lanes on each side, one {north|east}bound and one {south|west}bound. Houston uses that time honored approach (yeah right) of A SINGLE ELEVATED HOV LANE, that changes direction based on the time of day, and THAT IS NOT AVAILABLE ON THE WEEKENDS generally speaking. Gated and seperated and usually elevated. Not like how Atlanta has central lane exits (of course, Houston has those as well, as the HOV is in the middle of the interstate) but the entire thing is segregated. You have to exit the freeway to get on the HOV (except in one small part of town, but it's still gated).

    So be happy that Atlanta has some concept of driver congestion and how to relieve it.

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  99. Every Year by thorkyl · · Score: 1

    We hear about UPS doing this.
    What you don't realize is they do this year round.

    Heck, I try to do it year round.
    I drove the same route to work every day for 2 months, making nothing but left turns
    just to see what would happen. I found that I lost about 12% of my fuel economy. Thats a big deal when you only get 14mpg.

    Yes, I know, flame me for a "Gas guzzler", but I don't burn gas or diesel

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  100. Re:Seriously WTF is going on in the USA? by cybermage · · Score: 1

    Crime statistics in the USA indicate blacks are responsible for over 7 times the rate of crime as whites.

    Gun violence among blacks is only twice that of the average (source).

    While blacks make up 1.9% of the Canadian population, they make up nearly 10% of the American population.

    Gun violence in the United States almost 3 times that of Canada.

    If we were to grant you're premise, wouldn't we have 5 times the gun violence in the US versus Canada?

  101. Try that in Michigan.... by Spuds2600 · · Score: 1

    UPS has obviously not heard of the "Michigan Left"... whereas getting ANYWHERE will likely require one-- if not two left turns... basically coordinated U-Turns.

    Can I get a "hell yeah" from my Michigan brothers and sisters? ;)

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  102. This was happening five years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Years ago I worked for UPS corporate and I can tell you that this is not news. They were doing this five years ago. It is just a network problem and basically the algorithms on spanning trees you learn about in a compilers course can figure out optimum solutions to this problem. UPS also studies the time it takes for drivers to buckle and unbuckle their seat belts and to pick up and put down packages. When you do over $500M in business a week by moving boxes and flats around, these things tend to be important to you.

  103. garden variety computerized routing by PMuse · · Score: 1

    Are you telling me that the software utilized by Mapquest, Yahoo, Google, Magellan, Garmin, and Tom Tom hasn't been weighting left turns as taking longer than right turns lo these last 10 years?! Or did it just take UPS 10 years to catch on?

    Next Announcement: UPS will include two-way radio communications in all their trucks by 2012.

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  104. Re:Seriously WTF is going on in the USA? by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    Murder is not the only crime. Not even the only violent crime.

    And there may very well be fewer than 50 stranger-on-stranger murders in NYC this year.

    Then again, down the block you have Killadelphia, which is what NYC was during Mayor Sweaty's administration circa 1989-92... "Unmanageable! There's no way you can stop folks from killing each other here! It's the Federal Government's fault!!!"

  105. Zoolander by rush2049 · · Score: 1

    So I geuss there is more than one tru omni-turner in the world.

  106. Traveling Salesman by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

    So the solution to the traveling salesman problem is a Beowulf Cluster of truck drivers?

  107. I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UPS driver --> Unionized --> No lunch?? Yeah, right!!

    You fucking people would march right down to your union and demand more money. And once you got it, then you would start taking a lunchbreak and say, "Fuck the comp'ny, I needs time ta eat!!". And then when the company starts complaining that you're not getting you're packages delivered, you march right down to the union and say, "Shit, if dey wants me ta give up mah lunchtime to git dis stuff delivered, dey gots ta pay me mo' muny". Ad infinitum.

  108. Re:I have a solution.... and a racist comment by bmchan · · Score: 1

    That isn't racist at all. I thought it was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing.

  109. Re:My rant - Be glad you're in Atlanta by NetDanzr · · Score: 1
    You indeed made me glad for living in Atlanta. However, as a New Jersey transplant I feel the same way you do about Houston. I do believe, though, that the quality of drivers has declined here somewhat. A few years ago people still remembered to turn on their headlights when driving in heavy rain, and they actually slowed down a little. Not anymore. Using the turn signal to change lanes is even more frustrating than before, as other drivers react to it by trying to block you in.

    What makes driving here much more frustrating than anywhere else in the US as far as I can tell is that Georgia is by far the worst marked state in the US. This goes for any kind of signs: from traffic signs to hiking trail blazes. As a result, many people may be good drivers, but with the signage as it is, they are spending too much time and effort at trying to figure out where to go. It's not surprising then that the most accidents or near accidents occur when people cut across several lanes to get out of or onto an exit lane.

  110. So what about their tires ? by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    ...which are bound to be wearing out on the right side very often...

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  111. Traffic master by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Satnavs are a boon for low stress driving. Handling the traffic on top of that is just great. If you do a lot of driving I recommend it heartily. It saves masses of time a load of fuel and best of all, zero stress. Doesn't stop left or right turns, but all of a sudden there are very few traffic jams.

    http://www.trafficmaster.co.uk/

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    1. Re:Traffic master by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      afaict trafficmaster is a lot more than your basic satnav. Real time information to help you avoid congestion but iirc it does have a subscription cost (I couldn't spot any pricing info on that trafficmaster site) which you have to consider when deciding if it is worth it for your driving pattern.

      Ordinary satnavs use static maps that are often very outdated and are of little or no help in avoiding traffic problems.

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  112. Old News by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    NASCAR got this software years ago. They used it to optimize all their race tracks.

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  113. Old? by GrendelT · · Score: 1

    Isn't this kinda old news? I thought UPS announced they were doing this a couple of years ago.

  114. That's the problem with So Cal by spineboy · · Score: 1

    I live in Los Angeles now, after living on the East Coast big cities (NYC, Wash DC, Balt, Philly), and I have to say that SoCal has some of the most passive drivers I've ever seen, and I think it contributes to the traffic problem. If people were a little more agressive - e.g. beep/honk/flash lights at the idiot in the fast lane driving slowly, then traffic might be a bit better. Worst rubber neckers I've encountered too.

      No one EVER jumps the lights here to make a left on the green - why because everybody is still making lefts from the previous light traffic cycle.

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    1. Re:That's the problem with So Cal by bskin · · Score: 1

      No one EVER jumps the lights here to make a left on the green - why because everybody is still making lefts from the previous light traffic cycle.

      I moved from Massachusetts to Colorado, which is quite a culture shock, driving-wise. People are annoyingly passive here...which is alright, because with my aggressive driving, I can take advantage of them. But what I find strange is how willing people are to blatantly run red lights after they turn - there's usually up to 3 cars that enter the intersection after the light turns red. You don't do this back east, no matter how aggressive you are, because the people the other direction will slam into you when their light changes.

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  115. Re:Michigan is far behind in this regard. by Darktyco · · Score: 1

    I used to live in an apartment complex that was situated directly on one of these Michigan Left roads. This road (M-59 in Macomb Township) has four lanes running in each direction, plus right hand turn lanes. Let me tell you that it would have been a hellish experience had that been a typical intersection with left turn signals and all that. Can you imagine turning left across 4 lanes of busy traffic to get to a business on the other side of the road? These intersections also moved an incredible amount of traffic. I drove on a sequence of two of these roads on my way to work, and due to the fact that lights can be easily timed the traffic is able to continuously flow at decent speeds. Yes, if you are turning "left" onto such a road you will have to stop and wait a few minutes before you can get going, but it is well worth the wait considering the alternative would be to make a much riskier left hand turn in a much more congested intersection. So don't assume most people in Michigan hate these roads, because they make life easier for thousands of people (whether they realize it or not.) Also- the Ann Arbor/Ypsi area barely has any Michigan Left roads. In fact, traffic control seems mostly like an afterthought there.

  116. You lose the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    three rights don't necessarily make a left.
    They make either a right or a left depending on how far you're travelling after the last right you made

    1. Re:You lose the money by treeves · · Score: 1

      OK, if you could make a right at the equator, drive to a pole, make another right, drive back to the equator, make a right and end up where you started, you're right, but then, you can't drive from the equator to a pole - anywhere.

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  117. Their truck loading software is cool too by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if this is common knowledge, but they also have software that sorts the day's packages into truck routes, organizes them based on an optimal delivery order, and tells the guys loading the truck what order to put the packages in the truck so that the next one to be dropped off is always at the back.

  118. Old news? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    Well, just old technology. I gigged with a client in 2004 and their dispatch software would do this. I would expect that UPS would have even better and more capabilities, from knowing one-way streets to turn-by-turn routing, and left v right turns would be critical.

    And drivers with relatively fixed routes would soon become better than the system at optimizing their routes. Save for the priority packages that have to be delivered out of sequence.

    Still, this is not really too new, and the newsworthy part to me would be the fuel savings, delivery goals met, and driver turnover avoided.

    I, for one would NOT drive for UPS or any other delivery service. Too damned hard. Unless my doctor told me to lose 45 pounds asap. At least I'd get paid for it.

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  119. No left turns??? by 8127972 · · Score: 1

    Dale Jarret is going to have a problem if he wants to race the truck. After all, all those NASCAR guys can do is turn left.

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  120. No, they aren't allowed in them anymore by TheAxeMaster · · Score: 1

    Since it is nothing but an infinite left turn in the US and anywhere that drives on the opposite side, you have to make a left to get out.

  121. GIS Networks by Bazards · · Score: 0

    We talked about this over a year ago in one of my GIS classes. Their system was designed using ArcGIS's Network Analyst tool. Optimum routes are created through GIS with left turns having a higher weight.

  122. Except on Thursdays... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except on Thursdays in months that end in "R", in which case flashing green means that your speed has to be a prime number. That is, if you have a license plate ending in an odd number, otherwise you are exempt from this requirement.

  123. Re:off topic but... by thejuggler · · Score: 1

    In response to your post....
    The traffic control lights at the on ramps in the Twin Cities are not programmed to work properly. They are programmed to make driving worse in order to try to convince people to use mass transit. This was proven a few years ago when we the people forced a study to be done and shut the ramp lights off for a month or two. Traffic conditions actually improved after people got used to the changes.

    The ramp lights were turned back on and MNDOT claimed to have reprogrammed some ares to fix ramp controls that were causing problems. There is no proof they changed anything and if they did there is no proof that those changes are still in place.

    The real cause of traffic problems is governments thinking they can control our behaviors like rats in a maze.

  124. In other news... by kpainter · · Score: 1

    Unexplained rise of right shoulder strain injuries among UPS drivers. Researchers are baffled.

  125. Re:off topic but... by japhmi · · Score: 2, Funny

    The real cause of traffic problems is governments thinking they can control our behaviors like rats in a maze.


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  126. Re:My rant - Be glad you're in Atlanta by japhmi · · Score: 1

    What makes driving here much more frustrating than anywhere else in the US as far as I can tell is that Georgia is by far the worst marked state in the US

    You've obviously never driven in Oregon.

    I've actually seen a sign to turn right to go to a particular town AFTER the turn.
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  127. Re:My rant - Be glad you're in Atlanta by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    "As an Atlanta native who transplanted to Houston, I can tell you that no matter what you think of Atlanta drivers not being able to follow road designs, I can assure you that they are much better drivers than out here in Houston."

    It also may have to do with Houston having such a LARGE population of 'undocumented' drivers.

    It is really hard to drive down there when you can't read the traffic signs printed in English.

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  128. Re:Seriously WTF is going on in the USA? by Slur · · Score: 1

    Ah, I see the media scare tactics are working on you too. We have shark scares every year here too, but shark killings are oh so rare.

    I'd be more worried about driving in the US if you're concerned about danger. Over 50,000 people are killed in transportation-related accidents in the US every year. That's the equivalent of sixteen 9-11 attacks per annum committed by our mad culture alone. We just don't happen to see headlines screaming "Highway Slaughters Innocent Thousands!" because - well - you gotta keep working and making the cash, y'all, feed the machine. And besides, we're just talking about the cattle here, not financiers and important people. Acceptable losses and all that...

    My girlfriend - born in Newcastle and now living in Brighton/Hove - has visited the United States several times and found the experience overwhelmingly positive and rewarding. Something about the openness of the people and all the space - ah, glorious space! So she's selling her flat and moving here next year. I can't guarantee she won't be shot or die in a traffic accident, but then I can't guarantee the same for you either.

    We gain in this life by facing down our fears and taking chances. Often we only get the courage retroactively. Of all the chances you could take in life, moving to the US could hardly be called foolish. But not taking the chance because of school shootings or shark attacks... ehhh...?

    I'd be more concerned about the plunge in the quality of US institutions and the shortcomings of our adolescent culture... but then I gather those are recurrent world-wide problems.

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  129. Mother In Law by TenBrothers · · Score: 1

    I wan' go home!

  130. Euler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Why not also use Eulerian Paths or circuits?
    The boring wiki:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eulerian_path
    The more interesting wiki:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Bridges_of_K%C3%B6nigsberg

    No left turns may or may not be the most economical way to traverse a route, but kudos to UPS for efforts towards efficiency. Next, make your trucks run on biodiesel. Oh...wait...
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13464113/

    ;>

  131. Fixed it for you by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

    The rules for right-of-way at a triangle are obtusely specified in drivers manuals that I've seen.

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  132. Waste Management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has been doing this for years with their WasteRoute GIS system.

  133. Two Wong's Make Peking Duck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Peeking duck must be careful Cheney is in the field hunting. Oh the Wong's need to be careful not the peeking duck

  134. Nothing terribly new here by J.R.+Random · · Score: 1

    Many years back I worked on a vehicle routing system (we build maps from Navtech data). Underneath, of course, it used Dijkstra's algorithm to find least cost routes between points. The users were given a lot of control over how the cost was calculated. In particular, they could independently assign costs to left and right turns. So if you didn't like left turns you'd just give them a high cost. The route might be a little longer but it would have fewer left turns. Drivers of big rigs (18 wheelers) would put the high costs on the right turns.

  135. Re:Michigan is far behind in this regard. by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine turning left across 4 lanes of busy traffic to get to a business on the other side of the road?

    Sure! I do it all the time! It's a new-fangled invention called a "left turn signal". Y'see, traffic stops both ways for a short time so I {and those across from me} can turn left.

    These intersections also moved an incredible amount of traffic.

    ...and I'll betcha that San Antonio, Texas, has a larger population than the AA/Ypsi area...

    Yes, if you are turning "left" onto such a road you will have to stop and wait a few minutes before you can get going, but it is well worth the wait considering the alternative would be to make a much riskier left hand turn in a much more congested intersection.

    Sure, 'cause all that stopped traffic is a hazard... how? Once again, the traffic STOPS for turn signals; if you're turning left at a left-turn signal, the traffic on the road you're turning ON to has been halted. Where's the congestion?

    So don't assume most people in Michigan hate these roads, because they make life easier for thousands of people (whether they realize it or not.)

    ...and if you've lived in Michigan all your life, you might not have another example to compare to. I haven't, wouldn't, and know better. If it were such a traffic boon, don't you think it'd be more widely implemented?

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  136. Re:I have a solution.... and a racist comment by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

    ...and your parents obviously spawned a humorless boor. Lighten up, Francis.

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  137. Re:My rant - Be glad you're in Atlanta by drachenstern · · Score: 1

    I'll grant you about the signage. My word, I had forgotten that little quirk. And to the other ChildPoster on this thread, I've never been to Oregon, so no knowledge.

    However, you mention the luxury of Turn Signals. I capitalize them because I'm sure they're trademarked by someone in Atlanta based on the usage in Houston. Houstonians don't only _not use their turn signals_, and _not only will they block you if you use a turn signal_, but they'll actively go to the trouble of using the turn signal on the left to go to the right, and vice versa, and they'll use their turn signals to tell you what they've done.

    But to use it to signal a turn, or to identify their intentions? Surely not. In Houston, you see a spot open in traffic, then you had best just muscle in, because otherwise you won't be able to advance. And forget about attempting to merge with any sort of forewarning. Unless you've driven in Houston for at least two years, you'ld do best to just hang out on the right, and get off when you get to your exit. What's that? You need to make a left exit? Best invest in that new UPS software and figure out how to get to your destination by going some other way.

    NOTICE: the above post only references the rush hours in Houston, which begin at 05:00, take a siesta at 14:15, then resume at 14:45 until around 21:00. Outside of those times, and presuming the way you're trying to go is not blocked due to road construction, then at that time, and only then, driving in Houston is like driving anywhere else. I think.

    It's really been too long. But for fairness sake, I should mention that I am going to Atlanta on the 19th of December, so I can verify then which is truly worse. And I'll be in my car, so I won't have any prejudice as far as which vehicle I'm in.

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    Otherwise, how's Atlanta compared to back home? I've always felt that it was a little to home-towny and not enough Metro.

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  138. Hook turn by zimagold · · Score: 1

    Who has experienced Melbourne's crazy downtown hook turns? As a visitor driving a rental car, it was pretty damn scary. I remember trying to avoid right turns because of it.

    1. Re:Hook turn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. Live in Melbourne. I avoid hook turns. You gotta worry when the locals tend to avoid them :-)

  139. Turning Test by spacemky · · Score: 1

    So this software enables UPS to pass the Turning Test?

    ducks

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  140. We don't need no steenking left turns! by my_left_nut · · Score: 1

    I wonder how it works in NJ, home of the "jug handle"?

  141. Re:Do you live in the deep south or west of the US by ultranova · · Score: 1

    I've always preferred the term "vicious circle".

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  142. I dunno...ask Bugs Bunny... by Nybble's+Byte · · Score: 0

    When he wound up in Mexico, he said, "I knew I shoulda taken a left toin at Albuquoique!"

  143. there is a space for further improvements by nik_qc · · Score: 1

    Some of the UPS drivers actually go even further - they just do not stop at the STOP signs. Especially efficient and time-saving when it is done next to the elementary school. P.S. I saw it myself at least twice :(

  144. Time == Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If time equals money, then should a company want to minimize total travel time. If that means turning left to avoid congestion, then that should be optimal.

  145. Are you a commie? by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

    'Cos you sound like a red, boy.

    First you say By the nature of the problem, shaping traffic patterns can involve local actions that look non-optimal but have a positive effect on the overall system., then you'll move onto shaping behaviour patterns and finally shaping thought patterns. And that's commie talk.

    Unless you're doing it for an advertising agency, that is.

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  146. I work for UPS by ap0 · · Score: 1

    ... and let me say that this system isn't that great. The software forces drivers to follow a specific "trace" (route) which oftentimes is not the most sensible route possible for a given situation. The software that plans the routes is a super cool idea in theory (like, really cool): every package is scanned when it reaches its delivery center, and a smaller label is applied to it (called a SPA or PAL label -- you'll often see them if you live in a large metropolitan area because smaller locations often don't have it yet). This label looks at the destination address of the package and determines instantaneously exactly where it needs to go: it tells the sorters which belt to put it to, the boxliners which box to put it in, and the loaders which truck to put it in, and what shelf to put it on, in which order. After all this is completed, the program figures out the route it's dispatching a driver on and then the driver downloads it to his DIAD... this is called EDD. EDD essentially is a digital manifest of packages on the truck to be delivered. EDD also creates a delivery order, and expects a driver to follow it.

    Sometimes EDD sucks, though. Let's say a business is getting a 1DA package at 10:00am, and the business next door is scheduled to receive a ground package later that day. EDD doesn't necessarily tell the driver that that ground package is there. It would make much more sense to deliver the 1DA box and the ground box to the adjacent businesses, but that would break trace, and the packages in the truck generally aren't ordered that way. This means that the driver might have to come back later in the day to the same spot to deliver the ground package. A lot of drivers will cheat and deliver them at the same time, but it's frowned upon, and generally unknown that you have a ground stop there until the DIAD pops up the next stop and you realize that, "oh, I've already been there."

    Yeah, the software can cut down on left turns with its route planning, but an experienced driver who knows his route is oftentimes going to do a much better job of delivering the packages efficiently than even a sophisticated software system like UPS has implemented.

  147. Re:My rant - concept != implementation by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    No, actually all those lights have signs next to them saying "one car per green."

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  148. I already do this by Mopatop · · Score: 1

    This comment won't even be read, but I feel I should say something anyway.

    I completely agree with the original article, in that this is important. In the UK, I frequently try and factor in the number of right-turns (same as US left - cross traffic) I have to make, as it adds significant waiting time to your journey.

    Also, if I need to turn right onto a busy road, I try and seek out an intersection with traffic lights, because I know that I'll probably have more luck turning right under control than by giving way.

    Although now I live in Leeds none of this matters. It's an every-man-for-himself, fight-your-way-in kinda city. That's why I like driving a diesel with bags of low-rev torque :-)

  149. Re:My rant - concept != implementation by Stray7Xi · · Score: 1

    Manually could also mean the operators manually setting the delay times between greens to adjust to traffic conditions. A single operator could potentially run the whole system and still be able to take coffee breaks with nearly no impact.

    I would imagine an automatic system of counting cars would actually require a manual pilot period to be calibrated.

  150. Zipper traffic... by kn0tw0rk · · Score: 1

    Being in Australia we dont call that 'zipper' traffic, its called 'merging'.

    So naturally when trying to figure out what this zipper traffic was, all I could think of was cars cruising red-light districts.

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  151. R&D by PPH · · Score: 1

    Current R&D efforts are directed at developing software to aid UPS drivers in legal parking.

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  152. City Rules by Velcroman98 · · Score: 1

    Do they have different rules for different cities? I can certainly see this saving some time in certain big cities, what about small towns, or rural areas?

    I used to live in Phoenix when they didn'thave freeways or left arrows at intersections. The old three-rights rule served many well.

  153. Re:Michigan is far behind in this regard. by Darktyco · · Score: 1

    Sure! I do it all the time! It's a new-fangled invention called a "left turn signal". Y'see, traffic stops both ways for a short time so I {and those across from me} can turn left. And do you propose to sprinkle left turn signals every 50m along these busy thoroughfares? Also, alternating the signals to serve all directions takes time and will increase congestion (and vastly increase the difficulty of properly programming the light sequences for long stretches.)

    ...and I'll betcha that San Antonio, Texas, has a larger population than the AA/Ypsi area... I'm not talking about the AA/Ypsi area. As I stated in my first post, that area of the state has very few "Michigan Left"-type roads, not to mention that the traffic in the AA/Ypsi area is the lightest of any city I have ever lived in (I currently live in AA actually.) This makes me wonder if maybe we're talking about different topics.

    ...and if you've lived in Michigan all your life, you might not have another example to compare to. I haven't, wouldn't, and know better. If it were such a traffic boon, don't you think it'd be more widely implemented? Actually I haven't lived here all my life, yet I am a firm believer that "Michigan Left" road setups are much better solutions for 6+ lane roads than left turn lanes and signals.

    If it were such a traffic boon, don't you think it'd be more widely implemented? Does something need to be widely used for it to be a boon? Would you use that same logic for music, politics, etc?

    Look: I'm not saying that Michigan Left's are the end-all of traffic engineering, but I am saying that they are very useful when implemented in the correct situations. Suggesting that these roads would be better served by throwing up some left turn signals is ignoring the facts.
  154. How does this save miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see how this may save time and gas, but how can it possibly save miles?

  155. Re:Michigan is far behind in this regard. by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

    Suggesting that these roads would be better served by throwing up some left turn signals is ignoring the facts.

    The fact that I lived there, or the fact that anyone I asked agreed with very few exceptions?

    But enough of our opinions, Spanky... Let the other Slashdotters see how much sense it makes in the link found here.

    Comments, anyone?

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  156. UPS by sparkzz · · Score: 1

    Duh!!!!

    Any kid that's ever had a paper route could have figured that out!!!!!!

  157. GPS will never beat local knowledge by Cougar_ · · Score: 1

    Being a delivery driver who averages 90 deliveries over a 6 hour period each day, I can assure you that using GPS would be a huge waste of time. It's all about knowing the best way to go, and knowing as you leave each drop exactly where you'll park for the next one. In the city, you can't just stop anywhere, so you have to know the locations of loading zones etc.

    That said, I have to agree with the idea of minimizing left turns (only in Australia it's right turns I minimize), but I don't need software to tell me when it's a good idea or not. There's also lots of other factors to take into account. Some customers need their stuff early (and if they're paying us for sending freight, they get priority), others close for lunch at certain times etc.

    I think the biggest hurdle to efficiency in the transport industry is the high turnover of drivers. I've been in my current position for just under 2 years, and I'm now the second-longest employed driver at the depot. (Only 6 drivers at my depot, but the turnover rate is even higher at our larger depots)

  158. Re:Do you live in the deep south or west of the US by zoward · · Score: 1

    I thought about this, and the only one I could think of is the 1/1A/16 rotary just outside Portsmouth. Which ones were you thinking of?

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  159. No Left Turns for the UPS #44 Truck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No Left Turns? Hmm, so much for "We want to race the truck"...

  160. Pre-planning by AP31R0N · · Score: 1


    Seriously... pre-planning? Is that bit of stupidity from the article or just from smitty?

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  161. Re:My rant - Be glad you're in Atlanta by NetDanzr · · Score: 1
    So, a NJ transplant in ATL? Business or family as a reason for the move?

    Business - worked at technology commercialization at GA Tech until I found this neat GPS tracking company I signed up with to develop a CRM system for them. Atlanta is actually the first large city I lived in (in NJ I lived in the north-western corner, far from any metro area), and even though you may consider it "home-towny" I find it way too big and busy; enough so to keep my car doors locked when I drive and have Mace in the glove box. The toll is still at 400, but only at a very short section from Lennox to Perimeter; everything else is free. The road north of Perimeter has been widened to make 400 look even more like a parking lot. Meanwhile, the state legislature has been successful at shooting down all proposals for rail transit south and north of the city, and they still can't agree where to build the second airport as more and more people defect to use Chattanooga and Birmingham airports. All those joys of a rapidly growing metro area...

  162. Ugh. I hate New Jersey. by LazyBoy · · Score: 1

    Limited Access Highways: They all run to/from NYC. If you want to go a different direction, you're on a much smaller road. Lots of traffic, but moving fast except during rush hour or accidents.

    Smaller Highways: The Jersey barrier -- the Jughandle -- no left turns allowed. Strip malls galore. Stop lights. Totally bogged down with traffic. *Common* to sit through three red light sessions getting through a single light.

    Tiny Highways & county roads. Two lanes, no shoulders, curvy, no visibility. Wouldn't be called a highway anywhere else. These are probably from horse and buggy trails -- no planning. Too much traffic for their size. Very possible to take three consecutive rights or lefts on the way somewhere.

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  163. Drive fast, turn left by petecarlson · · Score: 1

    Wonder how this works for this department...
    http://www.racing.ups.com/

  164. Engineering? Ha! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Those minimum and maximums are set by ENGINEERS. This is slashdot, I'm sure you know what an engineer is.

    If that were true you'd have a good point.

    Speeds on local roads are often set by municipalities in search of revenue. All of my (2) speeding tickets have been in 40's that dropped to 25 in the middle of nowhere with a cop car behind the bush next to the speed limit sign.

    It used to be that the Federal Government set highway speed limits across the country. They still do, on the Interstates - around here I can drive 200 miles on wildly varied road conditions on the Interstate, and the speed limit is 65 the whole way. Some parts should be 80, some 50. And those numbers are only for my car, not a BMW Z3.

    Seriously, engineering?

    How about transponders every 10th mile with road design info that the car's computer multiplies with its own performance handling characteristics, and gets current weather data from sensors, and calculates a real effective speed limit for *you*?

    That would be engineering.

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    1. Re:Engineering? Ha! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      It used to be that the Federal Government set highway speed limits across the country. They still do, on the Interstates - around here I can drive 200 miles on wildly varied road conditions on the Interstate, and the speed limit is 65 the whole way. Some parts should be 80, some 50. And those numbers are only for my car, not a BMW Z3.

      In the cities, I agree. Not all city limits are sane; many are for revinue generation. With all bureaucracies from government to the phone company, the PHBs have the power to override engineers.

      But the highway speeds are set by the PHBs and the engineers are supposed to design the roads to accomodate them. I'm reminded of an ageing Scotty in the STNG episode about the Dyson's sphere when he's talking to Geordi about some pressurized container. The highway speeds aren't for a Lotus Formula Three but for a thirty year old Ford with loose steering, bad brakes, and bald tires on a wet, oil-slicked surface.

      How about transponders every 10th mile with road design info that the car's computer multiplies with its own performance handling characteristics, and gets current weather data from sensors, and calculates a real effective speed limit for *you*?

      What do you do about cars that have no computers? There are still lots of classic cars, as well as old oil-burning junkers on the road. It's an idea slightly before its time.

      Also you could take that a step further and take all speed control away from the driver. Would you want that? I certainly wouldn't, although I'm still waiting for a car that will drive itself.

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    2. Re:Engineering? Ha! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Hey, thanks for a good response.

      What do you do about cars that have no computers? There are still lots of classic cars, as well as old oil-burning junkers on the road.

      In Vermont, I see signs that say, "State Speed Limit 55MPH, Unless Otherwise Posted". Maybe it's 50, but that's the idea.

      So, on the Interstate you can have "Speed Limit 65MPH, Unless Othewise Approved", or something slightly less confusing, but the idea is that approved speed calculators could tell you a better number, but otherwise the old system reigns.

      Also you could take that a step further and take all speed control away from the driver. Would you want that? I certainly wouldn't

      Nah, way too many variables. And I can think of a dozen scenarios off the top of my head where I'd violate speed limits and suffer the consequences gladly.

      although I'm still waiting for a car that will drive itself.

      Now you're talking. Who cares how long it takes if I can do useful things with the time? Really, though, they'd probably be able to drive faster, more safely, than humans. Personal Rapid Transit systems take away most of the corner cases too. I can't wait.

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  165. Make way! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    I'm blasting my horn, you rich damned dumbass. Waste your own damned gas but waste mine and I'm pissed.

    Would you hurry up and get off the road so we don't have to widen the highways to accommodate all these slow drivers who are wasting my highway capacity? ;)

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    1. Re:Make way! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      How is your sitting at a green light because you were in a hurry to get to the red light using highway capacity? If the light ahead is red I take my foot off the gas, if it's green I maintain speed or in some cases speed up. I'm not slowing anyone down, you leadfoots racing each other to the next red light are.

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  166. How's that working out? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    E-mail me some - we are paying $10 per gallon here in the UK (GBP 1.06 per litre)

    We've got, IIRC, about $1.50 into taxes on our $3 gallons - so you've got $8.50. How do you people tolerate 700% tax rates? There'd be blood in the streets over here. They took away your guns, didn't they?

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  167. Imagine, if you will by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    And meanwhile, in Europe, people sometimes still wonder how US-ians can consider $3/gallon "expensive" - and that is true in countries with much lower average income.

    Imagine your country is as big as all of Europe, you have half the population, and your mass transit sucks. Does that make it easier?

    And it's pronounced, "Americans." Look it up.

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