User: weirdo557

would suck if someone somewhere was actually

On: Wi-Fi Allergy a PR Stunt

would suck if someone out there in some remote place actually was sensitive to radio-waves. then with people pulling crap like this nobody would ever find them and be able to study them.

i see

On: Prototype Vehicle For the Blind

i see what you did there!

Re:Money-making machine.

On: Funds Dwindle To Dismantle Old Nuclear Plants

IANANPO (nuclear power plant operator) but im pretty sure that power plants are far from free when you consider the cost of all the staff that has to take care of it and operate it.

Re:Dumpsters included?

On: London's Robotic Fire Brigade

well, you could say that they're terminating the fire

Re:Reverse the polarity!

On: London's Robotic Fire Brigade

in other news, massive outbreaks of fire could have been prevented by diodes. more news at 11

Re:I thought they already existed

On: Germanium Diodes Mean Progress Toward Silicon-Chip Lasers

how would the switching times of these lasers compare to that or a wire trace though?

germanium diodes

On: Germanium Diodes Mean Progress Toward Silicon-Chip Lasers

i prefer polandium diodes

Re:What happened?

On: ESA and NASA Establish a Joint Mars Exploration Initiative

wed be on the moon.

I am a bat

On: You, Too, Can Learn Echolocation

...you insensitive clod ... and i've been doing this since before you were born.

i live underground!

On: Space Station Marathon Starting This Weekend

"No matter where you live" i live underground you insensitive clod!

Re:BILLY MAYS HERE

On: Virtualbox 3.0 Announces OpenGL/Direct3D Support

billy mays is alive!

Re:Sexier technology

On: EXT4, Btrfs, NILFS2 Performance Compared

but that technology is old and used.

Re:They Need A Better Acronym...

On: Toyota Demonstrates Brain Control of Wheelchair

the elderly

maybe it can run

On: DARPA Wants a 19" Super-Efficient Supercomputer

maybe it can run windows vista

i thought

On: DNA Suggests Three Basic Human Groups

there were 10 types of people,

Re:Really not such a big deal

On: Watch TV On Your Satnav

i think the problem is the lazy stupid people themselves. but natural selection has a way of dealing with that...

find people who like cars

On: Where Does a Geek Find a Social Life?

i've found that my geekyness is perfect for working with cars. an advanced understanding of electrical and mechanical systems along with chemistry does wonders for talking about cars, and youll meet people who you otherwise wouldnt have met or talked to before. also cars are good for impressing women.

Re:What really sucks...

On: Custom Firmware For the PSP-3000 Released

when modding is outlawed only outlaws will mod

Re:Am I the only one who imagines bioelectricity

On: More "Miles Per Acre" From Bioelectricity Than Ethanol

i prefer electric escalators

Re:Here we go!

On: Google Mows With Goats

it behooves us to stop making these jokes

Re:Ok?

On: Scientists Build World's Fastest Camera

http://largehardoncollider.com/ taking black holes to a whole new meaning

Re:Wired BS

On: What We Can Do About Massive Solar Flares

hmm, this smells of tesla.

Re:Not ever

On: What We Can Do About Massive Solar Flares

i think that if you went so far underground as to need air-conditioning, you'd have bigger problems.

Re:Well duh!

On: Bohemian Rhapsody On Old Hardware

as if nothing really matters?

Re:Units?

On: Next-Gen Nuclear Power Plant Breaks Ground In China

1.21 jiggawatts, not gigawatts. please hand in your nerd card