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  1. I might just be tired, but it took me forever to figure out what a walking skyrocket is.

    I'm tired AND drunk, and I would have gotten it right away, but I was trying to tweet out a picture of my dick, and accidentally walked into a busy intersection.

  2. Re:"the FAA should do the same" on Drone Registration Is FAA's Way of Getting You To Read Their "EULA" (hackaday.com) · · Score: 2

    All of a sudden, several of his/her "fans" look up his/her name and street address in the federal database. Most likely no one will show up at your doorstep, but it takes only one crazy stalker.

    Your kid is most likely to get abducted by a family member or friend, and he already knows your address.

    And do you think the proverbial "crazy stalker" can't see your kid playing in front of the house or coming home from school? Do you think the crazy stalker can't see the license plate on your wife's mini-van and get your address?

    Your address is in big numbers on the front of your house. When did it become "private information". You can't live your life in a bubble and you shouldn't raise your kid like a veal.

  3. Re:what's wrong with real mules? on Robot Mule Put Out To Pasture By Marine Corps (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 1

    To be honest, that horse does not look like it's reacting well. I wonder what the engraving of five minutes later looks like.

    War is hell.

  4. Re:what's wrong with real mules? on Robot Mule Put Out To Pasture By Marine Corps (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 2

    True, but real horses or mules tend to react poorly to gunfire.

    I'm glad nobody told these guys:

    http://www.sonofthesouth.net/l...

  5. Query on Interviews: Ask Ray Kurzweil a question · · Score: 1, Troll

    Mr Kurzweil,

    What do you think of the statement, "The only thing worse than a self-absorbed, entitled douche is an self-absorbed, entitled douche who's trying to live forever"?

  6. Re:Can a corporate security officer comment on Microsoft Has Your Encryption Key If You Use Windows 10 (theintercept.com) · · Score: 1

    We're moving to TempleOS, not that it's any of your business.

    I'll only work for companies that adopt enterprise BeOS.

  7. Re:Scale back Department of Education ... on US Dept. of Ed: English, History, and Civics Teachers Good Enough For CS Class · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And stuff like this is why many think the Department of Education should be eliminated or severely scaled back. Perhaps set national standards but not get into the day-to-day operations of a school.

    There may be good reasons for keeping control over schools away from local authorities:

    https://boingboing.net/2015/12...

  8. Re:Government should enforce more standards on Switzerland Moves Toward a Universal Phone Charger Standard (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    We might as well call everyone "Cunt"

    But then you'd be Scottish.

  9. This information has been available for free since before WWII. The rolls of registered voters and their addresses have always been freely available. You didn't even need to fill out a FOIA request. Just pop down to the local county clerk and ask. They'll even print it out for you if you'd prefer that to the raw data. In most places, you can also get party affiliation. It's neatly organized by ward and precinct.

    That's part of the problem with representative governments and free societies. If you want to participate, you have to give up some of your anonymity. There isn't really any practical alternative, and I'm not sure there should be one.

  10. Re:The worst humanity has to offer on Ashley Madison Says It Added 4 Million Members Since the Hack (cnn.com) · · Score: 2

    It's a great way for a hot woman to wind up with a legal claim on half the assets and future income of a rich man.

    Because rich men have such a hard time finding pootenanny that they have to resort to a lame website?

  11. Re:Obvious reason on Ashley Madison Says It Added 4 Million Members Since the Hack (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Without some really strong evidence, why would anyone believe these 4 million new members aren't 99% AI-controlled bots?

    You say, "AI-controlled bots" as if that's a bad thing.

  12. Re:Burn it, but that would make CO2...Gasp! on Giant Methane Leak in California Won't Be Capped For Months · · Score: 1

    Notice that state regulators , how many rate increases to upgrade infrastructure has the state regulators turned down in the last decade?

    Why don't you tell us? How many?

    http://www.wsj.com/articles/se...

  13. Re:This is what I wanted the Amazon Echo to do on On the Coming Chatbot Revolution (computerworld.com) · · Score: 2

    I know this sounds bad; but I am a middle aged man, I am not going to make new friends. I am not allowed to have a dog. I wanted something that I could come home and chat with. Yes, something that would remember to wake me up and discuss movies, books, and games with me.

    As long as it has a working class Scottish accent and curses a lot, I'll interact with a chatbot all day long.

    "How are you today, AngusBot?"

    "ALL TURN YER FOOKIN BOABY INSIDE OOT YA MANKY COONT"

  14. Re:There are some serious hurdles to overcome. on On the Coming Chatbot Revolution (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    I like to imagine that there is only one AC posting on Slashdot, and he's highly conflicted.

  15. Re:Government should enforce more standards on Switzerland Moves Toward a Universal Phone Charger Standard (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    So, your idea of "free" is that Apple's Lightning connector should be OUTLAWED

    What are you on about?

    And yes, when Comrade Sanders is made premiere, Apple will have to be shut down and all Apple products confiscated in the name of the greater good.

  16. "Four Factors" on Four Factors That Will Push VR Forward in 2016 (technologyreview.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All four of the factors are porn.

  17. Re: Golden Opportunity! on Giant Methane Leak in California Won't Be Capped For Months · · Score: 1

    you're his master and he's your servant.Roman Marquez

    Wait, you mean CEOs are all my servants? And I'm the master? Then I want Tim Cook to deliver a brand new Surface Pro to my house this afternoon along with a case of beer.

    Roman Marquez, you are a dope.

  18. Re:Targeted users on Twitter Says It's Beating the Trolls (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    (note the s)

    Don't tell me, tell the guy to whom I was replying. I kept his spelling because I didn't want to confuse him.

  19. Re:Golden Opportunity! on Giant Methane Leak in California Won't Be Capped For Months · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look at the prevailing atmospheric vorticity of the area, place a bunch of counter-vorticity-inducing stators around the biggest leak (just a few percent cant on them is sufficient) and light it up. The updraft will pull air in through the stators inducing continuous vorticity that will form a fire tornado [youtube.com] miles into the atmosphere, totally oxidizing the methane and anything else that might burn in the gas.

    I'll agree to your plan, but only if we make Dennis Arriola, the CEO of SoCal Gas light it with a Bic lighter while wearing a suit made from styrofoam peanuts soaked in gasoline.

  20. Re:Burn it, but that would make CO2...Gasp! on Giant Methane Leak in California Won't Be Capped For Months · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Give me a break people. This was an accident

    No. An accident is when you're drunk and you think you have to fart but you end up crapping your drawers.

    When a leak in your natural gas storage facility springs a leak so bad that it makes an entire California town uninhabitable and the residents seriously ill, has already dumped the greenhouse equivalent of a million tons of CO2 into the atmosphere and you won't be able to stop the leak until at least March, 2016, it's a fucking crime. They should be frog-marching the CEO and Board of Directors of SoCal Gas in handcuffs right now. Let the hundreds of families that have had to leave their homes indefinitely throw rocks at their heads.

    http://www.theguardian.com/us-...

  21. Re:Microsoft need to just get it on Microsoft CMO Confirms Development of 'Spiritual Equivalent' of Surface Phone (hothardware.com) · · Score: 1

    The only reason anyone still uses Microsoft products is because:

    It's the best platform for Fallout 4.

  22. It could be worse. They might have announced a wrist watch.

  23. "We don't want to be behind the times by taking cash while cash is dying out," says Bjorn Ulvaeus, a former Abba member

    Does anyone really want to take economic advice from a guy who wears big poofy sleeves and spandex overalls? I mean, if he wants to give advice on how to bang hot Swedish babes, OK, I'm listening. But I really don't need to know what he thinks about monetary policy.

    https://youtu.be/J3ECxyIS9oI

    https://youtu.be/qrfY7RNaBjw

  24. Re:Government should enforce more standards on Switzerland Moves Toward a Universal Phone Charger Standard (vice.com) · · Score: 2

    A totally free market would be anarchy.

    That's the point.

    So what you want is not a "totally free market", but rather, a regulated market. The only discussion left then is a negotiation regarding where to set the level of regulation. In other words, you want an attenuated freedom...a limited freedom. I guess, freedom ain't free.

    I suggest we set the "freedom dial" to the setting that has provided people with the highest level of economic security, economic mobility, standard of living and lowest level of poverty. I think you see where this is going. See you in Gothenburg, comrade. Bernie 2016.

  25. Re:Government should enforce more standards on Switzerland Moves Toward a Universal Phone Charger Standard (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Well, as a simple example, black markets by their very nature are unregulated.

    You would be wrong. As someone who spent a fair amount of time in Belgrade during the troubles there in the '90s, I've seen first hand how black markets work. They use currency (govt) and weights and measures (govt) and almost certainly local police are involved (or they couldn't function). Black markets exist when law breaks down, and I'm pretty sure you wouldn't offer the black market as a model on which to base you preferred economic system.

    (It's 110V 60Hz in the US.)

    The median voltage in the US is 117 VAC, and it's reported worldwide at 120 VAC.

    Let me leave you with this quote from Bastiat:

    But it's a quote about something that doesn't have anything to do with the fact that you still can't offer a single instance of a "free market".

    Objecting to government-mandated standards is not the same as objecting to standards. Having standard voltages and frequencies, safety standards, and measurement standards is a good thing, but there are many ways and better ways to provide those than through government coercion.

    Good, then offer some examples of safety and measurement standards being "provided" (and by this, I assume you mean "enforced") without government.