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  1. FOOKING COONTS! on Google Planning New Messaging App With AI Chatbots (wsj.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm down with this as long as there's a chatbot with a Scottish accent that curses a lot. Something like this guy who curses out a pizza delivery boy:

    https://youtu.be/rc8V9fgzutE

  2. Re:Why not self-driving trains first? on Report: Google Partners With Ford To Make Self-Driving Cars (yahoo.com) · · Score: 1

    I've been on the Vancouver SkyTrain. Nobody was freaking out.

    That's because Canadians are more chill than Americans, and generally more drunk.

  3. That's enough, Elon. Take a break. on Tesla Will Have Self-driving Cars In Just Two Years, Elon Musk Boldly Declares (fortune.com) · · Score: 2

    Can someone please give Elon Musk a smack? He's just trolling us now.

  4. Re:Goodbye Miami, and thanks for all the cocaine. on The Science Behind the Paris Climate Accords (thebulletin.org) · · Score: 1

    Nothing wrong with Florida that a few feet of global warming won't fix.

    That's my point! I guess the Scrooge mods are out tonight.

    Oh well, Merry Christmas everyone. Hold tight to the ones you love.

    https://youtu.be/TBJLhOB8O0A

  5. Re:Why not self-driving trains first? on Report: Google Partners With Ford To Make Self-Driving Cars (yahoo.com) · · Score: 1

    Autopilot is far from infallible, that's why we need two pilots in the cockpit.

    Of course. And at least one person at the front of the train, if you don't mind.

    Secondly, automated cars are not the silver bullet you imagine them to be.

    Whoa there. You're preaching to the choir. I don't believe that anyone reading this will live to see ubiquitous autonomous cars. I think it's all a lot of hype.

  6. Best of 2015 on Nicolas Cage To Return Rare Stolen Dinosaur Skull To Mongolia (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    That is the best Slashdot headline of 2015, bar none.

    Thank you and Merry Christmas/Happy New Year to everyone, even the Anonymous Cowards. Let me leave you with this traditional seasonal music:

    https://youtu.be/0A8KT365wlA

  7. Re:Schooling, perhaps? on Poverty Stunts IQ In the US But Not In Other Developed Countries (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 5, Informative

    Public schools in the US are beholden to teacher's unions, and teacher's unions are all about funneling dues collected from members into contributions to politicians who tend to do things that increase the power of the teacher's unions.

    Twelve of the thirteen states with the greatest poverty are solid red states where the teachers unions have been curbed or eliminated. These are also twelve of the thirteen states with the worst schools.

  8. Goodbye Miami, and thanks for all the cocaine. on The Science Behind the Paris Climate Accords (thebulletin.org) · · Score: 0, Troll

    The one bright spot in climate change is that Miami, Florida is about to be wiped off the face of the Earth. The high-water levels there have been going up by an inch per year. Water is already seeping up through the limestone and flooding the place on a regular basis.

    http://www.newyorker.com/magaz...

    Why else would LeBron move back to Cleveland? He knew what was up.

  9. Re:Why not self-driving trains first? on Report: Google Partners With Ford To Make Self-Driving Cars (yahoo.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, of course, every tiny bit of employee protection comes from unions, not from silly things nobody does, like negotiations.

    Did you have to negotiate for sick days on your job? No? Do you know why? Because a standard was set - by unions.

  10. I'll be happier if they just replace iGoogle.

  11. Re:Google Pinto on Report: Google Partners With Ford To Make Self-Driving Cars (yahoo.com) · · Score: 1

    Just what we need, the Google Pinto!

    There's a better choice than "Pinto" for the name of the Google Ford:

    https://cdn.psychologytoday.co...

  12. Re:Google car on Report: Google Partners With Ford To Make Self-Driving Cars (yahoo.com) · · Score: 1

    Ford did make tanks back in the day.

    Yes, and the Germans were very grateful.

  13. Re:Why not self-driving trains first? on Report: Google Partners With Ford To Make Self-Driving Cars (yahoo.com) · · Score: 1

    the despicable institutions

    Unions are why you won't have to go into work on Christmas Day, Bob Cratchit.

  14. Re:Why not self-driving trains first? on Report: Google Partners With Ford To Make Self-Driving Cars (yahoo.com) · · Score: 4, Informative

    I still don't understand, why we don't have self-driving trains already

    We do. The elevated trains in Chicago went from four employees to three to two down to one, who is basically just there for emergencies.

    They won't do unmanned self-driving trains because people would freak out if they didn't think there was at least one human manning the train. Not everyone is enlightened as we few, we happy delusional few, we band of nerds who actually believe we're all going to be riding in self-driving cars in our lifetime.

    It's the same with airplanes. There's no need for pilots and co-pilots on commercial passenger airlines any more. But take the pilot out of the cockpit and a lot of people ain't gonna fly anywhere.

  15. I thought Ford stood for "fix it again Henry, you Nazi sympathizer".

    I might have that wrong.

  16. Re: Good for CMU. on Drug Case In Ireland Has Fingerprints of Carnegie Mellon's Attack On Tor · · Score: 1

    You don't actually know any Libertarians, do you?

    I see the confusion. There is a world of difference between big "L" libertarians and small "l" libertarians.

    One is a political faction (or party). The other is a socio-economic fantasy. My earlier comment was in reference to the latter.

  17. Re:Politics by Hysteria on A Proposal For Dealing With Terrorist Videos On the Internet (vortex.com) · · Score: 1

    Jerry Springer for President

    You may get your wish.

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pini...

  18. Re:Come now on A Proposal For Dealing With Terrorist Videos On the Internet (vortex.com) · · Score: 1

    And an anti-religious nut decided to do some cleansing of the ignorant religious folks with one of this years largest US mass shootings. Don't eat the pudding that radicalism is limited to gullible religious folks.

    You don't have to be gullible religious folks to be terrorists. But it helps.

  19. Re:What I Don't Understand... on A Proposal For Dealing With Terrorist Videos On the Internet (vortex.com) · · Score: 1

    They are not way in the east. They have a global presence which is extended further every day. They may even live next door.

    And they may be under your bed.

    The danger of being hurt or killed by terrorists is so vanishingly small that one has to wonder about the impulse behind the fear. It's interesting that the agenda of the terrorists is the same as the agenda of the political elite - to make us live in complaint fear. You're more likely to die of toenail fungus than from a terrorist attack, and yet about 70% of a recent presidential debate focused on the "threat" of terrorism.

    Here is a good rule of thumb: If a politician is talking constantly about the threat of terrorism, it's a good bet that it's misdirection from the real threat.

  20. Re: Good for CMU. on Drug Case In Ireland Has Fingerprints of Carnegie Mellon's Attack On Tor · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Libertarianism doesn't require faith in that.

    Libertarianism always starts with "if only". As in, "If only people were different, people would be different."

    and is quite demonstrable

    The part that's demonstrable is that those that act only for their own good will inevitably take advantage of those who work in the good of the commons, and eventually will poison the well. There is a reason greed has been considered a human failing, at least until the relatively recent development of libertarianism. Let's be honest: libertarianism only exists to provide a moral/social/political framework to give cover to sociopaths. Not that all libertarians are sociopaths. I don't believe that at all. But all libertarians are useful to the sociopaths.

  21. Re:On the plus side! on Drug Case In Ireland Has Fingerprints of Carnegie Mellon's Attack On Tor · · Score: 0

    An Irish narcotics trafficking site

    This story would be much better if it was a Scottish narcotics trafficking site, as this undercover video of a Scottish drug gang demonstrates.

    https://youtu.be/29-LRuuqFT0

  22. Re:Good for CMU. on Drug Case In Ireland Has Fingerprints of Carnegie Mellon's Attack On Tor · · Score: 1, Troll

    What university promotes libertarian thought in any way shape or form?

    It's true. Secular institutions like universities don't generally promote faith-based philosophies like libertarianism.

  23. Traveler to go on Microsoft Buys Talko, Another Ray Ozzie Company (fortune.com) · · Score: 2

    So, it's like Lotus Notes for your smart phone?

  24. KB 125241 on SpaceX Lands Falcon 9 Rocket At Cape Canaveral (planetary.org) · · Score: 2

    Everybody knows you wait until the first service pack comes out before launching.

  25. Artificial BBC? How will anyone know? on BBC Launches Machine-Translated Synthetic Voiceovers (bbc.co.uk) · · Score: 0

    I wonder if they'll program the machine translators to blindly support the status quo and protect warmongering, child-diddling, corrupt upper-class twits like the BBC's been doing for decades?