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  1. Re:Australia. Nope. on Australia Working On High-Tech Shark-Detection Systems (itworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the red-backs in the toilets. And the huntsmen that roam the bedrooms carrying necrotizing fasciitis.

    Holy hell. Is Australia the result of some lab accident gone wrong, or what?

  2. Re:Australia. Nope. on Australia Working On High-Tech Shark-Detection Systems (itworld.com) · · Score: 1

    But you have to stay indoors if you are taking the alcohol repellent approach.

    But indoors is where the ear wax spiders hang out.

  3. Australia. Nope. on Australia Working On High-Tech Shark-Detection Systems (itworld.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sharks aren't what they should be worried about. You have to go in the water to get eaten by sharks. But death adders... no, those assholes will slither up your leg while you're waiting in line at the Hungry Jack's. And then, when you run screaming into the water to get away from the death adders, BAM! the sharks got you.

    Fuck Australia. It's a shame, too, because the last time I was there I had a really good time. But the only reason I'm still alive is because having a blood alcohol level of over .25 acts as a death adder repellent. At least that's what the Qantas stewardess told me as we were landing. Thank god the airport bar was open.

    And let me tell you, it's not easy maintaining a blood alcohol level of over .25 for six weeks while you're a visiting professor on a university fellowship. Fortunately, the rest of the faculty seemed to be on the same anti-death adder regimen.

  4. Re: Did they learn anything?? on Study: Standardized Tests Overwhelming Public Schools (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    The point of vouchers is to allow parents to evaluate the schools available to them and allow parents to decide.

    That's not the point of vouchers. The point of vouchers is for the government to pay a government contractor to run a school, much in the way they paid Blackwater to fight a war. Everything is more expensive, more cheaply done and less effective. It comes down to which contractor has the best inside track to get awarded the pork.

    You already have choice. If you don't like the public school in your area, send your kid to private school. Lower working class people have been doing this for half a century.

  5. Re:20 hours? That's nothing. on Study: Standardized Tests Overwhelming Public Schools (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    Teaching to the test means specifically teaching what is needed to pass the standardized tests and ignoring the rest of the curriculum.

    So, by "standardized tests" what you really mean is "standardized curriculum". I didn't know we had that. It's about time.

  6. Re:Makes sense on Study: Standardized Tests Overwhelming Public Schools (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    Burden the public schools with standardized tests, cut funding and then privatize. Pocket billions in a huge rent seeking scheme. As an added bonus further undermine people's faith in govt so you can cut back on social services and pocket that money too I beloved believe it's called "Starve the Beast". Which sounds good until you realize that beast was a watchdog.

    I wish I'd said that. I probably will, sooner or later, without attribution.

  7. Re:Brought to you by the Teacher's Unions on Study: Standardized Tests Overwhelming Public Schools (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    This comment brought to you by a retard.

    To be fair, he's not really a retard. He just made it through school in the days before they gave tests.

    His grade was based on his penmanship.

  8. Re:20 hours? That's nothing. on Study: Standardized Tests Overwhelming Public Schools (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    You conveniently left out the time teaching to the test, which is much more time than the test itself.

    When was the magical age when teachers didn't "teach to the test"?

  9. Re:Did they learn anything?? on Study: Standardized Tests Overwhelming Public Schools (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 0

    not everyone needs the same stuff. a kid growing up in chicago has different needs than a kid growing up in east tenn.

    The kid growing up in "east tenn" probably needs a dentist.

  10. Re: Did they learn anything?? on Study: Standardized Tests Overwhelming Public Schools (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 5, Informative

    Vouchers will get students out of failing public schools, like, Newark, Chicago, etc. and give them a chance to break the cycle of poverty.

    School vouchers are a scam to keep the prisons full. If you hear someone talk about "school reform", run for the hills. They're famous flim-flammers.

    The school "privatization" movement is one of the biggest scandals of the 21st century. Charter schools fail. They exist to funnel money upward, not to educate kids.

    http://www.salon.com/2014/02/1...

    http://www.philly.com/philly/b...

    http://www.eschatonblog.com/20...

  11. Are Tennessee people welcome on your lawn, even though you obviously believe they're idiots?

    The people of Memphis and Nashville are welcome. All others pay cash.

  12. Re:42 YEARS!?? on First New US Nuclear Reactor In Two Decades Gets Permission To Begin Fueling (ieee.org) · · Score: 4, Funny

    To be fair, the 42 year delay was so that they could convince the people of Tennessee that electricity wasn't the work of the devil.

  13. It has what nuclear plants need on First New US Nuclear Reactor In Two Decades Gets Permission To Begin Fueling (ieee.org) · · Score: 1

    "Compared to a Westinghouse Gen II PWR, the AP1000 contains 50 percent fewer safety-related valves, 35 percent fewer pumps, 80 percent less safety-related piping, 85 percent less control cabling, and 45 percent less seismic building volume. ... If an accident happens, the AP1000 will shut itself down without needing any human intervention (or even electrical power) within the first 72 hours."

    And now, with electrolytes!

  14. He says this on the Internet on Does Government Science Funding Drive Innovation? (wsj.com) · · Score: 2

    The only thing stupider would be if he was drinking a tall glass of Tang while he was posting his story about how government investment in research doesn't lead to anything useful...on the Internet.

  15. Re: Get your popcorn grandma, the Apple haters com on Apple Faces Class Action Lawsuit Over iOS Wi-Fi Assist (appleinsider.com) · · Score: 1

    Because constructive dialog is better than partisan fanboy battles,

    And "constructive dialog" must be either neutral or positive towards Apple?

    Maybe we have a different definition of "constructive dialog".

  16. Re:Error in summary on Oklahoma Earthquakes Are a National Security Threat (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Even the EPA has been forced to admit that freaking is safe.

    The EPA also said that sulfoxaflor was safe.

    http://www.reuters.com/article...

  17. Re:Get your popcorn grandma, the Apple haters comi on Apple Faces Class Action Lawsuit Over iOS Wi-Fi Assist (appleinsider.com) · · Score: 0

    It's good to see the first three posts are neutral to positive toward Apple.

    Why is that good again?

  18. Re:An new case has to be filed be filed on Apple Faces Class Action Lawsuit Over iOS Wi-Fi Assist (appleinsider.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    To ban the sale of apple devices to people who dont know to turn off a default optiion.

    That would mean losing about 90% of iPhone sales.

    Remember, Apple has "strategic partnerships" with wireless providers. Do you really not think there was a discussion about this anywhere among the Apple executives and the brass from the telecoms?

  19. Re:French? on Comet Lovejoy Giving Away Alcohol (eurekalert.org) · · Score: 1

    malt "liqueur"? Seriously? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't believe someone actually said such a thing. Your a doosh.

    Drambuie is a malt liqueur:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  20. Re: The magic words being on European ISPs Exaggerate Performance; US ISPs Slower But More Honest (itworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Fuck, I'm up near Vancouver and can't find five dollar anything.

    That's not true. I happen to know that there are five dollar hookers in Vancouver.

  21. Lying sack of shit on FBI Chief Links Video Scrutiny of Police To Rise In Violent Crime (nytimes.com) · · Score: 3, Informative

    There is no "rise in violent crime". It's still lower than it was in the '90s, and one data point does not a trend make.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com...

    Also,

    The F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, said on Friday that the additional scrutiny and criticism of police officers in the wake of highly publicized episodes of police brutality may have led to an increase in violent crime in some cities as officers have become less aggressive.

    With his remarks, Mr. Comey lent the prestige of the F.B.I., the nation’s most prominent law enforcement agency, to a theory that is far from settled: that the increased attention on the police has made officers less aggressive and emboldened criminals. But he acknowledged that there is so far no data to back up his assertion and that it may be just one of many factors that are contributing to the rise in crime, like cheaper drugs and an increase in criminals who are being released from prison.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10...

    So really, it could very well be that the rise in violent crime is the result of increased surveillance on the general population rather than increased surveillance on police.

    You don't have to be dishonest to be in law enforcement, but it helps.

  22. Re:Won't move while you watch? on 'Zeno Effect' Verified: Atoms Won't Move While You Watch (cornell.edu) · · Score: 2

    Won't move while you watch?

    My wife can tell you I don't move when I watch football. Does that count as the Zeno Effect?

  23. Re: The magic words being on European ISPs Exaggerate Performance; US ISPs Slower But More Honest (itworld.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've been to Seattle, and it's probably better for everyone if they don't get faster internet.

    I mean, five dollar coffee, utilikilts and grunge. Don't nobody need Seattle on the information superhighway.

  24. Re:Do you understand what a nerd is? on RIP: Prolific Amazon Customer Reviewer Harriet Klausner (1952-2015) (teleread.com) · · Score: 1

    I give this thread no fucking stars.

  25. Re:It's cold out here in New England tonight on Patricia, Strongest Hurricane Ever Seen In Eastern Pacific, Strikes In Mexico · · Score: 1

    Emo is a Chicago boy. He used to warm up for bands in clubs around town back in the day before he made it to the comedy joints.