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  1. Re:No need for a terrorist attack on the LHC . . . on Large Hadron Collider Scientist Arrested For al-Qaeda Ties · · Score: 1

    All organizations, terrorist and non-terrorist have spies in the LHC program. The al-Qaeda guy got arrested because somebody ratted him out after he failed to refill the coffee maker.

  2. Re:I think he may possibly deserver the prize on Barack Obama Wins the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe it is a ploy by the Nobel Peace Prize selection committee to make Obama take a "Peaceful" approach with Iran. North Kora, Pakistan, Afghanistan et. al.

  3. Re:Lowering of standards? on Barack Obama Wins the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But at that time he won only half of it, other half going to Yitzak Rubin

  4. Re:EVERY version of Windows? on Microsoft Plans Largest-Ever Patch Tuesday · · Score: 1

    LOL!!

    I bet he din't notice your veteran slashdotness!!1

  5. Re:Well... on How Dangerous Could a Hacked Robot Possibly Be? · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, Robots hacks you!

  6. Re:Industrial robots on How Dangerous Could a Hacked Robot Possibly Be? · · Score: 1

    Don't have to be mobile to make some damage. Someone can program a robot on the assembly line of a car to screw some bolts loose which can lead to harm. My analogy is simplistic, but you get the idea.

  7. Re:hmm on How Dangerous Could a Hacked Robot Possibly Be? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You mean Robots can fart?

  8. Re:Best use of money? on FBI Cracks "Largest Phishing Case Ever" · · Score: 1

    Maybe because the managerials types are from another generation. Not used to the varied ways of the tubes.

  9. Re:Hmmm. on Cyber-criminal Left In Charge of Prison Computer Network · · Score: 1

    Or based on current trends "Vista"

  10. Re:Six years? on Cyber-criminal Left In Charge of Prison Computer Network · · Score: 3, Interesting
    More details here

    IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
    AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

    IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
    AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

    IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
    AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.

    IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

    IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
    AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

    IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT WORK: You arenÃâât even supposed to speak to your family.

    IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
    AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
    AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK: They are called managers.

  11. Re:Stupid Brits on Cyber-criminal Left In Charge of Prison Computer Network · · Score: 1

    reminds me of this tongue twister

    If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

  12. Re:Don't they... on Cyber-criminal Left In Charge of Prison Computer Network · · Score: 2

    "I wonder if that fella was employed as a locksmith at the jail after having been arrested for unlocking and entering..."

    Fixed that for ya!

  13. Re:Why would you need to ask this question? on What To Do With a Free Xbox 360 Pro? · · Score: 1

    Give the guy a break.
    He knows of two ways with xbox
    1. Gaming - not interested,
    2. Linux - which might be a hassle
    he is soliciting other ways to use the xbox. Now this will create new avenues for others to learn new (geeky) things.

  14. New Services on What To Do With a Free Xbox 360 Pro? · · Score: 1

    Why not create an Xbox rental service for those whose Xbox is out for the RROD repair?

  15. Re:What about Chinese nationals? on Feds Ask IT Execs To Throw Away Cellphones After Visiting China · · Score: 1

    The Chinese nationals might do it for free, actually.

  16. Re:Huh? on Communication Lost With Indian Moon Satellite · · Score: 1

    All wrong..this is India's own Moon , Moon Uncle

  17. Re:Study Assignment on Dirty Coding Tricks To Make a Deadline · · Score: 1

    You must have been within the 1%

  18. Re:power saving tip: disable the optical drive on Why Is Linux Notebook Battery Life Still Poor? · · Score: 1

    Can't, the battery won't last!

  19. Re:Imagine a handheld XBox on A History of the Shrinking Game Console · · Score: 1

    Comes bundled with "Duke Nukem Forever"

  20. Re:At what point... on Team Aims To Create Pure Evil AI · · Score: 1

    I think there is a difference between "Actual Racism" and "Projected Racism".
    In case of whites, as you mentioned, they are also subjected to Racism.
    But when it comes to depicitng racism, people try to avoid depicting famous victims of racism like non-white. Whites just put themselves there and make everybody else happy. :D

  21. Re:At what point... on Team Aims To Create Pure Evil AI · · Score: 1

    That would mean it is Google!
    Almost all the books in the world.
    Shortly something they will do that will get people without internet access to give their information to Google as well.
    DO NO EVIL.

  22. Re:Meh. Still no price cut, still no BC on Sony Producing New PS3 Hardware, Slim Appears Likely · · Score: 1

    Sony can't afford any other move with all the red ink they're bleeding; they need to start making money yesterday,

    Fixed that for you!

  23. Re:Do not want!! on Sony Producing New PS3 Hardware, Slim Appears Likely · · Score: 1

    About this Slim version, we should look at PSP Go for inspiration. I think they are going to do away with the Blu-Ray drive for the PS3 Slim and Price it LOW.
    Games will be through the larger 320GB HDD (?)
    PS3 will be sold at $350 MSRP with the Blu-Ray drive, just like PSP300X and PSP Go are being marketed at the same time.

  24. Re:Still not a Chrome user on New Chrome Beta Adds Themes, Speed, & HTML 5 Video · · Score: 1

    If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank. - Woody Allen

    Swiss banks use numbered accounts!

  25. Re:Optional or not? on Preview the Office 2007 Ribbon-Like UI Floated For OpenOffice.Org · · Score: 1

    MS Office 2007 has a new Ribbon Interface?

    Move to OpenOffice. It's Free!

    ......

    OpenOffice has a new Ribbon Interface!!?? and it is not optional

    Now what?

    better be prepared with another alternative, if you don't have any love for the Ribbon.