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Cyber-criminal Left In Charge of Prison Computer Network

samzenpus writes "A 27-year-old man serving six years for stealing £6.5million using forged credit cards over the internet was recruited to help write code needed for the installation of an internal prison TV station. He was left unguarded with unfettered access to the system and produced results that anyone but prison officials could have guessed. He installed a series of passwords on all the machines, shutting down the entire prison computer system. A prison source said, 'It's unbelievable that a criminal convicted of cyber-crime was allowed uncontrolled access to the hard drive. He set up such an elaborate array of passwords it took a specialist company to get it working.'"

389 comments

  1. Don't they... by daninspokane · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...hire these people for the FBI or something? At least that's how the movies go...

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    1. Re:Don't they... by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nah, that's just what they tell the rubes at DEFCON to make them want to get caught. They go up and show a bunch of faked pictures of hackers in FBI t-shirts tanning themselves on the roof of the J. Edgar Hoover building with a couple of scantily-clad "analysts", and tell everyone how these hackers were so good that they ended up being hired by the FBI and are now living happily ever after. Meanwhile, the burned up corpses of these hackers are resting in an abandoned locker room in the middle of a post-apocalyptic hellscape near a satellite uplink station. You know, sort of like in The Running Man.

    2. Re:Don't they... by JeffSpudrinski · · Score: 4, Informative

      Paragraph 4 of TFA has the hidden "gem":

      "The blunder emerged a week after the Sunday Mirror revealed how an inmate at the same jail managed to get a key cut that opened every door."

      I wonder if that fella was employed as a locksmith at the jail after having been arrested for breaking and entering...

    3. Re:Don't they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, that's just what they tell the rubes at DEFCON to make them want to get caught. They go up and show a bunch of faked pictures of hackers in FBI t-shirts tanning themselves on the roof of the J. Edgar Hoover building with a couple of scantily-clad "analysts", and tell everyone how these hackers were so good that they ended up being hired by the FBI and are now living happily ever after. Meanwhile, the burned up corpses of these hackers are resting in an abandoned locker room in the middle of a post-apocalyptic hellscape near a satellite uplink station. You know, sort of like in The Running Man.

      I lolled :) Thank you!

    4. Re:Don't they... by Jeng · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The book was soooo much better.

      The only things that the book shares with the movie is the title and the name of the characters. Just about every single thing is different.

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    5. Re:Don't they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one asked for your opinion about some guy posting about The Running Man movie.

    6. Re:Don't they... by Spittoon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why would they hire some guy so inept he got caught TWICE?

    7. Re:Don't they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed entirely. I remember reading a rant from King about the movie complaining that the lead character was supposed to be very average or even physically below average, but very determined - NOT Arnold. And *SPOILER ALERT* I don't care how badly they raped the book to make the game show into the abomination in the movie, surely they could have twisted the movie somehow to include the end where the lead is tripping over his own guts to fly the hijacked plane into the game show HQ. That was a fan-fucking-tastic scene.

    8. Re:Don't they... by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      So it's Starship Troopers?

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    9. Re:Don't they... by schon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why would they hire some guy so inept he got caught TWICE?

      For the same reason the US keeps buying stuff from China.

      eg. it's *cheap*

    10. Re:Don't they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually, I was a little curious.

    11. Re:Don't they... by ArcCoyote · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Running Man (the book, that is) creeps me out every time I read it. The hero flies a 747 into a skyscraper. Almost EXACTLY the same way the 9/11 strikes happened. And you tell me no one doing anti-terrorism at the time investigated that method of attack?

      CAPTCHA is 'ostrich'. Talk about heads in the sand...

    12. Re:Don't they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHA I love the use of The Running Man movie in your comment!

    13. Re:Don't they... by Matheus · · Score: 1

      Cheers!

      For all the good movies that they needlessly remake this is one I wish they would do and well. The logistics and culture of making the movie match the book back in 1987 probably led to the movie being the way it was although it still could have been better.. it really was terrible compared to the book or not.

      Doing this movie on a LOTR scale with a good director and screenwriter could be fantastic! (Especially the ending which unfortunately would probably never make it to the screen in this post-9/11 world... too bad they didn't do it right the first time!)

    14. Re:Don't they... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2, Funny

      with a couple of scantily-clad "analysts",

      Think of the straight hackers! Supply some scantily-clad "vaginalists" as well :-)

    15. Re:Don't they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you tell me no one doing anti-terrorism at the time investigated that method of attack?

      No. Because counter-terrorism agents do not tend to refer to novels for investigative leads, no matter how popular their author.

    16. Re:Don't they... by TeXMaster · · Score: 3, Informative

      i.e., not e.g.

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    17. Re:Don't they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's still in the smartass prisoner stage. The hot blonde chick or nervous black dude FBI agent will be appearing soon.

    18. Re:Don't they... by mundanetechnomancer · · Score: 1

      that type of attack has been long known and considered, the twin towers were, in fact designed to withstand the impact of a 747. The 767 airplanes that struck were just a little too much for them to take

    19. Re:Don't they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A 747 is bigger than a 767, and they both travel at much the same speed. So the 747 would be worse.

      While it was obviously a disaster, and it is probable that the design of the buildings could have been better, consider how many people escaped. I don't recall the numbers, but it was a lot more than were killed. So for instance had the buildings collapsed quicker, many more would have been killed. The insulation on the structural steel is one area that might have been able to be improved, to give an even longer survival time. Not that the buildings would not have gone eventually, but the longer you have, the more people you can get out.

    20. Re:Don't they... by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      Why? When there are plenty of hackers out there who haven't committed malicious crimes who are just as competent.

    21. Re:Don't they... by sconeu · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, they were designed to withstand a 707. And they did withstand the impact. What got them was the burning fuel.

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    22. Re:Don't they... by mundanetechnomancer · · Score: 1

      i couldn't find the model of airplane they were designed to withstand impact from, and was trying to recall it from memory. still, my point stands that it was a well understood potential attack method

    23. Re:Don't they... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Well, not exactly - pretty sure Mohammed Atta wasn't holding his guts in with one hand while aiming with the other.

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    24. Re:Don't they... by stoned_hamster · · Score: 1

      wow i just saw that movie..... it was cool.. and on topic: yeah, they dont do things like get paid by the FBI and given a laptop and then sent to lecture in front of 50 other hackers-in-the-making (NCIS LA anyone?) first of all, its begging for Trouble. Second, he can tell the guys in the audience, "Hey, get me out of here" on the laptop and noone wpould be the wiser. He creates a panic, lights go off, come back on, and he just did a dissapearing act.

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    25. Re:Don't they... by spazdor · · Score: 1

      currentTopic = "some guy posting about The Running Man Movie";
      ParentPost = this->ParentPost
      do {
              currentTopic = "some guy posting about " + currentTopic;
              ChildPost = ParentPost.reply("No one asked for your opinion about " + currentTopic + ".");

              ParentPost=ChildPost;
              } while 1;

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    26. Re:Don't they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, it was definitely the fuel, burnin fuel that got em in the end. And them perishing kids 'll catch Osama.

    27. Re:Don't they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've already been shot down, but the gross tonnage that a 747 is capable of carrying aloft far exceeds that of the 767. The larger number doesn't mean a bigger aircraft, it's just a marketing stunt from early on that they stuck with.

    28. Re:Don't they... by jackbird · · Score: 1

      Especially since a B-something struck the Empire State Building in heavy fog during WWII.

    29. Re:Don't they... by jaeson · · Score: 1

      CAPTCHA is 'ostrich'. Talk about heads in the sand...

      Except ostriches don't actually stick their heads in the sand.

    30. Re:Don't they... by craagz · · Score: 2

      "I wonder if that fella was employed as a locksmith at the jail after having been arrested for unlocking and entering..."

      Fixed that for ya!

    31. Re:Don't they... by indi0144 · · Score: 1

      FF, not i.e.

    32. Re:Don't they... by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      What do you expect in the J. Edgar Hoover building?

    33. Re:Don't they... by E33K+TH3+B34R · · Score: 1

      -Yea how the hell did ths turn 911 . . Lolz ... P.s I Like the first statement (before the all amearican comments) ... Showing the Hackers in FBI Shirts = Try harder get caught : D

    34. Re:Don't they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even in *this* day and age, people are still vehemently defending Internet Explorer?

    35. Re:Don't they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First thing I thought also.....

    36. Re:Don't they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    37. Re:Don't they... by vgerdj · · Score: 1

      cross dressing

    38. Re:Don't they... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      But it's 20 more! Next you'll be telling us that 11 isn't one louder.

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    39. Re:Don't they... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It was B-25. They're surprisingly small.

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  2. OMG NOT THE HARD DRIVE ONE ONE 1111 by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 1

    This guy wants to appear like he is technical but only makes himself look foolish. The operating system was compromised. The protections should have been put in place to limit his rights to access the system and should always have been done so under supervision and with logging. They were foolish, he did what was to be expected

    1. Re:OMG NOT THE HARD DRIVE ONE ONE 1111 by gnick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...should always have been done so under supervision and with logging...

      I agree with the logging side, but if they give him Admin then all the log will contain is him locating and killing the logging script (This CAN be avoided, but I doubt that they would have gone through that much trouble even if they were logging). The supervision probably would have been pointless though. More than likely, it would be a trained guard standing over him watching him do EXACTLY what he did. And, if asked what he was doing, he'd explain that he was adjusting permissions so that everything would work. If they hired somebody to supervise that could accurately determine whether he was being malicious, they could probably just ask the supervisor to do the job.

      Hell, if you ask me to supervise an inmate in a chem lab while he brews up aspirin and he's actually making nitroglycerin, I'd probably stand there and ignorantly watch him make nitroglycerin.

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    2. Re:OMG NOT THE HARD DRIVE ONE ONE 1111 by bitt3n · · Score: 1

      Hell, if you ask me to supervise an inmate in a chem lab while he brews up aspirin and he's actually making nitroglycerin, I'd probably stand there and ignorantly watch him make nitroglycerin.

      I'd probably just say I was busy.

    3. Re:OMG NOT THE HARD DRIVE ONE ONE 1111 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, if you ask me to supervise an inmate in a chem lab while he brews up aspirin and he's actually making nitroglycerin, I'd probably stand there and ignorantly watch him make nitroglycerin.

      Using fuming nitric acid to make aspirin might be suspious.

      Or not.

    4. Re:OMG NOT THE HARD DRIVE ONE ONE 1111 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...should always have been done so under supervision and with logging...

      I agree with the logging side, but if they give him Admin then all the log will contain is him locating and killing the logging script (This CAN be avoided, but I doubt that they would have gone through that much trouble even if they were logging). The supervision probably would have been pointless though. More than likely, it would be a trained guard standing over him watching him do EXACTLY what he did. And, if asked what he was doing, he'd explain that he was adjusting permissions so that everything would work. If they hired somebody to supervise that could accurately determine whether he was being malicious, they could probably just ask the supervisor to do the job.

      Hell, if you ask me to supervise an inmate in a chem lab while he brews up aspirin and he's actually making nitroglycerin, I'd probably stand there and ignorantly watch him make nitroglycerin.

      *hint* If at one point he drops it and ends up diving behind a table and peeing on himself, odds are he's not making aspirin.

    5. Re:OMG NOT THE HARD DRIVE ONE ONE 1111 by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I'd be a little suspicious the first time he asked me to bring in some bags from the local liposuction clinic and empty them into those bathtubs he ordered...

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  3. Oh man... by david@ecsd.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where's a "whatcouldpossiblygowrong" tag when you one?

    1. Re:Oh man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because it already went wrong!

  4. 6yrs.. turned into LIFE.. what a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    6yrs.. turned into LIFE.. what a moron

    1. Re:6yrs.. turned into LIFE.. what a moron by Jeng · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      He could have done the RIGHT thing which would have not only shortened his sentence, it would have looked great on his resume.

      Well, at least it would have looked better than what he did.

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    2. Re:6yrs.. turned into LIFE.. what a moron by Narcocide · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe he decided that with the depression taking it's toll on the outside world and all that getting "LIFE" in prison was the best job stability he could hope for.

  5. God DAMN it! by david@ecsd.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some cyber-criminal stole my 'need'!

    1. Re:God DAMN it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, some cybercriminal accidentally your WHOLE 'need'!

    2. Re:God DAMN it! by OnlineAlias · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      All your need are belong to us.

    3. Re:God DAMN it! by selven · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      In Soviet Russia, US need you!

    4. Re:God DAMN it! by tecnico.hitos · · Score: 1

      Some cyber-criminal stole my 'need'!

      Just wait a couple days and he will offer you 'need' back by email, as enhancement medicine.

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    5. Re:God DAMN it! by Smartcowboy · · Score: 1

      The Japanese agriculture ministry is not in charge of your need.

  6. ehh by Dyinobal · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I stumbled this a long while ago. I'm surprised to see it is just now on slashdot.

    1. Re:ehh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stumbled this a long while ago. I'm surprised to see it is just now on slashdot.

      Well then, you should have submitted it as a story to slashdot a long while ago ! :)

  7. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  8. Press release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Chicken Coop, Inc. is proud to announce the promotion of Mr. Fox to the position of chief of security...

  9. This is who the Joker recruited. by xxuserxx · · Score: 1

    This was the same guy who helped the joker take over Arkham Asylum.

    1. Re:This is who the Joker recruited. by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      This was the same guy who helped the joker take over Arkham Asylum.

      Well, the inmates are clearly running the asylum, and there's at least one joker in the prison's security or management structure, but somehow I don't think that's what you meant.

  10. Six years? by sitarlo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    6.5 million pounds vs. six years in prison. Considering 20 years in cube for about 2.5 million pounds total, this crime thing is looking like a better alternative career!

    1. Re:Six years? by sitarlo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because I'm sure he had time to either squander, launder or hide a lot of his take. It's not like criminals open a domestic bank account and deposit their loot then report it to the queen. This dude may be broke, but then again, he may have a bundle waiting for him when he gets out. Or, he may have lived large while he was operating and now he's paying the price. Still, I think it is comparable to cubical life. People who work for corporations that knowingly screw consumers aren't really on a higher moral ground in my opinion.

    2. Re:Six years? by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the poster that you're replying to was implying that the six year sentence is hardly a deterrent for the amount that the criminal was convicted for stealing. If stealing 6.5 million pounds gets you six years in the slammer, and the alternative is working 20 years for only 2.5 million pounds, then suddenly the risk of getting caught doesn't seem so bad.

      (Well, I wouldn't want to even spend one minute in prison, let alone six years, but that's just me :-D )

      I think their whole point was that six years is way too small of a sentence for someone who stole that much money, not that he got to keep it after he was released. Keep in mind, there are cyber-criminals that are still at large, so there are some that get away with it. They usually get caught only when they don't know their boundaries and try to go for TOO much.

    3. Re:Six years? by cs668 · · Score: 1

      Burn through 1 Mil, hide the rest and tell the cops you spent it all on drugs and hookers!

    4. Re:Six years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't always find all the money.

    5. Re:Six years? by gnick · · Score: 5, Funny

      Still, I think it is comparable to cubical life.

      OK, that may be the most ignorant, presumptive thing I've read all day. I've seen prisons and I work in a cubicle. The two situations are nothing alike.

      Prisoners get access to a gym and exercise yard...

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    6. Re:Six years? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      As someone stuck working in an open work environment, I can only dream of having a cubicle to myself. Maybe prison wouldn't be so bad...

    7. Re:Six years? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      They usually get caught only when they don't know their boundaries and try to go for TOO much.

      Either that, or they get elected to office, and plunder the public directly. But hey, we keep electing these crooks, so we kind of deserve it.

      Hey look, FREE HEALTH CARE!

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    8. Re:Six years? by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      They usually get caught only when they don't know their boundaries and try to go for TOO much.

      Either that, or they get elected to office, and plunder the public directly. But hey, we keep electing these crooks, so we kind of deserve it.

      Hey look, FREE HEALTH CARE!

      My take on it: This downward spiral will continue only as long was we continue to swap R's with D's and vice versa. It gives all of them tacit approval that business as usual is fine, when it is really not.

      When America finally grows a pair and elects competent, efficient 3rd Party candidates into office, it will send a message to both R's and D's that this constant dicking around isn't going to be tolerated. By giving both sides a real time-out, they will realize that we're serious about change.

    9. Re:Six years? by HornWumpus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Too late.

      Change is coming, but it's coming as a consequence of 60+ years dead politicians Ponzi schemes and decades of running printing presses at the mint.

      Not just change for the USA ether.

      The Euro is equally fucked. England's debt alone would be enough.

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    10. Re:Six years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think they recover it all?

    11. Re:Six years? by Lunzo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      England doesn't use the Euro. Epic fail!

    12. Re:Six years? by selven · · Score: 1

      Because a lot of people don't get caught, and thus get the money while getting no prison sentence?

    13. Re:Six years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and free medical, dental, room, food, cable TV, mail, broadband, transportation.. WTF why am I NOT in prison?

    14. Re:Six years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firstly, Britain doesn't use Euros.

      Secondly:

      1 Euro = ~1.4 U.S. dollars. That's hardly "equally fucked".

      Oh, and we've (Britain) had hundreds of years of this style of government, change isn't anywhere as near as you think it is.

    15. Re:Six years? by HornWumpus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You got me. England has no connection to the economies of the EU.

      Moron.

      Nobody has funded their baby boom retirement (with the possible exception of Canada.)

      They ALL spent it. England, France, Germany, Italy, the USA etc etc etc. England is the current leader in value of bad paper outstanding but that could change once the currencies really start to fall.

      If anything the Euro is more fucked. They've got a dozen countries that can print that soon to be toilet paper.

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    16. Re:Six years? by garompeta · · Score: 1

      and free sex... even without asking!

    17. Re:Six years? by craagz · · Score: 3, Interesting
      More details here

      IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
      AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

      IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
      AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

      IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
      AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.

      IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
      AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

      IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
      AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

      IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
      AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

      IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
      AT WORK: You arenÃâât even supposed to speak to your family.

      IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
      AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

      IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
      AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

      IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
      AT WORK: They are called managers.

  11. Hey Warden, isn't Catch me if you Can. by Uchiha · · Score: 0

    Failbus. What did they offer him to do this? He might've helped them out if they actually offered him something instead of doing it out of the godness of his heart.

  12. Hmmm. by CannonballHead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Interesting that inmates have access to computers and TV. I'm glad we pay for that for them while normal citizens are having a hard time finding a job...

    1. Re:Hmmm. by TheCarp · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It makes me feel better actually. I hate to think that we have ridiculous laws that can wind a person up in prison for something as silly as growing a plant for his own use.... so its good to know that its not a total hell hole. Given that simple drug possession is one of the most common reasons for being behind bars.... this seems wholly appropriate.

      Until they fix the reasons that people go there, I can't support anything that makes being in there unpleasant.

      -Steve

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    2. Re:Hmmm. by OrangeMonkey11 · · Score: 1

      come on where is your humanity; rapist, murder, child molesters are people too they have the rights to be comfortable at Club Fed

    3. Re:Hmmm. by vertinox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Interesting that inmates have access to computers and TV. I'm glad we pay for that for them while normal citizens are having a hard time finding a job...

      Considering most of them are in their for minor drug charges and are no more evil than you or me...

      And that most of the tax money goes into the hands of the private corporations running the prisons and use the inmates for sub minimum wage labor at a profit which none goes back to the tax payers.

      So simple solution... Reform the laws and decriminalize these minor offenses and revoke the contracts with the private corporations running these prisions.

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      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    4. Re:Hmmm. by arth1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Civilized countries rehabilitate prisoners, and yes, that includes schooling them on what they will find in society once they've served their sentence.
      The alternative, a punishment based system like in the US, causes those coming out of prison to be unemployable, and their only recourse is crime. Which is one of the main reasons why the recidivism rate and percent of the population in prison is much higher in the US than in other western countries.

    5. Re:Hmmm. by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah its not like giving them opportunity works and as a result we have a lower re-offending rate than America (harsher prisons) but higher than Sweden (nicer prisons), but fuck it, I'm having a hard time finding a job so all spending should be cut even if it makes everybody less safe and effect wastes more money (1 "expensive" stay vs 10+ cheap stays).

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    6. Re:Hmmm. by Kokuyo · · Score: 1, Troll

      Is it just me or is there a lot of Troll/Flamebait moderating going on lately about things that are not quite a majority opinion? I suspect someone doesn't like me much, too, as I'm getting modded Troll days after having been modded Insightful or some such. And I'm not the only one.

      Anyone else get the same vibes?

    7. Re:Hmmm. by CannonballHead · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So, in other words - until you agree with all the laws that land you in jail, you don't think jail should be punitive in any way? Just a pleasant vacation?

      Not that it's a "pleasant vacation" now, but just curious about that. It seems to me that laws are always going to be disagreed on by people, including drug possession ... but what's the use of laws if they are not enforced at all unless 100% of the population agrees with them? I bet I could find a lot of people that disagree with a lot more laws than you do. In fact, I probably just have to walk to the nearest penitentiary.

    8. Re:Hmmm. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      As stated by others, most are in for drug charges.

      Nor will this change. Drugs were made illegal as an easy pretext for jailing minorities in the early 20th century when African Americans and Mexicans were the primary users of marijuana. When almost everyone is doing something and you make it illegal, it becomes much easier to control them. Remember prohibition?

      So for these guys, I have a lot of sympathy. For violent criminals I have none and would prefer that they all be locked in solitary and dosed heavily with Prozac for the duration of their stay. Allowing them to form ANY sort of social group or interact with their buddies outside is the reason we have gangs, gang culture and all the crap that goes with it. If we can't decide to kill them, we should at least neutralize them.

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    9. Re:Hmmm. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 5, Informative

      Considering most of them are in their for minor drug charges and are no more evil than you or me...

      Oddly enough, when I start googling for statistics to support your statement, I find things that say that there are fewer Drug offenders in prison that people convicted of Property crimes, and fewer of both those groups combined than people convicted of Violent crimes.

      In other words, drug charges, major or minor, account for about 22% of the prison population in the USA.

      Oh, and 55% of the prison population are in for violent crimes, and the remainder for property crimes.

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    10. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And horses, Lois, they're terrible people.

    11. Re:Hmmm. by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Interesting that inmates have access to computers and TV. I'm glad we pay for that for them while normal citizens are having a hard time finding a job...

      You'd rather the inmates reach their breaking points and tear each other up?

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    12. Re:Hmmm. by mayko · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No. I think the point is prison shouldn't be used as punishment. It's only function should be removing dangerous people from society and rehabilitating those that are able.

      The idea that we are spending our money to put people in "time-out" for using drugs, or any other victimless crime is fucking stupid and any logical person knows that.

      Studies have shown that interactive constructive environments in jails/prisons improve behavior and rehabilitation rates. So maybe they don't need mindless entertainment like TV, but I hardly think 23 hours of bare concrete is a better choice.

    13. Re:Hmmm. by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Considering most of them are in their for minor drug charges and are no more evil than you or me...

      That depends on what you mean by "evil."

      My ideology/religion/worldview/whatever says everyone is evil. Some people are more "moral" and some are more "law-abiding" however. A minor drug charge is a shift in moral/law-abiding. Read on, though, I'll probably end up agreeing with you...

      And that most of the tax money goes into the hands of the private corporations running the prisons and use the inmates for sub minimum wage labor at a profit which none goes back to the tax payers.

      Using inmates for labor seems like a good idea to me, frankly. Why simply let them live at the taxpayers' expense? Why not have them work for it? And frankly, not sure why they should even necessarily be paid much, if at all... they aren't there to make money, they are there to be punished, yes? Although, the view seems to be circulating more widely that prison is for "reformation" of the person or whatever, not to pay the penalty of his crime. I'm all for reforming people, but the whole point of having laws and penalties is... well ... so that people are punished for those law-breakings...

      So simple solution... Reform the laws and decriminalize these minor offenses and revoke the contracts with the private corporations running these prisions.

      Agree with reformation of laws, at any rate. Decriminalize minor offenses - not sure about that. However, I certainly agree that some offenses get too much time, and some offenses get way too little time. The idea that you can kill someone and get out of jail after 10 or 20 years is ridiculous... not even from a "penalty" standpoint but from a protection-of-society standpoint. And I am not sure if I care - with respect to time-locked-up - if the person was "temporarily insane," that just makes him more dangerous, doesn't it? Or, since the Duggard case is in the news... he got out in something like 7 years after kidnapping and raping? And look what happened, he went on to continue exactly what he was doing before. Surprise! ...

      I'm not sure really how to fix those issues. But I really don't think that people that rape, murder, steal, etc., should just go on vacation [slightly sarcastic there, I realize its' not vacation...]. There's something wrong when "jail" means TV, internet, etc.

      And there is something to be said about multiple small offenses increasing the penalty each time... depending on the offense, of course. Jaywalking multiple times may not be in the same category as stealing women's purses multiple times.

    14. Re:Hmmm. by Chickan · · Score: 1

      No, its just TheCarp's suggestion that we should make prison pleasant because we have bad laws that put "good" people behind bars is retarded. Prison is meant to be punishment, if you don't agree with some of the laws write your congressman.

    15. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We pay a lot more to keep the millions of non-violent drug offenders locked up next to the thieves, rapists, and murderers. Of course, in the business of government, this represents profit and not loss. You're not at the top of the power pyramid, are you? ;)

    16. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Putting for profit companies in charge of prisons - how do they increase profits? More prisoners for longer terms. No reform, high recidivism, making non-criminals into prison-hardened violent criminals. The Land of the Free - America - has more people in prison than anyone. It's time to turn the prisons back over to non-profit government and stop persecuting drug users etc. Let 'em go.

    17. Re:Hmmm. by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Rehabilitation... well, I think that depends. I'm all for letting them work or letting them learn a skill. I'm not for forcing them or paying to try to force them. If they don't want to learn, they're not going to.

      And if you murder someone, I don't know what rehabilitation there is for you. Or rape. Or any other violent crime like that.

      The stats for repeat offenders is pretty high, as I recall. Rehabilitation isn't working so well. Maybe because you're not changing anything but their external observances, temporarily, so they can just get out of jail? Rehabilitation tends to miss one rather important aspect of life - that people are not naturally good and just have bad circumstances. You can be the richest person on earth and able to do whatever you want to do, and still commit some of the worst crimes. Rehabilitation seems to take the same aspect as communism ... in a perfect world, it'd probably work great. So far, it hasn't. Maybe this isn't a perfect world, and maybe people don't naturally want to be good, happy citizens looking out for their neighbor... maybe they actually do crime and violent things because *gasp* they like doing crime and violent things? And teaching them job skills won't change them liking crime/violence...

    18. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're suggesting execution for white collar crimes where a corporation was the main victim?

    19. Re:Hmmm. by ThrowAwaySociety · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Interesting that inmates have access to computers and TV.

      Imagine a group of people with little respect for authority, and, in many cases, a history of violence.

      Now take away their TV.

      Do you really think that putting down prison riots is cheaper than just letting them vegetate in front of the idiot box? Are you, a normal citizen, volunteering for that job? I'm sure there's an opening there.

    20. Re:Hmmm. by rev_g33k_101 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I got to say that you need to be modded up out of flamebait. not because you are right, but because you are not flamebait. you may be dumb IMO but not flamebait.

      please remember people, there is no mod for "you don't agree with me", and not everybody who disagrees with you is a troll or flamebait.

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    21. Re:Hmmm. by olsmeister · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I currently have mod points, and nearly modded you flamebait just to piss you off, but decided not to. Hey, they're too precious to waste! ;)

    22. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Neither GP nor GPP specifically mentioned "prison" inmates, many drug offenders go to jail and are not included in your statistics. As someone who is about to go to jail for growing funny plants in my attic, I have to say.. what a way to waste your money.

    23. Re:Hmmm. by Korin43 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think executing someone for changing the password on a computer may be a little harsh. I mean, it's not like he installed Windows ME on it.

    24. Re:Hmmm. by Loomismeister · · Score: 1

      Most "normal" ciizens do have a job.

    25. Re:Hmmm. by lorenlal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Answer:
      Sort of. It seems that there's a group of mods who've decided that anything that's subjective, or opinionated will be marked Flamebait. Any joke that they whoosh on gets marked Troll.

      Solution(?):
      Metamoderate. Hopefully that lowers the chances of them getting to mod again.

    26. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they actually rehabilitated them, who would they lock up next year?

      They are protecting their livelihoods guys!

    27. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Reduce costs by removing computers, TVs, etc.
      2. Reduce costs further by removing inmates due to aforementioned "tearing up"
      3. ...
      4. Profit!

    28. Re:Hmmm. by mjihad · · Score: 1

      For violent criminals I have none and would prefer that they all be locked in solitary and dosed heavily with Prozac for the duration of their stay. Allowing them to form ANY sort of social group or interact with their buddies outside is the reason we have gangs, gang culture and all the crap that goes with it. If we can't decide to kill them, we should at least neutralize them.

      I'm sure they'll be very well adjusted to interact normally with society when they come out of prison too! Or perhaps we should treat them as human beings and try to help them become more productive members of society.

    29. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [citation needed]

    30. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drug related charges maybe - same effect as prohibition - if distribution is illegal, criminals run the distribution.

    31. Re:Hmmm. by CannonballHead · · Score: 0

      23 hours? *blink* What happened to the other one?

      I agree, "23" hours of bare concrete isn't necessarily a better choice. IMO, they should "work for their living," like the rest of society presumably does.

      I think prison should be used as punishment. I guess that's just a difference between our thoughts. Which is cool. The problem I have with rehabilitation isn't rehabilitation itself - it's that it's pretty difficult to measure. How do we KNOW this person was rehabilitated, whatever that means?

      That and I think some offesnes should not have that option. If someone killed someone, I see no reason I should let that person freely wander around amongst people again. It seems only just; the person took someone's life and caused them never to walk this earth again. It seems the proper justice would be to, at least, not let the person that took that life be allowed to enjoy walking the earth again, either. "Justice" is not something that necessarily cares about "rehabilitation." I guess that's my main beef with the typical rehabilitation-promoters: there's no more justice.

      Justice for stealing? You have to pay it back. Justice for graffiti? Clean it up. Justice for illegal drugs? I don't know, that's a hard one. One thing I do know; if I steal something and later am "rehabilitated," that doesn't mean that I don't owe anyone anything anymore because I'm a "better" person. It just means I am hopefully less likely to re-offend... but I should still be made to pay back what I took.

    32. Re:Hmmm. by MobyDisk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wonder how many of those violent crimes were committed by drug addicts.

    33. Re:Hmmm. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Sure thing. And how do you propose to do that? Effectively, that is.

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    34. Re:Hmmm. by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      I disagree, you troll! ;)

    35. Re:Hmmm. by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Interesting that inmates have access to computers and TV. I'm glad we pay for that for them while normal citizens are having a hard time finding a job..."

      That's because the purpose of prison is to make the most effeminate portions of the public feel good about themselves instead of deter crime by crushing criminals. That an inmate would dare do anything at all against orders means the system is too weak. We should admit we are facing bad people who are willfully beyond redemption and act accordingly. The inmates rightly see mercy = weakness.

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    36. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except, y'know, that's false. Another poster gave a link above to ACTUAL stats, not just a slashdotter saying things.

      About 20% are for drug charges. 55% are violent crimes. The rest is property crimes.

    37. Re:Hmmm. by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Do you really think they spend most of their time watching TV? Have you ever seen a prison inmate or one recently released? If they're in for any length of time, they work out. They work out all the time because there's nothing else to do. Even inmates can only watch so much TV before they become bored. Since they probably have to watch their back all the time and be ready for anything, they're better off working out and staying in shape.

      If they were sitting watching TV all day, they wouldn't have such huge muscles. They'd be skinny little shits that are easy to take down and can't take any hits. That's obviously not the case.

    38. Re:Hmmm. by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up please. Regardless of your point of view it is true, there are many non-violent people being held in prison for "petty" crimes that didn't hurt anyone but the offender.

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    39. Re:Hmmm. by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

      No, its just TheCarp's suggestion that we should make prison pleasant because we have bad laws that put "good" people behind bars is retarded. Prison is meant to be punishment, if you don't agree with some of the laws write your congressman.

      Spoken like a true person that knows absolutely nothing about the US prison system nor the laws that place people in them.

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    40. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      google grammar, maybe you can learn something...

    41. Re:Hmmm. by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

      Answer: Sort of. It seems that there's a group of mods who've decided that anything that's subjective, or opinionated will be marked Flamebait. Any joke that they whoosh on gets marked Troll.

      Solution(?): Metamoderate. Hopefully that lowers the chances of them getting to mod again.

      Excellent idea!

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    42. Re:Hmmm. by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. I think the point is prison shouldn't be used as punishment. It's only function should be removing dangerous people from society and rehabilitating those that are able. The idea that we are spending our money to put people in "time-out" for using drugs, or any other victimless crime is fucking stupid and any logical person knows that. Studies have shown that interactive constructive environments in jails/prisons improve behavior and rehabilitation rates. So maybe they don't need mindless entertainment like TV, but I hardly think 23 hours of bare concrete is a better choice.

      What sucks is that the government knows they make more money and create more jobs putting otherwise innocent people in prison, than doing what the majority of people want: legalization and taxation. This doesn't even take into account the dirty politicians with inside connections in the prison construction and security industries.

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    43. Re:Hmmm. by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm guessing you went to The Bureau of Justice Stastics site, which indeed says that in 2005, 53% were for violent crimes, 19% were property crimes, and 19% were drug crimes (it also says 8% are "public order" crimes; i.e., bullshit "crimes" like public intoxiction or prostitution).

      While it's a relief that half of the prisoners aren't in there for drugs, fully one in five inmates are incarcerated for drugs.

      It gives 2008 numbers for how many there are, but 20% of 2,310,984 is 462,197. Half a million Americans are imprisoned for drug crimes. And when they get out of prison, where will they get their money? Nobody wants to hire an ex-con. I would guess that for many of the violent and property offenders, it wasn't their first visit. How many started out getting busted for dope, then couldn't get work and stole to eat?

      20% of prisoners, half a million people. It's a huge problem.

    44. Re:Hmmm. by Tanman · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, the 'civilized' approach of which you speak means that they blindly perform acts that some expert says will reform the criminals, then they let them out, and finally the criminals commit crime again.

      That is why the vast majority of people in prison are repeat offenders: reform does not work most of the time.

    45. Re:Hmmm. by nsteinme · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes but how many of those violent crimes are committed for gang- (read: drug-) related reasons?

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    46. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When have people gone to full-blown prison for growing pot solely for themselves?

    47. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting AC, obvious reasons.

      I guess it's time to start metamoderating again, I don't let that kind of crap fly. :P

    48. Re:Hmmm. by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sorry, I don't agree. The recidivism rate here is high because it's impossible to get a job with a conviction. It doesn't really matter what you do in prison, whether you just get in fights and get tattoos, or if you learn some useful skill with computers. Either way, you're going to be unemployed when you get out, and most likely your only way to survive will be to become a career criminal.

      This isn't a government problem; it's private companies that won't hire ex-cons. However, it is partially the government's fault for keeping Prohibition going for decades, creating a whole class of people who can't work normal jobs because they went to prison for possessing naturally-growing plants.

    49. Re:Hmmm. by izomiac · · Score: 1

      Hmm... if only there were a way to keep prisoners from congregating in large groups... Perhaps locking them in some kind of cellular compartment would work... (I'm not saying that's a better way or even ethical, just that it is possible.)

    50. Re:Hmmm. by slack_justyb · · Score: 1

      Oh, and 55% of the prison population are in for violent crimes

      I'm sure that someone in DC is blaming video games for that.

    51. Re:Hmmm. by solkimera · · Score: 1

      "Panem et circenses" Can't really keep someone locked up if all they have to do is think how to get outand try it out. they're going to succeed eventually

    52. Re:Hmmm. by mayko · · Score: 2, Informative

      I guess I should have clarified.

      I meant rehab for dangerous people, if that means providing them with an environment they can live their lives in without being a threat to us... then that is rehab enough for me.

      I never said we don't punish people who cheat, steal, or vandalize. Punish them with damages.

      Also I said 23 hours because max security prisons often have 23 hours of confinement, with 1 hour a day to move around. That adds up to 24 hours total, which equals 1 day. Maybe I should have elaborated.

    53. Re:Hmmm. by slack_justyb · · Score: 1

      So maybe they don't need mindless entertainment like TV

      I've always advocated the construction of human sized hamster wheels in prison. We could hook them up to a generator and have inmates spend four or six hours, broken into three shift, generate energy. I was so pitching this idea back in 99 and everyone called me crazy, well now that everyone is on this green energy kick, who's crazy now?!

    54. Re:Hmmm. by hldn · · Score: 0

      and most of the people in there with drug charges were probably caught committing other crimes and were found to be in possession of drugs as well.

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    55. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since 1971 we've had a "legal" system here in Canada that focuses of rehabilitation. It is NOT, I repeat NOT working. Crime is getting worse and worse because instead of holding people accountable we coddle them and sympathize with them. They get ridiculous light sentences and they just go out and do it again. Some people just cannot be rehabilitated and with those people all you can do is protect society from them by keeping them locked away. Despite it's flaws many of us here in Canada see the US system as doing a much better job of keeping society safe.

    56. Re:Hmmm. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      While it's a relief that half of the prisoners aren't in there for drugs, fully one in five inmates are incarcerated for drugs.

      And your point is?

      I was not trying to suggest that ANYONE should be incarcerated for drug offenses. Merely that the guy I was responding to was full of crap for suggesting that "most" (his word, not mine) of our prison population was for "minor drug offenses".

      He was wrong about that.

      You, on the other hand, are wrong in assuming that my comment indicated any sort of tacit approval for imprisoning people for drug crimes.

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    57. Re:Hmmm. by Princeofcups · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Considering most of them are in their for minor drug charges and are no more evil than you or me...

      Oddly enough, when I start googling for statistics to support your statement, I find things that say that there are fewer Drug offenders in prison that people convicted of Property crimes, and fewer of both those groups combined than people convicted of Violent crimes.

      In other words, drug charges, major or minor, account for about 22% of the prison population in the USA.

      Oh, and 55% of the prison population are in for violent crimes, and the remainder for property crimes.

      So did I, and I found very different numbers:

      Federal prisons were estimated to hold 179,204 sentenced inmates as of Sept. 30, 2007. Of these, 15,647 were incarcerated for violent offenses, including 2,915 for homicide, 8,966 for robbery, and 3,939 for other violent crimes. In addition, 10,345 inmates were serving time for property crimes, including 504 for burglary, 7,834 for fraud, and 2,006 for other property offenses. A total of 95,446 were incarcerated for drug offenses. Also, 56,237 were incarcerated for public-order offenses, including 19,528 for immigration offenses and 24,435 for weapons offenses.
      Source:
      Sabol, William J., PhD, and West, Heather C., Bureau of Justice Statistics, Prisoners in 2007 (Washington, DC: US Department of Justice, December 2008), NCJ224280, p. 22, Appendix Table 12.

      Just goes to show that you can always find statistics to prove/disprove any point. The smart person, however, takes each one with a grain of salt.

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    58. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is why the vast majority of people in prison in the USA are repeat offenders: reform does not work if it is not attempted.

      Fixed that for you.

    59. Re:Hmmm. by rahvin112 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The high incarceration percentage in the US has nothing at all to do with rehabilitation vs. punishment. The high US incarceration rate is due to Federal minimum mandatory sentences for drug related crimes. If you are caught with more than 1 gram of crack you go to jail for 10 years, no exceptions, no deals and no circumstances will change that sentence. It's a minimum mandatory sentence. Take the drug non violent drug offenders out of the US prisons and the incarceration rate would be identical to European countries because they don't put their drug addicts in jail in Europe.

      Real scientific studies on recidivism rates that compare punishment systems verses "rehabilitation" based systems show no statistical significance between recidivism rates. let me reiterate, No difference that can be verified. In fact comparisons that dip back into history show that even when England engaged in capital punishment for nearly every crime, when they shipped every criminal to prison colonies in the US and Australia and their current "rehabilitation" bases system that there was no statistically significant difference in crime rates. The fact is crime rate is a pretty constant thing, even if you execute every single criminal. People don't consider the consequences and you can't "rehabilitate" them. "Rehabilitation" is a bunch of pseudo psychiatric jargon to make us feel good about putting people in cages for the majority of their adult life. Prison should have one single purpose, it should be to separate criminals from those that don't commit crimes. You have to give people the opportunity to change by letting them out every now and then (based on what they did), but you aren't going change them or their criminality.

      The only person that can rehabilitate a criminal is the criminal deciding he's going to stop breaking the law. The only thing that can generally decide recidivism rates is the type of crime, influenced slightly by age and whether it's a first offense. It's possible to scare first offenders straight (for general crime, this doesn't apply to sex crimes), but there is no consistent way to do so and studies show scattergun techniques using multiple approaches can reduce recidivism among young first offenders but no one technique will work consistently. Older repeat offenders simply can't be rehabilitated. Much like drug abuse, the only way they will stop committing crimes is if they want to, not through any "program" that tries to rehabilitate them. So talk about rehabilitation if it makes you feel better, but don't make it out to be a panacea as it simply doesn't work and the statistics show that. Find a program that can actually reduce recidivism that doesn't involve lobotomies and you will win the Nobel prize and make millions on the talk show and book circuit, but the simple fact is you can't rehabilitate someone that doesn't want to change and 90% (percentages vary based on crime) of criminals don't want to change.

    60. Re:Hmmm. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, basically you're saying that the other 1.8 million people in prison in the USA don't count?

      Hint: the federal prison population consists of people violating federal laws. Murder, arson, assault, rape, things like that? State laws cover them, unless committed on Federal land or against officers of the Federal government.

      Ditto for most property crimes.

      Drug crimes, on the other hand, include a lot of smuggling into the country. Which is federal territory.

      Hence a large number of drug offenders in Federal Prison, but a small number in State prisons. Note, by the by, that more than half of all drug offenders in the nation are in Federal Prison, while only about 3% of the violent criminals are so incarcerated.

      Note also that that "higher incarceration rate than any other nation" includes State prisons as well as Federal ones (based on the fact that the numbers that go with the claim are in the millions, rather than less than 200,000).

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    61. Re:Hmmm. by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      ....or the people writing the laws who are acquainted with the people running the prisons.

    62. Re:Hmmm. by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      So, you've never heard of state prisons?

    63. Re:Hmmm. by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 1

      You understand that the United States doesn't have one policy right? And that the majority of the prisons in the United States have some sort of programs setup to help inmates gain life skills, so they CAN be employable when they leave jail. Just like "other western countries".

      So, you want to think again here? The facts are directly contradicting your scenario.

    64. Re:Hmmm. by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Uh... violent crime is violent crime, whether it's over a girl, a car, drugs, or a bench in a park that you had claimed as yours two years previous...

    65. Re:Hmmm. by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      I wondered about the 1 hour a day bit. I figured it was something like that but was not sure. :)

      Living lives without being a threat to us I suppose is good... for dangerous people. Although I'm not sure what I think about simply letting them freely live. It seems like they should pay/work their way through life just like I have to, even if they are being kept separate...

      Thanks for clarification on the punish bit. I misinterpreted that.

    66. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The issue at the core of all this is that there is a certain distribution in any society of "deviant" ideologies -- concepts of what is right and wrong. The majority likes to go with the status quo, and there are always populations that will hold out on some issue or another. Hence, the people who end up in jail are those who get caught doing something deemed illegal -- by the state definition. Generally, it is the people who don't consider it to be wrong (for one reason or another) who end up getting caught at it.

      The only time this distribution fails is when the policing/justice system does not accurately reflect the social norm. Some people would say the US is in this situation, but I think statistically, it is still well within the margin of error.

      Hence, if you have a more homogeneous society, their level of tolerance will shrink accordingly, and you end up with roughly the same number of people in prison. You put too many of the wrong people in prison, you end up with revolt or stagnation. You put too few in prison, you get... the same thing.

    67. Re:Hmmm. by arth1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What you don't understand is that in many other Western countries, people actually get their slate cleaned when they have served their sentence. Employers are not allowed to ask about or investigate former criminal records, except in very special circumstances. Discrimination based on a person's past is as illegal as discrimination based on gender, religion (including lack thereof) or sexual orientation.
      So convicts can really get jobs afterwards, unlike in the US, where every sentence in reality is a life sentence.

      Take a look at statistics for various countries. And what the countries have in common.
      There's a very clear correlation between the countries that abhor justice being used as a tool for vengeance and both low crime rates in general and low recidivism rates.

      And no, it's not the drug crimes that solely is the reason for the high statistics in the US. Free all drug "criminals", and you'll still have more than five times as many people imprisoned as countries like e.g. the Scandinavian ones. And a much higher recidivism rate too.
      Like it or not, the US justice system is based on vengeance (as preached by certain religions), and vengeance never reduces violence.

    68. Re:Hmmm. by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Informative

      This isn't a government problem; it's private companies that won't hire ex-cons.

      Do companies in the US have access to that kind of information? In the Netherlands, these records are private, but companies often will require a "declaration of no objection" from new hires for positions of trust. These are requested from the police, and the declaration (if issued) will state that the applicant has nothing in his record indicating a risk for the position he applies for. This to ensure a convicted embezzler doesn't get to work as an accountant again, or a child molester gets a job at a day care center, or a violent criminal a membership at a gun range, while keeping irrelevant facts on that record private.

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      If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
    69. Re:Hmmm. by nsteinme · · Score: 1

      That's true; I got a little off track. I was trying to make the point that if drugs were legalized it would eliminate a big chunk of crime.

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      call me FOSS im the boss with the sauce and the source
    70. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least he cited a source. You, on the other hand, continue to spew crap.

      With a name like CrimsonAvenger, I guess we can't expect too much. You sound like a bad menstrual cycle.

    71. Re:Hmmm. by Grishnakh · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm not an expert on this as I've never been convicted of (or arrested for) a crime, so this is just from what I've heard and read. Most employment applications ask if you've ever been convicted of a crime (other than speeding/parking tickets), yes/no. Answering this falsely can mean immediate termination if they ever find out, and possibly even get you sued (not likely). However, for them to find out means they'd have to do a background check. I'm pretty sure conviction information is publicly available, and background checking agencies specialize in finding that stuff. Not all employers do background checks; government jobs requiring a clearance obviously do this, and certain other jobs too, but most probably don't. As an embedded software developer, I think I've only had two, one when I was doing an internship for a military contractor, and at my most recent job which is in the financial industry. I don't think the other jobs did any background checks, and mostly didn't even bother checking references either.

      A quick Google search turned up some Yahoo! Answers questions about this topic, with totally different answers: 1) Honesty is the best policy, some employers will understand, etc., and 2) Honestly will keep you unemployed because no one will hire an ex-con when people with clean records are available.

      It sounds like your system in the Netherlands is much better, since most jobs don't need to know your criminal record (of course, unless you're around children, or large sums of money). Of course, your system on narcotics is much better too so that doesn't surprise me. We still haven't learned the lessons of Prohibition after 80 years, though unfortunately most other countries are making the exact same mistake.

    72. Re:Hmmm. by Tynin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Do companies in the US have access to that kind of information? In the Netherlands, these records are private, but companies often will require a "declaration of no objection" from new hires for positions of trust.

      The same does not hold true in the US. Any business can do a felony lookup on anyone once they apply and give said company their name, address, etc. Their are free services, often provided at tax-payer expense, to provide public access to felony conviction records.

      In the US, generally it is a financial death sentence to get a felony on your record because you will be treated like a pariah in the job market for all but the most menial tasks. This isn't always the case, some felons are able to make it back into the workforce, but I would consider them VERY lucky as they applied at the right time, at the right place, with the right person who was willing to over look their past.

    73. Re:Hmmm. by nanoakron · · Score: 1

      My friend was making this point after his recent visit to the US.

      Here in the UK, we have the 'Rehabilitation of Offenders Act 1974' which allows many offences to be stricken from one's criminal record after being 'spent' and one has served their sentence to the community.

      It doesn't strike serious offences, or allow one to avoid declaring offences when applying for positions of responsibility to others (such as a train driver, teacher or nurse).

      It does, however, mean that ex-cons can return to a nearly normal life once they have paid the legally-prescribed sentence for their crime(s).

      -Nano.

    74. Re:Hmmm. by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 1

      If that's your argument, why didn't you make it in the first place? I'd like to actually see the data/facts on all that, but at the very least, it's not the usual crap, and I'll take a look to see how accurate it is. Curious, do you consider Britain to be one of these enlightened nations?

    75. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Answer:
      Sort of. It seems that there's a group of mods who've decided that anything that's subjective, or opinionated will be marked Flamebait. Any joke that they whoosh on gets marked Troll.

      Solution(?):
      Metamoderate. Hopefully that lowers the chances of them getting to mod again.

      Excellent idea!

      I'm not sure you should think so, since all of your posts appear to be flaming trollbait of the retarded ignorant redneck variety.

      Back in your box!

    76. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      naturally-growing plants.

      True: but this part is irrelevant, is peyote quantifiably less harmful than LSD? Is cocaine less harmful than methamphetamine? I don't think so.

      Sounds like Vitalism to me.

    77. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Watch alot of TV don't you?

      I live down the street from a half-way house. Most are a bunch of skinny looking dudes. The larger ones are like that from a life of manual labor.

    78. Re:Hmmm. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1, Troll

      Your point is irrelevant for two reasons:
      1) I was really making a reference to marijuana, which is most certainly less harmful than LSD, cocaine, meth, alcohol, and even tobacco, yet for some reason is illegal even though alcohol and tobacco, which are physically addictive and cost our society enormous amounts of money, are completely legal.
      2) All of these things are things which don't hurt anyone except the user (secondhand smoke aside, and assuming you have laws against DUI), so even if they are harmful, that's no reason to ban them. Alcohol is very very harmful for many reasons (including DUI, which though illegal still happens a lot), but it remains legal, so the harmfulness angle is BS because they're not consistent with it.

      As for vitalism, sorry, I don't buy that.

    79. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In most job applications it asks something on the order of "Have you ever been convicted of a crime besides a minor traffic violation?"

      This means the employer wants to know if you have ever been to court for anything ever outside of a speeding ticket. The question is asked IMHO for 2 reasons. The first reason is that the employer wants to know who they are hiring since honestly not many people are going to hire a repeat DUI offender as this may indicate substance problems which make the individual unreliable. Secondly there is a liability issue where if the criminal commits a repeat offense in the job setting, then people (potential customers) will point at the employer (or sue them depending on circumstance) and try to blame them with or without grounds to. This blame can cost the employer business and a lawsuit can be expensive to defend against, its all economics.

      I am not saying this is right, I'm not saying I agree with the practice of asking for a complete criminal record, but I'm saying what I know is the current situation.

    80. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The vast majority of people in prison are repeat offenders because having an arrest record, let alone a felony conviction, renders you a social pariah who is vastly more unlikely to get a job. Meaning crime becomes that much more appealing.

      And, of course, it's far easier to catch, convict and imprison somebody who's already been fingerprinted and DNA'd beforehand.

    81. Re:Hmmm. by craagz · · Score: 1

      Or based on current trends "Vista"

    82. Re:Hmmm. by k-macjapan · · Score: 1

      But then how are judges going to make some extra money on the side?

      http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/13/us/13judge.html

    83. Re:Hmmm. by RichiH · · Score: 1

      Let my karma burn in hell, but if you really mean what you just babbled you are an absolute grade-A arsehole. Fuck you.

    84. Re:Hmmm. by RichiH · · Score: 1

      > People don't consider the consequences

      True in most cases. If someone _knew_ he was going to jail/prison over what he does right now, chances are he would not do it.

      > and you can't "rehabilitate" them. "Rehabilitation" is a bunch of pseudo psychiatric jargon to make us feel good about putting people in cages for the majority of their adult life.

      Bullshit. There are several projects in Germany (albeit with not nearly enough free slots) that give prisoners education, a group-sense (not as in gang), a framework for their daily life (regular rising times, fixed work schedules, etc) and above all a purpose in life and self-esteem.
      It has been proven again and again and again that once you have such a positive-feedback group going (under supervision and with the possibility of authorative override, of course), the effects will be self-reinforcing within said group.

      Long-term recidivism has been shown to as low as 2%.

      So yes, rehabilitation is possible, but not if you approach it in the way you do.

    85. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US prison system gets about 500 billion dollars a year. every year.

      for people we want to keep away from everyone else... ............. i don't have a point. beyond that we are insane. and stupid.

    86. Re:Hmmm. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Using drugs is not victimless, at least not in the UK. My National Insurance and Income Tax pays for rehab clinics for Class A users, medical care for users who overdose, and the infrastructure which supports these services. If we could trust people to not do drugs (of any class; A, B, C, Prescription, Over the Counter, Social) to excess, we wouldn't need laws to prevent their consumption. Alcohol while driving, drinking to the point you pass out while crossing the road or start a fight, taking ecstacy and de- or over-hydrating to the point of coma... We have these laws because we can't be trusted to self regulate.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm all for legalisation of some drugs, but there must be some self-regulation first. Until we can be trusted to take care of ourselves and know our limits, I say keep them controlled.

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    87. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it means the prisoners don't die off fast enough. In Saudi Arabia, the punishment for drug related crimes is death. If we were Saudi Arabia (which is not a change I'm advocating, I like pork products and beer), we'd have half a million fewer criminals.

    88. Re:Hmmm. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Curious, do you consider Britain to be one of these enlightened nations?

      Post-WWII to early 70s, yes. Today, no.
      With Maggie Thatcher and John Mayor, Great Britain entered a "monkey see, monkey do" relationship with the US. With Blair, it turned into "monkey lick your balls too".

    89. Re:Hmmm. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      No, I made no such assumption, I just pointed out that even though the GP's numbers were wrong, the real numbers are still way too high. When you have half a million people in prison for something that can't harm anyone but themself, it's insane to not consider that the activity maybe shouldn't be illegal.

      We're on the same page here, I think.

    90. Re:Hmmm. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Funny you would say that. I just wrote my congressman yesterday... and again today.... and next week am putting on my suit, taking the day off work, and going down to the state house to talk to my (state) congressmen at a hearing on this very issue.

      I don't see what is retarded about it. It is one of my "lines in the sand". SO long as laws like this are on the books, I don't support the books. I consider them shameful. As I said to the people who run "godhatesfags" "if your god is the real god, then he is a vile creature and he can consider me the loyal opposition as he deserves no worship". I don;'t care if its my governent, or a god. If I judge the action as without merit, I don't support it. End of story.

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    91. Re:Hmmm. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Not exactly. I agree with one of the people who replied to this... prison is to remove people from society until they are able to return. It should not be used as a punishment per se. That said... If I find your actions to be reprehensible, is it not my choice to believe so and perhaps to say so?

      Sure, you may go help old ladies across the street, and give free prostate exams to people without medical insuance. However, if you also rape children, should I not be free to say "hey you know what, I am not going to support YOU in anything YOU do; because you rape children"?

      I see the state as an entity that is currently engaged in oppressive activities. I am ashamed to even pay taxes, and would refuse if I didn't have people who depend on me as a husband, landlord, etc. I see no reason to support anything they do, and every reason to cheer when they fail.

      If they come around, if they reform their wicked ways, I may support them again.

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    92. Re:Hmmm. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      > Don't get me wrong, I'm all for legalisation of some drugs, but there must be some self-regulation first.
      > Until we can be trusted to take care of ourselves and know our limits, I say keep them controlled.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm all for chicken farming, but there must be some eggs first. Until we can have eggs, I say no chickens!

      Self control is learned. It can be learned many ways, but driving peoples actions under ground, making them hide, it doesn't help people learn self control. It helps them learn to be better liars and sneaks. Is that the evolutionary pressure that you want to apply to people's personalities? "become a better liar and sneak, or face punishment!"

      Also, many of the problems are directly related to prohibition. Needles and ODs are mostly the result of unpredictable quality and high prices that drive people to more efficient delivery (IV, insufflation (snorting)) that have much closer tolerances. The difference between 20% pure and 30% pure isn't much when you are smoking your heroin. It could be really large as you push it directly into your vein. Talk to people in places were heroin is cheaper (like Iran) and you find much less IV, and much more smoking or oral use (which are less effective... requiring higher doses, but are safer for the same reason).

      I am no advocate for heroin, just that prohibition doesn't make sense from a harm reduction standpoint AT ALL. Also... the number of cannabis users is MORE than ALL the users of all the other illicit drugs COMBINED. So really, it seems we can talk about it on its own.

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    93. Re:Hmmm. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Dumb? Well Excuse me for having an opinion, saying what I can't support, why I can't support it, and what would need to change for me to support it. Thats so fucking dumb!

      Maybe it would be smarter if I did it like a real politican and didn't even choose related items...

      "I can't support making prisons a bad place, not so long as corn subsidies are on the books. If we got rid of corn subsidies, I could support making prisons a bad place". There... now I have said it like a real congressman.

      Shit, at least my conditions were related to each other.... I can't support harsh prisons, because people are sent to prison who I do not believe deserve harsh treatment (or prison).

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    94. Re:Hmmm. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Oh, I never suggested that. Not at all. I simply said I can't support making prisons bad places until we fix the laws. That is NOT a suggestion that prisons be nice, its a suggestion that fixing the reasons that we punish people is MORE IMPORTANT than fixing the punishment and should take precedence.

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    95. Re:Hmmm. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Actually, I don't think growers, or distributors belong in jail.

      No wait....

      I think growers and distributors who do it on land they have rights to use, with equipment they purchased themselves, distribute to other adults (or their own children, or in the case of doctors, to children of parents who consent and agree that its a proper treatment), those that don't weigh down the product with silica particles (rare, but does happen), those who sell a bag at the weight they claim to sell it at... they should all be set free.

      Those who do it on other peoples land, those who steal their grow equipment (or electricicty), those who fraudulently sell bags, or weigh down the product, they belong in the same place they would be if they did it as a legal enterprise. (and I mean jail, not a cushy CEO office)

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    96. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      half the people, where I work during the summer are ex cons.

    97. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming your grew the plants because of the money you were paid when you sold them, it's hard to
      have any sympathy for you. Why ? Because the price of those plants is high precisely _because_
      they are illegal.

      You KNEW the job was dangerous, you enjoyed the "monetary benefits" of growing the dope, and now
      you're whining about it ?

      Motherfucker, grow the fuck up. You did something you KNEW was illegal, and you got caught.

      I've BEEN to prison, and I can tell you you aren't going to find much sympathy for your "plight" among
      your fellow inmates. In fact, they are likely to conclude you are someone who needs to receive a good beating
      because he is a whining bitch.

      If pot was legal, you wouldn't be going to jail, but you also might have had to do some actual WORK to make
      the money you used to make for growing pot.

      Grow up and face the music, like a man does, when he fucks up and gets caught.

    98. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean because they were forced to commit the crime to obtain their fix rather than safely pick up their drug of choice over the counter?

    99. Re:Hmmm. by Dragoness+Eclectic · · Score: 1

      So you consider "I am a Christian" as ranking alongside "I regularly visit aliens", and invalidating everything the person said? That's rather intolerant even for militant atheists.

      Effectively, that's what he said, because that's been orthodox Christian doctrine since Pelagianism was deemed a heresy. Even Jesus Christ denied that he himself was "Good". All people are sinful and fall short of the mark. We all have evil in us. Again, that's standard Christian doctrine.

      It's not a bad doctrine; it reminds you that you are not perfect, and not above doing evil, stupid, harmful things if you make no effort to avoid it. It keeps you from assuming that you are "good" and therefore need take no thought about your actions and words and the harm they may do. It keeps you from seeing the evil in yourself as "not really bad" because of course you are Good, and the evil in others is of course true Evil, and they deserve neither mercy nor compassion, because they are Evil while you and people you like are Good. It also keeps check on the opposite division: believing that everyone else (particularly authority figures) are Good while you yourself are wicked and inferior.

      Understanding that ALL people are evil (or capable of evil) is a great democratizer.

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      ---dragoness
    100. Re:Hmmm. by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... their justice system and prison system can hardly be considered even related to ours. I can understand why you might find it laughable, but it cannot be compared to the U.S. - just contrasted, so your comments are rather odd.

    101. Re:Hmmm. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Thinking again on that.... is that really the issue?

      Arrest, confiscation of property, probation, house arrest. Whatever. They are all punishments, they are all use of state force against a person. I don't think ANY of it is in ANY WAY acceptable.

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    102. Re:Hmmm. by rev_g33k_101 · · Score: 1

      I apologize profusely for defending your ability to say something I personally do not agree with. Trust me it will never happen again.

      --
      "The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore."
    103. Re:Hmmm. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Nobody likes having their ideas dismissed as dumb. It also annoys the hell out of me how dismissive people can be of the way others are treated. A person being told to do things under threat of physical detainment and imprisonment is pretty harsh. I find it highly offensive that anyone would condone threatening another person with such violence without a damned good reason.

      Lock up the child molesters, murderers, and rapists. Punish thieves, and fraudsters. However, they are locking up farmers and flower peddlers, non-violent people, who do nothing but provide a product that they believe in, and their customers want. That I can't support and I am sickened that you or anyone else can.

      If it doesn't piss you off, you are part of the problem.

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    104. Re:Hmmm. by rev_g33k_101 · · Score: 1

      Are you done? Because I am going to go over there now, you can continue arguing with your self if you want.

      some people.....

      --
      "The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore."
    105. Re:Hmmm. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Actually, its kind of a slow day. :)

      Look, I know a guy in jail for this right now. Its a sore topic. The very idea of what he is being put through right now disgusts me.

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    106. Re:Hmmm. by rev_g33k_101 · · Score: 1

      That is fine, but you missed the point of my original post.

      That point was: I do not agree with your stand point, but you were not being flamebait.

      You only focused on the fact I said you were being dumb IMO (in my opinion).

      --
      "The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore."
  13. This is surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given that our best and brightest are running the prison system.

    Up next:

    Sexual offenders run the prison rape-prevention program.

    1. Re:This is surprising by palegray.net · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sexual offenders run the prison rape-prevention program.

      No, that's already run by designated "I'll be your daddy and protect you from the others" representatives, fairly elected by the general population.

  14. Now contrast that with... by lbalbalba · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The case of Kevin Mitnick, who was initially restricted from using any sort of communications technology whatsoever (no computer access at all, no mobile phone, etc.), other than a landline telephone...

    1. Re:Now contrast that with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The case of Kevin Mitnick, who was initially restricted from using any sort of communications technology whatsoever (no computer access at all, no mobile phone, etc.), other than a landline telephone...

      Including a landline telephone, IIRC. I recall reading that they would not let him have the usual phone call because they were afraid he could whistle the right tone to hack into NORAD and launch missiles. Seriously.

  15. Of course. He was the resident computer guy. by wazzzup · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're a computer guy, right? My cousin's kid been trying to help us with this TV station thing we're doing but I don't think he knows what he's doing. Plus he's starting soccer now and he doesn't have much time anymore. It's not like you don't, eh? Heh heh.

    Anyway, can you help? We use The Windows and all that so it's pretty standard.

    You will? Thanks buddy - I'll see that you get some extra "unmonitored" visits from the little lady this month.

    1. Re:Of course. He was the resident computer guy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Little lady? I think you mean "little" laddie. And I think that's more of a threat than a bribe.

  16. Why does it not surprise me... by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 1

    ... that this happened when the "prison source" still refers to a computer as "the hard drive"?

    --

    Ed R.Zahurak

    You know, oblivion keeps looking better every day.

    1. Re:Why does it not surprise me... by Raseri · · Score: 1

      That actually threw me off for a second; reading it in the summary, I got this mental image of an inmate with an actual hard drive (with the cover removed, for some reason), and had a real "WTF?" moment before I realized what was really meant.

      --
      Writhe your naked ass to the mindless groove.
  17. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why did this story get a lock instead of a foot?

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  19. . . . and a chainsaw massacre murderer . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Funny

    . . . is assigned in prison to garden detail . . . and is given . . . a chainsaw!

    The prison now has a few open bunks.

    The prison psychologist stated, "I hoped that we could discover how to do pleasant things with a chainsaw, instead of nasty things."

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    Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
    1. Re: . . . and a chainsaw massacre murderer . . . by geekmux · · Score: 1

      . . . is assigned in prison to garden detail . . . and is given . . . a chainsaw!

      The prison now has a few open bunks.

      The prison psychologist stated, "I hoped that we could discover how to do pleasant things with a chainsaw, instead of nasty things."

      This may sound strange, but somewhere deep inside, I almost yearn for a "tax cut" type solution ala Running Man.

    2. Re: . . . and a chainsaw massacre murderer . . . by garompeta · · Score: 1

      Well there are pleasant usages of the chainsaw, like ice sculpting!... and then ripping it down to pieces... *maniacal laugh*

  20. Re:Stupid Brits by MrSenile · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or starring Jeffrery Dahmer on an episode of Iron Chef.

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  22. Re:Stupid Brits by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Thats almost as dumb as putting a Halliburton CEO in charge of the entire military.

    Luckily nothing that stupid would ever happen here in America.

    You're right, that never happened. While Dick Cheney was at one point the CEO of Halliburton, he was in charge of the U.S. military before he worked for Halliburton. As Vice President he had no authority over the military.

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    The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
  23. Just because some screw up by iamacat · · Score: 1, Insightful

    does it mean nobody should be ever given a chance? This guy acted pretty dumb, knowing that he be caught for sure. It's too bad someone else is now less likely to be given a chance to put their skills for good purpose after screwing up.

    1. Re:Just because some screw up by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Uh. How many chances? It's not like this person just went "oops, I just made a major cyber crime. I messed up. It was a simple mistake." Aren't these things planned and thought out, and take a fair amount of resources and time? He had a life time of chance... so far, he's used his life and made a lot of people's lives pretty messy (I imagine that having my credit card stolen will make my life pretty messy for a while). What about them, don't they get a second chance?

      IMO, let's give him a second chance. After he pays back those people he harmed or stole from. Even if the credit card company pays it back or whatever, then he's in debt to the credit card company for what he stole from then, basically. No second chance if you haven't even made good on your first "accident."

      It seems that we always want to make it sound like the offender is just a poor guy who got caught up in a crime and needs a chance to prove himself... but we forget that the victims don't have that chance, and the victims were the ones hurt in the first place. This guy wasn't hurt, he did the hurting. If he wants a second chance, he needs to make up - to the people or entities that he harmed in the first place.

    2. Re:Just because some screw up by iamacat · · Score: 1

      All right, how will a guy whose main skills are computer related be able to pay back victims of identity theft? Would it be, by any chance, by holding a profitable job where he works with computers? Or do you want to go back to debt prisons where people are kept, at taxpayers expense and without profitable occupation, until they pay back the debt?

      In reality, most people will not be able to pay back the victims in their lifetime, let alone in the time after which we think is reasonable to stop punishing someone and let them move on with their lives. The second best option is to make them use whatever skills they have to better the society in general.

    3. Re:Just because some screw up by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Credit card fraud is pretty much a victimless crime. Well, the merchant that accepted the card (or card number) is on the hook for it, but in no case ever is the original cardholder liable for anything.

      This used to be called "credit card fraud" but the FBI decided to reclassify it as "Identity Theft" some time ago. It is silly to do so because it makes folks like Todd Davis (Lifelock scam) rich.

      So there is nothing to pay back to anyone except maybe the merchants. And they aren't complaining because they are insured against this sort of loss.

    4. Re:Just because some screw up by CannonballHead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All right, how will a guy whose main skills are computer related be able to pay back victims of identity theft? Would it be, by any chance, by holding a profitable job where he works with computers? Or do you want to go back to debt prisons where people are kept, at taxpayers expense and without profitable occupation, until they pay back the debt?

      Debtor's prisons were stupid. Let me just say that much.

      I know, you can't pay back if you don't have a profitable job. But just because you went to jail doesn't mean you shouldn't have that debt to pay. I'm not saying that they should stay in jail until they can pay it back. I'm saying they shouldn't "get out of debt free" simply because of jail time. That's not reparation.

      In reality, most people will not be able to pay back the victims in their lifetime, let alone in the time after which we think is reasonable to stop punishing someone and let them move on with their lives.

      Hm. So, the poor criminal stole too much and he can't pay it back? I'm not sure if I have much sympathy for him. Maybe he should have thought of that before he stole it? Unfortunately, our current legal system doesn't really provide much incentive to think about that kind of problem if you're caught. 6 years of jail for stealing a ton of money in credit cards doesn't seem to be much of a deterrent, and certainly didn't rehabilitate this guy too well...

      As for "better the society in general," I don't have a problem with that except that his debt isn't to society in general... it's to his victims, is it not? I would think they should reap any possible reparation before society does...

    5. Re:Just because some screw up by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Ok, so the merchant is the victim in your case. Credit card fraud is not "free," someone incurs a loss. I don't see why merchants (or insurance companies) should not be considered victims if they get something stolen from them or that a criminal should be allowed to not repay (or at least try!) simply because the merchant is the one that incurred the loss, and it was indirect.

      The extremely simple case example would be shoplifting. To me, it makes sense to have to pay for what you took... not go to jail for 30 days and get whatever you took for free. Of course, the merchant/victim/whatever is at liberty to forgive the debt, give mercy, etc. But that's not for the criminal to decide, that's for the victim, judge, and jury to decide...

      And they aren't complaining because they are insured against this sort of loss.

      No wonder insurance premiums are high.

      Seriously, this seems to be the prevailing attitude of Americans (I'm an American, I can say bad things about Americans. hehe) - it doesn't matter because [such and such entity] will pay for it - so who cares. Hence getting loans you can't pay and foreclosing (I have mortgage insurance!), etc.

      I suppos ether'es nothing illegal about it. But I don't think we should complain about how high insurance premiums are if we pass off these sorts of situations and just say "oh well, insurance will pay for it" - as though nobody pays the insurance companies.

    6. Re:Just because some screw up by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      So do insurance companies have the privilege of creating money now?

      Or is it that they don't set their rates to match the risk?

      I would think that the merchants lose (through higher insurance costs) here.

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  24. In Prison for a reason! by Stan92057 · · Score: 0

    Stupid lol, they do know that they put the guy in a prison for a REASON?? And the criminal was stupid too,he could have gotten out of prison faster for his work,but the prisons are full of really smart criminals huh?? LOL

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  25. Re:Stupid Brits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, that's ok. The contestants don't get to pick the theme ingredient. Having him sub for Chairman Kaga, now, that'd be a bad idea.

    Still, it would give a whole new meaning to the "Tasting and Judgement" segment.

  26. too bad no one died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the individual who allowed this prisoner access to the system somehow died as a result, it would be a great candidate for the Darwin Award.

  27. A faster way to get it working... by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Restore from your last good backup.

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    1. Re:A faster way to get it working... by vlm · · Score: 1

      Restore from your last good backup.

      Let me guess the warden's response:

      "Backup? Whats that?"

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    2. Re:A faster way to get it working... by Chickan · · Score: 1

      If they are using a convicted felon to help setup an internal TV station I somehow doubt they have a backup of anything but the warden's porno collection.

    3. Re:A faster way to get it working... by coolsnowmen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Their last good backup? heh

      Welcome to MS-DOS
      Copyright 1981,82 Microsoft, Inc.

      c:\

    4. Re:A faster way to get it working... by schon · · Score: 1

      "Backup? Whats that?"

      Duh - that's the thing on the site that you put tapes in to keep the computer on when the power goes out!

      Don't you know anything?

  28. Re:Stupid Brits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The VP has no military powers. None. Your comment should be letting a trust fund kiddie coke-head alcoholic who has driven at least two companies into the ground run the US Military. I know middle-america is big on born-agains, but please stop voting them into office. Thanks.

  29. Re:Stupid Brits by cabjf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There where those few hours while Bush was at the doctor's.

  30. Their only recourse is crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Or politics.

  31. OTOH... by tfmachad · · Score: 1

    ...the hacker guy tried to be funny but only made things worse for himself. There was no way he could get away with it. He should have tried something a bit more subtle, like installing some malware to collect data on the users for 'future reference'. He was foolish, they, in turn, did to him what was to be expected.

    1. Re:OTOH... by Capsaicin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...the hacker guy tried to be funny but only made things worse for himself.

      Yup that was my first reaction too. They let you on a box to install a prison-wide TV system so what do you do?

      A. Install the system, get the props from your fellow inmates who know you are responsible for keeping their new toy running; get props from the authorities, increasing your chances of an early release; build enough trust that maybe in the future you'll be allowed somewhere near a box to do other fun stuff,

      OR,

      B. SNAFU the system, volunteer as the authorities' punching bag; blow your chances of an early release; and ensure you will not be allowed anywhere near anything more advanced than a transistor radio for the next 5 years?

      Which just goes to show that intelligence doesn't immunise you against stupidity.

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    2. Re:OTOH... by crtreece · · Score: 1

      A. Install the system, get the shiv from your fellow inmates who know you are responsible for keeping their new toy running; get props from the authorities, increasing your chances of an early release, if you live that long; build enough trust that maybe in the future you'll be allowed somewhere near a box to do other fun stuff, OR, B. SNAFU the system, volunteer as the authorities' punching bag, whilst gaining points with fellow inmates, even if the system gets implemented anyway; blow your chances of an early release; and ensure you will not be stabbed in the kidney with a knife made out of whatever random scrap of metal your neighbor can find?

      FTFY

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  32. Makes no sense. by jcr · · Score: 1

    Why didn't he just alter his own records and get himself released?

    -jcr

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    1. Re:Makes no sense. by cbhacking · · Score: 2, Funny

      No no no, haven't you ever worked anywhere that you had Admin capabilities? The trick is to make yourself indespensible!

      Oh, wait...

      Seriously though, He probably didn't have access to their entire system. You can cripple a system for its intended use (by adding security restrictions to everything that you have access to) while still lacking acces to, for example, the prisoner info database.

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    2. Re:Makes no sense. by selven · · Score: 1

      Like the guy in Idiocracy? "I think I'm in the wrong line".

  33. Re:Stupid Brits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just because he had no "authority" didn't mean he didn't assert control. I seem to recall that it was Cheney's office that provided the falsified intelligence that was used to justify the war in Iraq. Authority is only required if you have ethics.

  34. Re:Stupid Brits by Jack9 · · Score: 1

    If the military was assigned to "protect" the interests of Haliburton (which it was), there was indirect control. Nice revisionism.

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  35. Why did he do it? by captaindomon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My question is, why? I can understand stealing credit card information due to the financial side of things. Why would he pull a stunt like this? So he can get an extended prison sentence, and have no hope of being let out on parole? When you're in prison, do you want to piss off the prison staff? Do you know what happens when you do that? Idiot.

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    1. Re:Why did he do it? by iron-kurton · · Score: 1

      When i read TFS, it sounded like he installed passwords on computers. As in, they didn't have passwords before. Maybe he tried to get some time off In exchange for these passwords, though which certainly would be bad...

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    2. Re:Why did he do it? by TechnologyResource · · Score: 1

      He must have been a blue color criminal. They're not that smart you know.

    3. Re:Why did he do it? by hldn · · Score: 1

      Why would he pull a stunt like this? So he can get an extended prison sentence, and have no hope of being let out on parole? When you're in prison, do you want to piss off the prison staff? Do you know what happens when you do that? Idiot.

      the behavior of people in prison isn't known for being particularly logical. just watch any television show about prison life, there's a reason those people are in there.

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    4. Re:Why did he do it? by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not all places allow time off for good behavior. I don't know much about the penal code in UK where he was being held, but it is seems he got no extra time added to his sentence as a result of this.

      If anyone is an idiot in this situation, I think the prison officials absolutely deserve that title.

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    5. Re:Why did he do it? by idigitallDotCom · · Score: 1

      That's the million dollar question.

      I knew fellow grad student who got into serious shyte for hacking. He was sentenced to a couple of hundred hours of community service - which he did at the very place he hacked in to. The staff, who didn't know as much as he did about computer stuff, handed him on a silver tray the New passwords (once they'd restored the system to normality) and put him in charge of the main servers etc. Of course he didn't pull any similar stunts because he was graduating soon...... If you were a decent guy, you'd try to regain the trust of the people you'd screwed...

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    6. Re:Why did he do it? by turing_m · · Score: 1

      Why would he pull a stunt like this?

      So the prison soundsystem would finish playing the_marriage_of_figaro.flac?

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    7. Re:Why did he do it? by Joe+Mucchiello · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I don't get his motive. He doesn't want to get out in 20 months on good behavior? He prefers to serve the whole sentence.

    8. Re:Why did he do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While Smurfs are indeed not very smart, they don't seem to be very much inclined to crime either.

      Sorry...I just liked the image your typo created!

    9. Re:Why did he do it? by dkf · · Score: 1

      Not all places allow time off for good behavior. I don't know much about the penal code in UK where he was being held, but it is seems he got no extra time added to his sentence as a result of this.

      Given the length of his original sentence, the usual level of time-off-for-good-behaviour would be 1/3. He won't be eligible for that now. Any charges from this will be processed at the normal rate for such things; no idea what the baseline tariff for such an additional crime is.

      If anyone is an idiot in this situation, I think the prison officials absolutely deserve that title.

      Sure, but doesn't mean that the perp should be unpunished. Someone else screwing up doesn't give you a free pass to do wrong...

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    10. Re:Why did he do it? by Rabbitbunny · · Score: 1

      Maybe you haven't looked around recently, but the public is just as crazy. The ones in prison only got caught.

    11. Re:Why did he do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lulz, duh. Are you new at this?

    12. Re:Why did he do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why commit felony, and be haunted by guilt and police?

      These are patterns, and patterns tend to repeat themselves until you learn..

    13. Re:Why did he do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like they do in Norway?

    14. Re:Why did he do it? by ausekilis · · Score: 1

      When you're in prison, do you want to piss off the prison staff? Do you know what happens when you do that? Idiot.

      Think of the flip side. You're in prison, do you really want the other inmates knowing you helped the enemy? I'd much rather the warden be upset with me than the whole prison yard. At least the warden can't have me killed with a sharpened toothbrush.

  36. So much so for the privileges by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    So much so for the privileges. Dumb fsck.

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  37. Setec Astronomy by mujadaddy · · Score: 1

    Same guy who founded Setec Astronomy, right?

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  38. Re:Stupid Brits by mikael · · Score: 1
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  39. Re:Stupid Brits by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And this felon had "no authority" over the prison computer system.

    You don't need "authority", you just need access.

  40. The lesson to take home: by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    "Pen-testing" and "set a thief to catch a thief" does not mean letting a thief build your security infrastructure without supervision.

  41. Ex-coke-head dry-drunk by handy_vandal · · Score: 1
    ... coke-head alcoholic ...

    Correction: "ex-coke-head dry-drunk". That's my understanding, anyway.

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  42. Re:Stupid Brits by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just because he had no "authority" didn't mean he didn't assert control. I seem to recall that it was Cheney's office that provided the falsified intelligence that was used to justify the war in Iraq. Authority is only required if you have ethics.

    Such an asinine statement. Who has more ethics, the asshole gassing the Kurds or the asshole that bombs the asshole gassing the Kurds (regardless of the reason)?

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  43. Re:Stupid Brits by digitalaudiorock · · Score: 1

    If the military was assigned to "protect" the interests of Haliburton (which it was), there was indirect control. Nice revisionism.

    Not only that, but regardless of what "authority" he did or didn't have as VP, pretending he wasn't instrumental in us (and Haliburton) being in Iraq is beyond revisionism.

  44. The Three R's by FrozenGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That would be restitution, retribution, and rehabilitation. All three are necessary. Rarely are all three implemented. To whatever extent is possible, the victims of the crime should receive restitution (from the offender, not from the public at large). Punishment is needed to make certain that crime does not pay (if crime does pay, and the pay is better than the criminal can legally earn, we will have crime). Rehabilitation is required to minimize the chance of the criminal re-offending. If said criminal lacks the means to get and hold a decent job, the chances of re-offending are high. If he has the means of getting and holding a decent job, the chances of re-offending are reduced (but not nil).

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  45. It's "cyber-*" again. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ok, I wanted to link to a comment in a previous story here, where someone complained about everything being "cyber-" this and "cyber-" that, and that it makes you sound like it came from the 80s.
    I answered, that he then might not like my new "CyberCyber Virtu@l e-Cloud Turbo CoolClick iNetExplorer 2000 XFX GTX - Ultimate Social Web 2.0 Gold Edition"... or something like that.

    But strangely, the comment vanished from the face of the net. I searched Google, and even manually went trough all recent articles here containing "cyber". Especially "cybercyber". It's gone!
    How can that happen? Anyone care to explain, or find it, even if it's OT? Because this is really strange...

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    1. Re:It's "cyber-*" again. by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I answered, that he then might not like my new "CyberCyber Virtu@l e-Cloud Turbo CoolClick iNetExplorer 2000 XFX GTX - Ultimate Social Web 2.0 Gold Edition"... or something like that. But strangely, the comment vanished from the face of the net. I searched Google, and even manually went trough all recent articles here containing "cyber". Especially "cybercyber". It's gone! How can that happen? Anyone care to explain, or find it, even if it's OT? Because this is really strange...

      Because Taco has plans for a new CyberCyber Virtu@l e-Cloud Turbo CoolClick iNetExplorer 2000 XFX GTX - Ultimate Social Web 2.0 Gold Edition Slashdot and he doesn't want there to be a record of any prior art.

    2. Re:It's "cyber-*" again. by chord.wav · · Score: 1

      You made me remember when every damn word had to have an @ in it, in order to be cool. @s are Internet's fluo cloth. Nobody wants them anymore.

    3. Re:It's "cyber-*" again. by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a stupid question, but when you posted that reply, did you hit both 'Preview' and 'Submit'? There have been a few occasions where I'd type a comment on Slashdot, hit 'Preview' and while that's loading (sometimes it takes a minute) I'd read the next few comments. I sometimes forget to scroll back up to hit 'Submit' and remember several minutes later.

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    4. Re:It's "cyber-*" again. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Well, I also searched for the comment that I answered to. So I should at least be able to find that one, shouldn't I? :)

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    5. Re:It's "cyber-*" again. by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      Should be able to. I've never heard of Slashdot deleting comments, but maybe they do. Strange indeed.

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  46. Re:Stupid Brits by hoggoth · · Score: 5, Interesting

    An asshole who bombs the asshole who is bombing the Kurds while telling us that the reason he is bombing the asshole who is bombing the Kurds is because that asshole is bombing the Kurds is not such an asshole. OUR asshole, however, was an asshole who was bombing the asshole who was bombing the Kurds while lying out of his ass that the reason he is bombing the asshole who is bombing the Kurds is because the asshole who is bombing the Kurds is getting ready to bomb US, which he wasn't.

    So the asshole was thinking if he told the truth he might not get to bomb and so he will lie to get his way. That asshole was supposed to work for us, by the way.

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  47. Re:Stupid Brits by hipifreq · · Score: 5, Informative

    How about the asshole who gave the asshole gassing the Kurds the gas in the first place?

    Oh right, that would be Donald Rumsfeld who completed that deal during the Reagen administration, not Richard Cheney.

  48. Also need an.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Epic Fail picture in there too.

  49. Re:Stupid Brits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ethics mean doing the right thing for the right reasons.

    Had we executed Hussien at the end of the first war? I would call that ethical.
    Had we justified the second Iraq war as bringing a vile tyrant to justice? I would call that ethical.
    Thats not what he did. He made financial investments in the military complex,
    then he or someone under his direct control falsified evidence of WMD's and delivered it personally to the intelligence and military agencies.
    This false justification combined with pulling the strings of the trained monkey was used to start the war.
    Profit was had. I can't claim to say profit was the motivation, it could have been going back to finish the job.
    But it was done in an unethical way.

  50. Not much details by sans17 · · Score: 1

    Not much details, but that sounds stupid.
    Instead of ruling the system he put it to halt?
    He definitely deserved his sentence.

  51. Re:Stupid Brits by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    An asshole who bombs the asshole who is bombing the Kurds while telling us that the reason he is bombing the asshole who is bombing the Kurds is because that asshole is bombing the Kurds is not such an asshole. OUR asshole, however, was an asshole who was bombing the asshole who was bombing the Kurds while lying out of his ass that the reason he is bombing the asshole who is bombing the Kurds is because the asshole who is bombing the Kurds is getting ready to bomb US, which he wasn't.

    So the asshole was thinking if he told the truth he might not get to bomb and so he will lie to get his way. That asshole was supposed to work for us, by the way.

    So what you are really saying is that you are all for genocide, and preventing it no matter what the public reason is, is wrong. Nice. See you in hell my friend.

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  52. Re:Stupid Brits by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    As Vice President he had no authority over the military.

    Yes, he did.

    You don't actually think Bush was in charge, do you? He was just a puppet.

  53. Sure whatever... by Bysshe · · Score: 1

    Because we all know that Bush really had his own set of balls... *sarcasm*

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    1. Re:Sure whatever... by OnlineAlias · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that exerting *any* authority over anything besides voting in the senate, indirectly or directly, is a constitutional violation. This throws the country into a constitutional crisis, whether the country chose to identify it as such or not. As governmental leaders are sworn to uphold The Constitution, it isn't too far of a stretch to call Cheney a traitor.

      Call me a liberal if you want, but I consider Cheney to be exactly what he is, a traitor.

    2. Re:Sure whatever... by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      Of course the new administration "wants to look forward, not backwards" on all the dirty laundry of the previous administration. We were all warned about the military industrial complex by a sitting president, but we'll never see any charges against Cheney or others now. Obama is too busy covering his own ass, the game of politics isn't going to change.

      Of course be careful talking about Cheney, he may shoot you in the face and then take a day to sober up before reporting it.

    3. Re:Sure whatever... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The president can delegate authority without causing a crisis.

    4. Re:Sure whatever... by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that he will intimidate you into apologizing for getting shot.

  54. Re:Stupid Brits by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about the asshole who gave the asshole gassing the Kurds the gas in the first place?

    Oh right, that would be Donald Rumsfeld who completed that deal during the Reagen administration, not Richard Cheney.

    I'm sorry when exactly do you think Regan took office? The Iraqi's were trying to kill all the Kurds since about 1960. Killing the Kurds and stealing their oilfields. So what if the gas was purchased and used later, the genocide attempt was going on for 20 years prior.

    I just love it when the frothing-at-the-mouth liberals try to blame a single, US "official" for doing something EVEYRONE FUCKING KNOWS was the right thing to do, even if the reason was falsified.

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  55. After work... by ZarathustraDK · · Score: 1

    ...the cops went to the sexual correction facility to pick up their kids from daycare...

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  56. Hard Drive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    access to the hard drive
    the hard drive
    hard drive

    This is why these things happen.

  57. Re:Stupid Brits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    What a twisted and warped reality you live in. The end justifies the means, except not for Turkey who have killed just as many Kurds as Sadam did. Oh and also that inconvenient fact that the us invasion caused the deaths of over 100,000 civilians - at least an order of magnitude more people than Kurds killed by Sadam. What? Is that OK because they were regular iraqis so it wasn't 'genocide?'

    Meanwhile nobody did shit about the 1 million people killed in Rwanda, and I'm guessing that if they had, you would've been bitching about it because it would have been a different political party than the one you worship.

  58. Re:Stupid Brits by Abcd1234 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Who has more ethics, the asshole gassing the Kurds or the asshole that bombs the asshole gassing the Kurds (regardless of the reason)?

    Huh? There was no "asshole gassing the Kurds". There was an "asshole who gassed the Kurds over a decade previously".

    I mean, you aren't seriously trying to imply that GWB's actions were an attempt to prevent/stop an attack that happened back in 1988, are you? Because I'm pretty sure that asshole didn't have time travel technology.

  59. Re:Stupid Brits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The good news is that some people are dicks. You see, dicks fuck assholes...

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  61. Re:Stupid Brits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wanting truth = wanting genocide?

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  63. Interesting, but stupid by westlake · · Score: 1

    Interesting that inmates have access to computers and TV. I'm glad we pay for that for them while normal citizens are having a hard time finding a job..

    The management of a prison is easier - cheaper - and safer - when you have rewards to offer as well as punishment.

    Most prisoners will be released.

    That gives you two choices; either you prepare them for a successful re-entry into society or you accept that they will be returning -
    probably after conviction on a much more serious felony charge.

       

    1. Re:Interesting, but stupid by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      I had no idea that TV was considered preparation for re-entry into society...

  64. Re:Stupid Brits by slack_justyb · · Score: 1

    Um? So you're saying we should invade Iran?

  65. why thats like putting a tax cheat by night_flyer · · Score: 3, Funny

    in charge of the Federal Reserve

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    1. Re:why thats like putting a tax cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean the Treasury.

  66. Sheriff Joe by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    "...it took a specialist company to get it working."

    If Sheriff Joe was running the place, he would have "persuaded" the prisoner to give up the passwords. Of course Sheriff Joe wouldn't have allowed a such a situation to have occurred either.

    I suppose it's a balance between human rights versus being stupid with those who consistently problems at the first opportunity. Joe is all the way to the side where human rights don't matter. And more liberal prison systems are sometimes too soft and too worried about the opinion of the outside layperson. Both sides are too easily effected by government politics. Prisons are ran terribly in the US, but that does not mean I lost the right to be critical of prison systems of the UK or other countries.

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    1. Re:Sheriff Joe by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >And more liberal prison systems are sometimes too soft and too worried about the opinion of the outside layperson.

      Actually, in real life Sheriff Joe is a thug and generally prison systems arent conservative or liberal, instead they come in different security flavors. A low security prison is very, very different than a high security prison. One isnt more liberal than the other, but they serve different needs of the state for different types of prisoners. You dont need as many armed guards, lockdowns, etc in a minimum security prison. Its not practical or economical to make everything a high security prison. In minimum security you can offset the cost by "hiring" the inmates to do prison jobs, but IT should really be off limits.

      If anything, this article reveals mismanagement. You shouldnt let prisonors mess with infrastructure. This isnt an indictment against any prison system. Some warden just needs to be fired.

      If prisons do come in liberal or conservative measures then considering the lawsuit culture of the US, its most likely liberal as prisoners can and do sue for the most ridiculous things.

    2. Re:Sheriff Joe by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I don't mean liberal in the political sense. but literal in the English sense. As in more liberties are given, and control is not forcefully maintained. I don't want to turn this into some pointless Republican versus Democrat versus Right wing versus Left wing debate because so far those discussions have no been productive for me.

      He is a thug, I sometimes wonder if thugs should be dealt with by a thug. And yes, high security prisons are expensive. Incredibly so. And it seems that in some ways there is a pressure to make more supermax prisons in a for-profit prison system. Rehabilitation facilities don't make money, so in a free market they are less desirable (and this situation does not benefit society).

      Luckily these stories are newsworthy because they are outside of the norm. Wardens don't normally go around making these sorts of mistakes. And likely there is little we can draw from the story in respect to the real problems in our prisons because the story is so unusual. Prison stabbings are so common (even in medium security prisons) that aren't newsworthy, but I think we can agree that they are extremely high on the stack of things that are wrong with prisons in the US and the world.

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  67. Re:Stupid Brits by gnick · · Score: 2, Funny

    No way would that be a bad idea - That would be the PPV episode. I'd tune in just out of curiosity as to what the dessert would be - Sweet-bread sorbet? Liver mousse?

    "The winner will get the privilege of having dinner tomorrow with me. The loser will also get to come, but I need you to arrive 4 hours early after bathing in Worcestershire for 3 hours."

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  68. Re:Stupid Brits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or Michael Symon

  69. Series of passwords? by fluffy99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Obviously the prison didn't have anyone IT saavy or they never would have relied on an inmate. As I understand it, he simply changed some admin passwords and set the bios password. When they couldn't figure out how to change things back, they refused to let the guy show them how to fix it and hire an outside consultant.

  70. Re:Stupid Brits by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

    Who has more ethics, the asshole gassing the Kurds or the asshole that bombs the asshole gassing the Kurds (regardless of the reason)?

    Huh? There was no "asshole gassing the Kurds". There was an "asshole who gassed the Kurds over a decade previously".

    I mean, you aren't seriously trying to imply that GWB's actions were an attempt to prevent/stop an attack that happened back in 1988, are you? Because I'm pretty sure that asshole didn't have time travel technology.

    Are you actually trying to prove that Saddam Hussein was not actively engaged in a Kurdish genocide? I actually think the specific time he used the gas is completely irrelevant... He gassed them, he shot them, he bombed them and he stole their land. Who's the bigger asshole now?

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  71. boundaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You NEVER know where they are UNTIL you're caught.

  72. Re:Stupid Brits by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wait a sec, have the goal posts moved again? It was about weapons of mass destruction, then it was about bringing democracy to masses yearning for it, then it was about protecting the Sunnis from the Shiite forces that we kind of, um, unleashed on them, and now it's payback for the Kurds?

    I think the real motivation was to revive the corpse of Gilgamesh and create a new race of super-warriors, but that's just my theory.

  73. Re:Stupid Brits by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 0, Troll

    Luckily nothing that stupid would ever happen here in America.

    Nooo, not at all. We just have a "community organizer", not stupid at all, nooooo /sarcasm

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  74. Opportunity knocked, he had the key by djdevon3 · · Score: 1

    Suffice to say he will not be released early. He's too stupid to make it as a crook. It's sad to see someone with intelligence that also has a complete lack of it.

  75. Must have been the dude from Prisonbreak... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Either the warden was extremely stupid, or he got smooth talked like the guy did in Prisonbreak, sometimes,
    even the best of them get fooled, when someone really sounds like they have reformed...and are willing to help.

  76. Re:Stupid Brits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Riiiight, Haliburton gets all of the juicy contracts over in Iraq and Dick Cheney's role as CEO of Haliburton was merely coincidence.

    Plus we all know who "wore the pants" in that administration when it came to Iraq, and for that matter every other important decision.

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  78. Michael Crichton by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

    if he had just done whte rabbit.obj, he wouldnt never have gotten caught

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  79. Re:Stupid Brits by mbrod · · Score: 0, Troll

    Blame it on years of us frothing-at-the-mouth liberals trying to explain rationally all the factors of complex foreign policy to batsh*t crazy conservatives who only look at the world in terms of black and white and get their information from Fox News as opposed to actually reading books on the subject.

  80. Re:Stupid Brits by peragrin · · Score: 1

    how about the asshole who sold the asshole the gas used to gas the kurds with. That would be a Bush too. He was a Vice president at the time too. Why was cheney sure that Iraq had WMD'as. because they were all made in America.

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  81. Re:Stupid Brits by gv250 · · Score: 1

    As Vice President, [Dick Cheney] had no authority over the military.

    You must be new here...

  82. Re:Stupid Brits by Alarindris · · Score: 1

    Richard Cheney? He's a dick!

  83. Re:Stupid Brits by AvitarX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We shot Iraqi people, We bombed Iraqi people, and we occupied their land.

    We also at this point have likely reduced Kurdish autonomy for better cooperation with Turkey.

    We didn't even hit Suddam with a bomb, so saying we bombed the asshole gassed the Kurds is absurd on the face of it.

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  88. Backups? by rhook · · Score: 1

    'It's unbelievable that a criminal convicted of cyber-crime was allowed uncontrolled access to the hard drive. He set up such an elaborate array of passwords it took a specialist company to get it working.' Why didn't they just restore the most recent backup?

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  90. Re:Stupid Brits by MarkvW · · Score: 1

    Authority is a wimpy force when compared to INFLUENCE. Cheney had massive INFLUENCE over the military--and Cheney RETAINED his Halliburton stock.

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  92. Tried-and-True by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

    I got busted for this in high school(only because I told someone within earshot of a faculty member). Here's a protip: if you run a novell network, don't silently mount a network share in the background that has the netware admin program on it. Furthermore, don't allow users to change their own account's permissions with that program. Glad it was before everything was terrorism and this sorta crap gets you thrown in jail. It was completely worth the suspension when the principal and network 'admin' had to ask me how to get higher than kindergarten level access on their accounts.

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    1. Re:Tried-and-True by mkiwi · · Score: 1

      Mt high school had the Netware admin drives mounted by default for every user.

      It was very easy to go into: My Computer -> N: (or whatever Netware was) -> [ System files ].
      And yes, if you opened a DOS prompt by changing the name of cmd.exe to iexplore.exe, you could run netadmin.

      The only time I ever told anyone about my system browsing was when I found some illicit folders resting in an admin-only writable directory. In that case, I came to the IT guy at our school and told him to go to a certain path on the *shared* admin drive. Of course he asked me what I was doing, having looked at the system files-I told him he better worry about how the illicit files got there before he worried about me. I never heard about it again.

      Incidentally, our school still used token ring at the time, so the computers were also vulnerable to the pandora admin exploit.

  93. Sounds like typical authoritarian over-reaction. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I mean, come on. The man must have known that he would get caught, which leads me to wonder if in fact he really did anything wrong.

    Anybody here who wrote a program for a prison system would consider it irresponsible to NOT set passwords. But before you are given a chance to explain the very good reasons for what you've done, the big men with truncheons who are already watching you like a hawk assume the worst and start running around like Chicken Little with the sky falling.

    That's my guess.

    And chickens just LOVE it when the sky falls; it gives them a sense of purpose and an excuse to play 'hero'. Heck, I know a couple of cops, and they are good people, but their world view is very slanted due to regular exposure to the criminal element. Without a healthy means of grounding to the real world, their sense of reality can become wildly inaccurate. Add to that some over-enlarged ego, lots of fear, pack-mentality and a bit of down-home stupid, and you're looking at a system where innocence is not assumed and some really terrible things can -and do- happen.

    I'm not saying the guy was mister pure-heart, but I bet the whole story isn't being represented here. --What with the hysteria that both police and the media typically spin themselves into over anything to do with computer 'hackers', I think this is entirely likely.

    But it appears that many posters here aren't capable of remembering the patterns they see in the news wrt this kind of story. Hackers!

    -FL

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  95. Why not... by mhajicek · · Score: 1

    Why not just hire armed robbers to work as prison guards? I bet they'd do it for less...

  96. The devil makes work for idle hands by raddan · · Score: 1

    I can assure you that TV and computers are the lesser of the evils here. I'd rather have prisoners watching TV than finding new and exciting ways to shiv the prison guards.

  97. Re:Stupid Brits by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

    Pres: I was under the impression that I was the only one in authority to order the use of nuclear weapons.

    Turgidson: That's right sir. You are the only person authorized to do so. And although I hate to judge before all the facts are in, it's beginning to look like General Ripper exceeded his authority.

  98. Re:Stupid Brits by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    No, but it amazing how many people on slashdot don't have a clue and most of them call the "birthers" nutjobs. The birthers are wrong, but the Obama campaign intentionally cultivated the doubts of those who questioned his qualifications to be President.

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  99. Re:Stupid Brits by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Such an asinine statement. Who has more ethics, the asshole gassing the Kurds or the asshole that bombs the asshole gassing the Kurds (regardless of the reason)?

    Neither one. One 0 is not greater nor less than another 0.

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  101. Re:Stupid Brits by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    How about the asshole who gave the asshole gassing the Kurds the gas in the first place?

    Oh right, that would be Donald Rumsfeld who completed that deal during the Reagen administration, not Richard Cheney.

    I'm sorry when exactly do you think Regan took office? The Iraqi's were trying to kill all the Kurds since about 1960. Killing the Kurds and stealing their oilfields. So what if the gas was purchased and used later, the genocide attempt was going on for 20 years prior.

    I just love it when the frothing-at-the-mouth liberals try to blame a single, US "official" for doing something EVEYRONE FUCKING KNOWS was the right thing to do, even if the reason was falsified.

    I'm sorry, I lost the thread - are you actually saying that killing kurds was the right thing to do and that only frothing libs care about that? Really not sure what you're on about.

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  104. Re:Stupid Brits by adamchou · · Score: 2, Funny

    That was the most confusing asshole statement I ever read. I got lost after the 3rd asshole and all I gather from reading that is there are assholes killing assholes. Sounds like a win win situation to me.

  105. Obviously he didn't by postmortem · · Score: 1

    watch The Shawshank Redemption

  106. Re:Stupid Brits by maugle · · Score: 1

    Dr. Seuss goes political.

  107. Re:Stupid Brits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or starring Jeffrery Dahmer on an episode of Iron Chef.

    No, he's too busy being a spokesperson for Creationism.

  108. Re:Stupid Brits by RDW · · Score: 1

    'Or starring Jeffrery Dahmer on an episode of Iron Chef.'

    Or Issei Sagawa. Oh, wait...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa

    'He has also written restaurant reviews for the Japanese magazine Spa'

    http://blogcritics.org/scitech/article/cooking-with-nico-issei-and-jane/

    'In Japan he is now a well-known author, and frequent talk show guest. And a frequent guest on cooking shows.'

  109. Re:Stupid Brits by Dave+Emami · · Score: 0

    Thats almost as dumb as putting a Halliburton CEO in charge of the entire military.

    Luckily nothing that stupid would ever happen here in America.

    Yet again someone who just can't turn off their "everything -> Bush administration!" association reflex, no matter what the topic is. There's been a new president for over nine months, and the subject is still so prominent in your thoughts that this story reminds you of it? It's like picking up a Madlibs sheet and seeing it filled out like:

    "Today ___Bush___ visited __Bush__ to ___Bush____ a __Bush____ __Bush__."

    But to take your comment with a grain of seriousness: no, dumb was putting the president of Ford Motors in charge of the entire military.

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  110. Shocked by acaiberryblast001 · · Score: 1

    Don't know how to react to this...but am in kind of shock!!

  111. You would think by swb · · Score: 1

    That they would:

    1) Ask him nicely to undo it.

    2) When he refused, beat him fucking senseless.

    3) The next day, ask him nicely again.

    4) When he refuses, lock him in concrete box with no lights, no toilet and no heat. Hose with 2 degree celsius water every day. Minimum rations.

    5) After 30 days of this, ask him nicely again.

    6) If he refuses, tell him you're done asking and he can enjoy his fucking box for the rest of his 6 years. See step 4.

  112. Re:Stupid Brits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

  113. Do it again, do it again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey! Maybe he was just lucky or something! Let him give it a go again! This time, make sure fences and gates are included, oh, and lights too, and shift schedules for all the guards too. Hey, what could go wrong? Oh, and while we're at it, the federal treasury too! One last request: find the rocket surgeon who gave him access in the first place, and consider giving that clown the job of watching him in jail, 24/7/365 for his full term, till he's released.

  114. Re:Stupid Brits by dbIII · · Score: 1

    As Vice President he theoretically had no authority over anything ("The office of Vice President is not worth a warm bucket of "spit""), but Prince Cheney had his fingers in a lot of places they should not have been.

  115. Re:Stupid Brits by PopeGumby · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dark Helmet:
    How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how?
    Everyone:
    Yo!
    Dark Helmet:
    I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. *closes helmet* Keep firing, Assholes!

  116. Re:Stupid Brits by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Sadly everyone in that region bombs the Kurds (including other Kurds), so you need a pile of other reasons. The only three ones that came close to making any sense is to establish a safe spot for a US military base in the middle east (epic failure), secure an oil supply for the USA (epic failure) and as a way to generate PR to make a useless playboy look like a strong wartime President for long enough to get another term (mission accomplished). There appears to have been a LOT of war profiteering on the side but that may have happened even if the war had been run like a military operation instead of based on the crazed delusions of a washed up wrestler.
    Personally I think pulling troops away from what looked like the likely capture of Bin Laden so they could be redeployed in Iraq is one of those epic mistakes people will be talking about in a century. To make things even worse that military was handed over to civilian intelligence with the assistance of locals with divided loyalties that informed Bin Laden where all the troops were and he got away - the CIA wanted the credit and the real troops were pulled out.
    Also we've known how evil Saddam was for decades and that did not stop the US Navy providing escorts for his tankers in yet another horribly botched and under resourced political "show the flag" operation where ships were sent into mined waters without minesweepers.

  117. TYPO - meant "military operation" by dbIII · · Score: 1

    To make things even worse that military OPERATION was handed over to civilian intelligence with the assistance of locals with divided loyalties.

    1. Re:TYPO - meant "military operation" by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, are you trying to debunk the events as a series of skirmishes instead of a genocide?

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    2. Re:TYPO - meant "military operation" by dbIII · · Score: 1

      No, I am merely describing the state of affairs in that part of the world. You already know about the gas attacks so I didn't repeat that.
      What you have there is a stateless ethnic group spread over a region with a lot of states that are run by different ethnic groups - the Kurds didn't have representation anywhere until fairly recently in the north of Iraq. As a consequence they are under attack from more than once side. Internal rivalries didn't help either. They also were not the only group that Saddam tried to wipe out.

  118. Is "The Mirror" a crock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because a link from TFA led me to this: http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/10/07/michael-jackson-s-face-appears-in-baby-s-ultrasound-scan-115875-21729849/

  119. Re:Stupid Brits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From Halliburton media FAQ (link):

    Q: What work is the Company performing in Iraq?
    A: Halliburton Company has never been contracted for services by the U.S. government, particularly none of the logistics support services frequently discussed in the media today. Also, Halliburton and its subsidiaries have no work in Iraq or Afghanistan.

    Instrumental in what?

  120. Re:Stupid Brits by Joebert · · Score: 1

    It is if it's older.

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  121. Re:Stupid Brits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait a sec, have the goal posts moved again? It was about weapons of mass destruction, then it was about bringing democracy to masses yearning for it, then it was about protecting the Sunnis from the Shiite forces that we kind of, um, unleashed on them, and now it's payback for the Kurds?

    The real reason for the war was possession of the oil. After Britain and the US collaborated in staging a coup to overthrow the previous dictator Mohammad Mossadegh*, who had explained himself as attempting to do what was best for his people by nationalizing their oil and Britain would stand to lose a good deal they had going.

    After Britain's and the US' cooperation, which led to burning down the man's house, terrorizing his family, executing his adviser, forcing him into a mock trial where he was to admit his guilt to his people, dividing the country politically with bribes and threats then arming them, etc., many were furious. Apparently it wasn't enough when they pulled a few more strings to have Saddam replace him, so they rolled in with tanks to sweep the place up and cut out the middle man. I doubt any intelligence truly believed Saddam had been "gassing his own people by the thousands". If anything, he probably sent out an army now and then to fight opposing factions with the WW1 and 2 weapons supplied to him by the US.

    * Read about it here: http://www.mohammadmossadegh.com/biography/

  122. Re:Stupid Brits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats almost as dumb as putting a Halliburton CEO in charge of the entire military.

    Luckily nothing that stupid would ever happen here in America.

    You're right, that never happened. While Dick Cheney was at one point the CEO of Halliburton, he was in charge of the U.S. military before he worked for Halliburton. As Vice President he had no authority over the military.

    Right, like Bush was smart enough to run anything... We all know Dick Cheney was the puppet master. So yes, Dick was "in charge" of the military.

  123. Hard time you can believe in! by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

    Now that's hard time you can believe in. Force prisoners to use Microsoft Windows.

  124. Re:Stupid Brits by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

    I just love it when the frothing-at-the-mouth liberals try to blame a single, US "official" for doing something EVEYRONE FUCKING KNOWS was the right thing to do, even if the reason was falsified.

    Sorry, but now that there is a "liberal" in office, it's the other guys that get to do the frothing at the mouth. Well, except for the libertards, they get to froth at the *mouth* regardless of who is in office. Not that it really matters, US congress seems to be stacked with retards anyway, no matter which party they claim to represent. In the land of the blind...

    As for everyone fucking knowing it was the right thing to do...why all the lies then? Surely if putting Saddam out of business was something we'd all be squarely behind about there was no need to fabricate a brick of lies to justify doing so?

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  125. A white-hat must be able to think like a black-hat by mrnick · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't subscribe to the train of thought that the best security specialists are ex black-hats. Mainly because most black-hats are only out, open about it, because they have been caught. IMHO this doesn't make them good it just goes to show that they are rather poor at it. They did get caught right?

    Though they would never admit it, I imagine that most of the best white-hats / security specialists I have known have likely wore a black-hat at some point in their past.

    Just as I would state that the best computer scientists are those that grew up with a curiosity and interest in computing that cannot be extinguished one has to have the ability to put themselves in their opponent's mindset (the white-hat in the mind of the black-hat) or they won't be very successful.

    I have done so much information / network security tasks combined with countless internal security audits (Sarbanes, etc) that I cannot connect to a network or walk into a new building without thinking about how one would theoretically subvert the systems in place. This doesn't mean I am acting on this knowledge but I would say it is a switch that gets turned on in the best security professionals that cannot be turned off. I'll meet someone at their office for the first time and find myself saying something like: "Physical security is terrible here, why would anyone waste time hacking into a network located in this facility when they could just walk right through the front door?" This is constructive criticism, though I shouldn't be giving away my knowledge as doing so reduces the perceived impression of the value of people in my profession.

    I was working on Bank of America's firewall team, early in my career, and a potential candidate had made it past our teams rigorous technical screening and though maybe unknown to him he was going to be offered the job, as he had impressed us with his knowledge, and the meeting with our manager that turned into lunch with the team was just a formality. That was until during lunch when he openly stated "He had worn so man color hats, white, black, gray that he often gets confused on which he is currently wearing." We all looked at one another and sighed because we all knew such a statement had made him ineligible for the position. We were not upset that we might have hired a former black-hat but rather disappointed that he was so naive about the environment that he would openly state such a stupid declaration in front of us and our manager. If he were experienced enough to realize his mistake before making it he would have likely been a valuable member of that team.

    It's like a television show called MasterMinds on the History channel that shows supposedly criminal master-minds, the details of their crimes, and the story of how they were eventually caught. I wouldn't call any of these people criminal master-minds. A show about criminal master-minds would not be that entertaining because they would say this is how it was concluded that a crime had been committed, if they could even determine that, and then they would explain how they don't know how the crime(s) were committed, and that the unknown suspects have yet to be identified. This is because a true criminal master-mind would have never been identified and the crime would be so unique as to defy description.

    I tried to explain to a close-minded information security professor, during my Masters program, that going through detailed descriptions of known security exploits was a waste of time. I tried to no avail to explain that known (named) security exploits posed no threat, as they would have a countermeasure in place already and that the real risk was security exploits that have yet to be identified because their is no current countermeasure for them. I suggested that discussing the inherent security risks of deploying UDP on a network, for which I later wrote a research paper, or similar such topics would be a better use of our time. Rather than taking advice from a graduate student, the professor instead had us s

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  126. Re:Stupid Brits by craagz · · Score: 1

    reminds me of this tongue twister

    If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

  127. Re:A white-hat must be able to think like a black- by RichiH · · Score: 1

    Your post is a really interesting read, but did you consider that he set passwords to protect the system in the first place? All it takes is a clueless supervisor who can't admit that he was wrong to end up _exactly_ where we are now.

    Assuming that the guy is not misanthropic, having Asperger's, _very_ stupid or was forced to do what he did, he is just a victim of the terrorist hacker craze. The level of sophistication of the source which describes a computer as "the hard drive" and the fact that this is a Mirror story, this is the most likely explanation, by far.

  128. Mod parent up by RichiH · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I have no mod points left, but you deserve them.

  129. Re:A white-hat must be able to think like a black- by cerberusss · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Is it our past or our current behavior that defines us? What would Jesus do?

    Jesus didn't really say anything straight about it, I think. But when he was hanging at the cross with two criminals, and the other criminal said something like "I'm getting what I deserve", Jesus said, "See you in paradise".

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  130. Re:Stupid Brits by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

    You're getting Iraq and Iran muddled up.

  131. Actually - true story by PMBjornerud · · Score: 1

    The above is a fact, and a deleted scene from Michael Moore's Sicko.

    It's some time ago so I didn't verify the video clips. Google "sicko norway chainsaw", I think it is this one but didn't watch it to check for the specific scene:

    http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/11/22/norway-a-deleted-scene-from-michael-moores-sicko/

    It depends on the case if this would be genius or madness to do.

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  132. Re:Stupid Brits by hitnrunrambler · · Score: 1

    Maybe you need authority to "install passwords"... I've had plenty of access to plenty of computers but I've NEVER installed a password. Maybe I need authority to be able to do such a hackerly deed.

  133. Re:A white-hat must be able to think like a black- by hitnrunrambler · · Score: 1

    Your post is a really interesting read, but did you consider that he set passwords to protect the system in the first place? All it takes is a clueless supervisor who can't admit that he was wrong to end up _exactly_ where we are now.

    Assuming that the guy is not misanthropic, having Asperger's, _very_ stupid or was forced to do what he did, he is just a victim of the terrorist hacker craze. The level of sophistication of the source which describes a computer as "the hard drive" and the fact that this is a Mirror story, this is the most likely explanation, by far.

    I personally thought this myself.
    You mean a source that describes the crime as "installing passwords" may not understand the situation? /fake-shock

    However Nick's point stands even in this case, the guy in question is as much a victim of his reputation as anything else. What he said/did to create that reputation or what he may have failed to do to change it are not known to us, but his situation shows that it wasn't well engineered.

  134. Re:Stupid Brits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Asshole and gassing in the same sentence... Fate?

  135. Re:Stupid Brits by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

    Wait a sec, have the goal posts moved again? It was about weapons of mass destruction, then it was about bringing democracy to masses yearning for it, then it was about protecting the Sunnis from the Shiite forces that we kind of, um, unleashed on them, and now it's payback for the Kurds?

    I think the real motivation was to revive the corpse of Gilgamesh and create a new race of super-warriors, but that's just my theory.

    Payback? You don't seem to understand the United States' need to interfere with genocidal maniacs' motives, especially when there is something to lose...

    I dunno, my readings say that Saddam killed approximately 300,000 Kurds. A lot of them with gas. But what do I or anyone that wrote books about it know? I still don't care, as I said, I have no problem dispatching assholes with or without a lie to get me motivated.

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  136. Re:Stupid Brits by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

    Errr... the genocide was going on for decades beforehand.

    Also in several other places.

    Why does it seem to be so hard for Americans (particularly Republican'ts) to understand why people the world over do not like the US setting itself up as "World's Policeman"?

    If I was a smartass, I would have just said:

    So what you are really saying is that you don't support unilateral military action against genocide in foreign countries while similar genocide takes place unnoticed in other countries, and preventing it no matter what the social, political, environmental, and economic fallout is, is wrong. Nice. See you in Starbucks my friend.

    FTFY.

    Why is it so hard for non-Americans (particularly sociashits) to understand that people in the US don't care about people in any other country, unless there is a) a humanitarian issue, b) a strategic military issue, or c) a natural resource issue?

    If the US didn't interfere with genocidal maniacs goals, there is a high probability the Earth would no longer be inhabited by the Jews. I thank God that we did interfere, and it saddens me that we don't have the troops or resources to interfere in more places.

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  137. Re:Stupid Brits by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

    Blame it on years of us frothing-at-the-mouth liberals trying to explain rationally all the factors of complex foreign policy to batsh*t crazy conservatives who only look at the world in terms of black and white and get their information from Fox News as opposed to actually reading books on the subject.

    Haha, are you the same "you suck cuz you watch Fox News" jerk that's trolling me on several threads thinking that I watch Fox News? R O F L

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  138. Re:Stupid Brits by groslyunderpaid · · Score: 1

    See, there are 3 kinds of people in this world. Dicks, Assholes, and Pussies. We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

  139. Re:Stupid Brits by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

    We shot Iraqi people, We bombed Iraqi people, and we occupied their land.

    We also at this point have likely reduced Kurdish autonomy for better cooperation with Turkey.

    We didn't even hit Suddam with a bomb, so saying we bombed the asshole gassed the Kurds is absurd on the face of it.

    We bombed many locations owned and operated by Saddam and his regime. I remember some awesome pictures of some hamburger patties formerly known as his sons Uday and Qusay. We bombed the shit out of them, they were identified by dental records :)

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  140. Re:Stupid Brits by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

    You won't love me then.

    I don't blame any one person. I blame the entire electorate for falling for Cheney's fearmongering (which he himself was a victim of, having asked for a list of threats, rather than the usual filtered list of threats presented by order of magnitude -- if you don't know what I'm talking about, please research it before wasting my time on a response on that particular issue... moving right along...).

    Yes, the genocide was wrong and should have been curbed many decades earlier. But the way the US went about it was manipulative (of the American people and the US's allies) and underhand (internationally). It was an abuse of power like none we've ever seen.

    You don't win a battle of minds with dirty tricks, and international politics is all mind games.

    At least you agree there was a genocide in progress that the US put a stop to.

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  141. Re:Stupid Brits by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

    Oh, and it's "Reagan", not "Regan". Sometimes it can be "Raygun". Sometimes it can be standing in front of a bunch of veterans telling them "I was in uniform once".

    Since we're being grammar assholes, punctuation belongs inside the quotation marks. Oh, and a comma before quoted speech, as in I say, "Fuck you."

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  142. Re:Stupid Brits by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

    Parent is not insightful whatsoever.

    Parent attempts to contradict the assertion that Cheney unethically falsified intelligence by pointing out that Saddam Hussein was also unethical. So what?

    That is a red herring.

    If you think its OK to lie to congress if you have a good reason, just say so. As is, parent's post is simply a fallacy.

    I think everyone is a lying asshole. I think when there is a genocide in progress, if the truth doesn't provide proper motivation to interfere than a lie is appropriate. I'm glad we invaded, and I'm glad the genocide was stopped by our hand.

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  143. Re:Stupid Brits by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

    Such an asinine statement. Who has more ethics, the asshole gassing the Kurds or the asshole that bombs the asshole gassing the Kurds (regardless of the reason)?

    Neither one. One 0 is not greater nor less than another 0.

    Hehe. I love your handle, and your post :)

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  144. Re:Stupid Brits by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

    How about the asshole who gave the asshole gassing the Kurds the gas in the first place?

    Oh right, that would be Donald Rumsfeld who completed that deal during the Reagen administration, not Richard Cheney.

    I'm sorry when exactly do you think Regan took office? The Iraqi's were trying to kill all the Kurds since about 1960. Killing the Kurds and stealing their oilfields. So what if the gas was purchased and used later, the genocide attempt was going on for 20 years prior.

    I just love it when the frothing-at-the-mouth liberals try to blame a single, US "official" for doing something EVEYRONE FUCKING KNOWS was the right thing to do, even if the reason was falsified.

    I'm sorry, I lost the thread - are you actually saying that killing kurds was the right thing to do and that only frothing libs care about that? Really not sure what you're on about.

    Yes you lost the thread. I'm saying I don't care if it was a lie that was the final motivation to get the US to invade. It was the right thing to do, and politics is not a game that can be played while a genocide is occurring.

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  145. Re:Stupid Brits by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

    I just love it when the frothing-at-the-mouth liberals try to blame a single, US "official" for doing something EVEYRONE FUCKING KNOWS was the right thing to do, even if the reason was falsified.

    Sorry, but now that there is a "liberal" in office, it's the other guys that get to do the frothing at the mouth. Well, except for the libertards, they get to froth at the *mouth* regardless of who is in office. Not that it really matters, US congress seems to be stacked with retards anyway, no matter which party they claim to represent. In the land of the blind...

    As for everyone fucking knowing it was the right thing to do...why all the lies then? Surely if putting Saddam out of business was something we'd all be squarely behind about there was no need to fabricate a brick of lies to justify doing so?

    The reason for all the lies is actually rather simple. You see, for 30 some odd years the US has been under attack by socialists, corporatists, egalitarians and totalitarians. As such, many people currently in power have loyalties that lie outside of the US borders. This means they must at all cost avoid pissing off their backroom-deal-making-foreign-allies. My guess is that it took a lie to get the majority of people on board, regardless of how many socialists it pissed of.

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  146. Re:Stupid Brits by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    So naive - they've been killing kurds over there so long it's practically tradition. Are we going to invade turkey for killing kurds? Did we care about them during the iran/iraq war? Are we doing anything about darfur? No, we seem to care about genocide when it suits us.

    Given that, we should have used our limited means to go after afghanistan, which is what we're moving towards now.

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  147. Re:Stupid Brits by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

    So naive - they've been killing kurds over there so long it's practically tradition. Are we going to invade turkey for killing kurds? Did we care about them during the iran/iraq war? Are we doing anything about darfur? No, we seem to care about genocide when it suits us.

    Given that, we should have used our limited means to go after afghanistan, which is what we're moving towards now.

    Correction: we currently seem to care about genocide when it suits us because currently our leaders (in the USA) have so many ties to the socialists, totalitarians, corporatists, and egalitarians overseas. If we cut those ties, and stop caring about what they think, I believe you would find us invading more places where humanitarian injustices and things like genocide are occurring.

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  148. That is like putting a community organizer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in charge of the whole damn country!

  149. Re:Stupid Brits by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    Half that stuff happened during the bush and reagan years. Were those guys socialists or totalitarians? Or are you saying that it's France's fault we sit on our ass watching people die unless they're white or have oil?

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  150. Re:Stupid Brits by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

    Half that stuff happened during the bush and reagan years. Were those guys socialists or totalitarians? Or are you saying that it's France's fault we sit on our ass watching people die unless they're white or have oil?

    France, among other countries, is overseas yes. However, you can't blame a single man (in your case, the President of the US of A). You blame Congress and all of our foreign diplomats. For over 30 years they have been trying to turn the US into some bastard child from Europe.

    After reading a lot of history about my homeland (US of A) I'm a firm believer that the we did better as a mostly isolationist country, and that things have gone severely downhill since the beginning of the Cold War and all these foreign trade agreements. It's allowed these new politicians personal gain, when their job is to serve the people. It's allowed these people to turn a civic duty into a career path. As such, they make deals that benefit them personally and cause great harm to the working middle class, which built this country.

    It's these selfish, greedy politicians and corporate lobbyists that prevent us from doing the "right" thing, because often times the "right" thing will piss off all of our foreign trade partners, and thus shrink their personal pocket books. It's their fault we only act on possibility of profit. I'm quite sure that if the Jewish Holocaust were to happen today, that our Congress and our President would rather sit around and talk about it than act to put a stop to it.

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  155. Re:Stupid Brits by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

    If the US didn't interfere with genocidal maniacs goals, there is a high probability the Earth would no longer be inhabited by the Jews. I thank God that we did interfere, and it saddens me that we don't have the troops or resources to interfere in more places.

    Besides your response is just half a step away from Godwin's Law, equating the US's response to Pearl Harbor with its unilateral or majority acts of war since is ridiculous to the extreme.

    Just, WOW. Really? You really fucking think it's relevant to cite Godwin's Law when we are talking about genocide, and the fucking Nazi Gustapo were like the mother of all genociders? FFS...

    You might want to read up on World War II, because to actually fucking think that we liberated the Jews because of Pearl Harbor, you are severely undereducated on the subject. :(

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  156. Re:Stupid Brits by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

    At least you agree there was a genocide in progress that the US put a stop to.

    Erm, we weren't debating that.

    You have a point?

    You do?

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  157. Re:Stupid Brits by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

    No, just spelling. And your grammar's wrong.

    Last first: you only need commas before reported speech, and then only when you have a pause for clarity. Mine had no pause for clarity, and besides, it's paraphrased, not a quote.

    First last: punctuation that doesn't belong to the quote belongs outside the quotation, otherwise you're misquoting. Did Armstrong say, "One small step for [...] man?" No. He wasn't confused. Hence Webster's English is wrong wrong wrong on that point.

    Yawn. I hope you realize there is a difference between American English, and English.

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  158. Re:Stupid Brits by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

    A better question would be "Why do Americans think they have the right to be the "World's Policeman"?

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