To be accurate, you have increased profits by $11.80/hour. How much this relatively increases profits is impossible to determine without knowing what the company is making in total. The 6000% figure only applies if the company was so far making an hourly profit of around $0.20, in which case it's amazing they are still able to pay you.;-)
Marissa Mayer explains that someone accidentally added a slash mark to the list of risky sites, prompting the search engine to mistakenly believe the entire Web is hazardous.
Except that before Napoleon even shared a border with Russia, he had to own most of Europe. I can see how the geographical details might be lost on Americans, though.
Exactly! I keep telling people; Einstein was wrong! An absolute speed limit makes no sense because there's no way I can understand how that would work!
Do you have the email of the president of physics?
Which is particularly annoying because deletionists will be happy to tell you that Wikipedia Is Not A Manual Or Guidebook, so this could never have happened with Wikipedia in the first place.
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And by interestingly, you mean unsurprisingly.
That's the energy released from the combustion of seven bazillion Libraries of Congress.
From some of the Javascript code and web pages I've seen, it seems to be perfectly suited for 12-year-olds. :P
This is a job for... SAGAN-MAN!
"I have to PEE!"
"Please remain seated, sir."
Thank you so much for this vivid imagery.
Exactly. You ban bottled water, and only outlaws will have bottled water. :P
Aw, troll? Someone is a little grumpy today.
Bah Humbug?
No shit, Sherlock? Good luck succeeding without launching. :P
(Yes, I know.)
To be accurate, you have increased profits by $11.80/hour. How much this relatively increases profits is impossible to determine without knowing what the company is making in total. The 6000% figure only applies if the company was so far making an hourly profit of around $0.20, in which case it's amazing they are still able to pay you. ;-)
Yup. You have read the tale of the Wizard Mel, I'm sure? :P
Flooding, living on a house boat, having to wear an EVA suit... I can deal with that.
But take away my coffee and things will go rough for you. Get me to Copenhagen so I can knock some sense into those people.
Wait, that was a mistake?
I guess that's only because you're limiting yourself to actual tech decisions, not including tech companies litigating.
(Oh wait. Let's make that "litigation companies litigating." I don't even know why I brought it up.)
In shockingly unexpected news, it turns out that a closed-source alleged anti-malware software was not trustworthy.
Who would have guessed.
Except that before Napoleon even shared a border with Russia, he had to own most of Europe. I can see how the geographical details might be lost on Americans, though.
I cannot help but smile at the karmic deliciousness of a "RIA" organization being sued for billions for infringement.
Quick, tell me! Where do I sign up to pay for the privilege of being discriminated against for my views or appearance!
Exactly! I keep telling people; Einstein was wrong! An absolute speed limit makes no sense because there's no way I can understand how that would work!
Do you have the email of the president of physics?
Maybe because Spain and Finland are parts of the EU, while Canada is not.
Sorry for the asshattery.
Just because you don't have enough bits for a good resolution in the digital format doesn't mean the bits are bad, either. :P
Don't forget thermodynamics. Being able to alter our own biology does not change the fact that we will continue to need energy.
Wherever they went, I want to stay far away from it.
Which is particularly annoying because deletionists will be happy to tell you that Wikipedia Is Not A Manual Or Guidebook, so this could never have happened with Wikipedia in the first place.