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  1. Re:Interesting Algorithm on Poll-Based System Predicts U.S. Election Results For President, Senate · · Score: 1, Funny

    Republicans will logically

    Yeah right.

  2. Malicious software researcher? on Cloud Firm MediaFire Flags Malware Samples For DMCA Violation, Bans Researcher · · Score: 1

    I'm presuming it's the software that's malicious, not the researcher.

  3. Awesome! on GNOME 3.6 To Include Major Revisions · · Score: 1

    Reckless optimism: It can only get better.

  4. The Hitchhiker's text adventure taught me on Space Station Saved By a Toothbrush? · · Score: 1

    Never ever, even if it's the end of the world, leave your house without a toothbrush.

  5. Re:StarTrek Replicator on 3D Printing On a Microscopic Scale · · Score: 1

    Better a Star Trek replicator than a Stargate replicator.

  6. Re:But... what about Tony Orlando? on NASA Craft To Leave Vesta Heads For Dwarf Planet Ceres · · Score: 1

    Marooned On Vesta?

  7. Re:Maple Syrup Strategic Reserve? on Police Probing Theft of Millions of Pounds of Maple Syrup From Strategic Reserve · · Score: 1

    It is a key ingredient in ICBM warheads, making it a vital resource for national security. You didn't know that?

  8. No shit? on The Truth About Hiring "Rock Star" Developers · · Score: 1

    A manager went to the master programmer and showed him the requirements document for a new application. The manager asked the master: "How long will it take to design this system if I assign five programmers to it?"

    "It will take one year," said the master promptly.

    "But we need this system immediately or even sooner! How long will it take if I assign ten programmers to it?"

    The master programmer frowned. "In that case, it will take two years."

    "And what if I assign a hundred programmers to it?"

    The master programmer shrugged. "Then the design will never be completed," he said.

    Also, I'd treat anyone calling themselves a "rockstar anything" with suspicion. What they're telling you is that they're flashy, have a huge ego, expect to be treated and paid like royalty, may have a drug habit and might possibly (but not probably) have some actual singing ability.

  9. Re:That's easy on If Extinct Species Can Be Brought Back... Should We? · · Score: 1
  10. Re:What a wonderful face for JPL on NASA "Mohawk Guy" To Host Radio Show · · Score: 0

    Yeah, that whole popularization of the agency through publicity stunts like the Moon Landing was a big mistake...

  11. Hashtag to let families find you? on Japan Considers '911' Calls From Twitter, Social Networks · · Score: 2

    As opposed to, you know, just tweeting that you survived because your friends already know your Twitter handle? Hell, if you're in a position to use Twitter, you could just drop them an email. The real challenge is to reconnect family with those survivors who haven't wound up somewhere with online access, or who don't use social networks in the first place.

  12. Alert the Bitcoin regulatory agency! on Large Bitcoin Ponzi Scheme Collapses With a Loss of $5.6 Million · · Score: 3, Funny

    oh wait.

    (But seriously, can the SEC even touch him? If not, that imparts a serious lesson to everyone who uses BC for financial trading rather than just an online payment method.)

  13. In a nutshell. on US Doctors Back Circumcision · · Score: 5, Insightful

    US healthcare will pay for religious mutilation, but not for planned parenthood.

    I think we've identified the core of what is wrong here.

  14. Re:Car powered by gravity soon to be sold on Tata Intends To Sell Air-Powered Car In India · · Score: 1

    That was 10>9.81.

  15. Re:Car powered by gravity soon to be sold on Tata Intends To Sell Air-Powered Car In India · · Score: 1

    I use meters per second, as everybody should. (But air resistance and 9.8110 are valid points.)

  16. On-board electric motor on Tata Intends To Sell Air-Powered Car In India · · Score: 1

    So really it's an electric car that inefficiently converts electric energy into air pressure before usage. That's nice.

  17. We're lucky climate change isn't real on Arctic Sea Ice Hits Record Low Extent · · Score: 1

    Otherwise these news would be kind of worrying.

  18. Re:Car powered by gravity soon to be sold on Tata Intends To Sell Air-Powered Car In India · · Score: 2

    From 0 to 100 in 10 seconds (free-fall only)

  19. Re:Betteridge's Law of Headlines [Re: No] on Does Recent Goodwill Undo Years of Patent Trolling For Intellectual Ventures? · · Score: 1

    It only applies to questions that can be answered with yes or no.

  20. Hole up in an Ecuadorian embassy on Ask Slashdot: What Would Your 'I've Got To Disappear' Plan Look Like? · · Score: 1

    Duh.

  21. So... drone strike on the Ecuadorian embassy? on Assange Makes Statement Calling For an End To the "Witch Hunt" · · Score: 1

    How long before that happens?

    (Or maybe for a small fee one of those Olympic missiles might accidentally misfire.)

  22. Instead of bobcat, on eBay Bans the Sale of Spells and Magic Items · · Score: 5, Funny

    potion turned me into newt. Would not buy again.

  23. "Idiocracy" had it wrong on Kentucky Lawmakers Shocked To Find Evolution In Biology Tests · · Score: 2

    People are stupid not because of any dumbass (and borderline racist) misinterpretation of how natural selection works, but because religious assholes with a lot of money are fucking up the education system.

    Instead of accommodating religious politicians by making an extra "religious" test just for their constituency, they should be thrown out of office. Institute a requirement that candidates have at least a middle-school level of scientific literacy in order to become part of the government.

  24. Re:Take it one step further on Scientists Store Entire Textbook In DNA · · Score: 1
  25. Re:Why ask cryptographers when the key is in there on Researchers Seek Help Cracking Gauss Mystery Payload · · Score: 1

    The key is just 'in the algorithm' that derives the key.

    This isn't just a check that compares values against other values; it's an actual encryption. The algorithm doesn't know and cannot derive the correct key.

    The algorithm can only read certain attributes from the environment (eg. serial numbers), calculate a hash sum, and then attempt to use that as a key. If the attributes match the target system, the hash will be the correct key, and the decryption will succeed. Otherwise, the decryption will fail. There is no way to crack this without either trying all possible hashes or all possible attribute values (whichever is easier). Serial numbers, MAC and a few other attributes could together be hundreds of bits long, making brute force infeasible.