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If Extinct Species Can Be Brought Back... Should We?

retroworks writes "Rebecca J. Rosen interviews experts in this edition of The Atlantic, to ask about the ethics and wisdom of using cloning, backbreeding, or genome editing. Over 90% of species ever to exist on earth are no more. The article ponders the moral and environmental challenges of humans reintroducing species which humans made extinct."

299 comments

  1. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Should we be brought back if we go extinct?

    1. Re:Huh? by lightknight · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wonderful ethical question, but if the human race is known for anything, its the non-subscription to the magazine which ponders over such things.

      Someone will attempt to bring them back, now argue about how it should be done.

      1.) Any species we bring back is going to share the Earth with us for the foreseeable future.
      2.) Humans tend not to mix well with other species unless it's already fairly capable on its own. That's why rats, cats, and dogs thrive, while wolves, various forms of trout, and spotted owls are getting kicked in the teeth.
      3.) Chances are they will end up in a zoo. That sucks. Safe for human beings, ease of observation, but it's like never being able to move out of your parent's house.
      4.) We have no idea if they can even eat / process the food currently available. Bringing back the equivalent of the panda bear or koala might be great for entertainment, but we know nothing about their habits.
      5.) The only species we are likely to bring back are those which we consider 'interesting.' So the slug-like Macedonian newt, which squirts pus out of its eyes, probably isn't going to make it (made up species).

      If we really want to bring them back, it's going to require like a dozen Earths, one for every few hundred million years. We only have one at the moment. Perhaps we should wait until time-travel is in vogue, thus saving us a lot of work.

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    2. Re:Huh? by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If we really want to bring them back, it's going to require like a dozen Earths, one for every few hundred million years. We only have one at the moment. Perhaps we should wait until time-travel is in vogue, thus saving us a lot of work.

      You didn't even have to RTFA... you only had to read the summary. The article is about "reintroducing species that humans made extinct".

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    3. Re:Huh? by jandersen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think there are more fundamental problems: epi-genetics or genomics or whatever the term is now is a very major factor in what makes up the traits of a species - the same set of genes can be expressed in many ways depending on how they are regulated, so it may not be as simple as reconstructing most of the genes of a species; perhaps they need to be 'booted up' in the right way too?

    4. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, as entertaining pets.

    5. Re:Huh? by Captain+Hook · · Score: 2

      That would just mean we aren't as close to doing this as we think, it would simply buy us a bit more time until the exact same ethical question of "whether we should do it just because we can" have to be anwsered.

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    6. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wonderful ethical question, but if the human race is known for anything, its the non-subscription to the magazine which ponders over such things.

      Someone will attempt to bring them back, now argue about how it should be done.

      1.) Any species we bring back is going to share the Earth with us for the foreseeable future.
      2.) Humans tend not to mix well with other species unless it's already fairly capable on its own. That's why rats, cats, and dogs thrive, while wolves, various forms of trout, and spotted owls are getting kicked in the teeth.
      3.) Chances are they will end up in a zoo. That sucks. Safe for human beings, ease of observation, but it's like never being able to move out of your parent's house.
      4.) We have no idea if they can even eat / process the food currently available. Bringing back the equivalent of the panda bear or koala might be great for entertainment, but we know nothing about their habits.
      5.) The only species we are likely to bring back are those which we consider 'interesting.' So the slug-like Macedonian newt, which squirts pus out of its eyes, probably isn't going to make it (made up species).

      If we really want to bring them back, it's going to require like a dozen Earths, one for every few hundred million years. We only have one at the moment. Perhaps we should wait until time-travel is in vogue, thus saving us a lot of work.

      Wolves and other predators are generally not having issues because the don't do well on their own, they have issues because the directly compete with humans, and they did not develop firearms. Wolves are among the most adaptable predators ever, but if people shoot them because of their fear or hate (due premature livestock harvesting). That's hardly a case for deficiency on the wolves' part and more a case for humanity's wanton destructive capacity.

    7. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That Macedonian newt was just sick. Usually we don't squirt pus out of our eyes.

    8. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are already extinct in our natural form.

    9. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Try this one, by all definitions one of the most successful species of bird ever, numbered in the billions and driven to total extinction in less than 50 years. The kind of thing to expect when a species that find protection in numbers meet a tireless predator that kills for fun and profit.

    10. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We're not particularly tasty and we don't make cute fuzzy pets.If anything, we seem to be a bit of an asshole species. I see no reason any (presumably alien) civilization would bring us back apart from morbid curiosity or a similarly misguided intention.

    11. Re:Huh? by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Wonderful ethical question, but if the human race is known for anything, its the non-subscription to the magazine which ponders over such things.

      I don't know, Scientific American seems to have a decent subscription rate, for example, and is also known for covering topics such as this.

      Someone will attempt to bring them back, now argue about how it should be done.

      I agree, the first attempts are already being made (wooly mammoth) I'm not sure I see the argument, unless you're talking about a specific plague or major pest, and releasing them into the wild.

      1) Obviously - where else would they go?
      2) Humans have this nasty habit of wiping things out for food or convenience: mammoths, passenger pigeons, etc. It can be assumed that resurrected species will be considered valuable enough by their caretakers to avoid that fate for at least a while.
      3) I agree, current zoos mostly suck, although there's new thought going into "zoos", like safari parks, where there's more room to roam, etc
      4) Disagree, if we can resurrect it, we'll also have a good idea of what they eat, and we can probably recreate the flora as well (for herbivores)
      5) Interest drives effort

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    12. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His main point is valid though: asking the question "should we?" is kind of useless. Someone will bring (some) species back, regardless of what the rest of us think about it.

    13. Re:Huh? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      I say ...NO!
      just cuz....

    14. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, yes. But it's much less of an ethical issue to bring back the Dodo bird than to bring back a T-Rex.

      At least for the species that were wiped out by mankind, we know we can wipe them out again if they become a problem.

    15. Re:Huh? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Wonderful ethical question, but if the human race is known for anything, its the non-subscription to the magazine which ponders over such things.
      Someone will attempt to bring them back, now argue about how it should be done.

      Almost important: What should be done? Should we make them extinct again?

    16. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell no!

      If we're driven extinct there may be some case.

      A species that lives within and contributes to a stable eco-system needs to be brought back. A species that doesn't needs to go exstinct as quickly as possible.

    17. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course. We're awesome. And if you don't agree you should just kill yourself to remove your self-hating genes from the gene pool.

    18. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bringing back the bigger brained but more calorie hungry Neanderthals might help us. There's a serious shortage of smart people, although things like creationism are more a problem of deliberate miseducation and a failure to teach critical thinking.

      It's hard to guess if, when and how much the magnetic effects of future coronal mass ejections hitting Earth will change the current pattern of Earthly core flows and magnetic fields, but at the current rate of decline we can expect a magnetic minimum or reversal within 1000 years. That will make life on Earth much more vulnerable to the effects of space weather. Radiation and weather changes may make life more difficult at least in some locations. Magnetic north moves. It changed direction of movement and sped up comparing the mid 1800's with the early 1900's.
      Of course even if this theory of CMEs causing changes is correct, other large ones may very well cause a shift back the other direction before a period of a very weak field is reached. One might have expected that magnetic changes were simply periodic and the result of very slow motion. But the very rapid decline going on currently isn't consistent with a slow decline from the reversal of about 780,000 years ago. Even that change long ago may not have been periodic. Studies of soil on the moon showed an event on the order of a million times more intense that the Carrington event of the 1850's, happening on the order of a million years ago. Some feel that was more likely due to a neutron star than an extreme event with our sun, but in any event, it suggests the possibility that the major changes on the Earth were a result of or at least had timing steered by external events.
      Obviously any really major changes that may occur will be long long after our lifetimes, but it is still interesting to ponder how man might best cope with periods without magnetospheric protection, or with other severe environmental conditions.
      Even some much shorter term events seem to have causes that differ from relatively recent dominant thinking. For instance some CMEs bring sudden regionalized ozone layer depletion. So it isn't just elevated shorter wavelength (UV and Xray) radiation rising during flare events, but less atmospheric filtering that makes it appropriate to control exposure more closely.

      Increased genetic diversity might improve the odds of success in adapting to harsh conditions. Can genes from Neanderthal man be recovered or reconstructed?

      Hopefully solar measurements on Mars, and the satellites going up to study Earth's radiation belts, will provide a better understanding of the protection we're currently getting and how much things will change without them.

    19. Re:Huh? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      2.) Humans tend not to mix well with other species unless it's already fairly capable on its own. That's why rats, cats, and dogs thrive, while wolves, various forms of trout, and spotted owls are getting kicked in the teeth.

      What? No, you have that backward. The species you mention are all quite capable on their own. It's when they aren't left alone, and humans either outright kill them or simply destroy their habitats or food sources, that they have problems.

      Rats, cats, and dogs thrive because they were able to adapt to human presence. Other animals are doing this too, e.g. most species of vulture are doing better than ever thanks to roadkill, grackles love parking lots, etc.

      The idea that wolves -- the ancestors of dogs -- aren't "capable on their own" is ludicrous.

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    20. Re:Huh? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yes, he misspoke. The animals that thrive are the ones who've figured out how to get along well with humans, and not become a target for them. The ones that are going extinct are the ones that not only haven't figured out how to get along with humans, but get in their way or compete with them. So pigeons are thriving because they're not afraid of humans at all, live in urban areas with them, and eat trash, while wolves get 'kicked in the teeth' because they hunt humans' livestock animals and hurt their profits, and spotted owls get the short stick because they occupy a habitat that humans want to chop down for timber.

    21. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans could be awesome, after eliminating the trash like you.

    22. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So just those made extinct in the last 6000 years.

    23. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "4.) We have no idea if they can even eat / process the food currently available. "

      Food probably hasn't changed much: protein, carbs, fats, and others

      But, what has changed is the 'code' of bacterial, viral and other microscopic organisms that infect macroscopic organisms. A macroscopic organism that last was around a few thousand, or 10's of thousands, will be facing more recently evolved infectious organism or 'old' organisms with recently evolved 'chemical weapons.'

      I don't know if this will have a teensy effect or it will kill off 100% of anything older than X years brought back to life.

      In the meantime, lets bring back something us humans killed off, like the dodo bird?

    24. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought God protected the birds.

    25. Re:Huh? by RockDoctor · · Score: 2

      Wonderful ethical question, but if the human race is known for anything, its the non-subscription to the magazine which ponders over such things.

      I don't know, Scientific American seems to have a decent subscription rate, for example, and is also known for covering topics such as this.

      That rather depends on what you're comparing it's subscription rate to. If you're comparing it to (say) American Scientist, which is in the same arena, but about 3-to-4 times as hard a read (which is why I reluctantly overcome my loathing for exporting money to America and indulge my brain cells there), then Scientific American has got a good subscription rate. If, on the other hand, you compare it to "Guns'n'Ammo Monthly", "Mass Murderer Weekly" or "Barely Legal Girls Getting Sodomised Hourly", then it's subscription rate rather sucks.

      Wasn't it a PTBarnum-ism that "No-one, but no-one, ever lost money by underestimating the taste of the public."
      (I think he was being specifically rude about the American public, but Brits are no better ; nor are Cloggies (but they have better porn, and put it on the bottom shelf because it's a health-and-safety hazard for the school children to climb up the shelving to get the porn and laugh at it). Noggins are pretty cool, until you ask them about getting tuna-friendly dolphin steaks for supper ; then they turn all "Guns'n'Ammo" on you.)

      On the substantive issue, I'm pretty neutral about the ethics of the process. In a world where immense suffering is caused to immense numbers of farm animals purely to make excessively fat people fatter (the the detriment of their health!), then the existence or not of pretty small numbers of very carefully and very expensively created organisms is pretty unimportant.

      Oh, and people still kill other people too, which is a fairly important ethical point too.

      Why do it? Because it'll be hard. And, in the process of learning just how hard, we'd learn a lot about how organisms work and genetics works. Which would be moderately valuable. But I think there are more urgent things to do.

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    26. Re:Huh? by Insanity+Defense · · Score: 1

      I want my miniature brontosaurus pet. The big ones can be for bronto burgers. (Yes I know the name is now obsolete).

    27. Re:Huh? by okcdan · · Score: 1

      Your last sentence - hilarious! Also when lightknight said "We have no idea if they can even eat / process the food currently available", I thought of Purina Dodo chow - also hilarious!

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    28. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (it is inevitable; nature abhorrs void, water fillls up every crevice, if we can do it, we ll do it; the rest are details :D )

  2. Moral? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I want my Dodo-burger and my Moa-burger too.

    They can wait with the elephant bird and the terror bird until I get peckish again.

    Gastornis parisiensis they can keep, I don't want them to tread on my feet.

    But more seriously, instead of editing the genes so that Californian Grizzly doesn't eat people, they could do some editing so that they can be employed to pick oranges, that would be the day.

    1. Re:Moral? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      We have a moral, ethical and even culinary duty to find out what dinosaurs tasted like. For science.

    2. Re:Moral? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Like chicken, duh!

    3. Re:Moral? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, you don't want Dodo-burger. The dutch sailors who first encountered the birds tried eating them, but concluded the birds were barely-edible and taste terrible. I'm not sure about moa, though.

    4. Re:Moral? by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Moa was apparently delicious... hence becoming extinct.

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    5. Re:Moral? by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 2

      Don't be too quick to ascribe the extinction of the moa to human consumption alone. The dodo was probably made extinct by the introduction of the sailor's constant shipmate -- the rat -- to Mauritius. Rats are a major problem for any bird (particulary ground-nesting ones) as they really love eggs. We say the Maori hunted the moa to extinction, but isn't it possible that what did for the moa was the introduction of the kiore when by the Maori when they first arrived?

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    6. Re:Moral? by Nyder · · Score: 2

      ...

      But more seriously, instead of editing the genes so that Californian Grizzly doesn't eat people, they could do some editing so that they can be employed to pick oranges, that would be the day.

      Whoa, slow down. if we get the bears to pick oranges, what are the illegals going to do?

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    7. Re:Moral? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...

      But more seriously, instead of editing the genes so that Californian Grizzly doesn't eat people, they could do some editing so that they can be employed to pick oranges, that would be the day.

      Whoa, slow down. if we get the bears to pick oranges, what are the illegals going to do?

      Well, we'll genetically engineer them to eat people, filling the niche left by the orange picking grizzlies and thus restoring the balance of nature.

    8. Re:Moral? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite as delicious as the Moriori though.

    9. Re:Moral? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how the hell is a rat going to make a bird bigger than an ostridge extinct? Even the eggs were probably not crackable by a rat, unless they learned to make tools. Now, perhaps a pig (Kune Kune) but that is not what you suggested.

    10. Re:Moral? by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      Mow my lawn and tend to my petunias.

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    11. Re:Moral? by daem0n1x · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, you don't want Dodo-burger. The dutch sailors who first encountered the birds tried eating them, but concluded the birds were barely-edible and taste terrible.

      Nothing a few hours of boiling and a shitload of garlic can't fix.

    12. Re:Moral? by davetv · · Score: 5, Funny

      To cook dodo successfully, you need the dodo recipe.

      (1) Put dodo bits and a rock in a pot of boiling water.
      (2) When rock is tender (easily push a fork through it) - dodo is done
      (3) Season as desired.

    13. Re:Moral? by davetv · · Score: 1

      hunt itinerant bears?

    14. Re:Moral? by RabidReindeer · · Score: 2

      how the hell is a rat going to make a bird bigger than an ostridge extinct? Even the eggs were probably not crackable by a rat, unless they learned to make tools. Now, perhaps a pig (Kune Kune) but that is not what you suggested.

      You haven't been watching enough nature programs if you think rats can't get into eggs. Then again, rats are pretty famous for being able to get into anything.

      Even if an egg was sufficiently well-armored, however, the minute it cracked, there would be a different story. A new-hatched chick is pretty helpless if a herd of hungry rats descends on it. Mom and Dad bird might not be able to defend it.

    15. Re:Moral? by silentcoder · · Score: 3, Funny

      >Moa was apparently delicious... hence becoming extinct.

      I disagree with your premise. Chickens, cattle, pigs and sheep all exist today in numbers far beyond what they would have under natural conditions. The only logical conclusion is that being tasty to humans is actually an evolved survival trait (from the point of view of the species as a whole - not the individual members who get eaten).

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    16. Re:Moral? by Derf+the · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There is major sign of kiore knawing on seeds (it's a standard dating method) but nil sign of the appropriate marks on moa eggs. The Kune Kune's arrived with the whalers in the late 18th centuary, when even the stories about the Moa's had more-or-less already gone; not so the physical remains of the mass ovens and charred evidence of the enormous fires that would have been driving them into the kill sites.
      Whether they tasted delicious or were just so convenient to harvest, within a couple of Centuries of our arrival we had got the lot.

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    17. Re:Moral? by iter8 · · Score: 1

      I want my Dodo-burger and my Moa-burger too.

      They can wait with the elephant bird and the terror bird until I get peckish again.

      Gastornis parisiensis they can keep, I don't want them to tread on my feet.

      But more seriously, instead of editing the genes so that Californian Grizzly doesn't eat people, they could do some editing so that they can be employed to pick oranges, that would be the day.

      I don't know about bears picking oranges. Next, they'll discover fire and then it's just trouble after that. See this story.

    18. Re:Moral? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being reptiles they probably really would taste like chicken. Every reptile I have ever tried tasted like chicken, big or small.

      Although if they were truly warm blooded that might change things.

    19. Re:Moral? by HyperQuantum · · Score: 1

      But chicken tastes like everything!

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    20. Re:Moral? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want fried elephant bird legs - great for family reunions when there just isn't enough chicken. It went extinct so recently that there should be plenty of DNA to work with.

    21. Re:Moral? by wiwa · · Score: 1

      There's more to being domesticable than being tasty though. Galapagos tortoises were, according to historical accounts, incredibly delicious, so much so that they never managed to get one back to Europe because the sailors would eat them. The problem is that while most domestic animals are ready to eat in a year or less, tortoises take decades to mature. Even if we managed to hold off eating them for long enough to get a tortoise farm started, it wouldn't be economical. Hence, delicious tortoises are on the verge of extinction.

    22. Re:Moral? by flatcat · · Score: 1

      Feed the bears, literally.

    23. Re:Moral? by theArtificial · · Score: 1

      The Kune Kune's arrived with the whalers in the late 18th centuary, when even the stories about the Moa's had more-or-less already gone; not so the physical remains of the mass ovens and charred evidence of the enormous fires that would have been driving them into the kill sites.

      This sentence is confusing to me, it's breaking my lexer.

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    24. Re:Moral? by Rhacman · · Score: 1

      A dinosaur just tastes like a dinosaur, but it might reveal to us what a chicken really tastes like!

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    25. Re:Moral? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Dinosaurs likely weren't reptiles at all, and were actually ancestors of birds. They might very well have been warm-blooded. However, this should make them taste even more like chicken, since chickens are birds. Although they probably taste more like turkey.

    26. Re:Moral? by Americano · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that Dutch sailors didn't have access to the modern human's supply of Shake and Bake, either.

      Paired with Kraft Dinner, that'll make a delicious meal out of ANYTHING.

    27. Re:Moral? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the final two steps:

      (4) ...?
      (5) Profit!

      FTFY

    28. Re:Moral? by kat_skan · · Score: 1

      Then we'll be right back where we started! Let's instead genetically engineer them to eat grizzlies and the problem will take care of itself the first time they try it.

    29. Re:Moral? by RandomAdam · · Score: 1

      As a New Zealanader the first thing I thought of was Moa drumb sticks.....

      1/ Bring back the Moa
      2/ Start a Moa farm
      3/ ????
      4/ Profit :)

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    30. Re:Moral? by RandomAdam · · Score: 1

      A Kune Kune is a type of pig.

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    31. Re:Moral? by RandomAdam · · Score: 1

      Another big part of this is the ability to get the creature in question to breed in captivity. If you could get the turtles to breed in captivity easily enough even the breeding cycle would not be a problem.

      You just keep your breeding stock separate from your saleable stock.

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    32. Re:Moral? by Zanadou · · Score: 1

      Whoa, slow down. if we get the bears to pick oranges, what are the illegals going to do?

      Well, that's the best part, y'see. When winter comes, they'll simply freeze to death.

    33. Re:Moral? by Insanity+Defense · · Score: 1

      ...

      But more seriously, instead of editing the genes so that Californian Grizzly doesn't eat people, they could do some editing so that they can be employed to pick oranges, that would be the day.

      Whoa, slow down. if we get the bears to pick oranges, what are the illegals going to do?

      Grizzly food.

  3. If we're talking about my Mother-in-law... by drkim · · Score: 4, Funny

    If we're talking about my Mother-in-law, I think we all agree the answer is 'no.'

    1. Re:If we're talking about my Mother-in-law... by johnsnails · · Score: 0

      My mother in law was a saint you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:If we're talking about my Mother-in-law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did she get knocked-up?

    3. Re:If we're talking about my Mother-in-law... by Psychotria · · Score: 2

      If we're talking about my Mother-in-law, I think we all agree the answer is 'no.'

      Yes, I know you're joking, but your mother-in-law is (was?) not a species. She was an individual belonging to a species.

    4. Re:If we're talking about my Mother-in-law... by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      If we're talking about my Mother-in-law, I think we all agree the answer is 'no.'

      Yes, I know you're joking, but your mother-in-law is (was?) not a species. She was an individual belonging to a species.

      Have you met his mother in law? If she's like mine, she's a different species, too. So was my ex-wife. Definitely a psycho hose-beast.

      And no thank you, let them stay safely extinct, please.

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    5. Re:If we're talking about my Mother-in-law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did she get knocked-up?

      Presumably immaculate virginal conception... courtesy of the holy ghost.

    6. Re:If we're talking about my Mother-in-law... by drkim · · Score: 2

      If we're talking about my Mother-in-law, I think we all agree the answer is 'no.'

      OH MAN! MOTHER-IN-LAW JOKES! CLEVER!

      Yeah, yeah... everybody's a critic.

      Where's your clever jokes Mr. Anonymous Coward?

      Wait - here's one now:

      "One Anonymous Coward didn't go into a bar. ...He was too scared!!!"
      (Whaaaa, whaaa, whaaa...)

      ...and BTW, you may want to let off that Caps Lock button. No, keep going left. Keep going. No, not the 'W' key. Down one, two left. Now, push it once. No, not twice; just once. Good! You did it!

    7. Re:If we're talking about my Mother-in-law... by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Quite the opposite I would hazard to guess. If you're post is any indicative of the relationship between you and your mother-in-law I believe most people would be sadistic and bring her back.

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    8. Re:If we're talking about my Mother-in-law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      FYI, becoming pregnant is not considered a sin by the Catholic Chruch.

    9. Re:If we're talking about my Mother-in-law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and BTW, you may want to let off that Caps Lock button. No, keep going left. Keep going. No, not the 'W' key. Down one, two left. Now, push it once. No, not twice; just once. Good! You did it!

      GRATE, NOW I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD DOWN THAT KEY WITH THE ARROW ANYMORE111

    10. Re:If we're talking about my Mother-in-law... by dywolf · · Score: 1

      Dear Buzz Killington,
      I beg to disagree. She most definitely is a species all her own. Scientists still have not concluded what species that is though.

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  4. That's easy by zrbyte · · Score: 1

    T-Rex burger anyone?

    1. Re:That's easy by Nova77 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My personal theory is that we killed all mammoths because they were delicious. Can't wait to taste one!

    2. Re:That's easy by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      "My personal theory is that we killed all mammoths because they were delicious. Can't wait to taste one!"

      Actually, if memory serves, according to the paleontologists that is pretty damned close to the truth.

    3. Re:That's easy by frenchbedroom · · Score: 1

      Plebs! Grass-fed free range Apatosaurus in the style of Kobe beef is where it's at (although, I shudder at the thought of how many gallons of beer you'd have to serve to that kind of beast... ^^; ).

      Also, count me in for some roasted dodo!

    4. Re:That's easy by ldobehardcore · · Score: 5, Interesting

      While I appreciate the jest, I'm pretty sure that it wouldn't have mattered if the mammoth tasted like boiled gymshorts. They were FUCKING HUGE, and edible. Think about your least favorite food.... Now imagine that was basically the only food around, but in portions that weighed THREE FUCKING TONS. It's basically the only thing to eat, and if you don't like it, you can go without, get sickly, and die.

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    5. Re:That's easy by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "My personal theory is that we killed all mammoths because they were delicious. Can't wait to taste one!"

      Which might actually be a decent reason to bring them back.

      More seriously: we have had bad enough experience with invasive species. Re-creating them, and re-introducing them, are two very different things.

      I don't see a lot of harm in the former, as long as precautions AND good isolation techniques are put in place. But I don't think, at our current level of technology, that the latter is even close to a good idea.

      Crichton's books were not anti-science; they were intended as warnings. We need to know a lot more before we attempt such things.

    6. Re:That's easy by eulernet · · Score: 2

      At least, that's the case of the Dodo:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodo#Extinction

    7. Re:That's easy by Arancaytar · · Score: 1
    8. Re:That's easy by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 1

      I cannot agree more with the exciting new prospects of bringing back extinct species. We've not had a decent brontosaurus steak since the flintstones. "The McBrontosaurus - I'm loving it"

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    9. Re:That's easy by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      Given one or two seem to be dug out of the ice every now and then perhaps it isn't too late to get a defrosted Mammoth steak.

    10. Re:That's easy by jamstar7 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "My personal theory is that we killed all mammoths because they were delicious. Can't wait to taste one!"

      Actually, if memory serves, according to the paleontologists that is pretty damned close to the truth.

      From what I understand, some Inuits ('Eskimos') have found mammoths frozen in glaciers, eaten them, and found them delicious. Only have anecdoctal evidence, though... They were pretty damned good sized, and one of them would feed a tribe for a couple weeks or so, so it was definitely worth Cro-Magnon's effots to hunt them.

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    11. Re:That's easy by Nova77 · · Score: 1

      This might very well be true, but does not stop me from dreaming (and salivating at the prospect).

    12. Re:That's easy by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Oooh, better not do that, it might go wrong" is "anti-science". The early 19th century Crichtons "warned" that travelling 30 miles in one hour by steam locomotive would cause our brains to explode. You can only reduce ignorance with information, not speculation.

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    13. Re:That's easy by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      The dodo tasted rotten. The traditional myth says the dodo was made extinct because people were desperate for food, but there were other sources. The dodo probably went extinct due to predation of eggs by rats... who came on the same ships as the sailors we traditionally accuse of eating the manky dodo flesh.

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    14. Re:That's easy by RaceProUK · · Score: 2

      Re-introduction of a species could destroy a habitat and/or kill off existing species. Are you seriously suggesting that being cautious about such an act is anti-science? And are you really comparing that to 30mph+ popping a few craniums?

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    15. Re:That's easy by RabidReindeer · · Score: 2

      "My personal theory is that we killed all mammoths because they were delicious. Can't wait to taste one!"

      Actually, if memory serves, according to the paleontologists that is pretty damned close to the truth.

      From what I understand, some Inuits ('Eskimos') have found mammoths frozen in glaciers, eaten them, and found them delicious. Only have anecdoctal evidence, though... They were pretty damned good sized, and one of them would feed a tribe for a couple weeks or so, so it was definitely worth Cro-Magnon's effots to hunt them.

      Check out straightdope.com. I can't recall specifically about Inuits, since a lot of mammoths are in Siberia, but not only local inhabitants have sampled mammoth. Some mammoths were discovered when people's dogs were found eating the odd trunk or limb sticking out of the landscape. And, if you're really obsessed with the idea, occasionally even non-native people have dined on mammoth. Just bring your checkbook.

      Not surprising, really. We have plenty of archaeological sites showing people hunt mammoths. Even today, some people hunt, kill, and eat elephant.

    16. Re:That's easy by rossdee · · Score: 1

      I think it would be a good idea to bring back Mammoths and Moa's (I heard they were tasty too) because Man is probably responsible for their extinction in the first place

    17. Re:That's easy by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Crichton's books were not anti-science; they were intended as warnings. We need to know a lot more before we attempt such things.

      Or at the very least, if we should do such things, we should treat them with reverence, not as a tourist attraction.

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    18. Re:That's easy by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      The problem is you've completely missed my point, which was that it's not anti-science to express caution when doing something that could have severe wide-ranging effects. At no point did I ever state one way or another whether such an act should occur.

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    19. Re:That's easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you've missed my point, which is that, if we had the tech to bring back extinct species, then there wouldn't be any "severe wide-ranging effects"
      The effects seem severe and wide ranging only because we lack the tech to fix them. The same exact tech.

      No caution whatsoever is merited in this case. It is just pure anti-science fearmongering.

    20. Re:That's easy by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      So you're saying 'Don't care about the risks, because we can always fix it later'. Glad you think that - it worked so well for the banks four years ago.

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    21. Re:That's easy by ildon · · Score: 4, Informative

      There was nothing anti-science about Jurassic Park. Taking a scientific discovery and making a fucking theme park out of it for profit without any idea of the repercussions was the problem in the book, not the genetic engineering on its own.

    22. Re:That's easy by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      For north america that is definitely the case.
      Not sure about Europe. When the (last) ice age ended it seems many died in bad weather conditions (see the sunken Mammoths in Siberia).

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    23. Re:That's easy by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "So you're saying 'Don't care about the risks, because we can always fix it later'. Glad you think that - it worked so well for the banks four years ago."

      ... And it worked so well with the zebra mussels in the great lakes, and the "walking catfish" in Florida, and the myriad other invasive species that have wreaked havoc on our local environment.

      Where I live, we have a very serious problem with a decorative aquarium plant from Asia, which some bozo introduced into a lake because he couldn't bring himself to flush his kid's goldfish. It is now in most of the lakes and rivers around here, forming giant mats that make swimming and navigation a hazard. Millions of dollars have been spent trying to mitigate this, and we haven't figured out how to "fix it" yet.

    24. Re:That's easy by retroworks · · Score: 1

      Actually, they warned that travelling 30 miles per hour would endanger children and womens uterus-es. You have to appeal to the cognitive risk of vulnerable people, using juju words, to forestall scientific progress, simple risk is insufficient to stop investors.

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    25. Re:That's easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also important to keep in mind some of the stuff the Inuits eat. There are a great many native dishes I would just as soon see extinct.

    26. Re:That's easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "good isolation techniques", hah!

      I've heard that before.

    27. Re:That's easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whatever, it still sounds awesome. just had a little power failure; just don't fail that very important bit and he had himself a billion-dollar win.

      Also T-Rex burgers. Yum. Or Brontosaurus.

      Jurassic Park now!

  5. Mr. Hammond, the phones are working. by ModernGeek · · Score: 3, Funny

    This has been beaten and debated in a three part documentary, with a fourth sequel supposedly in the works.

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    1. Re:Mr. Hammond, the phones are working. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a UNIX system. I know this!

    2. Re:Mr. Hammond, the phones are working. by Robert+Zenz · · Score: 1

      Well, as long we spare no expense we should be fine.

    3. Re:Mr. Hammond, the phones are working. by Robert+Zenz · · Score: 0

      If you didn't know, it actually is.

    4. Re:Mr. Hammond, the phones are working. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there I thought that dinosaurs went extinct long before humans started to exist. Are you maybe a young-earth-creationist or something?

    5. Re:Mr. Hammond, the phones are working. by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

      If you didn't know, it actually is.

      Heh... That's funny, Hollywood actually going out of it's way to put cutting edge computer tech in a movie only to get slammed for being unrealistic.

      Here it is in action:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaRHU1XxMJQ

      There is even a Linux port:
      http://fsv.sourceforge.net/

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    6. Re:Mr. Hammond, the phones are working. by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Although to defend the meme- FSN was an "experimental" (read "novelty") GUI that people only remember because of Jurassic Park. It looks and acts nothing like conventional UNIX interfaces. It is still mock-worthy that the child would see a monitor with FSN running and instantly recognise that it's UNIX, and know how to operate the park's complex proprietary security systems.

    7. Re:Mr. Hammond, the phones are working. by geekmux · · Score: 1

      This has been beaten and debated in a three part documentary, with a fourth sequel supposedly in the works.

      In other words, this isn't about science at all.

      It's about ratings.

    8. Re:Mr. Hammond, the phones are working. by silentcoder · · Score: 2

      >It is still mock-worthy that the child would see a monitor with FSN running

      Why recognizing Unix is not that hard, if you see a system with a /etc and a /usr is almost certainly a close derivative of Unix. The interface you see it through won't throw you off.

      >and know how to operate the park's complex proprietary security systems.

      Is it ? If the interface is well written, and the program easy to locate - why would it be ? Most people who are good at computers can figure out a new program in a few minutes. At least the basics of it's operation. I do it all the time, and I was younger than her when I started doing it, on computers that ONLY had command-line interfaces based on a language which was NOT my mothertongue.

      It's really not that hard to believe - I say, fairly confident that I could have actually DONE what she did in the movie.

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    9. Re:Mr. Hammond, the phones are working. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you check the video linked up above GP's, it's a bit similar to Windows folders but with a horrible 3/4 view in extreme zoom-out, so annoying, but navigable. In another scene, though, you have the guy trying to figure out the command to open the gates to the park, and he gets locked out after four or five tries (not even passwords, just random commands). So, even if you could work your way around the system, that doesn't magically give you the command lines needed to activate various non-Linux-standard components. You'd have to look through man or help files to find the correct lines, and it would take vastly longer to work things out, especially if you're trying not to get locked out.

      I mean, I have a background in C++ and Java, but it didn't mean I was able to learn Flash in a few minutes, even though most of the very basic commands are similar. It's a whole new ballgame with Flash, the same as it would be going from Unix to Linux to OS X.

    10. Re:Mr. Hammond, the phones are working. by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm not as hardcore as you, but if I saw this I wouldn't leap to the conclusion that I was looking at a UNIX system:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaRHU1XxMJQ

    11. Re:Mr. Hammond, the phones are working. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      She's lucky it wasn't Gnome 3.

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    12. Re:Mr. Hammond, the phones are working. by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      ROFL - this is true, but granted, that didn't exist in 1993/4 now did it ?

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    13. Re:Mr. Hammond, the phones are working. by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      Neither would I - I never said she could conclude that from the LOOK - I said she could conclude it from reading the TEXT on the screen - FSN does show the names of the directories.

      In 1993, only one class of operating systems had directories like /etc, /usr, /bin and /var (these days some do that are unix derived but don't really behave like Unix in other ways anymore - e.g. macOSX).

      Now one can go further - the system it was running on was Irix (no other system had FSN or a similar file manager at the time) - and if you actually kept pace with Unix at the time, many people familiar with it would have recognized it at a glance ANYWAY because it was one of the major Unix systems of the time.

      But there is a major silly-ness in the movie on a different level. The books clearly state that the park's genetic research and controls used the same computer system which was built using Cray supercomputers (three of them). The movie I think also references them being Crays.

      Irix did NOT run on the Cray.

      Which means she wasn't using the main systems. Though I suppose it's possible that they interacted with the crays via terminals that could have been running Irix. After all remote-X11 and RSH were available at the time so such a setup would not be impossible.

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  6. If we exterminated them... by AntiBasic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If we exterminated a species, we have a moral duty to bring it back and eventually, reintroduce it to it's former natural habitat.

    1. Re:If we exterminated them... by GrpA · · Score: 5, Funny

      And then make it extinct again when we decide it was a bad idea...

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    2. Re:If we exterminated them... by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, if we, as natural animals, cause the extinction of another species it is because it was unfit to survive and should be left extinct. Human beings are not outside nature and its methods of determining which species are worthy of survival.

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    3. Re:If we exterminated them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If artificial tech was clearly the culprit in the extinction, then why not re-animate. American Bison didn't go extinct- but if they had, would be a justified candidate for re-animation as the rifle and money put them at unusual risk.

      Mammoth? Not so sure. Humans may have been involved in their extinction- but using more "natural" predation goals.

      Concerns about impacts of reintroduced species on current ecosystems are overstated- nature adapts irrespective of our ethical judgement..
      It's all relative. Red in tooth and claw.

    4. Re:If we exterminated them... by kanweg · · Score: 2

      Or the people who drove it to extinction should be considered unfit because they clearly didn't' have the brain capacity to think that it is not wise to exhaust a source (i.e. handle not in a sustainable way). Unfortunately we can't punish them because they're already dead.

      Bert

    5. Re:If we exterminated them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the interests of sustainability, I hope that you'll lead the charge into the childless non-future.

    6. Re:If we exterminated them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and should be left extinct.

      Why? Being the victorious species, we can do whatever we please. There is no "should."

      Human beings are not outside nature

      Precisely. That's why we can bring them back if we choose to do so.

    7. Re:If we exterminated them... by ldobehardcore · · Score: 1

      I don't really see the difference between us driving the mammoth to extinction and the bison to extinction (If we did.)

      We killed them for food, their skin and other materials, and as a right of passage. Money was used in the bison trade to obtain things that weren't available there already. I'm pretty sure primitive H. Sapiens Sapiens, and H. Sapiens Neanderthalis, both made things out of mammoths that they traded for things they couldn't make themselves. Like sex......Except for the Neanderthal furries. Those were pretty weird.

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    8. Re:If we exterminated them... by aevan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      By the same token, if we as natural animals can restore an extinct species, it's fit to be brought back and so should be? If we're not outside nature and its method to determine what's worthy, then it's natural if we bring them back....

      Pretty sure all extinctions we caused were while tool-using, and now we've just got better tools. We're already past the natural stage of survival and propagation, and fully into the dominate and transform. This would just be the responsibility and restoration aspect. We've been playing god for a while now, might as well go full out and try the life-bringer part.

      Though if we ever cross that goal post we'll need to come up with a good antonym for extinction.

    9. Re:If we exterminated them... by maxwells_deamon · · Score: 1

      Smallpox?

    10. Re:If we exterminated them... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "If we exterminated a species, we have a moral duty to bring it back and eventually, reintroduce it to it's former natural habitat."

      I'm not so sure I would take that TOO literally. There is something to be said for evolution, and evolution does not, in itself, create a moral obligation to protect something against which you might be competing.

      But if you mean "unnecessary" extinction, due merely to ignorance or something like corporate profit motive, then I definitely agree with you.

      But not ALL extinctions are bad. That's how we got here.

    11. Re:If we exterminated them... by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, if we, as natural animals, cause the extinction of another species it is because it was unfit to survive and should be left extinct. Human beings are not outside nature and its methods of determining which species are worthy of survival.

      Tell that to the North Atlantic Cod
      Or the Southern Atlantic Jack Mackerel
      Or the Atlanto-Scandian Herring
      Or the California Sardine
      Or the Pacific Yellowtail Flounder
      Or about 20 other species of fish who have been driven to the brink of extinction by overfishing

      It's one thing to drive a species to extinction by accident, it's entirely another thing to do it on purpose, out of naked greed.

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    12. Re:If we exterminated them... by Xest · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is somewhat true, but you've only got half the picture.

      The other half the picture is that if we continue to consume species to the point of extinction then we reduce biodiversity, if we reduce biodiversity continuously then eventually we become the ones at risk, and like other species, as you say, we are not outside nature.

      By making the concious decision to not whipe out, and to possibly even reintroduce species, then we maintain healthy biodiversity, and hence protect ourselves in the long run.

      Some people think that this would never be a real problem, but the collapse of fish stocks is already a major threat to some food supplies across the globe.

      Neither view is wrong, both are valid, the difference is by maintaining or even increasing biodiversity, we protect ourselves from nature choosing us as the future victims of natural selection due to a collapse in biodiversity.

    13. Re:If we exterminated them... by PixetaledPikachu · · Score: 2

      No, if we, as natural animals, cause the extinction of another species it is because it was unfit to survive and should be left extinct. Human beings are not outside nature and its methods of determining which species are worthy of survival.

      ..and I assume that human's ability to bring them back also part of being inside nature and it's process to determine which species are worthy of survival?

    14. Re:If we exterminated them... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2, Informative

      We killed bison with the express aim of making them go extinct. Part of the conflict between European settlers and the natives. As the natives in some regions were dependant upon the bison for food, settlers started an effort to kill the bison off. No food for the natives would make it much harder for them to fight.

    15. Re:If we exterminated them... by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      no that is out of finding them tasty and good with fried potatoes. greed would be us killing them because we want all of the water they live in to ourselves.

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    16. Re:If we exterminated them... by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting the effects of habitat destruction and the introduction of non-native species. Reintroducing many species would mean eliminating the introduced predators that killed them. Good luck in eliminating the ship rat from ... ooh... 90% of the world's surface.

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    17. Re:If we exterminated them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Greed is not issuing a ruling that they are endangered (to let the stocks recover), all because of short-term gain.

    18. Re:If we exterminated them... by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      But there's another theory about the mammoth: disease. The last mammoths were in America, and round about the time of their extinction, the fossil record shows a notable rise in deformities, suggesting the possibility that the humans crossing the land-bridge to Siberia brought in a new disease.

      How can we know for sure which species were a direct case of hunt-to-extinction...?

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    19. Re:If we exterminated them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we exterminate useless apostrophes in possessive pronouns, and if we did, should we reintroduce them to the internet?

    20. Re:If we exterminated them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's a minimalistic view of things...

    21. Re:If we exterminated them... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      No, if we, as natural animals, cause the extinction of another species it is because it was unfit to survive and should be left extinct. Human beings are not outside nature and its methods of determining which species are worthy of survival.

      It's a very short slippery slope from this to eugenics and genocide.

    22. Re:If we exterminated them... by Patch86 · · Score: 2

      Human beings are not outside nature and its methods of determining which species are worthy of survival.

      By that logic, our ability to bring back extinct species (based principally on how cool they look) is also "not outside nature and its methods of determining which species are worthy of survival."

      You can either use the "we're all part of the plan" argument to justify everything humans do as a-OK, or you can accept there is no grand scheme and everything we do can have consequences- positive or negative.

      I say bring the mammoths back. We killed them, nothing else has filled their niche, and they're pretty awesome. And isn't being able to do awesome things one of the benefits of being the planet's dominant species?

    23. Re:If we exterminated them... by ATestR · · Score: 1

      We've brought the smallpox virus to the brink of extinction. Say that all lab samples were destroyed... would it be our moral duty to resurrect smallpox?

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    24. Re:If we exterminated them... by Coisiche · · Score: 1

      I think we might be rapidly approaching the stage where recreating that "former natural habitat", on account of it being as extinct as the exterminated species, might prove to be more difficult than the actual cloning.

    25. Re:If we exterminated them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't be so fast to agree with you. Evolution is a competition of survival and maybe it's just natural for one "survival machine" to do it best and eventually win out over the others.

      This is not to say that we should exterminate other species on purpose, but it may be inevitable if we wish to survive as a species.

    26. Re:If we exterminated them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're forgetting the effects of habitat destruction and the introduction of non-native species.

      Whatever is destroyed isn't fit to survive. Hey, he said it.

    27. Re:If we exterminated them... by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Though if we ever cross that goal post we'll need to come up with a good antonym for extinction.

      Intinction

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    28. Re:If we exterminated them... by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      If artificial tech was clearly the culprit in the extinction, then why not re-animate. American Bison didn't go extinct- but if they had, would be a justified candidate for re-animation as the rifle and money put them at unusual risk.

      Mammoth? Not so sure. Humans may have been involved in their extinction- but using more "natural" predation goals.

      Concerns about impacts of reintroduced species on current ecosystems are overstated- nature adapts irrespective of our ethical judgement..
      It's all relative. Red in tooth and claw.

      I wish I could feed whoever coined the phrase "Nature red in tooth and claw" to a starving Siberian tiger. It's a perversion of Darwinism used to justify atrocities and not infrequently applied to things that have little or nothing to do with genetics. It's also used to imply that There can Be Only One and there's no room for anyone else.

      "The fittest" isn't always the nastiest, most heavily-armed critter on the block. If it was, butterflies would spit acid, and bunnies would sport 6-inch fangs and 4-inch razor-sharp talons. And forget about humans. No teeth to speak of, and those claws - ugh!

      Sometimes "survival of the fittest" means having the softest, warmest fur, the brightest colors, the best singing voice, or the cleverest mind.

    29. Re:If we exterminated them... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      And what about the damage done to the environment as a result? A species is removed, competition for a resource is reduced, another resource is made scarce, life adapts and fills the niche. Now we introduce an invasive species (resurrected extinct bird) and disrupt the environment severely?

    30. Re:If we exterminated them... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If we exterminated a species, we have a moral duty to bring it back

      You have now begged the question, is that so? We have exterminated some species with which we have demonstrated an inability to coexist, shall we bring them back as well?

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    31. Re:If we exterminated them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      greed is rarely naked. It can afford, and covets, only the finest tailor-made clothing...

    32. Re:If we exterminated them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, it's also *not* "survival of the fittest", it's "survival of the *fit*".

    33. Re:If we exterminated them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though if we ever cross that goal post we'll need to come up with a good antonym for extinction.

      Mulligan. We've given the Dodo bird a mulligan.

    34. Re:If we exterminated them... by ildon · · Score: 1

      Actually, this is impossible. By the time we attempt to bring back an extinct species, another species is likely to have moved in and filled its niche. This other species was the genetic "winner" and we'd be bringing back the genetic "loser." The entire ecology of their habitat will likely have been shaken up and rebalanced (or on the road to rebalancing).

      You can't just go: "Well, when we started recording data we estimated the population to be 300, so let's clone 300 of them and drop them out of a helicopter." Especially not if it's a higher order mammal or bird, because those species are likely to also have had a set of learned behaviors that the clones would no longer posses and we might have no way of knowing. Further, it's unlikely we'll have a large enough genetic sample to actually reintroduce a *population*. At best we'd be introducing a set of slightly genetically varied clones, who, depending on their mutation rate, would be inbred and be killed off again by the next minor upper respiratory disease.

      And finally, the idea of genetically modifying them to be "less threatening to humans" just proves the writer of the article is an idiot and has no idea what she's talking about. If you modify a species to not be threatening to humans, you've modified it to also not be threatening to its prey or its predators. You haven't brought the species back, you've just created a new artificial species that's less viable and less able to defend itself. You've set it up to fail from the start.

    35. Re:If we exterminated them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's one thing to drive a species to extinction by accident, it's entirely another thing to do it on purpose, out of naked gluttony .

    36. Re:If we exterminated them... by dwye · · Score: 1

      If it was, butterflies would spit acid, and bunnies would sport 6-inch fangs and 4-inch razor-sharp talons.

      What?!? Do you mean that Monty Python LIED about the Killer Bunny Rabbit in Holy Grail?

      Anyway, everybody knows that butterflies generate hurricane winds. It was quite clear in the documentary Godzilla Vs Mothra.

    37. Re:If we exterminated them... by dwye · · Score: 1

      [W]ould it be our moral duty to resurrect smallpox?

      Actually, we could just wait a few thousand years for monkey pox or cowpox to recross the species divide.

    38. Re:If we exterminated them... by Tyndmyr · · Score: 1

      Natural is not a synonym for Good.

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    39. Re:If we exterminated them... by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 1

      What if our own survival is benefited by the controlled existence of these species?

      According to your way of thinking we should allow indiscriminate hunting, fishing and other exploitation of natural resources because if those resources go extinct it means they weren't fit to survive and don't deserve to.

      If we proceeded that way, many useful (and interesting) things would've gone the way of the Dodo a long time ago.

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    40. Re:If we exterminated them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what exactly did the European settlers eat?

    41. Re:If we exterminated them... by 9jack9 · · Score: 1

      Phfft

      Do we have a moral duty to bring back smallpox? And reintroduce it to its former habitat?

      Morals, schmorals. Mother Nature has left the building. We have default control of the biosphere, whether we want it or not. I doubt we can agree on what is "moral". We can't even agree on what is effective.

      The only obligation we have is to manage the planet. We took over, we're in control. We choose what happens to life on Planet Earth.

      Morals is just your way of saying you think you know best and anyone who deviates from that is obviously a . . . deviant, so that's why your way is right.

    42. Re:If we exterminated them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we exterminated a species, we have a moral duty to bring it back and eventually, reintroduce it to it's former natural habitat.

      No we don't. You are just projecting your own personal feelings on the subject. Morality has nothing to do with it, shit goes extinct all the time due to "natural causes" and no one accuses Mother Nature of being immoral.

    43. Re:If we exterminated them... by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      No, if we, as natural animals, cause the extinction of another species it is because it was unfit to survive and should be left extinct. Human beings are not outside nature and its methods of determining which species are worthy of survival.

      So is if we, as natural animals, cause the resurrection of another species, it is because we deemed it fit to survive. Who are you to stop the natural processes of scientists?

       

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    44. Re:If we exterminated them... by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Passenger Pigeon Carolina Parakeet

  7. Obligatory Carlin? by Xelios · · Score: 5, Insightful
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      Sing it from the fucking mountaintop, Brother Carlin.

  8. Stone Age Or Neanderthal by qbitslayer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I want to see a stone age man/woman brought back, or preferably a Neanderthal. I want to see if they are as stupid as modern thinkers believe. Just a thought.

    1. Re:Stone Age Or Neanderthal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess it might be feasible to bring some species of Homo back to life if there is DNA of sufficient quality available. However, we can never reconstruct their culture. Cro-Magnon was biologically identical to current man, but it's society would probably be quite different and would be the more interesting part.

    2. Re:Stone Age Or Neanderthal by qbitslayer · · Score: 1

      I just want to conduct a few scientific experiments. For example, send a bunch of Neanderthal kids to school and see if some can learn math and physics and eventually get a college degree.

    3. Re:Stone Age Or Neanderthal by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      The Neanderthal would probably take a look at our civilization and complain:

      Look, after all that we have done for you kids, and this is all that you come up with? We worked really hard to provide you with a good future, and we really think that you could have done much better . . . etc."

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    4. Re:Stone Age Or Neanderthal by Kergan · · Score: 1

      I'd be more interested in knowing if they could interbreed with us. (Which is likely, since 1-4% of DNA in Europeans and some Asians might actully come from Neanderthals.)

    5. Re:Stone Age Or Neanderthal by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      Even if we manage to recreate a Neanderthal, how would we determine how 'stupid' they were? Would he receive a modern upbringing and education, without others making fun of his/her appearance before the tests were conducted?

      I'm pretty sure a modern human raised in a cage by Neanderthals would end up testing as pretty stupid.

    6. Re:Stone Age Or Neanderthal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neanderthals never were stupid.
      The common myth that they must have been stupid dates back to the first finding of one.
      Since it was another species and only our species was smart they had to be stupid and so the stupid Neanderthal was born.

    7. Re:Stone Age Or Neanderthal by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Won't you be surprised when they all drop out of school, found the next Apple, and become millionaires.

    8. Re:Stone Age Or Neanderthal by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      I want to see a stone age man/woman brought back, or preferably a Neanderthal.

      It's already been done; there's even a theme park.

    9. Re:Stone Age Or Neanderthal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first neanderthals would be superstars, doing the late-night circuit, meeting heads of state, etc. The later clones novelty would soon wear off, and it wouldn't be long until people were stepping over them in the street. No, let sleeping dogs lie, don't bring 'em back.

    10. Re:Stone Age Or Neanderthal by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'd be more interested in knowing if they could interbreed with us.

      Welcome to Slashdot.

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    11. Re:Stone Age Or Neanderthal by PPalmgren · · Score: 1

      I tend to think you could find that out with our recent ancestors. Imagine growing up in the early hundred ADs, having no school, being taught a religion and never any formal logic or reason, and going on with your life. When you imagine this situation, it puts a lot of the medieval wars and petty squabbles in perspective. We're pretty dumb initially, we just have a high capacity for learning and the development of educational systems have had significant gains in the past 700 years.

      What brought me to this realization? Sadly, it was dealing with people raised in a isolated for of pentacostalism from birth. It makes me a sad panda when I think about it.

    12. Re:Stone Age Or Neanderthal by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1
  9. It sends a strong message by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 4, Funny

    We made a species extinct, then brought it back, then made it extinct again!

    No flightless bird f*cks with humanity.

    1. Re:It sends a strong message by thomas8166 · · Score: 2

      I recall an old /. comment: "Achievement unlocked: go extinct twice". :)

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  10. Fun with ambiguous headlines by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

    If Extinct Species Can Be Brought Back... Should We?

    Last time I checked we weren't dead yet. And who'd bring us back if we were?

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    1. Re:Fun with ambiguous headlines by aglider · · Score: 1

      The apes and the dolphins. Whoever evolves first.

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    2. Re:Fun with ambiguous headlines by Artifakt · · Score: 2

      The dolphins don't live on islands, they live around islands. They will need to be able to get onto an island to build Humanasic Park. They also are very far from evolving hands, which they will need to drive electric SUVs and push the buttons on UNIX systems. If the apes bring us back, they will chase us on horseback and make us wear dirty leather loincloths. I'm not seeing an upside to this.

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    3. Re:Fun with ambiguous headlines by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Well, the upside is, if the dolphins do bring us back, we'll get to teach 'em why we'd kill Flipper for a tuna sandwich...

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    4. Re:Fun with ambiguous headlines by aglider · · Score: 1

      The dolphins don't live on islands, they live around islands.

      You don't think evolution is real, do you?

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  11. No! by aglider · · Score: 2

    Did "Jurassic Park" teach nothing?

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    1. Re:No! by dbet · · Score: 3, Funny

      It taught me that an 11-year-old can figure out how to operate a proprietary security system in 4 minutes.

    2. Re:No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The truth is that Jurassic Park was a documentary. Jeff Goldblum is a real scientist playing an actor playing a scientist. (Prior to his work in Jurassic Park, Jeff Goldblum developed top secret technology that would allow vehicles to pass through solid matter -- such as mountains.)

      It is unfortunate that people still aren't allowed on the "Jurassic Park" island but that is no reason why we can't let a few harmless dinos loose on the continent....

    3. Re:No! by Robert+Zenz · · Score: 1

      Don't make a second sequel just for the sake of it?

    4. Re:No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, too, get my life lessons from movies! I haven't smoked pot since I saw Reefer Madness, nor travelled by air since I saw Snakes on a Plane. And now that I've seen Alien, I think space travel is far too risky. The Curiosity rover is neat and all, but there's far too great a chance that it will wake up some race of face-raping aliens.

    5. Re:No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did "Jurassic Park" teach nothing?

      If you get your "lessons" from Hollywood movies, you're a fucking idiot.

    6. Re:No! by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Let's see...

      Don't make the velociraptors 5 times normal size and super intelligent?

      Don't have the zoo's security system hooked up to a desktop computer operated by a single corrupt guy with no-one checking what he's doing?

      Check to see if the dinosaurs can change sex before creating hundreds of them and setting them loose barely supervised in a jungle?

      Have as your game keepers / security detail something more substantial than one guy with a rifle?

      When you invent a world changing technology, do some basic scientific research with it first before using it to build a theme park?

    7. Re:No! by pantaril · · Score: 1

      Did "Jurassic Park" teach nothing?

      It teached me that Steven Spielberg is realy bad director:)

    8. Re:No! by shiftless · · Score: 1

      If you don't get lessons from movies, you're twice as stupid.

    9. Re:No! by dwye · · Score: 1

      Don't make the velociraptors 5 times normal size and super intelligent?

      Actually, Utahraptor was discovered shortly after the film came out, and WAS that big. And if they were so super-intelligent, how come they didn't notice the T-Rex in the building? (We can just ignore the ending of the third film as Hollywood Liberals Gone Mad, like I ignore the Matt Damon Jason Bourne films, having read the books)

    10. Re:No! by gtall · · Score: 0

      Don't let Jeff Goldblum near a movie set.

    11. Re:No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, after Species, not have sex with a willing woman who picked you only for your sperm, for the fear of getting killed after the fact. Brings a whole new meaning to "death by snu-snu."

  12. As long as... by LMahesa · · Score: 2

    ... all the genome edits are open sourced.

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    1. Re:As long as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then we can fork them and turn them into meat

  13. Re: obligatory jurasic park references by issicus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    God help us, we're in the hands of engineers.

  14. New technique makes it all possible now by wombatmobile · · Score: 5, Informative

    Ancient DNA has proven difficult to sequence or clone, because it is fragmentary, and most of it breaks down into single strands after it is extracted from bone.

    However, a new technique developed at the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Leipzig, Germany, sequences single stranded DNA. Scientists just announced they used the technique to fully sequence Denisovan DNA from a bone fragment found in a cave in Siberia. They're going to go back to sequence their library of hundreds of Neandertal DNA specimens.

    How long before they make Dolly Denisovan?

    1. Re:New technique makes it all possible now by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      The sequencing shouldn't be too hard. Just run it over and over, as many times as you need. You'll get lots of damaged sequences, but you can reassemble the complete one from all those damaged copies. The problem is that you are left with a digital representation of the sequence you need, and turning that back into DNA is a very difficult and very expensive process.

    2. Re:New technique makes it all possible now by Kergan · · Score: 1

      The problem is that you are left with a digital representation of the sequence you need, and turning that back into DNA is a very difficult and very expensive process.

      That part isn't so hard or expensive, actually, and prices are dropping like a rock. A couple of companies offer gene synthesis services, in fact -- some for under $.5 per base pair. Also, the team that created the first artificial virus documented interesting techniques that should make synthesizing sequences of genes faster, cheaper and less error prone.

    3. Re:New technique makes it all possible now by slashmojo · · Score: 1

      FTFY

      Max Planck Institute for Intelligently Designed Anthropology ;)

    4. Re:New technique makes it all possible now by gtall · · Score: 1

      Mmmmm...Neanderthal babes...

    5. Re:New technique makes it all possible now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How long before they make Dolly Denisovan" Hopefully they will make a clone of Dolly Parton first, talk about a "base pair" Man that pair could feed the world..
       

    6. Re:New technique makes it all possible now by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      What about putting that into a useable form? With a retrovirus, you can just cram the DNA in there. Bacteria and their plasmids are easy too. But eukaryote's need their DNA nicely packaged up into the correct chromosomes, centomere in the right place and capped off with telomeres. That's got to be a difficult molecule to build from scratch.

  15. Survival of the fitest, my ass.... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, if we, as natural animals, cause the extinction of another species it is because it was unfit to survive and should be left extinct. Human beings are not outside nature and its methods of determining which species are worthy of survival.

    Mother Nature isn't some fucking primitive fertility godless, its a bunch of organisms living together. There is no conscious mind directing a divine order for things. If you want to being back something extinct, go do it. Don't give me this bullshit that 'it wasn't fit to survive'. We change the environment whenever we feel like it.

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  16. Say we do that.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Say we do that, like we edit the genome and make a somewhat different species from the original, will the "do god exists" question be answered? I mean, do humans then qualify for god?

    1. Re:Say we do that.. by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      You've heard of "mental masturbation;" in this case, you're hoping to find someone to help you "mentally circlejerk." Distasteful, I say.

  17. Two wrongs don't make a right by Hentes · · Score: 1

    Messing with the ecology once again is just going to make things worse. However, I have nothing against bringing them back for exhibition purposes in zoos.

  18. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that if it was "ok" enough to make them extinct, then it's fine to bring them back. (Not saying that it was really ok to make them extinct in the first place).

    Whether animals that naturally went extinct should be brought back is another question, but even then, I think for some limited case, like Zoos, larger animals should be safe.

  19. How many individuals? by Lotana · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is it even practical to bring back an extinct specie? I am wondering how many individuals with varied genetic code is required to avoid the issue of inbreeding.

    Lets say I found two perfect genetic samples: One male and one female. I placed them into my magical DNA-To-Fertile-Adult(tm) machine, so now have two organisms set to reproduce. But then we run into a problem: Even if those two have 30 offsprings any further mating will result in genetic deterioration due to inbreeding.

    So we need to have quite a bit more samples. What is a minimum population count that we need to hit in order to avoid this? Could we possibly have that many different samples of an extinct organism to fulfil such a quota?

    1. Re:How many individuals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can introduce random genetic mutations over dozens of generations and breed the best resulting stock together. This is not a problem if we've managed to both clone the embryos and bring them to term. We could also merge DNA from surviving descendent species. The result won't be "pure" but it will still be interesting.

    2. Re:How many individuals? by Artifakt · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't have a source for this, but I seem to remember, in the context of a discussion about Cheetah evolution, the figure of 50 breeding pairs being suggested. It seems cheetahs passed through a period when there were very few of them alive at the same time, a near extinction phase, so that all cheetahs alive today are descended from the same small cluster of breeding pairs. The gestimate there is that 50 is about the minimum that a mammalian species might rebound insead of going extinct, particularly from accumulating lethal recessive genes during the bottleneck phase (I think that's what you really mean where you mention 'genetic deterioration' due to inbreeding). That's a figure the molecular biologists were basing on a complex calculation, particularly limited to mammals on the basis of the evidence they had as of the year 2000 or so, but it sounds like it would apply pretty well to Mastadons or Mammoths, and big predatory marsupials or birds are likely to not be too far from that number either. I'm pretty sure we could get some DNA from 100 different mammoths, less sure if we could narrow that number down by knowing what the mammoth lethal recessives are and screening for them all, or knowing where modern elephant DNA strings could be used to repair damaged samples, or any of the other suggested ways to get a decent sized starting population.

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    3. Re:How many individuals? by GNious · · Score: 1

      basically, you need to identify a related species, which can interbreed with your newly-recreated-specie and produce viable offspring. This would introduce sufficient genetic variance to ensure at least short-term viability.
      But yes, you should use multiple DNA samples, preferably across a significant area, to get a healthy population.

    4. Re:How many individuals? by RabidReindeer · · Score: 2

      Is it even practical to bring back an extinct specie? I am wondering how many individuals with varied genetic code is required to avoid the issue of inbreeding.

      Lets say I found two perfect genetic samples: One male and one female. I placed them into my magical DNA-To-Fertile-Adult(tm) machine, so now have two organisms set to reproduce. But then we run into a problem: Even if those two have 30 offsprings any further mating will result in genetic deterioration due to inbreeding.

      So we need to have quite a bit more samples. What is a minimum population count that we need to hit in order to avoid this? Could we possibly have that many different samples of an extinct organism to fulfil such a quota?

      Actually, it wouldn't be genetic deterioration. The problem with inbreeding is that the same defective genes are being expressed over and over again as dominant traits. If those traits are before/lethal within the breeding phase, then eventually the population goes extinct.

      So actually, you want "deterioration" - mutation. Because then the resulting diversity raises the odds of long-term viability.

    5. Re:How many individuals? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Even if those two have 30 offsprings any further mating will result in genetic deterioration due to inbreeding.

      OK, but is that a problem? Only if they are under sufficient pressure such that they can't reproduce in sufficient numbers, right?

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    6. Re:How many individuals? by gtall · · Score: 1

      Wow, 6000 years of Biblical stories up in smoke over less than 50 breeding pairs.

  20. Its for the greater good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, Especially dinosaurs, on an island, where reality tv stars holiday >:-)

  21. Homosapien messing with Mother Nature H1N1 by NSN+A392-99-964-5927 · · Score: 0

    No to upset some Muslim people here as mother nature is counted as God. If you mess around with life RDNA https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ribosomal_DNA you are eventually going to end up with a strain to which you cannot control.

    The United States has especially looked for the so called "Holy Grail" of all chemical warfare as Hitler did. What people do not understand is the consequences and or ramifications.

    Have a look at Japanese knotweed https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_knotweed "It is lovely when it flowers" brought to the UK in the 1800's and Only now after over 100 years the consequences are being realized as it will break through reinforced concrete and keep on going...... but as always; every year it has a beautiful flower.

    Does that not sound familiar? I.E "Put up with the wife as she looks pretty once a year". Sorry same goes for other relationships too.

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  22. Should We? Could We? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Memories...

    It will all go horribly wrong but the musical will make it worth the pain.

  23. Headlines by Pikkebaas · · Score: 1

    If headlines can be worded awkwardly, should we?

  24. FOR SURE! by Lisias · · Score: 1

    It appears to be the only way to bring back Earth to the Sapient Club!

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  25. Not sure why the question even needs to be asked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whether they are extinct because of natural causes or human causes, If we can bring them back, we should bring them back.

    They were here once, and they can be here again.

  26. It is a very big if. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2

    The DNA sequence alone is not enough to recreate the extinct species. Even if we recover the DNA perfectly. The embryo development is a complex process. Unless you have a surrogate uterus at the right temperature that douses the embryo with the right chemicals at the right time, it would not develop normally.

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    1. Re:It is a very big if. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That's a big problem for creatures with no living descendants, but it's possible that you can get something like a mammoth out of an elephant. Can't wait to find out if it's true.

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    2. Re:It is a very big if. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Let us see first if we can use a horse as a surrogate dam for a zebra. If that is not possible, it is going to be impossible to bring to life a mammoth. There are lot more issues. Elephants are born without digestive bacteria. They get a seed stock by eating the excreta of their mothers when they are three days old. Stuff like that.

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    3. Re:It is a very big if. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Elephants are born without digestive bacteria. They get a seed stock by eating the excreta of their mothers when they are three days old

      That's fine, the Mammoths are going to have to eat the same things the Elephants are eating.

      Still, I'm with you on using some simpler examples first.

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  27. Should humans be brought back? by KarlIsNotMyName · · Score: 1

    I initially read the title "If Extinct Species Can Be Brought Back... Should We?", as asking if we humans should be brought back, after having become extinct. So I'm going to respond to that, but I think it'll apply to these other species as well.

    If there were someone capable of bringing us back, that all depends on that species. If their environment doesn't really benefit from having us around, then I wouldn't expecet them to bring us back. And with them being a species with similar capabilities as humans, with technology and a decent understanding of reality, I wouldn't think we could offer something significantly different. And they themselves would probably be the biggest negative impact on their own environment, so they really wouldn't need another species like them.

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  28. We should! by Beardmonster · · Score: 0

    Humans should definitely be brought back!

  29. Misread the title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I misread the title as "Should we, the humanity, be brought back once we are extinct ?".

    Interesting question...

  30. Moa Burgers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The New Zealand Moa went extinct because they were damn tasty.
    That is a good enough reason to bring them back.

  31. For zoo or to let them in the wild? by eugen.hristev · · Score: 1

    If they make only a few of them for the zoo, sounds fair enough - if they let them in the wild the ecosystem can be messed up. But can we make just a few of them for the zoo and have a solitary life ? How ethical is that ?

  32. I'm pissed about the Baiji by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Chinese River Dolphin

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baiji

    #1, it happened in my life time. It makes it more personal. It feels like someone could have heard a story about the dwindling dolphins around 10 years ago, traveled to China, and done something about it. This really is the case where ONE MOTIVATED PERSON could have saved an entire species. It could have been me. It could have been someone reading this words. WE fucked up.

    #2, these were intelligent, attractive, sensitive creatures. It's like killing your dog, or making dogs extinct.

    #2, China was not a basket case country ten years ago. Modern, rich, growing, proud. It could reasonably have been expected some Chinese somewhere would have cared enough to at the very least preserve a tissue sample, if not a breeding stock. We're talking about something that the Chinese for thousands of years marveled at, lived with, considered kindred water spirits, perhaps even worshipped. These dolphins feature in ancient Chinese artwork, something their ancestors gazed on and felt kinship with. It's an insult on your ancestors. China: you built a dam, ran some river traffic, polluted some more without thought, and poof: a piece of Chinese identity, a Chinese national treasure, something a part of the fabric of your ancient nation: gone forever. Out of neglect. The slightest atom of national attention and interest and resources would have saved the Baiji.

    There's a lot of bullshit nationalist chest thumping in the world, but really CHina: shame on you for this, shame on you. You fucked up. Fix it.

    How? I don't know, start with a Indian River Dolphin as a template and engineer. Find some tissue in some bones in the muck somewhere. Bring the Baiji back. You owe your nation this, you owe your ancestors this, you owe the world this.

    China, you fucked up. The insult is to your own nation and your own ancestors the greatest. And you have shamed and embarrassed yourself in the world.

    Fix it.

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    1. Re:I'm pissed about the Baiji by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to alarm you, but the Chinese do not give two fucks about making species extinct.

    2. Re:I'm pissed about the Baiji by Freultwah · · Score: 1

      There were tons of motivated people involved in saving the species, but they managed to mess it up through personal conflicts, excessive bureaucracy and some sheer incompetence. "Let's do this." - "No, let's do that." - "That will never work, you're stupid." - "Let's write more petitions, cos petitions are a safe way to look as if you're doing something, while you are actually doing zip." Mark Carwardine touches the subject in the new version of "Last Chance to See" (the original having been written by Douglas Adams). The species was on the way out 20 years ago already, people knew about it, tried doing something about it and failed miserably.

    3. Re:I'm pissed about the Baiji by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      thank you

      for nominating yourself the spokesman for 1.3 billion people with special insight into what they think

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    4. Re:I'm pissed about the Baiji by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      This really is the case where ONE MOTIVATED PERSON could have saved an entire species.

      It's not as easy as you think. There were plenty of motivated people, but they don't live well in captivity, for example.

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    5. Re:I'm pissed about the Baiji by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      Consider the resources and authority of the Chinese govt. Consider how much warning they had. Consider the flyweight of time and effort it would have taken. Consider we are talking about an animal with a significant fraction of the charisma of the panda, nevermind the historical, cultural, and national identity value.

      China: you really fucked up. Oh yeah for communist central planning. Losers.

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    6. Re:I'm pissed about the Baiji by subreality · · Score: 1

      It feels like someone could have heard a story about the dwindling dolphins around 10 years ago, traveled to China, and done something about it.

      Douglas Adams took a shot at doing just that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Chance_to_See

      Unfortunately it wasn't enough.

    7. Re:I'm pissed about the Baiji by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure the communist central planning cares about anything other than their own happiness.

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    8. Re:I'm pissed about the Baiji by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      then china is doomed

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    9. Re:I'm pissed about the Baiji by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Their government is, that's just a matter of time. I'm more optimistic about the people. I've met a lot of bright, shining, intelligent, ambitious Chinese people.

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    10. Re:I'm pissed about the Baiji by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      Tiananmen showed us the Chinese govt has no problem using machine guns on those

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  33. Already done, sort of by Tapewolf · · Score: 1

    Okay, so they got them from Sweden, where they aren't extinct, but still: http://www.ospreys.org.uk/

    Reintroducing wolves in Scotland has also been talked about, but it's not clear how well that would work out.

  34. It's about Assigning Blame by jabberw0k · · Score: 1, Funny

    Over 90% of species ever to exist on earth are no more.

    Clearly, George Bush and SUVs are to blame!

  35. Mad? by Loki_666 · · Score: 2

    Are they fracking mad? What a stupid question. Of course they should! DINOSAURS!

  36. Or anything inbetween ape and man by ecotax · · Score: 1

    I just read that analysis of the genetic differences between Denisova man and primates have been found, and are restricted to 23 genes only.
    This means that, theoretically, with some advances in techology, we could bring them back, and even all evolutionary steps inbetween.
    Apart from the zillion of ethical issues, this would be an interesting way to settle the discussion about human evolution once and for all.

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    1. Re:Or anything inbetween ape and man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the mouth breathers that deny evolution would freak the hell out and go full taliban on the public if this ever happens.

  37. Do it for practice by ApharmdB · · Score: 3

    We definitely should. We need to practice the technique. We'll need for ourselves someday. :)

  38. One Word by Aaron_Pike · · Score: 1

    Hobbits.

  39. Yes. by jafiwam · · Score: 1

    I hear Dodo is delicious.

  40. Re: obligatory jurasic park references by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better engineers than artists. Artist will have pretty things that never work, but engineers will have working things that aren't pretty.

  41. Let nature win... by gavron · · Score: 0

    We already have enough republican voters.

    Let extinct species stay the way evolution intended them. Dead.

    (also, "don't mess with mother nature" and "if it ain't broke don't fix it" ... really
    these are big warnings to leave dead species alone.)

    E

    1. Re:Let nature win... by KarlIsNotMyName · · Score: 1

      We may very well end up extinct ourselves, depending on how things go. And it will be a result of the composition of nature.

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  42. Why not? by Clueless+Nick · · Score: 1

    As long as they are species that have gone extinct in the last couple of centuries, even 500 years, they could be introduced if their original habitat has not undergone complete destruction. I'm thinking of the Indian Cheetah, the Dodo, the Elephant bird etc. - species that have suffered only because of humans.

    Of course, these creatures might need tightly protected sanctuaries and might only exist to serve man's ego and curiosity, but if we can breed dogs, horses, cattle and cultivate various plants into differing forms, why not this?

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  43. Please make up your mind by iamjonah · · Score: 1

    First, we were told that its immoral to drive species to extinction. Now you tell us that it's immoral to bring them back. Please make up your minds.

  44. Re: obligatory jurasic park references by shiftless · · Score: 1

    And computer engineers have ugly things that are half broken.

  45. Yes by senorpoco · · Score: 1

    So long as we remove their ability to use door handles.

  46. So we bring them back, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...What do we name them?

  47. yes yes yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If Extinct Species Can Be Brought Back... Should We?"

    Yes! We should be brought back. I miss us, it's been so lonely around here since the human race became extinct.

    I wish I loved the Human Race;
    I wish I loved its silly face;
    I wish I liked the way it walks;
    I wish I liked the way it talks;
    And when I'm introduced to one,
    I wish I thought "What Jolly Fun!"
    ~Professor Sir Walter Alexander Raleigh (1861-1922)

  48. Jurassic Park by DocZayus · · Score: 0

    Guess I'll have to watch the movie again...

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  49. Oblig: I for one by stevegee58 · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our raptor overlords.

  50. Why worry about that now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're not extinct yet.

  51. I think yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the answer should be "yes, we should". My reasons for saying this is somewhat similar to the question "should be travel Mars". Those that were to go to Mars would have to reconsider how they live their life, and cannot continue to polute the environment, and have a very strict focus on recycling. It will be expensive in the first place, but once we spend money on that, we would require dedication to these things, and probably result in new environment friendly technology.

    My reasoning here is that if we bring back extinct species, we also have to commit to the project by building an environment they can live in, and maintain it afterwards. That way, if the human factor is the reason they got extinct, they will have at least a minor chance of adapting once again. What we should ask us then is what would happen if they did adapt, then managed to escape. Would they maybe cause other species to become extinct?

  52. Re: obligatory jurasic park references by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Look at Windows 7. It sort of works. Maybe. If you don't mind being harassed every time you want to do something, even if you're an admin.

    If you don't mind having to search for something because everything is hidden.

    If you don't mind having to wait while it "Prepares" to do something.

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  53. Yes. by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Oh. Give me a second to put on my goggles, black vinyl gloves and white lab coat. Ok that's better. Now... "Yes! Muahahahahahahahaha!" If only to give some scientist somewhere the opportunity to yell "It's alive!"

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  54. And Dodos! by popo · · Score: 2

    All the historical records claim that Dodo's were delicious, and easy to raise.

    There actually *is* a good reason to bring them back. Not the least of which is that we caused them to go extinct to begin with.

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  55. Betteridge's Law Debunked! Falsified! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Betteridge's law: "Any headline which ends in a question mark can be answered by the word 'no'".

      If the question is "Should we", the answer is "yes", thus falsifying Betteridge's law.

  56. Re:whether we should do it by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's a lot of early snark going on here. But they're missing an Elephant In The Room. What about the Religious questions? "God put them there, we killed them off, so of course we should do God's Will to put them back!" The article dares to mention "the natural evolution of Earth". Oh, I'm sorry, 41% (or whatever it is now) doesn't believe in evolution, right?

    New wrinkle. Watch them try to Patent the processes that create the extinct animals. Wanna see what that trial looks like? "The Samsung Grizzly looks too much like Apple's iBear! Cease and Desist and re-Extinct the Samsung Grizzly!"

    So if you're gonna get into ethics, get into ALL of them.

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  57. I'd just answer with by aliquis · · Score: 1

    "yes"

    Why not if we can fix it.

    Why bother about possibly new biological balance issues considering what we do in the first place?

    Higher bio-diversity is most likely better in the long run I suppose. More likely some of it succeed.

    "But it already failed!", yeah, but maybe not because it wasn't all that suitable for life in their inhabitant sans bullets.

    Hunters, meat eaters, settlers. buy and throw away. All part of the problem.

    I wish we could agree on giving 50% of the surface area back to wild life and just use the other 50% our self.

  58. Noah beat us to it! by coldsalmon · · Score: 1

    Here's irrefutable proof from fundamentalforms:

    "Elsewhere it has been argued with success that Noah maintained the largest repository of animal DNA ever assembled in his "Ark". Researchers have concluded that Noah's greatest contribution was not the ark that he built with alien assistance but the monumental task of cloning every animal from the DNA samples which he saved and protected on the ark.

    Interestingly, research has come to light in recent years that relates this cloning operation to the story of Ham and the uncovering of Noah's nakedness after Noah became drunk. Alternate theories abound. However students of scripture, archaeology, and crypto-history alike are coming to some definite conclusions about just what really happened to Noah and Ham after the flood.

    Scholars working from papyrus and copper scrolls found at Qumran, Masada, and Megiddo had been able to piece together a basic account of just exactly what happened.

    Noah was not cultivating grapes to get drunk. Noah was operating a sophisticated scientific operation designed to reconstitute animals from the DNA samples he posessed. Ham was a necessary participant. Through an ingenious scientific process lost to history. Ham would seed the DNA into Noah's body. Noah acted as an incubator for the animal zygotes until they reached a certain level of development. At that point they would be transferred to the uterus of a cow or antelope.

    At any one time, a hundred or more zygotes were living free in Noah's abdomen. It was Ham's job to "impregnate" Noah with the cloned embryos as each batch was ready. What was unknown to Noah however was that Ham had saved DNA from a dubious source prior to the flood.

    Prior to the flood, Ham had been in a homosexual relationship with a member of the Nephilim, the giants in the land for which God sent the flood in the first place. The Nephilim were fallen from heaven along with their leader Satan. Ham combined the DNA from himself and this Nephilim and produced a clone. This clone he introduced into the body of Noah. This is the sin of Ham.

    No one is quite sure where these desendents are today. Several races have been accused of being the descendants of Ham over the years. Anyone from the blacks of Africa to the Jews of Germany. One thing is certain, the Nephilim still exist in a mutated form in our world today.

    MLH "

    There you have it: the case for paleocloning.

    1. Re:Noah beat us to it! by virgnarus · · Score: 1

      So I take it this means the Time Cube guy got converted, yes?

  59. Hump-back Whales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we don't bring them back, a probe will come and vaporize our oceans in a few hundred years.

  60. The question is wider: any species to new habitat by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    Should we introduce species to new habitats? For example, should we introduce rabbits to Australia?

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  61. depends on how they taste.... by who_stole_my_kidneys · · Score: 1

    if a woolly mammoth is the best steak ever, then it is our duty to bring them back.

  62. Yes by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

    Because why the fuck not? If it becomes possible, people will do it, and there's not a god damn thing you can do to stop them.

  63. Don't worry, it's all nature anyway by Hans+Adler · · Score: 1

    If a species foolishly relies on clean water, or on yummy food that humans would rather have for themselves, or on polar ice, or if it is yummy itself but not easily domesticable -- then it's likely to go extinct due to our actions. But don't worry, because it's just a normal case of one species evolving, or invading a new ecosystem, and changing the ecosystem as a consequence. We are not the first species doing this kind of thing, and we are not going to be the last one.

    If, on the other hand, an extinct species had enough foresight to be extremely cute, easily domesticable and not particularly dangerous, big enough for cuddling but not so big as to make the feeding costs prohibitve -- then the odds are that it will be resurrected. Basically that's just another case of the ecosystem changing due to the presence of a new (or evolved) species. The only thing that is new is the discontinuity that occurs when a species jumps over a century or so. But basically that's just an invasion from a different ecosystem, so again something that happens all the time.

  64. What about ourselves? by kanguru007 · · Score: 1

    Should we make plans so that our species can be reintroduced if it ever gets extinct?

  65. Only if... by Cute+Fuzzy+Bunny · · Score: 1

    Only if they're blond and have huge fun bags.

  66. The Jurassic Park debate by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    I found the whole Jurassic Park lunch debate scene interesting when Dr. Ian Malcolm says "This isn't some species that was obliterated by deforestation, or the building of a dam. Dinosaurs had their shot, and nature selected them for extinction". Such a statement suggests that human beings are somehow not part of nature.

  67. Bring back the Dodo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No seriously, breed them up to attain "Least Concern" status and they would make a good dish. They were stupider than chickens so they would be easily domesticated, I don't know how good they taste but I would be willing to try it.

  68. Sounds too familiar by xQuarkDS9x · · Score: 1

    Wait.... it sounds like Jurassic Park all over again! Along with computers that have a GUI where a young girl will say "It's a UNIX system! I know this!"

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  69. a thin thread of hope: by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    found doing an image search for baiji:

    http://www.ecowalkthetalk.com/blog/2010/09/07/witness-to-execution-how-we-failed-to-save-the-yangtze-river-dolphin/

    is that a baiji in formaldehyde?

    can a biochemist reading this thread speak to what formaldehyde does to dna? (assuming it's formaldehyde)

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  70. GREAT! by cfulmer · · Score: 1

    If we can bring back a species that has become extinct, then do we have to worry nearly as much about keeping them from becoming extinct in the first place?

    Cavemen used to carry their fire around with them, because if it went away, they had no way of recreating it. When they could create it whenever they wanted, they stopped worry about whether it should go away. Why shouldn't that be our approach to species?

  71. What you call discovery, I call the rape of the na by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world

  72. Re:The question is wider: any species to new habit by the+biologist · · Score: 1

    If we think rabbits are important to keep around and they're going extinct everywhere else, yes. This is what's being done with Tasmanian Devils right now.

  73. Re:The question is wider: any species to new habit by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    Why is important to keep species going extinct? Pandas, for example. Disappearance of 100 pandas from Chinese forests - will it break ecology?

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  74. The toughest question by Grayhand · · Score: 1

    Do we bring back extinct hominids? There five that died out recently enough to have left DNA and we've recovered DNA from several of them. Bringing them back would open a Pandora's Box of issues about rights and how they could survive in a world where even Amazon tribes are disappearing at an alarming rate.

  75. Re:whether we should do it by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

    Wanna see what that trial looks like? "The Samsung Grizzly looks too much like Apple's iBear!

    That made me burst out a laugh. Thanks.

  76. Over 90% of species are extinct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gees, get your number right. We've known for decades that the earth has wiped out 99.5% of all life that has ever lived on this spinning ball.

    By saying 90% you're essentially pandering to the argument that man has killed or destroyed a substantial number of species. Which is not true, but good propoganda/marketing material for "green" groups to play on peoples guilt to farm money out of them.

  77. Re: obligatory jurasic park references by issicus · · Score: 1

    Exactly. If you don't mind being harassed every time you want to do something, even if you're an admin.

    I believe you are talking about UAC? you can turn that off .

  78. Species... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "To cherish what remains of the Earth and to foster its renewal is our only legitimate hope of survival." - Wendell Berry
    "The natural world is the larger sacred community to which we belong." - Thomas Berry
    "Plans to protect air and water, wilderness and wildlife, are in fact plans to protect man." - Stewart Udall
    "The major problems in the world are the result of the difference between how nature works and the way people think." - Gregory Bateson
    "If we are to go on living together on this Earth, we must all be responsible for it." - Kofi Annan
    "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity." - Albert Einstein
    "Waiting until something is just about completely extinct before protecting it is the wrong way to keep a species alive." - Me

  79. I tend to leave... by BadPirate · · Score: 1

    All philosophical pondering as to how science will effect the future to Hollywood movie script writers.

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