I'm surprised (unless I missed it) that some legislator has not tried to ban flight simulator games because they could be used to practice using an airplane as a weapon. Maybe I can get one of my state politicians to do this on my behalf and I can get my 15 minutes of fame doing a few sound bites on CNN standing next to my Senator with a shit eating grin on my face. I could get them to add a ban on Google Maps as well because they would provide an excellent method of locating targets. This could work because it seems much more serious than just some kid running over a few people with a car or shooting a couple of police officers.
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But driving a very tiny car might make your dick look bigger.
"Really, this is an annoucement so you can get into the telconference."
There's going to be a teleconference before the noon newscast on 08/21/06? That never happened before to my knowledge. Could they know in advance that something of profound importance is going to happen that morning in the Kansas City area and it is being kept a secret until then?
And on monday August 21, 2006 at 12:00 PM CST WDAF Channel 4 Fox News in Kansas City will air an hour long program detailing the latest news, weather and sports for their local viewing area.
Details as yet are unclear as to the specific content.
Certain radio stations and DJs also receive quite a lot of money from music promoters to play certain songs more often than others. It has been this way for decades. There have been many scandals and the practice continues. It was happening back in the '60's. Those are facts. Yes, stations do pay fees, but don't pretend there are not kickbacks.
"If you play it on the radio, you must play royalties."
Didn't a fairly recent payola ruling show that this is not always true? For some tunes it is the other way around.
We don't get to vote for judges. There are no politicians to vote for who are not corrupt. How will voting help? We Americans are all under surveillance and suspicion while Osama and the terrorists walk free. What exactly is the definition of "National Security"?
You did read the article right? It is one crappy song by one crappy performer for one crappy download. What in TFA gave you the impression that this was the start of something BIG? You want other companies to give you $2 Jessica Simpson music downloads? Go outside and get some air - allow your penis to deflate after hearing such exciting news.
The article gave me a warm and fuzzy feeling for Microsoft. They really are nice people after all. They are even going through a twelve step program to make themselves better.
So we have a judge that tells the government to sit down and shut the fuck up. Guess he has already decided that he is at the end of his career. I hope he has a retirement cabin on a peaceful lake paid for.
There are virtually many virtual ramifications here. Obviously, the virtual slew of virtual products means virtual network managers can now virtually adopt virtual servers into their overall virtual strategies and don't have virtually any virtual acquisition costs providing a virtual justification to virtually avoid it. Other than the virtually very-high-end virtual VMware ESX and the virtual midline Microsoft Virtual Server on virtual mainstream XP virtual platforms, virtualization is essentially virtually free wherever you might want to virtually use it.
What the virtually fuck are we virtually talking about ??????????????
Survivors of tsunami victims will find a way to claim that the system did not perform adequately and hire an attorney to discover who they can blame for an unspecified amount monetary damages.
Next week legislation will be introduced that will require everyone to submit to mandatory daily body cavity searches. You can never be sure where evil is lurking.
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I'm surprised (unless I missed it) that some legislator has not tried to ban flight simulator games because they could be used to practice using an airplane as a weapon. Maybe I can get one of my state politicians to do this on my behalf and I can get my 15 minutes of fame doing a few sound bites on CNN standing next to my Senator with a shit eating grin on my face. I could get them to add a ban on Google Maps as well because they would provide an excellent method of locating targets. This could work because it seems much more serious than just some kid running over a few people with a car or shooting a couple of police officers.
But driving a very tiny car might make your dick look bigger.
What happens when someone boots their brain and can't remember the password at the login screen?
"Really, this is an annoucement so you can get into the telconference."
There's going to be a teleconference before the noon newscast on 08/21/06? That never happened before to my knowledge. Could they know in advance that something of profound importance is going to happen that morning in the Kansas City area and it is being kept a secret until then?
And on monday August 21, 2006 at 12:00 PM CST WDAF Channel 4 Fox News in Kansas City will air an hour long program detailing the latest news, weather and sports for their local viewing area.
Details as yet are unclear as to the specific content.
Certain radio stations and DJs also receive quite a lot of money from music promoters to play certain songs more often than others. It has been this way for decades. There have been many scandals and the practice continues. It was happening back in the '60's. Those are facts. Yes, stations do pay fees, but don't pretend there are not kickbacks.
"a snatch of lyrics"
I know they sometimes make fart like sounds, but lyrics? That is one very talented girl.
"If you play it on the radio, you must play royalties." Didn't a fairly recent payola ruling show that this is not always true? For some tunes it is the other way around.
They need to install a link so that all traffic can be monitored by a government agency.
"goatse man in 3D! Best horror flick imaginable..."
That is a truly disturbing mental image for this early in the day - or for any time of day in fact.
...try running for office yourself?
As soon as they found out I was a registered Slashdot member my political ambitions would be doomed.
You will still need to keep one hand free while you are watching that porn.
We don't get to vote for judges. There are no politicians to vote for who are not corrupt. How will voting help? We Americans are all under surveillance and suspicion while Osama and the terrorists walk free. What exactly is the definition of "National Security"?
You did read the article right? It is one crappy song by one crappy performer for one crappy download. What in TFA gave you the impression that this was the start of something BIG? You want other companies to give you $2 Jessica Simpson music downloads? Go outside and get some air - allow your penis to deflate after hearing such exciting news.
Possibly tomorrow I will be able to get a personalized tune from David Cassidy or maybe The Monkeys!!!
"as long as its used for national defense and national defense only".........I believe that - and in the Tooth Fairy.
and pray it works
The article gave me a warm and fuzzy feeling for Microsoft. They really are nice people after all. They are even going through a twelve step program to make themselves better.
So we have a judge that tells the government to sit down and shut the fuck up. Guess he has already decided that he is at the end of his career. I hope he has a retirement cabin on a peaceful lake paid for.
There are virtually many virtual ramifications here. Obviously, the virtual slew of virtual products means virtual network managers can now virtually adopt virtual servers into their overall virtual strategies and don't have virtually any virtual acquisition costs providing a virtual justification to virtually avoid it. Other than the virtually very-high-end virtual VMware ESX and the virtual midline Microsoft Virtual Server on virtual mainstream XP virtual platforms, virtualization is essentially virtually free wherever you might want to virtually use it. What the virtually fuck are we virtually talking about ??????????????
Now that's disgusting!
Yes, yes I would. She looks like Jessica Alba.
What ???
Survivors of tsunami victims will find a way to claim that the system did not perform adequately and hire an attorney to discover who they can blame for an unspecified amount monetary damages.
Next week legislation will be introduced that will require everyone to submit to mandatory daily body cavity searches. You can never be sure where evil is lurking.