What some smart patent attorney needs to do is patent the use of a lower case i at the beginning of a word. This just shows how iDiotic Apple has become.
I can't use apples on my terraces? What kind of fruit CAN I use on my terraces? If I call them "round red globular objects that taste sweet," can I use them on my terraces? This legal stuff gives me a headache.
Og. The guy who invented the wheel and didn't try to patent it.
Come to think of it, if you used a lot of technical mumbo jumbo like "circular device for lessening friction in transport," the idiots at the Bureau would probably grant it.
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What some smart patent attorney needs to do is patent the use of a lower case i at the beginning of a word. This just shows how iDiotic Apple has become.
I am. And I have only been calling apple "teh dumz" for a few months now. Trying to prove a negative is hell, isn't it?
Yeah, but this is why Apple is the largest selling computer in the world. ... Oh, wait.
I can't use apples on my terraces? What kind of fruit CAN I use on my terraces? If I call them "round red globular objects that taste sweet," can I use them on my terraces? This legal stuff gives me a headache.
No, but there's a patent for making a swing go higher by kicking out your feet. I kid you not. The young patent holder's father was a patent attorney.
Watch out General Motors! I just applied for a patent on a "circular device for lessening ground friction due to lateral movement."
Well, I guess we'll never know, because they certainly do not have the best management in the world.
This wouldn't have happened if we weren't embargoing their main ingredient from Cuba.
I am "entitled" to my social security because I PAID for it. You do understand that concept?
I thought that was the symbol for a barbershop quartet. ~ ~ ~ ~
Keep your damned twinkie to yourself!
Tastykake krimpets taste a lot better. I think that "competition" they speak of involves products not made exclusively out of sugar.
Same here. I really didn't like the damned things. Too much sugar and not much else. At least tastykakes have some flavor.
Somebody mod this up to hilarious.
"All your base are belong to us." --General Petraeus
"All your ass are belong to me." --Barack Obama.
I know, it's obscure, but think about it.
Depends on what he was "perfect" at, I guess. I can think of a couple of examples.
Well, they don't "follow it," but the Koran takes due note of it, and the most commonly mentioned person in the Koran is Jesus. Go figure.
This is old Carl Sagan's falacious probability argument.
I always try to avoid stepping in goos.
Og. The guy who invented the wheel and didn't try to patent it. Come to think of it, if you used a lot of technical mumbo jumbo like "circular device for lessening friction in transport," the idiots at the Bureau would probably grant it.
Having a problem with cognitive dissonance? Have you tried Dr. Franklin's CD remover and brain cleanser?
Why they think you are a troll is beyond me. I guess telling the truth is still a sensitive area on Slashdot. Stick to your guns, Mo.
Ah, someone with a brain in their head. Agreed.
Oh gee, he quoted from a British Government website. Isn't that special?