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  1. Re:rule 34 on Nokia Applies For Vibrating Tattoo Patent · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking teledildonics lubrication technician would be more juicy...

  2. Re:Perfect solution. on U.S. Missile Defense Against Iran Makes China/Russia Mad, Might Not Even Work · · Score: 1

    Agreed, but there is no +1 "scares the crap out of me" option in /. moderation...

  3. You can only unlock the Achievement "I Put My Toaster On the Internet!" if it's using Arduino. Sorry man.

    My toaster works fine and it's running Win 95 on a 486sx.
    Say, does this sourdough taste exploited to you?

  4. Re:Perfect solution. on U.S. Missile Defense Against Iran Makes China/Russia Mad, Might Not Even Work · · Score: 1

    Oh come on mods, that's funny...

  5. Re:Shit on Google Cools Data Center With Bathroom Water · · Score: 1

    If you ever see a toilet back up and start filling a tub you would wish the two were connected down at the difficult to stop up main sewer connection... Often the two fixtures are connected to the same 3" line within a few feet of each other so if the 3" line gets stopped up the tub starts to fill as it is lower than the bowl of the toilet.

  6. Re:I'm sure the devil... on Indian Government To Tax Angel Funding · · Score: 2

    ... is in the details.

    Empirical data indicate he's still at the capital... every capital... like usual...

  7. Re:At Last... on South Korean Scientists Prepare To Clone Wooly Mammoth · · Score: 1

    Well I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma ....

    So is Betty...

  8. Re:At Last... on South Korean Scientists Prepare To Clone Wooly Mammoth · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, I'm thinking if trained properly they would also make great guard animals... a sign saying
    WARNING:
    Property Protected by
    Attack Mammoth!
    should make anyone think twice about entering.

    Also might be cool to breed them down to the size of a pony and ride them to work...
    But the ribs idea could help the world economy. Imagine the demand for Bar-B-Que sauce and over-sized napkins.

  9. At Last... on South Korean Scientists Prepare To Clone Wooly Mammoth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Knowing the Koreans they will be turning out a million units a year starting in 2014.

    I will FINALLY be able to get those giant, car tipping Bar-B-Que ribs Fred Flintstone caused me to lust after for so very long!

  10. Re:Ion Cannon on Cheap Solar Panels Made With An Ion Cannon · · Score: 2

    And here I thought ion cannons were only useful for disabling Star Destroyers.

    Now you can blast them into environmental friendliness. The occupants, not so much...

  11. Re:Yeah, that's fine. on German Law To Make Google Pay For Snippets · · Score: 1

    It requires needless software development. Instead of honoring robots.txt for sites that don't agree to be indexed, Google will either have to extend robots.txt to allow oppt in or alter their internal code with a list of what they will not index regardless of robots.txt. More cruft and potentially nonstandard extensions on the web is not a good thing. Or Google could just stop indexing any site with an IP addr in Germany.

    They could just not show the text snippets to users in Germany... I would think that would be the easiest answer for them and it would also mobilize German users to get the law fixed as it would be all search engines, not just Google.

  12. Re:He wouldn't be so ecstatic on Meteorite Crashes Through Cottage In Oslo · · Score: 2

    It's good Norwegian wood. I think some guy made a few dollars singing about it.

    Jeez, all these years I thought that guy was singing about an encounter with a Norwegian transvestite...

    I once had a girl
    Or should I say she once had me
    She showed me her room
    Isn't it good Norwegian wood?
    She asked me to stay
    And she told me to sit anywhere
    So I looked around
    And I noticed there wasn't a chair

  13. Re:Somehow this makes the sale fair? on Western Digital's Hitachi Storage Takeover Approved With Restrictions · · Score: 3, Informative

    Its called globalization. Its the future.

    Judging by previous futures, it's overrated...
    I was going to say the future is overrated based on past results,
    but that keeps getting flagged as a parser error in module neocortex.

  14. Re:Play music on Spider Silk Spun Into Violin Strings · · Score: 4, Funny

    And catch lunch at the same time! No more starving musicians!

    You want flies with that?

  15. Re:Newsflash on Linode Exploit Caused Theft of Thousands of Bitcoins · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, we can replace the 1's with no problem, but we can't give you anything for the 0's...
    Where would you like those emailed?

  16. Re:Digital Rothschilds on Schmidt: Google Once Considered Issuing Currency · · Score: 2

    ... Love of Money = root of all evil

    FTFY

  17. Re:Body language is an effective tool on How To Sneak In To a Security Conference · · Score: 2

    The important part is the union button.

    I've been called out on job sites when I'm there legitimately.

    True Data

  18. Re:Body language is an effective tool on How To Sneak In To a Security Conference · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you look purposeful and/or busy at a construction site you run the risk of getting promoted...
    The whole sub-contractor structure avoids "Peter - Principling" everyone useful right off of the job site.
    Also, "a" 2x4 is a stone bust. At least 4 pre-cut studs or approximately 30 lin Ft of 2x4 is a load that will not single you out... at least until you toss it into your truck ;^)

  19. Re:Trade off on Flatworms Defy Aging Through Cell Division Tricks · · Score: 2

    That sir, is an insult to worms. The next time you put your face on the ground you can expect to be slapped!
    OK, maybe it will be more of a damp brushing against your face... and you may not actually notice... but you have been warned!

  20. Re:Trade off on Flatworms Defy Aging Through Cell Division Tricks · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hate to get technical, but do worms even have heads?

    Sure. It's the one the shit does not come out of.

    And thus they shall never be elected to public office...

  21. Re:They still need a C&C on New ZeuS Botnet No Longer Needs Central Command Servers · · Score: 2

    The article is not wrong. There is no need for a C&C server, which doesn't mean there aren't people with computers controlling it...

    Exactly. They can put instructions out on the P2P network and it will just look like another infected machine "sharing" with it's brother bots.

  22. Re:ask a mechanic on Have Bad Cars Gone Extinct? · · Score: 1

    ... "what do you think the mathematical symbol for chipmunk would be."

    If they can sing, the symbol is "$$$"...

  23. Re:Beyond popular belief... on Female Passengers Say They Were Targeted For TSA Body Scanners · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about their buddies the Clitoral Investigation Agency?

    It's full of guys... so they still haven't found it...

  24. Re:Monty Python on Boiling Down the Meaning of Life · · Score: 1

    Well according to the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy the meaning of life the universe and everything is wait for it 42

    And that boils down to:
    6.48074069840786

  25. Re:Thank God these technologies on Scientists Print Cheap RFID Tags On Paper · · Score: 1

    I mean, they're just the physical equivalent of web-cookies, right?

    Exactly! And once they are on money it will make accounting so much simpler.
    Of course if you were engaged in something you would rather not have tracked and traced remotely then gold and jewelry will be a more attractive means of exchange...