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Female Passengers Say They Were Targeted For TSA Body Scanners

wiedzmin writes "TSA agents in Dallas singled out female passengers to undergo screening in a body scanner, according to complaints filed by several women who said they felt the screeners intentionally targeted them to view their bodies. Allegedly, women with 'cute bodies' were directed through the body scanners up to three times over by female agents, who appeared to be acting on a request from male agents viewing the scans in a separate room. Apparently this was done because the scans were 'blurry,' possibly due to autofocus problems with agents' smartphone cameras." After hearing the claims, Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY) announced plans to introduce legislation that would require the presence of "passenger advocates" at airports to deal with complaints like these.

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  1. Beyond popular belief... by 3seas · · Score: 5, Funny

    it is humans who can be dishonest which hold positions in Politics, Military, Religion and of course the Tits Sex & Ass authority.

    1. Re:Beyond popular belief... by SteveFoerster · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait, I thought it was the FBI that were the Female Body Inspectors?

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    2. Re:Beyond popular belief... by _merlin · · Score: 4, Funny

      What about their buddies the Clitoral Investigation Agency?

    3. Re:Beyond popular belief... by SteveFoerster · · Score: 5, Funny

      And for the Spanish speakers, a friend in Miami tells me that down there people say that TSA stands for "Teatro de Seguridad en Aeropuertos" (Airport Security Theater).

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    4. Re:Beyond popular belief... by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 5, Funny

      What about their buddies the Clitoral Investigation Agency?

      It's full of guys... so they still haven't found it...

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    5. Re:Beyond popular belief... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the Nookie Surveillance Agency.

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    6. Re:Beyond popular belief... by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 4, Funny

      "A little man in a boat, you say...? I want the Navy's top men on this. Top. Men."

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    7. Re:Beyond popular belief... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Team Sexual Assault

    8. Re:Beyond popular belief... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      It's a conspiracy!!

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    9. Re:Beyond popular belief... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So we now have to pay watchers to watch the watchers.

      Can we trust them any more than the original watchers?

      Probably not, therefore we need a third tier of watcher to watch them!

    10. Re:Beyond popular belief... by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Half of the moderators thought your comment was funny. It is both informative and interesting, but it truly is security theatre only, and it isn't funny that so many of our tax dollars are wasted on it. TSA is supposed to be Transportation Safety Authority, why not spend that momey on the highways and actually SAVE a few lives? Half a dozen people died locally in the last month who could have been saved by GUARD RAILS! 45,000 die on the highways EACH YEAR! The TSA should be disbanded.

    11. Re:Beyond popular belief... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the TSA a fraternity house or something?

    12. Re:Beyond popular belief... by AaronLS · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's like 15 9/11's a year! So we should be launching some cruise missiles at that traffic fatality problem right about now.

    13. Re:Beyond popular belief... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention how Americans are being violated and treated like terrorists. Patting down 6 year old children. Land of the scared, home of the slaves.

    14. Re:Beyond popular belief... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      What about their buddies the Clitoral Investigation Agency?

      It's full of guys... so they still haven't found it...

      No, that's the GAO, G-spot Accountability Office.

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    15. Re:Beyond popular belief... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But its right there!

    16. Re:Beyond popular belief... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you worry, you can always depend on Jody to assist overburdened active duty personnel with cases like this.

  2. And yet by MikeRT · · Score: 5, Interesting

    People are surprised that when you take marginally skilled, semi-officious private sector workers and give them civil service protection behavior that was an instant firable offense becomes something you have to endure with a smile...

    1. Re:And yet by twotailakitsune · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Ben and Teller bullshit had a show that talked about this. They had random people on the street sit in a van and keep a eye on a car. They had to video recorded when the car left.

      Next door some people was having fake sex. What to guess where the random people pointed the cam?

    2. Re:And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > Ben and Teller

      Penn and Teller maybe?

    3. Re:And yet by fedos · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've never heard of Ben and Teller. Are they a tribute act?

    4. Re:And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, he mean't Ben and Teller. Ben filled in for Penn while he was away filming for The Celebrity Apprentice.

    5. Re:And yet by MyGirlFriendsBroken · · Score: 1

      I thought Tenn and Peller were the tribute act, is there more than one?

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    6. Re:And yet by sorak · · Score: 5, Funny

      > Ben and Teller

      Penn and Teller maybe?

      I've seen it many times. I like to sit down with a big bowl of Penn & Jerry's ice cream and watch their inciteful documentaries.

    7. Re:And yet by the_arrow · · Score: 1

      In one of the early episodes they also had a cleavage-cam, i.e. it was mounted in the cleavage of a girl. It was angled so it showed, very clearly, when people looked down the cleavage. It was almost never when the girl her breast tied in, and all the time when she had a push-up bra.

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    8. Re:And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Remove the people in the "back room", and have the back of the person doing the scanning visible to the people waiting in line to be scanned...AND have the display from the scan visible to those waiting. (We say the scan doesn't show anything indecent, so this will demonstrate that fact to the general public.) With this solution, the person won't get to see the person entering the scanner. And don't have the output display visible to anyone who is selecting who goes through the scanner. (although when I've flown, everyone was automatically directed to the scans, unless they opted out of the scan and for the full body feel up.)

      I'd also recommend that all baggage handling/inspecting areas have windows that the general flying public can watch...that should eliminate theft by baggage scanners and handlers. And with minimal cost.

    9. Re:And yet by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 4, Funny

      don't know; but suddenly, I'm hungry for some ice cream.

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    10. Re:And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well no shit.. when a girl has her tits out, guys look at them. if a guy stuck a baseball down his shorts and walked around in skintight pants, you know women are going to look at it.

    11. Re:And yet by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      When I read the summary, that episode immediately came to mind for me too. Penn and Teller could teach us so much if we only listened.

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    12. Re:And yet by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      Wasn't one mauled by a tiger?

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    13. Re:And yet by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      I'd also recommend that all baggage handling/inspecting areas have windows that the general flying public can watch

      I'd prefer to be felt up in private.

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    14. Re:And yet by GameboyRMH · · Score: 0

      Including how global warming still appears quite questionable in the late 2000s and how laws mandating handicap access are bad because LIBERTARIANISM FTMFW!!!

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    15. Re:And yet by Purist · · Score: 1

      ...they are controversial though...so much so that they tend to insight riots.

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    16. Re:And yet by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm misremembering the episode about handicap access, but I thought the point was more that a one size fits all approach (e.g., mandates by the federal government) produce a lot of collateral damage without necessarily improving access conditions. I.e., there may be cases where being forced to adhere to certain aspects of ADA will force a business to close, when there might have been another way to accomodate handicapped customers that wouldn't be ADA-compliant. No excuses on the climate change thing, though. Skepticism is good and healthy, and there's always room for honest scientific debate, but to pretend that the evidence doesn't overwhelmingly point to anthropic climate change is just dishonest.

    17. Re:And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's got a cold... you insensitive clod.

    18. Re:And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I've seen it many times. I like to sit down with a big bowl of Penn & Jerry's ice cream and watch their inciteful documentaries.

      +5, Inciteful.

    19. Re:And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "semi-officious private sector workers"...not so much. TSA agents would fall more under quasi governmental.

    20. Re:And yet by gorzek · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, you're thinking of Rodgers and Hammerstein.

    21. Re:And yet by sorak · · Score: 1

      ...they are controversial though...so much so that they tend to insight riots.

      Do you remember when they were in that boy band, nSight? I think it was mostly to piss off blind people.

    22. Re:And yet by houghi · · Score: 1

      It is a well known thing. Several movies are done about it
      The wave : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083316/
      Das experiment : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0250258/

      And that last one will lead you to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_prison_experiment

      Power corrupts.

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    23. Re:And yet by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

      Yeah, 'Win Ben Teller's Money'; funny stuff.

    24. Re:And yet by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Oh they did use those arguments, and I thought the same thing until I saw handicapped people (on this forum IIRC) explaining why that episode of bullshit, was bullshit, full of misleading arguments (you can't really get a handicap parking permit if you have "trouble managing money" or most of those other silly-sounding conditions), using the example of a lawsuit-happy individual as a scare tactic, and using someone with a relatively minor handicap as an example of why parking spots and ramps aren't so necessary.

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    25. Re:And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, they charge more to be felt up in private at all the strip clubs I have ummm heard about. Do you expect that service to have no extra fee at the airport.

    26. Re:And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just yesterday, a shiny, lifted, 4x4 4runner, with roof rack, brush bar, and alcoa wheels parked next to me in an ADA parking spot.

      A lady in her 40s, got out, heavier, but not talk-show-obese. She walked right in to the grocery store.

      When was the last time I saw somebody park in an ADA spot, and take a wheelchair from their vehicle into the store? It's been years.

    27. Re:And yet by Mitreya · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Remove the people in the "back room", and have the back of the person doing the scanning visible to the people waiting in line to be scanned...AND have the display from the scan visible to those waiting.

      Remove the damn scanners instead! They are not solving any problems (has even one person been apprehended as a result of this?). Germany had concluded that the number of false negatives is too high for these machines to be of any use. The health studies are still lacking (probably safe, maybe not. some were _definitely_ unsafe and are currently being phased out). And the contractors already got their 250K/pop for most airports. So can we just scrap them now and go back to metal detectors??
      I think everyone agrees that one type of the machines that are now being phased out was not safe. Why isn't that fact alone enough to end the program and jail everyone responsible for not doing extensive health studies before forcing hundred of thousands of people through unsafe machines? How is "replace it with new, certainly more safe, but still not evaluated machine" an appropriate response?

    28. Re:And yet by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      It was about 6 months ago for me, although I spend most of my time in a place where the handicapped mostly can't afford cars. In North America whenever I see a handicap spot legitimately used (tag visible in car), most of the time it's a van with a wheelchair ramp.

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    29. Re:And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You see, the problem is the sexist society. This is news because "they were hot". Well, actually when they pull the ugly middle eastern looking guy (like me) out of the line, they think "hey! he may be into something", but oh the horror when they pulled pretty blonds out of the lines.

      You see, there's lots of things you can put in breast implants these days, why not actually targeting only busty ladies anyways?

      While TSA officers may have done it wrong, it kind of pisses me that it made the news because of a cultural taboo.

    30. Re:And yet by identity0 · · Score: 1

      I know that was in jest, but oddly when I googled them I found this:
      http://www.hollywood.com/news/Las_Vegas_Legend_Roy_Horn_Mauled_by_Tiger/1729891

      Famed Las Vegas magician Roy Horn, half of Las Vegas' legendary Siegfried and Roy, was savagely mauled by a 600-pound, 7-year-old, male white tiger during a performance Friday night at the Mirage hotel-casino, Reuters reports. ...
      Penn Jillette, of the magic act Penn & Teller, was among those who have visited the hospital in past 24 hours to show support. "They devised this bigger than life thing," Jillette said. "His job, he's the best at it there ever was. You could never read the danger in his face."

      So, I guess they were close?

    31. Re:And yet by mjwx · · Score: 2

      Remove the damn scanners instead! They are not solving any problems (has even one person been apprehended as a result of this?).

      And stop trying to force them into other nations.

      The US has shoehorned in these scanners into Australian airports (we've never had so much as a hijacking) on the back of some security treaty with the US.

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    32. Re:And yet by graphius · · Score: 1

      has even one person been apprehended as a result of this?

      ah, but you are forgetting the secondary use of these devices. They are very efficient anti-elephant devices. No one has seen any live elephants in airports since these have been in place. see they are working..... /sarcasm

    33. Re:And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to watch Ben and Jerry as a kid. Best cat and mouse show ever conceived.

    34. Re:And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're thinking of reddit...

    35. Re:And yet by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Not arguing that you have cause for complaint if you are being unfairly targetted due to raicial profiling, but ultimately you are being selected because *they* think that you are a potential security threat and deserve closer screening to ensure that you are not a threat.

      The women in question were not being selected to be screened because they were perceived as a potential threat (the mandate for screening) they were being selected simply to perve on. This is totally unjustified under any defensible scenario.

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  3. Absolutely by Overzeetop · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because what we need is not less invasive and less humiliating scanners, but additional people on the payroll so that all this useless technology can continue to have nearly zero impact on actual flight safety.

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    1. Re:Absolutely by PlatyPaul · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Agreed 100%. Statistically speaking, the best approach is to only scan men, as the vast majority of (current) terrorists are male, and the available pool of potential future women recruits is (currently) smaller.

      Is it too crazy to expect that sampling for security should match the actual observed distribution (with a uniform prior)?

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    2. Re:Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Agreed 100%. Statistically speaking, the best approach is to only scan men, as the vast majority of (current) terrorists are male, and the available pool of potential future women recruits is (currently) smaller.

      That's profiling! You should be ashamed!

    3. Re:Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "Black Widows" in Chechnya would approve...

    4. Re:Absolutely by PlatyPaul · · Score: 1

      Shahidka are a vast minority of modern-day terrorists. That, plus there have been no reports or confirmed shahidka terrorist activities in the USA.

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    5. Re:Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You are obviously talking about terrorists in the US, because there have been many women terrorists (suicide bombers) in other countries. Much easier to bring in a really large bomb when feigning pregnancy. I have known more then a couple people killed this way.

    6. Re:Absolutely by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      Never heard of Shahidka, have you?

      What they need to do is keep track of who gets scanned, and anybody who scans an unacceptable proportion of one gender versus the other gets fired, no compromises. (exactly 50/50 is probably not possible, but make the maximum acceptable ratio something like 48/52, proportionally adjusted to the population on the plane in question). Failing that, set up some kind of pattern for who gets scanned, like a fibonnacci sequence or something. And install video cameras in the screening room, angled so that you cannot see the display, but you can see anything pointed at the display (say viewing from 180 degrees). Put that camera on a live feed so that the passengers waiting in line can see it.

    7. Re:Absolutely by PlatyPaul · · Score: 3

      Profiling is only bad if it disproportionately targets particular groups or labels.

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    8. Re:Absolutely by camperdave · · Score: 2

      If you're going to play the statistics game, then why scan everybody? After all, worldwide, there's only been, what, a thousand or two actual terrorist issues on airplanes in all of history. How many people fly each year? One million? Two? 800 million+?. So why not just scan half a dozen people and be done with it? Or better yet, just put a serious lock on the door to the flight deck.

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    9. Re:Absolutely by Wild_dog! · · Score: 1

      What about the babies. They were always taking my babies away from me screaming. So they could check their poop or something. Everyone knows how deadly that is.

      If you just check men, then people will start stuffing their infants with bombs.

    10. Re:Absolutely by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      What about the babies. They were always taking my babies away from me screaming. So they could check their poop or something. Everyone knows how deadly that is.

      If you just check men, then people will start stuffing their infants with bombs.

      Babies always spend their flight time screaming anyway.

    11. Re:Absolutely by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      Agreed 100%. Statistically speaking, the best approach is to only scan men, as the vast majority of (current) terrorists are male, and the available pool of potential future women recruits is (currently) smaller.

      You said as if those who have bad intention (such as terrorists) won't adapt their strategy to your suggestion when they learn about it? It won't be that long before they know this type of strategy. What if they now know, what's your next conclusion from so called "statistic"?

    12. Re:Absolutely by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      So basically take the "let's put up defenses against the things they've already done" approach even further. Since they attacked us with box cutters on planes, ban box cutters on planes. Since someone tried to hide a bomb in their shoe, put shoes through the x-ray machine. Since they were men, just check the men.

      Because it'd be really hard to find a female to get the stuff past security and then pass it to the male terrorists to do the deed. That way you don't expose or kill the woman and so they can do it again (hence you need fewer) - assuming you can make the trade out of the view of cameras, which very well may not be possible in an airport...

      Profiling will work if you can go to extremes - see Israel's methods. It doesn't work when the sheer volume not to mention the legallity make that impossible - all you do is give the bad guys something to match to not get the harder security.

      You even mentioned "currently" - the issue is you don't know when it has changed. And implementing the profiling will likely make it change faster.

    13. Re:Absolutely by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Now now, this is America where we treat everyone equally - especially when it comes to irrational abuse.

    14. Re:Absolutely by dkleinsc · · Score: 2

      Yes it is. Here's why: If the defender is looking for a particular kind of person, the attacker will simply go with somebody who doesn't match the profile.

      Consider, for instance, the most notorious hijacking in the US up until September 2001: A non-descript white man wearing a dark suit and identifying himself as Mr Dan Cooper boarded a flight from Portland, OR to Seattle, WA in 1971. He then hijacked the flight, extorted $200,000 worth of ransom for the passengers, jumped out of the plane, and was never seen or heard from again. Should we, based on that, have profiled non-descript white guys wearing suits? After all, at the time Mr Cooper was one of 9 hijackers in the history of the US.

      In addition, there's a needle-in-a-haystack within the population you're targeting. For instance, if you searched every Muslim who boarded a plane, you would find 1 person with Al Qaida associations for every ~500,000 innocent people you've harassed, and of those people you found with Al Qaida associations there's a good chance that you would find no evidence of actual criminal or terrorist activity (these people wouldn't be dumb enough to go through a security checkpoint with, say, a written and detailed plan for a terrorist attack).

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    15. Re:Absolutely by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      The security guys are going to be almost as amused by cocks, so scanning only men doesn't eliminate the issue, unless you "chivalrously" think that the embarrassment and inconvenience of males is of no significance. And while it's true that it's unheard of for women to accomplish anything without a man, they can and have significantly contributed to terror plots.

    16. Re:Absolutely by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      If the defender is looking for a particular kind of person, the attacker will simply go with somebody who doesn't match the profile.
      Unless of course, that particular attacker's religious beliefs are that women are barely even human and not worthy of such a high honor as being used for a suicide mission.

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    17. Re:Absolutely by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Profiling is always bad because it introduces a weakness into the system. As soon as bad people know that a certain subset of the population has less scrutiny than another then they can target their recruiting towards that subset.

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    18. Re:Absolutely by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      Smoke and mirrors. Gov'ment gets to pad the budget, while making America feel safe when we are no safer than 9-11.

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    19. Re:Absolutely by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Your example gives the most notorious pre-9-11 hijacking, but D.B. Cooper was not typical of hijackers in the U.S. at that point. He was actually rather exceptional. The other eight hijackers at that point were about evenly divided between African-Americans and Hispanics. So, if they had been using a profiling system at the time, they would not have caught D.B. Cooper, which seems to better support the argument you are making than what you actually posted does.
      However, based on accounts I have heard, if they had been using a profiling system similar to that used by the Israelis, it is likely that they would have caught D.B> Cooper before he boarded the plane. The Israelis use a behavior based profiling technique (although I believe it also uses ethnic characteristics as part of the screening criteria, just not as a definitive one, in either direction).

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    20. Re:Absolutely by ganjadude · · Score: 2

      Profiling is only bad because we have convinced everyone that is so, Israel profiles at their airports, cops profile in the streets, employeers profile prospective employees, Profiling is a tool that can be used, or abused. If someone kidnaps my kid and im told it is a white male of medium build with a beard, I dont want the cops stopping petite teenage girls to see if it was them.

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    21. Re:Absolutely by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      if we are going to go THAt far i have a better idea...get rid of the TSA and save americans a buttload of cash. Thats a win win

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    22. Re:Absolutely by Serif · · Score: 1

      Alright that would give you close enough to a 50/50 male / female split. Now to solve the difficult problem. How to stop the male agents saving their 50% female quota for use on young, attractive females?

    23. Re:Absolutely by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      You might have a point were it not for all the female suicide bombers (admittedly lower in numbers, but they do happen).

    24. Re:Absolutely by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      And there's no way, of course, that they'd just use a woman to carry stuff past the security checkpoint and hand it off to a man.

      Or, of course, enter security at another airport altogether, fly to another airport, and hand the stuff off, inside the security checkpoint, there.

      Terrorists don't even have to find people willing to commit suicide or even anywhere near them. All it requires is one person, anywhere in the entire world, that can act as carrier to get something inside the airport security system. (They can even do it multiple times as long there's someone staying inside the secure area to collect them, which gets nicely around any '3 oz' restrictions the TSA has invented..)

      That, right there, shows why profiling is idiotic, and the people who suggest it aren't that smart either.

      This is all pretending you are correct, which you are not, at least if the religion you are speaking of is Islam. Please google 'Shahidka' for a modern day group of Muslim female suicide bombers that are so common they needed a name. Or in Palestine, where it's happening more and more often. Or Sana'a Mehaidli or Thenmozhi Rajaratnam. If you are talking about al-Qaeda specifically, they used a woman as a suicide bomber in their 2005 Amman attack, Sajida Mubarak Atrous al-Rishawi. (Which we only know because her bomb was broken.)

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    25. Re:Absolutely by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      All it requires is one person, anywhere in the entire world, that can act as carrier to get something inside the airport security system.

      You're exactly right. That it's never happened is proof, at a very high confidence level, that nobody actually wants to try it.

      Per usual, the 'Generals' are fighting the last war. That's OK, what's a few trillion dollars and a quarter million lives here and there?

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    26. Re:Absolutely by dominious · · Score: 1

      If the terrorists realize you are not scanning women, then they will recruit more women. Even if the can't recruit as many as you might think, it doesn't really take more than a few to do the damage they want.

    27. Re:Absolutely by vipw · · Score: 1

      The terrorists the TSA is trying to stop don't exist. This is the reason that after all the money spent trying to secure air travel, the terrorists didn't move to softer targets such as shopping malls, cinemas, etc.

    28. Re:Absolutely by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, the entire system is stupid. At this point, if someone wanted to start a panic and disrupt air travel, they'd set off a bomb in the security checkpoint line.

      And let's not mention in inane idea that we can keep 'knifes' out of anywhere, at any time.

      Uh, no. We can't even keep knives out of prisons. Granted, we can't keep drugs out either, but that's because of bribery. With knives, though, no one bothers to bribe...the prisoners just make them. We can't keep 'knives' out of somewhere unless every single thing in that area is either too soft or too hard. I.e., a padded room of some sort. Assuming we're letting people fly with laptops and shoes and suitcases and cell phones and buy plastic-encased goods at airport shops...uh, no, we can't keep out 'knives'.

      I was just pointing out that adding profiling to a stupid system would make it even stupider. Because 'profiling' actually means, in this context, 'announcing one group of people we're going to spend a lot of time on that can be used as a distraction, and another group we're not going to check as carefully'.

      You'd think all this would be obvious, but there are some fairly stupid people out there. I suspect the only reason we didn't end up with profiling is that someone said 'Wait, we can't profile Muslims because Muslims don't magically have some distinguishing physical identification. And, oddly, not all of them appear to be Arab.'

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  4. This is what happens.. by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    when you hire the unemployable and give them a badge. Tough nuts people. Bend over and take it.

    1. Re:This is what happens.. by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Insightful

      when you hire...pretty much anybody...and give them a badge.

    2. Re:This is what happens.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Herpderp.

      Nice to see someone is totally submissive to what "authority" deems is the best way for them to live their life.

    3. Re:This is what happens.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "this is a do what I want and get away with it badge"

      --transformers movie

    4. Re:This is what happens.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true!!!!

      They have strict IQ standards. If you score too high, you are deemed to intelligent and disqualified.

      Unfortunately true story

      http://abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836

  5. Over inflated opinion of herself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't get me wrong she looks good but at a busy airport terminal I'm willing to bet there are at least a dozen women that are far more attractive.

    1. Re:Over inflated opinion of herself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well now I have to go ogle TFA...

  6. Who do the passenger advocates report to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    > require presence of passenger advocates.

    Translation: throw more money (down the drain) at the problem.

    How about we just dispense with the whole Security Theater sham?

    Unless these passenger advocates report to someone outside the TSA, I fail to see how this will solve anything.

    capcha: taxable. lol

    1. Re:Who do the passenger advocates report to? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      You nasty cynic...

      I, for one, am bursting with patriotic confidence! These 'passenger advocates'(likely toiling tirelessly out of a dank basement office hidden behind a filing cabinet and marked 'beware of the leopard') will almost certainly reform the TSA's abusive practices just as 'Internal affairs' units have revolutionized the professionalism of our police forces! Victory! Progress!

    2. Re:Who do the passenger advocates report to? by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      Every time the TSA has given me a feedback form I've filled it in with compliments on their professionalism.

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  7. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But who is going to watch the passenger advocates to make sure that they are doing their jobs correctly?

    1. Re:lol by Saintwolf · · Score: 1

      Presumably the passenger advocates' advocates.

  8. "Passenger advocates" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After hearing the claims, Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY) announced plans to introduce legislation that would require the presence of "passenger advocates" at airports to deal with complaints like these.

    Passenger advocates, eh? How about plain removing the scanners. That'd be some Passenger advocacy right there.

    1. Re:"Passenger advocates" by Riventree · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The problem: A hugely expensive and virtually value-free arm of the government is causing trouble.

      The solution: Grow the government by forming a new department to look after the old one.

      Somehow "Fire the bastards and shut down the TSA" doesn't seem to occur to people in congress. (D- or R- types)

    2. Re:"Passenger advocates" by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Also, aren't our elected representatives in Washington D.C. supposed to be advocating for what We the People want? And most polls on the subject suggest that well over 60% of Americans disapprove of the TSA.

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    3. Re:"Passenger advocates" by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      How about plain removing the scanners. That'd be some Passenger advocacy right there.

      That does nothing to get the public comfortable with a police state. Passenger advocacy only matters when this is about the passengers, which security theater is most certainly not.

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    4. Re:"Passenger advocates" by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      Somehow "Fire the bastards and shut down the TSA" doesn't seem to occur to people in congress. (D- or R- types)

      Well, it did occur to Ron Paul. On the other hand, that's probably just a side effect of his general policy of Shut Down Everything.

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    5. Re:"Passenger advocates" by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      When I heard "passenger advocate", my first thought was, "Isn't that YOUR job as someone representing constituents in your state?"

    6. Re:"Passenger advocates" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it did occur to Ron Paul. On the other hand, that's probably just a side effect of his general policy of Shut Down Everything.

      Works well for Madagascar.

    7. Re:"Passenger advocates" by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

      Is it bad that I initially read "Fire the bastards and shut down the TSA" as "Fire bomb and shut down the TSA".

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    8. Re:"Passenger advocates" by FrkyD · · Score: 1

      Hi Bob. Welcome to the list.

    9. Re:"Passenger advocates" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Fire the bastards and shut down the TSA" doesn't seem to occur to people in congress. (D- or R- types)

      Except for Ron Paul. He will shut them down if he becomes president.

    10. Re:"Passenger advocates" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those who have never seen it, here is a story that explains how
      bureaucracy works:

      Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a
      desert.

      Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they
      created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job at
      minimum wage for a budget of $25,000.

      Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without
      instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two
      people, one person to write the instructions and one person to do time
      studies. Departmental budget $150,000.

      Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the
      tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired
      two people, one to do the studies and one to write the reports.
      Additional Department budget $200,000.

      Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they
      created two positions, a time keeper and a payroll officer, then hired
      two people. Additional Departmental budget $300,000

      Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
      So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an
      Administrative Officer, an Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal
      Secretary with office space, travel allowance, and yearly training
      seminars. Additional Departmental budget $750,000.

      Then Congress said, "We have had this entire department in operation for
      one year, and we are $1,400,000 over budget. We must cut back."

      So they laid off the night watchman.

    11. Re:"Passenger advocates" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem: A hugely expensive and virtually value-free arm of the government is causing trouble.

      The solution: Grow the government by forming a new department to look after the old one.

      Somehow "Fire the bastards and shut down the TSA" doesn't seem to occur to anyone in congress except Ron Paul. (D- or R- types)

      There, I fixed it for you.

    12. Re:"Passenger advocates" by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      And it likely won't any time soon because nobody wants to be seen as weak on terror. It doesn't matter that 99% of what the TSA does is ineffective security theater. All that matters is that their political opponents could spin "cut out the TSA scanners" as "opened our airports up to the terrorists." No politician wants to risk that. So rather than cutting the scanners (and other TSA security theater), they'll just add some more bureaucracy into the mix (e.g. passenger advocates).

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    13. Re:"Passenger advocates" by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Ah, but you forget, corporations are people too and using their money is just "freedom of expression." So when a company that makes scanners tosses some money to a politician, they are 'expressing" how they'd love to see said scanners installed in every airport. You wouldn't want politicians to stop listening to these people, right? After all, all "people" are equal, but some are just a little more equal than others.

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    14. Re:"Passenger advocates" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for Ron Paul (R-House). And maybe his son Rand (R-Senate). If you gave him the power, Dr. Paul would have the TSA dismantled within a week.

    15. Re:"Passenger advocates" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, when you have enough foxes in a henhouse, eventually one fox will be expected to put in a word for the chickens' sake!

  9. Just fix the software. by StoutFiles · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Pictures don't need to be so shapely to determine if they're carrying something deadly.

    1. Re:Just fix the software. by Mitreya · · Score: 1

      Pictures don't need to be so shapely to determine if they're carrying something deadly.

      What problem are you _you_ trying to solve here? I am also still waiting for the health study to show whether the machines are safe (I don't know if they are unsafe, but I see no reason to assume it). Also, I am still waiting for the studies that show how effective those machines are for, you know, catching terrorists. Germany decided that false-negative rates are too ridiculously high, maybe US can come to the same conclusion. The whole gender-biased screening selection is at most my 3rd concern in this list.

      I claim that removing these machines and going back to metal detectors would solve all problems with those machines.

  10. OPT OUT by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Folks, you can ask not to go through the scanners. Just say "OPT OUT". You get the pat down, of course, but from my experience, it seems to bother them more than it bothers me. And it sends a message.

    I've never trusted TSA to verify the safety of those machines. I'll take the grope rather than trust an unregulated scanner that bombards my body with who knows what power and type of radio or ionizing radiation.

    1. Re:OPT OUT by sjames · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You realize the patdown (which is considered more invasive than a police pat-down) isn't really an acceptable answer for a lot of people either. You don't get to say a punch in the nose isn't an assault just because you offered to substitute a kick in the crotch.

    2. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      +1 to this. I do it all the time. It's not a big deal, and in reality isn't as invasive as the scanners. At one airport I thought I would be able to go through the standard metal detector until and agent told me to go through the scanners. I told them "Opt Out" and was patted down instead. While not great, pat downs are not that bad, and I know my body isn't subjected to any health risks. A colleague traveling with me had to go through the scanner and was also selected for a pat down.

    3. Re:OPT OUT by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Always remember to give the officer doing the pat-down your best sex-offender-smirk and remark that you "always stand at attention for a man in uniform"...

      The situation is not actually winnable in any useful way; but if the rentacop goes home feeling as though their soul is soiled, you've done your part.

    4. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Ultimate opt-out: Learn to fly, buy a plane, and use airfields that don't have the TSA. There are at least 4000 airports in the US. Chances are, you'll find one closer to where you wanted to go. Added bonus - go where you want to whenever you feel like it. Day trip to the beach? Done!

      If you say flying is too expensive, consider that you can get an airworthy 2-seater for about $15,000. Some airports even have free parking for both your car and the plane. Hangar space can be found for $200/mo similar to urban car garages.

    5. Re:OPT OUT by Brian+Feldman · · Score: 2

      Why isn't it acceptable? I opted out on every recent flight I took and felt not the slightest bit ill of the experience compared to the scanner machines.

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    6. Re:OPT OUT by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      Awesome! I'll get right on that.

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    7. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not much of a problem if you're male. But if you're female, they must have a female TSA agent to pat you down. This woman found out that if a female TSA agent isn't available, then you miss your flight.

    8. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize the patdown (which is considered more invasive than a police pat-down) isn't really an acceptable answer for a lot of people either. You don't get to say a punch in the nose isn't an assault just because you offered to substitute a kick in the crotch.

      Bonus points for you!
      I don't fly to the US or so, so I can't speak from any kind of experience. When you say opt out of the scanners, have you tried saying opt out to the pat-down too?
      What happens then?
      Or you say: ok, you can touch me if I can touch you!

      Then "passenger advocates", really? I mean, come on. I know I may need a lawyer when I did something illegal or when I sue someone or ...
      But when I'm just trying to use some transportation? And how exactly is the advocate going to stop this behaviour, 24/7??

    9. Re:OPT OUT by Fluffeh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You realize the patdown (which is considered more invasive than a police pat-down) isn't really an acceptable answer for a lot of people either.

      This is a non-violence approach as best as Ghandi himself would have come up with. If the everyone opted for a pat down, then there would be massive queues as the TSA sods could not keep up with the folks in line, that gives them bad press - which is the last thing they want coming up to an election. Therefore, they put more and more and more staff on to keep up with the growing queues refusing the body scanner. Their budget blows out significantly and their methods are seen by the pollies as more and more asinine. Going into an election, the more noise and bad press that can be generated, the less politicians will want to touch it.

      I live in outsde the US, but I can only implore you folks in the US to fight tooth and nail for all you can. Beat them at their own game - you have the numbers and you have the media there more than ready to take any hot load that will make the masses agitated. Use it to your (and by that defnition, everybody's) best advatage.

      Take the invasive pat-down and blog about how violated you felt. If you are interviewed by someone else, be sure to portray the raw emotion, this will find a bond with all the voters out there who haven't personally experienced it. Contact your senator and write a lengthy letter outlining your outrage. Contact the airport directly and voice your objections - if they have enough complaints, they will (if they are not already) turn to be on the side of reason and common sense - make it bad business to support his TSA guideline and bring them to your side. Make yourself the martyr, and be proud, for you will be serving the betterment of your peers.

      The only thing in a capitalist world that will serve your freedoms and personal liberty is bad business through bad press for those that seek to make money by taking it away from you.

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    10. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize the patdown (which is considered more invasive than a police pat-down) isn't really an acceptable answer for a lot of people either. You don't get to say a punch in the nose isn't an assault just because you offered to substitute a kick in the crotch.

      In the butt or in the mouth also works

    11. Re:OPT OUT by Wild_dog! · · Score: 2

      Plus you don't have to get a dose of radiation to go each time.
      Scanners just need to go.

    12. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Folks, you can ask not to go through the scanners. Just say "OPT OUT". You get the pat down, of course, but from my experience, it seems to bother them more than it bothers me. And it sends a message.

      If you time it right, this message can be both auditory and olfactory.

    13. Re:OPT OUT by SteveFoerster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I do this, and take the opportunity to tell the TSA guy that he really ought to do some Google searches for "terahertz radiation" if he's going to be exposed to it all day. So far all the guys I've said that too seemed interested, perhaps more so because I was actually friendly and not calling them sexual predators like most people seem to. If they won't stand next to those machines, those machines can't be there.

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    14. Re:OPT OUT by lorenlal · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's not acceptable because my wife was directed to a scanner, and opted for the pat down. She said it ended up being horrible, and she felt quite violated. Like other posters said, this is a case where *neither* option actually increases security. I honestly believe that the pat down is designed to be so intrusive that the scanner ends up being no so bad in comparison.

    15. Re:OPT OUT by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is a non-violence approach as best as Ghandi himself would have come up with. If the everyone opted for a pat down, then there would be massive queues as the TSA sods could not keep up with the folks in line, that gives them bad press - which is the last thing they want coming up to an election.

      A possibly more effective solution: Refuse to fly. Take a bus, take a train, drive, or forgo travel, but don't pay into the system by buying a plane ticket.

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    16. Re:OPT OUT by Eraesr · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm sure women who feel they were singled out in a body scanner so male security personnel could look at blurry pictures of their bodies would much rather be physically touched by those same men.

    17. Re:OPT OUT by PARENA · · Score: 1

      Reason tells me you'd be sent away, not allowed to pass ('play by our rules, or don't fly', which sucks, but they're hired to keep you out in this case). But I think I've read about someone getting arrested for not wanting the pat-down, either, which is just insane, of course. Then again, I might remember wrong.

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    18. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I always ask the groper, "how do you feel about your mother being treated this way"

    19. Re:OPT OUT by Fluffeh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A possibly more effective solution: Refuse to fly. Take a bus, take a train, drive, or forgo travel, but don't pay into the system by buying a plane ticket.

      I totally agree, but this isn't always an option - and it doesn't send a direct message. Lower numbers of passengers can be spun as a downturn due to the economy, it can be spun as more people who are scared to fly due to the terrorist attacks. A long queue of people unwilling to accept an invasive body scanner is much harder to sell as a positive if you are trying to sell body scanners.

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    20. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      My wife already thinks my motorcycle hobby is too expensive; if I want to get into private aviation I'd need to factor in the cost of a divorce lawyer.

    21. Re:OPT OUT by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

      That analogy works for, say, lying in bed, but not for entering a boxing rink.

      The airport is the new boxing rink. There are three options (just as the option of not entering the rink), and the third makes the other two reasonable.

      If you don't want to get searched, you can't fly on a plane. If you want to fly on a plane, you have two unpleasant options to getting searched.

      In your analogy, the third option would be saying "I don't want either" and walking away.

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    22. Re:OPT OUT by maple_shaft · · Score: 1

      There are perfectly legitimate medical reasons for why one would not want to be scanned as well.

      My wife had reconstructive knee surgery when she was in high school and because of this she has titanium bolts holding her knee together. Have you ever seen what happens to titanium when you subject it to large amounts of x-rays? It heats up rapidly and tremendously, which she can't really feel at the time but the expansion and subsequent contraction of the bolts when it cools down causes her hours of aching pain later.

      Because of this she refuses the scanner and always opts to have her naughty bits being fondled by a complete stranger.

    23. Re:OPT OUT by LoP_XTC · · Score: 2

      consider that you can get an airworthy 2-seater for about $15,000.

      Considering that the Hindenburg and Titanic were both top dollar for their time and both considered well above "airworthy" and "seaworthy", this is one area I dont think I would consider going cheap on.

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    24. Re:OPT OUT by Tsingi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A possibly more effective solution: Refuse to fly. Take a bus, take a train, drive, or forgo travel, but don't pay into the system by buying a plane ticket.

      Or, don't fly to the US. They don't like us foreigners there anyway.

    25. Re:OPT OUT by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Yea if you don't like being violated via method a try method b? Just refuse to get on a plane until they stop the stupidity.

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    26. Re:OPT OUT by SJHillman · · Score: 2

      The downside of that, other than no other mode of transportation being able to compete with air travel in terms of speed, is that it could shut down the airlines altogether. I haven't been on a flight since the scanners were installed, but once you're past security, I found the entire experience fairly enjoyable, if a little dull. By shifting the hardship to just the TSA rather than the entire airline industry, we can hopefully force the TSA to back off without giving up the conveniences of air travel.

    27. Re:OPT OUT by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm sure women who feel they were singled out in a body scanner so male security personnel could look at blurry pictures of their bodies would much rather be physically touched by those same men.

      Pretty sure they don't go that far. Same sex pat down.

    28. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, driving to europe is easy!

    29. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You're making the assumption that the machines are configured / calibrated correctly. I've seen no evidence to indicate that's a valid assumption.

    30. Re:OPT OUT by SJHillman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is it possible to request someone of the opposite gender? I'm a guy and I'm a lot more comfortable with the idea of a woman doing the pat down - even if she's old and/or ugly for the much the same reason I prefer female doctors.

    31. Re:OPT OUT by Lennie · · Score: 4, Informative

      Who knows, maybe the paint used on the Hindenburg was cheap.

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    32. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So the scanner is an *additional* dose of radiation added to what you get from the flight. That doesn't seem to make it that much better.

    33. Re:OPT OUT by macson_g · · Score: 1

      Caveat: he may like it.

    34. Re:OPT OUT by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is a non-violence approach as best as Ghandi himself would have come up with. If the everyone opted for a pat down, then there would be massive queues as the TSA sods could not keep up with the folks in line, that gives them bad press - which is the last thing they want coming up to an election.

      A possibly more effective solution: Refuse to fly. Take a bus, take a train, drive, or forgo travel, but don't pay into the system by buying a plane ticket.

      Good luck with that. https://www.google.com/search?client=ubuntu&channel=fs&q=TSA+Vipr&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8 They're coming to your bus and train stations as well as check points on the road with the highway patrol.

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    35. Re:OPT OUT by Lennie · · Score: 1

      And when you talk to the press talk about how they do it in Israel and what Bruce Schneier has to say about that.

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    36. Re:OPT OUT by Rich0 · · Score: 2

      Well, per the story you linked, the final call had already been given for the flight, and then the final call for anybody who wished to be screened to present themselves. She wasn't at the security checkpoint in time, and they sent the female worker home. That didn't seem unreasonable - if they didn't have any future flights to check security on, then there was no need to operate a checkpoint. The fact that somebody showed up after the final boarding call doesn't obligate security to let her through. The lesson is that if your ticket says to be at the gate before 1:30, then you shouldn't arrive at the checkpoint at 1:33 - try leaving ten minutes earlier.

      I'd have more sympathy if the reason for her delay was poor connection scheduling.

    37. Re:OPT OUT by Salgak1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Always remember to give the officer doing the pat-down your best sex-offender-smirk and remark that you "always stand at attention for a man in uniform"... The situation is not actually winnable in any useful way; but if the rentacop goes home feeling as though their soul is soiled, you've done your part.

      Anyone remember the Movie "When Harry Met Sally" ??? Specifically, the cafeteria scene where Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm ?? Several of us did that to the TSA Goons on our most recent flight. One guy even offered a tip for getting felt up "so well". . . . Needless to say, the TSA goons were more than a little discomfitted, and the people in line behind each of us were basically LMFAO. . . . Laughter IS the best weapon against officious busybodies. . .

    38. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not bad idea... after a 12 hour flight, plus 4 o 5 hour trip to the airport crappy food of the airline, one start smelling very bad. Not to mention the gas retention that i usually try to not release on the airplane.

      I usually try to go to the restroom before trying to to through the controls on arrivals, to be clean. But may be i shouldn't do that any more.

    39. Re:OPT OUT by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      If the pictures are blurry I guess they had better spend more money on better scanners. The pictures aren't blurry even for the MMW scanners and the x-ray scanners are pure porn. Also the male apes manning the checkpoints don't typically get to pat down the females, as much as they would love it. Especially with those pre-teen girls that they so long for.

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    40. Re:OPT OUT by Wild_dog! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or you might not know what you are talking about.
      Body scanners may provide a person with a skin direct concentrated dose of radiation that is 20 times greater than previously thought.
      This is particularly dangerous to kids.

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1290527/Airport-body-scanners-deliver-radiation-dose-20-times-higher-thought.html

    41. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do only women miss their flight?

      Why not a man who isn't gay, and thus refuses to be fondled by a gay male TSA agent? (The gay TSA agent being the one who didn't refuse to fondle a man).

    42. Re:OPT OUT by fedos · · Score: 2

      Don't forget the cost of getting licensed. I just researched one data point in the DC area, they have an all inclusive "get licensed" plan that costs $6,900 for 1 year of training, with discounts on their hourly and monthly rates if you don't finish in the allotted time.

    43. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you might have something there. i'm pretty sure i could make a female TSA agent pretty uncomfortable while she has to 'pat me down'. can you imagine the irony of the reverse sexual harassment complaints when passengers start 'enjoying' their security searches?

    44. Re:OPT OUT by CriminalNerd · · Score: 2

      To be fair, usually commercial blimps and cruise liners don't crash head-first into similar-sized obstacles like icebergs. Being seaworthy or airworthy doesn't imply that it can ram mountains of rock or ice.

    45. Re:OPT OUT by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      I've never been patted down by the police, but the TSA pat downs that I've requested, performed in public, were less humiliating than steeping into a machine that could be mistaken for a death chamber. And a fair number of people will be groped even if they don't opt out.

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      Do you even lift?

      These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

    46. Re:OPT OUT by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, you know what? Fuck them.

      The government, politicians, and special interest groups love using faulty logic and bad science to justify their agendas. It might be dishonest and outright filthy to do the same, but I frankly have no problem leveling the playing field and using an argument that has clearly proven to be very effective on the American public.

      So let's keep the "aircraft scanners send out harmful radiation" thing going. It'll definitely resonate with the over-50 crowd who lived during the Cold War. Let's get rid of these goddamned things in the fastest and most vicious method possible.

    47. Re:OPT OUT by maple_shaft · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Their budget blows out significantly and their methods are seen by the pollies as more and more asinine. Going into an election, the more noise and bad press that can be generated, the less politicians will want to touch it.

      A great idea but it won't work in the United States because all outlets of media are tightly controlled by a few enormous conglomerates.

      What will happen in the US:

      • Everybody will bitch about the body scanners
      • A small percentage will do something about it (probably only young people who can afford the inconvenience) causing chaos and missed flights at the airport.
      • Republicans will thwart any attempt to increase TSA budget to handle it because they are too focused on deficit reduction.
      • Fox news will somehow find a way to tie it to a covert leftist conspiracy to ruin the airlines for normal hard working tax paying Americans all as part of the overall global liberal agenda of one world government.
      • The 30% of the population who is brainwashed will troll Internet forums and other media, and form counter protest movements against the idea
      • The other media outlets instead of doing real journalism will pretend to be neutral by acknowledging both sides even though one side does not have a legitimate factual point.
      • The rest of the population will stop paying attention because it is now too politicized to be worth talking about and because they are working two or three jobs just to feed their kids.
    48. Re:OPT OUT by Ihmhi · · Score: 2

      Addendum: I think the jury is still out on whether or not the scanners are harmful, but even if they're found not to be harmful I stick with my position nonetheless. Take a page from the creationists' playbook. Call the science "faulty" and "biased" and continually repeat the (illogical and incorrect) claim if that turns out to be the case. If you say something enough times, people will believe you - after all, look at all the people who believe cell phones emit cancer-causing radiation or that little bracelets with magnets on them will cure your arthritis.

    49. Re:OPT OUT by sensationull · · Score: 1

      A possibly more effective solution: Refuse to fly. Take a bus, take a train, drive, or forgo travel, but don't pay into the system by buying a plane ticket.

      Or, don't fly to the US. They don't like us foreigners there anyway.

      Thats my solution, no United States of Iran oops America for me.

    50. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I honestly can't imagine how a patdown could be that terrible.

    51. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is exactly why the enhanced pat-downs were invented...to motivate people to be used by the scanners. Regular police pat-downs would be more than sufficient.

    52. Re:OPT OUT by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

      I agree completely with you. However, aside from the perv aspect (which, as a guy, probably bothers me a lot less), the safety of those scanners concerns me. I have no confidence that TSA is capable of correctly calibrating, testing or verifying their safety, or that they were designed and built to be safe in the first place. I'm not even sure we understand what *is* safe when working with millimeter or terahertz RF radiation exposure. I'm fairly confident I don't want *any* additional X-ray exposure.

      In any case, as long as I have the option of not being "scanned", I intend to exercise it.

      Time for TSA to acknowledge that those machines are a tremendous waste of taxpayer money anyway.

    53. Re:OPT OUT by SpooForBrains · · Score: 1

      You cannot link to the Daily Mail as a credible source for anything. Well, you can, but please don't.

      http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=269512464297 (List of things the Daily Mail say will give you cancer)

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    54. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reluctant homosexuality?

    55. Re:OPT OUT by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Just be careful not to take it too far...

      Apparently, in the twisted logic of TSA-land, if the gate-rape extends to a full handjob, and you ejaculate on the TSA goon, you have apparently committed the sexual assault.

    56. Re:OPT OUT by Bengie · · Score: 1

      The type of radiation is completely different and more spread out, not to mention mostly blocked by the airplane's skin.

      My 1800watt quartz heater puts out a lot of radiation, but I'm not as worried about that as getting x-ray scanned.

    57. Re:OPT OUT by sjames · · Score: 2

      Some people have more trouble than others with the groping. Some people who were abused can actually have a flashback from a groping. For some, it offends against their religious beliefs to be touched that way.

    58. Re:OPT OUT by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Interesting

      or just one skydiving trip...

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    59. Re:OPT OUT by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Neither is acceptable but opting for the pat down means it uses up a bunch of their time, some poor chap (or chapess) has to do something he'd probably rather not be doing and it exposes the process for what it actually is (which is why I always opt for having it in public), an unlawful search, rather than hiding as something "quick and convenient". If everyone opted out, they'd have to make some changes for sure (probably they'd just make the scanner mandatory but still)

    60. Re:OPT OUT by NeuralSpike · · Score: 1

      So how does titanium react to terahertz radiation that doesn't penetrate much more than skin?

    61. Re:OPT OUT by b0bby · · Score: 2

      As a guy, I've never had a problem with a pat down, but I've only had your garden variety. Apparently the pat down you get after refusing the scanner is much more intrusive, and if you're a woman involves lifting the breasts etc. So I can see that it would feel like much more of an intrusion. Add that to the fact that neither the scan nor the pat down are doing much for security and I think that rather than legislating for a "passenger advocate" we should be scaling back on the whole setup.

    62. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Folks, you can ask not to go through the scanners. Just say "OPT OUT". You get the pat down, of course, but from my experience, it seems to bother them more than it bothers me. And it sends a message.

      I'm guessing you are also not a gorgeous chick with a smoking hot body, either.
      You're probably like me, with a big fat gut and have been traveling for several days without a shower.
      Frankly, they will retaliate against you in most places by making you wait excessive periods of time for "your turn", often forcing you to rush or missing your flight entirely. Which is of course your fault for not showing up earlier.

      And I find it more than a little interesting that you call it a "patdown" when a sweaty TSA agent does it... I have a feeling you'd have a different phrase you'd use if it was just some random guy on the streets. Unwanted physical contact is still demeaning and degrading regardless of the alleged reasons or the supposed 'vetting' of the credentials of the TSA agent.

      I'll take the grope rather than trust an unregulated scanner

      And I'll take options other than the false dichotomy you've presented. For example simply not flying in the first place when at all possible.

      that bombards my body with who knows what power and type of radio or ionizing radiation

      And what diseases or illness or perversions does the TSA agent have? Don't fucking touch me, don't stare at my naked body, and don't even think of doing it to my teenage daughter.

    63. Re:OPT OUT by sjames · · Score: 1

      That may be cool and all, but would cost most people orders of magnitude more than commercial passenger air travel. Financially, it only makes sense if you end up flying on a weekly basis.

    64. Re:OPT OUT by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Taking a train to Canada or Mexico and then flying to Europe is, at least, possible, if not especially quick or cheap.

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    65. Re:OPT OUT by sjames · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good for you. Some people are a bit more sensitive to that sort of thing. People who have been assaulted in the past can actually suffer a flashback.

    66. Re:OPT OUT by mr1911 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It is quite likely you do not get the same patdown as an attractive woman does. It is also quite likely that an invasive patdown will not trigger memories of other invasive, unwelcome groping you may have had in the past, which is not as uncommon of an issue as you might think.

      Either way, the scanners and groping do nothing to preserve or enhance the safety of the flying public. It all needs to be done away with immediately.

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    67. Re:OPT OUT by littlebigbot · · Score: 1

      If that's true, I want neither.

    68. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What did they do to her?

    69. Re:OPT OUT by sjames · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you try to opt out of both, the very best possible outcome is that you'll be turned away and lose the money you spent on the flight (non-refundable tickets are the norm).

      In practice, people have been arrested and can be fined $10,000.

    70. Re:OPT OUT by roothog · · Score: 1

      A possibly more effective solution: Refuse to fly. Take a bus, take a train, drive, or forgo travel, but don't pay into the system by buying a plane ticket.

      I'm an American who works in Europe. If I want to visit family back in the US, what am I supposed to do, take the White Star Line?

    71. Re:OPT OUT by dfm3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I live in outsde the US, but I can only implore you folks in the US to fight tooth and nail for all you can. Beat them at their own game - you have the numbers and you have the media there more than ready to take any hot load that will make the masses agitated. Use it to your (and by that defnition, everybody's) best advatage.

      If only I had a mod point. As someone who lives in the US but travels abroad, I understand where you're coming from. We in the states have a habit of exporting the worst of our bad practices (McDonalds, anyone?) and privacy intrusions to countries who are all too happy to adopt them minus the fleeting oversight and alternatives that we still get to enjoy here. For example, I've heard that more than a few countries (though I don't recall which) are in the process of implementing the scanners minus the option of a pat down - either you get scanned or you don't fly. I guarantee that TSA would strip away our options in a heartbeat if there weren't a significant percentage of people who would raise a fuss too loud to be ignored (I'm not talking about Joe Passenger, but people with more clout such as airline employees and a few politicians). Even now we have limited options - opt out, write to our representatives - but rest assured there are still those of us who are doing what we can to stand up for our privacy. Hopefully if enough stories like this one get publicized, public opinion will swing in the direction of respecting the privacy and dignity of those of us who just want to exercise our right to travel.

    72. Re:OPT OUT by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      A possibly more effective solution: Refuse to fly. Take a bus, take a train, drive, or forgo travel, but don't pay into the system by buying a plane ticket.

      Yeah, because if people stop flying no one in government will think to make groping mandatory for getting on a bus or train.

      The only effective solution is to vote intelligently. That works in theory. The candidate list makes that pretty difficult.

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    73. Re:OPT OUT by b0bby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Despite all the anti-immigrant rhetoric flying around right now, I think the US still is pretty open to foreigners. There are 40 million foreign-born residents in the US right now, and most are assimilating well. I say come on over, you might like it!

    74. Re:OPT OUT by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      I always ask the groper, "how do you feel about your mother being treated this way"

      Fantastic. I'm using this the next time I fly.

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    75. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Learn to fly people!

      A pilot license will cost roughly $4k-$5k and many people spread that out over a year or two. If you pick two years, expect closer to $5k+. Its not like you need to pay all at once. Once you have your license, you can then rent a plane. For trips less than 500 miles, its frequently equally as expensive to fly yourself as it is to fly commercially. And for trips of this distance, it frequently less expensive to fly yourself; not counting flight training. Even better trip time is frequently less because you don't have to worry about parking and security lines. Checkin, get your keys, pre-flight, taxi, run up, take off, arrive, taxi, park and tie down. And note, taxi, park and tie down usually requires less time than is required to disembark and find the luggage area. And let's not forget that in many cities, the local municipal or county airports are frequently closer to where you want to be than the large centralized hubs the commercial guys use.

      And many people don't realize that most rental car agencies do service these small airports. Even better, you can drive your car right up next to the plane and unload/load directly from the aircraft into the car. Also, you can come and go whenever you like. Meeting run late? Now you don't have to worry about catching a flight in the morning.

      Now granted these light aircraft are not all weather capable and you will wind up flying commercial from time to time if you fly a lot. Just the same, its important to remember the reason flying became so popular in the 70s is because its empowering.

      And contrary to the bullshit you constantly hear, flying in light planes is actually pretty safe. Its commonly compared to being on a motorcycle but with proper planning, its actually somewhere statically between motorcycles and cars. Though having owned a motorcycle, I personally consider flying to be far, far safer. Also, keep in mind these are raw statistics. As the pilot in command, you have lost of control to determine the safety of your flight. With a good head on your shoulders, you can actually make flying safer than driver - yes, even in light planes.

      Lastly, the other myth is that flying is very bad for the environment. This is actually yes and no. Most light GA planes do burn 100LL. The 'LL' stands for Low Lead. So yes, you are spraying a little lead into the environment. Having said that, you'll be traveling at roughly 150mph and getting roughly 15mpg - no wind. The plane I fly averages roughly 20mpg. Which means, while traveling at 150mph you're getting mileage equal to many trucks, suvs, and sports cars as they tool around town. So while its clearly not awesome, all things considered, its actually pretty damn good. Most vehicles, when traveling at 150mph are going to see single digit economy. And unlike driving, while flying you can do that safely.

      Its worth noting that a lot of energy is saved when flying yourself compared to commercial because of gas saved once on the ground. When you compare the amount of fuel spent taxiing a large jet plus the extra fuel spent coming and going from large centralized airports, it becomes a real winning for light GA.

      Long story short, flying is not just for rich fat cats in small jets or cattle packed into coach cans. The average American pilot makes less than $45k/yr and the average plane owner makes less than $80k/yr. And if this is of interest to you at all, go to your local airport and ask about an introductory flight. These typically cost $60 for a half hour flight and roughly 10-15 minutes on the ground of training. You will be walked around the aircraft, explaining the basics of pre-flighting the aircraft. Then you'll get in, taxi, perform a run up of the engine, and take off. Next the pilot will fly away from the airport and give some general instructions and likely had control of the aircraft over to you. You'll learn about rudder peddles and how the yoke controls the plane. After some basic maneuvers, he'll head back to the airport, land, taxi, and park. The land, taxi, a

    76. Re:OPT OUT by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      To be fair, usually commercial blimps and cruise liners don't crash head-first into similar-sized obstacles like icebergs
      Crashing headfirst into an iceberg would have been an improvement for the Titanic. At least it would have made it to New York.

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    77. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I always read a Playboy (choose favorite mag here) before getting the grope so that I have an erection going in.

    78. Re:OPT OUT by tompaulco · · Score: 2

      You get more radiation from being in a high altitude, unshielded aircraft
      Fine, then they can use that radiation to screen me instead of at the TSA station.

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    79. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That analogy works for, say, lying in bed, but not for entering a boxing rink.

      What is the cross between a hockey rink and a boxing ring? A hockey rink.

    80. Re:OPT OUT by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      A possibly more effective solution: Refuse to fly. Take a bus, take a train, drive, or forgo travel, but don't pay into the system by buying a plane ticket.
      Then they'll just complain that we are "pirating" air travel and put in even more draconian security measures for those who still travel by air.

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    81. Re:OPT OUT by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Just be careful not to take it too far...
      Apparently, in the twisted logic of TSA-land, if the gate-rape extends to a full handjob, and you ejaculate on the TSA goon, you have apparently committed the sexual assault.

      Visited link. "Percy Cummings"? Bwhahaha.

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    82. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hells yeah!

      I would SO love to do this. There's a private airport not far from my home that is for sale. I could own the airfield AND the plane, if only I had the $$.

      Oh well. :-(

    83. Re:OPT OUT by Wild_dog! · · Score: 4, Informative

      hahahahaha.

      Linking to the Daily Mail is only not credible if what The Daily Mail is reporting is not credible.
      I this case the report is credible and accurate. You can dispute what opinion of the Columbia professor cited in the article, but the Daily Mail is representing his stance accurately. Or did you think the article didn't accurately reflect his stance?

      The Wiki has the same info:
      "Opponents of backscatter x-ray scanners, including the head of the center for radiological research at Columbia University, say that the radiation emitted by some full-body scanners is as much as 20 times stronger than officially reported and is not safe to use on large numbers of persons because of an increased risk of cancer to children and at-risk populations.[67][68][69] Researchers at the University of California, San Francisco, (UCSF) have argued that the amount of radiation is higher than claimed by the TSA and body scanner manufacturers because the doses were calculated as if distributed throughout the whole body, but the radiation from backscatter x-ray scanners is focused on just the skin and surrounding tissues:[70][71][72]
      The majority of [the scanners'] energy is delivered to the skin and the underlying tissue. Thus, while the dose would be safe if it were distributed throughout the volume of the entire body, the dose to the skin may be dangerously high. The X-ray dose from these devices has often been compared in the media to the cosmic ray exposure inherent to airplane travel or that of a chest X-ray. However, this comparison is very misleading: both the air travel cosmic ray exposure and chest X- rays have much higher X-ray energies and the health consequences are appropriately understood in terms of the whole body volume dose. In contrast, these new airport scanners are largely depositing their energy into the skin and immediately adjacent tissue, and since this is such a small fraction of body weight/vol, possibly by one to two orders of magnitude, the real dose to the skin is now high."...... etc.

      Sorry don't have a facebook account.
      I'm sure the list is long.
      I think linking to facebook is perhaps fraught with its own credibility issues. Peoples personal laundry lists are often fraught with bias.

      In the end, it would seem prudent to not voluntarily radiate oneself on a regular basis or semi-regular basis with additional radiation more than one would get in the course of ones daily activities. Radiation exposure from my understanding is a bit of a cumulative problem.

    84. Re:OPT OUT by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      It's a boxing ring. Rinks are for skating. That is all, carry on...

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    85. Re:OPT OUT by dkf · · Score: 1

      Ultimate opt-out: Learn to fly, buy a plane, and use airfields that don't have the TSA.

      Not a great idea for anyone flying between continents. Leaving aside the legal restrictions, you'd have to fly a very long time (or have an awesome but super-expensive plane like the SR-71).

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    86. Re:OPT OUT by Tsingi · · Score: 2

      Despite all the anti-immigrant rhetoric flying around right now, I think the US still is pretty open to foreigners. There are 40 million foreign-born residents in the US right now, and most are assimilating well. I say come on over, you might like it!

      Thanks for the hospitality, it's not Americans specifically that I'm concerned about, it's the government. Frankly they scare the bejesus out of me. (Whatever that is)

    87. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A possibly more effective solution: Refuse to fly. Take a bus, take a train, drive, or forgo travel, but don't pay into the system by buying a plane ticket.

      I'm an American who works in Europe. If I want to visit family back in the US, what am I supposed to do, take the White Star Line?

      That would be pretty awesome. Maybe there could be a market for trans-Atlantic sailings again given the cost of jet fuel.

    88. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus if you'd been paying attention to previous slashdot stories, you're know that they've got pilot programs going expanding the TSA to bus, train, and sea, often with sudden spot checks as you're getting off instead of getting on. But hey, maybe you can convince them to let you stay on the bus to another disembarkation location without having do go through a TSA checkpoint there. They'll probably just redirect you to gitmo as your final destination though.

    89. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the Land Titanic?

    90. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case you haven't seen any of the stories in your country, the TSA has had some fairly vicious stories on it from media organizations big and small. Feeling up old ladies, harassing police officers with severely disabled children, punishing whistle-blowers, overall hatred by the majority of people. It's helped some - things aren't quite as bad as they once were and look like they might back off even more. So believe me, we're fighting. Having said that, I'm not sure how successful this particular method will remain and it's also pretty slow so bear with us. Rest assured, I don't think people from ANY party like the TSA.

      Little wonder too with how unprofessional and juvenile they are. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if they had enough training and all to deal with this - it's one thing to have a medic cut off your clothes after an accident but plenty of people (even if injured) would likely fight if some random person tried it. I was once pulled from a wreck, it was a bit embarrassing but the EMTs were quite professional and were clearly concentrating on making sure I didn't die.

      Sadly, the government has been increasingly careless about who they hire (whether internally or via outsourcing) for such sensitive positions. You know how many cops in my city have been arrested lately? Most of them are young too - from about the time that the police dept drastically lowered the standards for admission because too many people complained that it was too hard to be accepted and pass at the academy. Even with that though, they're still held to higher standards than prospective TSA agents, have more training and will get into much bigger trouble if they cause a problem.

    91. Re:OPT OUT by JWW · · Score: 1

      It would be nice to see an investigative journalism piece where they wear a dosimeter through the scanner and measure the actual dose.

      But for some reason, I think anyone trying that would probably get their dosimeter taken by the TSA and likely end up on the watch list.

    92. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was nearly buying it till I saw his name was "Percy Cummings". I hope you didn't really fall for it?

    93. Re:OPT OUT by w_dragon · · Score: 1

      Fine for short-distance trips, but cheap small planes have small ranges, don't fly very fast, require regular maintenance, and are totally out the window if the weather is even remotely bad. What constitutes small turbulence or minor icing conditions for a 777 is downright dangerous for most 2-seaters.

    94. Re:OPT OUT by w_dragon · · Score: 1

      This hurts the airlines a lot more than the TSA. The airlines don't have any control over security screening, and the TSA isn't funded by your airline tickets.

    95. Re:OPT OUT by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Heh I'm not coming over, not because of the people, because most are just nice and friendly and quite interested when I tell them I am from the Netherlands, but I don't like being treated like a criminal when I enter a country. Having my pic taken, fingerprints etc, and that data being shared with multiple agencies, etc.
      I'll stay here and visit countries that treat people better.
      It's a shame though, pre-Bush I really wanted to visit some places in the US like Boston and New Orleans.

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    96. Re:OPT OUT by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      2 words:

      Giant Catapult!

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    97. Re:OPT OUT by JWW · · Score: 1

      You know, I might actually pay good money to see skate-boxing....

    98. Re:OPT OUT by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      What 2 seater can you get for 15k? You are also leaving out, pilots license and plane annuals when considered with the cost of craft, storage, maintenance, cost of keeping licensed, not to mention fuel, it's no wonder there are as few private pilots as there are.

      That 2 seater you mentioned probably has less than a 1000 nm range.

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    99. Re:OPT OUT by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      A possibly more effective solution: Refuse to fly. Take a bus, take a train, drive, or forgo travel, but don't pay into the system by buying a plane ticket.

      The TSA is moving into train and bus stations now. Sooooo?

    100. Re:OPT OUT by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1

      It's a boxing ring. Rinks are for skating. That is all, carry on...

      Really? So the NHL finally banned fighting?

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    101. Re:OPT OUT by uigrad_2000 · · Score: 1

      > If you say flying is too expensive, consider that you can get an airworthy 2-seater for about $15,000.

      I just went over to trade-a-plane.com to make sure that the market hadn't suddenly dropped out. You are completely wrong.

      If you find a plane for $15,000, it probably doesn't fly. If you find one that does, it only has a few hours left until it needs an overhaul, which costs $15,000 - $30,000. On top of that, the fabric will probably need to be replaced, if you actually find a plane for that price.

      Realistically, expect to spend about $45,000 for an airworthy plane. The upside is that you can use it for a couple years, and then sell it again, and get back pretty much every penny you spent. Because of the unreasonable FAA restrictions, nearly all low-cost single engine planes are 50+ years old, and it will be that same lot of planes that new pilots will train on for ever. So, even after a couple years of use, the value of the plane will probably go up.

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    102. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No worries ever again after taking a train to Mexico since you'll be murdered by the cartels.

    103. Re:OPT OUT by ganjadude · · Score: 2

      good idea, its been working for the AGW crowd, time to take a play out of their book

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    104. Re:OPT OUT by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Regardless of the other issues involved, that article is sensationalist nonsense. The guy isnt offering any evidence or research, just his on personal speculation on what might happen if you zapped 80million children with misconfigured X-Ray machines.

      Does he have any case studies or even anecdotes to offer? No, but that doesnt stop him from relying on his credentials to make his idle speculation news-worthy.

      Hey, Im a network engineer, and I think there could be a chance that those X-ray machines might cause TCP/IP errors in nearby UTP cables. Can I have a news story?

    105. Re:OPT OUT by g0bshiTe · · Score: 2

      Linking to the Daily Mail will give you cancer

      There I fixed that for you.

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    106. Re:OPT OUT by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      No, but my attempt at deadpanning it was apparently a trifle too deadpan.

    107. Re:OPT OUT by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      /wipes brow.

      For a second I thought you were gonna tell me healing crystals didn't work too. I was gonna call bullshit.

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    108. Re:OPT OUT by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      did you forget the TSA is working at ports train stations now? http://www.tsa.gov/what_we_do/rail/index.shtm We cant even do that anymore

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    109. Re:OPT OUT by Stargoat · · Score: 1

      Well, it could be worse. Look at what England just did to poor Suarez. So much for a multicultural cosmopolitan EPL. Use a word in Spanish that sounds like a different word in English and get banned for 8 games.

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    110. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Seems reasonable given that a year of college can cost $30k and flying would give you more delight than most careers will. An acceptable investment to help you enjoy life more.

    111. Re:OPT OUT by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      The worst thing you can do with this issue, if you really are opposed, is not to spread misinformation and hysteria around non-issues like terahertz radiation.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terahertz_radiation#Safety

      Basically, it is widely believed that any damage would be "thermal in nature". That is, if youre getting tissue damage, you'll probably notice a burning sensation.

    112. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure about cuteness, but I am a skinny girl.
      I asked to opt out, 5 times, and they just herded me into the scanner with a TSA officer on ether side, then they patted me down anyways.

    113. Re:OPT OUT by Coisiche · · Score: 1

      Does that make it ironic that Facebook has made it on to the list of things that the Daily Mail suggests can cause cancer?

    114. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's ignoring the maintenance costs though. The FAA has strict regulations on how planes are to be maintained and by who. You can't do it yourself and you must have all the regular maintenance and inspections done for the whole time you own the plane. It's expensive as hell.

      Not to mention a small plane is considerably slower and has a much shorter range than a commercial jet. Fuel efficiency is much less than a modern car also.

      Unless you're rich it makes more sense to just drive rather than fly a small plane.

    115. Re:OPT OUT by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

      I assume your $15k 2-seater looks something like this?

      That's gonna take a lot of time and fuel stops to get where you're going, and you can forget any ocean crossings.

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    116. Re:OPT OUT by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 2

      The same happened to Amy Alkon. They gave, and continue to give, her a hard time over opting out. The scanners as well as the TSA have to go. Neither are American.

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    117. Re:OPT OUT by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      This hurts the airlines a lot more than the TSA. The airlines don't have any control over security screening, and the TSA isn't funded by your airline tickets.

      But having deeper pockets, the airlines would also be more likely to have Congress's ears.

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    118. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the fuck. learn to fly and buy an airplane. you do realize that for someone scraping by it's LITERALLY cheaper and faster to just walk, right?

    119. Re:OPT OUT by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      They scare the bejeesus out of quite a few of us as well. And it's not just at airports. The TSA has expanded to trains and buses and are trying to expand onto our highways as well. Also our cops are the most violent, angry, and aggressive in the world. They are very dangerous to be around. They will beat you up and throw you in jail on trumped up charges if they don't like the look of you. We also have roadblocks on our highways. So you can't just avoid the cops by keeping your distance.

      The only valid reason I can think of to come here is if you already happen to live in North Korea or you just want to see the beautiful southwest part of the country. The Grand Canyon, Bryce Canyon, and Death Valley are amazing. Not worth getting raped for, but amazing. For that I would recommend flying into Mexico and taking a bus north across the border. You can then rent a car/SUV and drive all over that part of the country. Just stay at least 100 miles from the border with Mexico (and Canada) and don't drive after midnight in general or after 10 pm on Friday or Saturday nights or at any time during a major holiday and you probably won't encounter any police or CBP roadblocks.

      Another option is to fly through Canada and take a bus across the border, but obviously you have a much larger distance to get to the southwest US and Canada uses the millimeter wave scanners without the autodetection software at their airports. They don't fondle your gentleman sausage or karate chop you in the goolies or investigate your ass crack with their curious fingers in Canada if you opt out though and their selection process really is random since it is done by machine and supposedly doesn't select nearly as many people as the US system. If you opt-out in Canada you get more of a cursory, non-genital, police frisk. Still not acceptable to me though, but you do have a good chance of avoiding it. And you don't get arrested or persecuted or treated like a terrorist or threatened with $10,000 fines if you opt-out of both the scanner and the patdown in Canada. You can just come back and try again on another flight. Although you might have to wait for the next day.

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    120. Re:OPT OUT by DavidTC · · Score: 2

      Actually, considering the common Iranian religious beliefs about women, if the government started even talking about taking naked pictures of them, there would be riots in the street.

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    121. Re:OPT OUT by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Sorry, THAT is not a solution. Refusing to fly is conceding they have the power and authority to do the invasive scans and pat downs. They do not.

      THE ONLY effective solution is to REVOLT against tyranny, in all its forms.

      Look, the people are afraid of their government. THEY FEAR the very thing they are supposed to be protected from. THIS is the problem! Capitulating is not the answer.

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    122. Re:OPT OUT by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      I don't wear underwear when I fly anymore

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    123. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus $5K+ for a license for VFR (sunny days) license and $1-$2 per mile flown. This two seater (Cessna 152) has a cabin width of about 40", which makes commercial economy class look luxurious (and you'll need an empty bottle). It will cruise at about 115 MPH, and would fly coast to coast in about 3 very uncomfortable days, so add hotel and meals. Anywhere you can fly in a two seater, you could drive faster and cheaper, and more comfortably.
      The plane is definitely a LOT more fun, but you really have to squint to justify the cost.

    124. Re:OPT OUT by idontgno · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Within my lifetime, I anticipate that walking will become defined as "transport" and subject you to random security theater for the mere act of being on the sidewalk.

      I hope I'm wrong.

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    125. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your denial of service attack on the TSA is good plan, but it should be noted that if they don't have the personnel for a pat-down (due to someone recently opting out), they simply won't ask anyone to go through the body scanner. Yet another reason why the body scanners/pat-downs are security theater: all you need to do is have an accomplice or two ahead of you in line ready to opt-out, and you'll never go through a body scanner.

    126. Re:OPT OUT by GameboyRMH · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Probably because you don't have a vagina for anyone to shove the side of their hand into. Our dicks aren't so sensitive (esp. when soft) and frankly we're not so picky about who touches them. I guess the best man-analogy would be if the TSA agent nearly touched your anal sphincter. Did it clamp shut just now? Good, then it worked.

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    127. Re:OPT OUT by Wild_dog! · · Score: 2

      So people who have concerns about the safety of the body scanners and extra radiation exposure are alarmist or sensationalist?

      We know enough about radiation exposure to proceed with caution. I understand that there is a large economic push by the lobbyists selling these machines and that such people have managed to push these things onto the population using fear of terrorism as their proxy. But that doesn't mean that everyone should just go along with it.

      Accumulative radiation exposure manifests decades down the road and I am not surprised that there are no studies on the effects of body scanners yet. Such studies are underway as we speak.
      The results of such studies will come at a much later date.
      People with experience in the field bring up their concerns is not really "sensationalist nonsense".

      As far as his speculation....we already understand the cumulative effects of radiation inducing strand nicking in DNA. The question is not whether this happens, but what the repercussions could be. We also understand there are those with familial flaws in DNA repair mechanisms. In such people inducing another flaw in their DNA repair mechanisms will lead to cancer. Exposing such people indiscriminately is concerning and not alarmist. There are a certain number of folks who have defective repair mechanisms and we know that more people over the course of their lives develop such defects. So speculating is based on the underlying epidemiological information we already have is merely bringing up more questions to think about. So the concerns in the article are reasonable.

      I don't see a network TCP/IP level killing you personally. Your analogy is not really comparable.
      However, if you had put a body scanner in your building and started seeing problems with your network, you might want to investigate it. You might even give and interview and have that put out on the AP wire.

    128. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because that story is totally true.

      http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/patdown.asp

    129. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that never happened; the original story was on a satirical website, which bills itself as patently false.

    130. Re:OPT OUT by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Given that there is not much more than skin on a knee, I'd say it reacts exactly as GP says it does.

      So how does it feel to be a toady to the authoritarians?

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    131. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent here... can't say I am surprised that I am being modded down as a troll seeing as how the political demographics of Slashdot have been screaming to the right a lot more lately... but I just want to say that I wasn't trying to make a political statement, my post was 110% hand on the Bible serious. If anybody predicts that the GP's post will turn out any differently in the United States then please share.

      Can anybody tell me in complete seriousness that they believe if Ghandi was alive today and was in America that he would not be villified by the media?

    132. Re:OPT OUT by sjames · · Score: 1
      p>The TSA seems impervious to bad press. Even to the bad press of a state threatening to arrest the lot of them for assault (net result, the state was counter-threatened by the feds).

      OTOH, if the airlines found themselves drowning in red ink, you can bet they would have some really interesting conversations with senators and congressmen.

    133. Re:OPT OUT by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Hi ! We're your local Search and Rescue group.

      We approve of this message.

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    134. Re:OPT OUT by sjames · · Score: 1

      Except we have a right to travel without assault. The rules don't work if the sign says fine dining but when you get inside you discover it's a boxing ring.

    135. Re:OPT OUT by Pope · · Score: 1

      Why are you travelling for days without cleaning yourself? It's a) personally gross, and b) a horrible thing to inflict on your fellow passengers.

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    136. Re:OPT OUT by icebrain · · Score: 1

      Why isn't it acceptable?

      Getting groped and felt up just to get on a plane and go from one city to another is just as unacceptable as getting virtually strip-searched to do the same.

      Would it be acceptable to undergo these invasive procedures every time you got on a bus or train? What about every time you went to work? Or every time your kids went to school? Would it be acceptable for the police to stop and search anyone operating a vehicle at any time?

      If I walked up to any random person on the street and started feeliing around like the TSA does, I'd be locked up and labeled a sex offender for life. If I ran a business and started searching my customers or my employees this way, the same thing would probably happen, and I'd also be facing a bunch of sexual harassment suits.

      And yet, if a bunch of government thugs do that to me for simply trying to board an airplane on a legitimate ticket, I'm supposed to smile happily and say "thank you sir, may I have another?" I'm supposed to stand by and watch contentedly as some goon in light blue touches my kid in a performance that would be considered child porn if I recorded it.

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    137. Re:OPT OUT by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      That may be cool and all, but would cost most people orders of magnitude more than commercial passenger air travel. Financially, it only makes sense if you end up flying on a weekly basis.

      My biggest concern is that the general public can barely be arsed to drive to the airport safely in a system that only requires two dimensional thinking, little interaction with the rest of the world and the mental abilities of a paramecium. What would happen when they have to deal with an entire other dimension? They can't just put the plane in 4 wheel drive and drive across the median...

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    138. Re:OPT OUT by sjames · · Score: 1

      I have my concerns as well. In a medical setting, we have strict requirements for equipment certification and the technicians are required to have extensive training. Why does the TSA get to operate uncertified equipment with barely trained flunkies.

    139. Re:OPT OUT by eth1 · · Score: 1

      This is a non-violence approach as best as Ghandi himself would have come up with. If the everyone opted for a pat down, then there would be massive queues as the TSA sods could not keep up with the folks in line, that gives them bad press - which is the last thing they want coming up to an election.

      A possibly more effective solution: Refuse to fly. Take a bus, take a train, drive, or forgo travel, but don't pay into the system by buying a plane ticket.

      So instead of buying a ticket and at least getting something for my money, I'm forced to pay into the system via tax dollars when the airlines get bailed out?

    140. Re:OPT OUT by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      So people who have concerns about the safety of the body scanners and extra radiation exposure are alarmist or sensationalist?

      If they have no evidence to back it up, and if conventional scientific wisdom says "it is incredibly unlikely to cause anything more than thermal effects", then yes. All signs point to this being as dangerous as WiFi radiation, and considerably less dangerous than actually getting on the plane and going into the upper atmosphere.

      We know enough about radiation exposure to proceed with caution.

      The problem is that there is widespread ignorance about what "radiation" is. Your fluorescent lightbulb above your head is giving off many kinds of radiation, but none (that hit you) are generally harmful. In high enough intensity, that spectrum of radiation could certainly cause negative (thermal) effects; but that doesnt mean we need to complain about TSA procedures because they involve fluorescent lightbulbs.

      Likewise, if you have a space heater, it is probably giving off loads of infrared radiation, which is generally understood to become harmful at about the time it is no longer tolerable from a pain standpoint. Terahertz radiation falls in about the same category (infrared), and noone (AFAIK) has shown it to do anything more than heat stuff up.

    141. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or swim if you live surrounded by water. : p

    142. Re:OPT OUT by eth1 · · Score: 1

      I do this, and take the opportunity to tell the TSA guy that he really ought to do some Google searches for "terahertz radiation" if he's going to be exposed to it all day. So far all the guys I've said that too seemed interested, perhaps more so because I was actually friendly and not calling them sexual predators like most people seem to. If they won't stand next to those machines, those machines can't be there.

      Go one step further and suggest that there might be a big pay day if it turns out they were exposed to something dangerous. Nothing like a little greed to get thing moving...

    143. Re:OPT OUT by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      We don't want to scare the bejesus out of you. We want to scare The Jesus into you!

      Signed,

      The secular, but God fearing Christian States of America.

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    144. Re:OPT OUT by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Heh I'm not coming over, not because of the people, because most are just nice and friendly and quite interested when I tell them I am from the Netherlands, but I don't like being treated like a criminal when I enter a country. Having my pic taken, fingerprints etc, and that data being shared with multiple agencies, etc.

      You're not being treated like a criminal. You're being treated like the rest of us citizens, comrade.

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    145. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would rather not move to or visit the New Delhi of America in the United States of America. The sooner Canada builds the Great Wall of Canada to protect us from the hoards of terrorists and criminals trying to enter this country the sooner I can dismantle my anti-personnel minefields around my property. Besides, I hunt MBA holders working at hedge fund firms and take no prisoners; nothing sweeter in the early morning than hearing junior crying for daddy seconds before his neck snaps like a twig.

    146. Re:OPT OUT by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      It might bother you more to think that the gloves they've been using all day on other peoples junk is now about to rub on your junk.

      The gloves are there to protect the TSA personnel, not you.

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    147. Re:OPT OUT by VortexCortex · · Score: 2

      I always ask the groper, "how do you feel about your mother being treated this way"

      I said something similar once...
      "My grandma is dead," was the reply.
      I almost felt bad for saying it, then I realised that if I were dead I wouldn't have to stand for this erosion of my rights via unreasonable search.

      "Ah, Give me Liberty or Give me Death," I said. Which raised a few eyebrows. "She was more of an American than either of us."

      Still, it was an uncomfortable pat down for us both.

    148. Re:OPT OUT by supergumby · · Score: 1

      Terahertz radiation does not cause cancer. I recently completed a masters degree studying terahertz waves. You may be confusing the terahertz scanners with the X-ray scanners, which DO cause cancer.

    149. Re:OPT OUT by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      That would be really funny, except that it isn't.
      The only place left in the US that I haven't been and ever really wanted to see was New Orleans.
      You get that fixed yet?

      Of course you are always welcome to come to Canada. We are having a little bit of success resisting pressure from the US to be exactly like them. I read yesterday that four former AG's and a bunch of ex-mayors here are campaigning to legalize marijuana. There is significant pressure from the US to keep it illegal.

    150. Re:OPT OUT by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      I'm a lot more comfortable with the idea of a woman doing the pat down - even if she's old and/or ugly for the much the same reason I prefer female doctors.

      Ah yes, they have smaller hands. A real boon if a cavity search is warranted.

    151. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Making moaning noises and it is the fastest pat down ever!

    152. Re:OPT OUT by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      Driving certainly should be considered transport. Just put scanners at weigh stations and wave in drivers at random for inspection.

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    153. Re:OPT OUT by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      And when you talk to the press talk about how they do it in Israel and what Bruce Schneier has to say about that.

      The Israeli experience doesn't really scale. Remember, they essentially have one International airport - Ben Gurion. Not several thousand. Besides, if you think Americans are uncomfortable now, just wait until a plain clothes security guy comes through the aircraft cabin with an Uzi. We really don't want to emulate Israel.

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    154. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I'm sure women who feel they were singled out in a body scanner so male security personnel could look at blurry pictures of their bodies would much rather be physically touched by those same men.

      If I was a woman I would definitely opt for the manual pat-down and and vocalize my "pleasure." Ohhhh! Yes! That feels so good! More, more, more! And finish it off with "was that as satisfying for you as it was for me?"

    155. Re:OPT OUT by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      We don't want to scare the bejesus out of you. We want to scare The Jesus into you!

      Signed,

      The secular, but God fearing Christian States of America.

      We should all move to Sweden

    156. Re:OPT OUT by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Reluctant homosexuality?

      Cut him some slack. He's just flying on business trip, not getting psychoanalyzed.

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    157. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/patdown.aspBe sure to double check your outrageous stories first.

    158. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His name is cummings. CUMMINGS!

    159. Re:OPT OUT by networkBoy · · Score: 2

      I did.
      I have my first flight lesson in a couple months (ground training first).
      Learning to fly is not all that expensive. Buying a plane with any reasonable range (that can carry a family of 4)? That's a bitch...
      -nB

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    160. Re:OPT OUT by omnichad · · Score: 1

      A range of less than a centimeter? Surely it could do better than that.

    161. Re:OPT OUT by networkBoy · · Score: 2

      The two seater he mentioned has less than a 300 nm range. I've been looking at planes (since my wife signed me up for flight lessons). A 4 seater with a 600nm range is going to cost $400K used, at a bargain price, which means likely another $50-$100K in maintenance before it is really airworthy. If I wanted a Cessna Citation or similar plane I am looking at $2M and up.
      -nB

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    162. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonsense. Vote with your wallet. Your method is the same as all the other cowards who still fly, still use paypal, still vote republican or democrat... it's oooh so convenient and you don't want to give up a single convenience to fight for your freedom. You don't deserve it. "Hey daddy, what did you do to stop this fascist societty" "Uhm well nothing, oh yeah I asked for a pat down."

    163. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a fake article. http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/patdown.asp

    164. Re:OPT OUT by sexconker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You get more radiation from being in a high altitude, unshielded aircraft (a LOT more, IIRC).

      I don't see radiation as being a point of controversy.

      You're a moron, and the TSA and the government love you for being one.

      The scanners are operated by untrained monkeys.
      The scanners are not calibrated.
      The scanners are not tested.
      The scanners are not maintained.

      And of course, the radiation you receive on the flight mostly passes through you. The radiation you receive from the scanner is all absorbed in a few milimeters of your skin. You get orders of magnitude more radiation expsure from a scanner than you do from a flight, even if you believe the scanners are outputting the "safe" amounts of radiation that they claim.

    165. Re:OPT OUT by CBravo · · Score: 1

      The latest worries are about unburned fuel in the airconditioning system (which is carcinogenic) in certain types of aircraft.

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    166. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This land of free looks seriously fucked up from here.

    167. Re:OPT OUT by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      My flight needs would require a plane that would be absurdly cost prohibitive, i.e., back and forth from the Washington, D.C. area to the Eastern Caribbean. I know one can island hop, but that takes a lot of time.

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    168. Re:OPT OUT by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      Same here. I used to live in the US, still have many friends there - in a rather convenient holiday location even (Florida) and they have nice places with pools where I'd be welcome. I don't want to go anymore. It always sucked going through US immigration, but now with fingerprinting, groping, entrance fee and credit card information storing ... I'll pass.

      Last time I went to Singapore the immigration agent said "Welcome" and offered me a sweet. Singapore has it's own problems, but that was a great example how a civilized country should present itself.

    169. Re:OPT OUT by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      I totally agree, but this isn't always an option

      Unless you're flying to receive an organ transplant the next day, it's always an option.

      Granted, some people would rather reap the rewards of flying, but that's a value judgment.

      In a world where everybody could band together to crush the ridiculous traffic ticket revenue machine by simply challenging every ticket in court - but they don't because they'd rather pay than confront - I don't see 'opt out' as an effective enough strategy. I guess it's better than nothing if that's the minimum you're willing to do, though.

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    170. Re:OPT OUT by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      the state was counter-threatened by the feds

      And the State backed down like a bunch of yellow cowards. All hat, no cattle.

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    171. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Airplanes are like boats, horses, and women. The initial acquisition costs are nothing compared to the ongoing and extremely expensive maintenance and usage costs.

      Gas? $$$
      Runway fees? $$$ (you didn't think you could just land at any random airport for free, did you?)
      Maintenance? $$$$$$

      FAA has some pretty strict rules if you intend to continue flying that old $15k plane. One of the things they mandate is a complete engine rebuild and recertification on fairly short intervals, which are VERY expensive to have done.

      So no, buying your own airplane is not a viable opt-out strategy unless you are a wealthy person.

    172. Re:OPT OUT by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Except we have a right to travel without assault.

      49 USC Section 40103 (a) (2):

      A citizen of the United States has a public right of transit through the navigable airspace.

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    173. Re:OPT OUT by sjames · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

    174. Re:OPT OUT by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Better yet, have your underwear handy, and offer it to the groper after the pat-down as a 'souvenir' for the 'good time'. A thong/banana hammock would be perfect.

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    175. Re:OPT OUT by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      There are no trains to Mexico anymore unfortunately. You can take trains most of the way though from the Northern US and then take a bus across the border. I much prefer trains to buses, but US trains tend to suck and be overpriced compared to buses, and so far, bus terminals have been less infested with the TSA than train stations. Eventually of course train stations will be like our airports are now and bus terminals will be like the train stations used to be. It will all shift down until you get to private cars and even bicycles. Horse and buggy transportation might hold out a bit longer because, along with walking, it was actually around when the constitution was written.

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    176. Re:OPT OUT by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      nm can mean "nanometer", but it can also mean "nautical mile". I don't think it takes a genius to figure out which was meant here.

    177. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I've heard, the female version sometimes includes the (female) TSA agent verifying, with the side of her hand, that there's nothing hidden up in the passenger's cameltoe. In the meantime, she gets a clit massage.

    178. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A 4 seater with a 600nm range is going to cost $400K used

      BULLSHIT!!!!! You're completely detached from reality!!!!

      There are TONS of planes available with four seats, 600nm range, and less than $100k. Hell, there's lots to look at even in the $40k-$60k range. If you're looking at a $400K plane, you're trying to buy a VERY HIGH END PLANE. Most people don't even look at such planes. For you, used means a year or two old. For most people, used means at least a decade old or more. And for the majority, it means two or three decades old. And for planes, that's basically meaningless. Hell, at the price you're shopping, you can buy a brand new fucking plane!!!!!! You've clearly borrowed several other people's reality distortion field and have them, plus your own, set to maximum.

      Basically nothing in your post is close to reality for the majority of pilots. Just because you think you need a used $1,000,000 aircraft, doesn't mean you're dealing with reality nor does it mean that's what the majority of the world does. I paid a fraction of what you did for a really nice, well equipped plane, and I get to hear phrases like, "slow for the jet traffic ahead." And no, that's absolutely not hyperbole nor is it an exaguration. And yes, I've done 600nm non-stop, with cargo and backseat filled, which is about the limits of me and my wife's bladder.

      Annuals on most planes run between $1200-$2500, depending on what needs attention and the complexity of the aircraft. Fixed gear planes tend to be closer to the low end than high-end. A hangar will cost anywhere from $120-$350/mo, and yes there are exceptions. So yearly costs including hangar, insurance, and maintenance is more like $4k-$7k/yr. Your numbers are stupid crazy and are in no way reflective of anything the majority of pilots are looking at. And if you're looking at $100k in maintenance on a $500k plane, you're flying a jet, not a piston. We're not even close to talking about the same thing you moron. Hell, your fuel costs are going to exceed the monthly plane+insurance costs most pilots pay. In fact, the cost of start+taxi+take off for your, is likely equal to total round trip in fuel for most pilots flying light GA.

      Beyond that, there are tons of flying clubs and partnerships you can look at which make flying nice planes far, far more affordable. Realistically, your numbers are bat shit stupid crazy and not the least bit relative. So please, go eat your fish eggs on toast and ignore the rest of the planet - as clearly you have every intention of doing.

      So please people, ignore everything in his post and its useless information coming from an elitist. He's comments are exactly like a Ferrari owner bragging that if you didn't spend what he did, no sports car is worth owning. This stupidity is astounding.

      And to address some of the delusional comments made in other posts, the vast, vast, vast majority of airports in the US do not have runway fees. These are paid for via aviation fuel taxes.

      And yes, you can do maintenance yourself, depending on the type of maintenance. Things like oil changes can be done without any issue. To do full blown maintenance on aircraft, you do need to get your certification. But if you have these, you are free to do your own maintenance which can save tons of money.

      Also, typical cruise is around 130mph. Slower if you go for some of the tiny airplanes others are recommending. Having said that, the majority of light GA aircraft flying single seat and occasionally have a second seat filled. For most pilots, a four seater is a waste of space, fuel, and money.

      Realistically, if you want something like a C150 in decent shape and engine time left, expect to pay around $30k. And if you shop hard, you can beat that by around $5k.

    179. Re:OPT OUT by garrettg84 · · Score: 1

      Lots of people have cars in that price range. There are even a large handful that have multiple cars in that price range when one would suffice. Why does a 45k price tag on a new mode of transportation sound so outrageous?

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    180. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a shame though, pre-Bush I really wanted to visit some places in the US like Boston and New Orleans.

      Shame that my government is actively discouraging people like you from coming to visit. Both cities you mentioned would be great places to compare the various cultural differences in America.

      I can't speak to Boston, but New Orleans is an amazing town. I was there about a year after Katrina hit, so I saw a LOT of devastation on the drive in. What they don't tell you on the news is that a LOT of areas were hit hard, not just the minority neighborhoods (but why report on that when Kanye can just claim Dubya hates black people). Even in the midst of recovering from a disaster I noticed something. While there was still quite a bit of anger toward the government, the people were amazingly friendly, welcoming, and seemed to be doing their best to enjoy life despite what had happened. And if you travel to the French Quarter, it's a culture of its own. Plenty of places to get completely hammered (if that's your thing), along with tons of history, and some of the best food I've ever had.

    181. Re:OPT OUT by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      You are aware that there are still plenty of nudoscopes that use actual ionizing radiation, aka x-rays, to do the virtual strip searches, right? We haven't switched over to 100% millimeter wave scanners just yet, and there are no plans to do so. Your argument is more appropriate to the mmw scanners. Ionizing radiation is cumulative. Even relatively small doses increase your cancer risk. I agree that the 27-30 Ghz 'radiation' is likely to be harmless at low levels. It's about the same as getting shot with Ka band police radar from half a mile away. The x-ray scanners are another matter entirely.

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    182. Re:OPT OUT by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      And this illustrates (a touch harshly) why I need lessons...

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    183. Re:OPT OUT by ichthus · · Score: 2

      What use is a plane with a range of a mere 600 nano meters?

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    184. Re:OPT OUT by Wild_dog! · · Score: 1

      Not sure what you are talking about when you say "conventional scientific wisdom". I don't think there is consensus on the use of scanners since there are no longitudinal studies. There are divergent opinions based on the current "scientific wisdom". There are lots of folks with an interest in deploying and in selling scanners that say there is no problem. But the actual knowledge about the risks are all speculative... even by the industry and by the governments.

      I don't think that there is a lack of understanding that ionizing radiation is a problem to the DNA structure of the human body.
      If there were no risk then there would be no provision for caution with pregnant women and small children to be opted out. But there is a consensus that pregnant women and small children should not be scanned because of the risks of ionizing radiation.

      The type of radiation we are talking about is small doses of ionizing radiation (not thermal) capable of changing electrons which can lead to DNA strand nicking. For most people there is no problem since their DNA repair mechanisms will clean up the DNA strand nicking. For people without such robust repair mechanisms this can become a problem which cumulatively will lead to cancer.

      Is Wifi radiation ionizing? I thought it was Non-ionizing.

      "but that doesnt mean we need to complain about TSA procedures because they involve fluorescent lightbulbs."
      "....if you have a space heater, it is probably giving off loads of infrared radiation...."

      Not sure what your meaning is here. The complaint isn't about the use of fluorescent lightbulbs or space heaters, but about scanners using ionizing radiation.

      To me it matters that some folks in the alleged name of public safety and those vying for big government contracts are willing to make everyone a guinea pig for expedience. Actual data will eventually come out to decide the matter one way or another, but in the meantime it is perfectly reasonable to raise concerns based upon what we know about the actual science we have and it is also reasonable to raise questions about safety based upon the limitations of our technology.

      Back last May or sometime it was found that a number the body scanners were actually exposing people to 10 times the amount of radiation they were supposed to. Malfunctions in x-ray equipment has lead to injury and deaths before.

      We are not talking about non-avoidable radiation exposure. Body scanner radiation is optional. So why expose people on mass to ionizing radiation who don't need to be exposed? Expedience? A veneer of safety? For me this is not enough.

      By using the scanners, how many people have been caught with bombs strapped to them? How many people have been caught carrying guns, knives or anything else? Terrorists will always find a way around whatever the security facade is. In the meantime thousands of people will be exposed to extra radiation for no good reason. This doesn't seem a reasonable trade-off to me.

    185. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like a surefire way to increase revenue.

      Allow people to chose their pat-down partner, for a nominal fee. Let the default be some big fat hairy guy named Bubba... or for $10, you can chose from a handful of lovely ladies of varying ethnicity and measurements to find out if that's contraband in your pants, or if you're just happy to see her.

      (and I'm sure certain similar arrangements can be made to satisfy female fliers)

      should I be worried that after writing this, my captcha was "bulge" ...

    186. Re:OPT OUT by makubesu · · Score: 1

      Why would an attractive woman not get the same pat down as an attractive man? Pat downs are done by members of the same gender.

    187. Re:OPT OUT by ks*nut · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the U.S. is now a nation of sheep. We had one revolution here. We're now going out with a whimper.

    188. Re:OPT OUT by w_dragon · · Score: 1

      Most airlines aren't overly profitable, a normal recession will often kill off one or two. The defense industry has much deeper pockets.

    189. Re:OPT OUT by gknoy · · Score: 1

      I wonder if anyone has studied the effect that the thermal effects have on fertility.

    190. Re:OPT OUT by bityz · · Score: 2

      for those that don't realize that this is a joke... this is fake news

    191. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry, story is fake at least according to snopes. http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/patdown.asp

    192. Re:OPT OUT by akgooseman · · Score: 1

      A possibly more effective solution: Refuse to fly.

      YES to that! Some travel is absolutely required but much (most?) is not. Refuse to fly. Write to the airlines and tell them why you aren't flying. Write your congress-people. Tell them you aren't afraid. Tell them to get rid of the TSA. Do something other than continuing to support federal invasions of privacy and useless expenditure of money.

    193. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learning to fly is not all that expensive. Buying a plane with any reasonable range (that can carry a family of 4)? That's a bitch...

      Depends on what you're looking for. Most people focus on the total cost of a plane's purchase but forget that you can pay on it over 15-20 years, making it more in line with a car or boat payment. For a lot of people, that's buying a nice bass boat or another car/truck. Basically when you see people with a really nice bass/ski boat, very likely they could have been a plane owner instead.

      And if you're looking for something economical with four seats to fly, checkout Moonies. They are really hard to beat. Useful load is comparable to that of a 182 but its faster than a 182 and sips less fuel. In fact, in fuel costs alone, most Moonies can pay for a new engine every 2000 hours versus the difference of that burned in a 182 over the same period of time. Try looking for an E, F, or J model Mooney. They have real backseats, large enough for four adults. Though you will find a price jump when it comes to the J model.

      The fact is, tons more people can afford to fly and be involved in aviation than is widely believed. As I said above, if you can afford a nice bass boat, you can afford to fly.

      Also, far too many people focus on owning a plane. Look around for flying clubs and/or plane partnerships. Frequently for a fraction of the cost of owning, you can fly really nice planes. And even better, when those surprise mechanical issues pop up, you get to spread the pain amongst the owners/members. Given most people don't get anywhere near full utilization of their aircraft, this option should not be overlooked.

    194. Re:OPT OUT by Mitreya · · Score: 1

      Folks, you can ask not to go through the scanners. Just say "OPT OUT". You get the pat down, of course, but from my experience, it seems to bother them more than it bothers me. And it sends a message.

      I always take that option. Last time I flew it took at least 5-7 minutes to find an agent for pat down. All the meanwhile my brand new, expensive laptop was sitting on the other end of the x-ray line, out of the bag and out of my eyesight. I'll keep opting out, but they are not making it easy.

    195. Re:OPT OUT by wiedzmin · · Score: 1

      They already have scanners on all border crossings and portable scanner vans patrolling the streets (in New York I believe)...

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    196. Re:OPT OUT by jmerlin · · Score: 1

      I heard if you dial up the radiation to guaranteed-to-give-superpowers-or-kill levels, you can see more detail in the nudie scans, though! Damn right we're cranking it up!

    197. Re:OPT OUT by wiedzmin · · Score: 1

      Because if they don't, according to them, something terrible will surely happen. We know it hasn't so far, not thanks to them... but just wait until something does happen - they will be ecstatic in their "I told you so" lamenting and more surveillance will follow. "Cancer of the few outweighs the safety of the many" should be their motto.

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    198. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, that article was satire. It should be modded funny, not informative.

      http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/patdown.asp

    199. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last I heard, the UK was in the list of those not offering a pat down, at least in certain airports.

      Should be fun when the inevitable lawsuits start rolling in when the machines are found dangerous.

    200. Re:OPT OUT by uigrad_2000 · · Score: 1

      Oh, I definitely did not say it is outrageous. Quite the opposite, spending 45k on a plane is probably a better investment than spending 15k on a car, once you consider how much the value will decrease on both over 2-3 years.

      I was just saying that 15k for an airworthy plane is not right. The AC above me threw out that number, and had to be corrected.

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    201. Re:OPT OUT by lazarus · · Score: 1

      I opt out every single time. And I pretend to know nothing about the technology. "No way, I don't want to be x-rayed". It's not an x-ray sir, its..." "I don't care what it is damnit. I dont' want cancer from your damn machine..." "Okay, sir, okay. Just step over here..."

      There should at least be SOME benefits to getting old. This is one. You can pretend to be insane and people will do whatever you want them to.

      I wear track pants and leave my underwear in my luggage. You think *I'm* uncomfortable? Not as uncomfortable as the guy patting down the old man not wearing any underwear I can assure you... Someone needs to counterbalance these young thrill-seekers.

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    202. Re:OPT OUT by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      If that is all you can find, you're doing it wrong.

      Look at the experimentals. You won't have difficulty keeping it under $50k(US).

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    203. Re:OPT OUT by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      You can do a lot of it yourself. There is just a vested interest in the industry to tell you that you can't. Better yet, is to buy an experimental. Then you can do everything but sign off on the annual inspection yourself. Finding a IA to pencil whip the signoff is easy.

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    204. Re:OPT OUT by sjames · · Score: 1

      And yet, we know people not getting proper medical scans that they need leads to bad things every day, but we can't seem to find any money for that.

    205. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TSA = If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first!

    206. Re:OPT OUT by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      David Bowie has a differing view on being afraid of Americans.

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    207. Re:OPT OUT by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      You forgot:
      MSNBC will send Ed Schultz to an airport with an anonymous bunch of people in purple t-shirts to protest the Republicans trying to shut down union jobs.

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    208. Re:OPT OUT by Mr+44 · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? Thanks to muslim hypocrasy, you get things like subjecting females to "virginity checks" (a cop actually penetrates you with his finger to feel if the hymen is present).

    209. Re:OPT OUT by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      God is an American. I didn't know that, but it clears a few things up. Michelle Bachman prolly knows him. Maybe he really does want you to clear the debt.

    210. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anecdote: I was recently pulled over and ticketed for operating a motor vehicle while wearing headphones. I was on my bike.

      IMO, the law is what the enforcer says it is. If they want you, they've got you.

    211. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC, this is exactly what they did durring the Thanksgiving "opt-out" protest.

    212. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laughter IS the best weapon against officious busybodies. . .

      That's why they'll arrest you if you joke about terrorism.

    213. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try being a rape survivor with PTSD triggers on non-consensual groping. Try having a colostomy or other embarrassing medical device of your choice. Try being a transgendered person forced to risk being outed to some random TSA chimp to travel. The epsilon-minus Wal-Mart rejects they hire are not exactly the sort of people who can be relied on to handle such situations discreetly and respectfully.

      Moreover, even for someone who has no such special vulnerability, this sort of treatment is simply unacceptable. You may not have a problem with it - hell, you probably like it and wish they'd shove that jackboot up your ass just that much harder - but the notion that one should be expected to be okay with having the government inspect one's genitals is simply obscene. Make no mistake, this is a rape, and it's about the same thing most other rapes are: the assertion of power so absolute as to abrogate the victims' control over even the most intimate parts of their own bodies. This is the forcible reduction of free persons to 'bare life', as Agamben would put it. This is a seed, and thanks to people like you willing to accept and defend it, it has taken root and become almost impossible to challenge, and now we wait in fear of the next step. When fully matured, this is O'Brian saying to Winston Smith, "If you are a man, Winston, you are the last man. Your kind is extinct; we are the inheritors. Do you understand that you are alone? You are outside history, you are non-existent."

      All in all, I recommend you reconsider your position.

    214. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bad part about the entire security checkpoint ... TSA ... body scanner problem is that all the "terrorists" need to do is attack the security checkpoints. All those people crammed into a small location, I mean really, don't you think the chances are much higher that there would be more causalities and terror created by attacking the checkpoints than attacking a plane? This entire approach is nothing more than a crazy feel good effort that doesn't make us safer and costs a lot of money and discourages people from flying, which in turn hurts the airline industry.

      I feel that we need smarter profiling and a stronger hand. :)

      But hey, we're just too weak for it.

    215. Re:OPT OUT by geekgirlandrea · · Score: 1

      They'll just set up a checkpoint to get in line for the real checkpoint if that happens. What could possibly go wrong?

    216. Re:OPT OUT by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      Most airlines aren't overly profitable, a normal recession will often kill off one or two. The defense industry has much deeper pockets.

      I mean for purposes of bribery -- er -- campaign contributions.

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    217. Re:OPT OUT by z0idberg · · Score: 1

      Don't those two examples lean towards NOT paying top dollar?

    218. Re:OPT OUT by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Truth does tend to work. Only arrogant fools doubt AGW these days, Its not even worth discussing it with them, as they are plain nuts.

    219. Re:OPT OUT by isorox · · Score: 1

      You're making the assumption that the machines are configured / calibrated correctly. I've seen no evidence to indicate that's a valid assumption.

      Really, they're operated by trained radiographers though, who wear dosimeters to ensure there's no unusually high radiation levels.

      Aren't they?

    220. Re:OPT OUT by AaronLS · · Score: 1

      nm? Nanometer? I thought you were making some sort of joke then I realized nautical mile LOL

    221. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG! I can't stop laughing!

    222. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither are American? They're very American. I live in New Zealand, have travelled all through Asia, and have never been through a full body scanner or a patdown. And if I had to, I'd rather completely refuse and get turned back to my own country.

      Visiting China, Korea, Thailand, Russia etc. have been very pleasant experiences for me. I don't want that ruined by travelling to the USA.

    223. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Hindenburg

      To be fair, usually commercial blimps and cruise liners don't crash head-first into similar-sized obstacles like icebergs. Being seaworthy or airworthy doesn't imply that it can ram mountains of rock or ice.

      The Hindenburg didn't "ram mountains of rock or ice", you're thinking of Ben and Teller.

    224. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That story is apocryphal.

    225. Re:OPT OUT by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Or did you think the article didn't accurately reflect his stance?

      When talking about the Daily Mail, this is a very real possibility. They have a long history of misquoting experts or in some cases completely fabricating quotes in order to support a flawed veiw.

      So I wouldn't quote the DM as a reputable source not would I reasonably expect to be taken seriously if I did. What I'd do is find the DM's source and post that.

      Wikipedia was a more reliable source then the Daily Mail on this subject, considerably less alarmist then the DM article. What Dr Brenner said is that the effects of the higher then normal dose of radiation from MM wave scanners was unkown and it's children with gene mutations may not be able to repair the damage to their DNA. What the Daily Mail said was the machines 'could give you cancer'. Even when the DM is trying to do something good, it lies and cheats to do it. This is why the DM is not a reputable or reliable source.

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    226. Re:OPT OUT by Wild_dog! · · Score: 1

      But "could give you cancer" is an accurate portrayal of DNA strand nicking. I assume by the quotation marks whatever expert they were quoting would have made such a statement because it is in fact what could happen in this instance. It is not a hyperbolic statement. It is an accurate statement even coming from DM.

      They didn't exactly lie, cheat or anything in this instance since cancer is what does happen with accumulated, unrepaired DNA strand nicking due to ionizing radiation which about 1/2 of the scanners use. The Xray scanners add to the accumulation a person gets over their lives. Do they cause cancer? Maybe they could in some instances or at least maybe they could play a role.

      I consider myself warned away from DM.

      I only used it as a link because it seemed a succinct presentation of information which counters the previous posters comment:
      "I don't see radiation as being a point of controversy."

      Radiation is one of 2 major points of controversy... the other being privacy. The article was just a quick way to post a tiny refutation of the gross generalization of the previous poster. Not intended to be a thesis on the subject.

    227. Re:OPT OUT by mjwx · · Score: 1

      But "could give you cancer" is an accurate portrayal of DNA strand nicking. I assume by the quotation marks whatever expert they were quoting would have made such a statement because it is in fact what could happen in this instance.

      Which highlights another problem with the Daily Mail. They report speculation, not fact. They've taken a loose connection between "radiation" and "cancer" and attepted to portray it as a link. They didn't exactly lie

      Outright lie, no.
      Mislead and tell half truths, yes.

      One of the DM's biggest problems is that it presents opinions as fact, this is the worst sin for a newspaper but unfortunately, it's Newsgroup policy.

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    228. Re:OPT OUT by Wild_dog! · · Score: 1

      But as I was saying... progressive DNA strand nicking does in fact cause cancer.

      They said the scanners could cause cancer which is a true statement in the same sense that cigarettes could cause lung cancer. You can't pinpoint the direct causality just as you can't with cigarettes, but epidemiological data on repeated ionizing radiation exposure is quite clear. What is uncertain is at what tipping point the moment of no return is.

      It is not merely speculation. The reason they don't scan pregnant women and young children is precisely because the risk is actual and not speculative. There are no lies or half truths which I can discern in this particular article.

      Perhaps DM has it's issues... I don't know since I am not a reader, but I found nothing in the article which is out of place other than the perhaps unclearness of the attribution of the quote in the title. Still the quote is not misleading even if the person who stated it is a bit less clear. I assumed it was Brenner since the article seemed to be reflecting his concerns and such a quote would not be out of alignment with his concerns.

    229. Re:OPT OUT by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      Yes, Iranian cops get the full 20 minute TSA course.

    230. Re:OPT OUT by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Not sure what your meaning is here. The complaint isn't about the use of fluorescent lightbulbs or space heaters, but about scanners using ionizing radiation.

      Thats just it: Millimeter-wave scanners do NOT use X-rays because they are different from backscatter machines. Its radiation is NOT ionizing--ONLY the X-ray backscatter is ionizing; terahertz radiation, once again, is widely believed to only cause thermal effects due to where it lies in the spectrum (between infrared and microwave, neither of which is ionizing).

      The worst you can get on these scanners is that some animals in a few tests exhibited increased tumor rate in line with other animals subjected to significant stress. That is, Terahertz radiation is as carcinogenic as stress, maybe.

      So sure, complain about x-ray backscatter (though those complaints, too, have issues because of a lack of studies showing significant negative effects), but to claim that Terahertz radiation is somehow ionizing and that THATS the reason to stop the TSA just shows your ignorance and sidetracks the conversation.

      Im not personally bothered by the scanners-- but I recognize the issues, and can understand how it could be a big deal for some people. But any discussion about cancer from millimeter-wave systems is ignorant at best, and dishonest at worst.

    231. Re:OPT OUT by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Props to you, sir! You reeled 'em right in.

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    232. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonsense. If you don't run a rogue website that might someday possibly contain child porn or a bwitney spews video you have nothing to worry about coming to US. You are probably one of those wiki criminals!

    233. Re:OPT OUT by Wild_dog! · · Score: 1

      I wasn't talking about 1mm scanners at any point and was talking about xray scanners.

      I didn't claim Terahertz scanners were ionizing. Although there has been some peripheral claims that 1mm scanners can disrupt DNA strands by a different mechanism. But that has not been fully vetted. But that is not what I have been talking about. Not sure where you get me claiming Terahertz scanners are the problem because nowhere did I say that and I'm not sure you can show my ignorance on the subject when you can't even accurately portray what I say.

      Most of my discourse has be about ionizing radiation and hence about the scanners in the US which use ionizing radiation.
      Roughly 50% of scanners in the US are x-ray scanners and perhaps a greater percentage of the next 1000 being rolled out. And this past March or May when they were tested, a percentage of them were found to be emitting 10x the radiation per scan that they were supposed to.

      If this isn't concerning, I'm not sure what you would be concerned about. Xray equipment which is not operating normally has been the cause of numerous injuries and deaths. Now we have them open and unshielded in a public space. Fantastic!

      Counter to what you say, there is NOT a lack of studies showing the negative and cummulative effects of ionizing radiation. That is just utter non-sense. What is being argued about the xray scanners is that the amount is so tiny so as not to be significant. But that has more to do with them being operational within certain parameters. If they are not then people will be exposed to higher levels of ionizing radiation. I would disagree with their use when there are scanners which can achieve the same goal which do not use ionizing radiation.

      I'm glad you aren't bothered by scanners, but that is not how everyone feels for various reasons. I would never put one of my kids through any of them or myself. Ionizing scanners just need to go. And for me, all scanner need to go since they are just basically a veneer of safety which doesn't do much if anything for actual safety and security. Additionally, I don't care to have my junk on display for the Apes at the TSA especially when I am zero threat to any airline or passenger.

      Exactly how many bombers have these things caught?..... None. The terrorists will just find other ways to terrorize. But meanwhile we will all be endlessly hassled for the spectacle of it all.

    234. Re:OPT OUT by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Terahertz topic was mentioned in a different thread, this reply should have gone there.

    235. Re:OPT OUT by Wild_dog! · · Score: 1

      Ah... thanks.
      Lively discussion eh?

    236. Re:OPT OUT by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      To be clear, I think the backscatter thing is ALSO probably way overblown, though there are actual potential issues with that as in theory you CAN get cancer from a large enough dose.

      I feel like the cancer thing is a huge gigantic distraction; if studies come out showing that the dose they are using is, in fact, insignificant, there goes a huge part of the argument against the scanners when thats not even the main reason (AFAIK) that people oppose them.

    237. Re:OPT OUT by Wild_dog! · · Score: 1

      In general, if given the opportunity to avoid getting an Xray done at the doctor I will.
      Last time I was at the hospital with my daughter they wanted to do a CT of my daughter. They were quite insistent and insinuated that it was needed and I might not be doing the best thing for my daughter by not getting it.

      I asked them how it would change treatment and they couldn't tell me. Finally I asked another doctor if they would recommend a different course of treatment once they did the CT. She told me it would just firm up the diagnosis.
      I passed. No sense exposing people to ionizing radiation of any sort just because they need to nail their diagnosis.

      Since I view most of what goes on at the Airport security to be for show, they are exposing a lot of people to ionizing radiation just because. This is not really in the best interest of the public at large. A waste of time, taxpayer dollars, does little to protect the population from terrorism and needlessly exposes the public to ionizing radiation which is a health hazzard. Then of course there is the fact that people are being revealed naked for everyone. I think this is appalling personally.

      It isn't the dose of any given exposure that will give you cancer.... it is the accumulated exposure. People can argue that the dose is so small as to be statistically insignificant, but then again they can't say if someone does end up with cancer that that scan was not the one that did it.

      There is a risk when you have something emitting ionizing radiation in an open unshielded space for it to malfunction or not be properly calibrated which is what they found back in march or may of last year.

      Anyhow radiation is a bit of a distraction and.... you are right that the likelihood is any given exposure causing cancer is small and the cancer issue pales in comparison with the modesty and privacy concerns.

      I can just say that me an my family will not be walking thru them at any point.

    238. Re:OPT OUT by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Well comrade, being dutch and still used to freedom, I refuse to be treated like scum, thanks.

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    239. Re:OPT OUT by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Thats not exactly how the radiation works, AFAIK. As I understand it, if you take X amount of radiation in a 5 minute period, it may end up giving you cancer or destroying your bone marrow; whereas the same dosage spread out over a 1 year span may have no appreciable impact on your body: your body already expects some DNA damage, and has mechanisms in place to deal with it.

      It is not a sure thing, for instance, that the Fukushima workers who received "worrying" doses (close to enough to cause symptoms like nausea-- 200mSv) will have ANY long term damage or ANY increased risk of cancer, because it is entirely possible their bodies will simply repair the damage.

      So if the dosage from the backscatter machines is, in fact, as low as is being claimed here:

      Other scientists at Columbia University have made the following statements in support of the safety of body scanners:[66]
      "A passenger would need to be scanned using a backscatter scanner, from both the front and the back, about 200,000 times to receive the amount of radiation equal to one typical CT scan," said Dr. Andrew J. Einstein, director of cardiac CT research at Columbia University Medical Center in New York City. "Another way to look at this is that if you were scanned with a backscatter scanner every day of your life, you would still only receive a tenth of the dose of a typical CT scan," he said. By comparison, the amount of radiation from a backscatter scanner is equivalent to about 10 minutes of natural background radiation in the United States, Einstein said. ......For moms-to-be, no evidence supports an increased risk of miscarriage or fetal abnormalities from these scanners, Einstein added. "A pregnant woman will receive much more radiation from cosmic rays she is exposed to while flying than from passing through a scanner in the airport," he said.

      The majority of that section in wikipedia seems to be about how we have this grossly disproportionate response to these machines when the risks from flying are so much greater that the cancer aspect of the scanners is really insignificant. Its sort of akin to worrying about the risks of bluetooth radiation as you bike to work every day in a city: the bluetooth has many orders of magnitude less risk associated with it compared to biking to work in a city, but often people lose perspective when faced with something unfamiliar and hone in on it.

      So once again, its not helpful to the conversation at ALL, and if you have any real privacy or big government concerns about the scanners, it would be much better to focus on them than on this red herring of an issue.

    240. Re:OPT OUT by Wild_dog! · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info. I find that I need to look into it more. For a long time I have thought it was about cummulative dosage.

      Here is an interesting link which seems to have some merit, but I am no expert. I also am not an anti-nuclear person per se.

      http://www.hiroshimasyndrome.com/radiation-the-no-safe-level-myth.html

      Of course there are still a couple situation which could be problematic. Folks with faulty DNA repair coupled with malfunctioning or mis-calibrated machines. There have been cases of bad consequences in the past with defective machines causing severe damage and even death.

      I suppose I don't understand the need for ionizing radiation scanners when 1mm scanners do not damage DNA. Why are we deploying them?

    241. Re:OPT OUT by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Its a good read, and matches a lot of what Ive heard, but I would exercise caution about their Chernobyl "no cancer" anecdote-- Ive heard that before, but when I googled a few days ago I got conflicting results, some saying that there WAS an increase in cancer among locals.

      Anyways, caution is good, but perspective in all things.

    242. Re:OPT OUT by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      You didn't try to sell her on the cost savings of the greater mileage and (potentially) cheaper insurance of riding your bike? I mean, it's all lies - but like any lie you can spin it into a plausible half-truth!

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    243. Re:OPT OUT by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

      hahahahaha.

      Linking to Fox News is only not credible if what Fox News is reporting is not credible.

      wait, what? never heard that one before.

    244. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fucking stupid.

    245. Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the fuck want to live in a shitty police state, shock full with niggers and fatasses.

      Fuck you and your shitty country!

  11. You can solve any problem... by montyzooooma · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... by throwing more money and resources at it, right?

    Who is going to keep an eye on the passenger advocates?

    "So nat'ralists observe, a flea Hath smaller fleas that on him prey, And these have smaller fleas that bite 'em, And so proceed ad infinitum."

    1. Re:You can solve any problem... by fizzer06 · · Score: 1

      They'll have to hire some people for that, too.

    2. Re:You can solve any problem... by StoutFiles · · Score: 1

      Who Watches The Watchmen? Clearly this is some PR at work, and the "advocates" won't do anything.

  12. pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who decided the women were cute? We need pictures...

  13. Re:OPT OUT- If you're in a country that allows it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Nice try, unless you are flying out of Australia to the United States. More to follow, I'm sure.

  14. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I deeply apologize for the vulgar heading but I am ashamed to think that these thugs in the TSA are part of the same department as the Coast Guard. This is an obvious abuse of power from these "rent a cops" that are under the impression that they have power over the private citizen. Just a Coastie speaking his mind.

    1. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, you Coast Guard guys are so superior, huh ?

      You're the fascist thugs who rip pleasure boats apart looking for drugs which
      are not there and arrest people for the crime of traveling to Cuba.

      Nice try, but you guys are part of the same fascist crew as the TSA, and
      everyone with a brain knows it.

    2. Re:Bullshit by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      Coasties are thugs too, and they enforce unjust laws, but at least their job does not involve raping little boys, and occasionally they really do help people in trouble at sea.

      I have been arrested a few times and thrown in jail briefly and neither the initial frisk during arrest, nor the cursory search before jail involved having my genitals or ass crack or anus fondled. The only time you get that are when entering long term prison or flying out of a US airport.

      I just don't think most macho, tough guy, thuggish LEOs are into that sort of thing. Maybe some, but most prefer to avoid it and do. They get their kicks by beating the shit out of (or just shooting) anyone who so much as looks at them the wrong way. Not by stroking other guy's dicks. That's definitely more of a TSA thing.

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  15. Not a surprise... by Mashiki · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There were reports in europe about airport screeners doing the same thing not only to women, but to religious minorities. In turn people are corrupt, and when you take people who get 4 hours of training(give or take a little bit), and give them any type of authority. Bad things happen, like abuse of power.

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  16. It does make sense to scan the hotties by netwarerip · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since you'd have a better chance of seeing some foreign object on a chick with a slim body. Fat chicks might have layers that hide the contraband, so they may as well scan the hot ones and increase their chances of catching something.
    Plus you have to figure it's more likely that a slim, hot chick is a drug mule than a fat chick, because if the fat chick was a cokehead she wouldn't be fat.
    Damn, I have been underestimating the TSA guys all along, they got it all figured out!

    1. Re:It does make sense to scan the hotties by Tsingi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Since you'd have a better chance of seeing some foreign object on a chick with a slim body...

      We smuggled two wineskins into a concert once by taping them to a fat chicks legs. Everyone was losing their dope and booze to searches. We got in with two full wineskins! (Can't remember what they were full of)

    2. Re:It does make sense to scan the hotties by Tsingi · · Score: 0

      I wish I had moderator points left this week to mod you down. Try acting like a grown up. If you do, you might actually get some from a decent woman.

      There are no decent women, they are all evil. However, drop decent and you have a point.

    3. Re:It does make sense to scan the hotties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Country gravy. They were full of country gravy.

    4. Re:It does make sense to scan the hotties by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but everyone else had hot dates.

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    5. Re:It does make sense to scan the hotties by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but everyone else had hot dates.

      LOL! Maybe, we had a few hotties too.

  17. Senator Charles Schumer brought us SOAPA didn't he by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Senator Charles Schumer brought us SOAPA didn't he?

  18. Enough is enough by Zebedeu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After hearing the claims, Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY) announced plans to introduce legislation that would require the presence of "passenger advocates" at airports to deal with complaints like these.

    No, no, no!
    Just stop with the scans!

    The correct solution to this problem isn't to add more and more layers of complexity on top. It's to simply accept that this whole thing was a bad idea and drop it.
    It's like some bizarro world where the obvious answer is starting everybody in the face but nobody wants to reach for it, so they try to find ways around it.

    1. Re:Enough is enough by Theophany · · Score: 1

      It's like some bizarro world where the obvious answer is starting everybody in the face but nobody wants to reach for it, so they try to find ways around it.

      How is that different from the 'real' world. Politicians always pull this kind of shit.

    2. Re:Enough is enough by Malties · · Score: 1

      And once these passenger advocates is not advocating in the "correct" way we can add an advocate advisor the the payroll to oversee the advocates overseeing the screeners. And a supervisor for the overseer, and a manager for the supervisor... I see unemployement going down!

    3. Re:Enough is enough by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Because it's far easier to hire somebody else into a useless powerless job. Want something effective make a real overi=sight position over the TSA with power to fire anybody on the spot and cancel any programs, methods or policies as they see fit. They only need to pay them for one day so they can close down the TSA and let the airlines go back to metal detectors run by there own people.

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    4. Re:Enough is enough by RandomUsername99 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But the idea has worked perfectly. Everything has gone according to plan.

      They're not blind, they don't specifically 'want' security to be worse, or people's grandmothers to be groped... they just don't care. If they play the game right while they control the government money flow now, they're going to be making a ton of money selling their political access and clout to companies like RapiScan when they're back in the private sector.

      It was a great idea and worked perfectly for them, because it insured that they'd be making a lot of money for a really long time.

      I used to think this viewpoint was overly cynical... but who was outspokenly speaking publicly in favor of RapiScan devices while being paid for what the RapiScan claims was 'unrelated consulting work', which happened to be the time that the government decided to not only use body scanners, but use RapiScan as the vendor? Well, former Chief of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff, of course!

      Whether or not the scanners are effective, or the policies are oppressive is completely irrelevant to the people who make the decision, which means the system is broken in this way. This will require deeper reform to remediate.

    5. Re:Enough is enough by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      You have to remember that a politician, especially this politician, is going to reach for the solution that puts more votes into his pocket. Expanding government workers, and thus the government unions, does this for him.

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    6. Re:Enough is enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [In about one year] The passenger advocates are not doing enough. We need to hire advocate observers to watch them, to make sure they are doing their job correctly. I could go on all day...

  19. What part can't the court's comprehend? by dmgxmichael · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

    How is the TSA screening [i]not[/i] in violation of this. Being forced to go through machines that essentially strip you naked is well outside the bounds of 'reasonable' by the definition of anyone but a politician it seems.

    1. Re:What part can't the court's comprehend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Here's what's going through their heads.

      It looks like a bunch of bureaucrats, their lawyers, and the judges were a big pedantic clusterfuck.

      That's how freedom dies, it wimpers and dies under bureaucratic pedantry and government mendacity.

    2. Re:What part can't the court's comprehend? by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      Those in the judicial branch abandoned their role of guardians of individual liberty a long time ago. Separation of powers was an interesting experiment, but the results were negative. I wish it weren't so, but today's America is incontrovertible evidence for it.

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    3. Re:What part can't the court's comprehend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No constitutional right to air travel.

    4. Re:What part can't the court's comprehend? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      You volunteered. Think about it, even the old fashioned scans of your luggage - long before 9/11, the TSA and whatnot would be illegal if you didn't consent to a search. It's almost the same as EULAs, it's probably somewhere in the Terms & Conditions but who reads them? Most people think "I pay $X, I get a plane ticket from A to B." and the rest is for the lawyers...

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    5. Re:What part can't the court's comprehend? by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      You'd think leaving out "freedom of movement" was kind of a big mistake on the founders' part.

    6. Re:What part can't the court's comprehend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dare you to refuse to get scanned/groped and leave without having to take your flight. Example: On the subway the police can examine my bag If I get picked to have my bag searched, I can say no and walk out (but I can't use the train). Can you do that at the airport? (hint: no)

    7. Re:What part can't the court's comprehend? by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      How is the TSA screening not in violation of this. Being forced to go through machines that essentially strip you naked is well outside the bounds of 'reasonable' by the definition of anyone but a politician it seems.

      Technically speaking, the reason it's not is that you consent to the search when you decide to go through the security checkpoint to get to your flight. So if you don't want to be searched, you should choose not to fly.

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    8. Re:What part can't the court's comprehend? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face, forever.

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    9. Re:What part can't the court's comprehend? by dkf · · Score: 1

      You'd think leaving out "freedom of movement" was kind of a big mistake on the founders' part.

      No, it's just one of the non-enumerated rights that the federal government has no right to restrict. (OTOH, you don't necessarily have the right to travel in a particular privately-owned aircraft at a particular time either.)

      Mind you, the bit that amazes me about US airports is how inefficient all the security in them is. I suspect that a part of the fix would be to simply privatize the enforcement part of the TSA, and instead have the agency be in charge of regulation and ensuring that security is adequate. Meanwhile, the security staff themselves would be more motivated to be efficient and polite since they (and their employer) would be far easier to replace.

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    10. Re:What part can't the court's comprehend? by TheNastyInThePasty · · Score: 1

      (In development)
      "You should choose not to ride the train."

      <TSA expands searches to buses> (In development)
      "You should choose not to ride the bus."

      <TSA expands searches to road checkpoints> (In development)
      "You should choose not to drive your car."

      <TSA expands searches to the sidewalk via vans with mounted scanners> (In development)
      "You should choose not to leave the house."

      <TSA expands to scanning houses> (In development?)
      I think you see where this is going. This is also beside the fact that the Bill of Rights states that the powers not enumerated in the constitution are reserved as rights for the people or the states, so "You have no right to fly" doesn't fly.

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    11. Re:What part can't the court's comprehend? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Actually no. The constitution clearly states "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people." . To the strict constructionist we the people would have a right to air travel since the constitution is silent on the issue of air travel. What muddies the water is the interstate commerce clause and the overly broad interpretation that has been take of it.

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    12. Re:What part can't the court's comprehend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Airport screening has been ruled an administrative search that does not require compliance with the 5th amendment.

      I believe the ruling was by the Supreme Court, and in the early days of airport screening.

      (Coincidentally, the CAPTCHA for my post was "convicts". How apropros for the Theft & Sexual Assault people.)

    13. Re:What part can't the court's comprehend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You aren't forced. You made the decision to book a flight, approach the checkpoint, and walk through the portal. At any time prior to that you could have decided that you didn't want the search and not gone. The search is applied to everyone who chooses to fly commercially and is an administrative search. The courts will do nothing to stop it, only Congress can stop it and they won't do anything until they perceive their chances of reelection are much better if they oppose it.

    14. Re:What part can't the court's comprehend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They aren't forcing you to go through the machines at random. They are only forcing you to go through the machines if you choose to fly. Basically, you are making the choice to go through their process when you choose to travel via air.

    15. Re:What part can't the court's comprehend? by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      OTOH, you don't necessarily have the right to travel in a particular privately-owned aircraft at a particular time either.

      I'm not sure if you are referring to stealing an airplane or not, but I think the parent poster's point about the founders not specifically and explicitly enumerating the right to travel by any means that doesn't restrict the rights of others (such as a vehicle that emits nuclear waste) is well taken. Unfortunately our government has completely misinterpreted the bill of rights to be the only human rights which US citizens possess. The ninth amendment was intended to stress the point that the constitution was a limit on the behavior of the government and is not meant to imply that the government can do whatever it wants as long as it doesn't violate the first 8 amendments.

      If the right to travel freely had been specifically mentioned in the bill of rights, we might not be in this mess now. OTOH, maybe we would be. The current band of freedom hating justices could still claim that they couldn't possibly have had aircraft in mind when referring to 'travel', because that mode of travel had yet to be invented. I could easily see them claiming that too. And with a straight face.

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    16. Re:What part can't the court's comprehend? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Remember the next time that someone says that the US Constitution is a "living breathing document" open to interpretation, that this is the type of abuse that it leads to.

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    17. Re:What part can't the court's comprehend? by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      You are referring to the wrong amendment. The 9th amendment, the enumeration in the Constitution of certain rights shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people, is more targeted to the matter at hand. The people who wrote the constitution pretty much assumed that people had the right to travel. Probably governments in those days never tried to seriously restrict horse and buggy travel.

      There actually is some part of the constitution that does mention the right to travel, but I don't have the reference at the moment. The Founders shouldn't have been so lazy. They should have enumerated all the hundreds or even thousands of things that a government is not allowed to do to its citizens. Restricting freedom of travel should have been among them. Then they could also have had the equivalent of a ninth amendment, but only under the assumption that the government of the distant future would find it convenient to ignore that pesky little amendment.

      BTW your point is well taken. The logical end of all of this is that we are all prisoners in our own homes. We are all under house arrest. Without the right to freedom of movement the government could even confine us to a single room of our house any time they want. After all that was also not mentioned in the bill of rights. It's not as if they have said, "Travel is a privilege, granted to you by the government and it can be revoked at any time for any reason. However we are only restricting your ability to travel by means of x (flying) and we promise not to restrict any other means of travel." They are not promising anything. They could require cavity searches any time you leave your house and there is no defense because the right to walk outside of your house was not specifically mentioned in the bill of rights. When you give the government the right to restrict any single form of travel, you give them the right to restrict all forms of travel.

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  20. USA, the land I used to want to go on holiday to. by awjr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I love going to the USA, but your government really isn't making this a pleasant experience.

  21. Get a pat down. by Karmashock · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What we need is to make sure the pat down remains an option. I get that every time they want to send me through the scanner. I just go through the opt out line that lets me get patted down. A guy with blue gloves on lightly touches me to see if I have a suicide vest on or whatever and then lets me go through. I assure you he enjoys the process no more then me. Which is how it should be.

    I'd rather not get bombarded by radiation in their scanner or have nude photos or whatever in their storage system.

    What are the women afraid of here? They get patted down by a women. Think she's going to enjoy touching you any more then the guy that pats me down? Think again. The pat down is the solution to this...

    And if enough people opt out of the stupid scanner then they'll stop doing it. And I don't think the pat downs are sustainable if everyone opts out which means they should start only doing it for some but not everyone. They can say they do it "randomly" if that makes the PC people happy but they're fools if they don't make a point of patting people down on watch lists.

    We don't need advocates. We just need to make as annoying for the government to be annoying as it is for everyone else. If a TSA guy has to stand there and pat down every person that gets on the plane personally... then they'll be forced to adopt irritating practices.

    In the meantime, it doesn't bother me. Any one man or women that has a problem with someone of the same sex doing a pat down has issues. And frankly, as a man, I really wouldn't care if a women did it. I grasp it's different for women and maybe they need someone special... I'm just over it. So long as it's isn't a chimp that rips my sack off I'll be fine.

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    1. Re:Get a pat down. by Brian+Feldman · · Score: 2

      I wish more people would do this. I agree, it would be completely untenable to maintain the machines' usage when most people opt out of it. I think this is the only way forward to ejecting these machines from our lives.

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    2. Re:Get a pat down. by Stormthirst · · Score: 1

      Better yet, the pat downs take longer - meaning the queues for boarding get longer. Sooner or later the airlines will complain it's taking too long for their passengers to get through the boarding process.

      Unfortunately the TSA will just employ more unemployed morons to grope people. Probably still cheaper than buying more scanners though.

    3. Re:Get a pat down. by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      Who is going to grope you?

      Think the guy with blue gloves on is both gay and interesting in touching your penis? For women, they should be patted down by other women... so what is the theory here... that the invariably obese women is going to grope the female going through security?

      An entirely separate but contextually related issue is that some people have body issues. They're exceptionally skittish about being touched and are prone to turn nothing into something. In the US it isn't so bad but in some cultures women have serious problems with being touched by anyone they don't know. Men typically don't care. As a separate issue, I think we should make a point of not confusing one problem with another. We have security issues and we have insecurity issues. They're not the same thing.

      9/11 happened... we're going to get more security. it's just going to happen. It doesn't need to be obnoxious though. The scanners need to go and everyone needs to go through the pat down line. Eventually the PC crowd that doesn't like profiling will get ground down and they'll be forced to restrict the enhanced security for anyone suspect. if they do it for only ten percent it won't effect traffic much and it's likely even that is excessive.

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    4. Re:Get a pat down. by 0111+1110 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Just because you enjoy having your genitals fondled enthusiastically by (most likely homosexual or bi) drooling pervs with a badge and a constant hard-on doesn't mean that everyone is into that sort of thing. Personally I think getting scanned, even by x-rays, really is the better option. Unfortunately my nearest major airport uses the x-ray scanners. Fortunately I don't need to fly for work, which means I don't need to fly at all and I don't. I have stopped flying completely since this insanity began and I will continue to boycott the airlines until it stops. The airlines have the financial power to make this all disappear. What they lack is the motivation to spend the money.

      Also, who cares whether the molester is enjoying it? If a rapist doesn't enjoy a particular rape experience will that make things all better for the victim? Maybe it would in your case. I can just imagine you consoling a rape victim as follows. "You're not that hot. Do you really think he enjoyed fucking you? He did it to put you in your place and because it had to be done. Not because he was really enjoying it."

      If you happen to be homosexual and you find the TSA goon attractive you might actually enjoy getting your frank and beans and shithole massage. How is that relevant for the rest of us who experience it as the sexual violation that it is?

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    5. Re:Get a pat down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the meantime, it doesn't bother me.

      Samuel Adams had *so* much to say about people like this.

    6. Re:Get a pat down. by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      Really? Are you so immature and insecure that you can't handle a half second of contact by a guy no more interested in touching you then you are in being touched...?

      Furthermore, you seem to not get that this is how we stop all this nonsense. The worst thing you can do is go through the scanner. Go through the pat down. If enough adults are mature enough, we can break the whole thing in no time. Look them right in the eye. The logistics are unsustainable. They can't pat us all down. Make that their only choice and they'll be forced to change practices which will mean stupid little snots like you won't have to be scanned or patted down. Why? Because people like me were brave enough to stand there and make the world a better place.

      You're welcome.

      And for that you question my sexuality? What kind of a pussy is threatened by this crap? You claim laughably that I'm somehow less of a man because I'm not bothered. And look at you flipping out like a little girl about it. Lets go through some male archetypes just for fun... would John Wayne be bothered by a pat down? Nope. Clint Eastwood? Navy Seals? Nope. Astronauts? Nope. How about Conan the Barbarian?... Nope.

      So what are you? A whiny little twit.

      Part of being a man and an adult is being beyond your infantile nonsense.

      Until you grow up the other adults are always going to see you as a child. You've currently demonstrating immaturity a beard couldn't hide. If anyone did grope you they'd probably find your balls hadn't dropped... perhaps that's what you're hiding.

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    7. Re:Get a pat down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried to opt out. The prick at PDX who "randomly selected me" refused to pull my laptop and belongings from the X-ray converyor while I was made to wait an indefinite amount of time for stangers to steal my shit. I can't even remember this asshole's retorts to my concerns but I wouldn't cross the street to save that douchebag's life.

      I turned around and donated money to Rand Paul's "End the TSA" money bomb.

    8. Re:Get a pat down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about it, if you were a sexual predator, what jobs would you consider?

      Priest? School Teacher? No way! If you get caught, you're fucked.

      With the TSA, sexual harassment is in the job description.

    9. Re:Get a pat down. by Hatta · · Score: 3, Informative

      What are the women afraid of here? They get patted down by a women. Think she's going to enjoy touching you any more then the guy that pats me down? Think again. The pat down is the solution to this...

      Why do you think that the agent enjoying it is the problem? The problem is that the subject doesn't want to be touched. I don't care what the agent thinks, I'm not flying as long as that's a requirement.

      Any one man or women that has a problem with someone of the same sex doing a pat down has issues

      Anyone who thinks that giving up essential liberty for the illusion of temporary safety isn't a problem has issues. Your line of thinking is how ever greater breaches of our freedom become business as usual. This is creeping fascism happening on *your* watch, and you're going to let it happen.

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    10. Re:Get a pat down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you've never been patted down if you think your genitals and asshole will be molested.

    11. Re:Get a pat down. by Dan667 · · Score: 1

      make little noises when they pat you down to make them uncomfortable. Never underestimate making a job miserable to cause change.

    12. Re:Get a pat down. by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      I have a better idea. Instead of allowing ourselves to be sexually violated in the name of freedom, let's start acting in the manner that the founders of this country would expect us to when the government tries to take away our right to travel (without being sexually molested). We start killing off every TSA officer in the country until anyone who takes that job is terrified for themselves and their families. We also assassinate TSA officers starting from the very top. We treat this as a war. A war against one of the most basic freedoms possible: our freedom of movement. Even a mouse would fight rather than be caged. We don't we?

      BTW, I think any genuine tough guy would react suddenly and very violently to anyone not female and beautiful trying to touch his man-sausage without his consent and he wouldn't give his consent to anyone who is not a hot female. He wouldn't just sit back and relax while some guy was running his fingers down his ass crack, pausing to investigate his anus, and then moving up across his scrotum and penis and sensually running his fingers through your hair for a last little violation. Anyone who tried that would be on the ground with several bones broken in seconds.

      I'm not a tough guy, but if any guy tried to touch me all inappropriately I would definitely knee them in the groin with every ounce of strength I've got, and then start throwing punches to his face and neck until he was down. His shiny badge doesn't make the sexual molestation okay. He's still committing a crime against me and should have to deal with the consequences.

      I gotta believe that if that doesn't bother you at least a little you've got to be not just metrosexual, but a metrosexual bootlicker. And a 'real man' you aint. And, no, bootlicking doesn't buy you freedom. Allowing yourself to be sexually molested for a cause isn't what Gandhi had in mind. Surrounding John Pistole's home with hundreds of thousands of civilians with banners is more like it. Personally I think surrounding John Pistole's home with hundreds of thousands of heavily armed and body armoured civilians would get the message across a lot more clearly and effectively. The ballot box clearly hasn't worked. It's time to look hard at other options.

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    13. Re:Get a pat down. by Karmashock · · Score: 0

      Really?

      So if I said, "I'm worried about the safety of my home, if you want to enter, I'm going to have someone pat you down." You think it would be a violation of your personal freedoms to make that a requirement before you set foot in my home?

      See your whole libertarian argument has a giant loophole. And I'm going to exploit it ruthlessly. On private property, private citizens can make just about any condition they want for entry into their home. If I say, you have to walk on your hands an bark like a dog before entering my home... I have every right to ask for that. It's my property. My house. I don't have to let you in at all.

      Now of course the TSA is the government. But just for giggles what if the private airlines demanded it? Then suddenly your whole civil liberty argument goes up in flames with no material difference in who is groping you.

      Thus the whole argument is pointless.

      And beyond that, I've made clear repeatedly that this is the best way of STOPPING the groping and stopping the scanners. The scanners are sustainable. They can scan everyone. If everyone opts for pat downs they can't do it. The whole thing breaks down.

      If you took your head out of your ass for five seconds you would see this would give you your liberties back by breaking the system.

      What would you call someone that underwent discomfort to advance your liberty?

      Apparently you want to insult him.

      You're welcome.

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    14. Re:Get a pat down. by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      You're threatening to knee the TSA agent in the groin and you're calling ME the tough guy?

      Have fun with that irrational, impractical, self destructive, and immature idea. There's no way to show what a well adjusted, mature, and rational adult you are by attacking the TSA agent patting you down. I would pay for the CCTV video that if it weren't on youtube within five minutes.

      As to being a bootlicker... hardly. This is how you break the system. They can't pat everyone down. they can pat down me if people like me are rare. But if people like me are common then it all falls apart. See, they're assuming most people are like you... eg stupid and afraid of being touched. Result is that they can use their scanners which are cheap and fast. patting people down is slow and it occupies a TSA agent for the whole process. You can't do that for tens of thousands of people every day.

      As a child, I know you're bad with details, facts, and reality... but try to just think of the logistics for a second. I know that's a big word but you have google. Work it out. They can't do it.

      If people think like the TSA wins because you're making it easy for them.

      if people think like me the TSA becomes impractical and we win.

      This is now an intelligence test. You either understand or you fail.

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    15. Re:Get a pat down. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear.

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    16. Re:Get a pat down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pfft, yeah, because wasting money is one of their primary concerns.

    17. Re:Get a pat down. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I don't think I could bring myself to make the kind of noises you're referring to. I'd be too embarrassed in public. I wonder what would happen if I hummed the Jeopardy theme song during a pat-down.

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    18. Re:Get a pat down. by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      What's more disturbing... pleasure or pain?

      Or maybe I should just be ticklish and giggle... So many options...

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    19. Re:Get a pat down. by houghi · · Score: 1

      What we need is to make sure the pat down remains an option. I get that every time they want to send me through the scanner. I just go through the opt out line that lets me get patted down.

      No, that is not the solution. The solution is not to have either body scanners or pat downs.

      I rather take my chances die in a terrorist attack then to give up my personal freedom. Give me liberty or give me death!

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    20. Re:Get a pat down. by SockPuppetOfTheWeek · · Score: 1

      Lets go through some male archetypes just for fun... would John Wayne be bothered by a pat down? Nope. Clint Eastwood? Navy Seals? Nope. Astronauts? Nope. How about Conan the Barbarian?... Nope.

      That's strange. You appear to have repeatedly misspelled "would have killed the bastard".

    21. Re:Get a pat down. by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      And if you read my post, you'd realize that my idea actually accomplishes that.

      They can't give everyone pat downs. It's like trying to arrest everyone at a riot. You can't do it. There are 10,000 people there. You can throw a couple hundred in a wagon but that's about the limit.

      Do you have any idea how many people flow through an international airport every day? Okay... imagine every one of them opting out of the scanner and going for the pat down.

      What would happen? the airport would lock and it would stay locked.

      The scanners would be totally useless because no one would use them. So they're dead right there.

      And the pat downs can't be given to everyone so they'd have to give them either selectively or not at all. Not everyone.

      We win then.

      if you respond again demonstrating that you clearly didn't read anything I wrote... it will make me sad.

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    22. Re:Get a pat down. by WastedMeat · · Score: 1
      This was posted earlier:

      http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c65_1291178670

      They may think that you are trying to distract them, and suspect you of aiding terrorism. You don't even get a trial for that anymore.

  22. Re:Senator Charles Schumer brought us SOAPA didn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is also a humongous, publicity seeking prick. (And yes he is my Senator.) He may be right about this, though, even though I generally do not trust him to do anything but draw attention to himself.

  23. Alas... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    This 2008 piece has always been hilarious; but I had hoped that it would not prove prophetic...

    1. Re:Alas... by anonymousNR · · Score: 1

      Forgot to mention ? not very work friendly.

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    2. Re:Alas... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Oh, I thought you were going to link this one.

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    3. Re:Alas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forgot to mention ? not very work friendly.

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  24. Good job Schumer by gimmebeer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Way to take the typical govt stance that the answer to any complaint about too much govt is... more government! He just took a complaint about the TSA's overwhelming presense and turned it into an arguement to hire more TSA workers.

    1. Re:Good job Schumer by SJHillman · · Score: 2

      Speaking as a citizen of the Empire State, Schumer is a moron. Has always been a moron. The only thing that makes him look like less of a moron is having people like Clinton and Gillibrand as the other senator from NY. One more reason I think NYC should be politically separated from the rest of the state.

    2. Re:Good job Schumer by characterZer0 · · Score: 2

      Speaking as a citizen of the Empire State, the voters are morons.

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    3. Re:Good job Schumer by TBerben · · Score: 1

      "The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy" I can't find a reliably sourced citation in fifteen seconds of googling, but whoever said it was spot on.

  25. It's crude, but I'll say it by necro81 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    [ducks under table]

    Which could be a more serious and useful statement than just a crude one-off remark. We are talking about TSA agents abusing their image-taking capabilities. I've been told that the machines have been modified to not store images, but is that verified? On the other hand, annecdotes and allegations are, well, just that, at least until more solid information is available.

  26. More wasted money on something that won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just another example of money being wasted. TSA's security is often a joke, but it continues to grow, spend money, and perform questionable acts. The very fact that they need advocates for passengers indicates that their actions are questionable. If they are forced to hire advocates, then they will have to spend more money on that... and pass that expense on to the passenger.

    Also, if the advocates are not third party, then they are almost never going to say anything against the TSA's actions. They won't be good at defending passengers from the TSA's actions if they are part of the TSA.

    While I like the idea that the senator is trying to do something, I wish his actions would limit the TSA's behavior, instead of spending more money on something that shouldn't necessary if the TSA were able to act in a civilized manner.

  27. Thank You George W. Bush by assertation · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A few Middle Eastern men show up at a Florida flight school with one blurting out that he didn't need to know how to land. All sorts of information about them makes it to the FBI, but the FBI does nothing. Later they fly a plane into a building.

    Instead of removing the incompetent people and practices at the FBI you go against the goals of your party for small, cheap government by creating the white elephant of the Department Of Homeland security......and.....you screw over the freedoms of your fellow Americans by forcing them to be groped or nuked to get on a plan.

    1. Re:Thank You George W. Bush by WankersRevenge · · Score: 1, Insightful

      While George Bush certainly deserves a smackdown for his assault on civil liberties, the scanners were introduced on Obama's watch. Obama also signed into law the indefinite detention of American citizens and has no problem ordering the execution of American citizens who have not been formally accused of any crime. It depresses me to see fellow progressives cheer "four more years" for a man who has extended the very policies they decried during Bush's watch.

      And it continues to baffle me why anyone would choose to vote for either Republican or Democrat when both parties have shown utter contempt for the people whom they serve. The only thing that seems to motivate politicians to do the "right thing" is the fear of losing their job and with advent of unlimited spending during election cycles, that fear doesn't have the weight it used to.

    2. Re:Thank You George W. Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      They were testing the scanners as early as 2007. I know, because I went through one of the airports (ALB) where they were doing a "limited rollout". Widespread introduction didn't happen until the Obama administration, sure, but...

    3. Re:Thank You George W. Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Obama was President in 2007? That's when the TSA began to deploy the body scanners. They were approved prior to that.

    4. Re:Thank You George W. Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, do think a civil serpent, regardless of how incompetent (to the point of criminal negligence in this case), would be fired? The next President should fire 1/3 of all government workers right off the bat.

    5. Re:Thank You George W. Bush by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Even before the details of the law and the abuses became public, it was obvious from the name that the "Department of Homeland Security" was going to be a bad thing. "Homeland" is something of a code word, popular among nationalistic (particularly fascistic) groups. That Bush was blind to the inferences of the name is very telling of his deficiencies.

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    6. Re:Thank You George W. Bush by Asic+Eng · · Score: 2

      And it continues to baffle me why anyone would choose to vote for either Republican or Democrat

      Because if you don't chose the lesser of two evils, you will get the worse of two evils. Do you want a Santorum supreme court?

    7. Re:Thank You George W. Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The FBI and other federal agencies were re-structured and re-purposed to prevent these oversights in the future. Seeing as there haven't been any more successful terrorist* (* radical Muslim extremist) attacks in the US since 9/11, it would seem it's working so far.

      After 9/11 the public demanded increased security before they would fly again (remember how many people refused fly after 9/11?). President Bush delivered that security, resulting in the scanners and pat-downs. By continuing the policies of the previous administration, Obama seems to agree.

      The pat downs and body scanners are for enhanced security, not to violate your rights. Being murdered on an aircraft is an example of a violation of rights.

      If you have decided that the implemented security is not worth the discomfort, write your representatives and demand change. If enough people would do this, changes will be made. Complaining on the internet won't improve anything.

  28. A few questions by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

    Will the "advocates" use baseball bats to "address" errant TSA agents? Because that's about the only thing that will stop these pervs.

    What good is an advocate after people have been exposed and their pictures uploaded to youporn?

    What's wrong with the software that they must go through 3x before they get a usable image? And what about the extra dosages of radiation?

  29. Re:USA, the land I used to want to go on holiday t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I assume being on a plane slamming into the side of a building isn't pleasant either.

    Not that the TSA has a chance in hell of preventing that from happening again.

  30. Obligatory by eternaldoctorwho · · Score: 1

    Pics or it didn't happen

  31. Image security by shoppa · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that IT security folks made billions of dollars making sure the electronic copies of the soft-tissue scans were not kept in the scanners themselves.
    But then the person (and knowing how security works... probably an ex-military) reviewing the image whips out their cellphone, and wow.
    I'm not very surprised that most smartphones have difficulty autofocusing on on a soft tissue scan.

  32. Sorry, but I have to call BS on the claims by erroneus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As a former screener, I have always been candid about what is wrong with the TSA, its policies, practices and personnel. I know the people at the TSA and most of them are pretty much exactly as most people assume/presume. However, there is one thing that female screeners don't do and that's "act at the request of male screeners." That pure paranoia here. There is simply NO WAY it is happening at the request of male screeners. That said, I also know there is a large portion of homosexuals (both male and female) working for the TSA. They are largely the same demographic that occupy the pedestrian ranks of other "security professional organizations." So if the rate of "targeting cute bodied females" is unusually higher than other groups, then it is likely done for their own reasons, not at the request of others.

    1. Re:Sorry, but I have to call BS on the claims by noh8rz2 · · Score: 0

      THis guy is a troll. "tsa is Fagz!" and this is rated +5 interesting. If there's anything funnier than trolling its trolling and getting +5. Way to go, mods.

    2. Re:Sorry, but I have to call BS on the claims by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      However, there is one thing that female screeners don't do and that's "act at the request of male screeners."

      The gender of the person at the machine is insignificant. The screener at the machine is told by the [men] in the booth to send the cute girl on back through.

      Perhaps the men in the booth think they can get away with it more easily when a female screener is on duty.

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    3. Re:Sorry, but I have to call BS on the claims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but as a human being who has lived in society, I have to call BS on your claim.

      I have no trouble whatsoever believing that what is being alleged is plausible (doesn't mean that's what happened, but it's certainly a possibility).

    4. Re:Sorry, but I have to call BS on the claims by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Like it or not, I am not trolling. I'm simply reflecting my own real experience and observations as a TSA screener.

      The only place I have ever worked that had more homosexuals working there was at an alternative news weekly.

      But what's absent from my "trolling" was any attempt to demonize "fagz." I don't. Gays and lesbians are fine people more often than us "breeders" are. The reasons for this are likely the same as obese people being generally kinder, more gentle people. That reason being the fact that they recognize what it is like to be disadvantaged or treated poorly by others and are often more sympathetic.

      Unfortunately, my lack of hatred of gay people often gets confused by gay people as my being gay... it leads to awkward moments and situations from time to time.

      I'm sorry you misunderstood my position. If you're gay and somehow offended, you're simply wrong to be.

      In any case, back to the "request of the machine operator" nonsense, it's just crap. The person who is making contact with the people for whatever reason are the ones making the "random" selection. Operators simply operate the machines. Now, the operators are at liberty to request extra screening of individuals if a threat is perceived, but that is generally when the MACHINE identifies a threat, not when images are unclear... usually. (When operating an X-ray scanner on carry on baggage, of course they won't let you pile laptops on top of other things.) TSA's policy on screening people is not to rescan people over and over and over again. It slows the process. Now I recognize that people have at times been given second chances at the walk-through metal detectors, but the operational speed of full body scanners is prohibitive to over-all process speed. (second chances at walk-through speed things up because additional screening is slower.)

      Women are almost always paranoid about their looks, appearance and who is looking at them at any given moment. Some women are merely hyper-aware of it. And of course women invariably believe they require more privacy, protection and trust than men. I find these expectations to be unreasonable and illogical.

    5. Re:Sorry, but I have to call BS on the claims by noh8rz2 · · Score: 0

      And of course women invariably believe they require more privacy, protection and trust than men. I find these expectations to be unreasonable and illogical.

      My bad, you're not a homophobe, you're a misogynist.

      I take back my comment about trolling.

    6. Re:Sorry, but I have to call BS on the claims by noh8rz2 · · Score: 1

      And of course women invariably believe they require more privacy, protection and trust than men. I find these expectations to be unreasonable and illogical.

      Also, it's perversely gratifying to hear a tsa goon confirm that tsa gives a shit about privacy, and finds the "expectation of privacy" to be unreasonable and illogical. Schadenfreude is the word, I think.

      Or maybe you're trolling, after all?

    7. Re:Sorry, but I have to call BS on the claims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, please. It could be happening "at the pay of male screeners" or "due to threats of male screeners" too. Just because things may appear professional at work doesn't mean there aren't preexisting relationships outside of work that you had no idea about. Also, unless you worked at every airport it's quite likely that a lot of things go on at other airports that you never witnessed.

    8. Re:Sorry, but I have to call BS on the claims by erroneus · · Score: 1

      You're all about labelling and name-calling aren't you? Forget about what I am saying, you just want to label people.

      Read carefully. I said what gets me about women is that they somehow think they need MORE privacy or otherwise BETTER treatment than men which is to say that based on their sex, they need something better. They are most often, in practice and belief, sexist without realizing it. "It's not sexism. It's because we're women" I have actually heard. Ponder that.

      I support equal rights for women. But equal means equal. As far as privacy rights and all that? Well, let's just say I'm no longer a TSA screener for a reason... among them is my personal feelings about privacy, the right to use drugs and a wide variety of other liberal thoughts on the matters such as these.

      But it's okay if you want to think of people as goons and all this crap. Color them like cartoon characters if it helps you to understand your world. But I have to say, the real world is probably more complex than you can interpret. So keep with your simplistic labelling if it works for you, but admit to yourself you are not getting a full, rich or deep understanding of people or the environment of society.

  33. A bit more obvious ... by XrayJunkie · · Score: 1

    ... would be a print key ;-)

  34. Re:USA, the land I used to want to go on holiday t by Stele · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They've already done it, by locking the cabin door. The cheapest and most effective fix to the problem possible.

    At my home city airport, we still have the normal meta detectors and non-mandatory pat-downs. Why? Couldn't a terrorist just drive to my city and fly from there? This whole premise makes the entire current system worthless.

  35. Re:USA, the land I used to want to go on holiday t by AikonMGB · · Score: 0

    Did you just self-comment yourself into irrelevancy in a single post? Impressive.

  36. I have another idea by endus · · Score: 1

    Why don't we just not use these worthless, expensive, pieces of shit in our airports anymore? Seems like it might be a simpler solution to the problem.

  37. Simple Rules can go a long way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have two sections where women will be viewed only by women and men only by men and if they want they can have a unisex section for political correctness .
    Just like Rest rooms .

  38. Another brick in the wall by evil_aaronm · · Score: 4, Funny

    To the tune of Pink Floyd's "Another Brick In The Wall"

    We don't need no radiation
    We don't need no forced control
    No blatant fascists in the airport
    Agent leave those tits alone
    Hey Agent! Leave those tits alone
    All in all you're just another brick in the wall
    All in all you're just another brick in the wall

    If you don't show us your tits, you can't get on the airplane!
    How can you get on the airplane if you don't show us your tits?!

    1. Re:Another brick in the wall by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      Nice. What about:
      All in all you're just another dick and some balls'?

      Come to think of it Pink Floyd is great for anti-TSA songs. How about Mother?

      Mother, do you think they'll plant a bomb?
      Mother, do you think they'll like this song?
      Mother, do you think they'll try to stroke my balls?
      Oooh, Mother, should I build a wall?
      Mother, should I run for president?
      Mother, should I trust the government?
      Mother, will they put me in a firing squad?
      Oohah, is it just a waste of time?
      Hush now baby baby don't you cry.
      Mama's gonna make all of your nightmares come true.
      Mama's gonna put all her fears into you.
      Mama's gonna keep you under her wing.
      She won't let you fly, but she might let you sing.
      Mama's gonna keep baby cozy and warm.
      Ooh, baby. Ooh, baby. Ooh baby, Mamas gonna help build a wall...

      Some of the song doesn't even need to be touched. Mama could equal Nappy or the DHS/TSA or the government in general. And 'they' of course refers to the TSA goons.

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    2. Re:Another brick in the wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are female and you go through the scanner, you should get a string of beads!

    3. Re:Another brick in the wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if i wasn't too lazy to logon, i would plus you

  39. what the hell did they expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who's gonna wanna look at a MAN'S body on the scanner's monitors?? DUH!

  40. More bureaucracy by concealment · · Score: 1

    Our solution to a broken bureaucracy: add more bureaucracy.

    Each of these consumer advocates will entail hiring two more people to manage the paperwork at the home office.

    You, the consumer, pay for it all in higher taxes.

    Thank you, suckers, for working real jobs so many of our fellow citizens can get hired to these do-nothing positions and paid more than the minimum wage their incompetent performance deserves.

  41. So the government response? by shellster_dude · · Score: 1

    There isn't a problem with the ridiculous security requirements, we just need to add another layer of bureaucracy!

  42. Duh...... by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Informative
    I hear ya.

    My thoughts on reading this were "Duh"!! I mean, who wants to look at a fat guy's junk, that is 98% hidden anyway by his beer guy...when you can look at some hot chick under her clothes?

    It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out....next obvious case study please!!

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    1. Re:Duh...... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Still the images that come out aren't much to look at. I think even high school boys would be bored by nudie scanner output. If this is how TSA officers get off that's pretty sad.

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    2. Re:Duh...... by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

      If this is how TSA officers get off that's pretty sad.

      It is, and it is.

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    3. Re:Duh...... by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Still the images that come out aren't much to look at. I think even high school boys would be bored by nudie scanner output. If this is how TSA officers get off that's pretty sad.

      Consider that your job is to look at shit loads of people via the scanner output. When a "cute body" appears it's a welcome break in the monotony of the hundreds of bodies you didn't want to see. Ergo, you tell the scanner attendant to get a few more scans, for your enjoyment.

      Furthermore, your argument is invalidated by the sheer number of "high school boys" who've jerked off to the Sears Catalogue.

    4. Re:Duh...... by StikyPad · · Score: 2

      Most of the material on "Bullshit" is a case study in the obvious presented as insight. (The remaining material is actual bullshit presented as insight.)

    5. Re:Duh...... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      The Sears catalogue is way better than a nudie scanner image IMO.

      http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1069/5126112341_178c93bd52.jpg > http://www.prwatch.org/files/images/bodyscan.jpg (yes even with that woman making a weird face)

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    6. Re:Duh...... by 0111+1110 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's almost pointless to argue against this kind of disinformation. The x-ray scans are about as good as a digital black-and-white photograph. I would definitely enjoy looking at those images of hot girls all day long and so would my right hand. The millimeter wave scans are not quite so good, but I'd still consider them in the titillating category. As far as the x-ray images the TSA themselves have finally admitted that they are pretty explicit, after having denied it for so long.

      Think about it for a second. If the images were not explicit they could publicly release a whole bunch of them to prove it. Of course they haven't done that and the few images that have been released based on the original machine testing have been altered to reduce their resolution or even blur the genital area. The x-ray images are in fact really, really good. Good enough to detect small plastic blades or whatever underneath clothing. If the images were as low quality as some people claim the machines wouldn't be of much use.

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    7. Re:Duh...... by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

      Still the images that come out aren't much to look at.

      "I'm with the government; I wouldn't possibly lie about Security Theater."

    8. Re:Duh...... by gtall · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What is also sad is Schumer's fix is to hire more people. How about call TSA's chief in and tell them it either stops or their funding stops. Schumer always was a tool.

    9. Re:Duh...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The image quality is irrelevant. It's about power. It's about being able to look at the woman with her clothes on and knowing you have been able to see her 'naked' despite her wishes that she not be. It's comparable to rape where the rapist has sex with the victim despite their wish that they not be so used.

  43. Which is it? by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    When asked about the complaints, the TSA released a statement to CBS saying that scanners at the Dallas-Ft. Worth airport, as well as at the Love Field airport, had been upgraded so that they now showed only a generic body outline, rather than a detailed image.
    “All of our millimeter wave technology units including those in Dallas have been upgraded with additional privacy enhancements that no longer display passenger-specific images,” the TSA said in a statement. “To further ensure passenger privacy and anonymity, a privacy filter was applied to blur all images.”

    That makes no sense. If you only show a generic body outline, there'd be no need to blur the image.

    1. Re:Which is it? by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      I know. It does put my bullshit detector on high alert. It sounds like they are just spouting whatever it is they think we want to hear. They have been caught in lies before. How can we trust or believe anything they say?

      One problem with the newer mmw + autodetection software is that we have to trust that they really have gotten rid of the perv booth. that comforting stick figure display may just be to appease the public. A sort of decoy.

      The false positives and inevitable TSA sex / heavy petting that results is also a problem for some.

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    2. Re:Which is it? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I thought, when they first put these in place, that they claimed you couldn't see a detailed body image. Now they're claiming you could but they "enhanced" it with a privacy filter? Way to change your story while hoping people forget your original tale, TSA!

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  44. Boondoggle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking as an expat frequent flyer currently not having to deal with TSA except for flights home to America, and as someone who has been flying on business for close to 20 years, I consider TSA to be the biggest corporate insider boondoggle/jobs program in history. For an infinitesmal increase in actual security, we pay billions in labor costs and no-bid buddy-buddy contracts for full-body scanners that will probably end up creating the biggest class action personal liability lawsuit in American history when it turns out these things are killing us.

    The whole apparatus should be junked. Will it? You make the call ....

  45. Credible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A relative of mine used to be a customs official. He jokes about how he would pick cute passengers from the Green Line for further inspection. No strip searches or anything. Just an excuse to spend time in their presence. Now that's what he told publicly...

  46. Suggestions: by Tastecicles · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For those who view low resolution body profile scanning as an invasion of personal space (I know I do and it's nothing to do with paranoia, it's just me wanting to maintain my personal space. If someone wants to take a blurry image of me home to masturbate over, that's their issue not mine): stop flying. There are other ways to get around.

    For those who have a problem with staff members of the opposite gender viewing their scan images: demand that someone of the same gender processes you through (or simply refuse to be scanned, as is your right; however you may not be able to fly if nobody is available to pat you down because they're too busy drooling over the size 0 who just went through...)

    Lastly, I would suggest that gate guards be prohibited from carrying their mobile phones on the floor. Period. There are company phone switchboards they can be reached through should the need arise; leave your mobiles at home and you'll find that you closed an avenue for getting sued, right there!

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    1. Re:Suggestions: by 0111+1110 · · Score: 2

      Why do you think it is low resolution? Have you actually seen the images yourself? Do you really think the government would be stupid enough to buy scanners that don't work for their intended purpose? A low resolution image would not be able to detect a well concealed plastic knife. You need high resolution for that.

      Also, why do you pretend that homosexuals don't exist? They do exist, and most of the time they are not flamboyant. Ten percent of the population I guess or either bi or homosexual? You wouldn't know from just looking at them or hearing them talk either. Some percentage of TSA goons are definitely homosexuals. So, for the people who are only uncomfortable with the scans when the perv in the perv booth is actually getting a chubby from viewing it, same sex guarantees exactly nothing. You'd have to screen for homosexuals in the hiring process and illegally weed them out and even then some would get through. Basically anyone who doesn't admit to it.

      Some of us don't particularly care whether the perv in the booth is getting off on our images or not. It is still a violation, and one I will not voluntarily subject myself to. Neither will I voluntarily agree to be gate-raped either. If this means I can't fly out of US airports then so be it.

      Some of the newer millimeter wave (microwave) scanners use software to scan your image for anomalies and just display a stick figure cartoon image on a publicly viewable screen. I don't have a problem going through those (although you have to hope that they really have gotten rid of the perv booth as they claim), but they false positive about 50% of the time and then you have to endure a same-sex genital exploration anyway. And my home airport doesn't have any in any case. We're 100% x-ray + perv-in-a-booth here, baby! So not flying really is my best option unfortunately. The only reason I have to fly is to leave this repressive country and never come back. A true one way trip out of this mess. It would be like fleeing pre-WWII Germany. Definitely a smart thing to do if you have the option.

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    2. Re:Suggestions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those who offer to stop flying as a response to anything: flying is the only practical way to get to Europe. My parents are there, I have no choice.

    3. Re:Suggestions: by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      What other cost and time efficient way would you suggest to get from Washington DC to Los Angeles, or from Montreal to Miami?

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    4. Re:Suggestions: by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      stop flying. There are other ways to get around.

      Yes, we're doing that, but in the meantime, don't you think it's a good idea to work to prevent the Government from infringing on our rights, including our right to freely navigate the public airspace?

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    5. Re:Suggestions: by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      DC-LA: I-40 E all the way. 40 hours.

      Montreal-Miami: I-87 S/I-287 S/US-206 S/I-95 S/Reagan Turnpike. 28 hours.

      Cost and time efficiency depends entirely on what you're driving.

      HTH.

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    6. Re:Suggestions: by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      is there an echo in here? As long as there are alternatives, practicality or lack thereof notwithstanding and completely ignoring protestations and specious claims that it isn't possible to charter a flight from a private airfield, then the Government's attempts to build its own porn stash can be defeated.

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    7. Re:Suggestions: by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      I have seen the images, and no I wouldn't consider a TSA scan of Jessica Alba to be wankworthy material. The scanners as they are can detect pretty much any foreign object apart from anything stuffed up the rectum, for the simple reason that human eyes see outlines before they see details. False positives are usually caused by human eyes, there's no magic metal detector in these scanners. As to your entirely specious claim that I pretended that homosexuals don't exist: what?? When/where did I make such a claim? I know I didn't, please keep your delusions to yourself.

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    8. Re:Suggestions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flee to where? Pretty please tell me of a country with more freedoms than us? Freedoms that aren't being eroded away.

    9. Re:Suggestions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The solution to the problem is not just don't fly. A lot of jobs have flying as mandatory. Its a major transport system and just recently hit with non constitutional searches. Besides the TSA are starting train and roadside stops. They have scanners that are built into trucks specifically to look into houses and while not in use were still built with a purpose.

  47. There's a conference in Atlanta this year by blind+biker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...but I'll give it a pass, like I did since 2009, the last time I visited the USA. Please do not get me wrong: I enjoyed my time in Washington DC a lot! It was great, but getting there and getting back home involved truly unpleasant encounters with TSA officers. And I am not too easily frightened of security checks, because I had no issues with the security procedures at Ben Gurion Airport. But there I had the impression I was talking with (not just interrogated by) intelligent humans, and not morons with too much power.

    BTW, the same conference was held in Seoul last year, and it was a blast.

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    1. Re:There's a conference in Atlanta this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Israel airport is just fine. The ask you some questions, especially if you are a young man. But they always make sure to show you respect. Comparing israel airport security to US airport security would be a big insult.

    2. Re:There's a conference in Atlanta this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It was a blast"? Sorry sir, we aren't going to allow you to enter our country...

    3. Re:There's a conference in Atlanta this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...because I had no issues with the security procedures at Ben Gurion Airport. But there I had the impression I was talking with (not just interrogated by) intelligent humans, and not morons with too much power.

      Now you have something here, rather than be herded about like cattle, conduct an interview screening or screenings. Examine out carry on and checked baggage in front of us. Give us an opportunity to put things that may be found in the carry on into the checked bag that may be considered questionable. Lastly, charge for the carry-on bag(s) not the checked bag, less carry-on would shorten the time it takes to board and deplane.

    4. Re:There's a conference in Atlanta this year by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      "It was a blast"? Sorry sir, we aren't going to allow you to enter our country...

      Well played Mr. Anonymous Coward, well played.

      For those wondering, this is the reference.

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  48. Only Alternative is NOT to fly by sarbonn · · Score: 1

    While it's not applicable in all situations (like if you have to fly, or you go overseas, which means any other travel ridiculous), I've personally come to the conclusion that not flying is really my only response to all of this TSA nonsense. I figure if I protest, I'll end up on a no fly list, which is completely maintained with absolutely no oversight whatsoever. Therefore, I drive everywhere I can, even if it means taking a few days to get to a place that might have taken a few hours. I really have come to hate airports to the point where this is pretty much my first choice of travel (anything but flying).

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  49. Raise your hand... by theghost · · Score: 1

    Raise your hand if you are surprised by this news? What? Nobody? I didn't think so.

    Entry level requirement is a GED. An hour-long training session on "professionalism" isn't going to turn a bunch of HS dropouts into ethical, responsible people if they weren't already there.

    (Which is to say that i don't mean to paint every TSA employee with the same brush - it's just that the bad apples have more power to "make a difference" than the good ones do. Some of these people are just good folks who are trying to keep people safe and earn a decent living. It's not their fault the entire premise of their agency is flawed and their leadership is more interested in CYA than in actual safety.)

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  50. Pics? by Sinn3d · · Score: 1

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    1. Re:Pics? by cod3r_ · · Score: 0

      ah you beat me to it =(

  51. Typical Chuck U. Response by davek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    After hearing the claims, Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY) announced plans to introduce legislation that would require the presence of "passenger advocates" at airports to deal with complaints like these.

    Typical Chuck U. response: the cure for problems in a power-drunk federal bureaucracy is... MORE FEDERAL BUREAUCRACY!

    Sometimes I'm really ashamed to be a New Yorker.

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  52. There are no decent women by tekrat · · Score: 0

    I agree with the other poster who replied to this. There are no decent women. If they are good looking, they are crazy. If they are fugly, then there's a chance they have a brain, but by the time you find out, you're really not interested. It's a no win situation and what I've discovered after 20 years of dating, is that I'm happier by myself.

    Frankly, the sex isn't worth the effort to acquire it. If everything was that much work, nothing in the world would ever get done. Much, much simpler and more effective to pay for services when you're horny, get it over with, and then get back to what you're doing (i.e. work or hobby). If your hobby *is* women, then fine, maybe you're one of those people that prefer the agony.

    Now, don't think of me as misogynist, I get along fine with my female co-workers, and I'm very much the gentleman. I've simply made the decision that I'm not going through the "pursuit" process anymore, because the goal isn't worth the effort.

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    1. Re:There are no decent women by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

      Barnie from How I Met Your Mother called it the Crazy Hot Line. In was in the episode where Ted got a girlfriend off an Internet dating site, and everyone was taunting him about how she's going to be crazy.

      I disagree, though. My girlfriend is good looking and not crazy. Well, she's crazy in good ways, but not crazy in bad ways.

      Sure she ain't no super model (I'd rate her 7/10, excluding the good feelings I get from looking at her as a result of our relationship). But truth be told, I did a lot of stupid shit to get female attention before I met her, and I don't do that stupid shit anymore.

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    2. Re:There are no decent women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, don't think of me as misogynist, I get along fine with my female co-workers, and I'm very much the gentleman. I've simply made the decision that I'm not going through the "pursuit" process anymore, because the goal isn't worth the effort.

      Right! And those grapes were probably sour anyway!

  53. I totally don't get their criteria by Theovon · · Score: 2

    If you were doing profiling, you'd never pick me. I'm a white guy who doesn't get enough sun, and I sound like I'm from central Ohio. Yet absolutely every time I depart through the Columbus airport, I'm asked to be scanned. I don't get it. No other airport has done this to me. Only Columbus. Also, my wife gets asked every time too. Same place. Do they have some kind of quota for locals so they can balance out the profiling?

    Anyhow, I always politely ask to opt out, "I'm sorry; I would like to opt out, please," and when I'm being patted down, I chit-chat with the TSA agent. Since I'm not especially body-conscious, the pat-down doesn't bother me. I'm also pretty good at behaving in a compliant manner when I want to. There's a trick to acting slightly confused but quick to follow explicit orders that makes authority figures feel they have control, and that mollifies them. The pat-down always goes smoothly and efficiently. I suspect when they get belligerent patrons, they drag their feet.

    1. Re:I totally don't get their criteria by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      I'm also pretty good at behaving in a compliant manner when I want to. There's a trick to acting slightly confused but quick to follow explicit orders that makes authority figures feel they have control, and that mollifies them. The pat-down always goes smoothly and efficiently.

      This is what is referred to in The Grapes of Wrath as "Bull Simple".

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    2. Re:I totally don't get their criteria by Theovon · · Score: 1

      I looked that up, and I'm not sure if it means what you think it means. To quote "http://www.chacha.com/question/what-is-a-bull-simple-in-the-grapes-of-wrath", "Bull simple,in the movie "Grapes of Wrath" means that too many cops have been pushing him around."

    3. Re:I totally don't get their criteria by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      I looked that up, and I'm not sure if it means what you think it means. To quote "http://www.chacha.com/question/what-is-a-bull-simple-in-the-grapes-of-wrath", "Bull simple,in the movie "Grapes of Wrath" means that too many cops have been pushing him around."

      I don't think it means what "chacha" thinks it does. But then again, I never saw the movie.

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    4. Re:I totally don't get their criteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, from the sound of it: you're a pussy ass beta faggot.

  54. So... by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

    ...what you're saying is if I go buy a fat suit, I'll never have to go through the body scanners?

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  55. Let the airlines be the advocates by mrxak · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How about letting the airlines themselves be the passenger advocates? They're the ones with the financial incentive to get security under control, not some new federal agency, or worse yet, some new division of TSA with the same bosses. Plant some airline employees next to the radiation machines all day long for a while, and maybe some of them will talk to their superiors in the airlines and get the industry to start lobbying to end the TSA.

    My security theater strategy is to just chat up the initial intake guy who looks at my ID. I'm friendly, polite, and they just wave me through with no extra security check needed. If they ever do pick me for the scanner, I plan to take the pat down, and talk about cancer clusters already detected, and radiation levels being higher than advertised from the scanners.

    I think the pat down is just as atrocious as the scanner, and I fly a lot less now than I did before these new procedures got implemented, but the reality is you really can't drive everywhere. I'm not going to refuse both the scanner and the pat down, but I'm definitely not going to willingly take on more radiation exposure than I absolutely have to.

  56. Re:USA, the land I used to want to go on holiday t by misexistentialist · · Score: 1
  57. I respectfully opt-out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me: I am sorry officer, I will not step into the scanner.

    TSA: In that case you will have to get a pat down.

    Me: Ok, I will take a pat down, (points to female TSA officer) but only if she does it.

    TSA: You can't do that sir.

    Me: Yes I can, she has my consent, you do not. If you are trying to violate my civil liberties, it will be on my terms and I am going to enjoy it. Don't be alarmed if I have an erection.

    TSA: Move along.

  58. Re:additional people on the payroll by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    You beat me to it. Great Minds and all that.

    This is why we can't go to Mars - because now we need Watchers to Watch the Watchers.

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  59. A call for all Senators by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    To get their heads out of their asses. We don't need the TSA. They are not a real authoritative group yet they have police like powers. Why is that? The "give up your freedoms to fight terrorism time is past" 11 years of this crap is well more than enough. Hell reinforcing and locking the cockpit door will do more alone than the TSA. In the time of the TSA how many terrorist attacks on planes have been stopped? If you argue the point that there have been none since the TSA began monitoring airports and the like, I'll remind you that pre-9/11 there were none as well. There was no TSA then.

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  60. pics or it didn't happen by cod3r_ · · Score: 0

    I'll be the judge of "cute" bodies..

  61. I have seen other similar abuses by tompaulco · · Score: 2

    I have seen other similar abuses of the TSA system. If you get ticket taker at the check-in hassles you and you don't merely bend over and take it, they will put on your ticket to single you out for "enhanced security". If the airline screws up and you end up stuck overnight at your connecting city, then when they actually get you on a flight the next day, you are automatically singled out for "Enhanced Security" because you "made changes to your travel plans within 24 hours of the travel time". Granted you are more likely to want to bring a bomb on an airplane after such an event.

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  62. TSA officer making bets and jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when i was in the states a couple of months ago me and some other passengers where selected to do a body scan
    there where a couple of young nice looking women also there and the police officer was making bets with his collega if the woman was wearing a tampon or not and
    if her breasts where natural or not

  63. Re:USA, the land I used to want to go on holiday t by Anomalyst · · Score: 2

    we still have the normal meta detectors

    Detectors that detect detectors?

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  64. Re:USA, the land I used to want to go on holiday t by Fulminata · · Score: 1

    I wish I had some mod points, because this should be +5 Insightful! Locking the cabin doors would have prevented 9/11 and will prevent further 9/11s from happening should someone try again. The most anyone could do now given pre-9/11 security measures combined with a locked cabin door is to try to blow up the plane. That's a bad outcome, but an unlikely one, and one that's really no less likely with post-9/11 security measures.

    I guess installing and using locks on the cabin doors was TOO simple a solution. It didn't spend enough money or generate enough visibility to let the politicians say that they were doing something.

  65. remain calm! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY), is on the case!

    I feel better already in the knowledge that airports will be ran safer and more efficient....

    HaHaHaHaHa!

    Go Chuck! Go!

  66. passenger advocates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TSA is a fucking comedy of errors. these buffoons need to be put out of work. yes of course we need proper security at airports. get a better system going (something like what israel has, their efficacy has been remarked upon in positive lights many times now) ... the point is: what we have now is a fucking national disgrace. clean this shit up. now more than ever.

    postscript: i'm sure we could donate the transport goons' salaries to starving children in Africa or something.

  67. like a hidden bathroom camera by ffflala · · Score: 1

    Why isn't this being treated as a crime? It has all the characteristics of a sexual assault. People are being forced into situations, including specific body positions, where they can *and actually are* being used against their will for the sexual gratification of others. That the perpetrators are on the clock and doing this in the course of their professional duties aggravates it as an offense, but doesn't affect the sexual nature of this type of assault.

    What is the difference between this, and putting up a hidden bathroom camera, besides the concealment of the bathroom device? Or from peeping into the windows of these women at their homes or offices?

  68. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.random-good-stuff.com/2010/12/02/tsa-pin-up-girls-calendar/

  69. Really only a matter of time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, give guys the ability to arbitrarily strip-search whomever they want, we can't act all that surprised that some of them are abusing it.

  70. The last time ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... I flew out of Lihue, Kaua'i, the only person I saw them putting through the whole body scanner was the hot babe wearing Daisy Duke shorts, a thin blouse and flip-flops.

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    1. Re:The last time ... by Tool+Man · · Score: 1

      At that point, why bother with the scanner?

  71. It's hardly a "pat down". by xaxa · · Score: 5, Informative

    As a guy, I've never had a problem with a pat down, but I've only had your garden variety.

    I've only taken one flight from the US since the TSA appeared on the scene.

    I went through the metal detector (the body scanner had a sign: "out of order"), collected my stuff, and had almost left the security area when someone called me back. He said he was worried I was hiding things in my baggy trousers (they were essentially flares), so his colleague gave me a pat-down search as well.

    I get a "pat down" search about once a month. They're a relatively common requirement for entry to some concerts and nightclubs in London. They're checking for weapons, so the bouncer typically pats my pockets, checks around my waist, then checks my boots. If I'm wearing flares they sometimes think to check the legs -- just brushing down with their hands. The impression I've always had is that they're checking my clothes rather than my body.

    The TSA person's search was in no way a "pat down". It was a thorough body search -- I'd never had anything like it before. He rubbed his hands down my legs with significant pressure, kept me standing in an uncomfortable position (arms raised throughout -- even though it was supposedly only my baggy trousers that were a concern). He made a very thorough check around my groin, including sweeping his fingers in the spaces around (including underneath) my genitals. Every time anyone's touched my like that before, it was for sex. Does that make it sexual assault? It was awful.

    If I was given a search like that in the EU I'd walk away and make a fuss -- but in the EU I'm confident of my rights, and my citizenship. But what could I have done on my way home after a business trip to the USA?

    Something I can do is not return in a hurry.

    1. Re:It's hardly a "pat down". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The TSA person's search was in no way a "pat down". It was a thorough body search."

      That's exactly what its supposed to be. At least he did it correctly. It is looking for weapons hidden close to the body (liquid bags, gels, small non-metallic objects). Your garden variety nightclub bouncer isn't going to find that stuff. Most security personnel don't want to touch you anymore than you want them to touch you. This results in poor searches that really wouldn't hinder a dedicated criminal. You would be hard pressed to sneak something hidden on your body past one of those searches.

      If you are going to do it, at least do it right.

    2. Re:It's hardly a "pat down". by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      If I was given a search like that in the EU I'd walk away and make a fuss -- but in the EU I'm confident of my rights, and my citizenship. But what could I have done on my way home after a business trip to the USA?

      Well, as an EU citizen, you could have chosen to be arrested as a terrorist... oh... I made myself sad. :(

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  72. This behaviour's been noted before. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone remember this? http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/practical-travel-safety-issues/1147497-tso-saying-heads-up-got-cutie-you.html

    Basically, a pilot got to hear his own daughter being flagged for screening. I remember reading a more detailed news article, where the pilot's /fatherly/ reaction was better documented. I can't find that article now, but needless to say, he wasn't pleased.

  73. Can't be true by Tool+Man · · Score: 1

    I refuse to believe, until I see some pics to back up the anecdotal evidence.

  74. They "say"? by shish · · Score: 2

    Female Passengers Say ...

    As much as I love bashing the TSA, could we please get some statistics to back this up first, and then deal with it properly rather than just whining? I want to get the problem solved, but "I feel like some crime has been committed against me" is even weaker than the standard RIAA logic...

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  75. would be a lot cheaper to get rid of the scanners by Dan667 · · Score: 1

    they are unnecessary and expensive. Get rid of them.

  76. Just What We Need.... by ThisIsNotMyHandel · · Score: 0

    Just what we need, more government to deal with too much government. How about TSA agents who are working in the back room are not allowed to have cell phones and have that law punishable by automatic termination and 90 days in jail. That would solve the possible problem of cell phone cameras overnight.

  77. Re:USA, the land I used to want to go on holiday t by oddjob1244 · · Score: 2

    I wish I had some mod points, because this should be +5 Insightful! Locking the cabin doors would have prevented 9/11 and will prevent further 9/11s from happening should someone try again.

    I disagree. In fact the locking cabin doors worked against the passengers of united 93. The problem wasn't locking cabin doors it was the 'response to hijacking' protocol. Pre-9/11 we gave the plane to the terrorist once they held a box cutter to the flight attendants throat, let them carry out their demands, which was usually to fly to cuba or something. Post and even during 9/11 we don't give up the plane at all costs, because if we do we're all dead via flying into a stationary object.

    The problem and solution of 9/11 was taken care of on 9/11. (source:http://www.google.com/#hl=en&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=passengers+tackle+man&pbx=1&oq=passengers+tackle+man&aq=f&aqi=g-v1&aql=&gs_sm=3&gs_upl=9064l12364l0l12571l21l13l0l8l8l1l205l1763l0.12.1l21l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=a40723af4d2b94e4&biw=1680&bih=926) All this TSA security is wasted money and loss to freedoms.

  78. Passenger Advocates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you fsking kidding me? You do know what that is lawyer-speak for, right? LAWYERS! The TSA has gotten so out of control you need to have a lawyer on hand to FLY IN AN AIRPLANE.

    You do know that in the old USSR, you weren't strip-searched when you flew, right? We went through all that anti-commie BS for all those decades just so we can turn the USA into a psycho version of Stalinist Russia?
    Count me out.

  79. Working as intended by Sqr(twg) · · Score: 1

    The system is working as intended. The whole point of TSA is to bother people, not to increase security. A few years from now, noboby will oppose legislation that lets everybody except a certain ethnic group bypass the scanners. and ... Godwin anyone?

  80. A steering wheel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why do you have a steering wheel down your troos, Captain Jack?

    It's my wife. She's driving me nuts.

  81. Use the power of social media by oDDmON+oUT · · Score: 1

    Post the Wired link to every Senator and Congressman's FB page and Twitter account.
    Sit back.
    Watch the hilarity ensue.

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  82. If you've got nothing to hide... by Draque · · Score: 1

    then let me see under your blouse. Sorry, ma'am. Have to check everyone. That isn't fat or a dude.

  83. Gandhi not Ghandi... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are many Americans misspelling Gandhi as Ghandi? Is it some sort of disorder or very sloppy attitude?

    Will they write Obama as Ofama?

  84. The better solution... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Is to dispense with this false security "theatre" altogether, since it does nothing to prevent terrorist attacks or increase flight safety.

  85. Re:USA, the land I used to want to go on holiday t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love living in the US, but my government really isn't making this a pleasant experience.

  86. Just Say No by rally2xs · · Score: 1

    That is, opt out... of airline travel completely. Unless going across oceans, I don't need to be getting on airplanes since they started x-raying people. My car will go everywhere I want to go. If they want me to fly, they're going to have to cut the crap and make it pleasant again. That means killing the TSA and the accompanying idiocy of security screens with long lines and machines that may give you cancer, as well as people touching people where that would normally start a fight.

    Going to 'Vegas from Virginia next month, and I'm driving.

  87. So they blur generic images? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    ... the TSA released a statement to CBS saying that scanners at the Dallas-Ft. Worth airport, ... had been upgraded so that they now showed only a generic body outline, rather than a detailed image.

    “All of our millimeter wave technology units including those in Dallas have been upgraded with additional privacy enhancements that no longer display passenger-specific images,” the TSA said in a statement. “To further ensure passenger privacy and anonymity, a privacy filter was applied to blur all images.”

    So they only show generic images (stick-figures), but those images are blurred to ensure passenger privacy?

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  88. Patching bad code with more bad code by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    The correct solution to this problem isn't to add more and more layers of complexity on top

    Haven't you heard? The solution to 'bad government' is always 'more bad government'.

    The US Federal Government makes Microsoft Windows, with is bad security design and a bunch of bolt-on parts to work around that, look downright elegant in comparison.

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  89. Re:USA, the land I used to want to go on holiday t by PoopMonkey · · Score: 1

    Did you read the article? The door was open. You can't clam you can't be confident in a security feature when that feature isn't used.

  90. Re:OPT OUT- If you're in a country that allows it by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Informative

    Or Great Britain. Which is why for my trip to Europe next year, I will not be flying through LHR.

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  91. Re:USA, the land I used to want to go on holiday t by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    In that case, the terrorists had already seized control. Once they have control of the plane, locking the cabin doors makes no sense (from a passenger perspective as opposed to from the terrorists' perspective).

    The locks should be engaged before passengers board. Then, if hijackers threaten to kill people if the pilots don't unlock the door, the pilots should be under strict orders to land at the nearest airport (having radioed the situation in, of course). The pilots would be further told they are not to open the doors under any circumstances no matter how many people get killed.

    This one item would reduce a terrorist's options. They could kill everyone on the plane save the pilots or try to smuggle a bomb on-board and blow up the plane. Still, that would be one plane's worth of casualties at most. They wouldn't be able to ram the plane into anything to increase the casualties.

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  92. great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    instead of banning useless technology that is absolutely intrusive to our persons, we're just going to spend more money hiring more people to sit around and do nothing.

    what the hell would an "advocate" do? politely tell me that refusing a backscatter scan is indicative of terrorist activities and that i will be under suspicion indefinitely? yea, like i need someone to tell me that.

  93. Personal experience by Phat_Tony · · Score: 1

    I was at DFW at Christmas with my girlfriend and watching the security line ahead of me. They had a regular metal detector and the nudie scanner going and were directing some people to one and some to the other. And every single hot woman got sent to the nudie scanner, where only about a third of the total people were being sent there. I pointed this out to my girlfriend, who noticed it was the case.
    I'm male and not good looking at all, but was flattered to be sent there myself.

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  94. some people are born to be ruled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, sure YOU are fine with it. But what about a blurry picture of your mom / daughter / sister / wife nude. Do you really think that having a uneducated government goon snicker at their body should be a requirement for being allowed to travel ? Because not flying is not a real option, they are moving into buses and trains and traffic stops, as well as mobile scanning units.

    We are forced to undress for the government, while at the same time an entire country shudders violently at the sight of a nipple on TV and nudity is repressed everywhere with shame, jail terms and lifetime "Sex Offender" sticker for everyone else. Do you not see anything abnormal here ?

    Freedom is also about choosing who we undress for.

  95. Re:USA, the land I used to want to go on holiday t by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

    You can't clam you can't be confident in a security feature when that feature isn't used.

    Let's say we can't be confident in a security feature when we can't be confident the feature will be used.

  96. The Sting by eminencja · · Score: 1

    Anybody remembers that scene from the Sting (1973) when Johny Hooker (Robert Redford) tucks money in Mottola pants and says Ain't no hard guy in the world gonna frisk ya there.?

  97. You should be able to request a print by Animats · · Score: 1

    You should be able to ask for a print of your scan to take with you. Like roller coasters.

    At least it's a break for the watchers. A job where you look at body outlines of mostly fat people all day must be very depressing.

  98. Re:USA, the land I used to want to go on holiday t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who detects the detectors? The meta detectors, apparently.

  99. Use snopes - Re:OPT OUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/patdown.asp

  100. Re:OPT OUT- If you're in a country that allows it by isorox · · Score: 2

    Or Great Britain. Which is why for my trip to Europe next year, I will not be flying through LHR.

    They've been removed from Heathrow now (at least T5, the BA one). I believe Manchester is the only ones left.

    I've also had MMW scans at DME in Moscow, and Erez on the Gaza/Israel border.

    Obviously always opt out in the U.S.

  101. Re:USA, the land I used to want to go on holiday t by scsirob · · Score: 1

    I am changing jobs to work for a new US startup. I am very excited about the job, except for having to travel to the US for training and business meetings. The thought of having to deal with constant surveillance as well as the 'security' theater makes me very uncomfortable.

    Before 9/11 I enjoyed traveling to the US very much. This all changed when I saw the sheer over-reaction when I took my kids (4 and 6 at the time) to Orlando. Being Dutch, they did not speak a word of English at that age. On arrival of the flight, groggy after nine hours in a plane, they were shouted at to take off their shoes. My youngest almost fell over while taking his shoes off and leaned against the post of the scanner. 4 years old... The security goons went crazy, how dare you touch their scanner! The yelling and screaming really made for a great start of our vacation.. This incident has changed my mind about the US forever.

    The definition of terrorism is trying to change society by inflicting fear. The muslims on 9/11 did this on one horrible day. The US government is doing it every day, ever since.

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  102. Re:OPT OUT- If you're in a country that allows it by dgatwood · · Score: 1

    They've been removed from Heathrow now (at least T5, the BA one). I believe Manchester is the only ones left.

    As I understand it, only the X-ray systems have been removed (except in Manchester). The L3 and Smiths detection (millimeter wave) scanners are still very much authorized for use at LHR. So if they aren't in place at the moment, I'd be very surprised if they aren't there by next fall. Given recent comments by the UK transportation minister, I have zero faith in the UK becoming a place I will willingly travel to or through again by air unless several conservative party members of the UK government are ejected en masse in a landslide election, are tried before the Hague, and are forced to finish out the remainder of their lives in a hard labor camp for their crimes against humanity to serve as an example for other political leaders that would act against the public interest for their own political (and usually economic) gains.

    That's the level of political upheaval that would be required to convince the sorts of mental defectives who would mandate forcible on-camera strip-searches as a prerequisite for travel that such actions are uncivilized and unjustifiable, no matter the perceived risks or rewards.

    In other words, I'm not holding my breath.

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  103. Re:OPT OUT- If you're in a country that allows it by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    Heathrow Terminal 3 doesn't have them any more as far as I could see, and they got rid of the shoe scanners too.

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  104. Re:OPT OUT- If you're in a country that allows it by isorox · · Score: 1

    They've been removed from Heathrow now (at least T5, the BA one). I believe Manchester is the only ones left.

    As I understand it, only the X-ray systems have been removed (except in Manchester). The L3 and Smiths detection (millimeter wave) scanners are still very much authorized for use at LHR.

    There isn't one at T5-South (where I normally pass through -- nearer the lounge), as it used to be a radiation booth. I'm fairly sure it's been removed from T5 north too.

    Personally I'm fine with making everyone passing through, or working at, or in charge of (up to the politicians), to be naked. Assuming they increase the temperature first. I'm not fine with recalibrated machines whose sole purpose is to fire an unknown quantity of ionising radiation at you.

  105. pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or it didn't happen

  106. This is not about cancer or "safety" by Concern · · Score: 1

    Only in the Bush era could a treasury-looting boondoggle this bad actually go all the way to implementation.

    These machines can be defeated by any illiterate petty criminal. Hello... body cavities?

    Every actually respectable expert is on record against them, from Bruce Schneier to El Al's former head of security.

    This is not just garden variety incompetence. The program was so wildly and thoroughly stupid that it goes beyond negligence into prima facie malicious intent. The bigs from the vendors and the feds on the procurement side should see prison on the grounds of corruption alone. It's no different than selling the army a billion dollars worth of non-working guns or vehicles to pocket the profits. God willing, someday we'll watch the trials on CSpan.

    That's leaving aside the laugh-till-you-cry repugnant aspects of what they actually did - which is, let's not sugar coat it, take nude photographs of thousands and thousands of children.

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