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  1. ill never understand on Hands-on With the Wii MotionPlus · · Score: 0, Troll

    the wii...wouldnt it be cheaper and more fun to get off your ass, pick up a golf club and hit a few balls?

    the wii, at the risk of a trollmod, seems like a toy for fat lazy kids. they sell an accessory wiifit waterbottle that, lets not pretend, likely sees more mountain dew than water in the average home.
    for those who already have a wii, try my new "total reality" game where you buy a tennis racket and some balls. its perfectly acceptable to hit the courts dressed as mario or luigi however princess peach is firmly restricted to female players.

  2. ultimately its on Adobe Pushing For Flash TVs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    peanuts and circuses. both are directed in a very metered and concerted manner, so if flash benefits all parties in the P&C industry it will become standard...

    this gives also adobe content managers a medium by which their flash cannot be blocked. Flash means rendering and encoding the fast motion graphics the human eye pays the most attention to is now offloaded to the consumer instead of a rendering division at the television station. expect it to pop up during the superbowl and offer pizzas, cars, music and other items you'd enjoy at the circus.. it serves to enhance the circus, not supplant and overtake it.

  3. so why have i been on Oracle Buys Sun · · Score: 1

    considering purchasing sun blades and hardware if the company is now owned by oracle? what does that mean?? more importantly, does this mean the purchasing guy is going to foam at the mouth when looking at the orders for Oracle and the orders for Sun?

  4. without the bold leadership on Why Republicans Won't Retake Silicon Valley · · Score: 2, Funny

    of ted stevens, unfortunately the complexity of the tubes seem unnavigable at this time.

  5. Re:Damn on Louisiana Rep. Preps State Bill Banning Human-Animal Hybrids · · Score: 1

    not to mention evil robots from the future attempting pre-infanticide so as to secure a victory in a hellish future apocalypse.

  6. developers promptly respond on Brendan Eich Explains ECMAScript 3.1 To Developers · · Score: 1

    ...yes, but, does it work with java?

  7. thats nothing. on Microsoft Family Safety Filter Blocks Google · · Score: 5, Funny

    I tried to visit redhat.com and a chair shot out the back of my machine!

  8. also known as on Cutting Steel With Flaming Bacon Weapons · · Score: 1

    I wrapped an oxygen lance in bacon for a laugh.

  9. this reminded me on Energy Secretary Chu Endorses "Clean Coal" · · Score: 1

    of my co-op at a refinery. there was an entire block of the plant that just sat idle, did nothing, and smelled horrible. my boss told me it was
    an old coal-tar extraction plant designed to extract the oil from coal circa 1980. it never panned out to anything more than $4 a gallon gas in 1980, and
    was scrapped conveniently keeping the federal funds injected to bring it to fruition.

    they had also tried "steam assisted flares" to reduce ozone depleting emissions around that time...which of course made the smoke go away but not the pollutants. federal funding firmly in hand.

    clean coal through carbon sequestering is just one more of these technologies energy companies push when an administration critical of fossil fuel shows up, and cant be bought.

  10. read: on Malicious Activity Grew At a Record Pace In 2008 · · Score: 1

    even though we're circling the shitter, our products are still move valuable than ever.

  11. so we're on First Look at Microsoft Exchange Server 2010 Beta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    bundling the operating system? thats what it sounds like if the OS is a requirement....bad move on the part of redmond to make this mandatory in a recession.

    this is the part where customers ask the question: if linux users dont have to install a new OS to get the latest mailserver/groupware...why the hell do i???

  12. this has and will on College Police Think Using Linux Is Suspicious Behavior · · Score: 2, Interesting

    continue to happen. personally, i was suspended 3 days in highschool for having the audacity to remotely log into my home pc and download my homework under the guise of "hacking with unix."

    ive been stopped in the laguardia intl. airport for booting a laptop that only posted a command prompt, ordered to produce "the start button" and when i couldnt i was detained for 20 minutes
    for a nice chat with the TSA.

    blame Hollywood. ever since hackers a command prompt is a sign of devious intent. all three matrixes implied it, johnny mnemonic, terminator 2, and the latest die hard to some extent all confirm
    console=evil superhacker.

    i guess on the bright side, im finally pretty cool now :)

  13. insert on Obama Taps a 5th Lawyer From the RIAA · · Score: 1

    witty quip about change here.

  14. these numbers on Google Losing Up To $1.65M a Day On YouTube · · Score: 1

    are likely calculated as loss based on the potential for gains or sales...which is a calculation that is mostly speculation and
    often used by businesses to inflate their urgency during an outage (ex: losing 1 billion dollars an hour.)

  15. i for one on He's a Mac, He's a PC, But We're Linux! · · Score: 3, Funny

    am glad it wasnt the "i, you, we are linux" ad... that one had me terrified that linux would inevitably pick up a phased plasma rifle in the 50 watt range and...well....try and find Sarah Connor.

  16. same as on Facebook Users Get Lower Grades In College · · Score: 1

    students who play video games, students who watch too much tv, students who eat junkfood, students who do drugs, students who
    stay up too late, students who listen to heavy metal...

    i question not the correlation between facebook and GPA, but the correlation between GPA and overall intelligence.

  17. and yet i havent on PG&E Makes Deal For Solar Power From Space · · Score: 1

    seen a 'cancer' tag on this article yet?

    if it works like simcity, i predict parts of california will experience an occasional uncontrollable deathray from space. ;)

  18. i know ill get bitched at for this on China Denies Role In US Grid Hacks · · Score: 4, Insightful

    but could it be possible that for once, we're not under constant attack from enemy nations and have nothing to really fear?
    the last time we cringed in terror at another country as a pretext for invasion, it turned out they were guilty of a lot less than we
    originally conjectured.

    if china were hacking into our powerplants and infrastructure, what purpose would it seriously serve? china manufactures a bulk of american goods, and holds a bulk of american debt.
    we are an economic interest, so one could argue harm to us is harm to china.

  19. i know its a strange question on YouTube Halts Uploads and Comments In Korea · · Score: 1

    but i always wonder how they do these geographically isolated site changes...
    if its geoip it depends greatly on the database, but then again im certain the government
    would be more than willing to hand over a listing of subnets theyd like to see restricted to youtube.

    governments certainly make running a massive media service like youtube ludicrously difficult for admins.
    i cant imagine keeping a cluster strictly for china, and another strictly for korea, while my global cluster
    cant have any access to either and vice versa.

    dont misconstrue the comment to mean i endorse the censorship, im quite against it. I am however in awe
    of youtube and google engineers when it comes to bending to the social will of governments who insist crazy things like, say, 100% logging
    of everything however camp X-Ray must be censored out of any maps.

  20. hows this on Worst Working Conditions You Had To Write Code In? · · Score: 1

    105 degree forge, 10 feet from an induction furnace, 120 DB background noise and im required to wear a respirator, earplugs, and fire-retardant clothing

    while working on a machine with windows xp at 256meg ram...keeping an eye out for forklift traffic.

    or this one: 40ft off the ground replacing an old IBM 10 port 10mb hub thats been duct taped to an i-beam in a foundry. balancing a laptop
    on a drainpipe and the railing of a manlift at full boom extension and cleaning up vlan configs on the replacement 10 year old ibm switch.

  21. this will never sell... on Supercomputer As a Service · · Score: 2, Funny

    we forgot to call it a cloud, and put it in a grid configuration after we service oriented it
    to leverage our core concepts. obviously all the packets will fall out of it.

  22. im not certain this is as big an issue as on ISP Capping Is Becoming the New DRM · · Score: 1

    the simple fact that most telco's, and cable providers are unscrupulous monopolies. the government has essentially granted them a stranglehold over
    communications systems with little or no regulation. Will the us government, which has long since outsourced their portion of the internet network to the telcos,
    also be a part of these bandwidth caps?
    these are the same industries that charge access for the GPS receiver already built into your phone or disable its features outright, cant tell the difference between a tenth of a dollar and a tenth of a
    cent, and receive historical immunity from warrantless wiretaps.

  23. and in the distance on Google Open Sources Updater · · Score: 1, Redundant

    a chair could be heard, sailing gracefully across the redmond campus.

    burying your competitor certainly takes alot of dirt these days.

  24. xreal! i can see it now. on Advanced Open Source Engine Based On Quake 3 · · Score: 1

    teabagging and bunny-hopping to the X degree.

  25. this is a good freaking question. on How Does Flash Media Fail? · · Score: 3, Funny

    ive been able to roll over a flashdrive with my car, wash, and bake a flashdrive in the process of doing laundry, and its never failed...however ive had one on my desk for a month that failed like a whale for no good (read:user abusing it as normal) reason. blaming gremlins, jeebus, and FSM until a solution abounds.