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He's a Mac, He's a PC, But We're Linux!

davidmwilliams writes "Earlier this year the Linux Foundation launched a competition for budding writers, film makers and just general Linux enthusiasts to make their own grassroots advertisement to compete with Apple's highly-successful 'I'm a Mac' series of adverts. The winner has now been announced."

508 comments

  1. Wow by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nothing quite as exciting as a spoof like two years after the original ads started and about a year after they stopped being cool.

    I heard Weird Al was coming up with a parody of the Bee Gees next week...

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    1. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Hey jackass, look at the winner. It is not a spoof.

    2. Re:Wow by plague3106 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Heh... typical of Linux though. Copying Mac or Windows, but years later, and not quite as good.

    3. Re:Wow by pseudonomous · · Score: 5, Informative

      Like the rude AC, I re-iterate more politely:

      The winning ad doesn't copy either the Apple or Microsoft campaign styles. It's actually pretty good, except for the fact that it doesn't at all make clear WHAT linux is, but it might make some people interested enough to google it.

    4. Re:Wow by Svippy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, just like workspaces, man, totally rip off of Mac OS X's Spaces feature, and Windows' not yet existing equivalent!

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    5. Re:Wow by Repossessed · · Score: 5, Informative

      You should probably actually watch the video, once it stops being slashdotted. Or go to Youtube.

      The winner isn't anything that would be recognized as a I'm a Mac/I'm a PC commercial rip off, or anything like what Microsoft made either. I'm not sure why this is styled an "I'm Linux" contest in the first place, almost none of the videos had anything to do with that (The only one that was even close and worth mentioning was the "I'm Not Linux" video series).

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    6. Re:Wow by Repossessed · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Linux did its spoof years ago.

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    7. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I honestly hope this is just a troll attempt, and you're not really that much of an utter and complete idiot.

    8. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol i troll u

      Or something like that.

    9. Re:Wow by Edge23 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yeah..I am sure that feature got people to drop Windows, which they were familiar with and has the most hardware compatibility etcâ¦, to switch to Linux

    10. Re:Wow by Korin43 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah and that time Linux totally ripped off Vista's 'Aero' effects..

    11. Re:Wow by 3vi1 · · Score: 1

      Heh... typical of Linux though. Copying Mac or Windows, but years later, and not quite as good.

      Linux was anthropomorphized in commercials years before Apple or Windows (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwL0G9wK8j4).

      Typical of a Microsoft: Be the last one to do something and claim everyone copied you.

    12. Re:Wow by Deagol · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And yet... Linux and the thousands of other open source projects that make a usable desktop remain Free, while the others do not.

      Even if I concede that open source clones of proprietary software are often inferior (which is certainly not a given), I'm ok with that given the benefits. If you *need* pivot tables in Excel or the bazillion features in Photoshop, then spend the money for your single license, possbily DRM'ed, binary-only product that can only be installed and run on a single OS a single hardware platform. More power to you! Isn't choice wonderful?

      I, along with many others, choose cost-free software that affords us the freedom to copy it indefinitely, install it on whatever OS/hardware we have, and tweak and fiddle with it without fear of DMCA violations or SPA audits.

      Your snide "not quite as good" remark totally ignores the benefits beyond technical features.

    13. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure Windows allows you to create a desktop much much larger than your monitor is able to display. There even exists the option to scroll when navigating to the portions of your desktop not in current view.

      Are you just picking nits because it's not broken into a grid with more buttons to click to get there? Or am I being ignorant of what "workspaces" means?

    14. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sarcasm, anyone?

    15. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm starting to equate "FOSS" with "requires the mind of a genetic physicist to splice DNA sequences into source code to run".

      No thank you. If it's required for you to recompile software to have it run properly, you're doing it wrong. This is why Linux will always be severely behind in market share.

    16. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "most hardware compatibility"

      Everyone knows that this statement is incorrect.

    17. Re:Wow by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Your snide "not quite as good" remark totally ignores the benefits beyond technical features.

      Unfortunately, the features are all that the majority of the software-purchasing [and pirating] world cares about.

    18. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Your snide "not quite as good" remark totally ignores the benefits beyond technical features.
      As does 95% of the general public. Might want to rethink your line of argument there, sport.

    19. Re:Wow by joaosantos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Novell did it. Novell is just one of the several corporations that profits from Linux, and it isn't "Linux".

    20. Re:Wow by BrokenHalo · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yeah, just like workspaces, man, totally rip off of Mac OS X's Spaces feature...

      Err, what? That was insightful?

      The Unix world has had this feature since at least the mid-90s, maybe earlier.

    21. Re:Wow by mweather · · Score: 1

      We copy Xerox by proxy, than you very much!

    22. Re:Wow by mweather · · Score: 4, Informative

      Most hardware compatibility? Try installing it on anything but an x86, then get back to me.

    23. Re:Wow by Nyxeh · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I know, it's not like MS had a 3d compositing demo, complete with wobbly windows, over six years ago ... wait, they did. http://piestar.net/2009/03/25/compiz-microsoft-and-originality/ The amount of original things that Linux has come up with I can count on the fingers of one hand.

    24. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best comparison parody EVER!

      Wii Vs. PS3

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PhJp3ciRQ

    25. Re:Wow by sbeckstead · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ok, but I'm not a driveling whiny developer enthusiast that needs to have the bazillion levels of freedom that you need to hack the bejeezus out of your computer. I'm a burger flipper, a tire guy, a mechanic, a professional, or a housewife and I just want the stuff to work. I don't want to have to make a stupid decision about which distribution I should download and I don't want to have to answer nine billion technical questions just to get it installed. Something I have never gotten from Linux. I want to have that feeling that there is a company that I can blame, I need to have the feeling that there is a group of people that may benefit from my purchase, and who can be called upon to support that product. I want a product not a cool concept (Apple delivers both). Grow up, Linux is as good or better technically than anything being sold but it isn't a product. It will never be a product as long as it is distributed by and has as many distributions as geeks writing it. Ubuntu is coming the closest to being a product and it's goals are commendable but it is not a mainstream desktop PRODUCT and never will be.

      Just because it's free doesn't mean it is going to be good and just because it costs a lot of money doesn't mean that it's evil. The answer is in between those extremes just like everything else in life.
      I'l probably get modded a 0 flame bait for this but it's still a valid statement!

    26. Re:Wow by EonBlueTooL · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What a horrible commercial. It doesn't remotely state what linux is. All it says is linux is freedom. I do not feel un-free, so why do I need to find out what linux is? All this commercial is, is linux elitist masturbation, it does nothing for anyone who doesn't already know what linux is, and doesn't really do anything for windows users.

    27. Re:Wow by causality · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >Your snide "not quite as good" remark totally ignores the benefits beyond technical features. As does 95% of the general public. Might want to rethink your line of argument there, sport.

      Because for him to enjoy the freedom of Free Software, the majority must first agree with him? You know that's faulty, don't you?

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    28. Re:Wow by theillien · · Score: 1

      Most hardware compatibility? Try installing it on anything but an x86, then get back to me.

      Try installing what on anything other than x86? Linux? I'm using it on a dual-core x86_64 laptop right now. Runs quite well and I can even use the media control buttons. Crazy, that.

    29. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be kidding me!!

      ROFTL! I never LOLZ so much about a youtube video.

    30. Re:Wow by Nigel+Stepp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Advertisements don't need to inform. Pay attention to the next few car commercials you see and notice how facts about the car are pretty light.

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    31. Re:Wow by hazah · · Score: 1

      Wow indeed...

      Do you not realize that you have to recompile software for it to run properly, period? It doesn't matter what software or OS we're talking about either. Just because someone else does it for you does not mean that it does not get done. Even on your precious Windows.

      What rock did you climb out from under?

    32. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently mods didn't get the joke - this is Funny.

    33. Re:Wow by GNUbuntu · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm pretty sure Windows allows you to create a desktop much much larger than your monitor is able to display. There even exists the option to scroll when navigating to the portions of your desktop not in current view.

      Huh? That's not what a workspace is.

      Are you just picking nits because it's not broken into a grid with more buttons to click to get there? Or am I being ignorant of what "workspaces" means?

      No, you're completely ignorant of what a workspace is. A workspace is a completely independent desktop from another workspace that has it's own windows open, etc. It is not a broken up grid of the desktop. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Workspace#Graphical_interfaces

    34. Re:Wow by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      Yes but when you see a car commercial you can typically figure out that it's a car ad. The winner doesn't even indicate that it's even remotely computer related. It's hard to picture someone like my parents even being curious enough to go Google something so abstract unless it had HUGE saturation to the point where they coudln't resist (unlikely given there is no funding for such.

      Way to abstract and rather boring. If anything it's even more boring than the Jerry era MS commercials. It reminds me of those old perfume commercials where they all stand around posing and looking sexy, and then at the end they flash the product name without even telling you what "X" product is.

      It's a little too 90's for me...

    35. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, linux had virtual workspaces like that for many many years before macs had it. and you were not limited to just 4 either!

    36. Re:Wow by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      I think it would have been better to show someone putting stacks of money into the CD tray and watching the PC shred it and spit it out the exhaust fan.

      Cut scene to someone throwing a PC into a sink full of money:

      "Linux...your soaking in it..."

    37. Re:Wow by Golddess · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you'd read the post that mweather was replying to, you'd know that mweather was referring to Windows.

      (Is this some kind of new low for /. where we don't even bother to read a post's parent post in order to gain the proper context of what someone said, or am I just new here?)

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    38. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow Indeed. Installing linux for years, has been easier than windows. Almost all of my hardware is detected and the appropriate drivers installed. I never have to answer "technical" questions to install linux. Unless you mean the basic questions about root password, partitioning and basic stuff like that, which even windows asks you for. What are you talking about?

    39. Re:Wow by cptnapalm · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I just want the stuff to work"

      If all this stuff "just works" then why do I so regularly get requested by the "just works" customers to make something work that they can't get to work on their "just works" system?

    40. Re:Wow by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      Novell did it. Novell is just one of the several corporations that profits from Linux, and it isn't "Linux".

      I don't care WHO did it. That is a very nice video.

      As for Novell, they may not be ALL of Linux, but it looks to me as if they're a darn good chunk of Linux.

    41. Re:Wow by SBFCOblivion · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm a burger flipper, a tire guy, a mechanic, a professional, or a housewife and I just want the stuff to work.

      Please, seek help.

    42. Re:Wow by Dragonslicer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Contrast with Windows: Where are my drivers? Okay, installed.

      I think you left out a few steps, like "What's the manufacturer's web site? Okay, where is their downloads page? Okay, what's the exact model number? Okay, what version of Windows am I using?"

    43. Re:Wow by sanotto · · Score: 1

      You've said you just need to do your work... and later you've said You need somebody to blame!!! And you've said that linux will never be a product because you do't have somebody to blame... It seems to me that you are the kind of people who just need somebody to blame when thing go wrong, doing the work is just incidental to you. You are a whining teenager ... Please... get out of the boat ... Real men wanted!!!

    44. Re:Wow by PastaLover · · Score: 1

      "Innovation" really isn't the right word. I can't think of anything on the desktop that wasn't just an incremental improvement. And lots of the things they're working on now have probably existed in some form or another for the past 30 years.

      It's just that all big vendors want to claim they're "innovative", which they sort of are, but not in the way of coming up with completely new things every time they bring out a new release, which people seem to think they do.

    45. Re:Wow by Thelasko · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you'd read the post that mweather was replying to, you'd know that mweather was referring to Windows.

      This is why I always quote the relevant portion of the parent post in my replies.

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    46. Re:Wow by theillien · · Score: 1

      I did read the parent. It wasn't clear to me either from the post he made or the one he was referring to which OS he was commenting on. Re-reading it, though, it is clear I didn't read it well enough the first time around.

    47. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF?? Do you really believe on that?

    48. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard lots of friends say that they like Photoshop better, but when I ask if they think it's worth the money they say that they stole it.

    49. Re:Wow by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      Yes, but which distribution? Why was it easier and what store did you walk into to buy it?

      You guys all still don't get it.

    50. Re:Wow by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      People know what cars are and what they do so they don't need details because cars are sold on image. Are you a rufty-tufty cowboy or a rising star in the advertising world? That's whet they need to convey, not mechanical specifications.

      The thing with Linux is that people haven't got a clue what it is.

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    51. Re:Wow by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      Good, but not as good as this one for Windows 386. A classic....

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    52. Re:Wow by TerminalSpin · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, Xerox copies you.

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    53. Re:Wow by moranar · · Score: 1

      You could, you know, _buy_ one of those distros, like SuSE or Mandriva, and have the comfort of knowing that there's someone there to give you the shaft on the phone or by email directly when things go wrong, without needing to subscribe to a mailing list to be left in the lurch.

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    54. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should probably actually watch the video, once it stops being slashdotted. Or go to Youtube.

      I clicked both and raced 'em to see which loads faster

    55. Re:Wow by story645 · · Score: 1

      Just because someone else does it for you

      Uh that's the whole point. There's a mountain of difference between clicking an install executable and having to run cmake/gcc/whatever else. One makes the software easily accessible to most everyone by hiding the scary technical parts, the other well explains why the linux desktop market share is so low.

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    56. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get why this gets modded 'insightful'... OS X has them only from 10.5 implemented.

    57. Re:Wow by story645 · · Score: 1

      Actually, he's probably DID/MPD

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    58. Re:Wow by EonBlueTooL · · Score: 1

      The typical car commercial:

      **BIG VOICE** LOOK AT OUR CARS, LOOK AT OUR LOW LOW PRICES. CAN'T AFFORD IT???? NO PROBLEM. WE CAN GET YOU A CAR.

      I know what the car commercial is trying to sell me. I have no idea what the linux commercial is trying to sell me. I don't even know what they are competing with. I know nothing except linux is freedom. Freedom from what? If its freedom from windows "boundaries," well... I don't know what to say. The technical knowledge required to make changes beyond what is already capable in windows would pretty much ensure that anyone capable of doing them already knows linux. Linux has selling points. It is no upfront cost It's configurability is only limited by the users skill There is a lot of free software for it It generally gets the job done More secure This ad addresses one of those slightly.

    59. Re:Wow by story645 · · Score: 1

      I think you left out a few steps, like "What's the manufacturer's web site? Okay, where is their downloads page? Okay, what's the exact model number? Okay, what version of Windows am I using?"

      I've only had to do that with printers, which come with drivers/install cds. MS tends to have drivers for just about everything that doesn't come with a cd anyway, and a few things that do.

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    60. Re:Wow by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Besides, the sort of "larger virtual screen" that the parent is
      talking about was available in X desktops before Linux even
      existed. The same goes for virtual workspaces too actually.

      If you want to have a "us too" Lemming moment then you need
      to go back to at least Windows 3.1.

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    61. Re:Wow by sherriw · · Score: 1

      I don't know much, but I install software with a couple clicks via Ubuntu's package manager. I don't compile it...

    62. Re:Wow by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Fortunately your little fear mongering example hasn't been relevant for a least 5 years if not 10.

      1998 called, it wants it's FUD back.

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    63. Re:Wow by sherriw · · Score: 1

      Ubuntu. And I requested a free cd from their website. Even easier than walking to the store.

    64. Re:Wow by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Store? Walk?

      This is 2009. Time to crawl into the 21st century.

      Nevermind that. Time to crawl into the 80s.

      People have been downloading software and even disk images since then.

      Now you can just buy those things online and have them shipped straight to your door.

      That's very handy when the local Best Buy is TOO LAME to have something simple (like a GigE card).

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    65. Re:Wow by fnord_uk · · Score: 1

      I thought that was just in the Russian Embassy, although according to the following link, it was probably all of them. http://www.editinternational.com/read.php?id=47ddf19823b89

      fnord

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    66. Re:Wow by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      THAT is an ad for the local used car dealership.

      That is not a "car" ad. That is not something put out by the company
      that actually makes the car. You are trying to conflate an ad for Frys
      with one for Apple.

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    67. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it appeared BEFORE linux existed, on NeXT machines.

    68. Re:Wow by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      And "crap, they want a serial number", shut down and open the machine to get the information. Then hope it works with other hardware in the system and the driver doesn't cause other problems.

      [John]

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    69. Re:Wow by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      I choose Windows because something on the order of 95% of computer games work on it.

      When Linux can do that as well as Windows can, I'll switch over at breakneck speed.

    70. Re:Wow by story645 · · Score: 1

      Fortunately your little fear mongering example hasn't been relevant for a least 5 years if not 10.

      Depends what you're trying to install, though I'll grant most of the stuff you need to build from source on linux you need to build from source on windows.
      Dude, I run ubuntu so I've had to compile very little from source, I've just had to go through dependency hell (and the rgb.txt simlink hell for all sorts of win). I'm not even trying to play the FUD card, I'm just replying to the parents assertion that "everything recompiles", as if that means things are automatically equal for all distros.

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    71. Re:Wow by story645 · · Score: 1

      I don't know much, but I install software with a couple clicks via Ubuntu's package manager. I don't compile it...

      See reply to poster below. I was just trying to point out that not all recompiles are equal, which was the parents point. Bad choice of equivalent. (Though really, the only time I have to recompile anything to get it working is when I have crazy dependency issues, and then I'm working with stuff that requires a technical proficiency where recompiles aren't a big bad scary thing. I don't care that I'm contradicting myself.)
      I use Ubuntu's package manager and think it's the most awesome thing ever, but I've had to deal with total newbies scared of it.

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    72. Re:Wow by Yfrwlf · · Score: 1

      Right, and it's helpful for drilling in a name. They think "um...Linux...hm...what's that?" and even *that* drills in the name. The thing is, what it actually is, if not stated in the ad, will be in other ads or in some other way instead. So, the point that Linux means freedom is something good to drill home, but users at some point do need to learn somehow that it's free and something they need to ask for to be installed on their computers when they buy them.

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    73. Re:Wow by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ok, but I'm not a driveling whiny developer enthusiast that needs to have the bazillion levels of freedom that you need to hack the bejeezus out of your computer. I'm a burger flipper, a tire guy, a mechanic, a professional, or a housewife and I just want the stuff to work.

      In that case, the bazillion programs available for Windows shouldn't matter -- only the few you need to work. Additionally, the lack of a need for antivirus, and the ease of keeping your system up-to-date and secure, should appeal to you.

      In fact, even a package manager and a distribution should benefit you, in the long run. Choosing software supported by the distro means it'll be maintained, likely forever and for free. Using a distro like Debian or Ubuntu, which has separate stable and unstable versions, means that as long as you're on the stable version, all of that software is known to work together -- no "dll hell", no other strange cases of one piece of software causing another to not work.

      I don't want to have to make a stupid decision about which distribution I should download

      That's why we say "Ubuntu" and move on.

      and I don't want to have to answer nine billion technical questions just to get it installed.

      I'm sure someone can verify it, but I don't think Ubuntu asks more questions than XP. If you're a professional, you solve this problem by getting it preinstalled.

      I want to have that feeling that there is a company that I can blame,

      That would be Dell, who is providing you service, if you followed the above option.

      I need to have the feeling that there is a group of people that may benefit from my purchase,

      That, I really don't get. Since it can be free, why would you need that? If you get it as a product, with someone to blame (the Dell option), then Dell and Canonical both benefit, and some portion of your money goes directly to improving Ubuntu.

      Ubuntu is coming the closest to being a product and it's goals are commendable but it is not a mainstream desktop PRODUCT and never will be.

      Why not? Putting PRODUCT in all caps (and bold) doesn't make it a valid point. Your actual points here, I think I've refuted.

      Just because it's free doesn't mean it is going to be good and just because it costs a lot of money doesn't mean that it's evil.

      This is true. However, the fact that it is free, in a truly level market economy, would mean that anything that costs money would have to come with a lot of added value.

      As it is, the closest competitor, in the sense of something for which most software is compatible, might be Solaris (and other commercial Unices), but Solaris was recently open sourced -- Linux dominates that market. OS X might count, except their GUI is so proprietary that a truly native OS X app can't be much more easily ported to Linux than a Windows app can.

      I'l probably get modded a 0 flame bait for this

      I really hope mods stop falling for this tactic.

      Hey, mods, I'm about to say something that people might not want to hear! Some people might mod me down for it! You'd better mod me up to compensate!

      I'd have modded you overrated, but I actually have something to say.

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    74. Re:Wow by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      "depends on what you are trying to install" can include the latest bleeding edge code that hasn't been released yet.

      The fact that the Linux development process is completely open means
      that YOU CAN CHOOSE to make Linux as difficult as you like. That is
      quite different from Linux being difficult.

      If the subject is Ubuntu, then there you often times even get nice
      little packages that you can download from the project website and
      install in a very Windows-esque fashion.

      If you are going to bring up "building from source" then you better
      not just leave it at a vague sounding accusation.

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    75. Re:Wow by story645 · · Score: 1

      For the record I adore linux and keep trying to con almost everybody I know (mostly my electrical engineering senior design team) into using it. Which is why I've seen people totally flounder with synaptic, even though I think it's kind of idiot proof. All the options and versions and everything else trip people up (not to mention that the quick search option on ibex is broken/useless). I've also seen people get lost on where to find that library/package/function they just installed.

      A concrete example of having to do it all command line in linux vs. graphically in windows (though not from source far as I know) are the HP linux print drivers. (don't know, this probably has changed since last year.) It's really simple either way, but I know guys scared of the command line in all it's wonderful forms, and for them just dealing with output automatically makes it more difficult.

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    76. Re:Wow by syntheros · · Score: 0

      Really? Joe the Mechanic disagrees.

      Joe: "So... where do I get that free windows?"
      You: "It's not windows, it's an operating system named Ubuntu."
      Joe: "Right. So, where is it?"
      You: "Just get online and go to Ubuntu.com"
      Joe: "ew-bun-two? How do you spell that?"
      You: "U-B-U-N, you got a pen?"
      Joe: "... yeah, hang on a second... "
      You: "Ok, like this. Go there, then just order the free CD"
      Joe: "Nevermind dude, we're here."
      You: "Where?"
      Joe: "The store. We've been walking here the whole time you've been talking to me about this. I'm just gonna run in and pick up a copy of Windows. Be right back."
      You: "..."

    77. Re:Wow by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Why am I being offered Gnome and KDE? What's the difference?

      Or you installed Ubuntu, and that question is resolved, until you decide you want to dig deeper.

      Why can I not play DVDs?

      Because you didn't buy it preinstalled from a place like Dell, which handles that for you.

      Try installing a fresh copy of Windows, and you'll find that it cannot play DVDs either, unless you happened to get a copy of PowerDVD with that DVD drive. You'd have to download VLC anyway.

      What's the app called for playing MP3s and ripping CDs? Alright everyone, which one of the dozen is going to work best?

      Probably the one that's preinstalled.

      How would you answer this on Windows? iTunes? There are dozens of others you could've downloaded. Windows Media Player? Sucks, but it's preinstalled. Those are the choices.

      Oh, and if you have to download one: Amarok for playback, k3b for ripping -- that's what came by default on my Kubuntu. I'm not sure what comes by default on Ubuntu, but chances are, it will have a description right next to it in the menu.

      Contrast with Windows: Where are my drivers?

      Ok, let's see. What kind of video card do I have? Let's look up the manufacturer's website, looks like it's nvidia, ok, head over to nvidia.com. WTF? Where's the download? Nvidia tells me I have to go to my manufacturer's website. OK, back to Dell.com. WTF? Vista-only? This is bullshit, nvidia certainly maintains XP drivers, but due to a contract with Dell, can't provide them.

      Ok, contact support. Support gives me a download for a different model of laptop that happens to have the same video card. Support informs me that there's no way I could know or discover this on my own -- I would just have to contact support.

      And that's just the video card. The best wireless drivers were actually not the default ones, as Intel ProSet is utter crap compared to the default Windows wireless tools. I base this mostly on the fact that ProSet is completely unnecessary -- maybe there is something it does better, but I haven't found it yet. Regardless, I had to find the "driver only" download.

      And on down the list -- AHCI is really needed to make the best use of this hard disk, but XP doesn't support it without a driver. One option was to disable it in the BIOS and re-enable it later. The option I chose was to slipstream the driver into the XP CD -- a process significantly more involved than burning an Ubuntu ISO.

      Why is it running so slow? Why does it take 15 minutes to shutdown?

      I noticed you didn't list a solution to that. That's because the solution is pretty much what you said for one Linux problem:

      Okay, reinstall. Why did I not make notes?

      The solution to each, of course, is to back up a working copy, or to take notes, possibly in the form of a script.

      The difference is, I actually know how to fix a Linux problem. The fix for a Windows problem is generally to reboot, and if that doesn't work, reinstall. This may be my own lack of knowledge, but others seem to notice the same thing, and certainly Windows professionals seem to have little to suggest beyond running Spybot and reinstalling. So maybe it's related to the "freedom to tweak"?

      And on "enterprise" distros, where versions are locked for years while patches are backported, you suffer dependency hell, which forces you to run older versions of software until you can make the business case to upgrade the OS and all the commercial apps.

      While having everything be of a constant version (and thus designed to work well together) is useful, upgrading doesn't generally break everything. Especially when your only compatibility problems will be with that old software, it should be easy enough to test the upgrade and make sure it still works.

      This is more or less the same as the case with Windows -- notice how businesses are still running XP, which has had things slowly patched and backported. Most ignored Vista, and most are now looking to skip Windows 7.

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    78. Re:Wow by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      I dual-boot. I boot Windows when I want to game, and Linux when I want to do anything else.

      If gaming is the only thing keeping you on Windows, I'd suggest the same. At least for me, it beats buying a console.

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    79. Re:Wow by Hucko · · Score: 1

      Read it again buddy. We don't read parent posts. It is obvious that mweather was talking about Windows not linux ... idiot.

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    80. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you sir, that made my day.

    81. Re:Wow by sbeckstead · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes but they have to have an OS to download something. You morons just don't GET IT!

    82. Re:Wow by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      I'm really glad the you are so plugged in. I am too. I know what I'm doing and can handle all this stuff myself. I even consult enough that I have set up systems for many people. I've built Windows boxes from components. Most of my customers use Apple and I buy them set them up and they don't make me very much money. A couple use Linux and they make me a bunch of money so do the windows customers. Mostly because the Linux customers have very sophisticated apps that need more power all the time and they need me to research which pieces of hardware will be compatible with their particular distro. The windows users surf the net and they don't follow my recommendations much and they get crap in their systems so I go clean them out or re-install the OS once every oh about 4 months or so.

      But you still don't get it. Why should I recommend Ubuntu. Is it the right distro for everyone. Perhaps, the jury is still out on that one.

    83. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My conversation would go a little more like this.

      Joe: "So... where do I get that free windows?"
      You: "Well, I've got this morally ambiguous copy of WinXP: Pirated edition, or an actual free OS named Ubuntu."
      Joe: "Right. So, where is this free one?"
      You: "Here, I keep a spare copy in my backpack with all my other useful discs."
      Joe: "Cool, so what do I do with it?"
      You: "How about I give you a quick demo, you can try it without installing it and decide if you like it or not."
      Joe: "Cool"
      10-30 minutes later..
      1.) Joe: "Nah, this Ubuntu thing just isn't for me and I don't want to go to State, PMITA, prison."
      2.) Joe: "Cool, I love this Ubuntu thing!"
      3.) Joe: "Nah, this Ubuntu thing just isn't for me. But I'm also cheap in the wallet and morally casual in nature."
      You:

      In case of option 1, direct to nearest store to grab windows and remain uninvolved hence forth.
      In case of option 2, give my copy of the cd to Joe and burn myself another copy later.
      In case of option 3, give my copy of the cd to Joe and burn myself another copy later.

      The choice is ultimately his, and I do not care if he chooses to run Linux or not. At least I laid his options out for him though. My ultimate goal is to get Joe what he needs for his situation, under his circumstances, and I do not care what means I take to achieve that.

    84. Re:Wow by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      Oh and I may have subconsciously added the mod comment for your reason, but it seems that mostly when I gig the sacred cow that is Linux I get modded down for sacrilege.

    85. Re:Wow by WebCowboy · · Score: 1

      I'm a burger flipper, a tire guy, a mechanic, a professional, or a housewife and I just want the stuff to work.

      The thing is, with proprietary software there is an increasing trend to deliberately make things NOT work. Nothing frustrates "a housewife" more than to find that her iPod is synced to one instance of iTunes on one computer at a time, and that de-syncing wipes out all the songs on the device requiring a sometimes lengthy re-load should she ever want to sync with a different computer. In my job, literally 2/3 of the support issues for many of the closed products I deal with (operators in an industrial setting) are product-activation related (ie. a "feature" that does nothing useful at all for the end user--it exists solely to protect an antiquated business model). Product X cannot talk to product Y because they are from different vendors. Vendors extort licensing fees for critical bug fixes (lucky Windows Update doesn't work like that---yet).

      Those "freedoms" that "whiny developers" carp about would truly be missed by "normal" users would they, or the Free software that offers them, were to disappear, as the competition they offer drags closed shops like MSFT kicking to grudgingly participate in everything from standards committees to full on open source projects.

      If you have any memory of what personal computing was like in the 1980s you'd have a greater appreciation for what a lack of freedoms and openness means. It was an exciting time but it was truly the dark ages as UNIX vendors pulled in the reigns at the corporate and academic levels and S100 bus systems went extinct whilst a multitude of personal computer vendors duked it out on the "home front" with completely proprietary, non-compatible platforms. You could get an Apple ][ or a Commodore PET so your kids would have what school had, or you could get an Atari 800 or a Tandy CoCo that was cheaper and more colourful but lacked the software the kids used at school, or you could spend boatloads of money and get an IBM Model 5150 (the offical name of the original PC) that would run productivity software for you but was no fun for the kids.

      The Apple ][ and the IBM PC were "open architecture" in that they could be opened and cards added to extend functionality, but when clone-makers initially tried making copycats they were dragged into court. It wasn't until the PC was "clean-room" reverse-engineered and a computer platform was TRULY opened up. It was "openness and freedom" on the hardware front that led to a renaissance in personal computing, not because "stuff works", because the oddball orphaned platforms DID "just work" as often as they didn't.

      I don't want to have to make a stupid decision about which distribution I should download and I don't want to have to answer nine billion technical questions just to get it installed.

      Why not? It's pretty clear people WANT to have the ability to make "a stupid decision" when it comes to choosing HARDWARE, so why not the same with software? Why else would Dell alone give you hundreds of choices of hardware of people didn't want to make decisions?

      I don't want to have to answer nine billion technical questions just to get it installed

      That is your choice, and you don't have to if you don't want to. If you've never gotten that from Linux then you've not even tried to look, because overall it is seriously NO HARDER to install many Linux OSes as it is to install Vista, and nobody says YOU have to do the installation at all. You can already buy PCs with an easy-to-use Linux-based OS on it.

      I want to have that feeling that there is a company that I can blame

      I thought people wanted "stuff to work". How does having a company to blame make stuff work? Sometimes it does because they have good tech support. Other times it doesn't because you are talking to a clueless outsourced call-centre drone who is reading from a canned troubleshootin

    86. Re:Wow by WebCowboy · · Score: 1

      Yes, but which distribution? Why was it easier and what store did you walk into to buy it?

      I originally got Ubuntu in the Relay store a the airport when I was waiting for a flight. It came on a CD taped to the cover of a magazine for a few dollars.

      Installation was very easy. I didn't even have to type that hard-to-read product key gibberish in, and I didn't need to bother with that pesky product activation either. When the OS was done installing I had a GUI, sound and networking and it even found and installed by Lexmark laser printer without me telling it to (in Windows I had to run this wizard thingy). Not only that, I could get my office software--for free no less--by making a few clicks and not typing one command or rebooting.

      I've also seen Mandriva in the local computer shop on the same shelf as Windows XP just down the aisle for $19.95, but I didn't buy that one. I already had Ubuntu.

      So yeah, I still don't get your point.

    87. Re:Wow by Spugglefink · · Score: 1

      Heh. I'm a tire guy, a mechanic, and a Linux hacker.

    88. Re:Wow by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      I'm a burger flipper, a tire guy, a mechanic, a professional, or a housewife

      And of course, your average burger flipper can afford Photoshop.

    89. Re:Wow by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      whooosh

    90. Re:Wow by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      And your diatribe is at least interesting but far off topic. I didn't say that open source stuff was bad or that openness should go away. I said it (Linux) was not a product that the average person would want to use.

    91. Re:Wow by db32 · · Score: 1

      Do you bitch this much when you choose what hammer you are going to use? Those "driveling whiney developers" are the ones the build all of those cool embedded Linux things that just work. Good luck using Windows Vista as the basis of your Linksys router firmware. You also have "companies you can blame" in Redhat and SuSE or the handful of other corporate driven distros. Linux is not a product, nor will it ever be a product, because GNU and Linux and every other little bit in there are pieces that get used to build products. The list of companies that use Linux to build products, desktop or otherwise, is huge. Even if you cut out all the stuff targeted at businesses you still have hordes of stuff that uses Linux because OS X or Windows or whatever just can't cut it. Specific distros are products and some specific distros have those very things you are complaining about.

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    92. Re:Wow by ricegf · · Score: 1

      nd I don't want to have to answer nine billion technical questions just to get it installed.

      I'm sure someone can verify it, but I don't think Ubuntu asks more questions than XP. If you're a professional, you solve this problem by getting it preinstalled [dell.com].

      I can. I can install the current Ubuntu in 3 questions flat: time zone, keyboard, and default or custom partitioning (or wubi if Windows is on the disk). I can even try the system before installing it, use the system while installing it, and keep using it after installing it - no reboots required.

      With Windows, it's 9 questions and 2 reboots - and you get to watch a bunch of freaking ads while it installs. You can't try it before installing it. And you have the joy of typing in 40 random characters repeatedly until you get them right, to "prove" you're not a "pirate". Oh, and if you change the computer significantly, you get to call Microsoft and see if they'll let you keep using that copy, or make you buy another and start over. Hope you enjoyed it the first time.

      No question - Ubuntu (and indeed, every mainstream Linux such as Fedora or Suse) is far easier to install than Windows.

      But buy it pre-installed anyway. Nothing beats pre-installed for ease of installation. ;-)

    93. Re:Wow by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but could you be more specific?

    94. Re:Wow by rubah · · Score: 1

      ever since I found out MS doesn't supply an OS disk with OEM computers, I haven't felt their company supports the product I bought. Just saying.

      (and if you buy those dells with linux pre-installed, I'm pretty sure those don't require a bunch of technical questions)

    95. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experience, dependancy hell is a lot less of a problem on Linux than Windows (that is, if you're using a distro with some kind of package manager).

      For .deb based systems - If you've got long-chain dependency hell, you can easily write a script to parse the output of (sudo apt-get build-dep PACKAGENAME) using sed/grep/awk/pipes, and run build-dep for all of the listed (although I think apt-get does automatically build all required dependencies, even if it's many packages deep). As for the other sorts of dependency hell (circular, conflicting, many) - I think *nix handles these as well, if not better, than say, Windows (IMHO OSX has the best handling, but you end up with massive DMGs, so it's kind of a mixed bag). Obviously YMMV, but any system without a package manager is at a sore disadvantage to one with a package manager, simply because you're guaranteed to run into dependency requirements no matter what OS you're running (and including all the dependencies in the program, a la OSX .dmg, will always mean larger downloads than if you let programs share dependencies/libraries). In fact, the only real disadvantage I can come up with is that it's harder to compartmentalise a program, eg, if you're downloading the file on one computer and want to put it on another via USB.

    96. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try dinotopia/ZionoS

    97. Re:Wow by Pinchiukas · · Score: 1

      Install linux on their machines and count which way you get more calls and spend more time making things work.

    98. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want to have to make a stupid decision about which distribution I should download

      You have to choose what version of Windows you want, too (Windows 7 Home Premium, Windows 7 Professional, Windows 7 Starter, Windows 7 Home Basic, Windows 7 Enterprise, Windows 7 Ultimate). Most people don't care, so they'll probably just get "Home Premium" or, really, use whatever comes pre-installed. If you want to have a baseline don't-need-to-think-about-it answer, here it is: Ubuntu. Or feel free to ask your favorite *nix knowledgeable friend, "I have no experience with 'this Linux thing' but I'd like to try it out - what distribution would be a good introduction?" and if they think about it for half a second they'll probably be able to give you a similarly concise and definitive answer. Now, if you have specific preferences, you're obviously free (in many ways) to look at different distros, but it doesn't seem right to complain that there are too many choices if you're specifically looking for them. I do understand this misconception and was certainly daunted by the number of distros when I wanted to start using Linux, but it is a misconception nonetheless.

      and I don't want to have to answer nine billion technical questions just to get it installed.

      Same as above. Ubuntu asks hardly any questions (definitely less than Windows, and they're easy, too, unless telling it your location is a difficult technical question) if you go for a straightforward install. In fact, the basic install disk is ridiculously simple to use. If you want to complicate the process by using a distribution geared towards more experienced Linux users or customizing the install heavily, you're bringing the complexity on yourself. I'm sure you could do the same with closed-sourced OSes (with more effort too, I'm sure), and again, you can't really complain about choices you were actively seeking out.

      I want to have that feeling that there is a company that I can blame

      If assigning blame is that important to you, feel free to blame whomever you want. RMS, Linus, Mark Shuttleworth, the millions of FOSS contributors, etc would be great subjects for any rants/venting. I fail to see how it really helps the situation, though. If one of your favorite closed-source applications doesn't work in Windows 7 or OS X Leopard, who do you blame? The developers of the app or the developers of the OS? And how does that blame placing solve your problem of non-functional software? My guess is that you might complain, though mostly to friends and others who have no ability to help, and then just wait until the problem is resolved. You can, of course, do this with FOSS, but you have the additional option of fixing the problem yourself or paying a third party to fix it for you. (See below.)

      I need to have the feeling that there is a group of people that may benefit from my purchase, and who can be called upon to support that product.

      Red Hat, Novell, Canonical, and many other companies sell support contracts for Linux. You do, of course, have to pay for this support since they're making no money on OS sales, but Linux is already starting off cheaper for that same reason and I'm sure the support prices are competitive. Plus, as I just said, you certainly have the option of fixing it yourself (or within your organization) or going to a third party since the source code is freely available, freely modifiable, and freely redistributable. I think people get locked into their own perception of Linux being free-as-in-beer and don't bother considering that it may be worth paying (probably still significantly less than propriety software) to make it an even better fit for their particular situation or preferences.

      I want a product not a cool concept (Apple delivers both). Grow up, Linux is as good or better technically than anything being sold but it isn't a prod

    99. Re:Wow by agendi · · Score: 1

      Glad to have you in our community. We need more of all three. Thanks.

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    100. Re:Wow by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why should I recommend Ubuntu. Is it the right distro for everyone.

      No, but it is popular, and it is better than Windows.

      Popular, in open source, tends to correlate to goodness, except in extreme circumstances. This is because popularity doesn't just attract consumers, it attracts developers. This has both the indirect network effect Windows does -- anything that works on Linux, you can bet someone's grafted it onto Ubuntu, and either thrown up a package or written a howto -- and it has the more direct effect of speeding development on anything Ubuntu considers a core technology.

      It's essentially this: Worse is better. Why recommend Linux, and not BSD or Solaris? Because Linux is popular.

      After all, someone can always fork Ubuntu -- monopoly and monoculture does not mean death in nearly the same way as it does in proprietary software. Ubuntu cannot go out of business -- Canonical can, but Ubuntu will be forked and live on, as desktop Redhat was reborn as Fedora, as Netscape became Mozilla -- Ubuntu itself is a continual fork of Debian.

      That, and Ubuntu does have commercial support (Canonical, Dell), it has desktop Linux pretty well done, and better than most others, it's based on Debian (I think RPM is icky, so I don't like Fedora)...

      But mostly because it resolves that question. And it resolves the GNOME/KDE question, in much the same way -- you just use GNOME. If you want KDE, that implies you know enough to make your own decisions, so there's Kubuntu, and Xubuntu, and ubuntu-minimal + whatever your favorite WM/DE is, and there's always other distros, forks, and third-party repositories.

      Personally, I use Ubuntu, but that doesn't put me too far off to help Ubuntu people -- it's all the same repositories anyway.

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    101. Re:Wow by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      A workspace is a completely independent desktop from another workspace that has it's own windows open

      Biggest reason I can't go back to Windows, workspaces are incredibly useful. I feel lobotomised when I use windows - like suddenly all the power of the machine is no longer available to me.

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    102. Re:Wow by Joebert · · Score: 1

      The ad was terrible, I've seen fast food training videos and highschool science tapes that were more interesting.

      The "call center accent" is going to turn off a lot of people in the US.

      The "Allows you to say whatever you want to whoever you want how ever you want" just introduces the "fuck you faggot I run Linux so I can do what I want" Eric Cartman stereotype that extends the already assholish perception a lot of non-technical people have of Linux.

      All this ad does is jerk off existing Linux users, there's nothing in it that appeals to new blood.

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    103. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grow up, Linux is as good or better technically than anything being sold but it isn't a product.

      Yes, you could say that Linux is not a product, but there are companies that productize it. For example Dell laptops, Nokia N810 and HTC dream. These companies give support for their products. And wasn't OS X based on a kernel that is free? Apple forked it and uses it in it's products. I'm not that familiar with the BSD versions.

    104. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VLC on Windows plays all my DVDs. VLC on Linux doesn't.

      Ah, I see. There is the problem that it's technically illegal, in the US...

      But it took all of three seconds of Googling for "VLC DVD Ubuntu" to find a howto.

      Windows often takes a long time to shut down when it's installing updates,

      Mine has never taken more than a few minutes to shut down, and certainly never 15 minutes, no matter how many updates it had.

      or even just killing processes. Reinstalling won't solve that

      Won't it? If you have a pile of processes, most of them unnecessary, reinstalling gets rid of all of them, including the rootkits and other malware.

      Even a well-maintained XP system seems to slow down over time. The only reliable way I've found to maintain it is to keep known-good disk images and restore periodically -- in other words, a reinstallation, only quicker and easier.

      Again, your comments about XP, Vista and 7 are simply regurgitated from /. summaries. You don't actually have experience with this.

      I run XP, though not in a corporate environment. I avoid Vista, though I have been forced to use it often enough to develop a healthy distaste for it. I know people who have actually had to work with it extensively, and they are no happier about it than I am.

      I mean, nice ad-hominim...

      Your penultimate paragraph shows you know fuck all about working in a production environment.

      However, you've made maybe one valid point:

      "Upgrade" isn't an option if that loses you all your application vendor support.

      Granted. But this is true in general, not just with Linux. It's also why stable versions are supported for five years or more.

      One solution: Run the legacy application in a virtual machine, or simply a chroot environment, with the old distro. Newer things can go in the host or in other VMs.

      However, I haven't seen a commercial application actually refuse to support people on Vista, unless the app is known not to work. Are you saying the case is different with Linux? Aside from the obvious difference that you can fork old RedHat distros, if needed -- when Microsoft drops XP, it's pretty much dead.

      Again, your comments about XP, Vista and 7 are simply regurgitated from /. summaries. You don't actually have experience with this.

      It is kind of difficult to have "experience" in a business skipping Windows Vista and Windows 7. It is easy to verify, however.

    105. Re:Wow by Kashgarinn · · Score: 1

      Yea.. the ad doesn't make much sense unless you already know that Linux is an operating system.. and it's really just hammering on the "Freedom!" meme.

      It's nice, but in no way is it novel or interesting.. but then again, so is Linux.

    106. Re:Wow by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      The time it would take to switch between the OSes is unacceptable.

      The only option I'd be happy with for running Linux would be to have a separate Linux box and use a KVM Switch. That would provide instant switching (although it doubles the points of failure).

    107. Re:Wow by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      The time it would take to switch between the OSes is unacceptable.

      For gaming? Really?

      I don't know about you, but I use Linux for a few games known to work (including an MMO), IM, email, web, programming, music, movies, really everything I do with a computer -- except games I know will work better on Windows.

      I don't really do any of these things at the same time as I play games -- except for the MMO, which works on Linux. It's not WoW, but hey, WoW does work on Linux.

      It takes about a minute, certainly less than two, to reboot.

      How neurotic are you about gaming that you can't wait two minutes to switch between email and Half-Life 2? Or, how crappy is your Windows installation that it takes more than 30 seconds to boot?

      Contrast to, say, owning a console. It could take that long to walk to the other room, turn it on, and wait through the various logos. I'm pretty happy with it.

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    108. Re:Wow by cptnapalm · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but the failures of Windows are not magically mitigated by "but Lin00x iz da sux00rz" trolls.

    109. Re:Wow by Pinchiukas · · Score: 1

      And that makes it ok to replace a problem with a bigger one?

    110. Re:Wow by cptnapalm · · Score: 1

      Seeing how enormous the industry is for protecting Windows users from others and themselves is, not to mention the "make it go" industry, and not even hinting at the myriad hordes of "my bestest friend! Fix my computer, please!" requests, I'd have to doubt the the "bigger one" assumption.

    111. Re:Wow by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      I often multi-task when I game. Alt+tab out to use programs. Browse some sites while the match is warming up, etc.

      I don't think WINE could keep up. I might be wrong, but I don't have the spare parts to fuck around and try out Linux anyway so it's a moot point.

    112. Re:Wow by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      I often multi-task when I game. Alt+tab out to use programs. Browse some sites while the match is warming up, etc.

      I suppose it depends to what extent, and which games. For example, I do have Firefox on my Windows partition...

      I don't think WINE could keep up.

      Again, depends very much which games. WoW is reported to play very well. I play a different MMO...

      Wine is slow under certain circumstances. It is also occasionally faster. You cannot know which without having a specific game in mind.

      The games I might actually play for long periods of time, and need to multitask out of, I get for Wine. If there's something good for Windows that I can stand playing for 2-3 hours and doing nothing else, I do that -- again, pretty much like a console.

      And for everything else, well, gaming is a hobby, not a profession. And there are still enough games that are worth playing that fit the above criteria -- in fact, there are enough that play on Linux that I don't often boot Windows anyway, more like once a week or so.

      Put it another way: You may be able to play all the decent open source games for Linux. You cannot play all the games that work under Wine -- that would be like trying to read every book in the library. What matters is whether the particular game you want to play works -- or whether you can find one that works that you want to play.

      I don't have the spare parts to fuck around and try out Linux anyway so it's a moot point.

      You don't have spare disk space?

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  2. Propaganda as Nebulous as Apple's or Microsoft's by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I watched a few of these videos and I'm going to admit that it's very tough to push an operating system in less than a minute. So that leaves you in the very department you don't want to be in--marketing.

    I will congratulate Linux and the winning contestant on achieving what Apple did and Microsoft tried to. And that is simplify Linux down to an idea easy to grasp with no actual numbers or ideas surrounding it. Like the Mac ads, it's just "cool" to be a Mac. I like that they imply that to be Linux is to enjoy freedom but it's no more convincing to me than the Mac ads. I'm a Linux fanatic but I'm realistic.

    I don't think Linux needs this kind of advertising. I would prefer the software to speak for itself--warts and all. I hope all the participants had fun and I also hope that this doesn't make an easy target for anti-Linux folks. The winning ad sidesteps some of Linux's difficult aspects (usability, third party support, etc.) and promotes its trump card. Linux is freedom.

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  3. They should get... by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ...the geeks from Big Bang Theory to start ads for Linux.

    I've been kinda surprised that with all the tech and science they throw around on that show, that they don't ever mention Linux.

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    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    1. Re:They should get... by Swizec · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's because linux is a product. Want Hollywood to mention your product? Pay!

      This is why Penny said two weeks ago "Diet Oke" instead of "Diet Coke", Coca Cola didn't pay for product placement.

    2. Re:They should get... by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      Summer Glau would be better. Market to geeks who like Firefly and the geeks who like her in the Terminator TV show.

    3. Re:They should get... by codename.matrix · · Score: 1

      Summer Glau would be better. Market to geeks who like Firefly and the geeks who like her in the Terminator TV show.

      She was in a Big Bang Theory episode so they could do it together ;)

    4. Re:They should get... by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      Does anybody else think her name sounds like it should be on a beer bottle?
      "Try Bell's new Summerglau!"

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    5. Re:They should get... by cayenne8 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      "...the geeks from Big Bang Theory to start ads for Linux.

      I've been kinda surprised that with all the tech and science they throw around on that show, that they don't ever mention Linux."

      Troll??

      Man...where did that come from? I mean sure, I've written some stuff before that could be taken as very trollish,but, this one doesn't even come near.

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    6. Re:They should get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People actually watch that show? Just the ads for it made me want to puke. The geeks from The IT Crowd would be better, and would probably be more recognizable even in the US.

    7. Re:They should get... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "People actually watch that show? "

      Actually, YES. Personally, I think it is one of the funniest shows to come on tv in years. I'm actually surprised at how popular it is (I think it just got picked up for like 2-3 more seasons) because I figured the humor and references would go over most peoples' heads.

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    8. Re:They should get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thinking the same over here

  4. Marketing fail by DinDaddy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While that is a nicely produced ad, if its purpose is to promote linux use to the general public, it completely fails.

    Nothing about it will grab their attention.

    1. Re:Marketing fail by Nerdfest · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perhaps the video producers should watch "Idiocracy" and then have another go at it. I still think that movie's a damn documentary.

    2. Re:Marketing fail by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      Boring indeed. I much prefer this one

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    3. Re:Marketing fail by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      But it tells you all of Linux's great selling points; it lets you redefine your boundaries, update your limitations and reject them when you outgrow them.

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    4. Re:Marketing fail by iplayfast · · Score: 1

      That one is definitely the best.

    5. Re:Marketing fail by linzeal · · Score: 1

      It is at least some sort of future ethnography of southern cal.

  5. I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I especially love that you need flash to watch it off of youtube.

  6. I'm Linux... by Chysn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Okay, nobody get mad at me, I run my hosting business on CentOS and all my computers dual boot to Ubuntu. My six-year old son likes Ubuntu so much that he writes his name in that roundy Ubuntu lettering.

    But when I mentally set the stage for this commercial, I imagine a little dwarf coming out and saying, "I'm Linux, do you guys know how to get my wireless card working? I'm having trouble printing. Why can't I play this damn DVD?"

    Man, I hope I've got some karma to spare...

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    1. Re:I'm Linux... by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      I imagine a little dwarf coming out and saying, "I'm Linux, do you guys know how to get my wireless card working? I'm having trouble printing. Why can't I play this damn DVD?"

      And then a tall handsome elf solves all his problems, right?

      Mr Jackson? Is that you?

    2. Re:I'm Linux... by Creepy · · Score: 1

      hmm - well that may be better than me - whenever I see "We're Linux" I think "of Borg - you will be assimilated."

      I know that it is Microsoft of Borg, but I can't get that out of my head...

    3. Re:I'm Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well at least you can take comfort that in 2014 when XP security support stops that the little dwarf won't become infested with STD's!

    4. Re:I'm Linux... by Greg_D · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Are you kidding? Tech support = Gollum.

    5. Re:I'm Linux... by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Informative

      My six-year old son likes Ubuntu so much that he writes his name in that roundy Ubuntu lettering.

      If you haven't installed it already, ttf-ubuntu-title allows you to use that font

    6. Re:I'm Linux... by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      My six-year old son likes Ubuntu so much that he writes his name in that roundy Ubuntu lettering.

      If you haven't installed it already, ttf-ubuntu-title allows you to use that font

      How does he install it on his son, though?

    7. Re:I'm Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you think that will be enough to push him to Linux? Sorry to tell you, but the dwarf will buy meds for his STDs or go Mac long before he starts using Linux.

    8. Re:I'm Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too fucking right. And their knowledge is so precious they sure as shit won't be sharing it with their unfortunate clients.

    9. Re:I'm Linux... by plague3106 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's amazing that before you can offer real, valid criticisms of Linx, you need to qualify it with "but I really love it!"

    10. Re:I'm Linux... by Igarden2 · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I feel much the same. Some things just don't seem to work 'out of the box' and it can be frustrating. I'll just wait for the flames and 'You must be stupid' comments.

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    11. Re:I'm Linux... by pseudonomous · · Score: 3, Funny

      He's using the new beta, they ported it to his arm.

    12. Re:I'm Linux... by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What about Ubuntu's community support?

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    13. Re:I'm Linux... by Chysn · · Score: 1

      I think it's more that I was qualifying it with "but I really use it," which is just a rhetorical device to lend my criticisms a bit more weight.

      But I get your point. Speaking to the audience, I guess.

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    14. Re:I'm Linux... by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      I know that it is Microsoft of Borg, but I can't get that out of my head...

      It is missing of grammar.

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    15. Re:I'm Linux... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      No, you are one of us now. We are one happy family. We live here in the compound, grow our own food, take care of our community ... and ...

          and stockpile weapons for the Armageddon. We know it's coming soon. We are planning it.

          We are not a fictional hybrid race. We are a modern cult.

          Ya, I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with "We're Linux" either. I know what happens to cultists. Once they get fingered for stockpiling anything dangerous, either you'll be disappeared, or it will be a nasty engagement with a 3-letter agency that will make national news, frequently with words like "63 cultists confirmed dead in bloody shoot with federal law enforcement officers. No survivors have been found."

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    16. Re:I'm Linux... by Thinboy00 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Applications->Add/Remove...->search for "Ubuntu restricted extras"->Check the box

      There goes your geek card!

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    17. Re:I'm Linux... by GodWasAnAlien · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is worth noting that each item relates to interfaces to proprietary hardware and/or proprietary media.

      This is the weak point of open source for obvious reasons.

      If standards and specifications are open, then an implementation can be implemented with N man hours of work.
      However if reverse engineering is required, then N*10 - N*100 man hours is required, depending on how much effort was put into obscuring the hardware/software interface.

      This is basically a struggle between Computer Science, where we build from the work of our peers and Computer Scientology, where only those who pay great sums of money get access to the secret information.

    18. Re:I'm Linux... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Computer Scientology,

      ummm..... yeah....

      your problem is that you believe that the great galactic overlords computer is coming back to save you.

          Try Computer Science and your path will probably become easier. It has less wierdness and religion mumbo jumbo.

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    19. Re:I'm Linux... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Well, either way. I took it as an attempt to fend off the "you're an idiot b/c you like Windoze" responses that usually accompany criticism. Maybe I'm just too bitter though :-)

    20. Re:I'm Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gollum = *BSD

    21. Re:I'm Linux... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Informative

      Orcs?

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    22. Re:I'm Linux... by phulegart · · Score: 1

      Locutus of Borg
      7 of 9 of Borg
      Microsoft of Borg ... seems to fit in perfectly with the grammatical precedents set up by the television show that introduced and defined "Borg".

      Sorry. Correcting the grammar on a "Microsoft of Borg" reference is a major fail. Turn in your geek card at the door please.

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    23. Re:I'm Linux... by Chysn · · Score: 1

      Thanks!

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    24. Re:I'm Linux... by Chysn · · Score: 1

      > It is worth noting that each item relates to
      > interfaces to proprietary hardware and/or
      > proprietary media.

      Well, sure, my examples were chosen to reflect hardware difficulties that I've personally had. Of course, I want to use iTunes and Finale, so there are software issue as well. I'm not saying that the Linux community has failed anyone, or that life wouldn't be better if hardware vendors opened their specifications. But these are things that people feel when they dangle their feet in the Linux water.

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    25. Re:I'm Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad reverse engineering is internationally being made illegal. Intellectual Property was the boon of my fathers generation, and has become the bane of my own. It is actually breaking my heart. :(

    26. Re:I'm Linux... by benjonson · · Score: 1
      I imagine a little dwarf coming out and saying, "I'm Linux, do you guys know how to get my wireless card working? I'm having trouble printing. Why can't I play this damn DVD?"

      Actually, I think this would be far more useful (please do not mark this "funny"). Ef the marketing, let's get the engineering and UI working to take care of the marketing.

      Yes, you may shoot me now.

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    27. Re:I'm Linux... by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Ya, I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with "We're Linux" ... or it will be a nasty engagement with a 3-letter agency that will make national news, frequently with words like "63 cultists confirmed dead in bloody shoot with federal law enforcement officers. No survivors have been found."

      A spokesman for the TLA told our reporter "yeah, well, the goddamn hippies were using vi, deserved everything they got".

    28. Re:I'm Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who modded this informative? a Balrog?

    29. Re:I'm Linux... by Simetrical · · Score: 1

      It's amazing that before you can offer real, valid criticisms of Linux on Slashdot, you need to qualify it with "but I really love it!"

      Fixed.

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    30. Re:I'm Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ah,come on! that could have been a valid point a few years ago, but these days, every wireless chip except atheros works out of the box on linux, printers (esp. hp printers) just get along fine with linux, either through CUPS or not, and playing dvd's s only requires a puny little lib called libdvdcss2 wich different disros handle in different ways...

      in comparison: have you tried to burn a cd in windows?

    31. Re:I'm Linux... by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Branding iron, or tattoo?

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    32. Re:I'm Linux... by Skrapion · · Score: 1

      Assuring other people that your opinion isn't rooted in bias isn't amazing at all. People do it all the time. The only difference is that nobody really loves Windows, so a Windows user who is trying to make the same sentiment would be more likely to say something like:

      "Look, Windows is my primary OS, and I'm no OSS hippie, but Windows does have some serious problems."

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    33. Re:I'm Linux... by metaforest · · Score: 1

      But when I mentally set the stage for this commercial, I imagine a little dwarf coming out and saying, "I'm Linux, do you guys know how to get my wireless card working? I'm having trouble printing. Why can't I play this damn DVD?"

      So sorry... Dwarves don't get a +15 on engineering... So it would be a little Gnome Mage with a big silver fro...

      The Dwarf would be the kind to 'reprogram' the central database of the cluster with an oversized double-bladed axe.... and would totally pull a Scotty on it.

      Night Elves... "Apple Rules the Night!"

      Humans: "You have a... Computer?! 0.o What ever for?"

      Draenai.... "*Shrug* We used Windows because that was what was preinstalled..... look where it got us.... :( We presently doing a postmortem and reassessing our options for a new OS.... while we pick up the pieces. "

      The Horde Races?..... Stubborn-ass Windows shop through and through....

    34. Re:I'm Linux... by metaforest · · Score: 1

      Hmmm Gollum......? Maybe more like Yoda....

    35. Re:I'm Linux... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      No, no....

          This goes with my idiocracy post in another thread. "the goddamn hippies were using computers , they deserved everything they got."

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  7. i for one by nimbius · · Score: 3, Funny

    am glad it wasnt the "i, you, we are linux" ad... that one had me terrified that linux would inevitably pick up a phased plasma rifle in the 50 watt range and...well....try and find Sarah Connor.

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    1. Re:i for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      am glad it wasnt the "i, you, we are linux" ad...

      that one had me terrified that linux would inevitably pick up a phased plasma rifle in the 50 watt range and...well....try and find Sarah Connor.

      I was waiting for it to say "I am legion".

  8. Mac ad? More like microsoft ad. by daid303 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It looks more like those microsoft ads, where they show white drawings on top of real life video.

    1. Re:Mac ad? More like microsoft ad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no surprise. open sores copies everything else.

    2. Re:Mac ad? More like microsoft ad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's with the sudden flood of AC trolls here? Did I miss a memo?

    3. Re:Mac ad? More like microsoft ad. by eatvegetables · · Score: 1

      No, man. Total rip off of the UPS ads where some goobert draws on a white board. "...linux is so free and simple, I can sell it to you with retard squiggly sketches on a white board and a Ricardo Montalban (Mr. Roarke) voice-over. Oh yeah, go use UPS."

  9. Re:Beating the dead horse by Vorpix · · Score: 5, Insightful

    what exactly is the winning video parodying? did you even bother to watch it before you came here to complain?

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  10. Re:Hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    And thus you have accomplished more than the average Slashdotter manages in a whole week.

  11. That ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    is kinda too touchy feely. People won't know what that weird guy is talking about. And he has a funny accent.

  12. The fall's hot new sitcom by Captain+Spam · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's a Mac, He's a PC, [and] We're Linux!

    Can three operating systems from three different cultures get along in the same wacky network? Tune in this fall to NBC for _Broken Pipes_, the hilarious new sitcom from those nutty writers behind BSD and VMS!

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    1. Re:The fall's hot new sitcom by Chris453 · · Score: 1, Funny

      NBC? I would imagine seeing this on FOX. They have to find some crap to replace great shows like The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

    2. Re:The fall's hot new sitcom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sigh*

      Seriously? The guy makes a lighthearted joke about the article's title and sitcoms in general, he quite obviously pulls a random sitcom-heavy network out of thin air, and you decide to take the time to reply, but instead of following it up by, say, adding to the humor, you use it as a soapbox to whine about your favorite TV show on a different network being canceled? Seriously?

      Humor and social interaction: Yer doin' it wrong.

    3. Re:The fall's hot new sitcom by Chris453 · · Score: 1

      My post was a joke as well... *woosh*

    4. Re:The fall's hot new sitcom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who lives across the hall?

    5. Re:The fall's hot new sitcom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, you fail.

  13. Re:Propaganda as Nebulous as Apple's or Microsoft' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The winning ad sidesteps some of Linux's difficult aspects (usability, third party support, etc.) and promotes its trump card. Linux is freedom.

    No shit. And here I thought ads highlight the difficulties. Like Apple's ads. They're honest about the rich gaming experience you will have with them.

  14. Congrats to Armitay! by mewsenews · · Score: 1

    I took a gander at all the finalists of this contest and I felt like I could point out some problems with most of them. "Origin" had exceptional visuals but the voiceover suffered from poor pacing, another had a good script but Film School-esque visuals. I had a real soft spot for the French entry in a faux operating room - I watched it without subtitles, and I don't understand French. The image of a nurse-chasing Tux speaking an incomprehensible language had me cracking up, but I think it may have been too camp for the judges.

    The winner by Armitay Tweeto is probably the most well rounded of the bunch, combining solid visuals with a solid voiceover and a really strong message: your freedom is waiting. Congratulations.

  15. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
  16. Re:Slashdot poll by sick_soul · · Score: 1, Informative

    We need a poll. I vote for the penguin doctor video

    The penguin doctor video was much better. Btw, the linuxfoundation.org site is already /.ed, so http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svaHnha-PXs

  17. Aaand already slashdotted. by ahoehn · · Score: 3, Informative

    They must be hosting this on a [Insert Your Least Favorite Underpowered Device Here].

    Seems to be on the Youtubes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWEIQIv8zvY&feature=player_embedded

    I donno, not a horrible video, but I have trouble seeing how that's going to convince anyone to switch to the Linuxes. I think it's a bit to idealogical and lacking in the pragmatic. It could use some, "the advantages of Linux over PC's or Mac's are thus:"

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    1. Re:Aaand already slashdotted. by Svartalf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is that it's hard to pin down the advantages in a manner that people will "get it".

      I don't know how many times I've shown (honestly so and in a way the people were just gobsmacked...) those advantages- and people will still use XP or Vista, because they "like" it, never mind that they're always bitching about all the problems they actually HAVE with the stuff and never once twig onto the fact that it really doesn't have to be that way and you don't have the crap going on in the large on Linux. And this doesn't even get into the people with the mindset that something as good as what Linux has become could ever be "free" or that handing copies out to people could be anything but illegal.

      Spelling out "advantages" isn't going to get you there right at the moment.

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    2. Re:Aaand already slashdotted. by MK_CSGuy · · Score: 1

      They sure aren't treating their servers properly.

    3. Re:Aaand already slashdotted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the ad is plainly fail just as linux is plainly fail. the ad does nothing to promote linux other than to use it's name. had you replaced 'linux' in the ad with the word 'dagafort' i would have had no response at all to the video.

      it's actually probably a sign of what's wrong with the linux community. the fanbois all get it and understand it and everyone else just shrugs and moves on.

    4. Re:Aaand already slashdotted. by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      They must be hosting this on a [Insert Your Least Favorite Underpowered Device Here].

      This makes me wonder: what is the largest site /. has ever trampled?

    5. Re:Aaand already slashdotted. by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      It appears to be up once more, but it's slow.

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    6. Re:Aaand already slashdotted. by rumith · · Score: 1

      I think that many of us would rather prefer this video (The future is open). Who did the voting, anyway? It even has a remarkably better YouTube rating than the winner; they could use it as a hint at what the masses prefer.

    7. Re:Aaand already slashdotted. by raddan · · Score: 1

      How about "no viruses"? I think most people would "get" that.

    8. Re:Aaand already slashdotted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the euhm official dilbert website :D

    9. Re:Aaand already slashdotted. by tknd · · Score: 1

      The problem is that it's hard to pin down the advantages in a manner that people will "get it".

      You know, maybe that's just it. Maybe there is nothing in linux that people actually want. To bring up a car analogy, linux is like the car you can buy with all of the drawings and part/assembly specifications freely available along with the freedom of the customer to go out and have a shop build an exact copy of each and every part of the car. No sane customer looking for a car cares about that. They first care that the car works and the second they pony up the cash, they will be able to drive it out of the lot. They're not paying for specs and documentation on how the product was built, they're paying for the finished product. People don't go to grocery stores to learn how to grow apples and make cheese, they go there expecting to buy products.

      That's right, customers don't care about if something is open source or the benefits of open source. They will only see how the product (open source or not) benefits them with the default settings.

      The first company or organization that gets this (in other parts of the world, this is called marketing, not to be confused with slashdot's version of marketing which is only advertising) will be the first organization to make money.

      The truth is linux's current target market is very small and they're not going to get desktop penetration by beating the open source drum because everyone else doesn't care about that stuff.

    10. Re:Aaand already slashdotted. by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      They don't believe that one, believe it or not. My GF and her kids actually do, because they took to using Linux in a leap of faith- and haven't regretted it. But everyone else thinks computing is the way the Windows world is, never having seen anything else.

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    11. Re:Aaand already slashdotted. by Svartalf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, maybe that's just it. Maybe there is nothing in linux that people actually want.

      Actually, there is stuff in Linux people want- it's just that they can't see the forest for the trees.

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    12. Re:Aaand already slashdotted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind: many award winning advertisements are not always successful campaigns out there in the real world. What this really is : a really large brain storming session, focus group....Distro vendors can now run with the better advertising ideas generated from free creative input. Should be a no brainer.

    13. Re:Aaand already slashdotted. by Frequency+Domain · · Score: 1

      The problem is that it's hard to pin down the advantages in a manner that people will "get it".

      I don't know how many times I've shown (honestly so and in a way the people were just gobsmacked...) those advantages- and people will still use XP or Vista...

      Then you're probably committing a classic blunder - you're telling them about the things you care about instead of the things they care about.

      That's what's wrong with the wining Linux ad. People who are already Linux users are not the target audience, and picking an ad Linux users think is cool isn't going to make a dent in the mindset of other folks.

  18. Well... by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least they didn't mention anything about a 'Whispering Eye' and start giggling... I guess that's a positive.

  19. WTF, the answer should have been by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A video of Optimus Prime's ass farting "Linux is better"

  20. Slashdotted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe we need the giant penguin to come and stick his flipper in the servers. (Fortunately able to access the Linux Pub video on Youtube -- hint hint -- before the Slashdotting was complete.)

  21. IBM Linux ad by ultrabot · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's the old Linux ad by IBM. It's pretty cool:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwL0G9wK8j4

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    1. Re:IBM Linux ad by Yetihehe · · Score: 2, Informative

      This one done by RedHat is better IMHO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_VFKqw1q2Q

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    2. Re:IBM Linux ad by Archon-X · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not surprising that a budget can produce results.

      I'm not sure where to start on the 'winning advertisement'.

      For a start: the quality of presentation and graphics is poor.
      The medium is visual, but the visuals serve no purpose: we'd know just as much (or just as little, as the case may be) with audio only.
      The copy is generica: we're talking about freedom and liberty. Is it an airline? Is it a panty liner?

      The voice for the audio is a poor choice. It's not the accent that's the problem, it's just not an engaging voice or manner of speaking.

      Unfortunately, this whole this has the feel like it was produced by someone's kid.
      Want to be taken seriously? Drop some cash, get a proper advertisement, or the ramshackle image is here to stay.

    3. Re:IBM Linux ad by cortesoft · · Score: 1

      This ad has John Wooden in it. It is awesome.

    4. Re:IBM Linux ad by cblack · · Score: 1

      The Red Hat ad is over 3 minutes long! Not a very effective ad, maybe a good intro for a presentation or something tho.

    5. Re:IBM Linux ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would have been awesome if this one had won:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVs6oPsts5A

    6. Re:IBM Linux ad by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      You didn't get picked, did you?

      That's ok. Here's a participation ribbon.

    7. Re:IBM Linux ad by Archon-X · · Score: 1

      Be honest with yourself: compare this advert side by side with the Apple (even the Windows ones) adverts.
      Objectively, they're not even in the same ballpark.

      Linux makes itself a serious contender in the OS market by delivering results: security, stability, collaboration. It understands its market.
      If it wants to be taken seriously in the advertising market, it needs to understand the market, and act accordingly. Consumers are tought: people don't purchase out of sympathy.

      There are quality examples of linux adverts done well (see above, and in other posts). This ad [and the others] - just don't cut it.

    8. Re:IBM Linux ad by PPH · · Score: 1

      I don't have a link to it, but I liked the IBM ad where the boss came running into the data empty data center yelling, "Someone has stolen all our servers". The IT tech pointed to one lonely rack in the corner and said, "No. We moved everything onto Linux".

      Granted, it was a bit of an exaggeration. But only just a bit.

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    9. Re:IBM Linux ad by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      A good video editor can make that ad happen just with a consumer hd camera and iMovie or Adobe Premiere (non pro).

      It is not just money, it is creativity.

      And look to URL before you talk about the quality of graphics :) Youtube.

    10. Re:IBM Linux ad by xtracto · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here's the old Linux ad by IBM. It's pretty cool:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwL0G9wK8j4

      Interesting IBM product...
      http://www.ibm.com/open

      To bad it leads to a nasty 404
      Linux is everywhere... Linux is nowhere

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    11. Re:IBM Linux ad by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Linux doesn't want anything. It's not a being. In the immortal words of Newton Crosby:

      It's a machine, Schroeder. It doesn't get pissed off, it doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad, it doesn't laugh at your jokes... ...IT JUST RUNS PROGRAMS!

      Someone who does want something is the Linux Foundation. What do they want? World domination? A fat vendor contract?

      How about, name recognition? I think this ad would work well enough to help with that, don't you?

      And honestly, as good as I find the Red Hat and IBM ads, they were the same thing. They didn't "sell me" Linux and wouldn't have if I wasn't already sold. They simply raised the question, "What is Linux" in the minds of the people I knew who weren't already aware of it.

    12. Re:IBM Linux ad by steveha · · Score: 1

      The "Prodigy" ad is interesting, but my favorite IBM Linux ad is "The Heist":

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmxPfZtV6w0

      "I sent out an email..."

      steveha

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    13. Re:IBM Linux ad by Yfrwlf · · Score: 1

      You DO know you're in the open source section, right? o.O

      Yes yes I know that money can definitely help, you're right, but I'm making the argument that it's not always necessary, even collaboration isn't necessary, but both certainly can and do help.

      Perhaps what could be done now is more could get involved with the source material, and help to improve it, and produce a better version.

      Not that this will ever go on TV any way, as that requires money and so far the big Linux companies haven't done that much and really should get together and throw money into the same bucket to pay for a burst of Linux ads. Many consumers are using things like YouTube instead, but even on YouTube or other places that are popular, you'd have to be looking for this ad to find it most likely, and you won't search for it unless you already know about it, or you really really really hate Windows.

      I actually had that happen to me before. Someone got so frustrated with their Windows OS that they asked me "Do you know of an alternative to Microsoft???"

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  22. Doesn't tell us anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Someone said that this was marketing fail and I completely agree. To some random consumer who has never heard of Linux, this commercial wouldn't give them ANY idea as to what it actually is or why they would need it.

    It looks more like a commercial for a mouse pointer. _NOTHING_ in the commercial indicates that Linux is an operating system.

    1. Re:Doesn't tell us anything by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      Some random guy who has never heard of linux probably also doesn't know what's this operating thingy.

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    2. Re:Doesn't tell us anything by pseudonomous · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree, I think that if I didn't now what linux was, and I saw this commercial enough times, I'd be curious enough to go online and try and find out. And it builds "word recognition" if somebody sees a netbook / phone with Linux OS later, kind of like that "intel inside" flash at the end of OEM commercials, tells you nothing about what an "intel" is, but builds name recognition for the consumer and just might make somebody who knows nothing buy an intel based computer instead of an amd machine.

      Of course, there's still a few problems with that approach:

      1) You've still got to fork out the cash to get people exposed to the ad repeatedly, I don't think the Linux Foundation has enough dough.

      2) First google result for linux is "linux online", which is an OK source for some info, but not a real visually appealing website

      Anyway, we'll see what happens, I think most likely the advertising will not change the status quo significantly.

    3. Re:Doesn't tell us anything by businessnerd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A lot of people have been posting this. The ad doesn't tell you what Linux actually is, just that it's gives you freedom. But that's OK. That's actually what makes it a good ad. It focuses on a single concept. The problem is not the ad itself, it's those that are focusing on a single ad and not thinking about a wider marketing campaign. Unless the product is very self explanatory, you don't introduce something new with a single ad, you serve up multiple ads, possibly with an overall theme, each one highlighting something different about the product. To be simple, look at Apple's ads. Note that I use the plural form of ad. Each one talks about one thing. "Ease of use" is one ad. "No viruses" is another ad. "Interoperabilty" is another. They don't do this all in one ad, its impossible. Some of the entries tried to do this and it failed miserably. You only have thirty seconds to get your point across. Say too much and no one will get it.

      So this is only the beginning of a campaign. It's the initial buzz creator. It gets people asking the questiong "what is this linux thing?". Some will go look it up, but they don't have to, because your next ads are coming out that go deeper. They use the same overall style, but instead of talking about freedom, they talk about security, or reliability, or open standards, or whatever. There's a lot of reasons Linux is great, but you have to pick only one reason per ad.

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    4. Re:Doesn't tell us anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, of course this would be just one part of a marketing campaign, but as a "flagship" commercial, which as I understand this will be (though I may very well be incorrect), you should probably establish what the product is.

      I don't think that Mac commercials focusing on separate items is a fair comparison though; at least not yet. The difference is that most people are already aware of _what_ a Mac is (a computer), and while your average joe blow may not be able to differentiate between the computer (hardware itself) and OS X (software/OS), for example, they are still quite aware that something in that piece of plastic makes it a "Mac" and that it is a computer and it can do what computers should do, maybe better than Windows. Because of this understanding, they are able to properly associate whatever is the focus of a particular commercial as a good thing.

      I'm a Mac and I don't get viruses --> "Gosh, my PC gets viruses all the time, so a Mac must be better."
      I'm a Mac and I don't have Windows defender popping up all the time --> "Yeah I sure do hate that with Vista."
      I'm a Mac and I have iLife which makes it easy to organize photos, music, make movies, etc --> "I sure do wish my PC had that."

      With this Linux commercial, all that I know is that it's free and maybe it has to do with a mouse cursor? Maybe it's a free program for drawing shapes?

      I have done marketing campaigns for various products that start with no-detail advertisements like this. For example, I helped with promotion for a speaker once at a local venue, a guy named Morris Dees, a political activist. If you're into activism then maybe you have heard of him; however, most people had not. So we started with ads that simply said "Who's Morris?" and put them all over the place. A few weeks later we started rolling out more information about what he did, in little bits, until people knew all about him and wanted to see him. It was very successful and we packed the house.

      But I don't think that a similar plan with Linux will work. I very much believe that Linux and open source are the way of the future, but y'all have to understand that computers are freaking scary monsters to most people, and starting with a commercial that doesn't say anything substantial about the product is probably a pretty bad idea. I don't believe that people will necessarily be interested in learning more -- rather, I think that all of the questions about it will cause them to just not care, or, worse -- cause them to get scared of it.

      Just my thoughts.

    5. Re:Doesn't tell us anything by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      And it builds "word recognition"

      I think the term is "Brand Recognition".

      First google result for linux is "linux online"

      Excellent point. googleing 'install linux now' got me this link.

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  23. and I'm FreeBSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac
    PC: I'm a PC
    Linux: I'm Linux
    FreeBSD: And I'm FreeBSD.
    Linux: Netcraft confirms that FreeBSD is dead.
    (Linux morphs into a T-Rex and swallows FreeBSD in one bite.
    Linux: uuuuuuurp.
    (Fade out)

    1. Re:and I'm FreeBSD by ultrabot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Linux: Netcraft confirms that FreeBSD is dead.

      Economy.

      pause

      Red ink flows like a river of blood.

      Some classical music, crescendo

      Linux

      Less is more.

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    2. Re:and I'm FreeBSD by ettlz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Less is more.

      [james@rhapsody ~]$ diff /usr/bin/less /bin/more
      Binary files /usr/bin/less and /bin/more differ

  24. bwahahahahaha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm soooo glad i'm not linux. this crap is embarrassing.

    1. Re:bwahahahahaha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YA RLY!

  25. Re:Propaganda as Nebulous as Apple's or Microsoft' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Linux is freedom.

    GNU/Linux is Stallman's idea of freedom.

  26. Me three! Me three! Me three! by rolfwind · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm glad they went with an ad that didn't scream "Me too!" Out of necessity, Linux already copies Microsoft which copied Macintosh which copied Xerox in terms of GUIness and perhaps other programs. But it didn't need to do the same with commercials: copying Microsoft copying Apple.

    The only thing bad is that unless you already know what linux is, the commercial doesn't exactly inform you, even visually, albeit a single cartoonishly animated mouse cursor. It might leave common people scratching their heads.

  27. How about... by iamhigh · · Score: 1

    Trying to push your operating system by running a website that can actually host the videos? I dunno, that might tell me that you have your act together better than some kids pushing back at "tha Man", man. Second story on this topic (that I have seen), second time I can't get to the videos. Or are they running IIS?

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    1. Re:How about... by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      Funny, I dunno if you've heard of this little site that hosts a few videos link

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    2. Re:How about... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Doesn't YouTube use FreeBSD?

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  28. What does it mean to be Linux? by danaris · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I will congratulate Linux and the winning contestant on achieving what Apple did and Microsoft tried to. And that is simplify Linux down to an idea easy to grasp with no actual numbers or ideas surrounding it. Like the Mac ads, it's just "cool" to be a Mac. I like that they imply that to be Linux is to enjoy freedom but it's no more convincing to me than the Mac ads. I'm a Linux fanatic but I'm realistic.

    But, see, there's a big, big problem with the winning ad.

    Unless you already know what Linux is, which many, many people do not, it is utterly meaningless.

    I know it has become popular to make ads that don't really explain what they're for in recent times, but that only works if the brand they're advertising is already recognizable, at least among their target demographic. But The Great Unwashed Masses don't even know what Linux is yet. Knowing that "it's freedom" tells them nothing, and the cute little animated graphics don't give any indication that it's even something to do with a computer—yeah, the graphics themselves are sometimes clearly computer-related, but these days, what isn't?

    When Linux is already as recognizable a name as Mac, iPod, Coke, or Nike, and everyone knows that "it's just another alternative to Mac or Windows," then we can make ads like this to push the "freedom" aspect of it.

    But until then, this ad doesn't tell a non-geek anything...except that Linux is pretentious.

    Dan Aris

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    1. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But until then, this ad doesn't tell a non-geek anything...except that Linux is pretentious.

      Sounds like a solid start to me. What more do they need to know? Does the ad feature nerds? Then they'll go find a pretentious nerd who will tell them more than they ever wanted to hear about Linux. Perfect.

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    2. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by lwriemen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But The Great Unwashed Masses don't even know what Linux is yet.

      The great unwashed masses don't conceptualize the idea of an operating system. This one of the reasons that Microsoft, with it's anti-competitive licensing, was able to gain a monopoly, because they controlled the pre-loads. Even when there was competition, consumers thought in terms of the total product rather than the composition of parts. You bought a Commodore {model name} PC, an Atari {model name} PC, an Apple {model name} PC, etc.

      Of course this is perpetuated by the use of the term, "PC", to be synonymous with "a personal computer (PC) running the Windows operating system", which is free marketing for Microsoft.

    3. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by Scroatzilla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the entire ad leading up to announcing the name "Linux" presented familiar icons and controls of computing in general: mouse cursor, resizing, screen manipulation. This sets up a familiar environment.

      Then it shows the "Linux" name, which you could only conclude has something to do with a graphically familiar computing environment.

    4. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by raddan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not crazy about the ad, either, but to play devil's advocate, this ad didn't exactly tell you what it was advertising either. On many levels, that ad should have been a flop (no information about the product, decidedly intellectual metaphor, etc) But you left the ad knowing that you wanted to know more. I think that's the approach the Linux folks are trying here.

      In my opinion, that approach is fine, but this ad doesn't really make me want to find out more. Maybe they need to hire Ridley Scott.

    5. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by EdgeyEdgey · · Score: 1

      I agree with all the above.
      It doesn't even say that you can use it without paying any money. To most new users, that's the number one benefit.

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    6. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by TikiTDO · · Score: 1

      In my opinion the ad does what any ad sets out to do. It catches your attention with the rather simplistic style, which in unusual in this day and age. Once you are watching it, you are treated to a few key concepts. Finally, you see the topic of the ad. I find myself disagreeing with your statement that it tells anything about Linux being pretentious, but that can be argued back an forth for the next year.

      It is true that if you were not at least somewhat familiar with Linux, the ad would not be particularly useful. However, the target audience for this would have some idea about what is going on. Perhaps next time they get to their annual/biannual/weekly Windows reinstall time, a memory this ad will surface, and lead to a search for "How to install Linux" instead of "How to pirate Windows."

      The question really does fall to, "What is the target audience?" Until that is answered, any analysis is nothing more than opinion.

    7. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by beegeegee · · Score: 1

      The great unwashed masses don't conceptualize the idea of an operating system. This one of the reasons that Microsoft, with it's anti-competitive licensing, was able to gain a monopoly, because they controlled the pre-loads.

      Yes, this is quite true. In fact, most people do not even understand the "Linux is free" argument. To them, since Windows comes with their new laptop, it is free too. MS and Apple download the patches and most people just roll along with the OS they have until its time to buy a new computer. Mac folks may be a bit more aggressive about upgrading and paying for it but not much. Personally, I would love to go to work and develop on Linux. When I come home though and want to write, create music, make photo galleries for my family, I want to do just those things. The last thing I want to do is tweak my computer.

    8. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Thank you, that helped me understand...

      Now, could we get another voiceover for the ad?

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    9. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      But until then, this ad doesn't tell a non-geek anything...except that Linux is pretentious.

      That works for Apple.

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    10. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by danaris · · Score: 1

      I think the entire ad leading up to announcing the name "Linux" presented familiar icons and controls of computing in general: mouse cursor, resizing, screen manipulation. This sets up a familiar environment.

      Those are so ubiquitous today, and are presented so vaguely, that for someone who has never heard of Linux before, the ad could just as easily be for a new drug. Lots of drug ads talk about freedom, after all, and many of them don't tell you anything about what the drug is for...though they do, of course, run through a list of side effects as long as my arm.

      Dan Aris

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    11. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by slapout · · Score: 1

      Linux: The Dr. Pepper of Operating Systems!

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    12. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by wordsnyc · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, viewers, especially of cable news channels, have gotten used to seeing intentionally vague commercials for brokerages, data networks, etc., and have learned to disregard them entirely. Remember the ING commercials from the past few years? How many viewers do you suppose had a hint as to what ING is and does? The commercials may have struck investors as cool and raised the company's profile, but they taught most people to ignore that weird category of "mystery" commercials.

      At this point, most people would simply ignore this ad.

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    13. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by danaris · · Score: 1

      But until then, this ad doesn't tell a non-geek anything...except that Linux is pretentious.

      That works for Apple.

      Pretentious + Already seen as "cool" = Sales

      Pretentious + Who the hell are you? = Fails

      Dan Aris

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    14. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try watching the ad again with the thought that Linux is a product for Erectile Dysfunction...or possibly Incontinence

    15. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is with your perception of freedom. This is one of the most major problems of the US ideology, though I don't necessarily assume you are from the US.

      This is very similar to the "Sovereign American" status. Since the US government isn't actually a government and is quite literally a corporation that every "person" legally meaning "citizen of the US". Get deep into the legals and citizen means "government agent", which is anyone who has a government agent number also known as a social security number. You take care of the Business and the Business will take care of you.

      All US electorate are operating under the corporate policy which we are all members of since the term "citizen" was first introduced with the 13th amendment. Thank Honest Abe for that after he suspended habeas corpus and burned the constitution during his reign.

      The vision constructed by our current overlords about Abe over time has really seeped in making him seem like a great man. The US population has been brainwashed over the decades. Bush will be a great man in a hundred years, if we're still around.

      Research "sovereign american". If you call up social security and tell them you don't want your ss number anymore they WILL remove it. A Sovereign American doesn't receive any of the benefits of regular Americans such as food stamps, welfare, medicare, etc., but he also is not under corporate law, such as any law created after the 13th amendment! Before the 13th the government was set up only to defend the Rights of the People, so any law forcing you to do something or any law in which the government forces something upon you is not in effect! Free doesn't mean "better off", free means you don't get fucked with by anyone, and you can't fuck with anyone, and we all live happily.

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    16. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by Yfrwlf · · Score: 1

      Which is of course why I hate the term PC, but yes you're completely right. I think the U.S. government should force the computer sellers to offer Linux, and not require the purchasing of Windows. This is a totally unfair card which, if removed from their hand, would quickly destroy them.

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    17. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      When Linux is already as recognizable a name as Mac, iPod, Coke, or Nike, and everyone knows that "it's just another alternative to Mac or Windows," then we can make ads like this to push the "freedom" aspect of it.

      Ever walk into a grocery store and ask a group of people if they've heard of linux?

      I was surprised that the first time I did it, almost half of them had.

      These are clueless people that probably can't even pick up their email (heck, some didn't even have computers), but they had heard of linux. Almost all had no idea what it was(1 out of ~20), but I'm betting they each know some tech-guy that mentioned it in a long rant at some point, and the word stuck. :P

      Recently I was visiting my Grandma at an old age home, when someone came up to me and asked me about Linux. Apparently being young qualifies me to answer about what it is - but luckily I am somewhat qualified.

      My point: The term is fairly common anywhere you find technology, even if it isn't explained to most people.

    18. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by avhell · · Score: 1

      But The Great Unwashed Masses don't even know what Linux is yet.

      The problem is that they will never know if we assume they must know about it beforehand... This does make me think about this commercial that IBM ran a few years back, though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwL0G9wK8j4&feature=related

    19. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But The Great Unwashed Masses don't even know what Linux is yet. Knowing that "it's freedom" tells them nothing, and the cute little animated graphics don't give any indication that it's even something to do with a computer

      Ok, this is how it works: People in general are stupid and not very logical at all, when it comes to commercials. It doesn't matter that this video doesn't convey any hard facts. Adds are not meant to. People (and I'm not talking about average geeks now, which are a minority) do not remember facts anyway. It's not about information -- it's about emotion. Even if they haven't heard of Linux when they see it, somewhere in their subconscious the trademark Linux becomes associated with freedom, which they feel good about. Next time they hear about Linux, they are more likely to have an intuitive feeling that it is something good. And that, that is the whole point.

    20. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by Lars512 · · Score: 1

      But, see, there's a big, big problem with the winning ad.

      Unless you already know what Linux is, which many, many people do not, it is utterly meaningless.

      Meaningless? How about mysterious. All it has to do is get attention. A short ad can't convince anyone to switch, but it can make them curious enough to find more information. I think this ad succeeds.

    21. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by rainhill · · Score: 1

      Unless you already know what Linux is, which many, many people do not, it is utterly meaningless.

      This is correct.

      I beleive that it would help if Linux were marketed as "Linux PC". This will help people to associate Linux with Computers.

    22. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Actually, you would be surprised at how many people have heard of linux. 90% of them have no idea what in the hell it is, but they have heard a mention of it from "somewhere".

      The more people hear linux, even if they don't fully understand it, it still removes a lot of the fear induced when someone tries to get them to drop windows.

    23. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Those who use it, love it. Those who don't, say "meh".

    24. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      When I come home though and want to write, create music, make photo galleries for my family, I want to do just those things. The last thing I want to do is tweak my computer.

      Me too. That's why I use a GNU/Linux system at home.

      When I write, I use Emacs; if I want to fancify it up I can import the text into OpenOffice Writer or Abiword. When I make music I've got Rosegarden and Audacity. When I want to work with photos I've got GIMP. No tweaking required (after installation, but you'll get install-time pangs with any OS) -- but tweaking is possible. That's freedom.

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    25. Re:What does it mean to be Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No tweaking required (after installation, but you'll get install-time pangs with any OS)

      No. On Mac, you drag the app to the app folder. THATS freedom. You have only a subset of my freedom. You're sub-free.

  29. i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I went down to microcenter in cambridge, ma, a half mile from mit and harvard. they don't even stock linux computers.
    I do my taxes on the computer (so even if they make linux tax software, i have to import, or run wine) my kids use windows for gaming (so i have to know something about it to help them).....
    I actually installed ubuntu under wubi on my last laptop: it worked fine: so what
    why should i switch if there is ZERO incentive for me to use linux - i get absolutely nothing from linux that i don't get from windows; it is not easier to use, it is not faster, it is not anything that i need
    until the linux community patents a new type of software that i have to have and it runs only on linux, I' wont switch, even tho the thought of giving more money to redmond makes me want to puke

    1. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by daeley · · Score: 4, Insightful

      why should i switch if there is ZERO incentive for me to use linux [...]

      the thought of giving more money to redmond makes me want to puke

      Well, it sounds like you have greater than zero incentive to me. Perhaps there are other reasons you will discover.

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    2. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      His choices are pay for Windows and use his computer, or pay for Linux with his time... just to get what he already does using Windows.

      Given that Windows does what he wants, and clearly Linux doesn't, I'm not sure why he doesn't want to pay.. except for being cheap. Which is fine.

    3. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I started using linux it was because of work. I ended up installing ubuntu on my machine at the time and would switch back and forth until I realized that the only thing I used windows for was illustrator and games. Since I grew out of main stream games, I threw away windows and just ran ubuntu. The smoothness of the operating system, the depth of free programs, and the ease in programing won me over, not to mention the security, lack of constant virus protection, defragmenting and the price.
      And I do all my taxes on my (ubuntu) computer as well without a problem. And the last time I was at that actual microcenter(right by the trader joe and gas station) I believe I saw a linux machine for sale but it was about a year ago.
      If you don't want to run linux fine. If you don't want to pay Redmond fine. There is always macs, a bit overpriced but still very good machines. Linux gives you options and freedom. But after living in MA for 6 years, I can see how those ideas can be confusing.

    4. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by starfishsystems · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's okay if you're happy enough where you are. It sounds like you're used to a certain level of pain. Everyone's experience is unique.

      For me, the math happens to run the other way. Here at work I'm forced to use Windows. I've been doing systems work for more than thirty years now, but fortunately it's almost never involved Microsoft products. The kinds of work I do have been in areas where Microsoft doesn't go, so it hasn't even been an option. When I switch to Windows it's endless irritation. Slow performance most of all, but everything, just everything is a little bit below par. My Linux systems are running on older hardware, never a problem, and easily eight or ten times more responsive.

      So stay with Windows if you think it's faster and does what you need. After all, it's a free choice. Nobody is forcing you.

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    5. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by ianare · · Score: 1

      i just bought a vista pc ... [linux] is not faster

      * head assplodes *

    6. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by ausekilis · · Score: 0

      i get absolutely nothing from linux that i don't get from windows; it is not easier to use, it is not faster, it is not anything that i need until the linux community patents a new type of software that i have to have and it runs only on linux, I' wont switch, even tho the thought of giving more money to redmond makes me want to puke

      It's a sad truth that most new PC's (not home-built) already come with the MS tax on there. Most people won't ever bother installing an OS, so there isn't much incentive for Dell/HP to ship off machines without an OS. So people just give MS their $100 or whatever it is for the license to "use Windows" (not own).

      The simplest way to get Linux into the market would be for an Ubuntu or Fedora (or whatever OS) machine to be sitting right next to whichever Windows is fancy at the time. It certainly can look as flashy, and it would have a price tag $100 to $200 less, for the same box. To get that to happen we would need hardware and software compatibility (marketshare to pressure linux drivers). Many companies do release linux versions of games, Id software, the UT series, etc... Otherwise they work fine in Wine (most of the time).

    7. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by gsgleason · · Score: 1

      I hardly call free (as in beer) a lack of incentive.

      Regarding it not being faster, I'd disagree there as well. I got a new laptop with vista pre-installed, and I even convinced myself that I just needed to get used to it before condemning it as I immediately did. After a week, I installed a Linux distro and couldn't be happier. In the time it took for the machine to just boot up and be usable under vista, I can start up, check my email, check a few websites, and shut down.

      The comment about the linux community patenting software that that only runs on Linux speaks for itself.

    8. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by cheftw · · Score: 1

      What incentive does linux have to get you to use it? etc.

      Also YMMV but Vista is out and out terrible.

      Finally this better be a joke:

      until the linux community patents a new type of software that i have to have and it runs only on linux,

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    9. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      Linux isn't for just everyone, you know. You sound like one of those for whom Linux isn't intended.

      Go back to your virtual reality of 1999 and be happy in your matrix life, for as long as you can afford it. Don't bother with those of us who are trying to drag the world into the twenty-first century. You won't understand the issues, and you'll just cause yourself, and anyone who listens to you, unnecessary frustration and aggravation.

      Don't try to lead me, for I won't follow. Don't try to follow me, for I won't lead you. Don't try to walk beside me, either. In fact, why don't you just go away. Reduce, re-use, recycle... and go away. Griefer.

    10. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by ultrabot · · Score: 1

      Given that Windows does what he wants, and clearly Linux doesn't, I'm not sure why he doesn't want to pay.. except for being cheap. Which is fine.

      Perhaps the crux of the issue is that he doesn't want to send more money to the predatory monopolists in Redmond? The image of greedy cigarette companies are used to wean youth off from smoking, why can't the same thing apply for software?

      BTW, the time you spend fiddling with Linux is certainly not wasted if you are working/plan to work in IT business. It helps you get hired and generally improves your skillset in many areas.

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    11. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by ultrabot · · Score: 1

      I hardly call free (as in beer) a lack of incentive.

      Most consumer copies of windows are pirated (free as in beer), so people don't care.

      It would be a real boon for Linux if msft started chasing pirates for real, and people would start realizing that Windows costs real money.

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    12. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      the thought of giving more money to redmond makes me want to puke

      Please explain why.

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    13. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Because he believes their product is better than the competition? I dunno, that's the only "reason" he gave in that weirdly-written little diatribe.

    14. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by Cowmonaut · · Score: 1

      Its a perception thing. For example, which is faster: Windows XP or Windows Vista? Most will choose the first one. Funnily enough though, if you are using a DELL XPS One and XP you'll notice it seems *slower* than when it had Vista on it (and you won't be able to eject CD's via the button on the right side thanks to Vista only drivers). Pretty much it comes back to the hardware and drivers which Linux doesn't have perfectly well as everyone here knows. Sometimes Windows IS faster. For me, its only two things keeping me on Vista: DirectX10 and the Windows Media Connectors. If I could find all the drivers for my laptop hardware for Linux I'd remove Vista on that and throw Linux on it.

    15. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      What do you get from Linux? How about a computer that virtually never crashes? How about an operating system for $150 (or more depending on the version) less? How about free programs to do just about everything you could ever want (and it's all LEGALLY free)? How about an operating system that actually IS faster? How about the fact that WINE will let you run most Windows software you already own without having to pay for crap like Vista?

      How this guy's inane post got modded interesting I'll never figure out....

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    16. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by eugene2k · · Score: 1

      So basically what you're saying is you're locked into using Windows and paying Microsoft, but you see that as an advantage of Windows?

      Here's a few things to ponder: No viruses, no need to run an antivirus, no updaters running in the background. With linux you can be sure your computer is secure. No need to scout the internet for software: 90% of the time the software is in the repository.

      As for games: it's a lot better to play games on consoles (everything runs smoothly, no pestering from kids, upgrading means buying a newer console 5 years after, maybe more)

      And for tax software here's a /. thread: http://ask.slashdot.org/askslashdot/07/01/20/0418207.shtml

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    17. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      The reason I asked was that he could just as well give his money to Cupertino and get tax software, financial software, and games for the kids.

      That diatribe is just weird to me.

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    18. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by Pastis · · Score: 1

      My reasons (may not apply to you)

      * my 9 years old desktop runs the latest ubuntu fine (*)
      * my computer runs in 3 languages. Quite useful for multi-cultural families
      * I've never ever had to fix a virus/malware etc... in 13 years of use, on more than 10 computers
      * full reinstall takes less than one hour (e.g. when buying a new disk)
      * I can upgrade/backup my machine remotely and perform all kind of strange things without having to pay for a piece of software
      * I have access to the source code (I am a programmer) and I can fix/modify it
      * I have access to the source code and I can learn from it
      * I have access to the source code and I can get/pay someone to fix it
      * etc...

      (*) except that from 08.10 (or was it 08.04?) I stopped having nvidia support for my old graphics card. You see ? the only closed source component is backstabbing me.

    19. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      until the linux community patents a new type of software that i have to have and it runs only on linux

      It's perfectly fine to run windows, and I understand needing a good reason to change. Having said that check back every 6 months to a year and you will see a vast improvement over the last stuff and you might eventually find something you must have. I still run XP on my laptop because I need excel (and VB macros) to complete a lot of work, but I still like to use the ubuntu partition a lot more than the XP because of the neat features in beryl and with the look and feel of multiple workspaces it is easy to get a lot of stuff done. Here's a link to some video (though the graphics card in my laptop isn't good enough for all of this stuff): http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=beryl&num=50&lr=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wv#

      Essentially what I'm saying is that the pace at which Linux is developing seems to be accelerating faster than windows, so stay tuned.

    20. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      There's a valid point easily overseen in the parent post; the selling software, the one application that sells the OS.

      At the time, that software is Office 2007.

      Personally and professionally I use GNU/Linux. But until there is an app suite that combines an office suit, mail system and archive, a calendar/appointment scheduler, a powerful search engine and preferably a way to publish items from the above on the Intranet, I will have a hard time convincing my colleagues to do the switch.

      Many of them don't even like the changes in Office 2007, but they stick with it despite its flaws and all the extra work of the OS it runs on. If something like this emerges from the FOSS community, in addition to the legislative changes with regards to open standards, they will switch. And never look back.

      Now, I know many FOSS applications that do the things above, and do it better, on my linux desktops. But they don't integrate into a single user experience. Yet.

    21. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Because some of us not all of us are cheap hippies and understand that paying for something isn't bad?

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    22. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by danieltdp · · Score: 1

      Its virus free for starters...And you don't have to pay for it. But you still have a point! Really! If it is working for ya, why change at all?!

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    23. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Unless you are a Mac user then you are just whistling dixie.

      How much did you pay for YOUR OS?

      [crickets chirping]

      Windows users are the biggest pirates and freeloaders on the planet.
      They are also cheap bastards that sacrifice quality to save a penny
      (nevermind a whole dollar).

      Someone who uses a free OS is a discriminating consumer. This doesn't
      mean that they won't actually PAY for quality. It just means that they
      know what is crap and would rather not pay for crap.

      Microsoft is in it's current position due to the problem of markets that
      deal in "compatable" products and the common tendency of the American
      consumer to "eat dirt" in order to save a buck.

      My house, or my car or my food doesn't suffer from this problem.

      I do not need to suffer GM products just because my all of my neighbors
      are cheap superficial bastards that can't see things long term.

      I am free to use what I want.

      It's a lot easer to use the OS of your choice than it used to be.

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    24. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by Eil · · Score: 1

      I went down to microcenter in cambridge, ma, a half mile from mit and harvard. they don't even stock linux computers.
      I do my taxes on the computer (so even if they make linux tax software, i have to import, or run wine) my kids use windows for gaming (so i have to know something about it to help them).....
      I actually installed ubuntu under wubi on my last laptop: it worked fine: so what
      why should i switch if there is ZERO incentive for me to use linux - i get absolutely nothing from linux that i don't get from windows; it is not easier to use, it is not faster, it is not anything that i need

      Then, uh, don't use it? The last thing the Linux community wants is people installing it, realizing that it doesn't do 100% of what they think they want, and then complaining to everyone that their computer didn't magically transform into a glittery unicorn after they installed Ubuntu.

      until the linux community patents a new type of software that i have to have and it runs only on linux, I' wont switch

      Pop quiz. In the open source world, if a specific application you want to use doesn't exist, do you:

      A) Petition a proprietary vendor of a suitable application into compiling their code for Linux?
      B) Join a project that's trying produce an open-source version of the application?
      C) Write the application yourself?
      D) Moan and complain about it on Slashdot?

      It's surprising how many people around here think 'D' is an acceptable answer.

      even tho the thought of giving more money to redmond makes me want to puke

      I see. So you like proprietary software enough to use it, but not enough to pay for it. And you like open source software enough to try it, but not enough to contribute actual time and effort to it. There's a word for that. I think it rhymes "sea boater".

    25. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wonderful. Windows works for you. Use it.

      I switched (about 2.5 years ago) from Windows XP to Linux for speed and ease of use (... but I am comfortable with CLIs and was already a heavy user of SSH and Cygwin). I know a few people who have recently switched to Linux (or dual-boot) due to having computer problems (read: serious malware infections) and having Linux recommended to them (as all the techies I know use Linux). They are giving it a chance and at least some of them will probably be staying with Linux.

      Microsoft seems to actually know what they are doing recently. Windows has been more or less usable since Windows XP SP2, although it is certainly harder to use than Linux for a lot of tasks. Personally, I have no interest in switching back to a system where I cannot modify the source code of my common apps and where keeping up with the latest features and bug fixes could mean being forced to use a different UI (see: Office 2007... ribbons may be a good idea, but my issue with it is the lack of choice. Linux sometimes have problems like that as well, but properly written apps can be easily forked.).

    26. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a word for that. I think it rhymes "sea boater".

      I can't for the life of me figure out what this mystery word is...

    27. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the crux of the issue is that he doesn't want to send more money to the predatory monopolists in Redmond? The image of greedy cigarette companies are used to wean youth off from smoking, why can't the same thing apply for software?

      You really are comparing an OS to a dangerous product? Oh and by the way, I see nothing inherently wrong with tabacco companies. Everyone knows cigs are dangerous, and you should be free to smoke them if you want. Not near me... but go nuts at home or a cigar shop or other private places.

      And there's nothing wrong with MS' products or using them, and they are complying with the terms of the DOJ settlement.

      BTW, the time you spend fiddling with Linux is certainly not wasted if you are working/plan to work in IT business. It helps you get hired and generally improves your skillset in many areas.

      There's more Windows jobs out there than Linux. I'm a software engineer, and yes it was a waste of time trying get linux to something that just works in Windows. Fixing other people's broken software isn't teaching me anything I don't already know, nor does it help me balance my checkbook and pay my bills.

    28. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by ultrabot · · Score: 1

      There's more Windows jobs out there than Linux.

      However, Windows skills are considered "trivial" and won't help you get a job. As long as not everybody is an adept Linux users, being one is an asset.

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    29. Re:i just bought a vista pc, with loathing by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Trivial maybe, but still essential. Linux skills aren't though. The reason they aren't is because there are more employers looking for Windows.. so it's easier to find a job using Windows. Think of it this way.. if you got laid off, and 100 employers are looking for Windows skillsets and 10 are looking for Linux... which set of skills gives you a better chance to land a job?

  30. Re:Propaganda as Nebulous as Apple's or Microsoft' by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

    What could be better than Nethack?

  31. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by CronoCloud · · Score: 1, Informative

    Gnash is not ready for prime time and last I checked, didn't currently work with youtube. Supposedly swfdec does, if you compile the latest build, but I haven't done so yet. (I'm running Linux on PPC)

  32. Won't load... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like linux. Can't get the stupid thing to work properly. Must be some backend driver problem.

  33. Getting OLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can everyone just stop with the "I'm a fill-in-preferred-OS-here" ads? They're getting really long in the tooth and they and parodies of them stopped being funny or witty a long time ago.

    1. Re:Getting OLD by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      You must be new here.

  34. Is it just me, by Enleth · · Score: 1

    ...or did anyone else think "we are Linux, resistance is futile, you will be assimilated" the moment they saw the headline?

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    1. Re:Is it just me, by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that was just you.

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  35. Linux - How "Free" is it? by Dripdry · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The ad brings up the idea that Linux is about freedom. Does Linux follow through on that promise?

    I started using Ubuntu in December (hand in my geek card, I know). I tried once before with Mandrake about 5 years ago and it was too much work (honestly) for a hobby OS.

    How free are people under Linux? I understand that it's about freedom of information, but when I think about the other possibilities that I might want to have in terms of User Interface manipulation (like the ad seems to suggest) I begin to wonder. Is there an easy (non-code, maybe even scripting) way to change the look of the UI? Is the UI as easy, fun, and colorful as the ad seems to suggest? These may seem like dumb questions to some, but if Linux wants market share they need to build a brand and follow through on that brand promise.

    About freedom and intuition in applications: When trying to play a DVD on my girlfriend's brand new Ubuntu build it was necessary to download 3 different media applications (settled on VLC, but even that had a fatal bug sometimes) and sift for a while through google just to install the correct libs. I understand that the DVD format isn't free, but getting everything to work correctly was a bit of a chore. THAT is not freedom. THAT is frustration to a new user. If I hadn't been there I know she would have ditched the OS and gone back to Windows. She even picked up an "Ubuntu for Dummies" book (which did not fully describe getting a DVD to play) so she's by no means lazy about learning Linux.
    She doesn't use the computer for too much but shouldn't the bare basics work immediately?

    "Basics" are different for everyone (Aha! Another chance to have Linux be about freedom!) so shouldn't there be an option to walk people through what tasks they might use the computer for, then show them to the new user and make it enjoyably interactive to CHOOSE those programs, with an option somewhere to try out and learn other programs?

    It's about freedom AND communicating that freedom effectively, and I feel the Linux community would benefit greatly from taking the time to concentrate on that aspect. If Linux (whatever flavor) is really about freedom, then that gift of freedom from developers comes with responsibility. That is a responsibility to coherently express how and what the OS can do.

    If there really are a lot of people taking Linux notebooks/netbooks/desktops back, don't you think they at least *tried* tinkering with the OS? To me that says that the initial impression Linux gives may not be a helpful one.

    If Linux is trying to get new users, shouldn't the focus be on effectively presenting the OS to new users?

    In short, the ad seems cool, but Linux should get that ad out there and they should find a way to follow through on what effectively seems to be Linux's biggest shortcoming.

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    1. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by OolimPhon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I understand that the DVD format isn't free, but getting everything to work correctly was a bit of a chore. THAT is not freedom. THAT is frustration to a new user.

      That's nothing to do with linux, in a technical sense. That's an artifically-imposed legal restriction caused by entertainment monopolies who have no idea how to use technology. Don't like it? Write your congresscritter.

    2. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by ultrabot · · Score: 1

      Is there an easy (non-code, maybe even scripting) way to change the look of the UI?

      Yes, there are many window managers (many of which are pretty good too) to choose from that *completely* change the look of the UI.

      Is the UI as easy, fun, and colorful as the ad seems to suggest?

      Gnome and KDE are. Well, Gnome is easier but kde is more fun ;-).

      These may seem like dumb questions to some, but if Linux wants market share they need to build a brand and follow through on that brand promise.

      The deal with linux is that it doesn't "have to" do any of this, because it's like a tank - it won't suddenly run out of money, or have to "go away" because of falling market share. It keeps getting better, and nothing can really bring it down.

      I understand that the DVD format isn't free, but getting everything to work correctly was a bit of a chore. THAT is not freedom. THAT is frustration to a new user.

      You are confusing freedom with convenience here...

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    3. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      She and I both understand that. However the experience was much more difficult than it probably needed to be. If it were an esoteric, little-used feature I can understand that. For a major feature, though, it seems like it could have been documented more and handled better is all. We had to try about half a dozen different ways of doing the same thing. Shouldn't there be an easier way?

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    4. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Dripdry · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If there are window managers and fun UIs then that's great!

      After reading a book about Linux, tuning a system for someone, and walking her through it, why did I have to post on a technology discussion website to find out about it?

      While I can appreciate picking apart my post, I feel like the spirit of it is being lost.

      The average user (whatever that means) needs convenience with something like an OS. Otherwise they won't use it. I work with something similar to computers: Finance. It's REALLY complicated stuff. If you don't present it in the right fashion then you will not be listened to or you will scare the crap out of people. As an analytic I struggle daily with this lesson. Same goes for computers!

      Linux is trying to get new users. We need to give them more convenience with intuitive freedom to customize. If it leads to the ability to learn more and not need the convenience, then great! I'm all for it! I would use it too!

      Having to poke around all over the internet to find what should be fairly readily available options seems to be self-defeating for Linux as a whole. Maybe I'm just using the wrong flavor of Linux? That's another issue entirely.

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    5. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      I think this is all part of the reason Linux isn't being adopted en masse. The ad is right, Linux is about having the freedom to do whatever you want to do with your computer, and having a whole boatload of choices, some good, some bad, on how to do what you want to do. The problem is that, for many non-technical users, they don't want that.

      The GP post is a good example of this, his girlfriend doesn't care that she can setup four different kinds of DVR's, three different windowing managers, two types of shell, and a partridge in a pear tree. She just wants to stick her DVD in the slot and have it play. For her, this isn't a hard thing to do. It works in Windows; it works on her $50 Walmart brand DVD player; why doesn't it work on this magical Operating System of unicorn farts and pixie pee?

      And yes, the reason that it doesn't work is that the DVD format is locked up behind laws. And that in order to circumvent those laws she is going to have to jump through a bunch of hoops. This isn't going to factor in positively into her decision to use Linux.

      Sure, the freedom of Linux is wonderful, for those people who are willing to deal with the other side of that coin, responsibility. With Linux, you are free to do whatever you want to do; the problem is that you are probably going to be the person who has to do it. And unless someone else has either already blazed a path and made it easy on you, you are probably looking at a rough time. Even then, you may still be in for a rough time of it.

      I don't mean any of this as a knock on Linux, it's great for a server OS replacement. On the desktop though, until we see a very easy, very plug and play, version; I don't see it going anywhere. Sure, everyone tells you they want choice. They don't. They want a couple, probably no more than three, cookie cutter, drop in and go, fire and forget, type solutions. They don't want to learn about filesystems, they don't care what a kernel is and what it does, they don't even really care what a driver is, nor why it shouldn't be running in kernel mode. And god help the poor fool who tells them that they should go get the source.

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    6. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by ceifeira · · Score: 1

      That experience is, by orders of magnitude, easier on Linux than on Windows--at least, that was my experience from when I last installed a fresh copy of XP (perhaps 4/5 years ago). It was absolutely impossible to find a decent free DVD decoder. If you're on Ubuntu, installing DVD support is as easy as typing 'sudo apt-get install ubuntu-restricted-extras', or use the GUI, or whatever.

    7. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Vohar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, for what it's worth I agree with you Dripdry. I tried out Linux on an extra computer at home and it really just felt like I was going out of my way to make a computer incompatible with the majority of what I want to run on it. Setting it up as a media server was such a frustrating experience that I ended up putting XP back on. Bam, done in under 10 min.

      I don't like the idea of having to sift through internet forums to find features that should be documented more accessibly within the OS itself. You can't expect a layman to make the switch to some abstract ideal like "freedom" when they're going to lose convenience and functionality in the process.

    8. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Cythrawl · · Score: 1

      That previous post is undoubtedly the truth. I can agree on it 100% on all your bullet points.

      And yet across the gulf of Slashdot, minds immeasurably superior to ours will regard this post with envious eyes and slowly but surly will draw their plans against it.

      I'm sure the post will be modded down by the slavering hordes who cant even see past their own noses.

      That said, well done on a well written post my man... well done.

    9. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      Don't like it? Write your congresscritter.

      An action that I can concur with, but it really doesn't solve today's problem, nor is it particularly likely to solve it in the future.

      The bottom line is that Windows users don't have to write their Congresspersons (and, BTW, your juvenile characterization of them as animals is neither witty nor helpful) and their system works out of the box. Unless Linux folks (and, yes, I count myself as one since I run it at home) pull their head out of their butts and stop giving out unhelpful information like yours and start solving the problem, Linux will never advance.

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    10. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      That's how to do it? Nowhere did I find something about restricted-extras. That's another way to do it that I didn't know about but had to find out on a technology forum. See? That's my point. These issues should be dealt with by the user interface for the OS. Most people will just say "screw it" and go back to Windows. If Linux wants to follow through with this ad, they need to be a cut above, not just another piece of crap (to them) wrapped up in a pretty idea.

      You and I know Linux is better, but unless we express that to a new user effectively they won't care. I have had it happen enough in my own personal career. My dad and I do a much better job than 95% of our competitors out by offering a broad base of solutions and freedom for the client to choose what they want. We tell them why the solution may be good or not. HOWEVER, many people just want us to tell them what to do, that's why they pay us!
      By the same token many people want to be led lightly by the hand when trying something new.

      An OS should allow people freedom. It should allow lots of different options for hardware and software. However, many people don't and will NEVER care about that. They want something that works. it might be a sad fact for us geeks, but it's true. Give people what they want! An easy, useful interface that helps them. For a new user that includes teaching them about the pertinent features of the OS in one way or another. For Linux, that's teaching them about the very freedoms the OS allows.
      How can someone know about something (like DVD playback) unless they're instructed? Without that Linux will never be a major player for everyday users.

      We were unable to initially run DVDs in windows after a new XP install, you're right, (dual boot) but got VLC and that fixed it. So yes, Windows can be bad, too, but that's not the point. We're trying to get new users and that requires being a cut above in order to convert them. Linux will only get so many users who are so fed up with Windows that they simply try something else. We must do better, and that's by following through on the promise of that ad.

      Sorry if I sound belligerent (I don't mean to), but I'm in a business that is JUST like what Linux is going through. I offer more freedom and better ideas every day, but unless I am a cut above the rest (in many different ways) people just don't want to change. They don't like change, and they'll continue to do things to their detriment even after you show them the facts. People have to *want* to change, and Linux needs to help them do that and follow through completely on its promise of freedom. Real freedom comes from knowledge, and Linux doesn't do a very good job of educating its users in order to wield its freedoms.

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    11. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's alright, you're free to piss off and use windows.

    12. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by cptnapalm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "If there really are a lot of people taking Linux notebooks/netbooks/desktops back, don't you think they at least *tried* tinkering with the OS?"

      Honestly, no, I don't. Have no fear, though, I'm not here to flame :)

      The opinion that I've formulated over the last several years is that most people don't want a computer. They want appliances. The Mac does this the best. Windows is mediocre at it, succeeding mostly because IBM was the "must have" 30 years ago. (My opinion on Windows usability comes from the ludicrous number of times I've had to help Windows people do Windows things on their Windows computers with versions of Windows I've never seen before).

      Linux and the BSDs, I think, are for those people that do want to own a computer. Not to say that some stuff should not just be click and go and almost all of it is, these days. What they offer, primarily, is the freedom to tinker. This is of interest to only those who want to play. The average user won't install Linux at all because they are not aware that operating systems exist.

      With regards to the different user interfaces available, many of them are radically different. A lot of them are strictly for people who like their interfaces as text-y as possible. Others, like Window Maker, are quite different from what almost everyone is accustomed to, but easy enough once you know how to use it. Ubuntu's default, GNOME, as well as KDE are probably about as user friendly as it gets on the free Unixes.

    13. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by tiananmen+tank+man · · Score: 1

      You talk about freedom and convienience regarding dvd playback. The inconvienience isnt any technical problem, it is a legal problem. If you want that fixed, laws have to be changed. With linux, you have the freedom to ignore the law and compile and use a media player capable of playing encrypted dvds.

      Freedom isnt free.

      Do you want a choice in what your software does and how it interacts with your data? With open source, you have the freedom to invest your time to change to to your specifications or invest some money to hire someone else to do the changes for you.

      With non opensource software, you have to take what the developers give you. Your voice or opinion does not matter to the developers in a sea of other voices.

    14. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by steveha · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When trying to play a DVD on my girlfriend's brand new Ubuntu build it was necessary to download 3 different media applications (settled on VLC, but even that had a fatal bug sometimes) and sift for a while through google just to install the correct libs.

      Or, you could have done it the Windows way: buy proprietary DVD-playing software, install that, done.

      http://shop.canonical.com/

      Click on "Software" and there it is: PowerDVD.

      She doesn't use the computer for too much but shouldn't the bare basics work immediately?

      I don't think Windows XP comes with a DVD player pre-installed by default. If you buy a new Compaq or Dell or something it probably does have a DVD player, but nobody seems to be selling Ubuntu pre-installed with PowerDVD. Yet.

      If Linux is trying to get new users, shouldn't the focus be on effectively presenting the OS to new users?

      Who do you mean by "Linux" here? The Ubuntu guys are doing one thing, the Fedora guys are doing something else, etc.

      But here's what a new Ubuntu user should be reading:

      http://www.ubuntuguide.org/

      I found Ubuntu Guide through Google. There are resources out there.

      Yes, the world of Linux, even Ubuntu Linux, is not yet a shiny gleaming perfect place. But I know several people who are far less geeky than me, and they are perfectly happy using Ubuntu. The best thing is for a geek to set everything up, and then the user can just use the system.

      I always tell people: "There will be problems. There are always problems. But, with Linux, they are different problems than you get in Windows... and I like Linux's problems better. The problems in Windows tend to be things like 'My machine has spyware now and it stopped working!' The problems in Linux tend to be 'I don't know how to get it to do what I want', but once you solve the Linux problems they tend to stay solved."

      That's not a tidy message you could have Jerry Seinfeld deliver in a few seconds; I guess that's why I'm not in marketing.

      steveha

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    15. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      The Linux motto:

      The buck stops somewhere else.

      Nobody cares why it doesn't work, as long as it doesn't work. Nobody cares why it does work, for that matter. The only thing people care about is having it work-- the sooner the Linux community realizes that, the better. Yes, you might have to buy a *gasp* non-free license for your free OS, but guess what? If you want users, that's the tradeoff-- welcome to the real world. (If you don't want users, then stay the course.)

    16. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      install mplayer, its codecs and smplayer (if you like gui's)

    17. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there are window managers and fun UIs then that's great! After reading a book about Linux, tuning a system for someone, and walking her through it, why did I have to post on a technology discussion website to find out about it?

      Here is the thing, one of Linux's greatest strengths is its functionality. By that I mean that it is very segmented and broken up into huge amount of different programs, but that is also a weakness. One of the largest reasons you didn't know about all of user interfaces is because Ubuntu and many of the other distributions are trying to make a more uniform distribution to overcome that weakness. They are trying to balance too much choice with not enough. Debian which Ubuntu is based on I believe is up to somewhere around a 10 CD distribution. Because home automation, ham radio communication, or any other of Deb's 20k packages may not be for everyone other distributions are created and many these days are made into live CD's so you can test before you install. However before switching distributions, now that you know there are other UIs out there, you might check your package management system and see what you might like to try or ask google for other desktop managers.

    18. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Jonner · · Score: 1

      Exactly which non-free license are you referring to? Are you implying that there's a way to pay for a way to watch DVDs on your desktop running Ubuntu in a way that doesn't make the DVD Forum cry? BTW, I don't think buying a brand new machine from Dell would be a viable option for many.

    19. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      critters comment was spot on. there is a thing called google, if you mash in "ubuntu dvd fix" it gives you the answer, like magic. lastly, this is like the age old automatic vs manual debate. despite the fact that america does not make up the majority population of the world, we seem to be happy with never learning how to drive vehicles found in the rest of the world, and we're right arrogant about it. nevermind that they last not even half as long and cost three times as much to repair, and heh get on average 1/3 to 1/2 the economy of the same or similar vehicle anywhere else in the world.. we're happy.
      Those are people who buy Microsoft, and now Apple (who is the new Microsoft). We don't really want them. We want the people who woke up and realized that genetically modified seeds with a patent are kind of a bad idea, that bottled water is no better than tap water, and that owning a car with a transmission that makes you think about the act of driving is actually a good thing.
      If your not one of them, that's ok, we don't need you. But we will be here to support you when your bubble bursts, just like a true Christian. (yes I went there)

    20. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think most people would be able to click on the help button which has a link that says "free support". That would have gotten you to the online wiki where it is easy to find "Playing DVD's". If you ask on the ubuntu forums someone will probably tell you to install ubuntu-restricted-extras which installs flash, java, music and video codecs, and I think DVD support. The forum community is pretty awesome. Most questions get answered quickly and the mods do a pretty good job of weeding out the assholes. And yes, it's easy to add/remove things from panels, add/remove panels, and play with all the colors and cursors to customize the look and feel.

    21. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by ingenuus · · Score: 1

      After reading a book about Linux, tuning a system for someone, and walking her through it, why did I have to post on a technology discussion website to find out about it?

      Because the freedom of Linux also results in an abundance of fragmentation. Diverse Window Managers aren't even close to the worst of it.

      What is remarkable is how the freedom to share and customize can actually result in less sharing of code. Too many options breeds confusion which can be a significant impediment to actually getting things done which is the purpose of freedom.

      It's also fascinating to consider the parallel pitfalls of freedom in economics. It can be chaotic, confusing, lacking controls, and often more difficult, but the system as a whole evolves better.

      Similarly, Linux evolves and I am confident that it will eventually solidify on excellent general purpose solutions. I just don't know when that will happen.

    22. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Are you implying that there's a way to pay for a way to watch DVDs on your desktop running Ubuntu in a way that doesn't make the DVD Forum cry?

      Linspire managed it.

      BTW, I don't think buying a brand new machine from Dell would be a viable option for many.

      Uh, ok? What's your point?

    23. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Jonner · · Score: 1

      I will spell it out for you, Rat, in excruciating detail, starting with your statement:

      Yes, you might have to buy a *gasp* non-free license for your free OS, but guess what? If you want users, that's the tradeoff-- welcome to the real world. (If you don't want users, then stay the course.)

      I have Ubuntu installed on a machine I put together. I want to play encrypted DVDs that I paid money for in legitimate retail establishments, but I live in the US, land of the DMCA. How do I accomplish my goal without potentially breaking any laws?

    24. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      And I'll spell it out for you, since you're a tard:

      How do I accomplish my goal without potentially breaking any laws?

      You buy a license for the DVD decoder, the same way Microsoft and Apple have. And Linspire did, all those years ago when it came out with a legal and legit DVD player for Linux. If you pay for a license, you're not breaking any laws. This is what I meant when I said: "you might have to buy a *gasp* non-free license".

      The DMCA is only involved if you play DVDs using reverse-engineered unlicensed software.

      Is it all coming together now? Are the cogs and gears interlocking? Is there a thick cloud of oily smoke now escaping from your dense skull? Are the two brain cells rubbing together? Good.

    25. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      YOU PERSONALLY made it more difficult than it needed to be.

      A simple google search + Some cut and paste

      and that's it.

      There are no "extra media players" to install.

      Although truthfully an OEM copy of Windows will subject you to the same rigamarole. (try it some time)

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    26. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      I did the cut and paste. It did not work as advertised, as they say.

      Otherwise I wouldn't be quite so up in arms.

      Google is the first place I went.

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    27. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > Because the freedom of Linux also results in an abundance of fragmentation. Diverse Window Managers aren't even close to the worst of it.

      Yes, because a Windows user using iPhoto (Mac UI and all) would be just SUCH A TRAGEDY.

      I "do work". I don't trifle over the minutia. I don't fixate on how the finder in KDE might
      be different in GNOME or how both might be different from Windows or any application that
      mocks it. Various sorts of widgets all work the same way. Everything is essentially a
      System 6 knockoff.

      None of it is rocket science. At least it's not supposed to be, it's WIMP.

      My complaint about a copy of iPhoto on a Linux desktop would not be it's
      basic "Mac-ness", it would be that the default behaivor of the red-eye
      reduction tool is destructive when used incorrectly (by say a n00b) and
      the undo feature isn't as obvious and accessable as the red-eye button.

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    28. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Jonner · · Score: 1

      Do you have any links, or are you just committed to slinging insults?

    29. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Simetrical · · Score: 1

      How free are people under Linux? I understand that it's about freedom of information, but when I think about the other possibilities that I might want to have in terms of User Interface manipulation (like the ad seems to suggest) I begin to wonder. Is there an easy (non-code, maybe even scripting) way to change the look of the UI?

      On Linux, you're you're free to do whatever you want, guaranteed. What you are not guaranteed is that you're free to do whatever you want easily. That bit we're still working on.

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    30. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Yfrwlf · · Score: 1

      Yep, and when everyone starts accepting that Linux still has things it needs to work on and that being critical is a good thing, and gear the atmosphere towards one of solving problems, Linux will keep making inroads.

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    31. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by dmlr3d · · Score: 1

      I know this doesn't address your point, but here's a couple ideas to solve those problems.

      If you're using Gnome, try Gnome Art Next-Gen. It's not very polished, but it has a simple GUI that lets you customize your UI easily.

      And about stuff working out-of-the-box? I know "try another distro" is a worn-out answer, but seriously... instead of installing Ubuntu, next time try Linux Mint. It's an Ubuntu-derivative that has lots of extra stuff already set up (Flash, Java, codecs, DVDs, mp3s...). It goes a long way toward making the "bare basics" work immediately, so there's less stuff you have to tinker with to get it functional. Although I still like to install VLC.

    32. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, just like the patriots like to say, "freedom isn't free."

      I was very excited when I started picking up on Ron Paul's message. I thought it would catch on, and people would "wake up" and reach out and grasp that message of freedom.

      But as Paul's campaign wound down I realized how ironic it was that I was projecting the responsibility of freeing America on to someone else.

      Total freedom means total responsibility. Most people are not ready to accept responsibility for the state of their own lives. And if that is the case, you can't expect them to get excited about taking on the responsibility of becoming a software engineer/system administrator in order to check their email or watch a DVD.

      No, GNU/Linux, the BSDs, etc. will remain the domain of the geeks. As it should be.

      A virtual land of infinite freedom, and total responsibility.

    33. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I have this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LinDVD Apparently, it comes with Mandriva (the "Power Pack" version) and is also pre-installed on Ubuntu Dells. The big deal when Linspire came out was that you could get LinDVD from their "click n run" software store for $4.95. "Click n run" still exists, but it no longer lists LinDVD. This was only a couple years ago, do you seriously not remember Linspire?

      But the insults are much more amusing, blockhead.

    34. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Jonner · · Score: 1

      I won't stoop to insulting you, but I will point out that you still haven't answered my extremely clear question. I must conclude that you're intentionally dodging it.

    35. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I answered the question. Yes I have a link (I even pasted it into the post! I'm so generous), and yes I'm slinging insults.

      What question is it, exactly, that you think I haven't answered?

      To review:
      Q) Is it possible to legally play DVDs in Linux?
      A) Yes, Linspire did it.

      Q) I'm a condescending prick, and I don't know what Linspire was because I'm kind of dumb, so I'm going to ask pretty much the exact same question again. How do I accomplish my goal [of playing DVDs in Linux] without potentially breaking any laws?
      A) You buy a license for the DVD decoding software, like Microsoft has, or Apple has, or Linspire did back in the day. The reason I bring up Linspire is to prove that it's perfectly possible for Linux software to be licensed to play DVD: there's copies of LinDVD on a whole bunch of Linux computers right now this instant.

      Q) Do you have any links?
      A) Yes.

      There. Now what question is left to answer? How about:

      Q) How badass is Blakeyrat?
      A) Immeasurably so!

    36. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Jonner · · Score: 1

      Since you seem determined both to dodge my question and put words in my mouth, I'll call you by the one label that is clearly applicable: liar. Here is the exact text of my post, unabridged and un-paraphrased:

      I will spell it out for you, Rat, in excruciating detail, starting with your statement:

      Yes, you might have to buy a *gasp* non-free license for your free OS, but guess what? If you want users, that's the tradeoff-- welcome to the real world. (If you don't want users, then stay the course.)

      I have Ubuntu installed on a machine I put together. I want to play encrypted DVDs that I paid money for in legitimate retail establishments, but I live in the US, land of the DMCA. How do I accomplish my goal without potentially breaking any laws?

      If you're being intentionally dense, you might miss that the fact that I am not running Linspire (though I certainly have heard of it, contrary to your baseless accusations). It might also slip past you that I didn't buy a Dell machine with Ubuntu pre-installed.

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but you are stating that the only options for watching encrypted DVDs on a desktop computer running a Linux-based operating system that avoid all potential legal pitfalls are (1) to use Linspire or (2) buy a Dell machine with Ubuntu pre-installed. I already knew this was the case, but I want to hear you say it.

    37. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Spit · · Score: 1

      I started using Ubuntu in December (hand in my geek card, I know)

      Seriously, why do "geeks" have such a stick up their ass about Ubuntu? Many expert users I know use Ubuntu and so do I, with 18 years of Unix and 14 of Linux under my belt.

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    38. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you've solved the problem and everything, but just for future reference...

      In 8.10, and probably other versions, you can click on the "Ubuntu Help Center" (question-marky help logo by the "System" menu, then select the "Music, Videos and Photos" topic on the left, then "2.Movies, DVDs and videos", followed by "2.1.Playing DVDs".

      It gives pretty nice instructions, especially for the CSS package for DVD's, which is a lot simpler (running one pre-installed script) than adding Medibuntu repositories, etc. The "Music, Videos and Photos" topic covers a lot of these "restricted format" issues... even RealPlayer. (Gag!!!)

    39. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After reading a book about Linux, tuning a system for someone, and walking her through it, why did I have to post on a technology discussion website to find out about it?

      Because you're a whiny idiot?

      Having to poke around all over the internet to find what should be fairly readily available options seems to be self-defeating for Linux as a whole. Maybe I'm just using the wrong flavor of Linux?

      Clearly, because Ubuntu - at least, and I'm pretty confident you could easily find others - has been readily exposing controls for customising the desktop, modifying Compiz etc for years now. If you're unable to work out that System Preference options like Appearance provide you with customisation features, I'm not sure what more anyone can do for you.

      Distros nearly always provide a list of what's new in each release...perhaps you might want to take a look through these - or hell, the actual distro feature list itself - before bemoaning the lack of guidance that cold mean Linux is inflicting upon you.

    40. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by MrKaos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's how to do it? Nowhere did I find something about restricted-extras.

      I so feel your pain. I stopped using Windows about 10 years ago, I just couldn't bare it anymore. I observed many of the same issues as you have mentioned over the years. Graphics cards, this or that hardware dvd's, flash on 64 bit, wine for games, yes problems I eventually solved, but not without effort on my part. I have installed Linux for friends, Fedora which I use was a disaster for them - Ubuntu much better. Personally I am trying to identify, understand and resolve issues such as these. I think the key word is 'Usability', and in that respect Ubuntu does represent the apex of usability for the small cross section of people I have introduced to Linux. In my experience I'm happy to say improvement's have been identifiable once resolved. Sure, not all the way but incrementally better and if it wasn't noticeable, I would have gone back to windows too. Release early, release often is a good thing.

      You and I know Linux is better, but unless we express that to a new user effectively they won't care.

      I know this doesn't help you now, but like your business, for the users at this stage of Linux's lifecycle understanding their requirements is what I have found drives satisfaction. It's not easy to get right, and requires attention to detail. I don't care about what *I* miss out on - but I a pay lot of attention to what you and others say about their experiences because I want to learn about what works and what I have to pay attention to.

      You are right, users don't care, and condescending motherhood statements just don't cut it. Even expressing to users that linux is better doesn't help. A users reaction when they use a Lunix distribution should be 'wow, this is solid, oh yeah, I can see how I do x task' they must know it's better. You have nailed it with DVD's, but flash on 64bit and wine compatibility layer for windows programs are also big issues. The Linux community has it work cut out for it especially when the other guy is in a position to undermine those efforts (understandable that they are trying to maintain their market share) so all we can do is stick to our strengths and build on those. Acceptance will not be easy, so sharing the kind of experiences you have pointed out are vital to building that acceptance. Sharing them is perhaps the most powerful thing you can do because that is how, in time, they get fixed.

      In business speak we can refer to it as 'overcoming objections', the open source community is still learning which one's are important.

      An OS should allow people freedom.

      You know our community rambles on about freedom all the time and it is an important point. But the point is missed on users who actually want *comfort*. That's why in some respect it's ok for Linux distributions to *copy* what Linux and OS-X does, because they are the basics that make people feel comfortable when they use a computer. Freedom is the *luxury* that most users cannot afford. The pressures of day to day life means 'I have to do this on the computer now and it has to work'. Most geeks have two or three or more computers - most people have one and it *has* to work as expected.

      There are some catch 22 situations out there but I do think that, slowly, the ability to deliver those 'comfort' levels has become easier. Linux is not as comfortable as Windows or OS-X but because the software has it's *own* freedom, it's closing the gap.

      Sorry if I sound belligerent (I don't mean to), but I'm in a business that is JUST like what Linux is going through.

      The flipside of course is that whether or not Linux is taken up en-mass is completely irrelevant. Indeed the longer it stays in the background the longer early adopters will be able to glean the benefit that the populace cannot. Cheap second hand PC's, the microsoft gravy train are all a product of the

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    41. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      I always tell people: "There will be problems.

      Does this work for you? I've never tried this and I think I like the approach, how do people react? Do they stay with the Linux install?

      I am constantly asked by people to help them with their computers but I just don't want to fix windows problems anymore, even re-installing presents hours of time if the windows box is to be built and patched properly. Even then there is no guarantee that the user won't end up in the same situation they were in before.

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    42. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      I was only pointing out that I recently became a regular Linux user. I'm sorry to hear there are so many Linux users that poo-poo Ubuntu, though. It seems like a fine system to me, but I haven't used any other flavors (apart from Mandrake).

      Is there some functionality that Ubuntu doesn't have? Is it the UI? Is it a bloated build?

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    43. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by steveha · · Score: 1

      Does this work for you? I've never tried this and I think I like the approach, how do people react?

      People are quite prepared to believe that there will be problems with any computer they might use. If they have used computers, they are used to the problems; if they haven't used computers much, they have probably heard stories. Consider all the hoopla about Conficker. I just had to spend hours working on my sister's laptop; she was hit by a fake antivirus infection.

      Do they stay with the Linux install?

      My wife is perfectly happy with her Linux install, because it does everything she cares about. My mother hated Vista so much that she asked me to install Linux, and she is still using it. I have a few friends for whom I set up a dual boot, and I think they mostly use Windows.

      I am constantly asked by people to help them with their computers but I just don't want to fix windows problems anymore, even re-installing presents hours of time if the windows box is to be built and patched properly. Even then there is no guarantee that the user won't end up in the same situation they were in before.

      I tell people that they should absolutely get a hardware firewall to protect their home computers; I personally recommend a Netgear Internet router with Stateful Packet Inspection. This will greatly help cut down problems. People with laptops using WiFi are a separate problem.

      I tell people to consider a Mac, and I also tell them that if I weren't using Linux I'd use a Mac. I hate viruses, spyware, and the other malware that strikes Windows; and I hate how time-consuming it is to do anything with Windows.

      If you set up an Ubuntu system, make sure to install with two partitions, a "/" partition and a "/home". The Ubuntu installer is fast, but it works by wiping the "/" partition and unpacking default directories. If you have the separate "/" and "/home" partitions, you can let the installer wipe "/" and have it not touch "/home"; the user's settings are preserved. Just last week, I helped someone who had a messed-up, un-bootable system; his computer took a power hit (no UPS) and the disk got messed up. We re-installed Ubuntu and preserved his "/home" and got him up and running faster than I could possibly have done with Windows.

      steveha

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    44. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      I don't know for certain, but I think that one reason is that Ubuntu brings more "ordinary users" to the Linux community which "offends" some of the crankier "command line cowboy-linux should be hard!" parts of the Linux community.

    45. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      People are quite prepared to believe that there will be problems with any computer they might use.

      Quite a reasonable assertion. It is an innovative argument and it actually hadn't occurred to me to approach people this way.

      My wife is perfectly happy with her Linux install,

      Is it Ubuntu also?

      I tell people that they should absolutely get a hardware firewall to protect their home computers;

      Agreed.

      If you set up an Ubuntu system, make sure to install with two partitions, a "/" partition and a "/home".

      You have described my standard set-up. My dad has been using Linux since FC2, I set his machine up this way for precisely that reason. This upgrade around I'll be installing Ubuntu as I feel it is more in line with what will keep him happy.

      Thank you for your well considered thoughts.

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    46. Re:Linux - How "Free" is it? by steveha · · Score: 1

      My wife's computer does run Ubuntu. My standard is Ubuntu on the desktop, Debian Stable on my servers.

      steveha

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  36. Re:Propaganda as Nebulous as Apple's or Microsoft' by codegen · · Score: 1

    What could be better than Nethack?

    bzflag

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  37. But wait... by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    Aren't Linux machines technically PCs?

    1. Re:But wait... by Chris453 · · Score: 1

      So are Macs... oh wait, the official designation for a Mac is 'paperweight'.

    2. Re:But wait... by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      So are Macs, now, technically. For the most part, all three run on x86's.

    3. Re:But wait... by tepples · · Score: 1

      Aren't Linux machines technically PCs?

      Lenovo-compatible PCs running Linux are Lenovo-compatible PCs, but ARM-based handhelds and subnotebooks aren't.

    4. Re:But wait... by dingen · · Score: 1

      There used to be a time that only x86-based computers in homes and offices were called PC's, in contrast to powerful workstations powered by various architectures for doing "real" work on. Linux runs on all of these types of machines, so you surely would be cutting corners if you called all computers running Linux PC's.

      But today Linux most important use is probably powering your modem/router, your car navigation system, your TiVo and your mobile phone. Not to mention the server you get your e-mail from and the rest of the services you connect to the internet for every day.

      The time of the desktop might be over before Linux ever reaches the year for it, but in the meantime it's quickly gaining momentum on virtually all other types of digital machines.

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    5. Re:But wait... by SiChemist · · Score: 1

      There used to be a time when motorola 6502 and 6510 based computers were called "PCs". The definition used to be to be "anything smaller than a mini-computer is a PC". I don't know how that term came to mean "a computer running windows" but that's how it is used now.

    6. Re:But wait... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      No. If an Atari or Commodore or Apple user heard you call their machines "PCs" they would have taken offense in a rather public fashion.

      Personal Computer was the brand name on IBM's line of microcomputers.

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  38. The Allmighty Slashdot Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could anyone please mirror the video?

  39. Linux, a marketing distaster by not+already+in+use · · Score: 4, Informative

    The problem with marketing Linux, or at least *Linux* people marketing Linux, is that they seem to think that your typical layperson will place value in the same things that a technical Linux user does.

    What we have here is an overly-vague advert that places emphasis on it being "free and open" and "choices." A typical end-user does not care about these things. They want a complete, integrated product that works. Free and open means little if nothing to these people.

    Where people advocating the wider adoption of Linux truly fail is in realizing what people want, and instead trying to tell them what they want and what they should place value in. What makes Linux so great for some people is what makes it less adoptable for most. The real question is, does your desire for wider Linux adoption trump your desire for an loosely coupled OS with little integration and many choices?

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    1. Re:Linux, a marketing distaster by eugene2k · · Score: 1
      "trying to tell them what they want and what they should place value in"

      Like sales people then?

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  40. Re:Slashdot poll by SiChemist · · Score: 1

    That video was awesome! Someone needs to do an English translation for us monolingual Americans.

  41. I'm a huge linux fan boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but seriously, when was the last time the apple servers got crushed for hosting one video?

    linux/apache/linuxfoundation fail

  42. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

    swfdec runs fine on PPC+Linux.

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  43. Youtube mirror? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

    The site video.linuxfoundation.org is dead as a dodo, presumably from Slashdotting. Anyone know of a Youtube (or whatever) mirror?

    1. Re:Youtube mirror? by lart2150 · · Score: 1

      here is the video on youtube as linked by linuxfoundation.org http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWEIQIv8zvY

  44. Linux is freedom? by jweller · · Score: 2, Funny

    So wait, we are fighting to give the Iraqis Linux. Have we decided on a distro yet?

    1. Re:Linux is freedom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're giving them LFS, as even our reasonless anger at them is reason enough to want to torture them for life.

    2. Re:Linux is freedom? by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Gentoo

      That ought to keep them busy for a while

  45. Preaching to the converted? by toomanyairmiles · · Score: 1

    It's a really nice commercial, but it sells Linux to Linux users; plus as Bush discovered freedom is in the eye of the beholder. Linux is not a lifestyle product like Macs, but it could be a business product. If you want it to sell tell me (or in this case corporate middle management and small businesses) that it will cost me less, tell me that open office is compatible, tell me that Linux is interoperable, tell me it will run better on older lower spec hardware, and then tell me that the guys who set it up will cost me no more than the guys who set up my windows network. Talk about freedom all you want but freedom will not sell Linux because the OS may be free but the hardware, support and set up is not.

  46. www.linuxfoundation.org non responsive? by notaprguy · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or is the Linux Foundation site not working? Hmm... They must be running Windows Server. ;)

  47. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by ringmaster_j · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Gnash is not ready for prime time and last I checked, didn't currently work with youtube. Supposedly swfdec does, if you compile the latest build..."

    ...and that's why "freedom" hasn't caught on with the general public.

  48. Can't beat 'em by joining 'em by russotto · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Trying to respond to the Mac vs. PC ads is playing right into Apple's ad agency's hands. All doing that does is remind people of their ad. And if you do it badly (like MS did... of course I didn't RTFA so I haven't seen the Linux entrant) it makes you look really bad in comparison. Find another angle.

  49. freedom by gsgleason · · Score: 1

    I think the general public is more concerned with freedom as in beer than the freedom of the software. Most of the general public has heard the term 'open source' but doesn't know what that actually means.

    Furthermore, there really isn't much incentive for people to use Linux when their computers all come with an OS installed already, and there is almost never any savings in getting a computer without a proprietary OS installed.

    I think a more successful tactic would be to illustrate that MS and Apple are in it for the money, and the GNU/Linux/OSS community is in it because they love it.

    Of course, none of this matters until device manufacturers release open drivers for their hardware. Jane and John Doe are going to use what works before they use what's free.

  50. Direct to youtube by prograde · · Score: 4, Informative

    Since the Linux Foundation's site is getting hammered, here are links direct to youtube. I hope that I got the correct vids...feel free to correct me.

    First place: What does it mean to be free
    Second: The Origin
    Third: Linux Pub
    Other two finalists: The Future is Open
    Challenges at the Office

  51. Re:Good news, and bad news by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe not for you. I've been using Linux exclusively on the desktop for the past couple years. In a business setting.

  52. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can download the flv, mplayer will play it.

  53. Re:Me three! Me three! Me three! by yuriyg · · Score: 1

    If it gets people scratching their heads - that's a good thing. Then they would at least know that there's such a thing as "Linux," and it can be used like "Mac" or "Windows." Let's at least get the name out. May be some people will even use the google to find out more information. Just don't mention that there's iTunes on Linux...

  54. Re:The Allmighty Slashdot Effect - mirror by .orvp · · Score: 1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_fKq8cr2BE

    That is the Amitay's ad, on youtube. Enjoy.

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  55. Not faster? by wurp · · Score: 1

    You're running Vista, and Linux is not faster? That's kind of hard to believe.

    If your kids want the game everyone is talking about this month, then Linux is not going to satisfy them. If they want LOTS of fun games available for free (and Free), then Linux is the way to go. If they might want to play around with the idea of being a games programmer, Linux is the only way to go. They can take their favorite game and make small changes until they get comfortable making bigger ones.

    Your tax software should work fine under Wine, which on Ubuntu "just works".

    If giving more money to Redmond made you want to puke, you already have incentive. If making sure your kids can play the latest game is worth more to you than the money spent on Vista plus that pukey feeling, go with Vista. Otherwise, go with Linux.

    First, try an Ubuntu Live CD to make sure all your devices "just work". They probably will, but with the Live CD it's so easy to check that there's no reason not to.

  56. Watch. The. Ad. by danaris · · Score: 1

    Then come back and talk.

    No, it features no nerds. It features nothing but some animated coloured-pencil-type line art. It gives absolutely no clear indication that it's talking about something computer-related.

    Dan Aris

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  57. The last one uses Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  58. No deal! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since that wouldn't help me make a pretentious linux nerd joke.

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  59. The finalists are way better by dvhirt · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Why did they chose that video as a winner? The finalists are way better in my opinion:
    Check them out:
    Linux Pub: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xceiMJSunIg

    Origin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1GYHQhqtbU

  60. Check out the flying penguins by eeek77 · · Score: 1

    The winning video was great. I can see why it was chosen. I think it showed simplicity and beauty for Linux. However -

    Check out the one with the penguins:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDOL7_7DB7k&feature=related

    I nearly fell out of my chair that was so well done.

    Sorry if I'm not jaded enough for this audience, but I loved that one. I'd love either one to go out in front of the public.

  61. Re:Propaganda as Nebulous as Apple's or Microsoft' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    bzflag

    bless you

  62. PC = Personal Computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shure they all are: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_computer

  63. Re:Propaganda as Nebulous as Apple's or Microsoft' by edivad · · Score: 1

    Linux is freedom.

    GNU/Linux is Stallman's idea of freedom.

    I'll have to agree. Mac and Windows are platforms, Linux is simply a kernel, that doesn't even give you a shell w/out userspace. What people use and interact every day, is the whole GNU/GPL/whatever userspace.
    As a matter of fact, you could replace the core kernel with some other Unixish, and most people wouldn't even notice it.

  64. Re:Slashdot poll by DarthTibault · · Score: 1

    Here's one with subtitles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xceiMJSunIg I wish this one had won, it's simply brilliant ^^

  65. Linux in Engieering by HairlessHeart · · Score: 1

    It never ceases to amaze me that people whose bread and butter apps only run on Linux never weigh in on these debates. Try running Cadence or Synopsys tools on Windows or a Mac. The other thing that I never see mentioned is that all development tools for Linux are completely free. I use Windows, OS-X and a couple of different Linux distributions on a daily basis. They all have their strengths and weaknesses. I have no idea why this topic becomes emotional for many, however, their motivation is not my concern. Can't we all just get along?

    1. Re:Linux in Engieering by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Your first point is good, and actually pretty relevant to the topic at hand-- if you can run specific software nobody else can, that's a step-up from Windows or OS X. The problem is that that software is pretty tightly-focused, not a lot of people know or care what Cadence or Synopsys does. I consider myself pretty geeky and I've never even heard of any. It's the right idea, just the wrong software products to feature.

      As for the free development tools, Visual Studio Express and OS X's developer tools are free (in the practical sense of the word), so that doesn't set you apart from the competition.

    2. Re:Linux in Engieering by HairlessHeart · · Score: 1

      Regarding software development, the point that you brought up had crossed my mind, especially regarding OS-X. In the case of Windows, I believe there are significant differences between free and non-free versions of Visual Studio.

      I am an Electrical Engineer. The tools that I mentioned are for IC design. In general, all of the tools that I have used over many years have been targeted toward Linux, HP-UX, Solaris, etc. The proliferation of Linux and powerful PCs created an opportunity for our industry to be free of expensive Sun workstations and other proprietary systems.

      Our tools are oriented toward the CLI and scripting. Programming and scripting languages are a big part of my tool set on a day-to-day basis.

      I am an OS agnostic. I have no ax to grind with Microsoft. The only real issue that I have with Windows is that it tends to be prone to malware, at least right out of the box. These issues are manageable, but sometimes it is hard for me to imagine how the non-technical user sets up a secure Windows box without some expert help. This is especially true if their online habits tend to expose their computers to email and websites with a lot of boo-boo nasties. At the risk of inviting controversy, I have to say that I generally have not seen those types of problems with either Linux or OS-X.

  66. Why should an ARM base notebook not be a PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you want to look up the definition of PC:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_computer

    1. Re:Why should an ARM base notebook not be a PC? by tepples · · Score: 1

      Maybe you want to look up the definition of PC:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_computer

      That's not the definition Apple used in the first two lines of the "Get a Mac" ads. Macs have been personal computers since 1984; they've been Lenovo-compatible PCs only since Macintel and Boot Camp (2006).

  67. speaking of "I'm a Mac -- I'm a PC" by cellocgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Am I really the only person who's noticed that Microsoft completely failed to understand what the Apple ads were presenting? Apple had two actors who were *actually portraying* the computer/operating systems in question. All of Microsoft's ads seem to think that "I'm a PC" is just shorthand for "I'm a Windows (l)user."

    Or is it the general public that's too stupid to understand the difference, and Microsoft is making hay off of that?

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    1. Re:speaking of "I'm a Mac -- I'm a PC" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Or they could, Oh, I don't know, be saying something different.

      Shocking I know. The only possible answer is that Microsoft f*cked up and misunderstood something.

  68. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by Spyder0101 · · Score: 1

    I am watching the video on Linux. Ubuntu at least has a flash player that works perfectly, at least at Pandora, YouTube, Addictinggames.com, and (unfortunatly) the very few flash ads that get past AB+.

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  69. Linux dominates my home LAN, and not intentionally by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

    I'm embarrassed to say that I'm one of those wanna-be Linux guys who loves the concept of a free operating system, but because I've never been able to get a handle on the command line unix-y stuff that would make me a linux power user, I've remained tied to Windows. I'd love to grok linux but so far my attempts over the years haven't gotten me very far.

    But there's hope yet for Linux. My new HDTV is a Sony KDL40Z4100, which runs a Linux kernel (the printed GPL included with the packaging says so!) I bought a little NAS box from D-LINK, a DNS-323, which runs linux, and I've hacked that so I can log in with SSH and install 3-rd party stuff to extend its functionality. I installed Ubuntu 8.10 on my T61p notebook PC, and so now I can dual boot between XP and Ubuntu. My old tower PC runs Windows 2000, but I don't really use it for much anymore. My Wii is also on my network, and I haven't hacked it, and I don't know what the factory firmware actually runs for its kernel, but it's not Microsoft:) The next PC I build will likely have Ubuntu installed on it as well, since I don't care for Vista and likely won't want Windows 7, either, and based on my experiences using Ubuntu on my notebook, it's pretty close to being ready to replace Windows for me.

    So, through no special effort on my part, Windows is actually in the minority among the hosts connected to my LAN at home.

    Based on that, I'd say Linux is doing just fine, and is headed in the right direction.

    I'll probably have to keep Windows around at home so I can keep up with it for use at work, but aside from that I'll be as close to Microsoft-free as I have been since I went from being a Mac user to Windows 95.

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  70. Scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These videos (especially the 'winner') are enough to scare away most beings from the Linux world. I can only hope they were produced during kernel 1 beta days.

  71. Bad Idea by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

    I think the whole thing is a bad idea. The more people use Linux, the more malware authors will try to put exploits into the wild. With the current market share of the varied OSes, making malware that hits Linux doesn't give much bang for the buck. Keep the masses on the pay OSes and keep that extra layer of security.

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  72. Re:Good news, and bad news by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why is it that every time someone posts a "linux not ready for desktop" comment, at least one person has to pipe up that they're using linux exclusively on the desktop?

    That's about as helpful as saying, "Well, the bug doesn't happen on my machine."

  73. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ts. Maybe you are just totally uninformed? ffmpeg supports flv just fine. And it comes preinstalled with every desktop distribution. The only thing missing, is the small Firefox script, that transforms flv playback into a mplayer (or vlc) playback window. (pretty simple. I have done it for many sites myself). And so could every preinstaller.

    But in reality (hellooo, yeah. reality. that world out there!), this all is completely and totally irrelevant.
    Everybody just has flash preinstalled from his bought computer (noobs), or installs it himself (non-noobs). Same as with the nvidia-drivers. Same as with any program they want to have.
    It's nice, that you can change the OS, and nobody can enforce anything. But those who care about openness, and those who are noobs, are two completely separate groups. So in reality, all your made-up problems about Joe and Jane Sixpack-Soccermom wanting open software are non-existant. They are completely shielded and unaware that that discussion even exists.

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  76. /.'d by wolf12886 · · Score: 1

    They should really just start linking straight to the uTube page for vids. I've yet to see them get /.'d.

  77. Can't win for losing! by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

    The problem with marketing Linux, or at least *Linux* people marketing Linux, is that they seem to think that your typical layperson will place value in the same things that a technical Linux user does.

    So the end user wants a system that just works without getting bogged down in all the technical details. I got ya, we should tailor an ad to raise awareness of FOSS options, Linux in this case, without going heavy into the tech stuff.

    What we have here is an overly-vague advert that places emphasis on it being "free and open" and "choices." A typical end-user does not care about these things. They want a complete, integrated product that works. Free and open means little if nothing to these people.

    Er...ok...well... I guess we could get a little more technical but the whole message behind FOSS is it being free and open.

    What I think your missing is that part of marketing, a big part in fact, is getting your name out there. Name recognition is so very important and making sure that name is associated with the right ideas. Having FOSS, Linux, associated with Free and Open seems like a good plan to me.

    Once you get the name spread around then you can work on the technical points. However that is not going to happen in small ads.

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    1. Re:Can't win for losing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I think your missing is that part of marketing, a big part in fact, is getting your name out there.

      Remember Cuil? A prime example of "getting your name out there" way before you have a viable product. Linux is not viable in the mainstream desktop computing arena, and if it gains too much exposure in this state, it will put people off of it forever.

      What is needed is a Linux based operating system, not just another distro. LESS choices. One Window Manager, one package manager, a standard set of libraries that ISV's could code against. More acceptance of blobs. A focus on backward-compatibility. NO x-server (instead something that isn't client/server based, designed from the ground up for the desktop).

      In a nutshell, everything you would have to do to make Linux a viable desktop operating system goes against the FOSS movement in some way or another. So the question remains, does your desire to see Linux as a mainstream desktop OS trump your moral obligations to FOSS and the ideals that go with it?

  78. They suck. Oh, how horribly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I watched all 5 awarded videos. Winner fails to communicate, that its an operating system for your computer that is free. French comedians in emergency room are not funny and this big penguin is excellent in strengthening cliche of ridiculous Linux geek. Clay vs brick metaphores could be good, if cut and filmed properly. Never try to squeeze more than one message in one spot. Really, we do not know how to do better? Complaining is surely easy, especially as an AC, but with that many cameras and computers you could expect at least one person to do this right...

  79. My Linux Ad based on real life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Opening - Sad Little Boy, Girl, Man or Woman you pick.
    Dialog - My PC was killed by a drive by download. Even though I paid for protection. I couldn't get any Windows software to rescue my personal documents.
    Fade to Happy face.
    Dialog - Then a friend gave me a free copy of a Linux Live CD. It booted my computer right up. It was no longer dead! All my files were still there!
    That was my first experience with Linux. Although I don't use Linux all the time, its nice to know its always there, will always work, and is always free.

  80. The killer app is in all OSS by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    How about: software that doesn't nag you, software that doesn't have radical GUI changes just to attract you to the new version, software that doesn't drop features to get you to buy new products or have Pro versions that you have to upgrade to, software that works together instead of trying to funnel you into its proprietary format, software that doesn't try to take over your preferences or install companion applications, software that doesn't expire.

    1. Re:The killer app is in all OSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      software that doesn't have radical GUI changes just to attract you to the new version

      Yup, I'd rather have FOSS software with no thought whatsoever put into the GUI...

    2. Re:The killer app is in all OSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I would... GUIs from proprietary software all try to behave in their own way... QuickTime, MS Office, Windows Media Player, Trillian, whatever... they all have their own weird GUI bits that no other applications use.

      So, yeah, personally I'd much rather use Handbrake, Transmission, Firefox, FileZilla, Inkscape, VLC, Thunderbird, etc...

  81. Re:Propaganda as Nebulous as Apple's or Microsoft' by Krneki · · Score: 1

    That's because you are not the target of this commercial. You already know Linux and why you choose it.

    No, the goal here is to convince them to try Linux.

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  82. What Does "Not Usable" Really Mean? by EXTomar · · Score: 1

    Both Gnome and KDE are both very usable. I am stumped what people mean when they say "Linux is not usable". Although each desktop is highly configurable and customizable, the fundamentals are still each enough to understand. Click the Firefox button for the web browser. Click the envelope icon for email. Folder navigation is just as expected. Common UI elements (buttons, menus, scroll bars ect) all behave as commonly expected. Exactly what is unusable about modern Gnome and KDE? I honestly want to know.

    1. Re:What Does "Not Usable" Really Mean? by cptnapalm · · Score: 1

      Insofar as I can tell, it doesn't have a Start button therefore they are utterly stumped. Either that or there are not, by default, desktop icons for every possible program installed .

    2. Re:What Does "Not Usable" Really Mean? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      I'd gone back and forth between Linux and Windows for years simply because with Linux I felt like I was spending all my time trying to make things work right rather than actually using my computer for what I wanted to use it for.

      About 7 or 8 years ago I started dual booting, usually booting to Windows.

      About 2.5 years ago, I tried Ubuntu, and while I still dual boot, I actually very rarely boot to Windows.

      Things have done a complete reversal for me. I'd struggled getting things to work both for Windows and Linux, but companies like Diamond (I have a vivid memory of a particular 3D card I was trying to use) wouldn't help me with Linux, so I tended to be able to troubleshoot things faster for Windows; now I troubleshoot things a lot faster in Linux. The desktop works. All the apps work, and I like the environment as a developer much better.

      On the other hand, everyone else in my house (wife and two kids) uses Windows and I'd never force them to use Linux.

      I guess when "have you tried rebooting" became an acceptable problem solver, Linux became that much less necessary.

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    3. Re:What Does "Not Usable" Really Mean? by hmar · · Score: 1

      The real issue isn't usability, it is control. On a Linux desktop, you are in complete control, you don't have MS or Apple giving you a standard desktop that is difficult to change, you cave a variety of environments to choose from, some of which you need to decide on during installation. Even with the simple to use package managers out there for us, a user is confronted mith seemingly endless options, all with names like CUPS and Samba, Python etc with a short, overly technical description to tell them what they are choosing. While distros like Ubuntu offer a nearly complete and usable experience out of the box for most users, all those choices are still there, almost palpable beneath the surface. The average user needs only to look in the package manager to become overwhelmed, and sees this as a usability issue, because they can see all of the cool things that they could do, but have no idea what most of them are.

  83. Open source advertising is a disaster by docbrody · · Score: 1

    This exercise in "open source advertising" is a complete disaster.

    I can't say I have read every single comment posted so far, but I am amazed that no one else seems to think that every one of those videos was absolutely awful. I mean, really really bad.

    And I am not talking about whether they are informative enough or communicate their message well. I just think they are universally dorky. super super dorky.

  84. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by dupup · · Score: 1

    There's an mplayer-plugin for Firefox that streams flash (and many other formats) right in the browser.

  85. Re:Propaganda as Nebulous as Apple's or Microsoft' by steelfood · · Score: 1

    I don't think Linux needs this kind of advertising.

    Actually, it does. Not to promote Linux as a product, but to create mindshare. That is, when people think of PC's, they think of Windows and Microsoft, and when they think of Macs, they think of Apple. This despite the fact that PC stands for "Personal Computer," of which Macs are a part. The key is to start getting people to think "Windows or Linux" when they thing PC. Even better to get people to think "Windows, Linux, or OSX." Once people recognize Linux has something to do with a computer, that's when you can let its merits and drawbacks speak for themselves.

    Heck, just getting the word Linux out is important. Most people haven't even heard of it, much less know what it is about. And I think this ad really does a good job of that. Though, admittedly, I would have like to see that "O" turn into fancier things, like a computer, or cell phone, or whatnot.

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  86. Re:Good news, and bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The desktop hasn't been ready for Linux.

    That is changing.

  87. Purists by Znupi · · Score: 1

    I think the chosen ad is the worst of the nominees. It seems that the people judging the contests are the "linux purist" type. We shouldn't emphasize so much on freedom, as a lot of people don't give a damn about that and they also have the utterly wrong impression that they have freedom even if they are using proprietary software. A Linux ad should focus on the fact that Linux is gratis, stable and fast. "Freedom" is an ideologist's reason to use Linux, not your average Joe's. I'm disappointed.

  88. Freedom indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the entire point and message of the video is that we should value choice and freedom... and he decides to publish it only in the proprietary and non-standard WMV and Flash formats?

  89. No help by kcdoodle · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Have you ever tried to call Microsoft or Apple with a question?

    Were they able to help you? Or was it easier to post your question to google and find someone else who had the same problem and found a fix?

    I have been a Mac, a Microsoft AND and OS2. NEVER has customer service EVER helped with my problems. I guess easy problems that are easily solved are all the help lines are capable of. If it is an easy problem, heck, I have an Internet connection, I know how to type, and I know how to read.

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    1. Re:No help by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      Yes, I've called Microsoft several times, got an answer, took a bit of time but I did indeed get an answer. I knew exactly where to call. I knew who would be most likely to answer that question and I just called. When I have Apple questions, I go to the store at the mall and ask them there (before that I knew what phone book to look in for Apple's phone number, at the least 411 worked). I've almost always gotten the correct answer, I've gotten a reference to call the Apple tech people when I didn't get what I needed but still I KNEW where to go and who to ask.

      wake up and smell the help desk people. The Linux community is great, but we don't know where to find them. They are every where and no where I want to look.
      Yes I have an internet connection and I know how to read, but even then I have a phone, tell me where to call to get help with blah blah blah distro of the latest (what build and what version) of Linux? Who will answer my questions?
      I just cannot believe how, well not stupid but lacking in common sense we are. I'm part of that community, I've been using Linux since Kernel version 0.0.27 and I still can't get my questions answered without a very carefully worded search and crawl through nine million tech discussions that each touch on an aspect of what I want to have answered but not quite exactly my distro or version.

    2. Re:No help by story645 · · Score: 1

      Have you ever tried to call Microsoft or Apple with a question?

      I just closed a support claim with MS over Updates/Vista. Started the whole process online (after the suggestions pulled up by google didn't work) and when all the updates tech's suggestions failed I got transferred to a Vista tech and when his suggestions failed he sent me a Vista install CD (which I didn't have and was something I couldn't legally get through google) so I could try out his last suggestion, which worked fine. The whole process didn't take more than 2/3 weeks.

      The only problem that came up was the whole disabling grub thing, which I expected and will fix using one of the four zillion online solutions that I found after throwing 10 different queries into google.I've had all sorts of stuff crop up with linux over the years, and a lot of times I've had to google the solution to figure out what I need to grab to implement that before I can even attempt to try out the solution.

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    3. Re:No help by ricegf · · Score: 1

      I have been a Mac, a Microsoft AND and OS2. NEVER has customer service EVER helped with my problems.

      In fairness to IBM (am I really posting this?), when I tried OS/2 Warp (was that version 2.0? they years they pass quickly), it worked great.

      Except... about once a day, it would crash. Just crater big-time. No warning, no symptoms. Freeze.

      I called IBM, and the nice technical rep spent a solid hour debugging my system. Not the usual script-reader ("Are you sure the power switch is on?") - we went through system logs, did various experiments, and swapped in and out drivers trying to find the cause.

      It was almost like following an active thread in a good Linux forum... except the person worked for IBM, and we never did solve the problem. I was so impressed by the effort, though, that I refused the offered refund.

    4. Re:No help by Joebert · · Score: 1

      I think calling Microsoft tech support is a bad idea for anyone with any clue what they're doing.

      They're apparently soo used to people who have no idea what they're doing, that when someone who knows exactly what they want to know calls they're immedialtey considered a pirate.

      I was treated like a pirate and couldn't make it past the guy who routes your call, even though I had an unopened Windows XP box and the reciept for it from Office Depot sitting on the desk next to me.

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  90. Am I the only one... by rtrickey · · Score: 1

    ...who thought that with a few word changes that would make a great Scientology ad?

  91. Selling points for Linux average people care about by FilterMapReduce · · Score: 1
    1. It's free as in beer.
    2. Your distro comes loaded with apps that are free as in beer.
    3. You can try it without giving up Windows.
    4. It's orders of magnitude more secure against malware than Windows.
    5. Even if it doesn't have the feature you want right now, community development means it probably will soon.

    That last point is most likely the best way to promote the "freedom" side of it that will speak to people who will never see a byte of source code. We may think it's the best part of Linux, perhaps even its very essence, but advertisements should push the pragmatic benefits. I'm inspired by the approach that IBM took in its Linux ad, which should be an example for current efforts. But items #1 and #2 are the most desirable points to typical people, and item #3 makes it feasible to try Linux without doing scary things to your file system.

    Also, the advertisements will really be more effective if they point newcomers to a particular distro. Audiences will balk if they decide to try out your product only to find that you're making them do the homework of researching distros first. Ubuntu is the best choice at present, especially considering #3 above.

    (And yes, I freely admit I'm talking about what average users want when I myself am a programmer-geek. My guess is as good as anyone's, I suppose.)

  92. Product Shmoduct! by HiggsBison · · Score: 1

    I want to have that feeling that there is a company that I can blame, I need to have the feeling that there is a group of people that may benefit from my purchase, and who can be called upon to support that product.

    Funny. I'm not getting that from the commercial vendors. Well... I can blame them, and they benefit from my purchase, but support? No, I'm not getting any support. And no, my Microsoft Windows XP Professional, and my Microsoft Office 2007 don't "just work". I get better support from the Linux community.

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  93. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by mordejai · · Score: 1

    Yeah, they should have used Silverlight

  94. I'm Linux by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

    I'm Linux.

    * I am sick of your shit.
    * I am tired of your bullshit shennanigans.
    * I am tired of having to maintain a 3 language proficency to call your tech support.
    * I live in America.
    * We like to be self sufficent.
    * I am Linux and if I fuck shit up, I have only myself to blame and only myself and the good nature of other to save me.
    * I want shit to work.
    * I need to know what the fuck I am doing.
    * Linux forces me to know what the fuck I am doing.
    * If I am not smart enough to figure linux out then I really do need a babysitting OS like Vista.
    * I like chrome on my car and I like smoking, drinking, $)(%&#)$ing, and Bruce Campbell movies!
    * Jar Jar is a tool.
    * I want shit to work MY WAY, NOT YOUR WAY, HIS WAY, OR THEIR WAY.
    * GET OFF MY LAWN!
    * I AM GOING TO SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT AND CUT OFF YOU BALLS IF YOU TELL ME TO REBOOT ONE MORE TIME!
    * I spend my monkey on hookers, strippers, booze, and smokes and GOD DAMN IT I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO SPEND $200 ON THE SOME BS PRETTY LOOKING OS!
    * NO ONE GETS LAID FOR RUNNING A MAC OR A PC BUT LINUX CHICKS DIG LINUX GUYS! You don't hear about the Vista hook ups do ya?

    I am Linux and Quite frankly you can shut the fuck up!

    Apparently my entry didn't make it... :)

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    1. Re:I'm Linux by rts008 · · Score: 1

      I liked it!

      I think the part that got you shut down though:
      "* I spend my monkey on..."

      I imagine that the Linux nerd judges misread that as I spank my monkey on...

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    2. Re:I'm Linux by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

      should have been money but I have to say the more I read it the more I think I'd go with a monkey reference:

      "I demand my Monkey servant bring be a German Beer rather then some piss water American beer I can read through!"

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    3. Re:I'm Linux by rts008 · · Score: 1

      I was reasonable sure that's what you meant, but I also like the way it actually came out!

      "Be aggressive, don't take no, and spend those monkeys like water!" LOL

      "...some piss water American beer I can read through!"

      That's what some of us that prefer real beer refer to as 'Love_in_a_canoe_beer'...it's fucking close to water!

      We have been getting some decent domestic brews in the past 5-10 years, but they are not numerous or widespread. 'Flying Dog Pale Ale' and most of their others are pretty good.

      But I will have to admit to being spoiled by my 2 years spent in Germany-for that matter, most of Europe will have some good brews...Good Times!

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  95. SERVER IS DOWN by Chutulu · · Score: 0

    LINUX SUCKS BALLS

  96. very good by AnibalOjeda · · Score: 1

    THis is why i like Linux... is a about freedom, about doing it your self, about working together about just being different. About not being a company.. about having a nice mascot, about feeling you can do a lot + more.. love the ad..

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  97. The "third place" entry was waaaaay better by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xceiMJSunIg

    Needs a better penguin suit though...

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    1. Re:The "third place" entry was waaaaay better by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      I don't know... that one seems rather corny.

      The official winner has a very professional air to it. It's like some of those old Microsoft commercials on TV that involved sketching everything, and never actually said what the product was.

      If Microsoft spent millions to come up with something like that, then spent millions more to put it on TV, chances are it's a winner regardless of how you personally feel.

  98. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 1

    Or you can use Gnash, which works fine with youtube.

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  99. "the by gosand · · Score: 1

    Why is it that every time someone posts a "linux not ready for desktop" comment, at least one person has to pipe up that they're using linux exclusively on the desktop?

    That's about as helpful as saying, "Well, the bug doesn't happen on my machine."

    Because most people don't realize that "the desktop" is not the same as "a desktop".

    Let's face facts here people.. Microsoft owns the desktop. Because of that fact, "the desktop" has implied rules. Apple doesn't really fit into "the desktop" because they are a successful niche, and make their own rules and control their own domain.

    Linux is not ready for "the desktop" because there is no way to strongarm companies for drivers, whether directly or indirectly by the sheer business sense to provide them. Linux is not ready for "the desktop" because it doesn't fit into those rules. However, it is ready for many many people. I have been running it exclusively at home since 1999. Sure, there are problems with it, but I have just as many problems at work where it's Windows. You work around them. Linux has proven that it is ready for "the server".

    I don't want Linux to be ready for "the desktop" because I am not convinced that it would be beneficial to Linux to be on "the desktop". All I can visualize is it losing what makes it special.

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    1. Re:"the by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > Because most people don't realize that "the desktop" is not the same as "a desktop".

      No. People realize that just because the occasional Linux user might have an experience
      that reflects the worst possible WINDOWS experience you've ever personally had, that doesn't
      mean that Linux is completely DOA.

      The FUD that "linux isn't ready for the desktop" goes beyond simple "glass half empty" or
      "glass half full" stuff. It's failing to even acknowledge the rest of the glass that exists
      under the part that's empty.

      If you applied the same logic and standards evenhandedly then you would have to conclude
      that "Windows is not yet ready for the desktop".

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    2. Re:"the by gosand · · Score: 1

      "If you applied the same logic and standards evenhandedly then you would have to conclude
      that "Windows is not yet ready for the desktop".

      And my entire point is that logic and standards are NOT applied evenhandedly in the desktop market. Microsoft owns it, they created the rules and the standards - like it or not. Linux has to play on the field MS created. It's not fair, that's just the way it is.

      If we were starting from scratch, where there wasn't a dominant and defacto "standard" then I would agree that Windows wouldn't have the advantage.

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  100. Re:Good news, and bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Worksforme (TM) was a valid reason to close bugreports last time I checked...

  101. Will GNU/Linux outlive MS Windows/Mac by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen these commercials, is there a single one like this:

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    I am GNU/Linux operating system. First time I publicly announced on September 27, 1983. I was growing for the past 26 years and I am just becoming mature for personal use though I was available for professional use for at least 15 years now.

    My design and implementation are open to everyone's eyes and I can be freely modified and distributed by anyone and this will let me to stay around and become more and more capable regardless of what happens to software and hardware corporations, governments, economies, all while closed source proprietary systems will come and go and their support will fade into history.

    I will see you around, our paths will cross now and then and I will be happy to be as useful to you as I am to millions of people around the world.

    I am GNU/Linux and I will be there for you.

  102. It's Not Linux That Scares Them by Punkster812 · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't Apple's OSX backend *nix based and everyone is loving the new MAC OS. So it's not really Linux itself that a casual computer user is scared of, it's the fact they have to face it head on. OSX takes care of so many things for people, they don't have to worry about learning how to install various dependency to watch a video. They should just be able to watch it. There is plenty of great software for Linux, but there is a good chunk that don't have installation packages (RPMs, etc) which means you will need to compile it and that is very intimating for someone who is use to simple checking email and browsing a few of their favorite sites.

    I believe their needs to be an easier way (RPM is close) to installing software and this needs to become the defacto method for software distribution and still provide a way to get the source for those who want to do everything themselves.

    I love Linux and three out of four of my computers have Linux, but I deal with computers/servers for a living and so I spend 10+ hours almost every single day with them so I am very comfortable with PC's, most people use them for simple tasks and don't want to get into that much detail, so their needs to be an easier option for them.

    1. Re:It's Not Linux That Scares Them by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      I didn't have to install any dependencies to watch the video, I just clicked the link. And yes, I watched it on my Linux desktop. The only thing I had to do was authorize the site in NoScript, but that's only because I installed NoScript and my policy is to deny by default and authorized only when really needed. An "ordinary" would never encounter that situation.

      RPM is close? Sure. Need an easier way? Maybe. RPM is pretty good, though. But if you need an easier way, any Debian-based distro already has it. APT takes care of the dependencies automatically.

      I disagree, however, that there needs to be one standard packaging system across distros. Even if we had such a thing - which would require .deb and .rpm being reconciled into a single whole, and all other systems basically just dying - you still would be ill-advised to install one distro's package on another because of version and dependency differences.

      IIRC urpmi basically makes RPM systems act a lot like APT-based systems and thus, on any RPM or APT system, dependencies should be automatically handled.

      If you want to install packages that aren't from your distro, you're on your own, of course. But then, that's not the kind of thing noobs usually do. They use the GUI tool to install whatever they want. In a huge distro like Debian, Ubuntu, SuSE, Fedora, etc., it's highly likely that whatever they want will be there. The user neither knows nor cares what happens under the hood with the packaging system.

      As a matter of fact, installing new software on my Linux systems is easier than installing it on my MacBook Pro, and *way* easier than installing it on Windows.

    2. Re:It's Not Linux That Scares Them by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Red Hat based distros use YUM to handle software installation and dependencies in pretty much the same way that apt-get does. urpmi is a Mandriva thing.

    3. Re:It's Not Linux That Scares Them by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      I forgot to mention in my previous reply that there is really only one element that sees - or would see - a single, unified packaging system as a plus: those who are providing, or want to provide, proprietary software for Linux. If either .rpm or .deb were the only packaging system in use across all major distros, a proprietary vendor could build one statically-linked package and be done with it. Or, they could build several dynamically-linked ones to cover the most popular distros. However, once you start down the path of providing different versions for different distros, it's a very small leap from there to also providing them as a tarball, a .rpm, and a .deb.

      In any case, few in the Linux community - whether on the distributor side or the end user side - care about whether things are easy or hard for proprietary software vendors. Proprietary software is a thing that Free software aims to replace, so there's little motivation for anyone to ease its way on Linux. Most especially, there's no motivation to make packaging system decisions based on what's good for proprietary software vendors.

      For Free software developers, it doesn't matter much. If they can't/won't/don't/aren't providing packages for different distros, it doesn't matter very much. If the software is even remotely popular, it's like to be packaged by most or all of the leading distros.

      Of course, there are exceptions, such as Ubuntu not having a Handbrake package. Of course, it may be that Handbrake just isn't very popular on Linux yet. I first became acquainted with it on the Mac. Through a little searching, I did find a PPA source for Handbrake on Jaunty, but it would be nice to see an official package for this excellent piece of software.

  103. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by gr8_phk · · Score: 3, Informative

    Last I checked, gnash worked with youtube. I don't use it now because it doesn't handle all the flash crap that other people in the house want. Youtube is supported though.

  104. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can still get about 99% freedom with a distro that just happens to also ship non-free Adobe Flash (and other single pieces of proprietary software where needed). Since those distros haven't really caught on with the general public either, the reason is clearly somewhere else.

  105. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    Right, 'thats the only thing missing'

    Until someone points out the next retarded lack of polish in Linux, and then that will be the 'only thing missing'

    You fanboys really just don't get it, and never will. And next year will always be the year of Linux.

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  106. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by cb88 · · Score: 0

    you have to make sure you have the right codecs as well they might be disabled in ffmpeg as well

  107. I'd have been FAR more impressed... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    ... if the "vimeo" video streams had actually RUN on my at-work linux box. (Gentoo, Firefox, ...)

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  108. RHEL is what you want by Rix · · Score: 1

    So pony up and give them money, and they'll give you a phone number where you can get the handholding you want.

  109. Re:Propaganda as Nebulous as Apple's or Microsoft' by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    No. The goal here is to "build the Linux brand".

    This is like the Aflac duck.

    Most people STILL don't know what Aflac sells but everyone knows their name.

    Advertising is meant to build name recognition. It is not
    intended to make you run out to the corner store and buy
    a tub of Pringles.

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  110. Re:Good news, and bad news by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...because it's an obvious fallacy and any obvious fallacy should be challenged.

    If you let a lie go unchallenged then people get the idea that the lie is true.

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  111. Re:Good news, and bad news by PitaBred · · Score: 1

    Couldn't have put it better myself. I fully realize that I'm one of two people in a 50 person enterprise that uses Linux on the desktop. But I use it as a consultant, going to customer sites and working with them, training them and so on. An anecdote is not data, but it is proof that Linux is not incapable of being used on the desktop successfully, by more than just developers and admins.

  112. Re:Propaganda as Nebulous as Apple's or Microsoft' by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

    Stallman's social ideas of freedom as slightly distasteful, and not fit for discussion in a family forum like /.

    So sorry that you don't have a family that's friendly to freedom.

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  113. If only now Linux is mature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then Windows hasn't made maturity yet.

    If you ONLY take those things windows does well and require Linux do them, then Linux today is as immature as 2000. So it's been 20+ years to get to maturity for Windows too.

    And that had a $100Billion company behind it!

  114. Re:Me three! Me three! Me three! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that might have been part of the point, they go and google "Linux" and find out about it. Or it could have just been bad design.

  115. Re:Propaganda as Nebulous as Apple's or Microsoft' by Yfrwlf · · Score: 1

    Which is a somewhat selfish idea, you're right. Everyone who wants to contribute to the community, but wants others to do the same in return if they want to contribute to the same project, is somewhat selfish for that. However, that's what being copy-left is essentially, instead of being copy-neutral. Copy-left means fighting *against* copy-right by forcing it to remain available to the community. I don't mind this force, because I think most businesses play mean, so for them it's saying "Well...I guess we will contribute some code, but only if others give their contributions to us too!" is something that happens naturally for them. They are naturally selfish, and ultimately I think it's good for computer users. Why? Well, look at how much bigger Linux is than BSD, for starters. Essentially, it enforces perpetual openness, and as a user of "free software", I obviously have no problem with that! ^^

    I can still install and use commercial software if I want, too, so, I'm OK with this "Freedom Police" situation. lol. That's what it is though, since countries which don't have "copyright" laws, don't care to police them and thus it becomes the same thing as the BSD license for them, aka no license at all.

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  116. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by Yfrwlf · · Score: 1

    If by your comment you were meaning what I think you were meaning, let me elaborate for you:

    Linux needs universal packaging to make it EASY to download and install any LINUX program regardless of your distro. Linux software needs to be click, (maybe one or two more clicks), run. Until it gets this right, users will be stuck with a proprietary repository and the software it provides, and not free to easily try out other programs. When Joe Six Pack can use Linux easily by clicking, Linux will be 1000 times more ready for his or her desktop.

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  117. Rotonen by Rotonen · · Score: 1

    With a decent voiceover it could work. The concept definitely has potential.

  118. Re:Good news, and bad news by trytoguess · · Score: 1

    What fallacy? It's not the year of Linux. An anon saying he hates Linux means as much as some anon saying he hates Windows/Mac/Unix/whatever. And stating I use Linux, is pointless. SO fucking what if you use Linux, the reasons anon doesn't use/like Linux hasn't gone away.

  119. Re:Good news, and bad news by trytoguess · · Score: 1

    However, that isn't demonstrated with one person saying "I use linux." PitaBred's post was worthless.

  120. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by Yfrwlf · · Score: 1

    Everybody just has flash preinstalled from his bought computer (noobs), or installs it himself (non-noobs).

    And that right there is the problem. Your distro shouldn't have to come with insert-specific-program-you-want-here, you should be able to easily download and install it from the net in a few clicks. Right now Linux can't do this, because of proprietary Linux packaging. Straight binaries are a pain, and users shouldn't have to deal with files like that, they should be able to easily *install* and upgrade, if it's already installed, and Linux program regardless of their distro.

    This is a VERY important feature that Linux needs, and as soon as distro companies stop ignoring this problem and getting off on their proprietary repositories so that ALL Linux users will have freedom by helping the community create universal standardized packaging systems and formats, this will remain an issue. You should not be tied to the select software your distro wants you to have, but you should have the freedom to get your software fix directly from the developers themselves if you want to.

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  121. Re:Good news, and bad news by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    It comes across to me as "feeding the trolls". I see your point, but a naive part of me would like to think that the people reading slashdot have at least a little common sense - enough to not take a childish AC post at face value.

    Usually "works for me" posts come across as an attempt to deny than an issue exists, by trying to speak louder than your opponent. If you think it doesn't exist, and want to make a point, that's great -- but only saying "Well I'm using it" doesn't prove anything and it makes the poster come across as defensive.

  122. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean like this? Or would you rather it have a "Click to install!" button?

    Blame your distro if it makes that hard, but I do not think any of the popular distros have trouble with what you are describing.

  123. whimpy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    could have been selling soap. As for free, I continue to be restricted by Linux, it's lack of driver support, those querky things that are different from distro to distro, the app install upgrade and removal process. bah!

  124. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the last time Linux is not an OS. It a kernel on which lots of different OSes ("distros") are built. Package management is one of the main areas of disagreement among distros. For common distros, you pretty much have apt and rpm based distros, among which packages are sharable with little difficulty. In fact, with a little work, alien will convert between the two formats. The distributor of the package can label common distro versions where the package's dependencies are met.

  125. Re:Propaganda as Nebulous as Apple's or Microsoft' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What could be better than Nethack?

    Slash'em.

  126. I don't want users. by aussersterne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I want an operating system that does what I tell it to and offers tools for facilitating this such that each new task does not require a new application.

    That is Linux/UNIX.

    Point: Operating systems don't want anything. That's anthropomorphism. People want things. Linux users don't want other Linux users. Linux users want Linux. That's why it looks like it does after Linux users built it. They built what they want. And it serves them well.

    Somewhere this "Linux wants users" meme got blown out of all realistic proportion. Red Hat may want users, or Ubuntu, but again, those are people: CEOs, employees, marketers, etc., and they want users because they want revenue.

    But Linux? Linux doesn't want anything. And Linux users? Linux users want Linux. That's why they're LINUX USERS.

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    1. Re:I don't want users. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Ok Mr. Stop. America. Now.

      But you're by far in the minority in the Linux community as far as I can tell. If you don't want Linux to be widely-used, that's fine-- you don't have to work towards making it more acceptable if you don't want to. But you also can't whine about all the problems that come along with that (for example, hardware and game compatibility.)

      I assume your sig is more a "stop those Nazi evil American bastards from killing everybody!" and less of a humorous, "stop America now-- I want to get off!!"

  127. Repost of my post above. by aussersterne · · Score: 1

    I'm a Linux user. I don't want more Linux users. I don't want users at all. I don't have space in my house for them. What I want is Linux.

    I want an operating system that does what I tell it to and offers tools for facilitating this such that each new task does not require a new application.

    That is Linux/UNIX.

    Point: Operating systems don't want anything. That's anthropomorphism. People want things. Linux users don't want other Linux users. Linux users want Linux. That's why it looks like it does after Linux users built it. They built what they want. And it serves them well.

    Somewhere this "Linux wants users" meme got blown out of all realistic proportion. Red Hat may want users, or Ubuntu, but again, those are people: CEOs, employees, marketers, etc., and they want users because they want revenue.

    But Linux? Linux doesn't want anything. And Linux users? Linux users want Linux. That's why they're LINUX USERS.

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    STOP . AMERICA . NOW
  128. The Blank Stare by westlake · · Score: 1

    Apple sells an upscale urban life-style.

    Microsoft, solid middle-class value. In the home and SOHO markets these strategies have been wildly successful for over thirty years.

    These are not system builders - and the OEM Windows install is for all practical purposes free at every price point.

    Familiarity breeds content.

    Keep it simple, stupid.

    Vista and Win 7 offer an attractive refresh of the familiar Windows GUI. Which is really all anyone was demanding.

    The Atom netbook - soon to be dual-core - running XP or Win 7 is an attractive and versatile product.

    The Vista desktop at WalMart is 64 bit and realistically spec'd with a quad-core CPU, humongous HDD, and 4-8 GB RAM.

    Bring it on.

    There is damn little in FOSS that isn't ported to Windows or begins as a native Windows app.

    There is the enormous backlist of Windows titles.

    Where is the single - compelling - reason to migrate to Linux?

  129. Re:Good news, and bad news by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    Except that the original poster did not raise an issue, but merely said that this was not the year for Linux on the desktop. How else can one respond?

  130. Pedantry by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    A two-second blast from a 50-watt laser is 100 joules, which is less energy than a baseball traveling at 60 mph.

  131. Re:Me three! Me three! Me three! by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    Out of necessity, Linux already copies Microsoft which copied Macintosh which copied Xerox in terms of GUIness and perhaps other programs.

    Linux uses the X Windows system, which, depending on versioning, predates Microsoft Windows. The first version of X, cunningly named "X1", was released in June, 1984, seventeen months before Windows 1.01. So how does Linux copy Microsoft Windows GUIness?

  132. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except the "Free to steal Microsoft products" part. Microsoft both complains and agrees with that, by the way.

  133. Re:Good news, and bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Not ready for the desktop" has two different meanings. In the less commonly used version, it means what it says. In the more commonly used (99% of the time) version, it means "It's not ready to be Windows yet." Fucked up part is that it will never be ready to be Windows due to patents, copyrights, and trademarks.

    The person saying "It's not ready for the desktop" wants Windows free as in beer. The person that says "It works on my desktop" doesn't want Windows.

    It's entirely dependent on your definition of "ready for the desktop", hence the reason the argument always goes like that. So it's kinda different from "The bug doesn't happen on my machine", since it's truly a matter of opinion.

  134. Re:Good news, and bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it that every time someone posts a "Windows isn't ready for the desktop" comment, at least one person has to pipe up that they're using windows exclusively?

    That's about as helpful as saying "Well, the bug doesn't happen on my machine."

  135. Re:Propaganda as Nebulous as Apple's or Microsoft' by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

    Thank You. Somebody else finally realised the true goal of advertising!

    Now when you advise someone to try linux, instead of hearing "What is linux?", you will hear "Hmm, I've heard of that..."

  136. Why should Linux spread to the average Joe public? by master_p · · Score: 1

    I think there is a hidden ideology here...that the world should use open source software only. Otherwise, I don't see why it is that important for the average person to use Linux.

  137. Re:Good news, and bad news by Atario · · Score: 1

    I'll go you one better than that: http://jcooney.net/archive/2007/02/01/42999.aspx

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    "A great democracy must be progressive or it will soon cease to be a great democracy." --Theodore Roosevelt
  138. Re:Propaganda as Nebulous as Apple's or Microsoft' by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    Linux is freedom.

    Whist I use linux as my main workstations, I don't think people value freedom (until it's gone - then they complain). What they want is comfort, because Windows tends to annoy you when you use it people want to be familiar with the familiar annoyances rather than the new ones. Thus I slowly refine my ways of introducing people to Linux.

    Interesting in this climate where people are trading their freedom for security people don't get freedom or security. The saying works for computers as well, now there is an irony.

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  139. Re:Propaganda as Nebulous as Apple's or Microsoft' by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

    The problem with promoting Linux has been, and always will be, is the fact the non-computer savvy is leery about trying new things outside the status quo. To be realistic, there are FAR more non-computer literate than there are here on Slashdot.

    Let me put it as an analogy: Windows is like a mini-van, Apple is like a VW Bug, and Linux is like a Ferrari. While the Ferrari is a fast and powerful car, it is next to impossible to sell to a family of 5 who weigh the practicality of the vehicle (such as the Bug or mini-van) over the stylish and speed of the Ferrari. In other words, Linux is a hard sell to people who know little about computers and don't want to be bogged down by things. For example, they don't want to have to download and install programs for an OS to play a game that they can install on a Win/Apple box and run without such things.

    Linux is a great operating system, don't get me wrong. However, in my opinion (and strictly my opinion) it is WAY too powerful and complex for novice computer user. Also, considering big box stores do not push for giving alternatives to Win/Apple, Linux is almost nonexistent as a choice to anybody who wants something different. Although netbooks are starting to permeate the market with Linux, it is yet to be seen if that will get Linux's ball a rolling.

    Honestly though, when it comes to Operating Systems - what a user wants to do with their box outweighs any ad points. I think all OS are great in a lot of areas and have their weaknesses as well. All it really comes down to is what the user wants and will that OS provide a clear and stable method to do such things? Also, will the OS protect it from the unscrupulous hacker in addition to the other safeguards in place? If you want a single OS answer, then I am sorry to say that won't happen. All three OSs do that to some degree and vary by user.

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  143. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by Yfrwlf · · Score: 1

    with a little work

    Ya. I know. Thanks for making my point for me.

    Alien isn't automatic, and there are packages for specific *versions* of distros even and that should not be a requirement, that should be totally unnecessary if packaging was done correctly. RPMs do NOT work out-of-the-box on DEB distros, nor vise versa. There are no universal packaging formats yet that are used by the main distro package managers.

    So-called "third-party" (it's all LINUX) Package management sucks on Linux, and is not yet ready for the masses.

    And ya, by Linux I mean GNU/Linux, I don't want to take the time spelling that out every single damn time, so just unknot your panties already.

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  144. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by Yfrwlf · · Score: 1

    You missed the point completely, and no not like that.

    The weird meamo or whatever thing: That's how easy it should be, but it needs to be for all Linux distros, not just one.

    The repository thing: Once again, no, it needs to be a UNIVERSAL FORMAT. Maybe you should actually read next time.

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    Promote true freedom - support standards and interoperability.
  145. Re:Propaganda as Nebulous as Apple's or Microsoft' by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

    Read up on what he thinks of people who have families, you dope.

    Every person has a family, you dope. We have ancestors and collaterals, even if we don't all have descendants.

    Yes, RMS is not impressed by people's ability to breed, and thinks we need to stop overcrowding the planet. Though he expresses his point with his usual lack of tact or appreciation of ambiguity or compromise, there's nothing in the least "distasteful" about those ideas. (If you think merely having a baby is some sort of miracle, let me recommend Bill Hicks on the subject, though of course he's even less tactful. But funny.)

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    You cannot wash away blood with blood
  146. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by westlake · · Score: 1
    Gnash is not ready for prime time and last I checked, didn't currently work with youtube. Supposedly swfdec does, if you compile the latest build, but I haven't done so yet. (I'm running Linux on PPC)

    You do know that this is intimidating and unintelligible gibberish to the video's target audience?

  147. Re:I love the "Do you know what free means" video! by mgiuca · · Score: 1

    The general public can grab Ubuntu which will offer to install Adobe Flash Player when you try to watch a YouTube video. That's free enough (for the general public) (for now).

    It's time.

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  149. Re:Good news, and bad news by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    Except that the original poster did not raise an issue, but merely said that this was not the year for Linux on the desktop. How else can one respond?

    The issue here is that "linux isn't ready for the desktop". As it was stated without any supporting evidence and in obvious troll ... no response was necessary - and any attempt at a response to such a broad over-generalization just looks defensive.

  150. Re:Good news, and bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it that every time someone posts a "linux not ready for desktop" comment, at least one person has to pipe up that they're using linux exclusively on the desktop?

    That's about as helpful as saying, "Well, the bug doesn't happen on my machine."

    I largely use Linux on both my home machine, work machine, and laptop with the exception of when I've done Flex development.

    I use linux for several key reasons:
    1) I love open source software tools (Apache,Tomcat,JBoss)
    2) find: When I want to move all the mp3s from a catacomb cluster fuck of directories ITunes duplicated them across to the one I'm currently in sorted by unique I can do it with a simple command.
    3) The package managers are leaps and bounds better than anything similar on Windows and to my knowledge Mac, which is surprising.
    4) A lot of the fun parts of the Mac OSX UI is available in Compiz.
    5) Windows is slow as dog shit for doing most of the builds we do at work.

  151. Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, could these commercials be any fucking dumber?

  152. Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only reason why people use so called FREE operating systems is because they can get it free of cost.Otherwise fate of these OS's is anybodies guess.
    By
    Prasoon Cheenan.
    PS:-I see no point in registering on every other site on net.

  153. Mine is bigger again.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux has nothing to do with freedom. It's all about competition. And even that fails miserable.

    Let's face it, people love those Apple vids. Have them look at the Linux vids and they get this odd confusing look on their faces. Just like working with Linux is, odd and confusing.