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  1. their culture? on Indian ISPs Taxed for Generating "Light Energy" · · Score: 0

    This seems to have to do with their culture.
    Years ago, a rally driver and his navigator died in a very nasty crash... head on collision with another car.
    Why?
    Because it was during the night, and Indian (from India people) drivers turn off their headlight because - get this - it saves fuel.

  2. OMG Martians! on One Mars Probe Photographs Another · · Score: 0

    MESSAGE TO NASA:::
    Johnsons, thanks for the kick-ass work.
    It is amazing to think that we have a sophisticated r/c car over there...
    NASA stuff.

    When are we going back to the moon?

    Thanks :D


    Did anyone RTFA?
    Did you see "promontory"?
    I'm using that word tonight. ;)

    The image was taken at a local Mars time of 3:30 PM

    How long is the Martian day?
    Ctrl+T Tab "wiki: martian day" enter =
    ""and the Martian day is 24.5 hours. ...""
    ((a cookie to whomever posts what I did ^^^^there^^^^))

    Ok... can't make a joke about it...


    [/non-social-Friday rant]

  3. The Daily Show as Substantive as Broadcast News on The Daily Show as Substantive as Broadcast News · · Score: 0
    The Daily Show as Substantive as Broadcast News

    Fuck Yeah!
  4. Ironic... on Power Suit Promises Super-Human Strength · · Score: 0
    my mother, formerly a nurse, suffered a career-ending neck injury when she had to move a patient by herself in an understaffed nursing home. (The patient suffered from senile dementia, became combative, and she fell with the patient on top.)

    I'm sorry... but, is that why your name is "Mr. Slippery"?
  5. Reality Check on PS3's Lack of Rumble May Disappoint · · Score: 0

    WTF?
    So "vibration feedback enhances their game experience"...
    Bullshit.

    Get real.
    You're shooting aliens, in a very distant reality from your present sitting-on-the-couch one, and you want to... let me get this... try and "enhance" your game experience?

    Are you stupid?

    Look, vibration does jack-shit for most games.
    Really, think about it.

    You're driving along, at 30 miles an hour, and you hit a wall... vibration.

    You're driving along, at 130 miles an hour... and you hit a wall... vibration.

    It's the same shit!
    Thus, it's completely useless!!!!
    In FACT!, who the heck thought of the idea that "vibration" equals "grenade" explosion???

    I'll give a little tip to wanna-be gamers:::
    Turn your vibration off.

    Case in Point::: Halo2 on xLive.

    If you have vibration turned ON, to "enhance" your experience (WTF that means), your weapons' aim WILL change if that vibration happens.
    Why?
    Beacuse your thumb is holding down the stick in a certain position, and them comes your "reality enhancing vibration"...
    BOOM!
    Your weapon (sniper, in my case) no longer is pointed where you wanted.
    So much for vibration.

    Vibration should be left to three things:
    1. Vibrators
    2. Concrete vibrators
    3. gnomes that run around shaking the seats of our politicians.

    Thank you. Have a great day.

  6. Ironic /. on Enron's Kenneth Lay Dies · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I find it ironic that the crook dies, and this is the current quote at the bottom of /. :::

    Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead. -- Euripides

    (I wonder if this will be modded Insigthful, or Interesting... god forbid it's Funny)