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Enron's Kenneth Lay Dies

Don420 writes "This morning the biggest corporate criminal in modern history, Kenneth Lay, died of a massive coronary before he could receive his sentence. Lay was found guilty of being in charge of the scheme that had many lose their live-savings through a scheme of complex offshore holdings and is to thank for our having to live with Sarbanes-Oxely." From the article: "Enron filed for bankruptcy in December 2001 after investigators found it had used partnerships to conceal more than $1 billion in debt and inflate profits. Enron's downfall cost 4,000 employees their jobs and many of them their life savings, and led to billions of dollars of losses for investors."

868 comments

  1. As a republican, I'd like to say... by Tyten · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Good Riddance.

    1. Re:As a republican, I'd like to say... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As a human being, I'd like to say the same...

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    2. Re:As a republican, I'd like to say... by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you implying that Republicans aren't human beings? ;)

    3. Re:As a republican, I'd like to say... by grammar+fascist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As a human being, I'd like to say the same...

      I admire your humanity and deep sense of empathy.

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    4. Re:As a republican, I'd like to say... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not as much as I admire your sarcasm... ;)

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    5. Re:As a republican, I'd like to say... by jdray · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I suspect what the parent was saying is that Lay caused a lot of problems for the GOP. The economic crisis that he touched off, as well as his ties to the current administration, have caused a lot of heartburn for a party trying to maintain their controlling position.

      I, for one, won't really mourn his passing except in the abstract sense (the humanist in me). I'm not a Republican or a Democrat (or a member of any other party), though I am an employee of a company formerly owned by the big E.

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    6. Re:As a republican, I'd like to say... by WoodstockJeff · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      It's always interesting to read comments about how this is a GOP problem, but it was a Republican administration that refused to grant special favours to Enron, accelerating the collapse of the house-of-cards they built with the regulatory approval of a Democratic administration.

      In any case, though, Enron was an obvious fraud to many people. I've always been suspicious of any group that makes the type of claims they did. "Snake oil salesman" comes to mind. Guess I'm too suspicious to listen favourably on 99% of what any corporations trading on stock exchanges have to say...

    7. Re:As a republican, I'd like to say... by Schemat1c · · Score: 1

      ...Lay caused a lot of problems for the GOP. The economic crisis that he touched off, as well as his ties to the current administration, have caused a lot of heartburn for a party trying to maintain their controlling position.

      Which is why they sent a psychic into his dreams to assassinate him, it only looks like a natural death.

      Or maybe I watch too many movies.

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    8. Re:As a republican, I'd like to say... by TygerFish · · Score: 1, Insightful
      As someone with a sense of logic, I'd like to say....

      WoodstockJeff wrote:

      Admittedly, there is little value in this as an examination of the facts at hand, but it does throw a spotlight on certain really crappy types of 'argument.' A few gems:

      "All facts are created equal. If I state a fact, my conclusion, no matter how lame, is true."

      It's always interesting to read comments about how this is a GOP problem, but it was a Republican administration that refused to grant special favours to Enron, accelerating the collapse of the house-of-cards they built

      If this isn't a "GOP problem" what is? The chief executive of the current Republican administration knew Kenneth Lay well enough to have a nickname for him. Stating that the current administration didn't grand special favors to Enron is very like saying, "with the police in hot pursuit of a bank robber and in visual contact, X refused to shout out, 'Hey, come hide in my house!"

      Seriously, if this isn't a GOP problem, then it must be an alien conspiracy, because anyone else you could possibly point to would have to be off-planet.

      "....with the regulatory approval of a Democratic administration.

      Yes, the Democratic Party was in power while Enron engaged in unbelievably rank fraud involving accounting tricks, offshore accounts and manipulation of energy supply and pricing that caused rolling brown-outs in California. Apparently, not to investigate a company whose financial reports say that it is a picture of health and fiscal sobriety constitutes regulatory approval (whatever that might be) when it is convenient to the writer.

      Of course, by this reasoning, the fault might not belong to the democrats who were not alone in failing to call for an investigation of Enron's bookkeeping. They might share blame for failing to investigate Enron's claims with Kim Jong il, who was in power at the time in North Korea, and with, say, the German Christian Democratic Union which was not in power at the time but one is sure that they had their eyes on some office to be gotten at some point in the future: you will notice that their responses to Enron's claims are not more and not less than a deafening silence.

      This guy could write for Rush Limbaugh.

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    9. Re:As a republican, I'd like to say... by john83 · · Score: 1

      I admire your admiration.

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    10. Re:As a republican, I'd like to say... by hey! · · Score: 1

      It's always interesting to read comments about how this is a GOP problem, but it was a Republican administration that refused to grant special favours to Enron...

      I think it's interesting we've reached the point where refusing to grant special favors to corrupt CEOs is held up as an example of heroic political virtue.

      Let's dissect the situation just a little bit. Who were the "bad guys" here? Was it Enron? Well, if you mean the rank and file employees and investors (often the same), no. It was the powerful, politically connected management team. There would have been nothing so terrible with giving the people who worked for Enron a few of the "special favors" that the bigshots (at least the ones who weren't trailing smoke and flames) get.

      Other than from a certain point of view, victim == sucker.

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    11. Re:As a republican, I'd like to say... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      My empathy for Kenneth Lays is the same as Kenneth Lays' empathy for his victims.

    12. Re:As a republican, I'd like to say... by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      In fact, it was Robert Rubin - who had been Clinton's Secretary of the Treasury who tried to intervene in November 2001 (on behalf of CitiGroup) to keep the Enron scheme from unraveling.

      http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune_arc hive/2003/12/08/355123/index.htm
      http://www.nationalreview.com/levin/levin010303.as p

      (Rubin was not charged with any criminal act - which I'm sure Martha Stuart must have some thoughts about)

      The Enron criminal conspiracy was built up during the Clinton years - it unraveled after the Clintons left office. To blame Enron on George Bush is like blaming the policemen when your brother-in-law gets caught robbing a bank.

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    13. Re:As a republican, I'd like to say... by bewert · · Score: 1

      Oh bullshit. Enron and Bush go way back, KennyBoy has been one of Bush's largest campaign contributors for many years, and Enron received a lot of favors from Texas while Bush was governor. He didn't give Clinton or the Dems much money in comparision. Enron unraveled because it was built as a house of cards, with insider partnerships siphoning tens of millions of dollars out. As far as Robert Rubin goes, he was just a hired gun.

      A lot of things went nuts during the last half of the 90's, and blew up with the stock market bubble. Including Enron, HealthSouth, WorldCom, etc.

      Watch "The Smartest Guys In The Room" sometime. It's disgusting.

      Repblicans--the party of cutting taxes on the rich and spending us into a bottomless deficit.

    14. Re:As a republican, I'd like to say... by WoodstockJeff · · Score: 1

      The chief executive of the current Republican administration knew Kenneth Lay well enough to have a nickname for him.

      And I suppose you've never known anyone who later turned out to be a criminal and/or a liar? Should we blame you for their actions, just because your friend is a crook?

      Famous people know other famous people. Corporate types try to get to know as many famous people as they can, hoping to take advantage of that relationship... Bill Clinton knew Ken Lay personally, too, as did several dozen senators and congresscritters.

      A lot of blind eyes were turned in the Enron case. Regulators, auditors, banks, companies, and, yes, even investors, large AND small, who didn't give a damn how things were done, so long as they got dividends. Someone opened their eyes in 2001, and it all blew up. Now, George Bush didn't start the investigation, but he also did not get in the way of it, as some other presidents might have...

  2. How Convenient... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Kenneth Lay tragically passes away due to a massive heart attack before he receives his sentence. Impeccable timing...

    Two possible scenarios (in addition to the official version of events) come immediately to mind:

    • Ken was going to roll over on Dubya & Company, and was 'neutralized',
        - or -
    • Ken faked his own death and is currently laughing himself sick under a palm tree somewhere.


    Either scenario seems equally likely, and much more likely than 'Ken keeled over because he couldn't keep his LDLs in check'.
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    1. Re:How Convenient... by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 1, Insightful

      how 'bout "Ken committed suicide rather than face sentencing"?

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    2. Re:How Convenient... by Quirk · · Score: 1

      Will his family or other beneficiary receive a life insurance pay out? Maybe his "heart attack" was a last perk.

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    3. Re:How Convenient... by heinousjay · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Either scenario seems equally likely, and much more likely than 'Ken keeled over because he couldn't keep his LDLs in check'.

      It's only 'much more likely' if you're a paranoia spewing Slashdot fool.

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    4. Re:How Convenient... by rhsanborn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're kidding right...? The guy is 64 years old and has been dealing with a high stress situation for 5 years. I don't suppose that could have anything to do with it.

      But hey, let's jump to the completely absurd conspiracy assumption as "much more likely" than the fact that "coronary heart disease (CHD) is the single leading cause of death in America." (American Heart Association, 2003 study).

      I'll leave open the possibility of suicide, but I think it unlikely. There are far more convenient ways to kill yourself.

    5. Re:How Convenient... by base3 · · Score: 1

      The proceeds of any such insurance should be seized to pay the victims of his fraud.

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    6. Re:How Convenient... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about, He just died.

      Shiv happens men...not everything is a conspiracy. Tragic for his family...

    7. Re:How Convenient... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the first thought that came to my mind as well. I'm just not buying that he's dead.

    8. Re:How Convenient... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coincidence?

      Hrm....

    9. Re:How Convenient... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "not everything is a conspiracy"
      That's EXACTLY what THEY want you to think!

    10. Re:How Convenient... by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

      The latter is a distinct possibility (although I'm still leaning towards natual causes).

      But look at it this way: you have millions of dollars available to you and you are facing what is effectively a life sentence. You're out on bond, so you could run (but there's no way you could just run). So why not grease some fingers, fake your death (heart attack is possibly the most reliable if you've set it up right), and run away to some place out of the way. Maybe even include some plastic surgery.

      It's possible, although I'm leaning against this being true.

    11. Re:How Convenient... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1
      That's the dumbest idea I ever heard.

      It was Bill and Hillary Clinton who killed him, of course.

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    12. Re:How Convenient... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really hope this is a parody post.

    13. Re:How Convenient... by Dawsons · · Score: 1

      lol! true... this one stinks of conspiracy from start to finish... wouldn't be hard to have him disappear...

    14. Re:How Convenient... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      Either scenario seems equally likely, and much more likely than 'Ken keeled over because he couldn't keep his LDLs in check'.

      Or, the sheer terror of federal incarceration stressed a middle-aged man to the point where he keeled over.

      I should think if I was facing similar future, the statistical likelihood of me having a coronary would go up considerably.
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    15. Re:How Convenient... by shasty55 · · Score: 1

      I agree, he conveniently kicks the bucket a few months before his sentencing. Seems pretty strange to me, but then again, he was under a lot of stress, and has been for a few years.

    16. Re:How Convenient... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Tragic for his family...

      Not if they get to keep all the stolen property.

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    17. Re:How Convenient... by astonishedelf · · Score: 1

      how do we know he's really dead. he could be on a beach sitting next to Robert Maxwell somewhere...

    18. Re:How Convenient... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'll leave open the possibility of suicide, but I think it unlikely. There are far more convenient ways to kill yourself.

      There certainly are. But life insurance doesn't pay out if you die at your own hands. If your death appears to be natural, however, then your full benefits will pay out to your family.

      This could be Lay's best scam ever.

    19. Re:How Convenient... by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      >>"not everything is a conspiracy"
      >That's EXACTLY what THEY want you to think!

      Or... IS it?!?!

    20. Re:How Convenient... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Ick. Trip Master Monkey modded as troll? Listen guys... Like it or not this is what an intelligent person would do and if he had enough resources.

      But perhaps its the opposite.

      Chances are if he wasn't faking his death, he was commiting suicide.

      If you've been to the top and you are loosing everything you might want to find a way to end it all. Maybe he stopped taking his meds, ate a great deal of unhealthy foods, or did activities that weren't recommended by his doctor.

      He knew he would spend the rest of his life in jail and yet he didn't want his family to feel bad for him if he hanged himself. He maybe found the most natural way to go.

      However, most of us will never know what really happened.

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    21. Re:How Convenient... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The biggest conspiracy is there are no conspiracies.

    22. Re:How Convenient... by denim · · Score: 1

      I want to see the body. I think sticking a knife in it to make sure it's (1) real, and (2) dead is not beyond reasonable.

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    23. Re:How Convenient... by Elemenope · · Score: 1

      The proceeds of any such insurance should be seized to pay the victims of his fraud.

      Because, as should be obvious to everyone, the children of criminals are just as guilty as their fathers, and should be punished accordingly. /sarcasm

      Look, sometimes justice just isn't achievable, despite our best efforts. Sometimes, the serial rapist/murderer/thief blows his/her own head off before society can extract whatever vengeance passes these days as justice, and we becmoe so frustrated that we cast about to hurt someone in their place. Just becasue it is understandable does not make it a good instinct; we should not harm one person who is innocent simply to make reparations to another innocent.

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    24. Re:How Convenient... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit...TMM just says what we're all thinking, and he gets modbombed. Typical Slashdot.

    25. Re:How Convenient... by Lonnold · · Score: 1

      Wrong wrong wrong.

      The money he stole should go to his victims,not to his children. Your analogy of not harming one innocent to make reparations to another innocent is completely off base. Depriving his children of stolen wealth is not harming them, its not punishing them, its simply righting a wrong. And those who should get the money are not simply another innocent, the money belongs to them.

    26. Re:How Convenient... by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 1

      I'm also guessing he probably wasn't too concerned about taking care of himself either.

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    27. Re:How Convenient... by wordsofwisedumb · · Score: 1
      The guy is 64 years old and has been dealing with a high stress situation for 5 years.
      I'll leave open the possibility of suicide, but I think it unlikely. There are far more convenient ways to kill yourself.

      Considering he put himself in that stressful situation, which undoubtedly aggravated any heart difficulties he was having, you probably could call it suicide.

    28. Re:How Convenient... by iocat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The other thing to consider is that... sometimes coincidences happen! People die all the time, and 64 year old dudes face 25 - 40 years in prison are probably under a lot of stress at the best of times. Combine that with high altitude, who knows. Not everything is a conspiracy.

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    29. Re:How Convenient... by Elemenope · · Score: 1

      I'm fairly sure that Mr. Energy Company CEO had life insurance before he stole those millions. Life insurance is an asset of the beneficiaries of the policy, not the payee. Thus, making the life insurance payouts that would go to his children instead go 'somewhere else' is a perverse description of justice.

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    30. Re:How Convenient... by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      It is perverse at how he ruined the lives of thousands. Let his children live in squalor. Sometimes the only justice is to extract it from the heirs.

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    31. Re:How Convenient... by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      Two possible scenarios (in addition to the official version of events) come immediately to mind:

      * Ken was going to roll over on Dubya & Company, and was 'neutralized',
      - or -
      * Ken faked his own death and is currently laughing himself sick under a palm tree somewhere.

      Aaah, laying on the slightly wild Michael Moore-style conspiracy theories already? IMO, facing a sentence in a federal-pound-me-in-the-ass prison that will last the rest of one's life is pretty stressful. A massive coronary is pretty credible. Beyond that, I'd probably believe that it was a suicide before an executive-branch conspiracy or a faked death.

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    32. Re:How Convenient... by Elemenope · · Score: 1

      I am soooooooo glad you don't run things. Did your daddy do anything naughty? Do you even know? Would you feel comfortable taking his sins upon yourself? His sons and daughters didn't choose to be born from his loins, you idiot.

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    33. Re:How Convenient... by Lonnold · · Score: 1

      Ok I misread. If you are talking strictly about a life insurance policy, well then yes I could see a case for that going to his beneficiaries, although I think the source of the premium payments could be considered tainted.

      My comment was more to do with his other assets, cash, bonds etc.

    34. Re:How Convenient... by Elemenope · · Score: 1

      My comment was more to do with his other assets, cash, bonds etc.

      And on that we agree. ;)

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    35. Re:How Convenient... by base3 · · Score: 1

      No, punishing his heirs would be seizing their assets, which I am not advocating, even though it's very likely that fraudulent transfers were done before this all blew up to allow him to potentially keep money after paying out judgments had he lived.. Not allowing them to reap the proceeds of a policy purchased with stolen money is not.

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    36. Re:How Convenient... by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      If you buy stolen goods, they can be legally taken from you and you are out the money unless you can reclaim it from the person who sold you the goods. How is this any different?

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  3. God's Gift by antifood · · Score: 1

    But to whom?

  4. bye bye baby by chriscappuccio · · Score: 0

    see you in hell!

    1. Re:bye bye baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You'll be there too, eh?

    2. Re:bye bye baby by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

      Wow. I sure hope not.

    3. Re:bye bye baby by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Well, if he is not a confirmed morman who tithes, confirmed catholic who tithes, one of the lucky 7'th day 12000, and all at the same time, then yes, he will go to hell.

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    4. Re:bye bye baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (from heaven!)

    5. Re:bye bye baby by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      It did brighten up my day to find out the he is now being raped by the devil.

      What a piece of shit.

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  5. KARMA by cavtroop · · Score: 1, Funny

    'nuf said.

    {damn /. filters}

    1. Re:KARMA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Man, kind makes all you Linux-promoting, MS-bashing karma whores seem rather pathetic. How many of you up and died to get a little karma?

      Oops, my bad. OP meant something else by that. ;-)

  6. I won't believe it.... by dr_strang · · Score: 4, Interesting

    until I see a body. Just a little too convenient. /where the hell's my tinfoil hat?

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    1. Re:I won't believe it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. And if, in fact, he IS dead, those enron employees he screwed over during his quest for riches should be allowed to piss on his carcass during an open casket funeral in front of his family.

    2. Re:I won't believe it.... by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Informative

      And even then, do not believe it. It is fairly easy to substitue another body with a little bit of makeup. If you really wish to know, then you only have one way to know; DNA.

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    3. Re:I won't believe it.... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 1

      where the hell's my tinfoil hat?

      <SIGH>Aluminum foil, not tin foil!!!</SIGH>

      AL foil and SN foil are completely different elements.

    4. Re:I won't believe it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      DNA doesn't help much if you don't trust they guys administrating the DNA database or holding the samples.
      One sql statement or one misplaced hair and DNA tests are as fakeable as a photo - perhaps moreso since photo editing leaves more detectable traces.

    5. Re:I won't believe it.... by cpopin · · Score: 1

      He was pronounced dead at a hospital.

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    6. Re:I won't believe it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AL foil and SN foil are completely different elements.

      Which raises 2 questions. The first....which element is "AL foil"? I'll let you figure out the second question.

    7. Re:I won't believe it.... by Jonathan · · Score: 1

      He was pronounced dead at a hospital.

      Yeah, but the orderly at the hospital was just learning English -- he thought L-A-Y was pronounced "dead" for some reason. His co-workers corrected him though.

    8. Re:I won't believe it.... by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Funny
      And even then, do not believe it. It is fairly easy to substitue another body with a little bit of makeup.

      Nah, wrong conspiracy theory, the real question is whether it was Cheney or Rove who ordered the hit to keep the truth from comming out.

      Question is whether the lawyers got the appeal in first. In MA a convicted criminal who has a pending appeal automatically gets a pardon. That would mean that the Lay family may get to keep some of the money he stole. Although his estate is still liable for damages Texas bankruptcy law protects certain assets like the family home, no matter how many millions it is worth. The criminal fines would have wiped those out as well.

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    9. Re:I won't believe it.... by mpcarl · · Score: 1

      I am not buying this Key Lay dying BS either. I think this is a conspiracy perpetrated via his friends and co-members of the Illuminati. He is living out his days in the new resorts meccas being build in Qatar and the UAE. I feel bad for the approximately 64 year old homeless man that looks a lot like him and whom they killed so that they would have a body for the Aspen Sheriff's department.

    10. Re:I won't believe it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially since the cause of death is heart attack. One needs a HEART to have a heart attack!!

    11. Re:I won't believe it.... by rleibman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Man, that was the first thing that came to my mind as well when I heard. At least you're not alone in thinking this!

    12. Re:I won't believe it.... by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      Nah, wrong conspiracy theory, the real question is whether it was Cheney or Rove who ordered the hit to keep the truth from comming out.

      Ooh, you're deliciously paranoid. I love it!

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    13. Re:I won't believe it.... by 3mpire · · Score: 1

      can you say "new life in small central american country"?

    14. Re:I won't believe it.... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      We know that, but normally there isn't someone like you out making noise about it, and ruining the conspiracy. (the conspiracy of secrecy that keeps the price of tinfoil low enough for those of us 'in the know' to afford it.) Believe me, we laugh discreetly in our secret gathering places at the fools who wrap their heads in aluminum.

    15. Re:I won't believe it.... by wtansill · · Score: 2, Funny
      until I see a body. Just a little too convenient. /where the hell's my tinfoil hat?
      He's not dead. He was sedated with a CIA blow-dart, then surreptitiously removed from the hospital. His body was replaced by a clone grown in a secret underground bunker adjoining area 51. He will be revived as soon as he gets to the secret room in the sub-sub-basement of the White House where he, along with Howard Hughes will advise Vice President Dick "Dick" Cheney on energy policy. Elvis is there too; he's the entertainment director and is also in charge of procuring hookers to keep JFK happy.
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    16. Re:I won't believe it.... by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 1

      Tin foil hat or not, the "fool me once..." rule applies here. Triplicate DNA tests by independent labs, full audit of the finances of whoever signed the death certificate.

    17. Re:I won't believe it.... by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      I also wondered if it might be a well-disguised suicide designed to somehow ensure his family got the money before the civil lawsuits took it all away (or to ensure they got the insurance money, which the civil lawsuits might not be able to touch).

      The super-rich never miss a trick in finding loopholes.

      Meanwhile, on the brink of his lavish wake, a lot of Enron retirees are probably looking to dine on some delicious cat food this week.

      -Eric

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    18. Re:I won't believe it.... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1
      to the secret room in the sub-sub-basement of the White House
      You misspelled Cheyenne Mountain.
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    19. Re:I won't believe it.... by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      Laugh all you want. But people with a LOT less resources than him have pulled it off.

      -Eric

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    20. Re:I won't believe it.... by Autonomous+Crowhard · · Score: 1

      No kidding. I want a thorough autopsy done on that body. Too many of his heirs benefit from him being dead. This could easily be either murder or suicide. In either case the slate should not be wiped clean.

    21. Re:I won't believe it.... by rleibman · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, on the brink of his lavish wake, a lot of Enron retirees are probably looking to dine on some delicious cat food this week.

      I'm sorry, but I don't think that many of Enron's employees are pure victims either. I have family in the energy industry and it was obvious at the time that Enron was using funny accounting. This is similar to how it was obvious to many of us in the tech sector that the dot com era was just fantasy that would burst sooner or later, they chose to work for Enron, they should have done enough research that the company they were working for was built on much air. Sure, I'm sure some employees were unaware of what was going on, but hey, life is NOT fair. Also, if you are retired (or close to retirement) and you have all of your money on one company's stock (even if its the company from which you retired) you are pretty stupid.

    22. Re:I won't believe it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, I believe this is above black. I believe the FBI killed Lay to cover up the mutant army that is forming for the upcoming invasion.

      Makes perfect sense, now let me go shave with Occam's razor, brb.

    23. Re:I won't believe it.... by john83 · · Score: 1
      Elvis is there too; he's the entertainment director and is also in charge of procuring hookers to keep JFK happy.
      I thought those two were off fighting the undead?
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      Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
    24. Re:I won't believe it.... by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      Keep in mind that a lot of those retirees were blue collar workers at the bottom of the totem pole. We're not just talking about a bunch of white collars who were greedy and too lazy to do their homework. A lot of these were electricians and trades workers without sufficient education to question the company's accounting, who simply put faith in their company and in bosses who turned out to be criminally negligent.

      -Eric

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      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    25. Re:I won't believe it.... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      No hat required.

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      What?
  7. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to be crass, but given that he was a guy of some means who was potentially looking at some serious jail time, I'd like to see his dead body before I believe it.

    "Had a coronary" could be a euphamism for "on a private jet to Argentina"...

  8. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by calbanese · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ted Bundy was polite and charming too.

  9. Ding dong, the witch is dead by Buran · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why is it that the ones who deserve the most punishment for what they've done always conveniently die or vanish before they can be punished?

    Resurrect him, I don't care how, then punish him most painfully, then re-kill him, as far as I'm concerned.

    Oh, and let's parade photos of his dead body through the streets just like we did with that dead terrorist a few months ago.

    Prove he's dead.

    1. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by blueZhift · · Score: 1

      I guess he just won't be punished by us! Even though he was involved in something that ruined the livelihoods of thousands of people, I can't help but feel a little sorry for him ending this way. Even if one argues that dying now is better than jail time, some will see it as divine judgement, or the karma wheel having a turn. I don't think this is the end he would have wanted. But perhaps those who were hurt by him will sleep easier now...

    2. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets not forget... this is an well know practice through out the centuries... many people have been exhumed only to be executed... or not really executed...er.. forget it...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posthumous_execution

    3. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, i'm sure his death makes the wiping of your retirement savings easier to deal with...

    4. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Care to tell us all exactly what he did to deserve punishment? I ask only because I think you don't personally know.

      He was the CEO of a company that defrauded thousands of people?

      Nice trick with that book though; it was written in response to the SOX laws which came about AFTER the Enron fiasco. So implying that this guy couldn't act morally because of the law is bogus.

    5. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This is the reason that every financial planner will tell you that it's a very bad idea to have your entire life savings in one small pot, and that's been well-known to the public at least since the late 1980s. While it's tragic that so many who thought they would be well-off in their retirement years now face a much more bleak future, they brought it on themselves.

    6. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Resurrect him, I don't care how, then punish him most painfully, then re-kill him, as far as I'm concerned.

      WTF is wrong with you? Has it escaped your attention that even the person you are vilifying didn't torture or kill anybody?

      There is something seriously wrong with you in the head if you genuinely want to torture and kill somebody and I strongly suggest that you talk to a psychiatrist.

    7. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Oh, and let's parade photos of his dead body through the streets just like we did with that dead terrorist a few months ago.

      Prove he's dead.


      Now that is a great idea. Let's show some consistency here...

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    8. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Re-kill him"...

      The first, and only, time I've heard something as stupid as that obviously had to be on an American web forum.

    9. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Care to tell us all exactly what he did to deserve punishment?"
      What f*cking planet are you from exactly?? If you don't know what was wrong with Mr. Lay's actions, I suggest you never venture into any field involving "business ethics"...

      --
      "But this one goes to 11!"
    10. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Bullshit (that anyone brought it on themselves). This guy (and his helpers) lied, and as a result people lost their retirement. It was a direct result of the fraud that the people lost out.

      Should we now assume every business is lying? Then the logical conclusion is to stuff your money into a bank and not invest it at all.

    11. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by fm6 · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Jeez. OK, the guy was pure evil. Because of him, hundreds of Enron employees lost their retirement funds, and thousands of investors got screwed. Not to mention his role in the great energy "deregulation" scam. I'm just sorry he didn't live long enough to do time.

      But there are people who are even more evil, believe it or not. Even a garden-variety pedophile is worse.

    12. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by (negative+video) · · Score: 1
      Yeah, i'm sure his death makes the wiping of your retirement savings easier to deal with...
      A person who puts all their money into one security isn't investing or saving, they're gambling. Unmitigated greed does not constitute a plan to provide for your old age.
    13. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Deviant+Q · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While in my gut I agree with you, philosophically I'm having a hard time justifying that. He's less evil because it was money, which is a step detached from the misery its lack causes? He's certainly not less evil by quantity; he managed to miserableify (that should be a word :-P) tons of people.

      The pedophile definitely gets a much worse gut reaction than the corporate scammer. But who causes more suffering?

      I mean, from a Mill (utilitarian) standpoint, it's clearly Lay who's worse... from Kant... I guess it depends on whether Lay was just being selfish or was actively trying to screw people over. But then, the same could be said for the pedophile. Hrm. Philosophy is fun.

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    14. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You took the words (and post) out of my mouth.

      Grandparent looked looked seriously borderline mentally ill to me, totally freaking out over a person dying.

      Comes off as much as a psycho as the subject...

    15. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "The first, and only, time I've heard something as stupid as that obviously had to be on an American web forum."
      Sounds like stupid EuroTrash drivel... (see how dumb ethnic stereotypes sound??)

      If this is the first time you have heard something stupid on Slashdot, let me be the first to say - "Welcome to Slashdot. You must be new here!"

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      "But this one goes to 11!"
    16. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by iceperson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately this is the world we seem to live in. People who were screaming about terrorists with underwear on their heads have no problem arguing that this man deserved torture and other fates worse than death.

    17. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by vought · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A person who puts all their money into one security isn't investing or saving, they're gambling.

      So, when your company handles your 401(k) and your Employee Stock Purchase Program, then urges you by incentives to put more and more of your liquid capitol into the company's sinking stock...because it's such a good deal right now... whose fault is that?

      If we're going to treat corporations as people in the eyes of the law, then we should have every right to take punitive action against the "person" who caused all the misery. Enron defrauded stockholders and customers - that means they lied about the actual worth of their stock and assets. Fuck the "should have known better" crowd.

      When companies start telling employees to stay out of the ESPP because it's a bad deal, then you can talk about "they should have known better" - but most companies push their own stock on employees like day-old bread, and employees for the most part are content to sit there and lap it up. There's no time or much interest in "individual investing" when companies make it so easy these days.

    18. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 1

      yeah, white collar crime doesn't hurt anybody. It certainly doesn't take a chunk out of one of the strongest economies in the world, cause rolling blackouts throughout the state of california, and certainly doesn't ruin the lives of thousands of employees of one of the largest american corporations when it sinks. My point, basically, is that it's certainly much better than some freak looking at kiddy porn.

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      "Question with boldness even the existence of a god." - Thomas Jefferson
    19. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by vought · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because of him, hundreds of Enron employees lost their retirement funds, and thousands of investors got screwed.

      Try tens of thousands of employees and tens of millions of investors and California/western energy customers. Enron sucked billions of dollars out of California in six weeks. Enron sucked billions out of their own employees' pockets - where did it all go, friend?

      No punishment is too egregious for Skilling, Lay, and friends. I predict that Skilling's penalties will be mighty indeed, now that Lay's not there to kick around anymore.

    20. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 1

      yeah, europeans are so naturally morally superior to us. The whole holocaust thing was really just a fluke.

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      "Question with boldness even the existence of a god." - Thomas Jefferson
    21. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Even a garden-variety pedophile is worse.
      Not really. A pediphile typically affects just a few ppl directly, and maybe 10s indirectly (a pediphile's victims tend torwards similar actions and normally have long-term issues). For example, I would guess that Michael Jackson and the numerous catholic priests currently doing pediphilia, will have affected maybe a 1-10K ppl total amongst the group.

      OTH, Lay's/Skilling's actions directly affected 10s of thousands. I would even guess that indirectly, they are responsible for causing long term issues in 100s of thousands. Of course, so did the great depression.

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    22. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Because of him, hundreds of Enron employees lost their retirement funds, and thousands of investors got screwed.

      While I'm with you on the employees, that's capitalism for you: the employees get screwed.

      On the other hand, even when Enron was flying high it was obvious from their publicly available SEC filings that they were doing some really screwy things. Anyone who invested in Enron and lost big deserves what they got.

      Of course, the stock market is fundamentally a zero sum game so for every loser there's a winner and for every winner there's a loser. In this case, the winners are people like Warren Buffet who is donating his money to charity. Essentially, Warren Buffet is taking the retirement savings lost by a bunch of rich Texas Republicans and donating it to charity.

      Occasionally, the selfish people (Republicans) are also stupid which leads to some rather satisfying, if subtle, justice.

    23. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Easy answer...it is STILL your fault.

      You are always responsible for your actions unless you are being coerced (We will kill your dog unless you invest in our 401k plan).

      Anyone who has over 10% of their retirement portfolio in one investment is an idiot.

      If you are going to put it all one one roll of the dice, then stop yer bitchin when you lose.

      I put 10% of my salary into company stock. I *sell* it at an immediate 10 to 20% profit every six months. This raises my pay an average of 1% per year after taxes.

      Yes, Ken Lay and the rest were corrupt bastards. But Enron employees were also culpable and some of their "lost" stock money was ripped from the pockets of poor californians while Enron employees openly mocked those californians.

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    24. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Yes, but unlike Enron, the Great Depression was from the actions of the majority of people in the Western world.

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    25. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by vought · · Score: 1

      For example, I would guess that Michael Jackson and the numerous catholic priests currently doing pediphilia, will have affected maybe a 1-10K ppl total amongst the group.

      One to ten thousand people? You're fucking kidding, I hope. Either that, or you're terrible at math.

      Sexual abuse and molestation affects everyone in the victim's life, throughout that person's life. I suggest that you think about it for a minute.

      If an abuser can screw up someone's life to the point where they can't work after 30 years of wondering why they can't be intimate, wondering why they can't make friends, or that they're subject to sudden, massive depression, or why they feel compelled to wallow in drugs and alcohol...well, that abuser is abusing not only the victim, but every single person, from co-workers to husbands, to family and friends.

      Try a few MILLION people affected by sexual abuse and predators in this country. Now, count all of their friends, families, and everyone they deal with each day. That's who is affected by sexual abuse and predators. Until and unless you know someone like this or discover your own conveniently hidden memories, it's probably a tiny blip on your radar - but it does affect someone you know.

      OTH, Lay's/Skilling's actions directly affected 10s of thousands. I would even guess that indirectly, they are responsible for causing long term issues in 100s of thousands.

      Way off, again. Maybe you heard about our little power problems in California? The ones that bankrupted not just the largest power supplier on the west coast, but nearly took the seventh largest economy in the world with it? Yeah - all Fastow, Skillling, and Lay. I think you're off by at least an order of magnitude when you toss out "thousands" affected - even before Enron declared bankruptcy, their "Free market gone wild" approach had already put California further into a recession.

      Just like an abuser, Lay's singleminded pursuit of what he wanted affected every single person in California, and every member of every family with no more savings.

    26. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Yekrats · · Score: 5, Informative
      Where did it all go, friend?

      Well, I know you will be shocked (SHOCKED!) to find out that a good chunk of dough (to the tune of several hundred-thousand dollars) went to Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney.
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    27. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately this is the world we seem to live in. People who were screaming about terrorists with underwear on their heads have no problem arguing that this man deserved torture and other fates worse than death.

      Well, what the hell is wrong with that? Do you realize what this fucker did? I have no problem defending the idea that he deserved torture and a slow painful death.

      Now thats out of the way, I will say that I oppose the death penalty and torture because it does not make good policy sense. I simply do not trust the government (or any other entity) to properly dispense such punishments fairly and equitably. And it simply baffles me how all debate surrounding the death penalty seems to revolve around the principles rather than the practicalities; people today seem unable to separate the two. But I will proclaim that in principle, Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling deserve to be hanged, drawn, and quartered in the most painful and gruesome way possible.

    28. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by killjoe · · Score: 1

      You don't get it. One pedophile is evil, his victims number in the single digits. Kenney lay is evil, his victims number in the tens of thousands.

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      evil is as evil does
    29. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by jdray · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's a lesson learned. The stock devaluation was hard to swallow, but, as you say, made by greed. What about the part where we were locked out of our 401K accounts when the stock was worth $22 a share and plummeting? We could have recovered some, or at least stopped the bleeding. By the time we were allowed back into our accounts to redistribute the money, there wasn't any left.

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    30. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by XMyth · · Score: 1

      So....you're saying that you are a borderline idiot?

      (Just kidding, I know, don't explain how 10% of your portfolio isn't actually in company stock)

    31. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yes. Invest on the presumption that somewhere along the way, fraud is going to hit you. Whether it's because you own a Worldcom/Enron/Adelphia-type stock directly, or one of your mutual funds has invested in one or more of them, at some point you will be affected. That's why some of your money should be in an FDIC-insured bank, some in bonds, some in mutual funds, and perhaps some in money market and direct investment accounts. If you really believe in a company, then go ahead and put some money into it, but don't bet the whole farm on it.

    32. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 1
      Resurrect him, I don't care how, then punish him most painfully, then re-kill him, as far as I'm concerned.
      I agree - freeze his head and when it becomes technologically possible, bring him back to life and stick the fucker in jail for the rest of his newborn existence. When he dies a second time, bring him back again. Repeat endlessly.
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    33. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by nomadic · · Score: 1

      You are always responsible for your actions unless you are being coerced (We will kill your dog unless you invest in our 401k plan).

      That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. By extrapolation you're saying if your bank, or your stockbroker, decides to just keep all your money and starts to send you phony bank or brokerage statements it's all your fault because you're not being "coerced"?

    34. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      The rolling blackouts in California were caused by the NIMBY attitude and refusal to build generating capacity. That Enron came along and decided to engage in some lucrative parallel stupidity is irrelevant.

      People who try to tie Enron, Rolling Blackouts, and Deregulation are opportunists.

    35. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In this case, the winners are people like Warren Buffet who is donating his money to charity.
      Wouldn't that make the charities the winners? Or maybe the beneficiaries of the charities charitable works? Which, perhaps, might just be assisting people who lost their entire life savings when Enron collapsed? heh...
    36. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      We are not talking about being robbed. We are talking about for example putting every dime of your money in one bank and then being upset when they default on you.

      You are not responsible for their criminal action, but you are responsible for your action of putting yourself in the position that they could take you for everything.

      So the closest to your example would be putting all of your money into a ponzi scheme.

      The only justification is that you don't have much to lose in the first place.

      Anyone with 25grand or more should have it split into at least 5 places. And preferably diversified between different types of investments.

      Until 25 grand, you are really stuck with 2 or 3 mutual funds and I can understand if you get screwed.

      However, some of these people we are talking about had hundreds of thousands of dollars invested in Enron stock and it was close to 100% of their retirement. Unless they made all of it in the last year, they should have been balancing their portfolio at the end of each year.

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      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    37. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by SonicSpike · · Score: 0, Troll

      I don't know what that has to do with anything.

      The majority of his corruption and criminal acts took place under the Clinton admin. So if anyone is "to blame" for letting this continue it's Clinton. And it could also be spun such that the Bush admin actually pursued him thus are the 'heroes' for taking down a 'villain".

      Personally, I leave politics out of it and try not to attribute things like this to politicians I either support or oppose, it helps keep me from making an ignorant ass of myself like you just did.

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      Libertas in infinitum
    38. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Lay stole people's money. That's bad, especially when its the savings of ordinary working people who had worked and sacrificed to make a better future for themselves. But these folks will survive — they'll just be less prosperous.

      My condemnation of pedophiles has nothing to do with "gut feeling". If I went by that rule, I'd condemn many activities between consenting adults that I find personally repulsive but morally inoffensive. I just happen to believe that hurting a child is worse than hurting an adult. You're not just doing a person harm, you're stealing that person's whole life.

    39. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by fm6 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Go fuck yourself and your straw man too. I never said Lay's crimes didn't have any victims. I didn't even say he wasn't evil. I just said that there are people more evil than him.

    40. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Right, Lay was evil. We're all agreed. But get a fucking grip. Save some of your outrage for people who are really evil. Ripping off the savings of people, no matter how many, is not the worst crime in the world. There are people out there who kill and maim for no good reason, or even just for the fun of it. That doesn't excuse people who just steal, but you're an asshole if you don't develop a sense of proportion about their crimes.

    41. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by fm6 · · Score: 1

      The only measure of a crime is how many people are affected? Yeah, right. So if I steal the life savings of 1,000 people, I'm worse than somebody who, say, tortures 10 children to death. Yeah, that's logical.

    42. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by ap7 · · Score: 1

      So some of you lost money in Enron stock? Why is him being humiliated over the course of 5 years and being dead after that a poor punishment? There are other LIVING thieves who are stealing money and destroying lives of other people. Go after them. Stop digging graves.

    43. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is a casino responsible for your gambling habit?

      Is a restaurant responsible for your over-eating habit?

      Is a gun manufacturer responsible for your habit of shooting people?

      Is a stock broker responsible for your day-trading habit?

      Is a drug dealer responsible for your coke habit?

      If your friends tell you it's a lot of fun to jump off of cliffs, would you do it?

      (BTW, it's really fun to jump off cliffs.)

    44. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Mille+Mots · · Score: 1
      So, when your company handles your 401(k) and your Employee Stock Purchase Program, then urges you by incentives to put more and more of your liquid capitol into the company's sinking stock...because it's such a good deal right now... whose fault is that?

      I'd say the fault is yours. AFAIK, employees in the US are not forced to participate in company retirement plans, 401(k) schemes, ESPP pyramids, annuity games, etc. If you are a responsible investor (and you are a responsible investor, right?) you perform a risk analysis for any given investment vehicle, right? Why should the payroll deduction portion of your investment portfolio be treated any differently?

      Many years ago I worked for a closely held corporation. The founder's son had taken over as Chairman/President/CEO and it was well known (wink, wink, nod, nod, say no more) that he had a gambling problem, a womanizing problem and a cocaine problem. The company increased the matching percentage for participation in the corporate retirement plan, which I found curious. Being on good terms with the CFO, I inquired as to the motivation for this move. I was told that it was approved by the Board in order to motivate greater participation amongst the employees. Several weeks later it was made known to me (and a few others) that said founder's son had cashed out his own investment in the corporate plan. No details were provided on why he might do so. After a day of quiet contemplation, I also cashed out and rolled my investment over to another, private account. I lost most of my matched dollars, though. About two months later, the retirement plan was frozen. When the company went bankrupt (very soon after that), one of the issues was the 'underfunded' retirement plan. I had warned several people (incluidng my brother-in-law) to get out as well, but they thought I was crazy (a la Chicken Little). I think once the courts finished up, they got back something like a nickel for every dollar they had 'invested.'

      ...most companies push their own stock on employees like day-old bread, and employees for the most part are content to sit there and lap it up. There's no time or much interest in "individual investing" when companies make it so easy these days.

      It is not the fault of the companies that employees don't have interest in protecting their investments. I believe the phrase is 'caveat emptor.' It applies to investments as well as used cars. If you aren't going to look after your own best interest, why should the courts, the government or anyone else?

    45. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Yekrats · · Score: 1
      I don't know what that has to do with anything. The majority of his corruption and criminal acts took place under the Clinton admin. So if anyone is "to blame" for letting this continue it's Clinton. And it could also be spun such that the Bush admin actually pursued him thus are the 'heroes' for taking down a 'villain".

      First off, I'm not a fan of Clinton, and I never voted for the man. Some of the crap he signed into law was unforgivable. You implying that I'm a blueblood cardcarrying Lib-rul is off-base. I'm a registered Independent, and vote fairly purple-ly, in a very red state.

      Despite my opinion of Clinton, I don't see how it could be his fault that a bunch of PRIVATE CORRUPT BUSINESSMEN who LOOTED PEOPLE'S LIFE-SAVINGS and funneled a good chunk of that change into the REPUBLICAN PARTY would be his fault. How do you think Clinton should have known about it, and how do you think he should have tried to stop it?

      Are the Democrats exempt from corruption? Hell no. But I think when the current president and veep use the Enron private jet, and suck several hundred million dollars out of Ken Lay & company, that's notable. When such bribes (let's be real - it was quid pro quo) affects the policy of the country (which it undoubtably did, being part of Cheney's super-secret Energy Task Force) that's notable.

      Personally, I leave politics out of it and try not to attribute things like this to politicians I either support or oppose, it helps keep me from making an ignorant ass of myself like you just did.

      Um, right. Sure you do.
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      Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
    46. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

      Actually I do, and I was just making a point.

      If anyone is to blame, then I guess we could say both political parties are. Since you are an independent than you probably see what an oligopolical stranglehold the Demirubs and the Republicrats have on the American political system.

      Apparently you are wiser than your original post led me to believe.

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    47. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 1
      I never even implied that you said lay didn't have victims; just that his crimes were clearly worse than a "garden variety pedophile". Here's what you said about Ken Lay's crimes, in case you forgot already:

      Even a garden-variety pedophile is worse


      So, since you couldn't grasp my sarcasm, I'll spell it out literally for you: Ken Lay is about a thousand times worse than a pedophile. Is that direct enough for you, or does is still seem like a "straw man" argument? Sorry, you're probably still confused. Let me completely sink to your level: You're a fucking idiot.
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      "Question with boldness even the existence of a god." - Thomas Jefferson
    48. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by fm6 · · Score: 1
      Ken Lay is about a thousand times worse than a pedophile.
      Why? Because he ripped off thousands of people? The severity of the crime is a factor. Tell me, would you rather be raped, or have all your money stolen?
    49. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by Yekrats · · Score: 1
      Since you are an independent than you probably see what an oligopolical stranglehold the Demirubs and the Republicrats have on the American political system.


      On that point I totally agree.
      --
      Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
    50. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 1

      pedophile

      n : an adult who is sexually attracted to children

      rapist

      n : someone who forces another to have sexual intercourse

      --
      "Question with boldness even the existence of a god." - Thomas Jefferson
    51. Re:Ding dong, the witch is dead by fm6 · · Score: 1

      (Jeez.) OK then, would you rather have your savings stolen, or your children molested?

  10. A Family Coup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this remove the Lay family fortune (if any) from any criminal penalties?

    1. Re:A Family Coup by PaulMorel · · Score: 1
      Short answer: probably.

      Since sentencing hadn't yet occurred (scheduled for Oct 23rd), he and his family were still quite rich (note in TFA that he was on vacation in Aspen). Now, all of his wealth has just transferred to his family, who, obviously, isn't liable for crimes that he committed.

      How fucking convenient.

      I see a lengthy trial to try and get some of that money back to the people who rightfully deserve it, but I don't see it ending in anything positive.

      --
      burrocrisy
      and that would be what? Ruling by jackasses? Never has a slashdot misspelling been more apropos
  11. they're right! by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, now everybody here who keeps saying "Ken Lay did blah blah blah and never faced any jail time" is actually right.

    I hope BSD isn't really dying...

    1. Re:they're right! by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly right. Personally, I'm against the death penalty. Rotting in jail for the rest of someone's life, with the only prospect of dying there is worse (or it should be worse).

      --
      The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
    2. Re:they're right! by Schnee · · Score: 1

      Apparently, he /didn't/ do anything, at least in the eyes of the law. Since he died before his appeals were exhausted, his conviction has been / will be abated.

    3. Re:they're right! by pVoid · · Score: 2, Informative
      Not only that, he probably still had his rolse royce and 3 mansions and airplane, and now that he's dead, his family's inherited it all, and there's nobody left to sue.

      I'm already jaded as it is, bu tthis is like a cherry on top of the whipped cream.

  12. In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Construction has begun at the Hope Memorial Cemetery to install new drainage tiles in anticipation of the 4,000+ people expected to arrive within the next week to piss on Mr. Lay's grave.

    1. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huzzah and w00t to that!

    2. Re:In related news... by sgt_doom · · Score: 2, Funny
      I wish people wouldn't feel sorry for the guy - he died in the typical manner the superwealthy die today --- living the good life in Aspen, in bed with two high-priced hookers and a ton of Viagra....

      [The State Dept. should send Rush Limpbaugh to Pyongyang, North Korea, with a shipment of Viagra to help the Premier get his missile to rise....or am I thinking of Bill O'Reilly????]

    3. Re:In related news... by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      It's a shame he died this way. He didn't deserve to die so quickly and easily. He deserved to die a slow death as a lonely prison bitch who's wife had long since abandoned him to become someone else's trophy.

      I guess when you're rich, you don't have to go to prison after you're sentenced. And you get great health care too. The kind of health care that all the broke pensioners he screwed over will never have access to when THEY have heart attacks.

      -Eric

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    4. Re:In related news... by smchris · · Score: 1


      Ideally, should be a cremation as a taste of things to come.

  13. I just heard some sad news by caluml · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Ethical paragon Kenneth Lay was found dead in his Colorado home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to business culture. Truly an American icon.

    1. Re:I just heard some sad news by Scaba · · Score: 3, Funny

      At least we know he's in heaven now, with all of the other rich white guys.

    2. Re:I just heard some sad news by insideyourhalo · · Score: 0

      Way to be original. http://interviews.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=190 352&cid=15661147 Same quip, posted hours ago by an AC.

    3. Re:I just heard some sad news by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Truly an American icon.

      Sad, but true.

      --
      What?
    4. Re:I just heard some sad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sad... if your the devil or satan. He is no better than Osama Bin Laden, Adolf Hilter, Pol Pot, Mao Tse Tung, and other murders of the world. The world needs less of these characters unless you like to f*%ked by these people.

    5. Re:I just heard some sad news by vistic · · Score: 1

      Fox News does talk radio?

    6. Re:I just heard some sad news by Minwee · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Truly an American icon."

      I think there's an extra 'I' somewhere in that statement.

    7. Re:I just heard some sad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he spelled 'American' correctly....

    8. Re:I just heard some sad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Truy?

      (in many fonts lowercase L and uppercase i look the same)

  14. I bet God can't take just one! by SimHacker · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Dear God, for the sake of humanity, please take the rest of those corrupt Republican potato chips!

    -Don

    --
    Take a look and feel free: http://www.PieMenu.com
    1. Re:I bet God can't take just one! by lbrandy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Dear God, for the sake of humanity, please take the rest of those corrupt Republican potato chips!

      PS. God, no need to worry about the Democratic corrupt. We recognize that red-state/blue-state is really the fight between good and evil, and, as such, in times of people losing their entire life's savings and others dying young, the most important thing is whether or not another state switches to my color. GO TEAM GO

      /sarcasm

    2. Re:I bet God can't take just one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All that would leave is a bunch of corrupt Democrats.

      Don't tell me they're not either. Both sides of the fence deserve the plague.

      I don't know why the bastards aren't all limited to a 2-term run of office too. And WTF is up with their widows drawing their salary for the rest of their lives?

      Not to mention that the lot of them vote themselves payraises every year and haven't raised the minumum wage in 5.

    3. Re:I bet God can't take just one! by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 1

      Gray and gray is just as much of an oversimplification as a black and white argument is.

      For the record, the Dems are trying to block the payraise this year and have been trying to raise them inimum wage since the republicans took control of office, though the pay raise issue is likely an election year ploy, though not nearly as cynical as any of the republicans election-year bullshit.

      1) It's true that red vs blue or whatever shouldn't be made into a black and white issue

      2) It's also very true that there isn't exactly a balance of corruption on both sides. Actually, that's complete bullshit. The amount of corruption and idiocy in this current administration is completely astounding. , and yes the dems, while politicians with all the requisite slimyness, can certainly do better.

      Hell, every republican administration in the last century has done better. People like to slam Nixon, but at least he stopped the war from expanding. Could you imagine Bush in his position? Could you imagine bush in JFK's position during the cuban missle crisis? We'd be fucking ashes! People need to face the fact that we're seeing some pretty serious bullshit from our government right now, and that partisan politics doesn't come in to the equation either in terms of black and white or gray and gray.

      --
      "Question with boldness even the existence of a god." - Thomas Jefferson
    4. Re:I bet God can't take just one! by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 1

      Why is it that every time I see someone slam the democrats, the response is usually countering the content of the slam, but when someone slams the republicans, the response is an acusation of blind partisanship, independant of the content of the slam? I don't directly support either side, but I know a lot more blindly partisan conservatives and self-questioning liberals than the complement of such people.

      The republicans have pretty much all the power in government right now. If people are upset with the way the government is working, they can rightfully single out the republicans for attack. It's not neccesarily an implication that democrats are perfect and corruption free.

      --
      "Question with boldness even the existence of a god." - Thomas Jefferson
    5. Re:I bet God can't take just one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please take the rest of those corrupt Republican potato chips!
       
      Yeah, like Hillary Clinton! Oh, sorry, I thought corruption was a republican only problem... well....

    6. Re:I bet God can't take just one! by msuzio · · Score: 1

      Well, no, but just by sheer numbers (at least in America), I think the white male Republicans are in the lead. So, I'm OK with God starting there before he takes all the other scuzz-buckets too. They can all die incredibly painful deaths for all I care. By my belief system it's a boon for them -- this gives them a chance to start over as, say, an earthworm all that sooner and maybe only have a few thousand more lifetimes of life in this world :-).

      (and yes, I do tend to vote Democrat more often than Republican, but I really would love a decent third party and I tend to vote out incumbents when it comes down a choice between equally evil candidates, which is happening more and more often)

    7. Re:I bet God can't take just one! by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 1

      please enlighten me as to the depth of Hillary Clinton's corruption such that it meets the level of Kenneth Lay? Or really any notably corrupt politician?

      Dude, if you want to have a point, you could have used someone like James Traficant, or that other democrat who hid all that money in his fridge. Really, if you're looking for an example of one corrupt politician within any circle of politicians, you should have to reach like this.

      Though, honestly, you have to admit lay and a lot of other republicans right now are really taking the cake.

      --
      "Question with boldness even the existence of a god." - Thomas Jefferson
    8. Re:I bet God can't take just one! by lbrandy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why is it that every time I see someone slam the democrats, the response is usually countering the content of the slam, but when someone slams the republicans, the response is an acusation of blind partisanship, independant of the content of the slam?

      (tongue-in-cheek) Maybe it's because Democrats are more apt to use sweeping self-righteous generalizations that need to be pointed out for their hypocrisy? I've just done it twice in two posts. Go me. (harhar).

      I'm no Republican. I consider myself squarely libertarian.. and every time I see a $color-stater jump and try to pin issues on $othercolor-staters, when they are all roughly equally guilty, a little piece of me dies. I would do the same for a Republican who blames child-molesting on Democrats. Bad people are bad people, and they need to be rooted out. Pinning it on the "color" your team is playing against because you can't see the forest for the trees is the reason this shit is the way it is. That goes for "corruption", "child-molesting" or "accusations of blind partisainship"

    9. Re:I bet God can't take just one! by JordanL · · Score: 1
      Well, no, but just by sheer numbers (at least in America), I think the white male Republicans are in the lead.

      Numbers.... of what? Only, what, 46-47% of the country is even white, let alone "White Christian Male".

      I really would love a decent third party

      *cough cough*Libertarians*cough cough*
    10. Re:I bet God can't take just one! by msuzio · · Score: 1

      Numbers of people who do evil things... duh! :-) This is based purely on my gut instinct, since I don't really need statistics for opinions I only expect me to subscribe to. If I were trying to be persuasive, I'd wave some numbers in your face that attempted to justify my irrational hatred of white male Republicans. But I'm not trying to be persuasive, this is just a rant. If it helps you to hate me more, I'm one of those self-hating white males (aren't we the worst kind?).

      Libertarians are OK, but they just don't grab me. I'll vote for particular candidates, but I'm not enough of a "joiner" to buy into all of their ideas. I'm not a big Ayn Rand fan anyway :-).

    11. Re:I bet God can't take just one! by autophile · · Score: 1
      With apologies to Sarah McLachlan.


      Dear Ken,
      Hope you got the letter and,
      I pray you can make it better there than you did here...
      I don't mean a big reduction in the supply of nuclear...
      But all the people you employed in your business,
      See them starving on their feet,
      Cause they don't get enough to eat,
      Thanks to Ken
      I can't believe you.

      Dear Ken,
      Sorry to disturb you but,
      I felt that you should go to P M I T A,
      We all need a big urinal on your grave,
      So that the people you employed in your business,
      Can piss on your dead feet,
      They need a place to excrete,
      On Ken...
      I can't believe you.

      --Rob

      --
      Towards the Singularity.
    12. Re:I bet God can't take just one! by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 1

      So you'd argue that there's actually no difference right now between republicans and democrats? That's a bold statement. I've often argued with people who see this as an "us-vs-them" sort of issue and turn a blind eye to the problems within their own group, and I'm equally disgusted with blind partisanship, but you must also admit that the absurdity of black & white arguments doesn't mean that everything is a perfect balance of gray. In fact, I'd say that's even more absurd than a black and white argument.

      Believe me, I loved bitching about the democrats while Billy Boy was president. Now I sorely miss those days, because these guys really take the cake...

      --
      "Question with boldness even the existence of a god." - Thomas Jefferson
    13. Re:I bet God can't take just one! by msuzio · · Score: 1

      Nitpick: She just covered the song. Thank Andy Partridge of XTC for that one (and he did a lot better job singing it with gut-wrenching conviction too!).

    14. Re:I bet God can't take just one! by JordanL · · Score: 1

      Toche.

  15. Two comments by Scareduck · · Score: 0, Troll

    As others have said, it is possible he's not dead, and that this is simply a ruse to prevent prosecution.

    I'll also believe the cause of Lay's death after we hear it from a coroner or a physician rather than his attorney or his priest.

    --

    Dog is my co-pilot.

    1. Re:Two comments by broco03 · · Score: 1

      A coroner and a physician can be paid off.
      Make it every single coroner and physician in the country, and then I'll believe it.

    2. Re:Two comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course he isn't dead. He is now in a dream state in the sunken city of R'lyeh. He will return when the stars are right.

    3. Re:Two comments by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Yep, Jim Morrison, Elvis, and Ken Lay are all drinking Pina Coladas on a tropical island right now...
      But in all seriousness, Lay is the one who could have really pulled it off... I don't buy it until -
      A) The body is on public display
      B) DNA and dental records are verified by multiple third party sources
      C) The doctor who signed the death certificate has his background gone over with a fine toothed comb

      --
      "But this one goes to 11!"
  16. Timing is Weird by neonprimetime · · Score: 1

    Enron filed for bankruptcy in December 2001 after investigators found it had used partnerships to conceal more than $1 billion in debt and inflate profits

    I honestly woulda thought he woulda died of a heart attack back in 2001 when they filed for bankruptcy ... not 5 years later.

  17. Looks like instead of prison time.... by gmb61 · · Score: 3, Funny

    God opted for the death penalty.

    1. Re:Looks like instead of prison time.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it was the Devil collecting his due.....

  18. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he grew this whole company, Enron, from nothing So what did he grow it into? Sure, it wound up at #7 on the Forbes 500, but it wound up at nothing.

    In fact, I'd go so far as to say that had Enron actually stayed a "nothing", we would have been better off. A lot of people lost their jobs, and life savings because of him.

  19. Life Insurance by Yoda2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Interesting that any life insurance he held will still go to any named beneficiaries and cannot be tapped to help settle for any judgments/judgements against him.

    1. Re:Life Insurance by timmyf2371 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Two wrongs don't make a right".

      --

      Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
    2. Re:Life Insurance by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Two wrongs don't make a right".

      ``But three lefts do.''

      --

      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

    3. Re:Life Insurance by javamann · · Score: 1

      Three lefts do

    4. Re:Life Insurance by timothyf · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that's how life insurance is supposed to work. Sorry.

    5. Re:Life Insurance by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      Not if it's a suicide, no matter how well-disguised.

      If I were his insurance company, I'd be demanding every toxicology test there is.

      -Eric

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    6. Re:Life Insurance by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1
      cannot be tapped to help settle for any judgments/judgements against him.
      Were you really that lazy that you just put both spellings of the word you were unsure about? Eye/I think eye/I will/whill do/dew that myself!
    7. Re:Life Insurance by Yoda2 · · Score: 1

      No...I wasn't sure so I checked and discovered that both spellings are correct.

    8. Re:Life Insurance by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Actually, it seems that in the context of law, "judgment" is preferred in the UK, and "judgement" is considered incorrect by style guides in America. Only in a non-legal sense has "judgement" become accepted, and then only in the UK.

      But you are correct that both are used; it is just that in a legal sense, one is more correct than the other.

    9. Re:Life Insurance by lorcha · · Score: 1

      Suicide is typically covered by life insurance, as long as the policy has been in force for more than two years.

      --
      "Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them." -- David Brent
  20. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So were Carlon Ponzi and Reed Slatkin. It's a common trait among perps in the con game.

    -jcr

    --
    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  21. Errr, no. by Otter · · Score: 1
    ...and is to thank for our having to live with Sarbanes-Oxely.

    Actually, everyone who decided that Enron and a handful of others could be extrapolated to the entire US economy are the ones to thank for our having to live with Sarbanes-Oxley.

    1. Re:Errr, no. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Actually, everyone who decided that Enron and a handful of others could be extrapolated to the entire US economy are the ones to thank for our having to live with Sarbanes-Oxley.

      Shocked! I am shocked that you would... um... say something so, well, correct, here on slashdot. Thanks.

      --
      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    2. Re:Errr, no. by Joe+Decker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, everyone who decided that Enron and a handful of others could be extrapolated to the entire US economy are the ones to thank for our having to live with Sarbanes-Oxley.

      Oh, c'mon. SOX is in places pretty badly designed, but a good fraction of "standard corporate accounting" is pretty messed up, too, it's not entirely an overreaction to "a few bad apples" like Enron and Worldcom and Liberate and Adephia and Waste Management and Sunbeam and Arthur Andersen and Duke Energy and El Paso and Merrill Lynch and Cendant and Citigroup and Computer Associates and Kmart and Lucent and Tyco and Brystol Myers and Global Crossing and so on. Spend some time looking at how companies account for derivatives and, if you can get through it, you'll start feeling like it's time to buy gold and bury it. Ask yourself how the entire accounting profession could justify saying that it cost nothing to give away stock options for decades, and notice how the politicans tried to rewrite traditionally independent accounting standards the moment the accountants started talking about expensing stock options..

      There are certainly high-quality companies out there, managed with responsiblity and integrity. I believe that if you look closely at issues of accounting responsiblity, however, you'll find them in the minority. (I think a majority of companies meet a looser standard, that they believe that they're being responsible, but are missing places where they're taking advantage of irresponsible accounting techniques., e.g., not expensing stock options.)

    3. Re:Errr, no. by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Actually, everyone who decided that Enron and a handful of others could be extrapolated to the entire US economy are the ones to thank for our having to live with Sarbanes-Oxley.

      Sarbanes-Oxley only applies to public companies, not the entire US economy. And anyone who thinks the various games Enron executives played were limited just to Enron is hopelessly naive.

      What exactly are people's problems with Sarbanes-Oxley? Auditor independence? The ban on personal loans to executives? Certification of financial reports by CFOs and CEOs?

    4. Re:Errr, no. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      What exactly are people's problems with Sarbanes-Oxley?

      The ludicrous notion that ethical business practices can be enforced by government fiat.

    5. Re:Errr, no. by paedobear · · Score: 1

      It's become increasingly obvious that Adam Smith's "invisible hand" dosen't scale well. That's kinda required for capitalism to work you know. How the fuck would YOU recommend we proceed?

    6. Re:Errr, no. by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The ludicrous notion that ethical business practices can be enforced by government fiat.

      Sure, as long as there are laws there will be law-breakers. So, your 'logic' [term used loosely in extremis] dictates that law is ineffective and, therefore, pointless? Nice try.

      Now try this: Law can't ensure compliance, (with morals, ethics, etc) but transgression, (followed by apprehension, and adjudication) can ensure loss of freedom, forfeiture of ill-gotten gains, etc, not to mention little 'kickers' like treble damages, civil suit vulnerabilities, etc.

      A few formerly-rich, Republican white guys, doing time, kissing their golden years 'goodbye' (and some caged-heat weiners, "Hello"), will give the chicken shit (greedy, usurious, larcenous, etc) opportunists... pause.

      You lackey 'mouthpieces' for the laissez-faire, special-interest corporate-welfare assholes never give up, do you? Just consider taking it up the ass in the joint )against your will, for a change) before putting your so-called libertarian bullshit into practice.

      Have a nice compliant day. :=)

    7. Re:Errr, no. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Are you serious? You spin off into 'angry-F-word-sputtering' when somebody challanges the notion that corruption can be solved by government fiat?

      Why are you so heavily invested in the idea that there has to be a strong overbearing government enforcing ethics or a totally out-of-control 'invisible hand' process?

      How would 'I' recommend 'we' proceed? I didn't know 'we' were all going one place together. Is this a happy field trip to prosperity? Fuck that. I want to go somewhere else. It doesn't even matter where.

    8. Re:Errr, no. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Have a nice compliant day. :=)

      You fucked up on your investments, and now you're *angry* huh? Don't worry. Nanny government will protect you.

      Tool.

    9. Re:Errr, no. by paedobear · · Score: 1

      Capitalism RELIES on Ethics. Adam Smith thought that the Invisible Hand would provide those ethics. It's pretty obvious that the Invisible Hand stops working when you are dealing with large geographically diverse companies. If you don't rely on government to provide a visible hand, how do you think we can prevent capitalism from collapsing into fascism and corporatism?

    10. Re:Errr, no. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Nice sleight-of-hand switch from 'RELIES on Ethics' to 'rely on government' in that comment.

      There are no 'quick' answers that can be fully addressed in a comment box on a web forum. But this includes 'government fiat' as one of those optional 'quick answers.'

      It's a little shocking that people like you think that government encroachment into the business process is somehow a form of protection against fascism. I mean, your approach essentially DEFINES fascism.

      No, I don't mean 'fascism' as it's bandied around in the discussions a lot of shallow thinkers engage in.

  22. Damn Right! by fm6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sure, nobody just keels over and dies from a heart attack. That never happens. And anybody who talks about "stress factors" like being pilloried in front of millions of people or facing spending the rest of his life in prison, is just spreading misinformation. And if you mention the fact that he was in his 60s, you've just got your head up your ass.

    1. Re:Damn Right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whare's hes carcass, me havn't ad lunch yet!

    2. Re:Damn Right! by warith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the death WAS faked (I don't really believe that, but I recognize it as at least a possibility for any rich fucker about to land hard time), obviously something believable would've been chosen as a cover. The more believable and fitting the better.

      You make it sound like a believable death PROVES there's nothing more to it.

      If Ken Lay was killed by, oh, say a falling circus elephant accidentally dropped out of a plane, would that make you more or less likely to believe the death was faked?

    3. Re:Damn Right! by adrianmonk · · Score: 1
      And anybody who talks about "stress factors" like being pilloried in front of millions of people or facing spending the rest of his life in prison, is just spreading misinformation.

      Wow, it's not often that one gets the opportunity to work a vocabulary word like "pilloried" into a sentence. I've been waiting for a natural opportunity to use that word for years and haven't gotten one. I guess all I can really say is, Kenneth Lay may have found a way to avoid going to prison, but it was definitely a Pyrrhic victory.

    4. Re:Damn Right! by starakurva · · Score: 1

      Homeslice said:

      "If Ken Lay was killed by, oh, say a falling circus elephant accidentally dropped out of a plane, would that make you more or less likely to believe the death was faked?"

      Now THAT'S what I'd call *justice*

      --
      All you need is lurv.
    5. Re:Damn Right! by fm6 · · Score: 1
      You make it sound like a believable death PROVES there's nothing more to it.
      Only if you interpet what I was saying as an attempt to "prove" something one way or the other. Not every argument is about proof. Mine was just about poking a hole in a fallacious assertion.

      You hear hoofbeats, you think horses, not zebras — assuming you live in Texas and not Kenya. The fact that you're not in Kenya doesn't prove that there aren't any zebras outside — it just sets a higher level of evidence. When somebody says, "I knew there were Zebras in Texas!" it's reasonable to demand that they show you some stripes.

    6. Re:Damn Right! by fm6 · · Score: 1
      Wow, it's not often that one gets the opportunity to work a vocabulary word like "pilloried" into a sentence.
      If you work for CNN or Fox, you're required to use the word at least once a week.
    7. Re:Damn Right! by evil_tandem · · Score: 1
      pilloried

      Such a fine word.

  23. Hoax by Digitus1337 · · Score: 1

    If he faked his death, what kind of new charges would he be looking at? Fraud and conspiracy? Already pretty full on those...

  24. Doubt it's faked... by Churla · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I doubt it's faked.
    I doubt it was the government, because they want to see him punished as a way of showing that they're "tackling" the problem.
    I doubt it was cholesterol either... as he would have been on any medication around to stop that.

    My bet is that facing a very probable "rest of your life in real actual PMITA prison" (A 20 year sentence would ahve effectively been life for a man of his age) the stress got him.

    At least he saved us the tax dollars it would have cost to shelter and feed him.

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    1. Re:Doubt it's faked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      normal people don't get locked up in a PMITA prison, they go special minimum security WCR prisons

    2. Re:Doubt it's faked... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Funny

      "At least he saved us the tax dollars it would have cost to shelter and feed him."

      They should engrave that on his headstone - "His last act was to actually save the country some money."

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    3. Re:Doubt it's faked... by vought · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I doubt it was the government, because they want to see him punished as a way of showing that they're "tackling" the problem.


      I doubt there's any conspiracy at all. But I take issue with this - I'll bet brother Bush, one of Lay's "oldest and best friends" was on the horn to Snowmass this morning mouthing his condolences to poor, pitiful Mrs. Lay, who will now get to sit on all of Kenny's money - since he hadn't been sentenced, his assets could be freed from government liens, and she'll get to keep the nice houses and money until she leaves it all to their snotty brat kids.

    4. Re:Doubt it's faked... by MasterC · · Score: 2, Funny

      A 20 year sentence would ahve effectively been life for a man of his age...

      A negative 2 month, 6 day sentence was effectively a life sentence for him.

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    5. Re:Doubt it's faked... by Bastian · · Score: 4, Informative

      I doubt it was cholesterol either... as he would have been on any medication around to stop that.

      It seems to me that you're suggesting that people who are on cholesterol medication never die of coronary heart disease. Really, they only lower the mortality rate by about 10%, making them less effective than a good cholesterol reduction diet. Of course, neither is a magic bullet - he could have been on Lipitor and eating Ornish and he'd still be under a high risk of dying from heart disease if he already had off-the-wall cholesterol levels.

    6. Re:Doubt it's faked... by garcia · · Score: 1

      At least he saved us the tax dollars it would have cost to shelter and feed him.

      While him being dead is yet another chalk mark for Karma (lucky for me mine's "Excellent"), it would be great to see him get anally raped daily by his prison pals like he buttfucked everyone else.

    7. Re:Doubt it's faked... by iabervon · · Score: 1

      He's definitely from the generation that exhibited stress as heart attacks, so that's completely plausible. But I'm not too convinced that it couldn't be a fake. It's not like the government has lost their chance to look tough, and we've heard evidence that Lay expected at the beginning for Bush to bail him out. Considering everything the Bush administration has done, I think this being a fake is not something that couldn't happen, but rather something that probably didn't happen.

    8. Re:Doubt it's faked... by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      I recall seeing a commercial for some cholesteral reducing
      medication, and the fine print said something to the effect
      that "this medication has not been shown to reduce heart
      disease". Glad that was there, it made me wonder why
      they are allowed to market such, if the symptom and not the
      problem is the only thing treated....

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    9. Re:Doubt it's faked... by metamatic · · Score: 1
      I doubt it was the government, because they want to see him punished as a way of showing that they're "tackling" the problem.

      Not as much as they want to keep the current administration's close links to ENRON and the scandal out of the newspapers.

      Maybe Ken was disappointed that his $1.1m to the Bush campaign hadn't worked as a Get Out Of Jail Free card. Maybe he was planning on writing some tell-all memoirs.

      Hmm, I wonder which high ranking official has a dad who was in the CIA and doubtless knows a bunch of Stan Smith types?

      I'm not trying to argue a conspiracy theory here, just pointing out that there's plenty of circumstantial evidence to construct one with. It'll be interesting to see the toxicology reports; I'm already wondering if Ken Lay had a history of heart trouble or not.

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    10. Re:Doubt it's faked... by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      He's definitely from the generation that exhibited stress as heart attacks, ...
      And so will you be, in 20 years time...
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    11. Re:Doubt it's faked... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      There is no evidence that Bill Clinton's dad worked for the CIA. Furthermore he died decades ago.

    12. Re:Doubt it's faked... by Bastian · · Score: 1

      Part of it may have been that showing that a medication can reduce heart disease takes a whole lot longer than showing that a medication can reduce cholesterol levels. The extra time it takes would mean that it takes longer to get the drug to market.

    13. Re:Doubt it's faked... by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      Yes, and that is fine, but why would anyone that
      can use their head take this drug until it *can*
      be shown to have a positive effect on the problem,
      and not just on the symptom?

      Bringing down cholesteral in and of itself is not
      all that usefull, IMHO, unless that is the
      precursor to reducing heart disease.

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    14. Re:Doubt it's faked... by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Stress kills.

      One of the corrupt San Diego city councilmen was facing a lot of jail time. Charles Lewis. Keeled over just like Lay. He was only 40 or so.

      Or it could be all a conspiracy to kill people instead of sending them to jail. /waves hands vaguely

    15. Re:Doubt it's faked... by metamatic · · Score: 1

      It's 2006, not 1999. Do try to keep up.

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    16. Re:Doubt it's faked... by iabervon · · Score: 1

      No, there's actually this effect where each generation (approximately) exhibits a different learned response to stress, based on what is the current expectation. It starts with enough people having the symptom due to physiological reasons that it becomes noticed, and then a lot more people, often with less reason to have the problem, start to show it in response to stress. For the Victorians, it was fainting spells, for Lay's generation it was heart attacks, and I'm in the generation that gets RSI. In general, if you're under stress too much, your body screws itself up, but the particular way it chooses to screw itself up is very dependant on your expectations.

    17. Re:Doubt it's faked... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      That's right. The Republicans are in power now, so the 'fashionable opposition' needs to be the Democrats. It won't do to point out that they're all crooked politicians and the whole political game is a slime fest. . .

    18. Re:Doubt it's faked... by metamatic · · Score: 1

      It's nothing to do with fashion. It's to do with the fact that Ken Lay was a close personal friend of George W. Bush, that Ken Lay was on the Bush administration energy task force whose meeting minutes are being kept secret, that back as far as 1988 George W. Bush was phoning the government of Argentina and using his family connections to try and get Enron juicy government contracts, and so on.

      See also http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/enron.asp

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  25. Biggest Corporate Criminal? by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Really, Lay wasn't the architect, he just covered it up until he could figure out how to get away from the mess without it sinking him. If you want to know more about who really created the fiasco, watch Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room and see. Also see how the present administration was complicit in the California Energy Crisis.

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    1. Re:Biggest Corporate Criminal? by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Informative

      Also see how the present administration was complicit in the California Energy Crisis.

      Explain please. Sounds like your spreading FUD. Wiki covers this issue fairly well here.

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    2. Re:Biggest Corporate Criminal? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Also see how the present administration was complicit in the California Energy Crisis.

      Yes, pray tell how the current administration, which was voted in in November 2000 and sworn in in January 2001, had anything at all to do with an event which started in May 2000.

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    3. Re:Biggest Corporate Criminal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, pray tell how the current administration, which was voted in in November 2000 and sworn in in January 2001, had anything at all to do with an event which started in May 2000.

      Anytime you tell us just what went on in Cheney's secret energy meeting. I'm voting for "the Bush administration knew all about what happened in California and agreed to not bring it up during his administration for a little cash in the Republican coffers". One can be an accomplice after the fact if they know about what happened and were helping to cover it up.

    4. Re:Biggest Corporate Criminal? by k_187 · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's easy. Bush sucks.

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  26. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by vancondo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ted Bundy was polite and charming too.

    Well that does it! No more hanging around polite charming people for me. From now on I'm only going to associate with people that have demonic beady eyes and fresh blood dripping from their chin.

    ..unless the polite charming people also have a lot of money

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  27. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by MrSquirrel · · Score: 3, Informative

    He did not grow Enron from nothing, it was simply a merger of two large energy corporations:
    "Lay worked in the early '70s as a federal energy regulator. He then became undersecretary for the Department of the Interior before he returned to the business world as an executive at Florida Gas. By the Reagan administration, when energy was deregulated, Lay was already an energy company executive and he took advantage of the new climate by merging Houston Natural Gas Co. with Nebraska-based Inter-North to form Enron in 1985."
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Lay

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  28. Re:good riddance by CRCulver · · Score: 1

    Jeff Walker's The Ayn Rand Cult suggests that to win the favour of Rand's school, one must not only be a ruthless and free-thinking businessman, but one must also adore Rand as a person. For all the Objectivists' talk of self-reliance and independence, they really just want to pull people into their personality cult. If Ken Lay had paid his dues to Peikoff and quoted Rand on a regular basis, he'd be seen as their hero, but since he didn't, they probably don't care about him at all.

  29. And let's not forget another rags-to-riches story by guzzirider · · Score: 1

    Al Capone

  30. Was it worth it? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    If it was possible for us to ask him a question right now (I am an atheist and don't believe in souls or god or anything,) would he have done it the same way again given a chance, I wonder what his answer would have been. Life taught me however, that no matter how much regret people feel because of something that, given a chance they would have done a better job at concealing the evidence but they most likely would have still done the same thing.

    Any thoughts?

    1. Re:Was it worth it? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      It wasn't the concealment, illegal as it was, that caused the collapse, though, was it? Even if they went back and hid the side deals better, the bankruptcy would have still happened. Man, didn't anyone see The Butterfly Event or The 4400? Reverse temporal engineering is fraught with peril!

    2. Re:Was it worth it? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "would he have done it the same way again given a chance"

      Nope, he would have lied, cheated, and defrauded even more... (and probably spent a little more time and effort on the cover up)

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    3. Re:Was it worth it? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      It's like talking to a gambler who was up $10,000 before losing their shirts at roulette.

      If you gave them the opportunity to "do it all again," what do you think they're going to do? The 'right' thing -- don't start gambling in the first place? Hell no! They're going to try to get out one round earlier, when they were up!

      I fully expect that if someone like Lay had the chance to play life's game over, that he wouldn't do that much differently -- he'd just have gotten out of Enron a few months or years earlier, and retired to Aspen as a multi-millionaire instead of saying in and hoping to be a billionaire.

      The essential mistake still remains, it's just that people try to play the game a little bit better, rather than just not playing at all.

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    4. Re:Was it worth it? by Darby · · Score: 1

      If it was possible for us to ask him a question right now (I am an atheist and don't believe in souls or god or anything,) would he have done it the same way again given a chance, I wonder what his answer would have been. Life taught me however, that no matter how much regret people feel because of something that, given a chance they would have done a better job at concealing the evidence but they most likely would have still done the same thing.

      Any thoughts?


      I think that regardless of what he would or would have not done differently that he would have looked you right in the eye and lied to you.
      It's just the sort of person he was.

  31. Playing the trump card by El_Smack · · Score: 4, Funny

    God for the win!!!

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    1. Re:Playing the trump card by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 1

      Wait. God's going after Trump next? He must be pissed!

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    2. Re:Playing the trump card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Godwinned?

  32. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 0, Informative

    A lot of people lost their ... life savings because of him.

    Nobody was obligated to put their own money into Enron's 401k plan (and therefore into Enron stock). Anyone who invested more than 15% of their portfolio into it was probably warned several times of the risk in doing so. He may certainly have been responsible for them losing *their Enron stock's value*, but they had no excuse for making it such a big chunk of their investments. Ken Lay did not make them invest such a huge fraction in Enron.

  33. This is a comment I read on another site: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is he REALLY dead?

    Most of his cash "vanished" shortly before his arrest, and his assets were never frozen.

    When Lay collapsed, his personal assistant called Lay's personal doctor, not an ambulance. It was Lay's personal physician who pronounced Lay dead.

    Lay's will, revised just a couple of months ago, calls for his cremation, and his widow was out of the country when he died. She's reportedly having medical complications from "The shock of her belove husband's sudden death." As a result, she's not expected to return to the states for the funeral.

    Details on who signed the death certificate are fuzzy, but there are no plans for an autopsy. He's scheduled for cremation tomorrow morning.

    Any bets there's no actual body in the casket, or if there is, it's not Ken Lay's?

    1. Re:This is a comment I read on another site: by Lendrick · · Score: 1

      Original source, please?

    2. Re:This is a comment I read on another site: by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Informative
      What crapola. From the CNN article...

      A spokeswoman for Aspen Valley Hospital confirmed that Lay arrived at the hospital at 1:41 a.m. MT and was pronounced dead at 3:11 a.m. MT.

      In a statement, the Pitkin County Sheriff's office said a coroner's autopsy is pending and autopsy results will be available later this week.

      There goes that theory, unless everyone at the hospital including the coroner is being brought in on the conspiracy.

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    3. Re:This is a comment I read on another site: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He's probably dead for real.


      WTF was he doing in Aspen? Shouldn't he have been in the hole somewhere? I mean, he has the resources to flee.


      Shouldn't have have been on suicide watch? It may have been a natural heart attack, but we should defrib him back to life so he can get at least a few sessions in "The Yard" with the general population..


      There are people in prison for theft of TVs and crap like that, this guy stole (or helped to steal) billions and billions of dollars.

  34. hummm...doubtful by tloh · · Score: 2, Funny

    This morning the biggest corporate criminal in modern history, Kenneth Lay, died of a massive coronary...

    You just watch... I'll bet he is lying yet once again. /duck

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  35. Joseph Mengele by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    The greatest genocidal doctor in history, Joseph Mengele, also died peacefully without paying his debts.

    I do believe though that their afterlives are anything but peaceful.

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    1. Re:Joseph Mengele by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      The greatest genocidal doctor in history...

      I thought that was Dr. Phil?

  36. Is there *ANY* event... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...these days that does not bring out the conspiracy yahoos?

    Seriously, some days I just want to punch all the cryptoloons in the balls. And if they don't have balls, I'll graft donor balls onto them and punch those.

    Damn, I need more vacation.

    1. Re:Is there *ANY* event... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for sharing your disturbing fantasy.

    2. Re:Is there *ANY* event... by slappyjack · · Score: 1

      some days I just want to punch all the cryptoloons in the balls. And if they don't have balls, I'll graft donor balls onto them and punch those.

      Thats quite possibly the funniest thing i've read this year.

      and I'm going to steal it and use it in conversation.

      Thank you, Sir, thankk you very much.

    3. Re:Is there *ANY* event... by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      Is there *ANY* event these days that does not bring out the conspiracy yahoos?

      Yeah, it's almost like someone is planting these crypto loons in order to make the real conspiracies harder to believe!

      Umm...I actually have some balls, but can I get the donor ones too?

    4. Re:Is there *ANY* event... by RsG · · Score: 1
      Umm...I actually have some balls, but can I get the donor ones too?

      Don't get greedy. That was Lay's mistake :-)
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    5. Re:Is there *ANY* event... by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      The internet just gives the conspiracy nuts more power. Before the internet they only got to spew conspiracy nonsense to their friends (who probbably stopped listening years ago). But now with the internet all they have to do is post a bunch of unsubstantiated rumours and have 5 people believe them and start talking about the same thing. Most of the general populace has little to no critical thinking skills and will start to wonder if they hear the same dumb thing from 5 people.

      This explains why the 9/11 conspiracy gets the amount of circulation that it does, despite the fact that it's about as valid as the nuts who think the holocaust never happened.

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    6. Re:Is there *ANY* event... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
      and I'm going to steal it and use it in conversation.

      Go for it. As an avid MP3 "stealer", I can hardly complain. :)

    7. Re:Is there *ANY* event... by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      Before the internet they only got to spew conspiracy nonsense to their friends (who probbably stopped listening years ago).
      Not true. 20+ years ago, I was getting badly composited and poorly photocopied incoherent screeds ranting against the Number of the Beast & barcodes, government mind-control & flouride, & the Communist takeover through destruction of moral society, stuffed in my letterbox weekly.

      Not to mention the Jack Chick tracts every few days. It was a toss-up as to which type was funnier...

      (Though, to my mind, the mind-control implant ones that had a picture of a cat with a 555 timer IC crudely cut-and-pasted on its forehead were the best. Somehow they never made the connection that (a) a 555, if you could wire it into the brain, would at best make something akin to a clockwork cat, and (b) "555" was *so* close to "666" ;-)

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    8. Re:Is there *ANY* event... by plopez · · Score: 1

      Spoken like a true bastard. Here's to recovery...

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    9. Re:Is there *ANY* event... by bitslinger_42 · · Score: 1

      From what I just read, a really nice place in Colorado just opened up...

    10. Re:Is there *ANY* event... by Cappy+Red · · Score: 1

      "Damn, I need more vacation."

      Don't you know that vacations can kill you?

      (I already feel bad about posting this... so much for feeling superior to the rest of Slashdot)

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  37. At least.. by MImeKillEr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    .. he saved the state some $ now that they don't have to warehouse him in jail.

    I wonder how much that was...

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    1. Re:At least.. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Probably nothing in comparison with the amount already spent prosecuting him, which is itself nothing compared to the total damage done by Enron to the economy.

      Figures I've seen for warehousing criminals: about $50-75K/year.

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    2. Re:At least.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, that $20,000/year will be directed towards a more useful initiative, like spying on you and your bathroom habits.

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  38. Why is this relevant...? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    So this is "news for nerds, stuff that matters"? The only thing Ken Lay had to contribute was a good joke about California during the blackouts.

    Q: What's the difference between the Titantic and California?

    A: The Titantic lights were still on.

    1. Re:Why is this relevant...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before the collapse, Enron was hard at work to acquire chunks of the Internet backbone and treat passage of data as an exploitable commodity market in the same way they did electrical power.

    2. Re:Why is this relevant...? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Which, if I'm not mistaken, Google now owns a good chunk of it. So that's relevant.

  39. That's nice... now stamp those plates! by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sometimes, it's the rags-to-riches types who go to these extremes, because they're deluded by their own success into believing that they can pull off just about anything, and even in their darkest hour, they've got a plan for wriggling out and turning things around. I'm sure at some point in this whole saga, Lay and Skilling and the rest had a few moments of trepidation when they were crossing the legal line, but a few rationalizations later, they're off and running and all that is in the rearview mirror.

    That hard-working, affable manner doesn't excuse their crimes in the least. Let 'em put those skills to work in federal, PMITA prison.

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    1. Re:That's nice... now stamp those plates! by Mikkeles · · Score: 1
      'Let 'em put those skills to work in federal, PMITA prison.'

      He's dead, Dave.

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    2. Re:That's nice... now stamp those plates! by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm sure there are some in there that would still take care of the PMITA part.

      Anyways, I was referring to those types of people, not just Lay in particular.

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    3. Re:That's nice... now stamp those plates! by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Oh, like that's an excuse!

      I say throw his body in a cell full of necrophiliacs.

    4. Re:That's nice... now stamp those plates! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      I say give him to Ba'al and let him torture the guy by killing and reviving repeatedly.

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  40. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know about the fresh blood, but most demonic beady eyed people are just morons, from my personal experience, and not actually bad people.
    Either way, someone who looks dangerous doesn't get away with many crimes, so if they look dangerous and act that way too, they are probably already behind bars.

  41. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by 93,000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well that does it! No more hanging around polite charming people for me. From now on I'm only going to associate with people that have demonic beady eyes and fresh blood dripping from their chin.

    Hello new friend! Wanna go throw rocks at my neighors cat?

  42. Live savings? by slummy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How about "life savings"?

  43. Too Bad by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

    I would rather he go through due punishment, but I guess God decided he was too evil and killed him off ahead of time.

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  44. Show me that smile again... by mekkab · · Score: 1

    Mod Parent up; that was hysterical!

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  45. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ken Lay was a regular rags-to-riches story. Easy to do when you are ripping off and lieing to folks. It is much more difficult to do it honestly, such as Warren Buffett. Oh well, I always thought that the man would not serve a day in prison.

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  46. First he shorts the market, then the world by ThumpSlice · · Score: 1

    Did he take out a few short-term personal loans to increase the irony?

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  47. Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxley? by Tiger4 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    OK, everybody knows they can do anything better than anyone else, and there is no real point to following rules created by others. But, in order to end the fighting and constant bickering, we put up with these little annoyances called rules, regulations, and laws. Given that they are silly and pointless, what Other Reasons could there be to not increase corporate financial accountability?

    Seems to me anything that puts the CEO, COO, CFO and every other cheif of a company right in the line of fire for criminal and civil liability is a good thing. The Board Officers should be there too of course. To me, the CEO and Chairman are like the Captain of a ship or a Genereal on the battlefield. You Are in Charge and You Are Responsible. If you say the company is in XYZ condition, it damn well ought to be and if we can prove you lied about it, you go to prison. Youd don't get to hide by saying, "the underlings run the company and I don't have a clue". Nothing should be hidden from "conventional interpretation" by some warped usage of accounting and bookkeeping practices. If you want to create a high risk, closed box operation, there are legal ways to do that without hiding it from your investors.

    Sunlight and visibility in all the operations should be normal operating procedure, not an inconvienience to be endured.

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  48. Face down by daskrabs · · Score: 1

    I hope they bury him face down... so he sees where the f**k he's going.

  49. Rags to Riches to Rags? by carpeweb · · Score: 1

    FTA:

    "He lost a fortune, his family lost a fortune."

    I haven't followed this very closely at all, but I seem to recall that most of these guys kept at least one, if not two or more, very nice houses, worth in the millions. It's not the billions they were worth on paper, but c'mon, that's not losing the entire fortune, especially when the "billions" were an illusion.

  50. Show some humanity by TheBracket · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It really bothers me that most of the threads in this story are either "we should let employees piss on his corpse" or "he's not dead!". Assuming that he is in fact dead, aren't we forgetting something? Irrespective of what he presided over and did, he was a human being. He doubtless had people who cared about him, who will be mourning his death. As a human, no matter what sins he committed in life, we should show some respect - if nothing else for the sake of his family and loved ones.

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    1. Re:Show some humanity by droog72 · · Score: 0, Troll

      He was a greedy, self serving, criminal piece of crap. Stop pretending he was some boy scout. I'm sure you shed plenty of tears when the kid down the street holding up the liquor store gets shot by the cops. Get real dude. I think you've watched too much Dr. Phil. pussy.

    2. Re:Show some humanity by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      we should show some respect - if nothing else for the sake of his family and loved ones

      His actions in life do not warrant respect in death. Also, screw his loved ones. Let's piss on them.

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      Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
    3. Re:Show some humanity by Oz0ne · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hi. Respect is EARNED.

      What value would respect have if it was given freely and equally regardless of what a person is or does? What would be the point. This man was a criminal, and through his direct actions and deceipt harmed thousands of lives. Why should anyone respect that?

      Perhaps people should respect his family, but this man dug his grave years ago.

    4. Re:Show some humanity by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      agreed.

    5. Re:Show some humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Fuck Ken Lay. I'm not going to be nice to a guy who presided over and covered up the screwing over of thousands of people just because he's dead now. Hell no. He showed *no* respect for the people Enron screwed. I say we defile his corpse as message to the next guy who contemplates a similar financial scam.

    6. Re:Show some humanity by diakka · · Score: 1

      You are being insensitive. Apparently you didn't realize that in some cultures, urinating and defecating on a corpse is the highest form of respect.

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      -- Knowledge shared is power lost. -- Aleister Crowley
    7. Re:Show some humanity by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Um, why should anyone show him any respect? Would you say the same for, say, leaders of the Axis powers?

    8. Re:Show some humanity by Panaphonix · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you shed plenty of tears when the kid down the street holding up the liquor store gets shot by the cops.

      Actually, that would be pretty sad. This is not to say that people are not responsible for their actions, but that unless you are said cops or are directly involved, maybe you should show people a little compassion. You don't know them, you don't know their life story, almost everyone is capable of redemption. Show some compassion.

    9. Re:Show some humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, Hitler, Dahlmer, and Bundy were also human beings who sinned, and I'm sure they had family that mourned their passings. How much respect do you feel for them?

    10. Re:Show some humanity by gilroy · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Speak no ill of the dead, eh? I don't subscribe, sorry. If you're a rat-bastard in life, you don't suddenly become not a rat-bastard just by dying. If his loved ones have to live through the opprobation of the community, well, maybe he should have weighed that in before beginning this whole journey.

    11. Re:Show some humanity by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      He was a piece of shit, and his "grieving family" will be profiting from his wrongdoing for years to come. We owe them nothing, least of all respect.

      --
      "Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked."; ~ Donald J. Trump
    12. Re:Show some humanity by Spit · · Score: 1

      The operative word here is 'human'. If Lay had acted like a human in life then he may have been respected as human in death. As it is, he's as worthy of respect as dog-shit on your boot.

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      POKE 36879,8
    13. Re:Show some humanity by K8Fan · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Assuming that he is in fact dead, aren't we forgetting something? Irrespective of what he presided over and did, he was a human being. He doubtless had people who cared about him, who will be mourning his death.

      And how many people's lives did "Kenny-Boy" (GW Bush's nickname for him) destroy with his evil fun? How many people died of heat stroke because their manipulation of energy prices? How many committed suicide because their savingand retirement was wiped out?

      He was evil. And the theft he committed was so senseless because he HAD millions, and wanted billions. This was not a man stealing to feed his family, this was an already rich man stealing and more importantly building a huge criminal enterprise and corrupting others to steal far more than any person could ever possibly spend in a thousand lifetimes.

      He was an evil troll, and I think the possibility exists that his death was faked is credible. He hurt more Americans than Zarqawi, and an honest tally would likely show that he was responsible for more deaths. Pissing on his grave is the least of the insults he deserves. Until these bastards who steal billions actually face the death penalty "business ethics" will remain an oxymoron.

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      "How perfectly Goddamn delightful it all is, to be sure" Charles Crumb
    14. Re:Show some humanity by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Allow me the pedantic pleasure of being philosophical for a second.

      First, you are right, for the most part. Respect is something that largely is earned, and this does include self-respect (self-esteem). But, there is a certain amount of empathy needed here too, he gets some respect because he is one of our fellow featherless bipeds. Sure he ripped people off (a slight understatement) but he still has family that loves him, and still had inherent human dignity, he was much like us in many ways (excepty he made a few REALLY bad choices), meaning he even had human weakness.

      Death isn't something one should ever wish on ones fellow man.

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      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    15. Re:Show some humanity by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Did Kenny Boy show respect for people who lost their life savings? I am sure there were MANY people who died in similar fashion to Kenny Boy after realizing their life savings were gone. Did he show repect for them? As to their family, his wife KNEW his husband was a fraud and in trouble, did she show respect for others who can't afford to spend millions on their birthday party? Did he kids who financially benefitted GREATLY from their "good ol" dad, return some of their ill-gotten gains to those who lost everything? HELL NO!!! The world is a better place now that Kenny Boy is no longer with us. And if his greedy bastard family is upset about that, so WHAT???

    16. Re:Show some humanity by nschubach · · Score: 0

      I'm collecting money for hungry children. Are you interested in donating to this wonderful cause? I'll be out on your street corner standing next to my Escalade collecting donations between 7 and 9am.

      --
      Every time I start to have faith in humanity, I ruin it by driving to work between 7 and 8 am.
    17. Re:Show some humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. If you were one of the near-retirement age people who were completely shafted by this whole fiasco and now have to work at McDonalds just to make ends meet, you'd want to defecate on the bastard's corpse. Being alive is one thing, but having a life you want to live is something completely different. This guy and his cohorts robbed that from countless people, and he deserves no better.

    18. Re:Show some humanity by kahei · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Irrespective of what he presided over and did, he was a human being.

      Well, arguably.
      That was a joke.

      no matter what sins he committed in life, we should show some respect

      Why?
      That was serious.
      I suppose showing respect to him now would be a good way to piss on the people he defrauded and the society he helped make a little more unjust -- but I guess I don't see why you'd want to that.

      --
      Whence? Hence. Whither? Thither.
    19. Re:Show some humanity by Himring · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Fair enough I suppose. Let he who hath no sin cast the first stone and all that....

      In the end, we judge others and actually judge ourselves. The former CEO of Enron was, understandably, a modern type of monster. You're hard-pressed to find much good to say about him other than, "he was human." But so is every death row inmate.

      I find the older I get, the more careful I am in judging simply because I've been through a certain amount of crap and I also realize that, as my southern grandfather used to put it, "you gotta walk that lonesome valley.... You gotta walk it by yourself."

      Lay emerged on the world scene like the rest of us, and like the rest of us he struggled to climb to the top. Along the way, as most of us do, he compromised. A time came when he compromised big, and then he kept on compromising until that little voice we all have simply wasn't there anymore. He had to know he was destroying lives as he built his personal pile.

      I'm reminded of what the news paper tycoon said to the young Orson Wells as his life was ending in public shame, indebtedness and legal turmoil: "my fight with the world is ending. Yours is just beginning."

      While the vitriol makes perfect sense right now, we just gotta be careful. We, too, will screw up either in a big or small way in this world. Hopefully, not that big. Still, the man is dead.

      Frodo: "It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance."
      Gandalf: "Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or ill before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many."

      Let's have a smidgen of pity boys....

      --
      "All great things are simple & expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Churchill
    20. Re:Show some humanity by coyotl · · Score: 1

      He was an evil human being. He deserves no respect, anyone who loves him deserves no respect, and his relatives should be disavowing his stinking piss-covered corpse.

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    21. Re:Show some humanity by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      He hurt more Americans than Zarqawi, and an honest tally would likely show that he was responsible for more deaths.

      Calling him "evil" is certainly a valid judgement, depending on your frame of reference (I don't think, for example, that the hipster/nerd use of the word "evil" means quite what it used to ... as in, "it's evil to use VB when you could use Java" - that doesn't quite measure up to, say, Zarqawi-grade evil).

      But forget about semantics. How about not eroding your general point with a bit of nonsense about how Lay killed thousands of people? Because Zarqawi actually did. Rants are better when the bogus embedded factoids don't wreck the whole mood.

      --
      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    22. Re:Show some humanity by cpopin · · Score: 1

      He was evil, plain and simple; his family benefited from his thieving.

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      -=- Many seek good nights and lose good days.
    23. Re:Show some humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Death isn't something one should ever wish on ones fellow man.

      This sort of pacifist monkey shit might work in an ideal fairy tale world, but this one ain't like that. There are people who wish harm and death upon me and until they stop, I'm gonna wish it right back at them. For example, Osama Bin Laden wants to kill me (and he even fucking tried). I want that pig fucker dead. But according to you he's a "featherless biped", he has a family, and lots of whackjob people love him. Shall I roll over and let him blow me up?

      P.S. Fuck Ken Lay.

    24. Re:Show some humanity by mkcmkc · · Score: 1

      Well said.

      --
      "Not an actor, but he plays one on TV."
    25. Re:Show some humanity by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, but just dying won't earn you anything in my book, eveyone does it... Respect is earned, not given...

      --
      "But this one goes to 11!"
    26. Re:Show some humanity by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No. NO pity, no remorse. Glad he's dead.
      I would ahve ratrher it happend after he was sued and find out of everything he owned.

      I don't pity anyones death when they hurt so many people.
      Peoples lives were destroyed. The people who had retirement are now a burden* on others, and impacting their retirement.

      *A burden bared willingly, is still a burden.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    27. Re:Show some humanity by It's+all+Krista's+Fa · · Score: 1

      Lay wasn't a Dung Beetle

      --
      It's all Krista's Fault.
    28. Re:Show some humanity by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Trivial case...

      I will wish death on the human coming at me with a knife any day of the week and twice on sundays.
      I will wish death on the human about to kill one of my close relatives without hesitation.
      I will wish death on any human who is killing other undeserving humans.
      I would easily kill any of the "pirahna pack" children in south america if they came at me.

      Less trivial cases...
      I will almost always wish death on any human who is torturing other undeserving humans.
      I will almost always wish death on any human that enslaves other unwilling humans.

      There are plenty of other cases.

      Ken Lay deserves empathy for the 55 years that he lead a decent life before going astray.
      But he destroyed a lot of people.
      He probably KILLED a lot of people (we just don't see news reports about all the people that died or commited suicide when they found out they had lost everything).

      I wish he had not died.
      He DESERVED to suffer the humiliation of at least a decade of prison. His premature death has robbed those who lost so much of any sense of justice unless they realize that he almost certainly died prematurely because of his conviction.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    29. Re:Show some humanity by Oz0ne · · Score: 1

      I would agree with you that life is an intrinsic value, that it is precious.

      I however, completely disagree that anyone or anything deserves respect simply because it is alive. I would also completely disagree with you that anyone who has commmitted crimes of this magnatude deserves to keep their lives. But hey, I respect your opinion.

    30. Re:Show some humanity by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I'm sure if you could isolate out the data from california and those who lost money on enron, that Lay's total was well over 1,000 other people dead- some by suicide, some by heart attacks, some by illness (from stress), some from lack of medicine (because they didn't have the money to buy required medicine).

      I'm not sure what Zarqawi's total was (at most 5,000 shared with the actual perpetrators executing his plans?) but Ken probably gave him a serious run for his money when it came to deaths of american citizens.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    31. Re:Show some humanity by rolyatknarf · · Score: 1

      and I was looking forward to the CNN report about how he was gang-fucked in prison. I guess his family and I all have something to mourn. Maybe the morgue attendant will fuck him. Now there's something I could show some respect for.

    32. Re:Show some humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No he wasnt a human being.

      He proved that. I am glad he is dead, and he doesnt deserve any respect, if he were family I would not go to his funeral.

      He is nothing more than a piece of shit that should have been killed a long time ago.

      Screw his criminal family too, whining about only having 5 million dollars. They should have disowned that piece of garbage and not lived with his stolen cash.

      Some times people do things so horrible, they should be excommunicated by everyone they know. He did that and harmed thousands upon thousands of people.

    33. Re:Show some humanity by CokoBWare · · Score: 1

      Based on your argument, this man was more of a terrorist to the US than al-Qeada ever has been. I think though, there's nothing wrong with having feelings on both sides... hate the man for what he did, and feel bad for the family that lost a dad. We can do both... just see the truth for what it is, and acknowledge both.

      For the record, I believe what he and others did was EXTREMELY EVIL and SELFISH, and there are THOUSANDS of people's lives now SMASHED by his immoral and corrupt behaviour. They will undoubtedly be feeling some supernatural justice out of all of this.

      I happen to think this is all too much of a coincidence... perhaps some "supernatural force" did intervene, wanting to collect it's pension, or saw to it to silence someone who turned out to be too dangerous to live because of what he knew and what he could tell others about.

    34. Re:Show some humanity by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      I'm sure if you could isolate out the data from california and those who lost money on enron, that Lay's total was well over 1,000 other people dead- some by suicide, some by heart attacks, some by illness (from stress), some from lack of medicine (because they didn't have the money to buy required medicine). ...

      I'm not sure what Zarqawi's total was (at most 5,000 shared with the actual perpetrators executing his plans?)


      Oh, well, as long as it was only 5,000+ or so actual for-real murders from bombings and beheadings, compared with a completely unsubstantiated rhetorical 1,000 people, then that definitely makes Ken Lay worse than a local Al Qaida franchise operator any day.

      Would you like some apples to go with those oranges?

      --
      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    35. Re:Show some humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's have a smidgen of pity boys....

      selfishness is a funny thing. we *despise* selfishness in other people - especially when it is directed at us. even though we know selfishness is despicable, and it is, we somehow find ways to justify our own selfishness towards others.

      it is kind of ironic that the "survival of the fittest" crowd is all up in arms about people getting duped and losing so much...

      doesn't your theory state that those who lost weren't "fit" and lost out?

      doesn't it concern you that a guy like hitler is the quintessential evolutionist... "we are the fittest, *kill* and *enslave* everyone else!"

      your theory assigns nothing wrong with this. in fact, it is *right* in line with your theory.

      science and knowledge, in and of itself, doesn't lead to peace, prosperity and happiness for the community.

      there is a right way of life that leads to peace prosperity and happiness. some say that you can't disprove god exists.

      this is false. you can.

      let the world live in peace, prosperity and let joy reign... without the direct intervention of god almighty himself. *if* you can do that, you've proven the bible's author wrong.

      but humanity can't. not yet, not ever. why? selfishness is not respecting "do unto others what you'd have them do unto you." that law is more important than any scientific discovery every made. summed.

      ken lay now knows what i teach my son... selfishness is a waste of time and its "fruits" will end. treating others right, however, is eternal.

      no, ken lay isn't burning in hell. eternal hellfire doesn't exist. it was created by plato (maybe earlier) and used for maximum manipulative advantage by the religious authorities.

      ken lay will be resurrected and he will despise and loath his actions more than anyone on slashdot. thats the good news.

      then again, you will be resurrected and you will despise yourself just as much. that's good news, too.

      once you despise yourself, the real work of reprogramming of your value system can finally begin.

      as for all you godless, macro-evolutionists complaining about lay doing bad things to other people... why do you care? its natural to conquer, right? those that take the most and kill others wins, right? macro-evolution, as taught, is brutally amoral. isn't that why it is so popular?

      "cool, i don't have to feel guilty doing my thang..." the corollary to that is ken lay doesn't feel guilty doing his "thang," either.

      at the end of the day, salvation isn't going to heaven. if you are selfish, it doesn't matter *where* you apply your selfishness, does it?

      salvation is the commitment to treating others right (as you want to be treated, presuming a right minded person, of course) in a really cool spirit body here on earth. the body isn't all that valuable, though, CHARACTER is.

      love your neighbor as yourself or we all SUFFER. the former is impossible, outside god's direct intervention, so the former is guaranteed.

    36. Re:Show some humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Until these bastards who steal billions actually face the death penalty "business ethics" will remain an oxymoron.


      Does this include the federal reserve board?
    37. Re:Show some humanity by DancesWithDupes · · Score: 1

      > Lay emerged on the world scene like the rest of us, and like the rest of us he struggled to climb to the top.

      Perhaps that's what I don't agree with - most of us don't struggle to the top. We go so far, then say "enough". Then there are those who focus on their goal to the exclusion of all else. That drive can lead to a cure for cancer, or the impovrishment of untold numbers of people.

      > Frodo: "It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance."

      How about this one? Uncle Ben: "With great power comes great responsibility." He wanted the glitz without the responsibility. Thanks for playing, better luck next time.

    38. Re:Show some humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Respect is something earned, not given out blindly. If it's human to do what he did, I no longer want to be a human. In fact, rejoicing over the death of someone like him is a pretty human thing to do, just ask the jews about when Hitler died.

    39. Re:Show some humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sure there were MANY people who died in similar fashion to Kenny Boy after realizing their life savings were gone. Did he show repect for them? As to their family, his wife KNEW his husband was a fraud and in trouble, did she show respect for others who can't afford to spend millions on their birthday party? Did he kids who financially benefitted GREATLY from their "good ol" dad, return some of their ill-gotten gains to those who lost everything? HELL NO!!!

      What about the people who invested their life savings in LNUX?

      The founders of VA Lin.. er, VA Software made millions off the deal. Ordinary investors lost everything. Has anyone ever apologized or tried to make even the smallest restitution for this?

    40. Re:Show some humanity by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I disagree. If you kill a person, does it matter if you cut their knife with a throat or ruined them financially so they can't get medical care?

      Ken Lay basically died of shame and being caught. I believe that many of his victims died similar deaths to him from his actions.

      And I think you are ignoring the fact that Zarqawi probably only *personally* killed less than a hundred people (maybe less than fifty). The rest were all based on his organizations actions. We say he is responsible for the deaths caused by his organization-- I think we can extend deaths caused by corporate actions just as well.

      When you knowingly pollute and cover it up and people die, they died.
      When you work people to death with excessive hours, they are still dead.
      When you take an excessive salary that means your people can't get medical care (which your salary would have covered) then you traded your happiness for their lives and they are still dead.

      Historically, we have drawn a line that said if a person dies because of business, then it is not murder. Corporations have become so powerful and so corrupt, that I think it is time to redraw that line.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    41. Re:Show some humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What bullshit... should Hitler be shown respect? According to your argument that anyone that dies "no matter what sins he committed in life" should be. And no, I'm not comparing HIM to Hitler, just your ignorant argument.

      If someone is going to defraud millions of people, lie and try to cover up the problems, then they can go to hell. And many of those "mourning his death" also benefited from the lies and corruption. With him talking all about God after his conviction - maybe God "striked him down". No great loss.

      As I watched the coverage on cnn.com, I kept hearing Nelson (in the Simpsons) saying his "Ha Ha!" line.

    42. Re:Show some humanity by macsimcon · · Score: 1

      Abu Musab al-Zarqawi didn't join Al Qaeda until after the Iraq War began, so it's not really fair to hold him responsible for the actions of UBL and any AQ members who planned or participated in 9/11.

      As far as I know, the poster is correct, because I'm not aware of Zarqawi hurting or killing any Americans.

      Why not try doing your own thinking and research, rather than buying the lies of Republican, conservative traitors?

    43. Re:Show some humanity by resonantblue · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I don't respect the guy, but I wouldn't make the comments that have been made on this thread after the man's death either. Just browsing through the replies to your post reassures me of the immaturity of (most) people on this forum.

    44. Re:Show some humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh, who wrote the bible?

      seriously - where, when and by whom were the books of the bible written?

      oh, you don't know? wait, no one knows? they just turned up, often hundreds of years AFTER the events described happened, and are for some reason accepted as credible eye-witness? most likely written by mischievous priests for personal gain?

      you can keep your story-book of ancient philosophy, with its plagues and wrath and punishment of non-believers, the rest of us will live out our lives with reason as our guide. society, government and rule of law are all evidently superior to other ways of life, and unfortunately it's religious fundamentalists (both islamic and christian) who are trying to undermine it.

    45. Re:Show some humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The former CEO of Enron was, understandably, a modern type of monster.

      This morning's Houston Business Journal article about Ken Lay can be refreshed a couple of times until the accompanying ad shows a little building, with little people running around, and the caption Monster

      The headline for the Wall Street Journal talked about a dead Ken Lay and offered a "Free Preview" in big red letters at the top of the first few paragraphs before cutting off.

    46. Re:Show some humanity by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, the poster is correct, because I'm not aware of Zarqawi hurting or killing any Americans

      Nice troll.

      You must be one of the few people who didn't watch Zarqawi personally behead US citizen Nick Berg? Or the US reporter Daniel Pearl?

      Abu Musab al-Zarqawi didn't join Al Qaeda until after the Iraq War began

      Zarqawi was in the town Kirma, a town in northern Iraq, long before the US invasion. The Al-Qaida funded lab that he was involved in there was working on uses of weaponized ricin and cyanide. A January, 2003 arrest of six terror suspects in London included the discovery of ricin tied to that same lab. Again, prior to the start of the war. Feel free to Google the issue, and you'll find pages like this that provide links to the growing collection of raw documents found in Iraq that further demonstrate this.

      As far as I know

      Which isn't very far.

      Why not try doing your own thinking and research, rather than buying the lies of Republican, conservative traitors?

      Um... before you make absurd statements like that, try getting some basic, well-established facts straight. We can even debate how to interpret the intel showing his activities in Iraq before the war, and in Afghanistan before that - but, if you can stomach it, watch the footage of Zarqawi sawing off the head of a live aid volunteer (Berg) before calling someone a non-thinking "traitor" for pointing out the facts.

      --
      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    47. Re:Show some humanity by macsimcon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Superman, is that you? You must have used your x-ray vision to look through the masks of the men in the video footage. Even if Zarqawi claimed responsibility, that's what? Two dead Americans? Versus how many thousands with ruined retirement accounts, millions of dollars lost? We have no way of knowing how many deaths, let alone injuries, Lay's activities caused.

      I'd say it's a safe bet that he injured more than two Americans however. See, I live in California, and I personally have been injured by the actions of Enron, the company Lay oversaw.

      Presumably, you have links from the AP regarding these AQ funded labs? I have this link

            http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/artic le/2006/06/09/AR2006060902040_2.html

      which depicts Zarqawi as wanting to ally himself with AQ, but not being embraced by the terrorist organization's leadership. Furthermore, I have yet to find a mainstream media outlet which claims AQ was operating from Iraq before the war.

      There is nothing absurd about calling Republicans traitors, it is indisputable: they seek to undermine the Constitution of the United States, and do not support the Constitution, the document upon which almost all of our laws depend. In so doing, they hope to destroy the United States, and are hence traitors, QED. There is nothing in the Constitution which allows violation of amendments one, five, or six, but there are the Republicans, supporting their violation each and every day.

      Traitors all. To paraphrase the Traitor-in-Chief, "you're either with us, or you're with the Republicans."

      You don't _have_ to be a traitor, you know. You can always read the Constitution, and educate yourself about this country's founding, and the ideals behind it.

    48. Re:Show some humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Respect is EARNED.

      Uh, no... Respect should be given and trust needs to be earned.

      At least, until you've learned enough about the person to decide that they are untrustworty and not worthy of respect either. That rule keeps you from being an asshole and also protects you against being taken advantage of.

    49. Re:Show some humanity by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

      Here's another idea: You may want to put on your stylish tinfoil hat beforehand... We've all heard of things that can be put into the blood stream that can cause the heart to stop, and are virtually undetectable... With who-knows-how-many people he screwed into the ground, what if one or more of them got together and arranged this for him??? I wonder just how hard the
      coroner is gonna check on the cause of death on a convicted felon??? Oh well.. Tinfoil hats off now!!

      --
      THANK YOU, Edward Snowden!! Americans owe you a debt of gratitude (whether they know it or not..)
    50. Re:Show some humanity by RiddleofSteel · · Score: 1

      To be honest I think we should get the government to give heartattacks to those who would actually defend such a rotten piece of shit as Kenneth Lay.

    51. Re:Show some humanity by clambake · · Score: 1

      Irrespective of what he presided over and did, he was a human being. He doubtless had people who cared about him, who will be mourning his death. As a human, no matter what sins he committed in life, we should show some respect - if nothing else for the sake of his family and loved ones.

      No. He was not a human being. He simply looked like one. Human being do not callously steal the tiny fortunes of tens of thousands of hard working families, defaud millions more, and literally murder old people in thier homes by making the air conditioning too expensive during one of the hottest summers in recent history. He is now what he always has been the whole time, trash. Valueless waste.

      His family should hide thier faces in shame. They should be ridiculed by ever passerby. They should live in fear that his corpse will be dug up in the middle of the night and place in humorous poses, often involving undead beatiality perhaps, in the center of town every other weekend. Because if THEY pay the price, then maybe the next would-be Kenneth Lay will think twice... Will know that even if he finds a way to get away from the crime, his family, everyone he loves, will be shit upon for the rest of thier lives for his misdeeds.

      It's cruel, but how else are we to stop these monsters of humanity from rising again?

    52. Re:Show some humanity by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I suppose this is where I disagree on esoteric and philosophical grounds. I can't see the ethics in rationally wanting anyone dead, no matter what they do to "deserve it". Death of the offensive is a phyrric victory, its hollow and amounts to no more than animal revenge. In wishing death we slide one step closer to being that which we hate.

      First there is the question of human fallibility, who are you to wish the ultimate, and irrevocable, punisment on someone? What if your wrong? What is there is a lesser show of animal force (actually revenge isn't even animal, it is only a human trait) that would remove harm? It's like these asshats complaining about how killing people in self defence is illegal... of course it is, self defence is the "minimal" amount of force. No need to kill, only remove the threat.

      Killing McVay didn't accomplish anything except a petty sense of revenge, the same feeling that many a suicide bomber could identify with.

      I'm willing to show enough force to remove harm. And then I'm willing to understand the guilty, to remove the harm in a broader sense than a single example. And for punishment, I will allow public displays of chastisment, for the lesson, not for the revenge.

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    53. Re:Show some humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right, believing that survival of the fittest drove evolution is the same as thinking that society should accept everything from fraud to extortion to genocide. You, sir, are a troll.

    54. Re:Show some humanity by Oz0ne · · Score: 1

      I think you're confusing respect with civility or politeness. I don't respect someone I meet on the street, but I am civil to them and polite until I have enough info to base a judgement on. I am open to the possibility of respecting them.

      Either way, your example doesn't fit the context of this conversation.

    55. Re:Show some humanity by Dobeln · · Score: 1

      People appear to make Lay out as a "monster" for - hold on - obfuscating the company balance sheet to hide its failure. Geez. If that's all what it takes to be a monster these days standards must have slipped.

      Of course, he defrauded some investors of their cash, benefiting others (in a supposedly mostly random pattern - those who sold stock before the crash won, those who bought lost out), while (to the extent Enron issued more stock while on the ropes) giving the Enron Corporation more cash to burn. Still, my heart has a hard time bleeding for wall-street investors. To the extent the common man lost out, it was most likely through mutual funds or pension funds, and through diversification the loss was managable.

      Also note that this led to Enron employees benefiting, not losing out, as the fraud was not what caused the company to collapse. On the contrary, the fraud allowed the employees to collect their paycheck for a longer period of time. (It did distort their investment decisions of course) Lay benefitted by the same mechanism (CEO:s are employees, after all - and in the case of Lay very well paid employees).

    56. Re:Show some humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tolkien was actually a good Christian.

    57. Re:Show some humanity by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      That's okay- I can see the basis for that set of beliefs.

      Sometimes, they work better than violence which just begets violence. Say- if your enemies are basically decent but have dehumanized you.

      Sometimes, violence is the only answer and behaving that way will get you rounded up and exterminated in large numbers. Say- if your enemies enjoy killing you and seeing you suffer.

      Personally, I feel we are at great risk of genocide to resolve some of our current problems since large groups of people just want other groups of people to suffer and die. We have held a lid on it for a while but I do not think it is going to last.

      Some people are not just guilty or misguided- they are evil.

      Not all humans are rational.

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    58. Re:Show some humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bear -> born or borne, not beared ...i'm saying this because i like you and you make an excellent point. it's just that you don't sound very good.

    59. Re:Show some humanity by AEton · · Score: 1

      What value would respect have if it was given freely and equally regardless of what a person is or does? What would be the point.

      Isn't that roughly what Jesus asked?

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    60. Re:Show some humanity by Oz0ne · · Score: 1

      I view it in practical terms, I don't think the revenge aspect is in any way valuable. You accomplish a few things, though.

      1) That person will never hurt anyone else ever again.
      2) It will serve to deter others from the same act, though this is obviously not 100%, just an added bonus.
      3) If we did not have such a horribly broken legal system it would be economically efficient. We would not be wasting our time and resources on the person.

      Perhaps in the future there will be a better alternative. As it stands now, I don't think there's any sort of rehabilitation possible for most criminals, at least not an effective one, and definitely not an economical one. What other alternatives do we have here for justice/righting the wrong? Exile doesn't work in this day and age, and obviously the man could never pay back the damage he caused.

  51. For perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to MSFTextrememakover, the total shareholder value lost at Tyco, Lucent, Worldcom, and Enron combined was $192 billion, but since 1999 the total shareholder value lost for Microsoft alone is $360 billion. Take that for what you will.

  52. or C) by geekoid · · Score: 1

    A 64 year old man after years of extremely stresssful situation has a heart attack.

    The time to 'turnover' anyone passed years ago.

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  53. grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't "coronary" an adjective? You can't die of an adjective.

    1. Re:grammar by moracity · · Score: 1

      But you can die of a word that is both a noun and an adjective. Every heard of a dictionary, asswipe?

    2. Re:grammar by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      coronary

      . . .

      n.

              A coronary thrombosis

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    3. Re:grammar by MrNougat · · Score: 1

      Isn't "coronary" an adjective? You can't die of an adjective.

      Words can be more than one thing. When used as part of the phrase 'coronary thrombosis,' yes, it is an adjective. Common usage abbreviates that phrase to 'coronary.' When used that way, the word is a noun.

      For example, you might be called a 'dick' for performing a 'dick move.' The former is a noun, the latter an adjective.

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  54. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Pope · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In other words, total bullshit. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Lay

    "Lay worked in the early '70s as a federal energy regulator. He then became undersecretary for the Department of the Interior before he returned to the business world. He became an executive at Florida Gas. By the Reagan administration, when energy was deregulated, Lay was already an energy company executive and he took advantage of the new climate by merging Houston Natural Gas Co. with Nebraska-based Inter-North to form Enron in 1985,

    Lay was one of America's highest-paid CEOs, earning (for example) a $42.4 million compensation package in 1999.[1] Lay sold large amounts of his Enron stock in September and October of 2001 as its price fell, while encouraging employees to buy more stock, telling them the company would rebound. Lay liquidated more than $300 million in Enron stock from 1989 to 2001, mostly in stock options."

    Yeah, that's a real "built the company from nothing" story. Where's my rolleyes smiley?

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  55. Do you remember brownouts? by myth_of_sisyphus · · Score: 5, Informative

    At the end of the dotcom bubble I was working in downtown San Francisco. We used to have rolling blackouts and everybody would leave the building for a couple hours and enjoy themselves. Anyways, the servers weren't running and nobody was making money (except for the CEOs, they always make money.)

    I asked my brother, an electrician at a Bay Area biotech, what the hell was going on and he didn't know.

    It turns out that this fucking company Enron was turning off power-plants willy-nilly so they could profit off the spike in energy consumption somehow. So, while hospitals and grandma Millie are sitting in the dark these jackasses in Texas are laughing their asses off all the way to the bank.

    It also turns out that our pussy governor could have sent the National Guard to ONE fucking powerplant and took it over. When the assholes from Enron call to take it offline they would pick up the phone: "could you turn the power off so we can spike the grid and make a lot of money?" "Uhhhh, this is Col. Soandso of the California National Guard. Who's this?" "Nevermind..." hangup. (Enron stops shenanigans.)

    Oh well, Ken Lay, may you rot in the eighth circle of Dante's Hell: reserved for those guilty of deliberate fraudulent evil.

    1. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I remember correctly, they made their money by selling out of state power which was less regulated.

      Not sure if your 'pussy governor' could have sent the national guard to Texas or Nevada or Washington to do anything about it.

      This is what I hate about democracies -- even the idiots without a clue can make judgements and feel they are just as correct as the rest. Go on voting Red or Blue or whatever you do...blame the other side!!! You know you want to!!!

    2. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by myth_of_sisyphus · · Score: 1

      Actually, these are not my ideas. They are 'borrowed' from the authors of "The Smartest Guys in the Room."

      If you had read the book or even watched the movie you will see they same the same things. (My knowledge of power grids and deregulation being poor, I have to rely on experts.)

      They say at one point that the Governor could have taken charge and sent the National Guard into a single power-plant and they would have found where the problems were coming from and where the energy was going. He didn't. He got recalled.

      This is why I love democracies. Even moronic Anonymous Cowards can call others 'idiots' on the internets.

    3. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by Panaphonix · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Funny that you begin your comment about how you personally benefited from the blackouts, making your judgment about Ken Lay seem a bit disingenuous.

      Anyway, the main reason for those California blackouts was poor public policy: Holding residential rates constant while forcing companies to buy power on the spot market, often selling power at a loss. Meanwhile prohibiting building new power plants to satisfy the environmental lobby. I'm not quite sure where Enron fits in there but certainly they were not the only companies messing with the market, and in the end it was the regulators' fault for allowing the market to be messed with in the first place.

    4. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by JDAustin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I remember the rolling blackouts and work in the SF bay area. I also remembering preparing ahead so that the 24/7 production servers were on battery for the one hour the blackout lasted. Planning ahead helps here.

      Now as to tha cause, it wasnt only Enron making a buck or the idiotic method of de-regulation. One of the main problems is the enviros in Cal prevented new power plants from being built in the state since the 1970's.

    5. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by AK+Marc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One of the main problems is the enviros in Cal prevented new power plants from being built in the state since the 1970's.

      Currently, there are no new plants in CA, no Enron, no blackouts. Since there was only one variable changed, I think I can guess the one most closely correlated with the blackouts.

    6. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by sheldon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Umm...

      I'm not quite sure where Enron fits in there but certainly they were not the only companies messing with the market, and in the end it was the regulators' fault for allowing the market to be messed with in the first place.

      LOL!

      Where do the Enron Traders who were taped by the Snohomish Public Utility fit into this?

      I think it's funny how you start off your argument claiming the problem was not enough deregulation, and then you end it by blaming the regulators for not regulating enough.

      You sound like a Republican... can't tell the difference between his head and his ass.

    7. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by Viking+Coder · · Score: 1

      You need to watch, "Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room," or read the book. It spells it out - Enron found every loophole in the "deregulated" energy market, and gamed the system for profits, by, for instance, telling power plants to perform unplanned maintenance so that they could charge higher rates for the completely artificially lower supply.

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    8. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's bogus. that's exactly like saying that it's a rape victim's fault for walking into a dark alley when he/she should've known better. no, it's the rapist's fault, just like in the above example it's enron and the power companies' collective faults for taking advantage of the loophole.

      there is such a thing called integrity.

    9. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by DancesWithDupes · · Score: 1

      > in the end it was the regulators' fault for allowing the market to be messed with in the first place.

      Regulation was to blame?

      So the regulators set up the maze so the Enron mice would be forced to choose profit and the associated side-effects (inconvenience/damage/possible loss of life)?

      As PJ of Groklaw would say, "puh-leeaase".

    10. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by usrbinallen · · Score: 1

      We see it in the movies and on TV all the time. A criminal holds a gun to someones head, fires and says, "Look what you made me do!"

      Criminal behavior can not be justified because someone could have somehow stopped it!

      Regulators doing their job better would have helped and they let us all down, but the ones who do the crime are the ones who do the crime (If you notice, it's a tautology, so it's true).

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    11. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enron power companies in California where signing contracts with Enron companies outside of California for the non-Californian companies to supply power to the California companies at a premium in case California ran short of power. I dont claim to understand the whole scam but the California power companies where able to buy the surplus electricity with tax money, while Californians economy tanked, and because of some ambiguities with California law they were able to do this legally. Enron was a company founded by a bunch of con artists whose sole purpose was to screw us out of as much money as possible, dont ever think otherwise.

    12. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might be true that Enron is largely to blame, but I'm not going to believe just on your say-so.

      Back in 2001, many Californians insisted that it was a scheme of pricegouging arranged by PG&E and Edison. Nobody said jack shit about Ken Lay until Enron's massive financial fraud (unrelated to the power crisis) was discovered and they declared bankruptcy.

      In summary, when a lot of pseudonymous people on the internet are saying something, they might be totally right... or they might be 100% wrong, like they were in their baseless accusations against PG&E.

    13. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They say at one point that the Governor could have taken charge and sent the National Guard into a single power-plant and they would have found where the problems were coming from and where the energy was going. He didn't. He got recalled.

      Well, he didn't actually get recalled *until* he started working to get some of the 9 Billion Enron ripped off back.
      Once Arnie was in he put a stop to that pronto.

    14. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by TheUser0x58 · · Score: 1

      Funny that you begin your comment about how you personally benefited from the blackouts, making your judgment about Ken Lay seem a bit disingenuous.

      Uhh, he said that he got some free time because there was no electricity, at which point he wouldnt be making any money. Id say thats a pretty mixed bag as far as personally benefitting from the blackouts goes.

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    15. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by intrico · · Score: 1

      The same thing is happening with the oil markets right now. Notice that oil prices spiked sharply although there was no correlating sharp change in supply or demand. The media monkeys just keep saying over and over again that oil prices are up on "worries".

    16. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by calstraycat · · Score: 5, Informative

      Anyway, the main reason for those California blackouts was poor public policy: Holding residential rates constant while forcing companies to buy power on the spot market, often selling power at a loss. Meanwhile prohibiting building new power plants to satisfy the environmental lobby.

      How did this steaming pile of lies and deflection of true responsibility get moded to 5?

      The "it's the environmentalists fault" explanation has been completely discredited. The state has more than enough capacity. Enron and other energy-related concerns were deliberately shutting down generating plants to create a phony energy shortage.

      But, go ahead and continue to spread the lies. Given the moderation you received, many still want to believe that fault lies with it's those damned tree huggin' hippies rather than criminals like Lay.

    17. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by macsimcon · · Score: 1

      Those policies were put in place by Peter Wilson, and Davis took the fall for them. Ah, more wonderful work of Republicans.

    18. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by tsotha · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      You sound like a Republican... can't tell the difference between his head and his ass.

      You sound pretty ignorant. You sound like a "progressive", too. But I repeat myself.

      The reality is California handed out-of-state power companies the keys to our pocketbooks (I am a resident of the Peoples Republic of Califonia). Power "deregulation" was in no way, shape, or form actual deregulation. It was a scheme where regulations that had been working were replaced by a new set of regulations guarenteed to be a train wreck in a few years.

      The stupidity of the scheme was two-fold. On the one hand, we've got the toughest environmental regulations on the planet. It takes more than a decade to site a power plant, even a relatively clean natural gas plant. The law is written such that anybody in the general area can tie you up in court until the project has no hope of ever making money. But we still need power, so the upshot was a dependence on power companies in other states to actually supply the power.

      The dumbest thing they did was forbid power retailers from buying anything on a long-term contract. That means any interruption in the supply - a war in the gulf, a refinery fire, power plant maintennence, anything - gets bourne by the end-user. The spot market has always been volatile, and people who understand how these things work knew this would be a problem.

      And yes, the power producers took advantage of the situation. But it wasn't just Enron. One of the biggest gougers was the fucking City of fucking Los Angeles, which sold its excess municipal power to the rest of us at a huge premium. But I don't really blame them, because the state did the equivalent of park a brand new Mercedes in a bad neighborhood with the keys in the ignition.

      You really would have to be a Democrat to come up with California's phoney "deregulation" scam, and they were. I sometimes wonder if it was all a ploy to make sure people would never support actual deregulation, something that would work. In fact, it has worked quite well in other parts of the world (Great Britain, for instance). But it's probably just ignorance and corruption, both of which the Democrats in California have honed to a fine art.

    19. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what you're talking about as I lived right next to SF General Hospital and they never had a brownout. In fact any emergency affliated agencies were on a protected grid and never had to deactivate their power. I lived right next to the Hospital and the firestation which were on the same grid.

      When I worked in Mountain View we had brownouts all the time of course.

    20. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by greg1104 · · Score: 1

      Currently, there are no new plants in CA, no Enron, no blackouts. Since there was only one variable changed, I think I can guess the one most closely correlated with the blackouts.

      Only one variable changed? Sigh. I might just as well comment that the blackouts were near the end of the .com boom, and therefore were directly caused by them; once the boom was over, so were the blackouts. That isn't true, either, but it's an equally good correlation implies causation exercise.

      The blackouts came from a complicated system that failed, and problems impacting its cause included poorly managed energy deregulation, winter/summer temperatures on the upper edge of normal for that area, population expansion, and financial issues including debt problems among the power companies. Oh, and Enron might have been screwing with things, too. How many of these things changed since the worst of the blackout period? I can't say, but it's certainly more than one.

    21. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 0, Troll
      You sound like a Republican... can't tell the difference between his head and his ass.

      Great. A "Republican = bad" nut.

      I think it's funny how you start off your argument claiming the problem was not enough deregulation, and then you end it by blaming the regulators for not regulating enough.

      I think it's funny that you can't tell the difference between "deregulation" and "deregulating part of an industry while tightening the regulation of other parts". Also, he isn't blaming the regulators for "not regulating enough", but for regulating in a obviously stupid way. I tend to favor deregulation, but you can't just pick laws to get rid of in a semi-random way.

      California would have been much better of with its earlier regulations, or a well-planned deregulation scheme, or even under a well-planned set of tighter regulations. Instead they went with a set of changes that messed up the market for power and made it easier for criminals to hide their activity, and then called it "deregulation" so they could blame the resulting mess on "the market".

    22. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Enron and other energy-related concerns were deliberately shutting down generating plants to create a phony energy shortage.

      A shortage is simply when the number of goods demanded is more than the number supplied. So, if Enron chose not to supply energy, that was a real shortage. The question is, why would Enron withhold energy? There's demand for the energy, so why not supply it if possible? The answer is that Enron could not raise the price of the energy to the level Enron desired. Price controls = shortage. The real culprit here is the politicians (and their supporters), because they foolishly tried to defy the law of supply and demand.

    23. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Only one variable changed?

      You are ignoring the context of his post. He was responding to a post that essentially blamed "enviros" for the california energy crisis. Since the "enviros" have presumably not gone away, yet the energy crisis is ancient history, it is hardly plausible that the "enviros" were the cause in the first place.

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    24. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by askadog · · Score: 1

      Well put. So sick of republican word salad - the same dish we get served that explains who is responsible for every mess we are in right now. When you hear our fine president spew on about "accountability" and you see the crap going on, like enron, like iraq, all nicely buried in a mountain of meaningless words, it just makes me sick.

      This is not what they taught us that "accountability" was at West Point.

      I'm starting to think that some of those guys have never been held to account even once in their sorry, protected, slimy lives. I'd love to be there when, just once, if it would ever happen, that they would be held "accountable". In the real world that we real people live in. Lay was so worried about being held accountable that it killed him. Guess he was out of practice.

    25. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by onemorechip · · Score: 1

      The new governer didn't change anything. The de-regulation was rolled back and the crisis ended long before he was elected. This might be interesting to you: California Recall.

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    26. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by onemorechip · · Score: 1
      You really would have to be a Democrat to come up with California's phoney "deregulation" scam, and they were...But it's probably just ignorance and corruption, both of which the Democrats in California have honed to a fine art.

      Actually, it was a bipartisan legislative act, signed by a Republican governor. And yes, they were total asses, all of them.

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    27. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by Unknown_monkey · · Score: 1

      Your dutch auction system for power caused most of the problem.
      Then follow it with all the ppl in CA want to use more and more power but don't want power plants
      Then your Gov. put the water dept in charge of large bulk energy purchases at prices that his own advisors said were too high compared to the real value.
      And as a former utility employee that has worked with the legal dept quite a bit, the first response to the national guard seizing a plant would be a request for a court injunction, followed by a lawsuit for abuse of power. The plants were run hard in the beginning of the year to force maintenance schedules to cause the outages. If State of CA had tried at that point to defend in court that they seized a plant that the owners had taken down for maintenance based on a set operating schedule, then they wouls have a hard day in court. Especially if any of the plant personnel were injured in the seizing of the plant. "Well we shot him because he was carrying a large wrench and going towards the boiler" sounds like a likely occurance.

    28. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by SonicSpike · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's because energy companies are heavily regulated government-granted monopolies. In a free-market setting the second that E decided not to supply product/service, another competing firm would've stepped in to replace them.

      It's amazing how the free market works isn't it?

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    29. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      In a free-market setting the second that E decided not to supply product/service, another competing firm would've stepped in to replace them
      What planet do you live on?
      Life has got a lot more complicated than the choice between one of three farmers at a market selling the same corn, you know.
      How exactly would you expect to control the inputs and outputs of your power grid using just the fabled Invisible Hand? Big A decides to put its prices up today, so medium B and little C miraculously appear with a power plant to plug in, ready to go?
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    30. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by sheldon · · Score: 1

      You really would have to be a Democrat to come up with California's phoney "deregulation" scam, and they were.

      Except it was Pete Wilson, which last I checked was a Republican.

      This is another sad problem with Republicans. They come along, create a clusterfuck, and then have the audacity to blame it on someone else rather than take responsibility and propose to fix the problem.

      What has Schwarzenegger done to solve this problem? Anything? Why not? Seems like a wonderful opportunity to actually do something useful. Nope, instead he chasing down nurses and calling them names.

      I don't live in California, but your fucked up politics have been effecting the rest of us for years.

      Grow the fuck up and stop whining. We're sick of it already.

    31. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

      The free market is simple. Logistics and innovative technology are not.
      Due to the nature of providing utilities, the government feels like it should have a heavy hand in things. However, if the market were allowed to run itself, we could see necessity driving innovations. For example, the ability to microwave energy across town, or down from a satellite instead of having to run wires. Or perhaps each locale would have its own genny. Or perhaps solar technology would've improved to the point of being practical and efficient. Who knows?

      But the point is that because the government is involved in propping up these monopolies, incentive for them to innovate and adapt to the market is practically nil. When the government eliminates competition, sets their prices, and tells them who can and can't be their customer, there isn't much need for them to spend R&D dollars to invent new technology in a progressive manner now is there?

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    32. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by GWBasic · · Score: 1
      But, go ahead and continue to spread the lies. Given the moderation you received, many still want to believe that fault lies with it's those damned tree huggin' hippies rather than criminals like Lay.

      My father used to trade power in MA. He even has some freebies from his dealings with Enron. I remember the first time I moved out to CA he laughed at the state for not being able to supply its own power.

      As I started to learn about Enron's nastiness, I finally was able to tell him that CA has plenty of power; Enron just illegally gamed the system so that they could make a buck. In fact CA is constantly building power plants; every time I go skiing, I see new windmills, and I believe there's a solar farm being built outside of LA.

      Perhaps Enron started spreading the lies when my father had the misfortune of working with them?

    33. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by tsotha · · Score: 1
      What has Schwarzenegger done to solve this problem? Anything? Why not? Seems like a wonderful opportunity to actually do something useful. Nope, instead he chasing down nurses and calling them names.

      You are so ignorant it's funny. How people on the left can think they're "reality-based" without actually knowing anything has always amazed me. The governor in California is a virtual figurehead - except during emergencies (like the LA riots) his actual power is almost nil. There's a reason Ahnuld can't do anything unless he can convince the voters to enact his policies via the initiative process. I'm a Republican, and I realise (the aptly named) Gray Davis couldn't do anthing about the power problem until it was an emergency.

      Sure, Pete Wilson (a RINO like Ahnuld, but that's another story) was governor when the power regulations were changed. So what? What input did he have to the whole thing? His only input was the veto. The reality is Democrats have controlled the California legislature since God was a kid, so it's completely reasonable to lay this kind of crap at their doorstep. For example, there's no reason for our state to be broke, but because the Democrats spend like drunken sailors when times are good, and raise taxes when times are bad we have both high taxes and no money. Thanks, guys!

      Grow the fuck up and stop whining. We're sick of it already.

      Who do you mean by "we"? Moonbats on slashdot? Believe me, you get all the consideration you're due. You must be a student or a failure. Anybody who's happy about how this state's been driven into the ground by the most corrupt legislature in memory just isn't paying taxes. You people have fucked up a state that used to be a really nice place to live. Thanks again.

    34. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by sheldon · · Score: 1

      You are so ignorant it's funny. How people on the left can think they're "reality-based" without actually knowing anything has always amazed me. The governor in California is a virtual figurehead - except during emergencies (like the LA riots) his actual power is almost nil.

      I don't know what's funnier, being lectured on government by a you, or having a you call me names.

      The Executive branch can't create legislation. Never could. But it sure as hell can influence Legislation by pushing the Legislature to do something.

      And if the Legislature isn't listening, that's what the bully-pulpit is for. That's what Ahnuld promised to do when he got into office. Instead he's been running around calling nurses names. That was a smooth move, pander to your special interests instead of working for the betterment of the entire state and then WHINE when you're called to the mat for it.

      If you're so damned convinced that the Governor can't do anything, why did you guys spend all your time and money trying to recall Davis? Why do you spend all of your money campaigning for the Governator? Give me a fucking break.

      Who do you mean by "we"? Moonbats on slashdot? Believe me, you get all the consideration you're due. You must be a student or a failure. Anybody who's happy about how this state's been driven into the ground by the most corrupt legislature in memory just isn't paying taxes. You people have fucked up a state that used to be a really nice place to live. Thanks again.

      If you don't like California, MOVE ALREADY. Sheesh, is it that hard? U-Haul still rents trucks in California, don't they?

      I can't stand whiney ass wankers. I don't knwo when the Republican party became filled with them, but God help me if they don't shut up already.

    35. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by sheldon · · Score: 1

      Aye. In the real world you fuck something up bad enough you get fired.

      In the Republican world, they give you a promotion and a bonus check.

      No wonder they're such failures when it comes to business that they have to resort to lobbying for government handouts, instead of spending the money improving their product and production efficiency.

    36. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by tsotha · · Score: 1
      And if the Legislature isn't listening, that's what the bully-pulpit is for. That's what Ahnuld promised to do when he got into office. Instead he's been running around calling nurses names. That was a smooth move, pander to your special interests instead of working for the betterment of the entire state and then WHINE when you're called to the mat for it.

      I've never been convinced the bully-pulpit was worth much. It works best when your opponent is trying to do the right thing and you're trying to score politcal points by undercutting him.

      As I said before, Ahnuld's pretty much a RINO. His social agenda is pretty much indistinguishable from the other side. Fiscally, he got his agenda through initially because it was the only thing that could have been done. The legislature would have done the same thing without him, although they might have raised taxes more without his veto threat. He signed the .50 cal ban, which was feel-good demagoguery from start to finish.

      If you're so damned convinced that the Governor can't do anything, why did you guys spend all your time and money trying to recall Davis? Why do you spend all of your money campaigning for the Governator? Give me a fucking break.

      Well, I didn't actually want him to win. Now, granted, Gray Davis is a foul-mouthed creep and crooked as the day is long. I didn't really care though, because he didn't have the power to do anything. The reason I didn't want a Republican to win is now the Democrats have a Republican they can point to and say "it's all his fault", and since the media in this state functions as an arm of the Democratic party they can get away with it.

      The reason Ahnuld was "running around calling nurses names" was he finally realized the public sector unions (along with lawyers and insurance companies) really call the shots in this state, since they provide the money for political campaigns. I would have found it pretty frustrating too, since they started lying their asses off to protect their legal sinecure.

      If you don't like California, MOVE ALREADY. Sheesh, is it that hard? U-Haul still rents trucks in California, don't they?

      Why should I move? The old media doesn't have control of the narrative like they used to, and when people realize just how corrupt the people in power are this state is gonna turn as red as they get. It'll take some time, but it's already starting to happen.

      I can't stand whiney ass wankers. I don't knwo when the Republican party became filled with them, but God help me if they don't shut up already.

      We'll shut up as soon as you stop screwing up our state.

    37. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by sheldon · · Score: 1
      Why should I move? The old media doesn't have control of the narrative like they used to, and when people realize just how corrupt the people in power are this state is gonna turn as red as they get. It'll take some time, but it's already starting to happen.


      Right. The usual... Democrats=bad, Republicans=good. Sigh, can't you guys come up with anything original?

      Yet Duke Cunningham and Jerry Lewis, last I checked weren't Democrats.

      We'll shut up as soon as you stop screwing up our state.


      Me? Why you blaming me? I don't live in California and got nothing to do with your stupid politics.

      I asked you to quit whining, but apparently that's the only thing you know how to do.

      If you don't like California. If you don't like America, the door is always open and your welcome to leave.
    38. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by tsotha · · Score: 1
      Right. The usual... Democrats=bad, Republicans=good. Sigh, can't you guys come up with anything original?

      I hate Republicans. I hate everything they stand for. - Howard Dean

      Apparently not.

      Yet Duke Cunningham and Jerry Lewis, last I checked weren't Democrats.
      Yeah, so what? William Jefferson and Harry Ried are Democrats. But I wasn't talking about national government, I was talking about California. California politics make Washington look squeaky-clean. Even Louisianna has a paragon of good government by comparison. I would take Cunningham over the bozos in Sacramento - at least Cunninham published a price list, so you don't have to do much digging to know how much his vote costs.

      Me? Why you blaming me? I don't live in California and got nothing to do with your stupid politics.
      Well, at least that explains why you don't know what you're talking about. You talk about Republicans not knowing their heads from their asses and then start spouting off on a situation about which you haven't the vaguest understanding. Now that is a typical Democrat.
    39. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by sheldon · · Score: 1
      Well, at least that explains why you don't know what you're talking about. You talk about Republicans not knowing their heads from their asses and then start spouting off on a situation about which you haven't the vaguest understanding. Now that is a typical Democrat.


      Yeah, but you have to admit. Republicans don't know their heads from their asses. I still find the first post amazing, complaining about too much regulation, and then blaming the problem on the regulators. It certainly exemplifies the Republican mindset, desperately grasping for straws to build an argument with no consistency.

      And what's amazing about this, is I'm a libertarian and I don't much like regulation as I've found it serves a broader purpose of preventing competition rather than protecting rights. But that's not what the guy complained about, did he?

      Your little tirades here have just added more evidence to the argument of not knowing which side is up, haven't they?

      You complain about California politics, but refuse to do anything about it. You refuse to move, preferring instead to whine endlessly on the Internet about this horrific Socialism, which apparently has provided you with a state that you prefer living in instead of say Alabama. You defend the corrupt Republican machine because you think the Democratic machine is more corrupt.(yet strangely can provide no evidence to substantiate this) You support initiatives that simply make the situation worse, because you perceive that they may help Republicans, and then are depressed when you find out they don't and just make things worse.

      Which begs the question... Are Republicans stupid, or are they just insane?

      Anyway, we're done here. I can't stomach any more whining for the week.
    40. Re:Do you remember brownouts? by tsotha · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure if you've been reading my posts or not, which makes your last question pretty ironic.

      Yeah, but you have to admit. Republicans don't know their heads from their asses. I still find the first post amazing, complaining about too much regulation, and then blaming the problem on the regulators. It certainly exemplifies the Republican mindset, desperately grasping for straws to build an argument with no consistency.

      Yes, there's too much regulation. California's phoney "deregulation" wasn't deregulation at all, as I've pointed out, it was just a change from one set of regulations to a worse set of regulations. What does that have to do with grasping at straws? I think it's pretty obvious to anyone with a passing understanding in economics.

      And what's amazing about this, is I'm a libertarian and I don't much like regulation as I've found it serves a broader purpose of preventing competition rather than protecting rights. But that's not what the guy complained about, did he?

      So what you're saying is you do support regulation, even though it goes against your principles, and then you give a (correct) reason why you shouldn't, and then you include an irrelevant point as if it had some bearing. Is your brain pretzel-shaped? Because your logic certainly is.

      You complain about California politics, but refuse to do anything about it. You refuse to move, preferring instead to whine endlessly on the Internet about this horrific Socialism, which apparently has provided you with a state that you prefer living in instead of say Alabama. You defend the corrupt Republican machine because you think the Democratic machine is more corrupt.(yet strangely can provide no evidence to substantiate this) You support initiatives that simply make the situation worse, because you perceive that they may help Republicans, and then are depressed when you find out they don't and just make things worse.

      What would you have me do to fix things, start an armed rebellion? The most I can reasonably do is vote and point out the substandard nature of California's political class to other voters. If that's whining, well, it sure does seem similar to your point about Duke Cunningham, doesn't it? The reason I prefer to live in California has nothing to do with state government, I assure you. I'm here because my family is here and my job is here. At some point taxes will drive my employer to another state (or country) and I'll have some decisions to make, but for right now a good job and family wins out over better state government. If I hit the powerball lottery (well, if I played), I would move to Texas and take my whole extended family with me.

      I don't see anywhere that I've supported initiatives that will make the situation worse. True deregulation will fix the energy market in CA as long as it's phased in properly. I don't see how that helps or hurts Republicans, since the Democrats control every lever of power in this state except the governor's weak "bully pulpit". I don't see why you think deregulation would make things worse, especially since I pointed out an example of its proper implementation.

      I didn't say the national Democrats were more corrupt, but I don't think it's going out on a limb to say they're as corrupt as the national Republican Party. That was my point about William Jefferson and Harry Ried. I can certainly point out an instance of Democratic corruption for every instance of Republican corruption in Washington, but since it's tangential to a discussion of California's power woes I didn't see any reason to include the entire list.

      Which begs the question... Are Republicans stupid, or are they just insane?
      I see that a lot on slashdot from people who can't support their arguments logically.
  56. Come on people... by Salzorin · · Score: 0

    Death is never funny... ... except when it is.

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    In Soviet Russia these Soviet Russia jokes aren't considered the least bit amusing...
  57. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And from experience, when you look "menacing" you also don't get away with the crimes you weren't responsible for, heh...

  58. One Word: SARBOX by shrubya · · Score: 2, Informative

    Enron is very relevant to the huge amount of auditing infrastructure that so many IT grunts were required to add to their corporate systems in the past few years.

    1. Re:One Word: SARBOX by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's SOX. Something I'm familiar with for VPN and Oracle accounts as I work for a Help Desk. SOX is not necessarily a bad thing since companies should be tracking this stuff in their systems instead of being totally clueless when the feds show up.

    2. Re:One Word: SARBOX by shrubya · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but however you look it was a lot of work to implement.

      If Kenny Boy hadn't crashed and burned, most IT folks would never have heard of Senators Sarbanes and Oxley. That's what it's all about.

    3. Re:One Word: SARBOX by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      When I got into programming, you walked in the door and 30 minutes later you were coding. You coded and debugged all day for multiple days in a row. Finally you did a bit of scheduling and installing. Then you had a couple days meetings on the next project and you went back to coding and debugging. It was fun, my skills at coding and debugging were top notch. Every bug I found was like a hit of heroin-- pure bliss.

      At a large corporation, with sox, I am now down to 4 months of programming out of the last 18 months. The rest of the time is meetings, testing, forms (lots and lots of forms), auditing the forms, auditing other programmers forms, training about new forms. It's horrible. I got a chance to work on an actual bug last week and remembered why I used to like programming (problem solving).

      I'm sliding over into project management lately. It's a higher skill set, yet has a lot less paperwork that is unrelated to what you are trying to do. I can see retiring to a small company or a private company where i actually get to code and debug again. I want to be set financially tho and that's 3 more years of grinding at this nearly meaningless activity before I can do so.

      And yet... our executives can still cut 20k checks without even a cross signature and they can have outside consultants write and install new software without following our SOX procedures, standard installation procedures, standard documentation. Meanwhile changing one character on one line can require at least a 16 hour project budget for us.

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  59. how does this affect his families liability by mrpeebles · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does anyone know how this affects his families liability concerning the Enron fraud? I haven't really followed the story very closely, mostly reading only the headlines, but I seem to remember he has already paid a lot of fines? Or maybe he just lost so much money due to the stock crash. In any case, does anyone know if the inheritors of his estate are now liable to any damages he might have done to the shareholders or employees of Enron? And can the courts take fines out of his estate before his inheritors (his wife, I guess?) take it?

    1. Re:how does this affect his families liability by ChicagoBiker · · Score: 1

      Yes and Yes. All civil proceedings brought against him will be incurred by his estate which will most likely be held in probate until all matters are settled.

    2. Re:how does this affect his families liability by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Is this the real reason behind his "untimely" passing? "Held in probate until matters are settled" sounds like his family could stretch out the time to have to make any payments a few more years...

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      "But this one goes to 11!"
    3. Re:how does this affect his families liability by ChicagoBiker · · Score: 1

      nope, the opposite, no distribution to heirs until all claims against it are settled.

    4. Re:how does this affect his families liability by autophile · · Score: 1
      Does anyone know how this affects his families liability concerning the Enron fraud?

      Yeah... if Congress is allowed to legislate that the family of an author may profit on said author's work for 70 years after they're dead, why not let "Kenny Boy's" family pay for his crimes for 70 years after he died? Kind of like the sins of the fathers.

      --Rob

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      Towards the Singularity.
    5. Re:how does this affect his families liability by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      score one for the downtrodden then...

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      "But this one goes to 11!"
  60. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by g_adams27 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The world may never know exactly how much Ken Lay was involved in the whole Enron fiasco. But although he probably wasn't nearly as devious and manipulative as CEO Jeff Skilling or CFO Andy Fastow, Ken Lay was still the captain of the ship and deserves much of the blame for Enron's collapse.

    From what I've read of him, Ken had several flaws:

    1. He was far more interested in the trappings of power (luxury homes, expensive jets, etc.) than running a multi-billion-dollar company. So he let his underlings do it for him.
    2. He had a great aversion to interpersonal conflicts, so he rarely ever told anyone "no". It was common knowledge among the top execs that Ken was a pushover - just threaten to quit, and you could have whatever you wanted.
    3. Because of #1 and #2, he wouldn't or couldn't control the executives under him, who ran wild as a result.
    4. I tend to suspect that the oh-so-clever accounting techniques and special purpose entities Andrew Fastow cooked up to keep Enron's debts off their books was far more complicated than Ken could understand. (They're certainly too much for my little brain.) But instead of asking tough questions, Ken just shrugged and signed off on them.

    So although Ken may not have been the greedy manipulator that his underlings were, he reminds me a lot of a pleasant, but wimpy and passive dad who's let his children run wild with no discipline from their earliest days, then protests that he's not to blame when they turn into terrors 10-15 years later.

    For a fascinating account of the rise and fall of Enron, I would highly recommend the book The Smartest Guys In the Room. You don't have to understand all the arcane ins-and-outs of accounting to follow the story, which really is pretty fascinating. (I believe there's a documentary movie based on the book as well...)

  61. "He Didn't Fall..." by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "He was pushed... They "Cliff Baxter'd" Kenny. You know Cliff, he's the guy who committed suicide with the wildly innacurate and seldom lethal shot cartridges, that also make it forensically challenging to plot ballistic trajectory.

    Kenny-boy suggested the VP role for Cheney to the Shrub. He was part of the "energy taskforce" that they are so desparate to keep under wraps. Like Dr. Kelly... Like... The list is big and convenient.

    Or did his poor heart break, because it was too good for this world? I don't think so!

    Another crony about to sing like a Canary to cop a plea...

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    "Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
    1. Re:"He Didn't Fall..." by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In my last journal I call him a financial suicide bomber, but I'll go along with the "heart attack" story(kinda) until I see evidence that proves otherwise. Which I'm sure will never surface. Ol' boy got away clean. Ain't no recapturing him.

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      What?
    2. Re:"He Didn't Fall..." by xedd · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can't but think he didn't die. He's getting plastic surgery done on him right now, and will assume a new identity.
      They could have been planning this for the last several years. Christ, they've had enough time to think the details through...

    3. Re:"He Didn't Fall..." by Thalagyrt · · Score: 5, Funny

      He had a heart attack because his arteries were embezzeling mass amounts of blood from his capillaries!

      *badum ching*

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    4. Re:"He Didn't Fall..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn right he didn't fall. The reason they're trying so hard to keep the energy task force under wraps is because they were going to make Lay the Secretary of Energy and the documents from that meeting prove it.

    5. Re:"He Didn't Fall..." by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 1
      Actually he isn't dead. Andy Fastow has just sequestered different parts of his body into other unsuspecting bodies to make an asset light, virtual, white collar con artist. Lay will be back, but more as a collective...is this how the BORG begins?

      "Fastow created hundreds of "special-purpose entities" designed to transfer Enron's debt to an outside company and get it off the books--without giving up control of the assets that stood behind the debt.">(http://www.time.com/time/business/article/ 0,8599,201871,00.html)

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      A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
    6. Re:"He Didn't Fall..." by Jhon · · Score: 2, Funny

      No surgery necessary. He killed Tim Conway and is taking his place.

    7. Re:"He Didn't Fall..." by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      Prolly had Iraq war plans as part of their calculations too. Wouldn't want that to come out. Who knows where things would stop then...

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      "Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
    8. Re:"He Didn't Fall..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your Clintonoid soulmates were quite cozy with Kenny-Boy and his cronies as well, just because your press flacks don't talk about it doesn't mean it ain't true..

      Freakin' commie paranoids..

    9. Re:"He Didn't Fall..." by klenwell · · Score: 1

      Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You bastards!

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      Innovation makes enemies of all those who prospered under the old regime... -- Machiavelli
    10. Re:"He Didn't Fall..." by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 0, Troll

      I am as against Clinton and his neo-liberal vision (which killed at least 500,000 Iraqi children) as I am against Bush. That said, at least Clinton's daddy didn't have a hand in killing John and Bobby...

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      "Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
    11. Re:"He Didn't Fall..." by Da_Weasel · · Score: 1

      and the money don't forget all of the money he had...enough to literally do anything...

      I'm with you on this, I was coughing "bullshit" with in seconds of reading the headline...lol

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      If you must!
    12. Re:"He Didn't Fall..." by zenslug · · Score: 1

      He's hanging out with Tupac and Biggie on an island somewhere...

  62. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Well that does it! No more hanging around polite charming people for me. From now on I'm only going to associate with people that have demonic beady eyes and fresh blood dripping from their chin.
    Well, you're at the right place. Hm... maybe not blood-dripping chin, but, "what, we splitting hairs here?!"
  63. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by proudhawk · · Score: 1

    well, all those qualities just made him a better "social engineer" is all.
    When it comes right down to it, he was still a con man.

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  64. The buck stops here by phonicsmonkey · · Score: 1

    Ken Lay was the CEO of a corporation that defrauded its employees and investors. He was Chiefly responsible for all Executive decisions. If he did not know what was going on in his own company under his watch, than he still defrauded the investors by drawing a salary and stock options while clearly being incompetent at his job.

  65. Justice? by ThinkFr33ly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's justice for a man to die for theft and fraud?

    I realize he stold millions of dollars. I realize that he cost the jobs of thousands of people. I realize he ruined many innocent people's lives. It's pretty obvious that this guy was a scum ball.

    But how does that justify calling his death "justice"? Would it be justice if he was killed by the government or one of his bilked former employees?

    Take away his money, his reputation, and his freedom... but don't call his death justice.

    1. Re:Justice? by GReaToaK_2000 · · Score: 1

      No?

      That maybe true, his death was not justice.

      Justice would have been better served with him in jail being screwed by some of the inmates. This for how badly he (and probably most of his execs) screwed so many employees. Many lost houses, livelihoods, etc

    2. Re:Justice? by John+Jamieson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are right, him dying is not justice. For what he did, being sent to the Gulag would still not be justice.

      He absolutely ruined tens of thousands of lives, taking away the ENTIRE life savings. These people cannot get another life to earn it back, it is gone... I can think of no punishment that would be severe enough.

    3. Re:Justice? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      I think people are calling this justice in the cosmic sense, like karma. It was wrong, he knew it was wrong, he did it anyways, and the stress from the guilt and shame was too much for the ol' ticker. He may not have directly killed anyone, but he certainly *totally* ruined many people's lives and and put tremendous burden on those individuals, their friends, families, the whole community. I wouldn't be surprised if suicides and similar deaths resulted from Enron's collapse.

      "The wages of sin is death..." Romans 6:23.

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      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
    4. Re:Justice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I realize he stold millions of dollars. I realize that he cost the jobs of thousands of people. I realize he ruined many innocent people's lives. It's pretty obvious that this guy was a scum ball.

      But how does that justify calling his death "justice"? Would it be justice if he was killed by the government or one of his bilked former employees?

      He knew he was dancing with the devil. I'm glad he's dead. I hope he died painfully with his transgressions in mind before he died. What more can most of us say? I hope the same happens to Skilling and anyone else tied to this.

    5. Re:Justice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sad that his life insurance and property will be distributed amongst his family. The whole scandal was about money and greed. Now there are several more millionaires created from this same pit of sludge. Just more stories in the future about the dependants debauchary.

      There really is no justice.

  66. Slashdot perspective by KeeghanMacAllan · · Score: 3, Funny

    "This morning the biggest corporate criminal in modern history, Kenneth Lay, died of a massive coronary before he could receive his sentence."

    Now THAT is what I call a karma mod!

  67. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Informative
    > So were Carlon Ponzi and Reed Slatkin. It's a common trait among perps in the con game.

    So is everyone in elected office. It's a common trait among perps in the con game.

  68. He will be missed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone's missed by someone. He achieved something very few people do, though.. people will be talking about him for generations. For better or worse, he's a part of history now.

  69. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Ken Lay was a regular rags-to-riches story. He grew up in Missouri and he was a son of a preacher. He was one of five children, and he grew this whole company, Enron, from nothing...."

    He may have had is good point, but if I were his family, I'd keep his burial site secret.

  70. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Soygen · · Score: 1

    Why is parent modded down? People have a right to be upset they lost money, but it's still their responsibility to invest responsibly so that when disaster does strike, it's not across your entire portfolio.

  71. What The F!CK by Microsift · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What was a convicted felon, awaiting sentencing, doing on vacation? His ass should have been in jail.

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    1. Re:What The F!CK by BaseLineNL · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the real world.

    2. Re:What The F!CK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until sentencing, he doesn't have any required jail time to serve. He could choose to enter early to start serving the sentence that he expected to get early, but given that he was facing an effective life sentence, why?

    3. Re:What The F!CK by dracphelan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Let's see. While this person who has done no physical harm (and is a first time offender) is awaiting sentencing which murederer, rapists or other violent felon should we kick out to make room for him. (At a cost of almost $3000 a month.) I have a friend whose husband threatened her and her son's life and had a 7 hour stand-off with the police. The stand off ended after the police had fired over 12 rounds of tear gas in the house. He got out of jail less than a month later on a plea bargain. In a court hearing today on a protective order, he again threatened her and this time included her friends. Who is the one who needs to be in jail more? Yes, Ken Lay and many other people harmed the finances of many people. However, IMO, there are people walking around free who deserve prison time much more than they do.

    4. Re:What The F!CK by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      Yes... I was terrified having that man out on the streets! Now me and my family can sleep safe!

    5. Re:What The F!CK by shawnce · · Score: 1
      Let's see. While this person who has done no physical harm (and is a first time offender) is awaiting sentencing which murederer, rapists or other violent felon should we kick out to make room for him.
      ...you know they have different types of prisons... ones for violent felons, ones for "white collar" criminals, etc. In other words no violent felon would be released just to house Kenny ("white collar" criminal).

      Also he may have not directly physically harmed someone but his actions indirectly harmed millions of folks and some of those committed suicide, etc. as a result of the situation they found themselves in (thanks to Kenny's actions). I would state that such wide spread harm can easily be equated with a single murder.
    6. Re:What The F!CK by retro128 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Money is more important than life. Welcome to America.

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    7. Re:What The F!CK by amchugh · · Score: 1

      Money IS life. Do you think Dialysis is free? That medical care/ nursing homes are affordable for retirees who have lost their entire retirement? If something has enough financial impact, statistically it'll be the equivalent to mass murder.

    8. Re:What The F!CK by koick · · Score: 1

      Both are criminals. You (and I) propose locking up the husband of your friend, but what kind of punishment do you propose for Ken Lay then? Due to the sheer amount of fraud that his company participated in, a monetary punishment isn't enough (even if it's total, i.e. he's left penniless), there needs to be more of a deterrence than that. He was part of an organization which literally screwed-over the lives of thousands of people. And, if you count in the rolling blackouts, which Enron *caused*, it's possible that there is even accessory to murder in there -- seriously, imagine traffic lights going out, or life-support systems crashing, it's possible someone's death is a direct result of it.

    9. Re:What The F!CK by dracphelan · · Score: 1

      Slave labor until he's earned back every penny of his upkeep and restitution for all. However, while he (and anyother non-violent felon) was appealing his sentence and had not received his sentence yet, I have no problem with him being out on his own recognizance. He had already proven he wasn't going to skip town when he was out on bail.

  72. Farewell Ken by Keichann · · Score: 5, Funny

    Posterity will ne'er survey
    A nobler grave than this:
    Here lie the bones of Kenneth Lay:
    Stop, traveller, and piss.

    1. Re:Farewell Ken by Brothernone · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, that was a Fskin awesomly creative poem.

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    2. Re:Farewell Ken by Keichann · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't mod up for creativity! It's Byron, the original is:

              Posterity will ne'er survey
              A nobler grave than this:
              Here lie the bones of Castlereagh:
              Stop, traveller, and piss.

      The meter and intention were too perfect to pass on though. Byron really is excellent though, and well worth a read.

  73. The biggest corporate criminal in modern history? by MarkByers · · Score: 1

    The biggest corporate criminal in modern history hasn't been caught yet.

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  74. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Ebirah · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh my god, they killed Kenny!

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  75. Toxicological results by floop · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I heard on the radio leaked info from the coroner that he had Viagra in his system. Makes sense; going away to prison for what amounts to a life sentence and all.
    On another note, what's with most press accounts characterizing his death is a tragedy?

    1. Re:Toxicological results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On another note, what's with most press accounts characterizing his death is a tragedy?

      The death of one man is a tragedy, the theft of billions is a statistic. (with apologies to Josef Stalin)

  76. I feel a disturbance in the force... by eno2001 · · Score: 0

    ...as if the black heart of one of the Empire has just ceased to exist.

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  77. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well that does it! No more hanging around polite charming people for me.

    I often sense that people who are overly formal and curteous are hiding behind a facade. I don't like them very much. I prefer those who, while still being polite, show their true natures, and don't attempt to be something they're not. Of course, I practive what I preach so when people don't recieve the usual barrage of trite curteousies from me, they probably tend to assume that I'm being rude. The way I see it, putting on a facade is being rude.

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  78. Dead Zone deja vu? by ScooterComputer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So didn't I just see this on a Dead Zone episode? Snake venom, heart attack, problem solved?

    Look: faced with a life-long jail sentence and plunging my family into poverty or winking out prematurely and letting them collect my fat-ass life insurance...which would I choose? Hrm.

    The last greedy, selfish thing the man ever did was perhaps the most selfless, at least to his family. I hope somebody is running tox screenings for exotic substances...Kevorkian meets Capitalism.

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  79. Re:good riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  80. Knew too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmmm....
    Ken Lay (Cheny - Energy Adivisory Board - Heart Attack)
    Vince Foster (Clinton - Whitewater involvement - Suicide)
    William Casey (Reagan - Iran Contra - Brain Tumor)

  81. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A guy eulogizes someone who he had a good deal of respect for and you piss on his grave.

    Need anyone be reminded of the thousands of employees, shareholders and suppliers that the late Mr Lay metaphorically urinated, on as he profited from their misfortune? Who eulogizes for them?

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  82. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by eemerton · · Score: 1

    That's unfair. I don't need to say why.

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  83. Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those not paying attention, Ken Lay was already found guilty, and therefore already prosecuted. He was awaiting sentencing when this happened.

  84. Off Topic by PenGun · · Score: 0

    This has nothing to do with nerd's news. This place ........

      I should know better.

        PenGun
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  85. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hey Karl Rove, thanks for the heart warming bio of the greedbag that was Kenneth Lay.

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  86. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Van+Cutter+Romney · · Score: 0

    He's probably in some South American country sipping on pina coladas. -- Hitler was vegetarian.

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  87. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by grouchomarxist · · Score: 1

    > he grew this whole company, Enron, from nothing

    Yeah, wasn't that what led to the company's collapse?

  88. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To me, the CEO and Chairman are like the Captain of a ship or a Genereal on the battlefield.

    So you're saying that Lay died from some kind of genereal disease?

  89. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure Ken Lay has had some/many redeeming qualities, but your long verbiage did nothing to illuminate on those qualities. Basically, he was "nice" to you and others. He wasn't convicted of being not nice, was he? I don't mean to piss on a deceased man, but to piss on your counterproductive post - it infuriuates more than it persudaes.

  90. A coronary? by djflipstarx · · Score: 1

    No, I say it was FOXDIE. Now, will this be marked trolling or off-topic?

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  91. His end was too good for him by bluemeany271828 · · Score: 3, Informative

    After seeing "The Smartest Guys in the Room" and learning about how he screwed honest people out of their life-long savings, this SOB should be rotting in a jail cell. One worker in the movie had $300,000 in company stock (his entire life savings) in his 401k - and had to cash it in for $1200. The guy was in his late 50's. I'm just sad nobody choked him like a bitch before he died. A heart attack was just too easy for this scumbag.

  92. Oh my God - by flyingfsck · · Score: 2, Funny

    they killed Kenny!

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  93. Quote says it all... by Billosaur · · Score: 1

    Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead. -- Euripides

    OK, safe to say that most Americans are probably not shedding a tear for this guy. Had nothing, made himself rich through hard work, then let it go to his head and couldn't face failure, so he bilked others out of billions. We're all a little poorer thanks to his machinations.

    OTOH, he was human -- proud, flawed, and subject to the passions of the animal. He was probably not the anti-Christ, didn't kill people, chop them up, and keep them in his freezer for future barbecues, nor order the death of millions because he thought they led to the downfall of his nation in the previous war. Villify him if you wish, call him the criminal he was, but now his impact is for history to decide.

    And BTW, Skilling is still here to take the rap.

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  94. Obvious facts are not needed here by dada21 · · Score: 1

    It seems obvious from all the anti-Lay comments on slashdot that the average reader really hasn't read enough about the Enron trial to understand that Lay really wasn't the evil that our government said he was.

    The Enron fiasco occurred 100% due to over-regulation of many different markets, including the wholesale energy business, the retail energy business, the accounting regulations on larger corporations and the myriad of acceptable loopholes that existed in the tax law up until they fell. Enron was supported by many politicians because many politicians had their hands in that big pie of money Enron would make for them.

    What laws were broken by Lay? "Conspiracy to commit securities fraud and wire fraud." What does that mean exactly? It means that they didn't jump through the regulation hoops the way that your government mandated they do. As a business owner myself, I can tell you that I will NEVER want to run a big business (which helps the economy at every level) because of the government's rules that change on a whim.

    Securities fraud cases are always "derivative" crimes, meaning they are made up crimes -- there were no actual victims who were harmed physically from these actions. Much of the blame for Enron's collapse should be pointed to Alan Greenspan who created money out of thin air with his decade of inflationary monetary policy. This money that was easily created was just as easily invested in thousands of publicly traded companies -- this investment caused stock prices to go up and allowed many companies to spend like no tomorrow. As more money was created by Greenspan, more people wanted a piece of the stock market pie -- fraudulent as it is.

    I'm not defending the late Lay, but I don't think he did much more than piss off a bunch of politicians who lost their money as well. We should be stringing Greenspan up on a pole for all to see, but instead he makes $150,000 per speech defending his terrible money supply fraud.

    What happened to Lay happened to Martha Stewart as well. Stocks lost value, the general idiotic public wanted some throats to be cut, so throats were cut. Nothing illegal happened, the law is too complicated for anyone to really gauge legal from illegal. They just wanted meat, and they got it.

    Of course in my mind anyone who runs a State-subsidized corporation deserves to go down with the ship, but Lay was no different than any number of politicians many slashdotters love and admire. They're all crooks in terms of free market theory, and that is what matters most to me.

    1. Re:Obvious facts are not needed here by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      The Enron fiasco occurred 100% due to over-regulation of many different markets
      the regulations wouldn't need to be there if jackasses didn't take advantage of the absence of said regulation to commit en masse fraud and destabilize the economy.
      Regulations are necessary, and only become "overcomplicated" when politicians cow-tow to special interests and intentionally write in loopholes or exceptions for their briber---i mean campaign contributors.

      Securities fraud cases are always "derivative" crimes, meaning they are made up crimes -- there were no actual victims who were harmed physically from these actions.

      exactly how many senior citizens will die because they will not be able to afford certain medical procedures do to enron nuking their 401k's? I wander how many people will have to work 10 or 15 years longer now thanks to enron's effect on their retirement plans. Is it really that healthy to work into your 80's?

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    2. Re:Obvious facts are not needed here by Oswald · · Score: 1
      You would probably not characterize your post as a defense of Lay, but it certainly comes across as one. I can think of two important things he was guilty of that most other CEOs are not: First, he and Skilling knew very well that all the complex financial shenanigans involving subsidiaries that owned subsidiaries that owned shares of the holding company that owned the subsidiaries...and so on...did not serve to enhance Enron's finances one bit. Rather, they served only to obscure its financial state. Even if you don't think that should be a crime, you have to admit it's piss-poor business and deceitful to boot. Second, it's been shown that Lay and Skilling continued to push Enron stock as a good investment to both the general public and their own employees long after they knew the ship was taking on a lot of water. That's fraud.

      Your position may give you insight into the challenges CEOs face, and that's fine, but you shouldn't defend men whose hubris and dishonesty cause a corporate fiasco.

    3. Re:Obvious facts are not needed here by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "What laws were broken by Lay?"

      Well, he was found guilty of 21 counts total in three sepearte jury trials...As far as the "no actual victims" statement, well, tell that to the 4,000 employees that are out of jobs and their savings... He may not have "directly" physically harmed them, but I hear not eating and not having a shelter over your head can be tough, from a physical standpoint.
      He may not have caused Enron's collapse, but he knew about it, and lied to cover it up for financial gain.

      Martha Stewart didn't do anything wrong?? Apparently you have never heard the phrase "insider trading" which she definitely did do, and is definitely illegal...

      "but Lay was no different than any number of politicians"
      Yep, you are right. That doesn't mean Lay should get off scott free, but that many, many others should be investigated also.

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    4. Re:Obvious facts are not needed here by dada21 · · Score: 1

      I don't believe in insider trading laws because anyone who runs a business, works for a business, or is involved with any internal operations of a business definitely has insider information and will act on it. It is ridiculous to think that you can legislate what a corporation has to offer its investors -- if the investors want information, they should make sure it is contractually required for the corporation to offer that information. That is the best way to get rid of the problem, not new laws when old contract laws would suffice.

      As for the 4000 employees who lost their savings, there were a lot of greedy idiots who invested all the savings in one company. They get what they deserve -- namely nothing. Many of them were bragging to their relatives about how wealthy they'll be when they retire (I know, I have 2 "friends" who worked for Enron on the West Coast who bragged regularly). I would never put all my eggs in one basket. Kids, learn from the mistakes of your parents and never ever trust a single savings system. I keep hearing about grandmas who lost everything, but they took that risk! They took the risk knowing they were going to be very wealthy IF the risk turned out right.

      I don't invest one dime in a publicly traded stock. They're all shams -- they grow in dollar value more because the dollar falls in value and needs more to cover the same costs. I also don't invest in companies that use immoral procedures to con their employees and investors -- again something that almost every SEC regulated company does. The SEC is the fraudster here for setting up impossible levels of service that can never be met, and for trying to combat crimes that don't really exist.

      It is all common sense, most investors should try to look into getting some, I guess.

    5. Re:Obvious facts are not needed here by hotdiggity · · Score: 1
      We should be stringing Greenspan up on a pole for all to see, but instead he makes $150,000 per speech defending his terrible money supply fraud.

      What? Comparing Alan Greenspan to Ken Lay? Alan Greenspan oversaw a period of unprecedented growth in the US at inflation mainly around 3%, just like now - take a look at a 30-year graph. Everyone got richer because of productivity improvements. The 2000 bubble came because investors threw logic out the window, had no basic understanding of macro- or micro-economics, and piled all their money into stocks without asking questions. Remember the phrase, "the new economy"? That meant that Greenspan's interest rates changes were thought to have no impact on stock market prices. Even when he was ratcheting up the prime rate at 50 basis points a pop and warning of irrational exuberance.

      And it worked. We had a soft landing in the economy. Alan Greenspan's duty is to the economy, not the naive investors of the stock market. And the economy prevailed, even if naive investors didn't.

      The charges against Ken Lay are a massive breach of trust, and are relatively black and white. Greenspan is trusted with the American economy, with subjective, highly argued goals, and he has prevailed in keeping it safe. There is no basis for comparison here.

    6. Re:Obvious facts are not needed here by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I agree with you on the idiocy of investing in one thing.

      However, I would say that stocks grow in value because the people running them show they have and can expand a revenue stream.

      Stock prices fly on rising earnings and likely rising future earnings.

      Put it this way... You invest 10k in a company that produces 1k per year of earnings. They figure out how to be more profitable and are now producing 10k per year of earnings. What is your 10k of stock likely to be worth? Clearly, anyone on the planet would buy a stock for 10k that produces 10k per year in earnings so the price gets bid up to where the return on your stock is in line with other kinds of investments-- usually to about 2 to 3 % over a 'safe' kind of investment like CD's or bonds.

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    7. Re:Obvious facts are not needed here by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "I don't believe in insider trading laws because anyone who runs a business, works for a business, or is involved with any internal operations of a business definitely has insider information and will act on it. It is ridiculous to think that you can legislate what a corporation has to offer its investors -- if the investors want information, they should make sure it is contractually required for the corporation to offer that information."

      I agree for the most part what you are saying about this. But in the Stewart case, her stockbroker was also the company owner's stockbroker. When the owner decides to "dump" a bunch of shares the day before an FDA ruling comes out, and the stockbroker decides to call Martha to let her know what is up, that is the very definition of insider trading. Martha would have had no knowledge of this outside her stockbroker tipping her off. Now if the stockbroker had called everybody that had stock in Imclone, that would be different...

      As far as the 4000 employees, a lot of them had stock options and did not choose to invest their personal money in Enron. And if those employees had known the true financial state of Enron, I think they could have made better decisions about their stocks...(not all 4000 were probably as smug as the two "friends" you knew)

      I don't invest in any publicly traded stocks either, for all the reasons that you pointed out are wrong with the entire system.

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    8. Re:Obvious facts are not needed here by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      "Insider trading" also provides a valuable market signal.

    9. Re:Obvious facts are not needed here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't believe in insider trading laws because anyone who runs a business, works for a business, or is involved with any internal operations of a business definitely has insider information and will act on it"
      Yes but you cant go to all your friends and say sell stock in my company because we are hemoraging cash. That is insider trading, that undermines the whole concept of publicly trading stock. Altough some may not agree with it, it is what it is. Not everyone agrees with speed limits, but it is what it is.

      For all those people that blame the employees for "putting all ther eggs in one basket" by not diversifying: Your missing one big point, even if you put all you money into one stock you can sell before you loose everything. However the Employees of Enron couldn't "sell High" until the stock dropped to a certain point. All the while ENRON execs were taking their money out. They flat plain lied & robbed thier investors & employees.

    10. Re:Obvious facts are not needed here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, just wow. So, the whole Enron collaspe was entirely the fault of Greenspan and government regulation, and Ken Lay is not in any way responsible.

      Well, you know, with a response like that, you didn't need to tell us you are a CEO yourself. Make your millions by whatever means necessary, and blame the government in the end, just like Ken Lay did. And you wonder why the American people hate people like you so much?

    11. Re:Obvious facts are not needed here by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Martha actually got nailed for obstructing justice.

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    12. Re:Obvious facts are not needed here by Jon+Luckey · · Score: 1
      dad21 wrote in different places:

      What laws were broken by Lay? "Conspiracy to commit securities fraud and wire fraud." What does that mean exactly? It means that they didn't jump through the regulation hoops the way that your government mandated they do.

      and

      if the investors want information, they should make sure it is contractually required for the corporation to offer that information. That is the best way to get rid of the problem, not new laws when old contract laws would suffice.

      and he misses the point completely.

      Under 'old contract laws' they were not allowed to LIE, in other words, commit fraud. The 'hoops' were in place to make it harder to lie. But they went through the extra effort to commit fraud anyway. Without the hoops it would have just been easier. Don't say the regulations caused the Enron debacle. The thieves would have grifted the money another way if the hoops were not there. You declare people who con their employees and investors as immoral. The Enron inner circle did that. Were they less moral because it took more effort to con their victims, or were they just immoral to begin with.

      The latter seems the obivious answer to me.

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    13. Re:Obvious facts are not needed here by Bamafan77 · · Score: 1
      What laws were broken by Lay? "Conspiracy to commit securities fraud and wire fraud." What does that mean exactly? It means that they didn't jump through the regulation hoops the way that your government mandated they do...
      When people make up fictional companies to shuffle money around to hide the true state of their company and then lies to everyone, that's fraud. When the CEO knows things are bad, but then lies to his workers and stockholders and tells them everything is OK, then that's also fraud.
      Securities fraud cases are always "derivative" crimes, meaning they are made up crimes -- there were no actual victims who were harmed physically from these actions.
      So does that mean we should just allow this kind of fraudulent behavior with no legal repurcussions? If you do, that's fine - we'll just have to agree to disagree.
      Much of the blame for Enron's collapse should be pointed to Alan Greenspan who created money out of thin air with his decade of inflationary monetary policy.
      That may or may not be true. I doubt you personally could prove this, though it's an intriguing idea. Regardless, it has zilch to do with the issue at hand.
    14. Re:Obvious facts are not needed here by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 1
      Is your post a joke?
      Yes, all of Dada's posts are jokes.

      Dada is a troll in the classic sense. He posts insanely stupid comments and delights in the replies by anyone foolish enough to take him seriously. Posters like him provide an invaluable service to the Slashdot community, by reminding us all that we should be skeptical of everything we read.
    15. Re:Obvious facts are not needed here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but she was certainly engaged in insider trading. They were simply more certain that they could nail her for lying than they were to get a conviction for insider trading. The reason criminals get convicted for "made up crimes" like obstruction or failure to pay taxes, is largely because they destroy the evidence of their other crimes. The governmeny simply smacks them for what it can actually prove to a jury while following legal processes.

  95. I Miss Monica - Ode to an Intern by SimHacker · · Score: 0, Troll

    Oh yes, that horrible Democratic corruption which stains dresses, makes cigars smell like fish, and relieves the president's pent up tension after working all night to pass a budget after the god-fearing Republicans shut down the government. I forgot to mention that. Thanks for reminding me.

    I Miss Monica - Ode to an intern.

    <sarcasm>I'm glad to know you Republican ass-holes are still fighting the good fight against consentual blow-jobs. Blow jobs kill a lot more people than senseless wars, and they cost taxpayers much more than $293,646,760,794. I'm glad you have your priorities straight, and that you aren't hipocrits for hold double standards.</sarcasm>

    -Don

    PS: <truth>Ann Coulter is a MAN, baby! And if you want to fuck her, then you're gay!<truth>

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    1. Re:I Miss Monica - Ode to an Intern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please. Both the parties are horrifically corrupt, and if you don't realize that then you aren't paying attention to politics and the laws that get passed. The Republicans are just more blatant about it.

    2. Re:I Miss Monica - Ode to an Intern by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The Republicans are just more blatant about it

      Blatant? How about a sitting senator that considers naming everything in West Virginia after himself to be his top priority? That, and having his friends in the road business pave it over with your tax dollars. That is pretty blatant... but it's not nearly as delicious as a congressman with $90,000 in his freezer. No, blatancy is not peculiar to one party or the other.

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    3. Re:I Miss Monica - Ode to an Intern by macsimcon · · Score: 1

      Oh come on. Are a dirt mound and Everest both mountains? Of course not. You're choosing one of the few scandals involving a Democrat and comparing it to dozens of scandals involving Republicans. Let's have a little perspective..

    4. Re:I Miss Monica - Ode to an Intern by VP · · Score: 1

      How about a sitting senator that considers naming everything in West Virginia after himself to be his top priority? That, and having his friends in the road business pave it over with your tax dollars.

      Ted Stevens is from Alaska.

    5. Re:I Miss Monica - Ode to an Intern by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

      but it's not nearly as delicious as a congressman with $90,000 in his freezer.

      What better place to keep some cold, hard cash just in case of emergencies?

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  96. Good Riddance by snsr · · Score: 0

    and better luck next time.

  97. Lay: "We're the Microsoft of Energy" by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    Hmmmmmm...... What fortune does this portend.

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  98. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by javamann · · Score: 1

    You forgot "Bastards"

  99. Oh my god, they killed Kenny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you Bastards!

  100. A good start by msuzio · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, I can't be anything but damn happy about this. My only disappointment is that he didn't actually serve some time behind bars before dying. He and his cronies were pure scum, worse than any blue-collar criminal by far. A street thug ends up ruining a few people's lives -- these manipulative assholes ruined thousands of people's lives as they sat in their comfy boardrooms and made their schemes.

  101. He could have been truly clueless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am told that Sen. Joe McCarthy (who easily wrecked as many lives as Lay) couldn't understand why anyone would be unhappy with him. I'm not saying he was a psychopath ... well maybe.

    Just in case, here's a link to the psychopathy checklist:
    http://www.swin.edu.au/victims/resources/assessmen t/personality/psychopathy_checklist.html

  102. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by vought · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He grew up in Missouri and he was a son of a preacher. He was one of five children, and he grew this whole company, Enron, from nothing.

    From nothing, to nothing. Are you trying to convince us that he was a good confidence artist?

    Ken Lay caused misery. The money he helped to steal from all the people of California (with the help of a misguided Public Utilities Commission) could have dampened the state's economic recession - a problem blamed on politicians who had less power than Lay.

    Ken Lay caused misery by believing that a nonfeeling, noncaring organization had the power to do good by free market principles. Ask all the people in Houston and elsewhere - people who were encouraged by Lay and Skilling to invest their retirement savings in a legal shell game named Enron stock.

    I'm sure he was a nice guy. And I'm sure that he deserved to be held accountable in a more agonizing way - but it's some small solace that he spent his last few minutes on earth knowing that for a hundred years, people in the United States, from Atlanta to San Diego will curse his name.

  103. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by fermion · · Score: 4, Interesting
    First, there are many rich people in Texas. Many of these people have more pathetic rag to riches stories than Ken Lay. Rising from nothing to person of wealth is nothing extremely inteseting. It is the American dream, and is possible for those who wish to work. The thing with Ken Lay was, as oppossed to most wealthy people in Texas, is he appered to have no morals or humility.

    Second, I have never though of being the child as a preacher as a necessary asset. A preacher asks for money in the name of god, not for the value of a direct service or product. There was a time when this was ok, like for a King or a Lord or something, where the sefs starved while one sat in a guilded highrise. But America now mostly knows that work is what brings wealth, and there is no cosmic cash machine. However, if one is raised on the principle of entitlement, then one might do anything to insure that entitlement.

    Third, independent persons with knowledge knew Enron was bad juju. I myself was told by those in the know to stay away. It was not just that Enron was encoraging staff to buy Enron stock, almost every company was guilty of that practice. It was not just that Enron was booking and paying commission on sales that generated not positive cashflow. Again, that was a standard dot com practice. Rather, it was the products made no sense and there was no core direction. As was suspected before the fact, and known after, the products were shills of productivity.

    In the end Ken Lay was nothing special except for his cluelessness and lack of humility. Many people realized he was simply incompetent, and would have accepted a statement of responsibility and an apology. Rather, he his behind technicalities and avoided the responsiblities that were ultimately his as the head of the enterprise.

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  104. Where's my violin? by Wansu · · Score: 0



    I hope that god damn crook busts hell wide open.

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  105. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Bootvis · · Score: 1

    And the suckers mod him Insightful. Disclaimer: Yes I know Lay screwed a lot of people.

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  106. The conspiricy people are already at it. by elgee · · Score: 1

    I am not sure if this has already been said on this thread, but I am already getting hints that the conspiricy freaks are saying he isn't really dead. He just faked his death so he could escape prison.

    1. Re:The conspiricy people are already at it. by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 0

      Why is there always someone who refuses to believe the obvious?

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  107. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    While I agree that ultimately they are responsible for that, Ken Lay was pushing for many ppl to invest more, while at the same time he was pulling his out AND lieing to them. Basically, he bushwhacked them.

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  108. Oh, the irony by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I read down to the very bottom of the page and read today's randomly-generated quote:
    Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead. -- Euripides
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    1. Re:Oh, the irony by rishistar · · Score: 1

      Equally ironic, my random quote is

      I met a wonderful new man. He's fictional, but you can't have everything. -- Cecelia, "The Purple Rose of Cairo"

      Doubly ironic, the word in the image to have to type in is 'shame'

      --
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    2. Re:Oh, the irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine seems oddly appropriate also:

      Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too. -- D.J. Hicks

    3. Re:Oh, the irony by ProfM · · Score: 1
      I read down to the very bottom of the page and read today's randomly-generated quote
      Hmm ... for me it said: Retrace your steps

      That may be a little harder now

  109. I WILL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE THE BODY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bullshit! He's out of this country! Plain and simple.......

  110. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reed Slatkin was also a $cientologist.

    Fraudster and sucker, all wrapped up into one.

  111. Karma is a Bitch by ddmau · · Score: 1

    Fat lot of good it did him to accumulate all that money.... especially on the backs of other people..... Hope there's a special place in Hell for people like him .....or he comes back as a if you believe in that sort of thing (reincarnation)

  112. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by rolyatknarf · · Score: 1

    "From now on I'm only going to associate with people that have demonic beady eyes and fresh blood dripping from their chin." I think I love you.

  113. AKA... by stimpleton · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...and that they[work collegues] felt devoted to him.

    These devottees are otherwise known as faithfull lieutenants.

    ...needed when ones business growth is to progress beyond stage three.

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  114. MOD PAREND +1 FUNNY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn fine parody, my friend!

  115. Faked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahhh, c'mon people...he faked his death to avoid prison time. He's probably sun bathing in Venezuela by now. ;-)

  116. I Don't Think So... by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It's not Karma when someone dies. Everyone dies eventually.

    What's Karma is when you have everything you worked your entire life to build destroyed before your eyes because you got greedy and stole a lot of people's money. Which was in the process when he died. I suspect that a large portion of the fortune he's leaving behind will go to the US Government instead of his surviving family.

    Ken Lay fucked up the lives of a lot of people. Thousands of Enron ex-employees will not be able to retire thanks to his actions. I doubt those people will feel vindicated by his death. I suspect that there will be some very bitter Wal-mart greeters in the next 20 years. Even his heirs won't be on solid ground given the controversy over his fortune. I'd suggest striking his name from the history books except that those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

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    1. Re:I Don't Think So... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "I suspect that a large portion of the fortune he's leaving behind will go to the US Government instead of his surviving family."
      since his conviction will be removed(this is common when someone dies before they can have a chance to appeal), I would wager that the Government will not get any money.

      OTOH, people who lost money could sue his estate in civil court. If they had any money left to sue, that is.

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    2. Re:I Don't Think So... by smokeslikeapoet · · Score: 1

      A large portion of every rich person estate goes to the government, whether they are criminals or not. It's called the estate tax and if your estate is worth more than two million and you don't shelter the US government will take 48%.

    3. Re:I Don't Think So... by Yenshee · · Score: 1

      Judging from this NYT article, there may not be much left for the government to take.

    4. Re:I Don't Think So... by koick · · Score: 1

      He still died in Aspen, instead of jail. I'd say he still has a little net worth if he owns property in Aspen.

    5. Re:I Don't Think So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      FACTS:

      1. The employees of Enron lost an enourmous amount of money.
      2. Enron stockholders lost billions of dollars.
      3. Ken Lay's net worth didn't come anywhere near the money "lost".
      4. The money didn't vanish or get teleported to Mars.

      SIMPLE SUPPOSITION:

      The law of "Conservation of Wealth" requires that someone on the outside became very, very filthy rich as Enron went down the toilet.

      OBVIOUS QUESTION:

              Where did all that money go??

      HINT:

      To better understand the game, try Google or Wikipedia searches for
              Michael Robert Milken
              Neil Bush

      Have fun!

    6. Re:I Don't Think So... by mrtivo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually right now it's something like 0%. The congress is debating extending this too.

    7. Re:I Don't Think So... by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      "It's not Karma when someone dies. Everyone dies eventually"

      Correct!

      Karma, in Ken's case, is being ressurected as a drought loving plant with urea intolerance over his own grave.

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  117. In Soviet Enron... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... The corpse defecates on YOU!

  118. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by Azghoul · · Score: 0

    Sunlight and visibility = good.

    Sarbanes-Oxley = bad.

    Fraud = already illegal.

    Accounting practices = different for every company, every state, every nation.

  119. Another side effect of Lay's death by Scareduck · · Score: 5, Interesting
    According to the Wall Street Journal Law Blog , Lay's death might cause his conviction to be expunged.
    Question: What happens to Lay's conviction?

    Answer: Lay's conviction might be expunged, says criminal law professor Peter Henning in a fascinating post on the White Collar CrimeProf blog. Citing Fifth Circuit law (the federal jurisdiction encompassing Houston), Henning says that when a defendant dies before appellate review of a conviction, the death "abates, ab initio, the entire criminal proceeding." In a recent Fifth Circuit decision, United States v. Estate of Parsons, the court explained that "the appeal does not just disappear, and the case is not merely dismissed. Instead, everything associated with the case is extinguished, leaving the defendant as if he had never been indicted or convicted." The Fifth Circuit explained the rationale for the rule: "The finality principle reasons that the state should not label one as guilty until he has exhausted his opportunity to appeal. The punishment principle asserts that the state should not punish a dead person or his estate."

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    1. Re:Another side effect of Lay's death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So does his family just get to keep all of his ill-begotten earnings? Shouldn't the case continue with Lay's sentence being converted into fines that are subtracted from his estate before any will can be executed?

    2. Re:Another side effect of Lay's death by 955301 · · Score: 1

      Which is why everyone here must recognize that this was not an accident, but a suicide! The guy weighed the gold in his pile and figured he'd rather give it to his family than the suckers he stole it from. Sociopath to the last breath.

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    3. Re:Another side effect of Lay's death by cpu_fusion · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Will this protect his estate from civil cases, I wonder.

      If so, it would inspire suicide intended to clear one's name, and protect one's $$$ from being taken from offspring.

    4. Re:Another side effect of Lay's death by StaticEngine · · Score: 1

      If he turns up living some time after the expungement, can he not be re-tried due to Double Jepardy?

    5. Re:Another side effect of Lay's death by cpuffer_hammer · · Score: 1

      Now it will be all his fault, Skilling will go into court saying it was all Lay's doing and there will be no reason for anyone to say otherwise.

    6. Re:Another side effect of Lay's death by chefgirl · · Score: 1

      His estate will still be open to civil cases; therefore, he would have no reason to commit suicide. He would only cause his family more trouble by doing this.

    7. Re:Another side effect of Lay's death by rnelsonee · · Score: 1
      From CNN:

      ---
      And Joel Androphy, partner at Houston-based law firm Berg & Androphy, said that if a defendant is deceased, civil claimants can't seek punitive damages. Any civil lawsuits would have to be limited to compensatory damages, or those losses that were actually incurred by an individual, he said.
      ---

  120. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Bemopolis · · Score: 1

    ...and he knew how to treat a lady.

    Bemopolis

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  121. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sometimes sudden death is a blessing.

    The ones who survive have to suffer

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  122. I think I'll wait by caudron · · Score: 1

    I think I'll wait to see if netcraft can confirm this. I'm still a little gunshy from the whole *BSD thing.

    Tom Caudron
    http://tom.digitalelite.com/

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  123. Not Dead by EEJD · · Score: 1

    Who do you have to bribe in a podunk little town full of people you've known for a long time to fake your death? The guys at the morgue? The local police? Not hard for a guy with that much money and that much motive.

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  125. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by dsgitl · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Give. Me. A. Break.

    Working stiffs need to diversify their portfolio? Sure. How many 9-to-5ers do you think putting away $60 a paycheck had the wherewithal to take investing classes for their $10,000 retirement kitty? How many of them do you imagine had financial consultants on payrool?

    Please. If I mug you the day you happen to have your laptop, iPod, cellphone, PSP, and engagement ring for your girlfriend on you, is it your fault? All those Cambodians get blamed because they put all of their eggs (i.e. their lives) in one basket by living in Cambodia?

    Don't be an apologist stooge. It's unbecoming.

  126. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by badmammajamma · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ken Lay was a piece of shit. I couldn't care less if he blew sunshine up the ass of people who worked around him to make them think he was a great guy. Personally, I'm deeply saddened that the thieving fuck won't rot in jail the rest of his life like he fucking deserves. Of course, a better sentence would have been to put him in a room for 30 minutes with all the people he fucked over but that's of no avail now either. If it were up to me, I'd open a monument on his grave that invites people to come piss on it.

    Oh, and anyone who respected Ken Lay deserves to get pissed on too.

    *anxiously awaits to get modded down* :)

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  127. Bush to allow Lay to lay-in-state by cpopin · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to hear Bush's comments on Lay's passing.

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  128. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1
    Hitler was vegetarian.

    Stalin was not, and yet he killed 3x the no. of people Hitler did. what's your point ?

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  129. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by zaphod_es · · Score: 2, Informative
    A guy eulogizes someone who he had a good deal of respect for and you piss on his grave.

    Ugh! Right where I was planning to dance ... the dirty b*****d!
  130. Comment worthy of late night comedy by cpopin · · Score: 1

    My compliments!

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  131. A Little Too Convenient by LordVaderSithLord · · Score: 1

    Don't you all think that this is just a little too convenient. The man was facing possibly life in prison, which for a white collar crime is a huge sentence which he justly deserves, but he all of a sudden dies. Can you all say suicide? I knew that you could. Or wait maybe he is still alive and we will start having Ken Lay sitings at trailer-parks and Walmarts across America?

  132. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Large portions of Buffet's fortune derive from government bailouts of his insurance companies in the early days, don't they ? He would buy insurance companies, use the premiums to invest in more companies, and if a hurricane hit while his money was tied up, instead of selling his investments to pay the claims he'd get the government to bail him out with some cash or loans, right ? I have this on verbal authority, and see no mention of it on wikipedia, so if anyone can confirm or deny please respond.

  133. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    more than lying, theft and fraud. And employees with stocks and stock options or the pension plan didn't get a choice to diversify their investments.

  134. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

    Wow you are cold-hearted. You're upset that someone at /. compared him to Ted Bundy, so instead of just disputing it you decided to be an ass and tear down the ex-employees of Enron. You should be sick of yourself. Not everyone knows Financial Planning 101. Those ex-employees blame more people than Lay. Con-man do things knowing it will destroy peoples lifes and they don't care, that's what makes it more than a simple lie. You want to see how one lie ruined lifes then go talk to those whose lifes were ruined. It wasn't a simple lie, it was a huge con. Purposely blacking out power to raise your companies stock is more than a lie.

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  135. "Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead" by akpoff · · Score: 1
    Quote at bottom of this article page:
    Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead. -- Euripides
  136. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Jerry · · Score: 1
    I tend to suspect that the oh-so-clever accounting techniques and special purpose entities Andrew Fastow cooked up to keep Enron's debts off their books was far more complicated than Ken could understand. (They're certainly too much for my little brain.) But instead of asking tough questions, Ken just shrugged and signed off on them.


    Not so clever. Fastow merely copied Microsoft's accounting techniques, as several other companies have, but he over-used them. For example: getting a certain sleezbag NC politician to add a sneaky addemdum to an omnibus bill that would require the IRS to "refund" Microsoft every time an employee cashed in stock options given them to them by Microsoft in liou of cash.
    http://www.fool.com/portfolios/rulemaker/2000/rule maker000217.htm
    Corporations pay taxes on their own income (generally 35%), but money they pay out in salaries to employees is deductible from the corporation's income. Since granting options to employees results in taxable income to those employees, Microsoft gets to deduct that taxable employee income from its own taxable corporate income, and that's where Microsoft got a tax-free $3.1 billion in cash in fiscal 1999: "Stock option income tax benefits."


      Net result: The EMPLOYEE was TAXED when they exercised the option and YOU ended up paying for the development of Microsoft's applications, and Microsoft didn't have payroll deductions, state or federal income tax payments, or FICA shares. Pure profit, against which HONESTLY run companies had to unfairly compete.

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  137. Sentencing? by MrCopilot · · Score: 4, Interesting
    IANAL but,

    He dies before sentencing, Now we have no yardstick for similar crooks in the future, no order of restitution to be paid. Inheritance gets whatever he had left + life insurance benefits (which I bet is a pretty good chunk of any state budget)

    A Republican friend of mine mockingly said "How dare he die before we get a chance to punish him." What he say in jest, I say in earnest.

    Personally, I would have liked to see him live a long, long, long life breaking rocks in the hot sun. Since he probably would have ended up at Club Fed, I hope it hurt a tenth as much as losing your retirement and life savings overnight.

    As an Atheist, I get no satisfaction from him keeling over. I literally feel robbed, and I had no money in their company. The people who did probably feel robbed all over again.

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    1. Re:Sentencing? by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      As an Atheist, I get no satisfaction from him keeling over. I literally feel robbed, and I had no money in their company. The people who did probably feel robbed all over again.

      Regardless of one's belief about heaven/hell, one can believe in a collective consciousness as a heaven/hell here on Earth.

      Having everyone who knows Kenneth Lay's name and associate it with negativity, and even other people that exhibit similar behavior and being labeled as similar to a Kenneth Lay is some sense of karma or hell in my eye, and no god or spiritual beliefs are necessary.

    2. Re:Sentencing? by autophile · · Score: 1
      I literally feel robbed, and I had no money in their company.

      [humor] No money? I guess you owned Enron stock? [/humor]

      --Rob

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  138. He died as he lived... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...vacationing in Aspen

  139. Why is this on Slashdot? by Grant,thompson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I understand this is news and should be reported, but why on /.? As the place for "news for nerds", where is the nerd factor? So a rich guy who did some bad things died because he ate too many Big Macs (or the Ruth's Chris version)...

    1. Re:Why is this on slashdot? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> What good is this mans death?.. Will it prevent him from doing it again?

      I think it might be a fair assumption :-)

    2. Re:Why is this on slashdot? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      A better way to put it would be. I this the only way to prevent him from doing it again?

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  140. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

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  141. Clifford Baxter by ph43thon · · Score: 1

    http://archives.cnn.com/2002/US/01/25/enron.suicid e/
    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/04/10/eveningn ews/main505845.shtml

    Hahaha! You can't stop the conspiracy theory!! Poor old Vice Chairman Clifford Baxter had integrity and didn't like the what went down at Enron.. guess it got to him back in 2002.. and he killed himself. Just before investigators could speak with him.

    Hehehehehee!!

    P.S. I'm convinced there's a conspiracy surround why no one had mentioned this yet..

  142. The terrorists win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guy makes a ton of money...
    Ruins people's lives...
    And now he dies a martyr, and has 72 virgins waiting for him!

  143. Out of gas by digital.prion · · Score: 1

    All that evil built up in his bones and then suddenly, he had to reboot.

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  144. In Other News by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

    Just minutes before Lays heartattack, Prez Bush called him up and stated that he wouldn't be able to pardon him in 2008. His spot was taken by Saddam.

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  145. That's a false choice by Microsift · · Score: 1

    I'm reasonably confident that we would not have needed to release anyone from jail to put Ken Lay in jail while he awaited sentencing. If we would have to let someone out, I'm sure we could find a nonviolent person who was arrested for possesion of marijuana. It sounds like your friend's husband needs to be in jail, but that has nothing to do with this.

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  146. He had a heart? by thewiz · · Score: 1

    Don't you need a heart to have a heart attack?
    After what he and his cronies did I didn't think they had a whole one between them.

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  147. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

    And this makes it his fault how? If I go to Hong Kong and someone sells me a 'Rolex', does that make it their fault? Personally, I don't have much problem with people preying on the chronically stupid. Of course he's a bad bad man, but I'd like you to show me any broker that doesn't push the stocks he's paid to push, whether or not they're in the best interests of their clients' portfolio.

    There are plenty of pump and dump scammers out there, idiots are ruined by them every day. Do they get major media coverage? The fact that Lay was a high-ranking employee of a major corporation is beside the point, IMO. All he did was swindle money out of people who would probably have had that money swinded out of them some other way.

    It reminds me of the saying... "A fool and his money are soon parted."

  148. Bill Gates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about Mr. Bill?

  149. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Gorm+the+DBA · · Score: 1
    That's great...*IF* you get the chance.

    Large numbers of companies, including Enron, forced their employees to keep large portions of (if not all of) their retirement portfolios in 401K's invested in Company Stock.

    If you aren't allowed to diversify, it's appropriate to blame the bigwig fraudulent CEO for ruining your retirement. And that's exactly what happened here.

  150. I'm really disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that Ken Lay isn't going to be Bubba's prison bitch for the next decade.

  151. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by owlstead · · Score: 1

    In that case more people would be hurt less hard. In financial terms, the loss stays the same. Thousands upon thousands if not more were affected by this. Ted Bundy certainly did not have as much impact. I hate it when these kind of leeches don't get what they deserve. With all that power and priveledges should come an enourmous amount of responsability. I've known scores upon scores of people that are very nice to be around. This generally does not make a good person. The biggest devils wear the biggest smiles.

  152. "I'm not Dead Yet!" by doublem · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is he REALLY dead?

    Most of his cash "vanished" shortly before his arrest, and his assets were never frozen.

    When Lay collapsed, his personal assistant called Lay's personal doctor, not an ambulance. It was Lay's personal physician who pronounced Lay dead.

    Lay's will, revised just a couple of months ago, calls for his cremation, and his widow was out of the country when he died. She's reportedly having medical complications from "The shock of her belove husband's sudden death." As a result, she's not expected to return to the states for the funeral.

    Details on who signed the death certificate are fuzzy, but there are no plans for an autopsy. He's scheduled for cremation tomorrow morning.

    Any bets there's no actual body in the casket, or if there is, it's not Ken Lay's?

    Billions are now being spent nationwide by American CEOs on similar contingency plans for faking one's own death and moving vast financial resources to a safe location out of the country.

    Ken Lay has become quite a roll model for Corporate CEOs all over the country. He made a vast fortune, and despite being caught, manged to keep a large number of his cohorts from facing any real repercussions while escaping with his own fortune largely intact.

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    1. Re:"I'm not Dead Yet!" by JesterXXV · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Do you actually have any sources on any of that?

      Specifically, you mention that Lay's personal doctor pronounced him dead, but linked article says that a hospital spokesperson confirmed it.

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    2. Re:"I'm not Dead Yet!" by aztektum · · Score: 3, Informative

      It says right in the article "In a statement, the Pitkin County Sheriff's office said a coroner's autopsy is pending and autopsy results will be available later this week."

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    3. Re:"I'm not Dead Yet!" by vertinox · · Score: 1

      It says right in the article "In a statement, the Pitkin County Sheriff's office said a coroner's autopsy is pending and autopsy results will be available later this week."

      Not to be a conspiracist, but how do we know the either:

      1.) Doctors and sheriff aren't on the payroll
      2.) They are just looking at a body that happens to look a whole lot like Lay

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    4. Re:"I'm not Dead Yet!" by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      you're wrong.

      the head of the corporation was REALLY run by...

      (wait for it)

      a canary!

      the corporation does the crime, but bird does the crime.

      its a common technique. cm burns wasn't the first to use it, just the first to admit to using it.

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    5. Re:"I'm not Dead Yet!" by aiyo · · Score: 1

      Autopsy results are out. He had a prior heart attack. http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867 ,19703330-31037,00.html

  153. meaning of PMITA by tomcres · · Score: 1
    For the benefit of all of our foreign friends out there who did not see the movie "Office Space" in English:

    PMITA = Pound Me In The Ass (prison)

    In other words, the kind of prison where you're likely going to end up real "intimate" with some guy named "Avocado," not the typical country-club style prison that most of the rich and famous get to go to.

  154. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by RatPh!nk · · Score: 1

    Well said, and likely to a large degree correct.

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  155. Sarbanes-Oxely by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Insightful
    and is to thank for our having to live with Sarbanes-Oxely.

    Just off the top of my head, It seems to me that you actually have guys named Sarbanes and Oxely to thank for having to live with Sarbanes-Oxely.

  156. Just before he died... by Vrykoulakas · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    In regards to his appeal, he was heard saying, "If I'm lying, I'm dieing." And then, with a heavy heart... well, y'know the story.

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  157. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

    And Hitler was just killing jews who would eventually die of old age anyhow.

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  158. The ultimate penalty by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    I hope any potentially larcenous executives out there realize that the penalty for being caught, shamed, and convicted of being a criminal can be death when you are Ken's age (even down into the 50's really).

    Ken could have avoided this fate. If he had managed enron well or just got the hell out of dodge if he couldn't, he would probably be alive and very happy today.

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  159. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by tompaulco · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hindsight is 20/20, isn't it? Well, people have been saying "don't put all your eggs in one basket" for centuries, but people still do it. Of course, not nearly so many people do now as did before the Enron scandal. That is when it truly came to light that it was not a good idea to invest in your place of business. So I for one, don't blame the victims. I blame the ones who victimized them.
    As an aside, the company I most recently worked for only recently (after I left) gave employees a choice as to what their 401k match went into. When I was there, your only choice was company stock.
    I know people who lost hundreds of thousands due to other people's lies and mismanagement. My father worked for Lucent and lost a huge amount of money. He was diversified, so didn't lose everything, but hundreds of thousand remain hundreds of thousands even if you don't lose everything. I lost hundreds of thousands due to Dennis Kozlowski's lies. I'm still bitter even though I was somewhat diversified.

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  160. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by GigG · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well that does it! No more hanging around polite charming people for me.

    That's why I hang around /.

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  161. The Thought Of Prison Sex by AzsxQuii · · Score: 1

    I hate to sound like a prick...But maybe the thought of prison sex put him over the edge. After seing Enron:The smartest men in the room; I can't feel sorry for his passing. He has caused many people grief. Karma, it seems, always has the last say.

  162. Fortune footer is apropos by Blurfle · · Score: 0

    The fortune(8) footer that appeared at the end of the comments section seems all too fitting: "Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead. -- Euripides"

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  163. Museum contributions no longer tainted? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

    When I recently visited the Houston Museum of Natural Science (for the Body Worlds travelling exhibit -- cool!), I noticed that their Hall of the Americas included Ken and Linda Lay as contributors. You don't see it on the website -- in fact, Google doesn't show any instances of his name on the hmns.org site at all -- but up at the Americas exhibit, there's a big, glowing sign proclaiming the Lay family's generosity.

    I wondered at the time whether they just hadn't gotten around to applying the duct tape, like they did at Enron Field, since renamed to something more wholesome. But now that we* can look back and say "Aw, poor schmuck", maybe the HMNS and the other museums that benefitted from Lay's largesse can put the duct tape away for good.

    * "we": For values of "we" that don't include Enron shareholders as of late 2001.

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  164. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by GuyMannDude · · Score: 0

    Wow you are cold-hearted. You're upset that someone at /. compared him to Ted Bundy, so instead of just disputing it you decided to be an ass and tear down the ex-employees of Enron.

    I wouldn't say I'm "upset" but I'm definitely disappointed. This is nothing more than Goodwin's law, slightly modified. Ken Lay is a bad man. We all agree. Why bring Ted Bundy into this?

    I wouldn't say that I'm "tearing down" the ex-employees of Enron either. I'm pointing out that they aren't 100% innocent and responsibility-free in all this. Don't be so binary.

    You should be sick of yourself.

    Well, I'm sick to my stomach with a culture in which people are always looking to blame someone else for their problems. Does that count?

    Not everyone knows Financial Planning 101.

    That's true. Children don't. These people are adults. Part of being an adult is taking precautions to reduce the likelihood of disaster.

    You want to see how one lie ruined lifes then go talk to those whose lifes were ruined.

    As I stated in my original post, I do feel sorry for these people. But that doesn't mean I have to portray them as completely helpless individuals who had no role in the disaster that befell them.

    It wasn't a simple lie, it was a huge con. Purposely blacking out power to raise your companies stock is more than a lie.

    A con is a lie. Was it a "simple" lie? Who cares! It was a lie. It doesn't compare to butchering or bludgeoning someone.

    GMD

  165. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by seanadams.com · · Score: 3, Insightful

    what Other Reasons could there be to not increase corporate financial accountability?

    The down-side to Sarbox is that it massively increases accouting burden and raises the bar in terms of funds and overhead required for any small company to go public. This both reduces the benefits of going public and limits the IPO opportunity to larger, better funded corporations, at the expense of many more interesting younger companies. It puts the opportunity further out of reach of smaller entreprenuers.

    Most venture investors and entreprenuers feel that Sarbox goes too far. You seem to be speaking strictly from the perspective of a (rather uninformed) public shareholder, and frankly you seem to lack the necessary insight into the costs of Sarbox compliance to form a balanced viewpoint. Increasing penalties for (and actually enforcing) SEC rules would have gone a long way without having to add new requirements.

  166. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by maeltor · · Score: 1

    Yeah I don't think comparing him to Ted Bundy is warranted either. If he did do what he was convicted of, then it was worse than lying, but its not murder. And to the people commenting on your cold heartedness. I kind of agree with you actually. People DO need to diversify. I understand that pension plans are tied to company performance, but you don't need a fscking college degree to know you need to have options in case the worse should happen. Shit you can't turn on the TV without seeing an advertisement "educating" about the need for diversification. I feel for these people, I really do. It sucks and its completely not fair that their lives were destroyed by someone elses greed, but COME ON people. THINK BEFORE you blindly put your money into the company line. Maybe cut a little out from the money you put into the pension funds and put it somewhere else. Its not THAT difficult to figure out. You don't need to know the stock market to put money into an investment vehicle. Thats just common sense. Hell I'm not an economist and i'm not rich by any means but I still do my research and talk to people I know when I make a major financial decision like investments, etc. Its just good advice. My .02

  167. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

    There you people go again, with your horrible analogies. When Hitler scooped up Jews (and homosexuals and the infirm and pretty much anyone else he didn't like) and ploped them down into death camps, they didn't have much choice in the matter. I can choose to do my research before I put my money into a stock that doesn't exist. I can choose not to buy stuff from the back of some guy's van down an alley in New York. The people at Enron could chose to diversify (God knows you can't watch TV for ten minutes without some commercial or other telling you to) instead of putting all their eggs in one basket, then soaking up the media attention with their sob stories.

    I'm not defending what Lay, or any other con-man does, but there comes a point when you have to accept personal responsibility for making stupid choices. This is something Amercians are not very good at.

  168. Sarbanes-Oxley: What it means to an IT guy. by jimwelch · · Score: 1

    * We had to change from domain per plant to one common domain.
    * Passwords have very strict rules. (90 days, complex, 60 days if superuser)
    * Lots of training.
    * Tons more paperwork for accouting.
    * Very strict rules about where you ship for a customer.
    * all the cost is pasted onto the customer.
    * etc., etc., etc.

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    1. Re:Sarbanes-Oxley: What it means to an IT guy. by Eccles · · Score: 1

      How does Sarbanes-Oxley mandate domains and password rules? Although it may be onerous, I haven't seen anything that means it should be that micromanaging.

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  169. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by It's+all+Krista's+Fa · · Score: 1

    Here's a simple question: Who ruined more lives? Ken Lay or Ted Bundy?

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  170. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
    401k's shouldn't be the sum total of your investment portfolio. No-one can stop you from diversifying. Instead of spending money on a 50" flat-screen TV for your wall, invest that money wisely and spread it around.


    This doesn't excuse accounting fraud, but anyone that lost their entire life savings on Enron invested very foolishly. There's a reason why you are supposed to diversify.


  171. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    The *employees* thought they were going to get rich quick?

  172. Condolences to the prosecutors. by KIFulgore · · Score: 1

    You remember the burly brawl from Matrix Reloaded? The scene where Neo flies off and all the agent Smiths are just kinda standing around looking generally disappointed and perplexed?

    Welcome to the world of the Ken Lay prosecution team.

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  173. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by vertinox · · Score: 1

    He didn't destroy the livelihood of scores of people; they did that to themselves.

    What? Have you not paid attention to anything going on? The employees lost everything because they were not allowed to divest their interests from Enron into other areas to spread out their risk. Basically their employer would not allow them any leeway in such measures and not to mention loosing all your retirment and benefits that you worked so long and hard to get.

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  174. Re: What's so bad about .... Sarbanes-Oxley? by twasserman · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's the cost of compliance that is so bad. If you are a huge company, say Exxon, with its $10 Billion quarterly profit, then you can afford to pay for the accountants, lawyers, IT auditors, and others needed to assure compliance. I would guess that Exxon pays $10M/quarter for this, about $0.1% of their profits. But if you are a software company with $25M in annual revenue and maybe $2M in annual profit before taxes, with hopes of going public, then the cost of SarbOx compliance makes it nearly impossible to do so. It's hard to spend less than $500K annually and satisfy the SarbOx requirements. For a small company, this amounts to at least 25% of earnings, which reduces the likely value of their stock, since investors tend to focus on price/earnings ratios. I was told that SarbOx was an important reason why JBoss decided to be acquired rather than try to go public on their own.

  175. Devil's Job Outsourced by cpopin · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It's now occupied by Kenneth Lay.

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  176. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by muftak · · Score: 1

    Good point, how can anyone say he was evil?

  177. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by smellsofbikes · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I disagree. Putting him in jail for life is incarceration, not rehabilitation, and does diddly squat for all the people he harmed. I think accountants and auditors should've gone over his financial records and penalized him all the money he made during his time at Enron, plus another, oh, say, $50mil, and put all that money into a fund split up among the people who were screwed over by his selfishness. Plus five years in jail and, most importantly, a five-ten year parole in which he was prevented from being an officer of any corporation or member of the board of directors of any corporation. Take away his livelihood, like he did to other people, keep him from doing more damage, and repay, as best possible, some fraction of the people whom his actions affected.

    Nobody should get more time in prison for cooking the books (or for copyright infringement) than a person who murders. Criminal penalties should fit the crime. But so should the financial penalties, and his financial crimes were large indeed.

    I'd say the same thing about Skilling and the world.com people, while I'm at it. Hit them where it hurts: get them working at McDonalds to make their car payments, and use their ill-gotten gains to help those they harmed.

    Consider it a different version of "an eye for an eye": their punishment is to supply from what they have, what they've made another lose. Which, by the way, is what I believe "an eye for an eye" originally was intended to do: if you blind someone, you must then act as that person's eyes.

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  178. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by drewsome · · Score: 1

    he grew this whole company, Enron, from nothing.

    *singing*

    Nothing from nothing leaves nothing... woooo-ooooo

  179. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by GuyMannDude · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Working stiffs need to diversify their portfolio? Sure. How many 9-to-5ers do you think putting away $60 a paycheck had the wherewithal to take investing classes for their $10,000 retirement kitty? How many of them do you imagine had financial consultants on payrool?

    Diversification is not some advanced financial concept that requires taking investing classes and you know it.

    Please. If I mug you the day you happen to have your laptop, iPod, cellphone, PSP, and engagement ring for your girlfriend on you, is it your fault? All those Cambodians get blamed because they put all of their eggs (i.e. their lives) in one basket by living in Cambodia?

    I have no say in whether you mug me or not. The people living in Cambodia have no say in whether they can move or not (because they are too poor to move). The people who lost their life savings -- I'm not saying those who lost any money, I'm talking about those who lost everything -- did have a say in whether this would happen to them. If Ken Lay had forced everyone to put all their money in Enron stock at gunpoint, then you'd have a case. And please, don't tell me about how Enron's 401(k) plan required them to buy Enron stock. If that's the case, then you have to get some investments outside your 401(k) plan, even if the company won't match those funds. That was my original point. These people looked at what would get them the most money in the short term and ignored one of the basic tenets of financial management.

    Don't be an apologist stooge. It's unbecoming.

    I'm not. Kenneth Lay was a bad man. He was not a serial killer, however, and the people who got hurt by the scam must accept some responsibility for their actions.

    GMD

  180. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

    "Who cares! It was a lie. It doesn't compare to butchering or bludgeoning someone."

    Unless you are President Clinton, then you get impeached.. And which side of the line did you stand on that issue, I wonder...

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  181. Simple explanation by It's+all+Krista's+Fa · · Score: 3, Funny

    God called. He wants to know where his pension is.

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  182. Re:Are you thinking what I'm thinking? by vertinox · · Score: 1

    because they're deluded by their own success into believing that they can pull off just about anything, and even in their darkest hour, they've got a plan for wriggling out and turning things around

    You mean like faking your own death? And enjoying the rest of your life on an island in Fiji with over 100 million in secret bank accounts?

    Seriously, its what I'd do if I was him.

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  183. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by RexRhino · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The trouble is that Sarbanes-Oxley puts restrictions on law abiding citizens never implicated in crimes.

    I mean, we all want to stop rape, right? How about we make a law requiring you to provide your DNA to a government database so they can catch rapists. After all, if you are not a rapist, what do you have to worry about?

    We all want to stop illegal drugs from harming people. How about we have random drug testing for all citizens. The police will select random names from a voting database or DMV records or something, and give them all drug tests. If you test postive, you go to jail. If you don't take the test, you go to jail. Sound reasonable?

    We all want to stop terrorism. How about requiring that police search every residence once a month. Nothing harmfull with that, you have nothing to worry about if you are not a terrorist, right?

    While there is nothing wrong with creating laws to punish people guilty of theft and fraud, there are big problems with creating a system where everyone must prove their innocence on a regular basis or be considered guilty. Especially, like in the Sarbanes-Oxley, it is a series of vauge rules that are very difficult to comply with and can be arbitrarily enforced. This is more fodder for the government to go after it's critics, or to demand political donations as protection money for non-enforcement, or to help a company with political connections by going after it's competitor, and the fixed costs of compliance help keep smaller buisnesses with competing with large corporations. It is not going to stop this kind of corporate crime, it is just another tool for the government to aid certain corporate criminals, and harrass other people they don't like.

  184. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by greg_barton · · Score: 4, Funny
    Need anyone be reminded of the thousands of employees, shareholders and suppliers that the late Mr Lay metaphorically urinated, on as he profited from their misfortune?


    Dude! You miss the point. That's called "trickle down economics."
  185. One terrorist down! by chord.wav · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    At least! We are finaly seeing some progress on the war of terrorism.

  186. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by tdhurst · · Score: 1

    I suppose you have a point here, comparing Ken Lay to a serial killer MIGHT be stretching it, but I don't think it's that far off. Lay profited by ripping off thousands of customers and employees while CONTINUALLY lying about it just so he would stay rich. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing and he CHOSE to keep screwing people over in order to add to his fortune. He was a major part of one of the most corrupt companies in our history and the Sarbanes-Oxley Act will continue to provide headaches for many, many honest businesses who have never done a thing wrong. In short, Lay made his own bed. Bundy, on the other hand, was a sociopath (correct me if I'm wrong) who raped and murdered dozens of women. Now, I AM NOT CONDONING his actions, but his mental state had a lot more to do with his crimes than choice did (again, I AM NOT USING THAT AS AN EXCUSE). One destroyed lives as secretly as possible, the other ended lives as intimately as possible. Both deserve our scorn (but not necessarily our wishes of death). I'm not sorry either are dead, but I do not wish it upon them. Sometimes it's OKAY to speak ill of the dead.

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  187. Actually, no. He was technically never prosecuted: by Marc2k · · Score: 1

    Citation here

    Due to his untimely demise, an important point is that he was never given the opportunity to exhaust his appeals options (which would have begun after his sentencing in September), and thus, the conviction will be abated. The unfortunate thing is that he died prior to the conclusion of this process, and it's terrible that his estate probably won't suffer monetary consequences--at least from criminal proceedings--because of this, but I'd rather live in a country where that's the case than the alternative, in which there is no appeals process.

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  188. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most criminals are charming and polite also. How would they con you out of your hard earned money and leave you feeling wanting more.

  189. trick to escape punishment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its a trick ..... Get an AXE!

  190. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by GuyMannDude · · Score: 1

    Unless you are President Clinton, then you get impeached.. And which side of the line did you stand on that issue, I wonder...

    Why do you wonder? Why does it matter?

    I know what you're thinking: I'm a die-hard Republican who loves money above all else. That's why I'm "defending" Kenneth Lay (which I'm not -- I'm simply pointing out that he's no serial killer). Turns out I have never voted Republican -- and probably never will -- in my entire life. Yup, it's possible to be social liberal and still wish people would exercise some personal responsbility. Pretty radical, huh?

    GMD

  191. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by TheKnightWhoSaysNi · · Score: 2, Informative

    "The reason why these people ignored this bedrock of finance is because Enron's stock once did quite well."

    If I remember correctly, employees were "encouraged" to show their loyalty by investing a lot of their 401k's in Enron.
    Also:
    "Enron limited employees' investment freedom from the start by matching their contributions only with company stock and by preventing employees from selling that stock until age 50."

    http://dir.salon.com/story/tech/feature/2002/01/17 /401k/index.html?pn=2/

  192. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

    Unless you are President Clinton, then you get impeached.. And which side of the line did you stand on that issue, I wonder...

    What does that have to do with anything except trying to inflame a political flame war? Go away, troll.

  193. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by PatMouser · · Score: 1

    dsgitl: How many of them do you imagine had financial consultants on payrool?

    Edward Jones. Costs me $30/year for my IRA. The kid's college fund is covered by the fund loads (and yes, loads can be better for long term investing). The money market pays me.

    They're like the Starbucks of investing, there's one on every bloody corner and my rep has stayed late to explain things like diversification to me.

    And I've got friends who worked for Enron, they got suckered. They do have to take some of the blame. Not all of it, for sure, but if they listened to financial advice that was readily available if they'd looked for it (and cheap, too!), they might not have gotten taken so badly.

    http://www.fool.com/seminars/partners/resources/be ginvest/markettiming.htm

    The Motley Fool is a good place to start if you just can't bring yourself to walk in to Ed Jones, Smith Barney, Fidelity, Chase, or any decent CPA's office.

  194. Ironic /. by NotAcoolNAME · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I find it ironic that the crook dies, and this is the current quote at the bottom of /. :::

    Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead. -- Euripides

    (I wonder if this will be modded Insigthful, or Interesting... god forbid it's Funny)

  195. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by XMilkProject · · Score: 0, Troll

    The vast majority of people are scumbags, and we don't kill all of them or cheer as their families prepare for funerals, becuase that would make us little shits like you.

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  196. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is why you will never get anywhere in life.
    But have fun in the basement of your Mom's house if you see her when you pop upstairs for another Hot Pocket be sure to tell her the gang says "Hi!"

  197. His last words? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  198. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by Tekzel · · Score: 1

    Completely off topic, but I got the biggest laugh at your name, I remember that dude from the 80s heavy metal.

  199. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

    A con is a lie. Was it a "simple" lie? Who cares! It was a lie. It doesn't compare to butchering or bludgeoning someone. A friend of mine lied to me the other day, but I didn't end up losing my lifes savings. It does matter the complexity of the lie. Don't simplify Lays actions. You know those people that Bundy killed it was partially their fault. As adults they should have been more aware that there are killers out there willing to hurt people. See how cold your logic sounds.

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  200. Your absolutely right! by sheldon · · Score: 1

    Oh my God! You're so right.

    Corrupt Republicans aren't a problem, because you know, the Democrats we elect to replace them might also be corrupt. So we should just look the other way and mind our own business. /sarcasm

    Then again, there are us reasonable sorts who upon seeing corruption vote the bums out, regardless of party.

  201. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by GuyMannDude · · Score: 1

    What? Have you not paid attention to anything going on? The employees lost everything because they were not allowed to divest their interests from Enron into other areas to spread out their risk.

    It's not like he held a gun to their head and told them "If I find out you have ever point one dollar into another investment -- including a Savings account or a home -- I will end your life!"

    You always have a choice. ALWAYS! If your employer doesn't condone diversification, then you do it outside your retirement account. Or hell, maybe you quit that company and find a better employer. This is the same blog where people routinely advise each other to quit if their boss won't let them install Linux on their desktop, but now everyone is going on about who these people had no choice but to follow Grand Sky Marshall Lay's edicts. Sheesh!

    GMD

  202. OT: Your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's sarcasm. As in "I could care less.... if I really, really tried".

    1. Re:OT: Your sig by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah, you obvious understand what's going on.

      Now that was sarcasm.

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    2. Re:OT: Your sig by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      obviousLY, of course.

      Stupid fingers.

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    3. Re:OT: Your sig by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Yet, you do seem to understand the meaning. Do you have the same problem with flammable and inflamable?

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  203. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

    Ok, I'll break it down for you. Some of the same people defending Ken Lay, saying "all he did was lie" and it wasn't a big deal are the same people who wanted Clinton impeached for the exact same offense. Would have thought that it was pretty obvious.... If you think the Ken Lay discussion isn't a political one, who is being naive now??

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  204. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by Eternauta3k · · Score: 0

    If I put goatse on google.com, how many people's lives have I ruined? Thing is, even though he damaged more lives than the other guy, you could say he did less damage to each (depends on your priorities and needs in this capitalist society: no money-no life?)

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  205. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by Darby · · Score: 2

    Kenneth Lay was obviously not a great humanitarian but comparing him to one of the most notorious serial killers in history is a bit much.

    No it isn't. A sociopath is a sociopath is a sociopath. Bundy did worse crimes to fewer people, Lay did lesser crimes to *millions*.
    Their utter lack of conscience is identical. Their willingless to fuck anyone and everyone for their own desires is identical.

    I grow a bit weary of hearing ex-Enron employees wail about how their life-savings are gone thanks to Lay. These poor people need to accept a bit of responsibility for their mess. You never invest all your money in a single company. Diversification is simple Financial Planning 101.

    Yes, but Lay refused to let the employees sell their stock while he was dumping his like mad.
    That's the crime of a subhuman scumbag with none of the feelings that a real whole human being has.

    And please spare me the responses about how I'm being cold-hearted. I feel for these people.

    Then why are you defending a person who knows nothing about those feelings except how to use them against others?

    But placing all the blame on one man and comparing him to Ted Bundy sickens me. It's just another example of our victimization culture.

    Oh the fuck it is. He *is* more like Bundy than he is like a normal functioning human being. Smart, stupid, greedy, kind ignorant, or what have you, we all have feelings. Monsters like Bundy and Lay do not even have them. They can recognize them well enough to use them to prey upon people, but they do not even really understand what they are.

    Get some persepective and quit defending an amoral subhuman monster.

  206. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

    "Yup, it's possible to be social liberal and still wish people would exercise some personal responsbility. Pretty radical, huh?"

    Yes, completely radical. If the US wasn't so completely a two part system, I would suggest that you run for office (although your base of personally responsible social liberals probably wouldn't be overwhelming...)

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  207. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by BroncoInCalifornia · · Score: 1

    From what I've read of him, Ken had several flaws:

    1. He was far more interested in the trappings of power (luxury homes, expensive jets, etc.) than running a multi-billion-dollar company. So he let his underlings do it for him.
    2. He had a great aversion to interpersonal conflicts, so he rarely ever told anyone "no". It was common knowledge among the top execs that Ken was a pushover - just threaten to quit, and you could have whatever you wanted.
    3. Because of #1 and #2, he wouldn't or couldn't control the executives under him, who ran wild as a result.
    4. I tend to suspect that the oh-so-clever accounting techniques and special purpose entities Andrew Fastow cooked up to keep Enron's debts off their books was far more complicated than Ken could understand. (They're certainly too much for my little brain.) But instead of asking tough questions, Ken just shrugged and signed off on them.

    If Ken Lay was as described above, then he was a fraud. He fraudulenty presented himself as executive material.

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  208. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by Wah · · Score: 5, Insightful

    PUBLIC CORPORATIONS ARE NOT PEOPLE!!!!11!!!!

    Any metaphor drawn from that cloth is fundamentally flawed.

    The "innocence" you say must be proved is, in reality, reports on how much money the corporation has/owes/and is owed. As these numbers HUGELY influence how real people invest their own money, it is requisite for our entire system of finance that these numbers be accurate and trusted.

    SOX might be a bit onerous, but that's only because things had become so lax....and Lay was the perfect example of how they were so lax that CEO's could try and argue in court they had no idea how much the company has/owes/and is owed.

    I'll not touch your liberaltarian ranting that follows...I hear they're infectious.

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  209. This is news for nerds? by GungaDan · · Score: 1

    Fer Chrissakes, can anyone here tell me whether or not Generalissimo Franco is still dead?

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  210. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
    The trouble is that Sarbanes-Oxley puts restrictions on law abiding citizens never implicated in crimes.

    Duhhh. Isn't that what all laws and regulations do? It's basically saying, "We think that you're a law-abiding citizen, but we don't want you to do X. In fact, we don't want you to do X so much that, if you do X, here's what we're going to do to you."

    Everybody is law-abiding until they break the law. And, after they pay their debt to society, they're law abiding again (unless they break the law again).

    Or do you want anarchy?

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  211. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by ultranova · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Which, by the way, is what I believe "an eye for an eye" originally was intended to do: if you blind someone, you must then act as that person's eyes.

    From what I've understood, it was meant to define the limit of rightfull punishment. If someone pokes your eye out, you may poke his, but you may not kill him. You may, of course, refrain from taking revenge or take less severe revenge (say, hit him on the stomach with our fist); but if you do take revenge, taking an eye for eye is the worst you are allowed to do. Acting as his eyes would be analogous to paying damages, not being punished. So, "an eye for an eye" was meant to stop the vicious circle of escalating revenge.

    Of course this still basically agrees with the other parts of your post: taking away the property of a conman who destroyed other people's life savings and forcing him to live off his own labor is a fitting punishment.

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  212. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by Joe+Decker · · Score: 1
    He was found guilty by trial of conspiracy and fraud.

    And nothing in the "convoluted the energy regulations and restrictions" in the country requires the construction of hundreds of off-balance sheet offshore subsidiaries to hide debt in. If you want to argue whether Ken Lay was ignorant of the accounting fraud that is represented by those subsidiaries, I guess despite the guilty verdict you might have a reasonable argument. But your claim seems to suggest that the real problem with Enron was energy regulations, and it's entirely clear that Enron did in fact commit securities fraud on an industrial scale.

  213. Coincidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a man who caused a LOT of problems for a lot of people, and that he had much information on others who are under then gun, is it entirely possible his death is not a coincidence? There have been too many coincidences in the past with scandals for this to be accepted as a natural death. Powerful and rich people gained before the downfall of Enron (like Rockefeller), and now the chief witness is dead. Hmmmm.

  214. Re: What's so bad about .... Sarbanes-Oxley? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > For a small company, this amounts to at least 25% of earnings,

    Exactly! The Democrats whole-heartedly supported Sarbanes-Oxley just for that reason. It has put companies out of business, and it has cost a lot of jobs. It's one of the worst anti-business laws passed in the past 50 years.

    According to Financial Executives International (FEI), small companies ($50B yearly). SOX compliance is extremely expensive especially for smaller public companies. At my last employer the SOX audit took almost 5,000 hours at over $200/hour. We were a private company planning to go public so the SEC recommended the audit despite it not being legally required. That was over a million thrown away for no purpose.

    This ridiculous SOX clause put almost 200 people out of work in the last company I worked for:

    > Ban on most personal loans to any executive officer or director

    There's nothing wrong with loans if properly supervised. We had a Catch-22 in that our entire management team moved to the area in early 2002 with sign-on bonuses in the form of no interest loans to help pay for their moves and downpayments on new homes. In order to go public we would have had to have every one of them pay back 100% of the loans. Since most of them could not afford to do so, we had to either fire them (and then they probably would have never paid the loan!) or not go public. We choose the second option. Since the entire business plan was based upon going public as we knew would probably happen, we ran out of money.

    The sad thing is the affect we had on the small town we were in. The median houshold income in this city is $37,400, but we were paying an average of over $58k to those 200 people put out of work by SOX. When you included wives and children, that was almost 700 people that lost their income in a town of about 11,000. It also left the nicest office building in the city about 75% empty, and that space is still sitting unused.

    The only thing that survived was a small part of the company that executes a couple of small, but profitable, contracts.

  215. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

    First off, stop making shit up. Where exactly have people been saying "I hate Clinton, but what Lay did was A-OK!"? Right, noplace. You're just making unfounded assumptions. Bringing a 10-year-old political debate into this one won't illuminate anything. All you're trying to do is start a flame war. So again, go away troll.

    If you think the Ken Lay discussion isn't a political one, who is being naive now??

    This Ken Lay discussion isn't. It's a moral and ethical one. If you want debates where everything has to be drug through the political shitter, try http://www.moveon.org/.

  216. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    he Ken Lay memorial urinal has a nice ring to it.

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  217. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Whilst suppliers and shareholders have undoubtedly been 'hurt' financially Enron's collapse, die-hard Kiyosaki 'E' types have learned a hard lesson here.

    Undoubtedly many people have had their financial plans left in tatters, which is disgraceful, however it also emphasises the fact that we should all take greater responsibility for our own finances. Engaging yourself in 'employment' (PAYE here, I know the US has an equivalent) is actually a very, very risky business, for several reasons:

    1. You rarely, if ever, develop important life (economic and political) skills outside of your narrowly defined role.

    2. Not having these skills means you'll struggle to run and market your own business should you want to.

    3. You have no control over business decisions taken by your employer which may put your own interests at risk.

    4. Many employees - usually, though not exclusively, older ones believe in a number of fantasies, notably that the company can always afford to pay them more (they *know* this without even a rudimentary understanding of finance or accounting), that their company 'pension' is guaranteed (they always seem surprised when a company suddenly announces that its ponzi scheme is siphoning off so much income that they have to stop 'investing' in it lest they go under) and that - at least here - the government will pay their way should all else fail.

    I appreciate point 4 is longwinded, however, if you are determined to spend 40+ years of your life in environments staffed by those with an 'employee' mentality, then you too run the risk of believing in their fantasies. Underlying this, however, is the schooling system in both the US and UK, determined as it is to prepare our good citizens for life in the 19th century. If you really want to limit damage from Enron-esque disasters, then teach people en masse how to steer their own financial course instead of depending on a 'jobby' (ala Billy Connolly) and government.

    As for Sarbox, its high time that internal operations were made more transparent to potential investors. Afterall, monopoly product or not, significant systems weaknesses and failures can wipe out even the richest corporations. Barings Bank anyone?

    Anyway, everybody should have sympathy for those who don;t really have enough time left to prepare to retire now. Those responsible for this debacle richly deserve their jail time. Its just a shame that the same principle doesn't apply to politicians who mislead their people, though most (not /. ers, though I sometimes wonder) are too naive to fully appreciate the balances any government must strike when running a country, so the degree of bullshit is, or was until the last few years, understandable.

    2% tied-in annuities?

    You might as well keep your money under the mattress - factoring in liquidity and current inflation, its probably a better investment....

  218. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

    Much of the Enron stock the employees got had all these strings attached designed to make it hard to sell and diversify.

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  219. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate Clinton, but what Lay did was A-OK!

  220. He might recover by Epeeist · · Score: 1

    Have a quick Google for Ernest Saunders and the Guiness fraud scandal.

    Mr. Saunders was let out of prison early because he was suffering from Alzheimers. He miraculously recovered once he was free.

  221. Disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No way he was a monster. he believed the same hype we all did for a while. remember, there was a time when being considered profitable was just as good as being profitable.

    Enron was a great company. They really did rule the world for a while. I know. I live in Houston, and Enron were everywhere and in everything. They made a lot of stupid mistakes, but had a lot of profitable businesses. Without that stupid fucking accounting system and lazy analysts, Enron might still be around today ruling the world.

  222. A Pox on SOX by limabone · · Score: 1

    I think 5 or 10 years from now, after SOX is repealed and replaced with something a little less insane, we will look back and wonder how we managed to do business with all these restrictions. It is so costly to follow SOX, the only people making money in America these days are the consultants and auditors.

    1. Re:A Pox on SOX by Wah · · Score: 1

      I think 5 or 10 years from now, after SOX is repealed and replaced with something a little less insane, we will look back and wonder how we managed to do business with all these restrictions.

      I certainly agree with that (and I'm one of those people whoring for said firms at present). It was/is reactionary legislation that should be tempered with time.

      HOWEVER, we need to make damned sure that CEOs are held responsible for their financial statements. As CEO pay continues to skyrocket (and sometimes to the detriment of regular workers) there simply must be bottom line accountability. The buck has to stop at the top, no questions. And the penalties should be stiff and prompt. We're not there yet.

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  223. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by laughing+rabbit · · Score: 1
    I believe that if you read the accounts of the 401k collapses of the Enron employees you will see that they were restricted to buying only Enron stock with that 401k. They were also locked in to such a degree that as the house came down, they could not have divested. As for all the other funds that bought into something that was too good to be true, that's the investing biz. Sometimes you win, most often you lose.

    Don't slam the employees though, they were restricted in ways that should make us all sit up and take notice.

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  224. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by Tekzel · · Score: 1
    Everyone know this. The reason why these people ignored this bedrock of finance is because Enron's stock once did quite well. They figured they'd beat the market, beat the Jones, beat everyone and place their entire bet on the winning horse. Then they could brag to their neighbors about what a financial genius they were. Simply put: these people who were ruined by the Enron scandal got greedy.


    It seems to me that you are making a whole lot of assumptions, some that are verifiably false. For instance, no, not everyone knows about diversification of a portfolio. In fact, I guarantee you that there are a LOT of people that dont even know what a portfolio is. My father, for instance. So, right there, you are wrong.

    On your second point, claiming that everyone who had everything invested in Enron was greedy, I am completely dumbfounded that someone could actually think that. Here is a concept, more than likely most of them just didn't know any better. Most of them probably actually trusted the people that ran their company, and more than likely most of them are products of an age when companies often did care about their employees.

    Try not to be so shocked that not everyone is as all knowing as yourself. In fact, since you know everything, you should have already KNOWN this!
  225. Throw him in jail anyway by ExRex · · Score: 1

    "Let him rot in prison," is usually just a figure of speech, but in this case...

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  226. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

    All you're trying to do is start a flame war.
    Which apparently, you are feeding.

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  227. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by RexRhino · · Score: 1

    Duhhh. Isn't that what all laws and regulations do? It's basically saying, "We think that you're a law-abiding citizen, but we don't want you to do X. In fact, we don't want you to do X so much that, if you do X, here's what we're going to do to you."

    It is one thing to say "you can't do this, or you will be punished", but another thing to say "even if you are innocent, you must prove that you are innocent using the means we specify, otherwise you will be punished as if you are guilty".

    You are ignoring the questions I asked. The government wants to stop rape. It demands all citizens must give a DNA sample to a government database. If you don't give a sample, you will be assumed to be guilty of rape (after all, why would you have a problem giving a DNA sample if you are not a rapist). Would you have a problem with a law like that? Well, SOX is the same thing, except the way you prove your innocence under SOX is a convoluted system that only lawyers and accountants that specialize in such things kinda understand.

    Or do you want anarchy?
    In our society that is rapidly becoming totalitarian, nearly everything that isn't totalitarian will appear anarchist by contrast.

  228. Compounding Culpability by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I agree with you, but...

    When an employee asked during a company meeting whether having most of his (her?) savings in Enron was a smart thing to do, the management spokewoman could have advised diversification. Instead she made it clear that Enron was where their money should be, all the while making a big joke about it.

    I accept your point that employees take responsibility for their actions. They should have no more legal claims than other investors for the fall of Enron stock.

    But by encouraging employees to stay undiversified, Enron management compounded their criminal culpability.

  229. I wish I believed in Hell by CleverNickName · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I say we resurrect him.

    Then we stomp him.

    Then we tattoo him.

    Then we hang him.

    Then we kill him.

    1. Re:I wish I believed in Hell by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1

      I say we let him go.

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    2. Re:I wish I believed in Hell by doctorsmoothy · · Score: 1

      Doesn't he get a last request and some platform shoes?

  230. More importantly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who, eulogizes for the, english language, which is so, often, abused with the random, placement of, commas?

  231. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by Teppic_52 · · Score: 1

    Also, I don't think Ted Bundy walked away with $500 million shared between him and his 'mates' in liquid assets and stock. Only if Bundy's life had been increased by his crimes then could he be seriously compared to Lay. I think the original poster is doing Bundy a great injustice.

  232. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by hackstraw · · Score: 1

    Well that does it! No more hanging around polite charming people for me.

    Maybe I'm paranoid, but I do not like overly polite, charming males (I'm a male, BTW).

    To me, something is creepy about them, and yes, many psychopaths are polite, charming people. The other quality of many psychopaths (a different subset than the polite, charming ones) is that they are "cutetsy".

    Also, FWIW, Bundy was praised at the conviction of his trial by the judge (Bundy represented himself) as being a very competent lawyer.

  233. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by suffe · · Score: 1

    Responsi-what?

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  234. Corporations are legal persons by vkapadia · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporation

    "A corporation is a legal person which, while being composed of natural persons, exists completely separately from them. This separation gives the corporation unique powers which other legal entities lack. The extent and scope of its status and capacity is determined by the law of the place of incorporation."

    I'm not necessarily agreeing or disagreeing with your views on SOX. I am just noting that a Corporation is a legal person.

    1. Re:Corporations are legal persons by Wah · · Score: 1

      I am just noting that a Corporation is a legal person.

      You should have put both "legal person" in quotes, since that is different from a real person. Real people die. Real people can be put in prison. Real people can be put in prison to die.

      Real people can vote.

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    2. Re:Corporations are legal persons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Real people can vote."

      Corporations buy the people they voted for.

  235. Moderators have lost their minds by deesine · · Score: 0

    Currently you are modded Flamebait, yet you are the one who accurately called the situation. Go figure!

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  236. update by RelliK · · Score: 4, Funny
    He was pronounced dead at a hospital.

    After moving to a better hospital, his condition was upgraded to "alive".

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    1. Re:update by ultranova · · Score: 1

      After moving to a better hospital, his condition was upgraded to "alive".

      Actually, if you think about it logically, you start being alive, and death, being a later state, is the "upgrade". A bit like Windows Vista is an "upgrade" to Windows XP. Exactly like Windows Vista, actually ;).

      This leaves the question of what XP SP2 would be - undeath ?-)

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  237. Why is this on slashdot? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    I can not even imagine what section this should be listed under?
    The man is dead. Odds are his family loved him and his friends will miss. What I don't understand is what value any of these comments on Slashdot have?
    What good is this mans death? Will it get anyone their money back? Will it prevent him from doing it again? Will it cause anything but pain too his family?
    The man took money through bad accounting practices. He didn't murder anyone.

    Maybe people more people should adopt the motto, "Do nothing that doesn't help?"

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  238. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by RexRhino · · Score: 2, Interesting

    PUBLIC CORPORATIONS ARE NOT PEOPLE!!!!11!!!!

    No, but people go to jail if they don't comply with SOX. People ARE people. And people are going to be sent to jail, not because they lied about how much money their company mankes, but because they can't prove that they didn't lie about how much money their company makes.

    People should NEVER, EVER, EVER, have to prove their innocence! That is not the way laws are supposed to work! Innocent until proven guilty is supposed to be how the law works, even for people who work for comporations!

    I'll not touch your liberaltarian ranting that follows...I hear they're infectious.

    You won't touch my "libertarian ranting" because you know it is true, and there is no arguement you can make. Overly complicated and overly vauge regulation, which is open to widely different interpretations, leads to a situation where the law can be used to harrass people for political reasons. And trust me, it is not going to be the "Big Evil Corporations" who are going to be the ones stung. You are living in a country where the Patriot Act is being used as a tool to go after local drug dealers, and the RICO act is being used to convict people in absentia for running online casinos IN COUNTRIES WHERE IT IS PERFECTLY LEGAL! You know damn well that the government is going to have a field day with this, and lots of people are going to go to jail on some SOX technicality after they speak out against the president, or donate a lot of money to the losing candidate in an election, or when the president decides to reward a friends company by taking out the competition (ever hear of Halburton?).

  239. Coronary or murder? by koan · · Score: 1

    I love a good conspiracy theory so how about this, Ken Lay whacked because he was going to talk about Cheneys "energy meetings" to get a reduced sentence.

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  240. God Speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..... RIH

  241. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by fbjon · · Score: 1
    That is why you will never get anywhere in life.
    No.

    He was just born in the wrong culture.

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  242. Vice Chairmain committed suicide in 2002 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..yah and the police screwed up a lot of the crime scene.

  243. Transitive logic by tom2275 · · Score: 1

    My point, basically, is that it's certainly much better than some freak looking at kiddy porn.

    Remember this? If A=B and B=C, then A=C

    some freak looking at kiddy porn = Some kiddy pornographer making $
    Some kiddy pornographer making $ = Some kid being abused
    Therefore: some freak looking at kiddy porn = Some kid being abused

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    1. Re:Transitive logic by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Having a BS in math, I remember a few more things than that. Here, I'll be a smug asshole too: Do you remember what the word "causation" means? Or perhaps the word "relative", or one of the many idioms using said word?

      First off, some freak *buying* kiddy porn = some kiddy pornographer making $. Beyond that, I still don't believe in passing the buck. Sure, you could argue advertising revenue, but the causation is just getting weaker and weaker. $5 for a kiddy porn producer does not enable one to abuse children. If you're going by this logic, then next time you buy pretty much anything in most retail stores you should directly turn yourself into the police for forcing 14-hour work days on children in malaysia.

      A responsible person doesn't support or enable people who abuse other people. An asshole abuses other people. There's a difference between being irresponsible in stopping problems, and directly causing them.

      But for argument's sake, let's say you have a point, and the act of some pedophile looking at kiddy porn, say, puts 50 kids in the hospital. This is still not nearly as bad as the damage Ken Lay did, and Lay doesn't even have the excuse of being mentally deranged in the way most pedophiles are.

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  244. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by Wah · · Score: 1

    And people are going to be sent to jail, not because they lied about how much money their company mankes, but because they can't prove that they didn't lie about how much money their company makes.

    You show me where that has happened that didn't involve fraud and we'll talk again. In all the corporate fraud cases, there is NO QUESTION they lied about how much money their company had. The only doubt they are trying to raise is personal knowledge of how it got to be that way.

    You won't touch my "libertarian ranting" because you know it is true, and there is no arguement you can make.

    I know it to be true to you. It is a matter of faith to you and therefore beyond rational argument. Mix in the paranoia angle, and it's foolish to even attempt to discuss....as your expanded rant demonstrates.

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  245. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by jc42 · · Score: 1

    People should NEVER, EVER, EVER, have to prove their innocence! That is not the way laws are supposed to work! Innocent until proven guilty is supposed to be how the law works, even for people who work for comporations!

    You must be new to this planet.

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  246. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His crimes weren't compared to Bundy's, but rather his demeanor was, in order to point out that demeanor does not imply morality: it is called a reductio ad absurdum. It is not the case that demeanor is essential to terrible crime, and thus those with good demeanor must be terrible criminals, but that demeanor is irrelevant to whether a person is a criminal, and this can be demonstrated by pointing out that some criminals have a good demeanor. You are the one trying to link Lay to Bundy, and trying to attribute this idea to another. You are wrong. Stop it.

  247. Famous last words? by houghi · · Score: 1

    What? Me guilty? May I drop dead right here, right now if I'm guilty.

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  248. If you do believe in Karma? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    What is type of Karma would one expect in taking joy at the death of another person? Of doing nothing but adding to the pain of that persons passing?
    I agree with you comments and frankly they are among the most reasonable I have seen on this subject. Just wondering why everyone is so happy that this man that killed no one is dead since his death doesn't decrease any of the harm that he has caused?

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    1. Re:If you do believe in Karma? by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      Humans are by nature vindicitve creatures and Lay did hurt a lot of people with his shenanigans. If you work out the damage he and his cronies did, I'm sure he killed at least .4 of a person. Possibly a lot more if the energy price fixing in California resulted in any deaths.

      If you were to ask him, dying probably would have been preferable to spending the rest of his life in jail -- he'd probably not have lasted to the end of whatever sentence he'd have been given even without the added stress of the trial. And the taxpayers don't have to pay to put him up now, either. If you look at it that way, it's pretty much a win-win for everyone.

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    2. Re:If you do believe in Karma? by Forbman · · Score: 1

      Didn't at least one former Enron executive or accountant type kill himself after things fell apart?

  249. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "still wish people would exercise some personal responsbility"

    ken lay did exercise some personal responsibility, namely: I'm responsible for being rich and getting richer...fuck everybody else.

    That kind of "personal responsibility"? How about some responsibility to the people that put their entire life savings in your stock? Oh, that was their own fault, right? Perhaps so, but I bet the company was "imploring" them to invest their money back into the stock. And if you bought into that company line, trying to be a "good employee" and all that jazz, you were screwed. You might be able to stand there and say "you should have diversified". But try saying that to someone (not me) who spent like 20-30 years there.

    How about the responsibility of knowing WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN YOUR OWN COMPANY?
    After all, if he can just claim "Oh, I didn't know", WHAT THE FUCK IS HE BEING PAID FOR?

    I know the truth isn't black and white, but this guy was an ASSHOLE.

  250. Skilling took a grilling, but Lay went away! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, he went the easy way.

  251. People still do lots of things known to be bad. by FatSean · · Score: 1

    When I joined my employer in 1997, the 401k plan had a nice paragraph telling you that you shouldn't invest everything into the company stock. That you should diversify.

    This is not a new concept, but then again, people still smoke, have unprotected sex, over-eat, believe in lies, etc...

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  252. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and more than likely most of them are products of an age when companies often did care about their employees.

    Ummm, what age was that? I don't think such a time ever existed.

  253. Umm... by mengel · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ... How about:
    • creating a dummy company
    • giving Enron money to said dummy company
    • taking money back into Enron from said dummy company
    • reporting both of the above as revenue
    • lather, rinse, repeat to the tune of a few billion.
    That doesn't sound like fraud to you? It sure does to me...

    Can I prove it? Of course not -- but who cares.

    Did the Feds prove it? You betcha.

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  254. SOX: rewarding the guilty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SOX was a well intended move in the wrong direction. It rewards the guilty. Let me explain. The individual lawyers and accountants as well as the big evil lawyering, accounting and consulting firms profited by finding loopholes in already complicated tax laws. SOX puts a huge burden on businesses to audit their process and paperwork. SOX has brought a tremendous amount of new work to the people who caused the problem in the first place.

    The complicated tax laws that regulate business are defective. We need simpler business tax laws that are transparent by design. Simple taxes are simple to audit. The GAAP (generally accepted accouting practice) organizations are a cartel. They preserve complicated accounting schemes to further their self interest.

  255. About this OT comparison of Hitler and Stalin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody knows for sure who killed more than whom, but what we do know without a doubt is that Hitler, the Nazis and the Fascists all shared one common characteristic which was an emphasis on racial superiority justified with a mythical version of European history. Fascism was as much about white pride and racial superiority as Nazism was. Racism is a defining characteristic of both Fascism and Nazism.
            Now, Communism, by comparison, has always been explicitly anti-racist and anti-sexist. This was true even under Stalin. That's the key difference between Fasism, Nazism and the crimes of the Soviets. Even if billions had died under Stalin, which obviously wasn't the case, that wouldn't change that fact that the Soviets and Communism was not a racist and sexist ideology.
            Unfortunately, I can't say the same thing for conservative Americans.

    1. Re:About this OT comparison of Hitler and Stalin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cause it is so much better to kill in the name of an egalitarian ideology rather than a sexist or (gasp!) racist ideology.

    2. Re:About this OT comparison of Hitler and Stalin by Fengpost · · Score: 1

      Hmm....
      You are probably speaking as a person who never has his family business taken away, assets seized and relatives killed. I can only forgive you on that ignorant comment. By the way, both my parents' families are the victims of above mentioned crime in 2 countries, China and Vietnam.
      Injustice in the name of anything is still injustice.

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    3. Re:About this OT comparison of Hitler and Stalin by Imsdal · · Score: 1
      I know parent is just trolling, but it does raise an inetresting question. Why is killing for reason x better or worse than for reason y?

      Reasons may be that the victim wore cool sneakers, wore ugly clothes, had an incorrect sexual orientation, had insulted perpetrators distant relatives, was an enemy of the state, was of the wrong race, might become a suicide bomber, had parents who had received a university education and so forth.

      Which of these reasons for comitting murder would result in more or less lenient punishment than an "average" murder? Why?

    4. Re:About this OT comparison of Hitler and Stalin by Van+Cutter+Romney · · Score: 0

      wow... this topic went somewhere ...
      just wanted to make a point that bad people come in all shapes and sizes

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    5. Re:About this OT comparison of Hitler and Stalin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, and I just wanted to point out that Fascism and Communism are completely different ideologies and any attempt to equate them or compare them based on body counts is not just ignorant, but vile. It's impossible for me to see such an analogy of anything other than an attempt to either justify racism or smear the Communists the same way your fascist forebearers did. If you're a proud racist, then go ahead and let the world know all about your hate and why not leave your home address and phone number while you're at it. But when you start trying to drag down Communism with comparisons to your fascist friends then you need to be reminded of just how far over the line you have stepped.

    6. Re:About this OT comparison of Hitler and Stalin by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Communism was not a racist and sexist ideology. Unfortunately, I can't say the same thing for conservative Americans.

      Hating someone because their parents are not white is bad, but hating someone because they were born in America and believe certain things is OK? What hypocritical bullshit! While we're throwing around wildly inaccurate statements: all Muslims are terrorists; all Liberals are anticorporate socialists; all Conservatives are rich, white, warmongering pricks; all Europeans are whiny bitches; and all Americans also drive SUVs while eating quintuple-stacked hamburgers smothered in BBQ sauce and drinking 144oz. beers.

  256. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by inKubus · · Score: 1

    Savers are losers--it's been proven. You're better off spending all of your money now than saving it and letting the market take it. Or inflation. Or die before you get to enjoy it and then your kids spend it on hookers, blow and ski trips.

    I prefer the opposite, a nice heavy load of debt. I may not be ahead of you in $ when I die, but I'll definitely be ahead in living.

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  257. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by Tiger4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Most venture investors and entreprenuers feel that Sarbox goes too far. You seem to be speaking strictly from the perspective of a (rather uninformed) public shareholder, and frankly you seem to lack the necessary insight into the costs of Sarbox compliance to form a balanced viewpoint. Increasing penalties for (and actually enforcing) SEC rules would have gone a long way without having to add new requirements."

    I'm going to go with "Wrong" on two counts here.

    First, so what even if I am an uninformed public shareholder? Does that suddenly mean I really don't need to know, should not be informed of, or have a way to find out the internal workings of how the compnay I own a piece of is operated? Is the company intentionally structured so that only a few insiders with good personal connections can have a clue as to what is going to happen to their investment? Even if I can't tell a balance sheet from a chart of accounts or a budget, the structure and contents of the reports have to be understandable, so the underlying management philosophy can be understandable, so the intent of the managers and Board and prospects for the company can be inferred. We'd all like to think they have one, and hopefully it is in accord with our investemtn goals.

    Second, If SEC enforcement had been doing its job, then maybe we wouldn't need more law. OK, maybe true, but clearly it wasn't doing its job so we did need new law and a new approach. It costs nothing to just put it out there and let people see what's up. But that wasn't happening. The backroom wizards found it more convienient to just let slip what was the legally required minimum and hold back stuff "you don't need to know". Ok, thanks for watching out for my interests. But in this case, I as shareholder am supposed to be watching over you. You don't get to decide what is the best way for me to do that. You don't get to play with my money and tell me to shut up and be happy. That is as true for the $100 investor as the $100 million investor. So now the cost of reporting and compliance goes up over what it had been in the past. That is seen as a bad thing, but since the reporting in the past was inadequate under the old regime, I have to wonder if the cost was just artificially low all along.

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  258. It's a little late in the game to buy out now!! by 3mpire · · Score: 1

    John Milton: Eddie Barzoon! Eddie Barzoon! Ha! I nursed him through two divorces, a cocaine rehab, and a pregnant receptionist. God's creature, right? God's special creature? Ha! And I've warned him, Kevin, I've warned him every step of the way. Watching him bounce around like a fucking game, like a wind-up toy! Like 250 pounds of self-serving greed on wheels! The next thousand years is right around the corner, Kevin, and Eddie Barzoon--take a good look. Because he's the poster child for the next millennium! These people, it's no mystery where they come from. You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it could split atoms with its desire, you build egos the size of cathedrals, fiberopticly connect the world to every-eager-impulse, grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green gold-played fantasies until every human becomes an aspiring emperor! Becomes his own God! Where can you go from there? And as for scrambling from one deal to the next, who's got his eye on the planet? As the air thickens, the water sours, even the bees honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivity--and it just keeps coming! And it just keeps coming! Faster and faster! There's no chance to think, to prepare, it's `buy futures, sell futures' when there is no future!! We've got a runaway train, boy!! We've got a billion Eddie Barzoons all jogging into the future. Every one of them reading to fist-fuck God's ex-planet, lick their fingers clean as they reach out with their pristine cybernetic keyboards to total up their billable hours!! And then it hits home! It's a little late in the game to buy out now!! Your belly's too full, your dick is sore, your eyes are bloodshot, and you're screaming for someone to help!! But guess what? There's no one there!! You're all alone, Eddie!! [mocking] You're God's special little creature!!

    Maybe it's true. Maybe God threw the dice once too often. Maybe He let us all down.

  259. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by hrieke · · Score: 1

    To use your logic, a child who claims sexual abuse and has a man put in jail for 40 years should only get a wagging of a finger for his fib.

    It's wrong no matter who lies and for what reason; the millions that Ken and company got for their "stellar stewardship" is reason enough to lie, and keep on lieing.

    I certainly agree that people do need to accept their own responiblity for their actions, which appears to be your second point here- so Ken & company should as well.

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  260. questions remain: by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

    So, will Dear Leader El Presidente Bush attend the funeral?

    Will Dear Leader El Presidente Bush pardon the fucker post-humously?

  261. But is he *really* dead...? by bitrot42 · · Score: 1

    ...or did they find someone who sorta looks like him?

    Sorta like the movie "Dave" in reverse...

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  262. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... "Ha Ha!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I read the story, the only thing I could think of is Nelson (from the Simpsons) saying his favorite... "Ha Ha!"

  263. A massive coronary? by teklob · · Score: 1
    A massive coronary?

    If he was going to fake his death to avoid punnishment, he could have at least come up with a real condition.

  264. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by schon · · Score: 1

    Ken Lay memorial urinal has a nice ring to it

    Replace the cakes once in awhile, I'm sure it'll go away.

  265. Live-savings? by TylerTheGreat · · Score: 1

    "Lay was found guilty of being in charge of the scheme that had many lose their live-savings" Live-savings, you say? All these years and I haven't been investing in things like plants and slave hands! Thanks Slashdot for making up new words for things that I didn't know I needed to worry about

  266. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Yenshee · · Score: 1

    While I'm as disgusted as anyone by the whole Enron mess, Ken Lay seems to have believed in Enron pretty much right to the end. Sure he sold stock, but only to cover loans he previously received which he used to buy more Enron stock. A recent NYT article points out that his net worth as of the end of 2005 was something like $625,000, so the captain went down with the ship, so to speak. He seems more greedy and incompetent than evil, it seems to me.

  267. Re: What's so bad about .... Sarbanes-Oxley? by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

    Your management team bought houses they couldn't immediately afford (in a small town where the median income is less than $40k!) by borrowing money from the company while operating at a loss and you blame Sarbanes-Oxley for your failure?

    But.. but... the Democrats took our jarbs!

  268. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by m874t232 · · Score: 1

    Former employees told us constantly throughout the Enron trial that it was a great place to work, and that they felt devoted to him.

    I'm sure members of the mafia say the same thing.

    The court has determined that this man stole vast sums of money and ruined many lives. The fact that he and his associates did so with a smile and without feeling guilty about it only makes his crimes worse.

  269. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Lally+Singh · · Score: 1

    By definition, courtesy is a form of insincerity.

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  270. how much does it cost to fake a death? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...

  271. Pity is for the living. by ericspinder · · Score: 1

    Pity is for the living, the dead deserve a fair assememt of their lives. Key Lay and the rest of his neo-con buddies will rot in hell for their self-serving back room dealings which left millions of families with hardships they wouldn't wish on their own. I pity his widow, children, and grand-children, for the sudden loss of a family member, but not him.

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  272. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by RexRhino · · Score: 1

    You show me where that has happened that didn't involve fraud and we'll talk again.

    SOX is too new for there to be a big long history about it. But let me refer you to a book that will list more examples (all properly researched) than I could ever hope to produce from a quick google search on people convicted on similiar laws.

    I am giving you links to reviews of the book from two clearly non-libertarian more scholarly sources, just so you don't complain that is it "Just Libertarian Propoganda". I highly suggest you read the book, even if you disagree with the premise.

    http://www.nhbar.org/publications/archives/display -news-issue.asp?id=2243
    http://www.bsos.umd.edu/gvpt/lpbr/subpages/reviews /healy305.htm

  273. I will argue one small point with you... by Mike+Keester · · Score: 1

    I tend to suspect that the oh-so-clever accounting techniques and special purpose entities Andrew Fastow cooked up to keep Enron's debts off their books was far more complicated than Ken could understand. (They're certainly too much for my little brain.) But instead of asking tough questions, Ken just shrugged and signed off on them.

    Didn't Lay earn a PhD in Economics from Univeristy of Houston? I'd say he was smart enough to fathom the ins and outs of shady accounting practices and off-the-books recordkeeping.

  274. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by m874t232 · · Score: 1

    but it's still their responsibility to invest responsibly so that when disaster does strike, it's not across your entire portfolio.

    I love this "blame the victim" attitude.

    In fact, this wasn't "disaster striking", as in stock market volatility or other kinds of economic factors, it was fraud. The only people responsible for the losses were at Enron.

    Furthermore, the magnitude of the crime remains unchanged whether someone defrauds 100m people for $1 or one person for $100m.

  275. Parade his body by xeno-cat · · Score: 1

    Thats the only way to be sure :)

    Kind Regards

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  276. He was convicted and awaiting sentencing by Marrow · · Score: 1

    That means he was already charged/convicted and could not cop to a lesser
    charge (the plea-bargin tool) in exchange for information regarding anyone.

    I think the massive depression and anxiety would be enough of an explanation
    without assuming foul play.

    Never assume malice to what can be explained by incompetence (or other human weaknesses).

    1. Re:He was convicted and awaiting sentencing by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      He was persuing a nullification and re-trial. I'd love to know what was in the planned defense...

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  277. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Well said.

    clap clap clap

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  278. "You sound like a Republican..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You sound like a Republican... can't tell the difference between his head and his ass."

    And neither end has a brain. But they say they're Christian, oh yes, and can't understand why Arabs are unhappy to be killed. Shouldn't oil and weapons profits be enough justification?

  279. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by Tiger4 · · Score: 1

    "No, but people go to jail if they don't comply with SOX. People ARE people."

    Yes they are people. People working on a job, in a publicly traded company, with OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY, and they should be able to prove they did it correctly. Legally. Nothing is missing, nothing was fudged or shaded or twsted, turned, swapped or hidden. If those same people want to go home and do those things with their own money in their privately held business, fine. That is between them and their spouses (and the IRS, in a different way). But what they do on the job as a trustee of other people's money should be provably correct and legal.

    This isn't a case of "Prove to me you aren't a drug dealer". This is "I gave you $100 and you said you would invest it. Show me the money, account for where it went, or go to jail."

    Or to jump on another old trop, faceless corporations do have faces. The people with the no kidding dirty hands. If you hold them accountable, the "faceless corporation" becoems more accountable too. No more diluting the blame into insignificance. You can't hide behind "just following orders".

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  280. Won't someone please think of the children? by Khammurabi · · Score: 4, Informative
    Good Riddance.
    Um, does anyone know whether the gov't seized all his assets before he croaked? Because if they didn't, his heirs might just try to take what's left "while the body's still warm". I haven't heard of passing a sentence on a dead body before, but I'm sure there's a legal battle in there somewhere that lawyers are chomping at the bit to get in on.

    I'd hate for "Kenny-Boy" to get the last laugh on America, you know, by dying early.
    1. Re:Won't someone please think of the children? by wtansill · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Um, does anyone know whether the gov't seized all his assets before he croaked? Because if they didn't, his heirs might just try to take what's left "while the body's still warm". I haven't heard of passing a sentence on a dead body before, but I'm sure there's a legal battle in there somewhere that lawyers are chomping at the bit to get in on.

      I'd hate for "Kenny-Boy" to get the last laugh on America, you know, by dying early.
      He might just. As I was driving home this evening a blurb came over the radio that the 5th cirtcuit court (I think that's what they said -- I only snapped to attention on the next sentence) has a history of "extinguishing" the conviction of a person who dies before their appeals are exhausted. It would be as if the trial, or even the indictment, never happened. Now that's from the crimial side of things (and at present it's only the newscaster's speculation), but any pending civil suits could still proceed regardless of what the criminal court does or does not do. First I've heard of such "extinguishment"...
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    2. Re:Won't someone please think of the children? by Soruk · · Score: 1

      On the up-side, your country is not going to have to spend yet more taxpayers' dollars keeping him incarcerated. (If UK figures are anything to go by, keeping someone in prison isn't cheap.)

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    3. Re:Won't someone please think of the children? by skeptictank · · Score: 1

      The Fed is going after his assets. Since his wealth was earned from criminal activities, they can go after the estate in criminal proceedings and civil court. They will eventually get most of what isn't consumed by legal fees, the part of that they can find. He probably managed to off-shore tens of millions and 'poor' children will be left to survive on the money hidden in carribean bank accounts.

    4. Re:Won't someone please think of the children? by orim · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the Wash. Post had something to that effect. Here's my question: if you rob a bank, and give that money to your spouse, then die before you're actually convicted, do they get to keep all the money? Lay's money is no different. Sure, the accounting is more complicated, but let's face it, that family should be stripped of every last penny for the shit Kenny boy pulled. Let them work for a living for a change. That'll make other CEO's think twice about inflicting this kind of damage on their own family.

      Shame Kenny Boy never got to experience jail. I'd put him in with the worst of the worst... let HIM experience what it's like to get ass raped. Only not financially, literally.

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    5. Re:Won't someone please think of the children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope the law can't go after any of it because he cannot defend himself. Look at CNN or Fox News they'll tell you all about those laws tonight.

  281. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suggest you look up the meaning of "pathetic".

  282. I hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the fucker burns in hell. He deserves it. All those peoples lives he's screwed up for his own gain.

    >> "Apparently, his heart simply gave out," said Lay's pastor, Dr. Steve Wende of Houston's First United Methodist Church.

    It amazes me that his pastor doesn't excommunicate his ass.

    1. Re:I hope by narcc · · Score: 1

      Show some compassion, man! Hell, if such a place exists, is generally considered to be a place of ETERNAL suffering. I can think of no crime so heinous that the only just punishment is an ETERNITY of endless suffering.

      Try to feel empathy for this mans family -- it should help.

  283. Ted Stevens is barely even trying! by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    Ted Stevens is from Alaska

    Ted Stevens is but a rank amateur compared to Robert Byrd. And of course, unlike Stevens, Byrd has such a colorful background, being unanimously elected as the "Exalted Cyclops" of his local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan. I mean, you can't beat stuff like that.

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  284. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Ignominious+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

    Minister: "He was a loner and a quiet young man. He attended church and Sunday school. I remember he was always very polite."

    Koppel: "Do you believe he killed Buckwheat?"

    Minister: "Oh, yes. Definitely. That's all he ever talked about."

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  285. Reinventing the past is common for psychopaths by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Reminds me of the Is Your Boss A Psychopath story, that was linked to last year on Slashdot.

    Now I don't know enough about Ken Lay to proclaim whether he was a psychopath or not, but it sorta makes me wonder. I mean we already know that he had no remorse in shafting the investors, the employees and everyone, but the GP's moving testimony just makes some more pieces fall into place.

    Here are some relevant paragraphs:

    In contrast, corporate psychopaths typically grew up in stable, loving families that were middle class or affluent. But because they're pathological liars, they tell romanticized tales of rising from tough, impoverished backgrounds. Dunlap pretended that he grew up as the son of a laid-off dockworker; in truth, his father worked steadily and raised his family in suburban comfort.


    Does it sound yet like Ken Lay telling employees a rags-to-riches story about creating the company from nothing?

    Also worth remembering:

    Psychopaths succeed in conventional society in large measure because few of us grasp that they are fundamentally different from ourselves. We assume that they, too, care about other people's feelings. This makes it easier for them to "play" us. Although they lack empathy, they develop an actor's expertise in evoking ours. While they don't care about us, "they have an element of emotional intelligence, of being able to see our emotions very clearly and manipulate them," says Michael Maccoby, a psychotherapist who has consulted for major corporations.

    Psychopaths are typically very likable. They make us believe that they reciprocate our loyalty and friendship. When we realize that they were conning us all along, we feel betrayed and foolish.


    So in a way I'm not surprised that someone would be manipulated to the point of respecting the guy who shafted him. Psychopaths are _good_ at that kind of thing. Damn good. _Incredibly_ good. Unless you happen to be the direct target of their mind games or power games or intimidation games (they do all that a lot), you could live next to one for a decade and respect the heck out of him.
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  286. Stopped taking medication by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    "natural" death is when you don't pop your pills when your heart is in that kind of shape.

    Its hard to prove he didn't take his medications. Its hard to disclose his medical records or even access them. I doubt we will hear any real proof either way.

    Now, if we find out there were more than legal benefits to his death, then that should be enough for most of us...

    1. Re:Stopped taking medication by karnal · · Score: 1

      What exactly could you do, though, if he didn't take his medication?

      Even if he prescribed suicide for himself, we're in the same spot as if he'd hanged himself... he's dead, and he's not going to prison...

      Now, of course, hanging would indicate shame and possible remorse. Not taking pills can be buried and made to look like a normal death... much different (I'm assuming) for the family involved....

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  287. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    Then why the hell would they work for a company that seemed to be doing well, that had matching stock options and paid a decent raise? Why didn't they each hire accountants and detectives to verify what the SEC required accountants were saying regarding the state of the company. Hell, why didn't they whip out their telepathy helmets and read the board's brains and see what was going on? 'Course, they coulda' watched their futur-vision screens and know ahead of time that the company was going under. Meh. Fucking losers!

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  288. It's surprising to learn he died that way by Nybble's+Byte · · Score: 0

    ...because to have a coronary, I thought you had to have a heart.

  289. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... and onther by nude-fox · · Score: 1

    Oh my god, i found a penny

  290. Dude isn't dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is chilling on the beach sipping on a margarita enjoying his new identity given to him by the elite who he helped make richer by robbing thousands of people of everything they had.

  291. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by Elminst · · Score: 1

    you might be surprised.
    I'd vote for him... As would nearly all of my friends.

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  292. You're sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > died of a massive coronary before he could receive his sentence

    Sounds like he got his sentence afterall. And swifter than the court system could mete a slap on the wrist out.

  293. He might have FAKED his own death.. SERIOUSLY... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet that someone as rich as him (you can bet he squirrelled away lots of cash in numbered offshore bank accounts) can easily fake his own death.

    A compulsive liar - with utter contempt for the law and democratic norms of 'justice' - faced with the prospect of spending so much time in jail - with lots of friends in high places (he was the #1 contributor to G. W. Bush's campaign in 2000 - he lent GWB his own private jet for campaigning)

    People like that NEVER do time in jail.. Lets not let him get away with it....

  294. It was SO the CIA by crabpeople · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The CIA's favourite techniques are:

    1) Plane/car crashes.
    2) Heart attacks.

    They didnt want him talking. They were probably stringing him along the entire way saying things like, "its ok lay my boy, well get you out of this mess!"... "Why dont you take a nice vacation to colorado and well arange everything!"

    The first thing i thought when i saw this this morning was CIA. Its wayyy too convienient. Kinda funny it made slashdot though, wasnt expecting that.

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  295. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by mpe · · Score: 1

    While there is nothing wrong with creating laws to punish people guilty of theft and fraud, there are big problems with creating a system where everyone must prove their innocence on a regular basis or be considered guilty. Especially, like in the Sarbanes-Oxley, it is a series of vauge rules that are very difficult to comply with and can be arbitrarily enforced. This is more fodder for the government to go after it's critics, or to demand political donations as protection money for non-enforcement, or to help a company with political connections by going after it's competitor, and the fixed costs of compliance help keep smaller buisnesses with competing with large corporations. It is not going to stop this kind of corporate crime, it is just another tool for the government to aid certain corporate criminals, and harrass other people they don't like.

    At best this sort of thing just takes away resorces which could otherwise be usefully used to identify criminals. At worst it actually gives criminals a way to hide what they are up to.

  296. Hey, Reality Dumbass? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FYI - nobody cares. Thanks for playing.

    1. Re:Hey, Reality Dumbass? by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1

      How are you able to type with that dick in your ass?

  297. Clinton was President for "Kenny-boy's" cooking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad for your BDS-driven fantasies, but Enron's accounting fraud happened in the 1990s - when Bill Clinton was President.

    What's the color of the sky on the planet you're on?

    1. Re:Clinton was President for "Kenny-boy's" cooking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Republicans controlled congress from 1994 onwards, and they're the ones who refused to fund the SEC. You also might want to try looking up Elizabeth Dole's role in letting Enron do arbitrage without any oversight.

  298. he's prob getting a hot bath in argentina by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with the help of the administration staff....
    with a new passport ID, and his level of connection...
    my rat brain sez, heart attack at age 64, with full staff attending him daily... this is fishy.

  299. Joe Schmoe Investor by WebCowboy · · Score: 1

    First, so what even if I am an uninformed public shareholder? Does that suddenly mean I really don't need to know, should not be informed of, or have a way to find out the internal workings of how the compnay I own a piece of is operated?

    Dude--it's not like you couldn't do that BEFORE S.Ox came into being. In order to be a publically traded company the SEC still had a fairly long list of reporting requirements and accounting practices. Yes, there were too many places where you could still cook the books and fabricate public earnings statements but this Sarbanes Oxley business is sometimes akin to using 100 tonnes of concrete to plug a thumb-sized leak in the dam.

    Even if I can't tell a balance sheet from a chart of accounts or a budget, the structure and contents of the reports have to be understandable, so the underlying management philosophy can be understandable, so the intent of the managers and Board and prospects for the company can be inferred.

    If you cannot tell the difference between basic financial documents then you shouldn't be investing. Period. I mean it--don't even get into mutual funds if you can't tell the difference between its prospectus and a bus schedule and don't trust your broker. That is the case even with S.Ox now in place. Learn the basics of finance and do your reearch before putting money you count on into such investments. If your broker will not give you inofrmation you ask for then fire his arse. *INFORMED* investors lost minimal amounts in the Enron crash becasue the corporate fundamentals were sideways and heading south. People who lost money were those who depended on and trusted not only the word of morally bankrupt executives, but that of fund managers/brokers/"experts" who said "trust me--this is a cyclical thing and it'll turn around so you should stay in for the long haul to recover your losses". Easy enough for them to say--it is not their own money they're playing with.

    BTW there ARE initiatives that are/were being considered outside S.Ox that would be much less onerous for corporate accountants. Firstly, there are standard reporting formats that are being more aggressively implemented. In Canada businesses have things like the General Index of Financial Information, which defines a set of standard accounts/codes that corporations must adhere to when filing taxes. In the US, public companies must have insider trading information available online. All over the world, they are looking at mandating things like financial statements being available online, on-demand in XBRL format. This way every corporation has information structured in the same way, whenever you want it, in the same way we can with RSS feeds from our favourite blogs.

    Second, If SEC enforcement had been doing its job, then maybe we wouldn't need more law.

    IF the SEC was not enforcing existing rules well enough, how could you expect them to adequately enfore even MORE rules?

    It costs nothing to just put it out there and let people see what's up. But that wasn't happening.

    Holy CRAP is that a ridiculous statement. It costs a LOT to "just put it out there". I work in the industrial automation field and *I've* had requests to modify/upgrade plant-floor systems because they do not meet the demands of Sarbanes Oxley. Operators and maintenance people have to be given logins. Companies have to know details down to the stupidest level sometimes--stuff that wouldn't be remotely important to investors. Yes, there is definitely a use for some of the data but what does Joe Schmoe Investor care about how many hours Employee 3422 spent reprogramming a controller so every tenth of a cent of operations & maintenance expenses can be backed by detailed records? Yes, you need to know the 5000-foot-picture as an investor, but you don't need to see each blade of grass on the ground below.

    You don't get to decide what is the best way for me to do that. You don't get to play with my money and tell me to shut up and be happy

  300. Great King Rat... by PGC · · Score: 1

    died today. -- Queen

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  301. Re:Famous last words? (and last sounds?) by solitas · · Score: 1

    How about: "Errrk! :thump:"?

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    "It's time to take life by the cans." ~ Bender ("Bendin' in the Wind", ep. 3-13)
  302. Enron's Kenneth Lay Dies??? by multimediavt · · Score: 1

    Good.

  303. Re:Actually, no. He was technically never prosecut by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

    Don't worry. There are bands of attorneys already converging on civil court to suck down all that wealth. He doesn't need to be alive for his estate to be contested in civil court.

    His family won't starve. They probably won't get the whole wad of loot, either.

  304. Which one is next? by Mesinjah · · Score: 0

    Skilling! We have your number buddy. Grim Reaper is coming for you next pal!

  305. Suicide or Justice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone else get the feeling that this was really suicide. Reason #1: He was to scare to go to prison. Reason #2: He wanted to leave something to his family, because everything was going to be lost in civil suits.

  306. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by seanadams.com · · Score: 1

    First, so what even if I am an uninformed public shareholder? Does that suddenly mean I really don't need to know, should not be informed of, or have a way to find out the internal workings of how the compnay I own a piece of is operated?

    I didn't mean uninformed with respect to the specific workings of a given company. I meant uninformed on what Sarbox is and what it costs to implement.

    The reality is that your interests as a shareholder are almost certainly _undermined_ by sarbox because businesses have to pay more to implement and maintain the procedures, which costs you as a shareholder not just directly on today's bottom line, but also in distracting the business from it's core competency. Sarbox compliance isn't just hiring a couple more lawyers and bean counters - there are procedural requirements that ripple down through every level of the organization in order to produce the additional reporting.

  307. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by panaceaa · · Score: 1

    (I believe there's a documentary movie based on the book as well...)

    There is, I rented it from NetFlix, and it was very disappointing. Nearly all of the information in the movie should be common knowledge to someone who reads a newspaper or reads CNN.com on a semi-regular basis. The only interesting aspect was the biographies of Skilling, Lay, and Fastow, which allowed me to understand the personalities of the people involved instead of just the facts that come out of the news.

  308. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by CCFreak2K · · Score: 1

    PUBLIC CORPORATIONS ARE NOT PEOPLE!!!!11!!!!

    Right, but Soylent Green is.

    ...wait.

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    "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."
  309. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The thing with Ken Lay was, as oppossed to most wealthy people in Texas, is he appered to have no morals or humility.

    You clearly don't know any wealthy Texans.

  310. Strange... by NoScreenNamesLeft · · Score: 1

    Why is Kenneth Lay's death marked suicide when he died of natural causes?

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    It is the owner that crashes the system. If you are enough of an idiot to put 50 background processes in Windows you sho
  311. Talk about getting off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Talk about getting off..

    Oh well his justice wasnt on earth so now he gets the ultimate judgement!

    Feel sorry for all the people who lost their life savings to the collective of corporate crooks.

  312. Genuine Karma by jonskerr · · Score: 1

    Karma, the real kind as discussed in eastern philosophy is based on a person's ACTIONS. Not emotions. Feeling an emotion is not an act of karma. Besides
    >adding to the pain of that persons passing
    how does feeling happy that this scumbag died cause pain to anyone else? Crowing about it in the face of his relatives might be bad karma, but considering they were the chief secondary beneficiaries of his rapacious greed, the chances of his relatives being surprised about this reaction would be extremely low. And if they had a lot of feelings to get hurt, maybe they'd feel compassion for the victims of Lay's evil, and feel relief that some people would feel a bit of vindication at his death. Personally, I think him dying now is getting off easy. Piece of shit.

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    O~ Him that studies revenge keeps his own wounds green. -- Francis Bacon
    1. Re:Genuine Karma by JavaIsGreat · · Score: 1

      Do you really think you know about Karm (well yes it is not Karma).

      Read KarmYog before you give explainations to others.

    2. Re:Genuine Karma by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I only have the most vague idea of what philosophy behind Karma or Karm if that is the correct term. I am a Christian myself. However I must say that I don't know if any of that man's family or friends read Slashdot and I don't understand why his death should make anyone happy. Some deaths can be good if they end suffering or are the natural completion of a long and happy life. Some death may be necessary such as a police officer killing a gun man. Some death while tragic maybe noble such as a firefighter or some other person dieing while trying save another persons life. This death was none of these things so I fail to see any joy in it.
      I am not saying that this person was a good man or that he was a bad man. I don't know him, or how guilty he was, or his motivations. I know the actions carried out in his name and the results of those actions where both very negative.
      I hope that I have not trivialized your belief system in any way by any of my comments. If I have it was through ignorance and not intent.
      One of the great teachers in my faith once said, "It doesn't really matter where you are spiritually. What matters is what direction you are going." Most of the comments I have seen on Slashdot seem to be going in the wrong direction.

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  313. Re:Ken Lay -- serial killer? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

    I'm not an apoligist stooge for anyone, at best he should have known what his staff was doing when he was CEO-that alone is enough to make him partially culpable. However, prior to the bankruptcy of Enron, the retirement plans were unfrozen and employees were net purchasors of Enron stock not sellers. This is after Skilling became CEO, called an analyst and asshole on a teleconference call, and quit. After the company had announced some very poor accounting results, and after the stock price had begun a severe downturn and lenders and trading partners were beginning to have major concerns about the company's creditworthiness.

    Stupidity generally begats its own reward, but nearly every financial document published in the last 30 years has had the same bit of advice don't ever own all of your assets in your employer's stock! If things get bad you are likely to loose both your retirment money and your job! If they couldn't even be bothered to follow the number one rule of investing then I don't feel much pity for them. Neither would I feel a whole lot of pity for someone who parks their convertible Rolls in Compton with the top down while going to the cash machine to grab $10,000 and counts it out loud on the way back to the car!

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    Degaussing scares the bad magnetism out of the monitor and fills it with good karma.
  314. Bob Dylan said it best... by 0xC2 · · Score: 1

    "And I hope that you die
    And your death'll come soon
    I will follow your casket
    In the pale afternoon
    And I'll watch while you're lowered
    Down to your deathbed
    And I'll stand o'er your grave
    'Til I'm sure that you're dead"

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    Be heard || Be herd
  315. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by SenatorOrrinHatch · · Score: 1

    Not if you mean to show respect and consideration, you puerile malcontent.

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    The Christian in me says it's wrong, but the corrections officer in me says, 'I love to make a grown man piss himself.'
  316. ^ this with bells on by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

    anyone feel like modding this person? Anyway, yea a jail sentence is way tougher than the death sentence; I screamed 'WELL ROT THEN at the TV when I heard Lay got off so easily. Then it came to my attention that he died in Aspen. What? He wasn't in Jail? Why the fuck not?

    Lots of people think that Sadaam Hussein & Osama Bin Laden and anyone who stands accused of similar atrocities should face the death sentence, but being incarcerated in some shithole jail for 20 years (with intermittent acts of buggery by suitably hairy gay inmates) I think might hurt them more than Martyrdom. The same goes for the Bali bomber; I can't imagine that indonesian jails are fun for anyone.

    In a twist, however, I think that a more suitable 'punishment', if you'd like to call it that for Mr Bin Laden would to be in some contrived way forced to live like an ordainary citizen of one of the countries he supposedly wages holy war against. I doubt if it'd change his view of the world (though you can only live in hope that this type of person's views are changeable) but I think it might force humility on a self-proclaimed warrior.

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    1. Re:^ this with bells on by 14CharUsername · · Score: 1

      How naive you are... They want Saddam to be executed so he can't spill the beans on Rumsfeld and his buddies. Why do you think they aren't trying him for "gassing his own people"? No, try him for a crime he committed before the US started supplying him with chemical weapons and execute him for that. Put him in jail, then someone might later on start asking him some questions about the things he did with the full support of the US. We don't want that now do we?

      Osama bin Laden is even trickier. The Kurds are willing to let it slide that Saddam won't be tried for the atrocities he commited against them in exchange for their own (defacto) state. But everyone is going to demand bin Laden be tried for 9/11, the embassy bombings, and everything else the US has claimed he's responsible for. Bin Laden had the full support of the US from the very beginning up to... well we aren't exactly sure when the US stopped supporting bin Laden, now are we? Put him on trial in New York and we will find out everything. And that is why you won't see bin Laden on trial.

      And I'm sure bin Laden would quite enjoy living a normal western life. There really isn't much difference between hardcore christians and hardcore muslims. Unless you forbid him from practising his religion. And even then, he likely isn't all that religious, most people who want power portray an image of being pious to gain followers. Many people in positions of power use religion as a recruitung tool but are quite pragmatic about it privately.

  317. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

    Well, I gues that makes you a republican then. ;)

    ~X~

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  318. Wikipedia concerns... by singularity · · Score: 1
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  319. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Da_Weasel · · Score: 1

    The ones who survive also have to pay for their mistakes...

    Luckly Ol' Kenny Boy all of the sudden, very unexpected like had a heart attack right before he was going to be sentenced.

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    If you must!
  320. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

    Now, for $199.95, you too can own the new Kenneth Lay Toilet! Commisioned by the ARBKL (Ass-Raped By Ken Lay) group, this remarkable likeness of the recently deceased greedy bastard allows you to urinate, vomit, or defecate straight down his throat any time day or night!

    As a free bonus, a unique surround sound system plays choice quotes when you flush! Memorable lines such as "We're doing great!" and "Well turn this around!" play in such high quality that you may have trouble controlling your bowels. This model also includes the new sound of someone dying from a massive heart attack when the toilet clogs!

    It comes with a lifetime guarantee too! Just call 1-877-xxx-xxx. These are going fast so hurry and order yours today!

    ~X~

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  321. SUICIDE!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He paid a physician to "spare his family further grief" by filing the cause of death as a "massive coronary", when, in fact, he committed suicide by overdose.

  322. Jack Sparrow's Wisdom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

  323. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by gkhan1 · · Score: 1

    Even though I know you are kidding, I still have to fight my fist of death not to kick your ass for even mentioning trickle-down-economics ;)

  324. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was a bastard!

  325. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by ThreeE · · Score: 1

    Exactly. What kind of fool puts all their savings in any one stock? Only those that want to get rich quick.

    Ken Lay was guilty of incompetence -- hardly worthy of a life sentence. Witch hunt.

  326. And right before he was about to give up Bush by Animats · · Score: 1

    Nah, that's too much of a conspiracy theory.

  327. Damn Texas Law by chefgirl · · Score: 1

    Suprisingly, according to Texas Law since Ken Lay never made it to his sentencing, he died an innocent men. Well I guess it is not a human judge that he needs to worry about facing now.

  328. Re:As a republican, you should say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn. What the hell have I been thinking.

  329. Good Riddance. The SOB cost the nation Billions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    damn him and his ancestors

  330. Holy fucking shit. by deepb · · Score: 1

    To me, the shocking thing about all these hateful posts is that this guy wasn't a serial killer or a rapist; he committed white collar crimes. Securities fraud. Wire fraud. Making false statements to banks.

    You can dance around and tell me that his actions resulted in thousands of millions of deaths or whatever else, but he wasn't charged or convicted for any of those things. Let's see - he ended up with about ten convictions, resulting in possibly up to 30 years in jail (had he made it to sentencing).. and he was evil?

    I think you folks need to take a step back and look at what you're saying. Even if he personally stole thousands of dollars from you, does that really equate to being "evil"? ..and giving you the right to do whatever you want to his dead corpse, or literally "piss" all over his family? Seriously, have you people gone completely fucking mad?

    This guy broke modern-day accounting laws. Yes, some people lost lots of money. Welcome to the wonderful world of "investing" - that's why you get interest on the money, because there are no risk-free investments, period.

    I'm not an especially spiritual individual, but I sure do pray that this "mob" attitude doesn't represent the majority. Oh, and you can write off what I say as "Troll" or "Flamebait" .. just trying to provoke a reaction. Please --- don't reply. Just stop and think about what you're saying. Think about the bad things you've done in life, and how someone who might not know the full story could perceive those things as being much worse than they actually were. I wonder how many people in this thread have a school-zone speeding ticket or a DUI. Are you evil?

  331. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

    'Meaning' to show respect and consideration is insincere.

    Having respect and consideration isn't, but if you have it, you don't need to 'mean' to show it. You just do.

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    If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
  332. Sounds like his heart went offline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for maintenance just when his brain was at peak demand for oxygen. So he suffered a rolling blackout.

  333. "Really" dead or not, we can still fuck the corpse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy have SO much venom hurled against him in houston I won't be surpised to find his body dug up one day and horrible, wonderfully horrible things done to it.

    I will be also be fun to watch the tasteless slurs hurled at the the grieving family. If I could get a ticket I would be right down there, laughing at thier tears, mocking the kids and grand kids, making sure that everyone of them understands that the world is a better, happier, less evil place now that the man they cared about is dead...

    Basically, it's a GOOD thing to make sure that everyone else thinking of destroying SO many lives understands that even when dead you will the torture will not end, and that it will be passed on as long as people still remember.

  334. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by DavidTC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Three words for these fuckers: Financial Death Penalty.

    Take every single goddamn dime away from them. Everything they own, period. Including assets in other countries, jail them until they turn them over. Everything single thing they own, everything their spouse owns, everything their minor kids own. (We, however, will give the kid's stuff back when they hit 18.)

    And just like a divorce, if it looks like did something to try to keep something afterwards, like selling your car for 'one dollar and other considerations' to a friend or putting the deed to your house in the name of your 16 year-old son...no. We grab that too.

    We'll let them stick, say, a thousand dollars worth of family heirlooms and photo albums and paintings their kids did in storage and they can buy them back if they ever get enough money, and the rest goes to auction. (Most of the actual personal stuff like photographs is technically valueless, so they should be able to buy all their memories back for 20 bucks or so, before anyone whines about that.)

    And then, of course, we aren't completely heartless. We'll give them one of those 'out of prison' outfits and fifty bucks, just like anyone walking out prison gets.

    And before anyone says 'What about the children?', there are plenty of poor children in this country. They can always apply for food stamps. Any proposed consideration shown to those kids better apply to kids born to families with almost nothing, or you subconsciously think rich kids 'deserve' more.

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  335. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

    Or who were forbidden from diversifying, in that they were banned from selling while it was good.

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  336. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

    Oh, and before anyone says 'But that's much harsher than the crime!'...um, duh. You kidnap someone for two days, you don't get two days in jail. You steal 17 dollars in mugging, you don't get a 17 dollar fine. In both those cases, you'll be 'paying' more than ten times your crime, and maybe even a hundred or a thousand times your crime. Just having to pay back what you took, or close to it, would just mean you're back when you started and there's no incentive not to do it.

    You steal, say, more than twenty million dollars...well....we take it all.

    And, in actual fact, I suspect such people wouldn't spend a single day on the street. Rich people have rich friends who will be able to spare a house or two for the criminal to live in while trying to get him some new cushy CEO position. It's more the principle of the thing.

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  337. In other news... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    On recommendations from his new head financial advisor, Satan has announced that company 401k matching will henceforth only be honored on purchases of company stock.

  338. Was he innocent? by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

    Just wondering, of all the guys, his testimony against him from people who cut deals for less time. And he did in the past urge for strong accounting practices. As for loans, everyone took loans out, was a common practice. In the end they got him for 6 counts? Far less than everyone else.

    Seems the government wanted him no matter what. Didnt he actually loose almost 90% of his money because he kept enron stock?

    Dont know, but He seems like an escape goat to me. Worked his way up, had his PHD, and did alot for the community.

    I dont like when the government offers deals, most people will lie to get a sentence reduced to 5 years.

  339. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 1

    Laws are only as good as the people who enforce them.

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  340. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    adj.

    1. Arousing or capable of arousing sympathetic sadness and compassion: "The old, rather shabby room struck her as extraordinarily pathetic" (John Galsworthy).
    2. Arousing or capable of arousing scornful pity.

    What most defenders of ken lay do is say "he grew up so poor, and did so much, so even though he has done bad, he did it becuase he knew no better". In other words, they are asking us to forgive his trangresses because of his past, in yet other words,they are creating a pathetic story so we pity him.

    This is no different from the stories that justify illegal border crossing, and though most of those do nothing else that is illegal, some do and then create pitiful stories to justify the actions. Believe me I here all these sad stories all the time, and know such stories normally come from people who are too weak to take responsibility for thier own actions.

  341. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by ThreeE · · Score: 0

    How can you be forbidden to diversify?

    Step 1: don't buy security X.
    Step 2: buy security Y.

    Don't say the 401(k) limited them -- just invest elsewhere. If you are sitting on a 401(k) with 90%+ Enron stock and that's your only retirement savings, you're an idiot.

  342. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by Tiger4 · · Score: 1
    I didn't mean uninformed with respect to the specific workings of a given company. I meant uninformed on what Sarbox is and what it costs to implement.

    Companies are already spending money on internal reporting. Or at least they should be. Sarbanes imposes greater requirements on what must be collected and reported. So the cost isn't in collection, unless we're talking about companies that are serious cowboys and flouting both old AND new law.

    The additional cost will be in the new reporting in new ways. Is it more? Yes. But again, was the previous system adequate? If it wasn't, and that seems to be the evidence, then reporting costs would, and properly should, go up You were already spending money on a system that wasn't working, so now you'll be spending somewhat more on a system that will. It just becomes a question of how much more, and are we (the compnay and investors) getting good value from the information reporting systems we create. That is exactly the same problem every MIS in every enterprise anywhere has. Completely independent of Sarbanes-Oxley, the management should have a feel for where the money and effort come from and go to.

    If Sarbanes-Oxley is forcing the collection and reporting of useless information, that is a flaw. But just saying that if costs go up it must be bad is seriously shortsighted analysis. Especially considering the opacity investors were facing. And if Lay was to be believed, he wasn't being served by his internal information systems either.

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  343. Hypocrites! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most people here are eager to 'piss on Lay's grave', but I never see people pointing fingers at the tech industry. When Enron tanked, it wiped out about $66 billion worth of market cap. Tech stocks like Lucent, Cisco, JDSU, and others had far bigger losses. Lucent took out about $1/4 trillion worth of market cap. Are the heads of Lucent 4 times 'guiltier' than the Enron executives?

    What about all the people who worked at dot coms? They pulled in big salaries, blew money on upscale offices and Herman Miller Aeron chairs for everyone, all the time knowing that the businesses had no commercial value. Some people couldn't even describe what their dotcoms actually did. After the VC money was spent, and the stocks tanked, all those people scattered to the wind. I suspect that more than a few people reading slashdot lived the good life on some poor old widow's mutual fund money in the heyday of dotcom boom. I'll wait to see if anyone turns up to piss on their graves.

  344. Of course the swindlers are culpable. by Ivan+Matveitch · · Score: 1

    But an attitude of caveat emptor and a basic understanding of capital markets sure would have helped.

  345. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by u235meltdown · · Score: 1

    THOSE BASTA... actually, Thanks! Score one for California

  346. Sources cited? by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    Yes, because we ALL know that Wikipedia is the most accurate, honest, unbiased, and trustworthy source to cite, especially in regard to emotionally charged current events?

    *rolling eyes*

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  347. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    Yes, because we ALL know that Wikipedia is the most accurate, unbiased, and trustworthy source to cite, especially in regard to emotionally charged current events?

    *rolling eyes*

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  348. Fiscal conservatives... by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    ...do indeed have a party. In fact there are two of them; the Libertarian Party, and the Constitution Party.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_Party_(Un ited_States)
    and
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_Party_(U nited_States)

    I tend to align with both, but moreso with the Libertarian Party than the CP.

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  349. Ding dong the bitch is dead by Puff+Daddy · · Score: 1

    Ding dong the bitch is dead
    Which bitch?
    The thieving bitch
    Ding dong the thieving bitch is dead

  350. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by MrSquirrel · · Score: 1

    Oh? Well whether wikipedia says it or not, the FUCKING FACTS are that Enron was not "created by Lay from nothing" as the parent article said. Check his own fucking autobiography, ask his friends, the facts are there! (I only cited wikipedia because it's bookmarked on my browser). Lay was not a magical happy man who pissed mountain dew and shat cotton candy -- he was a businessman who managed to make some good deals and merged two powerful companies into a superpowerful company and then fucked thousands or loyal employees over so he could make a quick buck. Good riddance, the world has enough assholes as it is.

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  351. It was money laundering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a scheme of complex offshore holdings...

    In other words, money laundering.

  352. The social security model of Europe is better? by master_p · · Score: 1

    Does the Enron case prove that the social security model of Europe is better? as a European, I have a hard time accepting that I should trust my life with the corporation I work with, especially after seeing how all of them (and not just my boss) are doing business. The Enron case confirms my distrust on corporations and my preference to social security models supported by the state/government. I certainly wouldn't like to have no security/health insurance/pention when I grow old.

    Of course there are other options in USA, aren't they? but how easy are those options to follow?

    1. Re:The social security model of Europe is better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your social security model is being dismantled even as you're posting here. You and your family will become some corporation's property in the near future, so get used to it.

      And no, there's nothing you can do.

  353. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    I'm not going to justify your ignorant rantings with a response other than to say that you are an idiot.

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  354. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by zCyl · · Score: 1

    Take every single goddamn dime away from them. Everything they own, period. Including assets in other countries, jail them until they turn them over.

    You'd have to include trusts for which they are the primary beneficiary as well. People expecting to go down would have a lot of money to spend finding ways to secure their money.

  355. Are you sure? by crhylove · · Score: 1

    I want to be sure. I want to stick a knife in his lifeless corpse just for sure.

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  356. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by john83 · · Score: 1
    Of course this still basically agrees with the other parts of your post: taking away the property of a conman who destroyed other people's life savings and forcing him to live off his own labor is a fitting punishment.
    *Gasp* You mean... live like any other poor schmuck? Taking ill-gotten gains off a financial criminal is not sufficient punishment in my book. He didn't just accumulate money wrongly, he ruined lives doing it.
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  357. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by tehcyder · · Score: 1
    there are big problems with creating a system where everyone must prove their innocence on a regular basis or be considered guilty
    Nonsense, you are comparing two totally different things, namely Individual people and Corporations.
    A Corporation is like a psycopath or child, in that it does not have a conscience or any real internal self-policing mechanism. So it is entirely reasonable to treat Corporations as potentially "guilty" (of acting selfishly and purely in the pursuit of profit) and this requires some form of external monitoring/punishment.
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  358. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by tehcyder · · Score: 1
    Engaging yourself in 'employment'
    Nice to see that libertarian nutjobs exist here in the UK too...
    Why do all these free market evangelists think that running your own business is the pinnacle of human achievement, and that to do anything else (like being a mere employee) is somehow immoral?
    I, for one, do not want to spend eighteen hours a day for ten+ years building up my own company.
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  359. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by MrSquirrel · · Score: 1

    So you still don't accept the facts that Ken Lay did not "build Enron from nothing"? Well I guess your ignorance wins. We should inform everyone else how wrong they are.

    Oh look, reference.com thinks Northern Natural Gas, one of the two companies that merged to form Enron, was formed in the 1930's... well, maybe Ken Lay had that "time travel" thing down http://www.reference.com/browse/wiki/Enron_Corpora tion

    They think he became CEO the year after Enron was formed http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/infrastructure/powe r/enron_time.html

    Man, maybe I would expect it from some "reference.com" place and from the hippie PBS, but not from you USA Today... you've changed http://www.usatoday.com/money/energy/2001-11-28-en ron-chronology.htm

    Answers.com has always been b.s. so it's no wonder they're in on the lies too http://www.answers.com/topic/kenneth-lay

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  360. Conspiracy theories by XJHardware · · Score: 1

    Just remember, if Vince Foster had only had a gun with him he'd be alive today.

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  361. Nelson says.... by UberHoser · · Score: 0

    Ha Ha !

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  362. What is it with USians? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I see far too many comments considering that homosexual rape is a fit punishment for somebody.

    You guys are barbaric, you presume to be civilized but in many ocassions you show ideas no better than the ones spoused by a Hutu or Serbian war criminal.

    It speaks volumes about US society that many consider normal a situation in which inmates in jail can be abused, tortured or raped.

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    1. Re:What is it with USians? by ThrobbingGristle · · Score: 1

      Maybe you would or maybe you wouldn't be surprised by the number of Americans who think torture is perfectly fine if they guy is guilty or we think he's probably guilty and he's not American. Just ask around my office...

  363. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by nelsonal · · Score: 1

    Basically, Fastow's partnerships were initially based on some rules that were very lenient (if you had a small outside ownership investment) you could put a business in there and it wouldn't be an Enron investment. Imagine this, a company has been buying stock and some of the shares bought in 1999 (say 100,000 worth of them) have gone down a lot. The rules as they were then would let you create a company with a $9,700 investment, get an outside party to contribute $300, and the new company would borrow another $90,000 from a bank (under a loan guarantee from you). This new company could buy your stock from you at the price you paid for it and then eat the losses. It's debt wouldn't show up on your balance sheet (although you would be paying for it). At that time guarantees didn't have to be booked on the balance sheet.
    Fastow then used these structures to enrich himself, via the non independant ownership stakes. He would pay himself and cronys huge management fees for running the companies and similar things.
    Lay's biggest flaw was that he was a pushover and either didn't understand or didn't pay enough attention to what the CEO was doing (not that those were the only things) the international businesses made a string of terrible investments as they were compensated for closing a deal (based on the deal size rather than it's return).
    In that sense, Lay (and perhaps Skilling) were very responsible for creating (and "nurturing" an environment where that could occur, but was unlikely to have directly participated in fraudulent activities.

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  364. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by SenatorOrrinHatch · · Score: 1

    It is quite possible to hold deep respect for someone but fail to display it adequately. I know because I've made that mistake before. This is the reason for things like dress codes at work and salutes in the military, because miscommunication can happen even with nonverbal signals.

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  365. As a fan of South Park, I'd like to say... by drdxDaFJ · · Score: 1

    Oh my God, you've killed Kenneth...
    You, uh, well, non-bastards?!

  366. Shafting the employees? by Dobeln · · Score: 1

    "shafting... the employees..."

    Now, as an aside, how exactly did he shaft the employees? His crime was concealing the fact that the company was tanking, thus screwing (some) investors. The company would have tanked even faster if not for the criminality of Lay - hence, the net effect on the employees was that they recieved wages for a longer period of time than had been the case if Lay & co had stayed within the law.

    Of course, lots of employees had their careers screwed over and their stock options and stock made worthless by the bankruptcy, but that would have come to pass even faster if not for the fraud. (This was not a case of Lay stealing company cash and spending it on booze and hookers, after all.)

    1. Re:Shafting the employees? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Lay advised employees to buy shares in the company because it's going to rebound... at a time when he was selling his stock. Now one can argue that anyone that fell for that and invested in a company in free fall is stupid and had it coming, and that was probably Lay's view too, but still... it shows that that respect was a pretty one-way street. He certainly didn't show the same respect towards his employees as we see the GGP post showing toward him.

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  367. On blackouts.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not from Cali or a third-world country so I'm not exactly familiar with rolling blackouts; but man, I wish we could bring back the 2003 East-Coast blackout.

    Benefits:
    - being able to see all the stars (including Mars, which was dangerously 'close' to the Moon that night) from the downtown of one of the larger Canadian cities.
    - neighbourhoods brought together by shared adversity/boredom: everyone was outside drinking the beer before it got warm in the fridge
    - free gelato from gelato place for those who wanted to wait in lines that stretched up and down the block
    - dining by forced candlelight in what few restaurants were still open by virtue of operating solely on gas
    - the bizarre sight of people in Quebec still having power right across the river (I guess I just revealed what city it was to anyone with a decent sense of Canadian geography...)
    - watching the power come back grid by grid by grid
    - day off for most workers starting at 4:00 pm or so.

    Disadvantages:
    - my grandmother needed surgery that day - cardiac issues; the hospital, being on emergency back up power, didn't want to chance it. She had to wait until the grid came back up. (She's still alive and kicking though, nearing 90. I imagine many were not so lucky.)
    - lost revenue for said gelato place. (Although the free samples probably brought in many new customers.)
    - mass chaos on roads, as 6-lane intersections become fourway stops.
    - no water, unless it comes from the store, for those of us who had wells (yeah, it's weird. There's an underground lake in my city and my family never switched onto the city water. No fluoride for us!)
    - drunken pretentious highschool kids wandering down the street singing "Jerusalem" and reciting the first act of "The Importance of Being Earnest"

    I know. The lack of power is a serious problem for our western societies. And what Enron did, if indeed, as you say, they were directly responsible for the rolling blackouts in California, is deplorable. But as an able-bodied youngster in a high population-density area, this long-ish blackout was immensely entertaining; far from making us thankful that we did, indeed have power once we got it back --at my house, that was 3 days later, mmm mmm, no shower-- it made us sad that our electronic society has cut people off from their fellow man. Everybody seemed so much friendlier and happier without power. We all wanted it to be a yearly occurrence. ......oh, yeah, and remember: turn down your air-conditioning if you don't want it to repeat itself.

  368. Conviction alone may help by abb3w · · Score: 1

    Inheritance gets whatever he had left + life insurance benefits (which I bet is a pretty good chunk of any state budget)

    IANAL, either; however, I believe a finding of "guilty" by a jury in criminal court may be admissible in civil court. (A plea of guilty would be as well; I understand this is the main distinction between that and a plea of "nolo contendere" — a NC plea is inadmissable in other proceedings.) The class-action vultures will probably be targeting his estate on behalf of Enron shareholders and pensioners soon enough. The heirs in his will shouldn't plan to spend their new inheritance any time soon.

    As an Atheist, I get no satisfaction from him keeling over.

    Yeah; believers at least have the hope that he might be facing a more lasting sentence from a Higher Court; I doubt his heart would be lighter than a Shu feather.

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  369. Re:Whats so bad about Peace, Love and Sarbanes-Oxl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The down-side to Sarbox is that it massively increases accouting burden and raises the bar in terms of funds and overhead required for any small company to go public. Most venture investors and entreprenuers feel that Sarbox goes too far.

    Of course they do, anything that scruntinizes them and costs them money they feel goes to far. EPA regulations, pesky child labor laws, OSHA mine safety, minmum wage, this list goes on and on. Damn waht happened to the 1800s and the Robber Barons?
    The fact is, if human being weren't so greedy, selfish, and easily corrupted by wealth and power, the cost could be saved. Unfortunately, we need to be shown time and again, they indeed are. Sarbox is the price we have to pay to rein in evil people like Ken Lay.

  370. I'm raising funds to build a monument in his honor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm collecting money to create a monument to this great man who contributed so much to the American people and the world. It will consist of a large dance floor over his grave.

    We are accepting donations now.

  371. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

    It is quite possible to hold deep respect for someone but fail to display it adequately

    No, it's possible for you to hold someone in respect but for them not to notice it, because society has conditioned them to look for the appearance of respect instead of actual respect.

    As for military salutes, those don't have anything to do with respect for the people being saluted. They are to remind everyone of the chain of command and keep up disipline, both of which the military relies on. While I think most 'artifical' indications of respect are stupid, the military has specific different needs, and the whole thing there is a continual reaffirmment of following orders and regulations.

    And nothing that's manditory can ever be an indication of respect, period, except maybe doing it can be an indication of at least some respect for the rules. It can't be an indication of respect of any specific person, that concept doesn't even make any sense.

    As for the business world, who respects their boss more: Someone who wears exactly the right clothes, following both the formal and informal dress code, who says 'yes sir' to everything, and then goes and does whatever they want or at least as far as they can twist their instructions to cover, or someone who grudingly wears a suit that mostly fits within the dress code, doesn't say 'sir', but actually does whatever their boss suggests and what they think their boss would want when they don't have specific instructions?

    And who has more respect: Someone who hand-writes thank you cards for Christmas cards, or someone who, if you were to show up at their house bleeding from a gunshot at four in the morning and ask to borrow their car, two changes of clothes, their credit card, their cell phone, and their handgun for three days for a reason you can't explain, and not to tell anyone, would let you?

    The first person shows respect in their trivial actions, but don't actually have any respect. The latter shows respect by their important actions, because they respect the person and the decisions they make, and make the assumption there is a good reason behind them.

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  372. Re:gonna piss on you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that you, R. Kelly?

  373. Obviously by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    Obviously some annoying conspiracies have caused you to close your mind to distinct possibilities. Go revisit the 911 situation again. Do the research yorurself. See what's out there. It has way more validity than holocaust denial. Way more.

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  374. Re:Where is your God now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That puppy I kicked? Probably would've bitten a small child someday.

  375. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    I didn't say I was accepting or rejecting anything about Ken Lay. My point is that for anything other than cocktail discussion, Wikipedia is not the most reliable source, ESPECIALLY in regards to issues in which there are very high emotional opposing opinions.

    In your most recent posting you link to sources other than Wikipedia. Whether you agree with them or not, this tends to lend more support to your argument (whatever it may be) in a more credible way than simply posting a link to Wiki.

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  376. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by hesiod · · Score: 1

    That must have gone *whoosh* over the mods' heads, cuz that's funny :)

  377. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by NumerusSpy · · Score: 0

    I had heard that sociopathy is rampant amongst politicians as well as criminials

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  378. Heart attack or suicide both believable by billstewart · · Score: 1
    I agree that the conspiracy theories about turning in Bush or faking his death are highly unlikely. He's dead, Jim, and he didn't really have anything on Bush other than "sure, we're good old boys who like to spend Other People's Money and get political favors", which everybody already knew.

    I no longer consider 64 to be that old, given both the progress of modern medicine and the fact that I'm now 50 (:-), but it's old enough that when you've spent a few years riding a high-risk company down the tubes and another few years of trials, been convicted, and you're about to be given a sentence of "Die in Jail, Loser", it's gotta be pretty stressful, and a heart attack is no surprise. Autopsy may tell us whether it was that or suicide, but either way the guy died from stress and fear, and that's a sad thing - even if he did deserve to die in jail from old age.

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  379. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by strikethree · · Score: 1

    In the end Ken Lay was nothing special except for his cluelessness and lack of humility.

    Hmmm... where do I sign up for a job as a CEO of a multi-billion dollar corporation? Apparently, I do not even need a clue to run one. I guess you just gotta be in the right place at the right time. Right?

    strike

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  380. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    not having a clue does not mean you do not that you cannot set up a multi billion dollar company, especially when the economy is good. The real mark of a good manager is having the forethought to make it through the bad times. I have worked for some pretty good people, who not only made massive amounts of money in the good time, but managed to survive crashes and make massive amounts of money again. These were crashes that caused lesser men to die. Lesser men like Mr. Lay.

    As our president and his father know, one can always hire people to do one's thinking, but to survive those hired hands must be of quality. As has been reported, most recently in the Times a couple days ago, Ken Lay repeatedly hired dishonest people, and repeatedly allowed unethical activity to go on in the hopes of profit. This is the mark of a man without a clue, and the proof is that he was not able keep Enron alive in the bad times, and the stress of his actions killed him before he could stand in a court and recieve the consequences.

    As was mentioned, in Texas the rich come and go. The trick is to have enough integrity and intellegence not to get greedy and lose everything in a firey mess.

  381. Lay didn't die poor. Enron employees not so lucky by Kodack · · Score: 1

    Hey he did more living in his 60 years than most people do in their lives. And while he died with money and probably with a roof over his head, many of the people he screwed over at enron have no pensions and won't have such comforts when their time comes.

    Screw Ken Lay. I hope the worms don't gag.

  382. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

    So the people of California, and the businesses existing there, should have made the educated decision not to put all their eggs in one basket when the power went out?

    This isn't even an analogy, this is something that Mr. Lay was responsible for!

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  383. Re:Another perspective on Ken Lay... by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

    As I said before, I'm not trying to forward that Ken Lay is a good person, or that he wasn't responsible for the things he was responsible for. I am saying that not ALL the blame falls on him for the people who lost EVERYTHING. The people who lost their entire retirement/investment savings/whatever really don't have anyone but themselves to blame for that. Regardless of Enron's practices regarding their restrictive 401(k) plans, the employees working there had every oportunity to independantly diversify, and they did not. That is not Ken Lay's fault.

    Yes, let me say this again, for everyone with a thick skull: Ken Lay is a bad person. He deserved whatever jail time he [probably] would [not] have gotten, and whatever other penalty besides. This is not the issue I am trying to argue. I am trying to say that (as the parent of this thread put forward) comparing Ken Lay to a serial killer is an overexaggeration, and is implying that the employees of Enron had no blame whatsoever for their eventual financial downfall.