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Indian ISPs Taxed for Generating "Light Energy"

CaptKeen writes, "The Hindu is reporting that the Indian Government is trying to tax optical broadband providers (think fiber to the premises) for generating 'light energy.' According to the Commercial Tax Department, optical broadband providers operate on light energy which is 'artificially created and sold to customers for the purpose of data transmission and information.' This classification would make Internet access goods (since you are buying light) as opposed to service — and would be subject to a 12.5% VAT."

293 comments

  1. Well, by revlayle · · Score: 4, Funny

    it's gotta be a cheaper tax than that *heavy* energy...

    1. Re:Well, by killa62 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Alaska just called, they want their Ted Stevens back.

    2. Re:Well, by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, we don't.

  2. 100 phothons please by BSAtHome · · Score: 4, Funny

    That will be billed per photon then?

    1. Re:100 phothons please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do I get a tax refund if my upload ration is larger than one ?

    2. Re:100 phothons please by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The amount of light generated by the customer should be equal to the amount being generated by the other end, unless you send a significantly disproportionalte number of 1 bits versus 0 bits. See Manchester Encoding.

      The money changes hands in exchange for actually routing the data back and forth, not for providing the light. Where the light is concerned, you have a like-for-like (light-for-light?) exchange between two parties with no financial transaction involved. So basically, the companies should simply tell the government that the two parties performed a like-for-like exchange of equivalent amounts of light, and that no additional money changed hands as a result of any inequality in the number of zero (high) bits. Therefore, since 15% of zero is zero, no tax is owed. Problem solved.

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    3. Re:100 phothons please by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 3, Interesting
      So basically, the companies should simply tell the government that the two parties performed a like-for-like exchange of equivalent amounts of light, and that no additional money changed hands as a result of any inequality in the number of zero (high) bits. Therefore, since 15% of zero is zero, no tax is owed. Problem solved.

      You obviously do not know how to think like a bureaucrat. You can't avoid paying taxes on transactions just because you don't use money as payment. If a like-for-like exchange was made, then clearly taxation needs to be levied in both directions, bringing the total taxation revenue level to 30%.
    4. Re:100 phothons please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And 30% of nothing is STILL nothing. You can't tax the transaction if no money changed hands.

    5. Re:100 phothons please by stupidfoo · · Score: 1

      Try giving someone a $20k car and see what happens.

    6. Re:100 phothons please by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Try giving someone air and see what happens. The value of light is... surprise... nothing.

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    7. Re:100 phothons please by stupidfoo · · Score: 1

      Try reading the post I wa sresponding to and see what happens
      You can't tax the transaction if no money changed hands.

    8. Re:100 phothons please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. Try rereading it yourself and note the word "additional" that you left out.

      So, try trading a $20k car for an identical $20k car with no additional cash exchange and see how it gets taxed.

    9. Re:100 phothons please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then your in for a surprise, because my Beater car that I priced for 20k and added stickers to prove it, vs your 20k, so made the deal worth it. HAHAHAHA eat taxes on craptastic!

    10. Re:100 phothons please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But air in a can is not given away free - surprise! So light carefully delivered inside a tube under carefully defined specifications isn't available for "free" either.

    11. Re:100 phothons please by xarium · · Score: 1

      India is a country where only 2% of the population have ANY chance of formal education recognised by the west.
      The number of people living in poverty exceeds the population of the US.

      Light is _very much_ worth something. Basic electricity is worth so much, the Government has to put massive nets underneath the high tension powerlines to prevent people exploding when their bamboo pole they are using to hook a wire over the line (for the purposes of stealing electricity) turns out to not protect them from the 22,000 volts the line is carrying. No such nets are placed beneath the domestic (aka "safe") lines.

      45% of the electricity produced by Indian power companies goes unaccounted for - it just disappears in the grid.

      Light is worth nothing to the west - and it's about as hard-to-find as arrogance.

    12. Re:100 phothons please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in this case the light itself does not have any value. And if government insists it on having non-zero value companies can trivially give it some infinidesimal value.

    13. Re:100 phothons please by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Light is _very much_ worth something.

      The power to tax is the power to destroy. So if the Indian govt. wants to destroy their "information" economy by taxing ISPs for light generating, then they are on the right track.

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    14. Re:100 phothons please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if they still persist, insist that legal services, consultation, etc be charged for providing 'sound energy'.

    15. Re:100 phothons please by stony3k · · Score: 3, Informative

      Where are my mod points when I need them? The parent poster is absolutely correct. If the Indian tax department goes ahead with this tax, it will stifle the fledgling broadband industry (and in turn IT industry).

      However I'm pretty sure this rule was created by some over-zealous bureaucrat and it will eventually get removed. Unfortunately bureaucrats in India (and elsewhere) tend to pretty stupid.

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    16. Re:100 phothons please by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Can they pay the tax in light energy?

    17. Re:100 phothons please by d99mo · · Score: 1

      I fully agree. Bureaucrats would most likely end up with that conclusion. That still doesn't make it correct that the total taxation revenue level would be 30%. It would still be 15% on each transfer. I mean, it's not the bureaucrats' fault that the stupid companies insist on sending photons both ways. Stupid companies!

    18. Re:100 phothons please by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      Simple: The light was sent free of charge - it's an offer.

  3. Oh noes!!!11! by skraps · · Score: 4, Funny
    Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.
    Oh noes, they already shut off the light!
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  4. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    This sounds reasonable and ingenious.

    1. Re:Wow by ZWithaPGGB · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Like India REALLY needs more government interference and disincentive to investment.

      When will people learn that you get less of what you tax more? Good news for all those US and European workers worried about losing their jobs to offshoring! India is shooting themselves in the foot.

    2. Re:Wow by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      Government interference is so bad that the 20th century was the greatest period of stagnation in human history.....oh wait.

    3. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      100 million people dead by government action. That's progress!

    4. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May I bill for my continued conversion of oxygen to carbon-dioxide and
      my caloric intake into energy and waste products?

      I deem these as valuable services and demand appropriate compensation.

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    5. Re:Wow by FordPrfct · · Score: 1

      From the article:

      "In the process of data transmission, other than light energy, no other elements are involved and the customers are paying for the same. This proves that light energy constitutes goods, which is liable for levy of tax. Therefore, the State has every legal competence and jurisdiction to tax it," the department has contended.

      You know, if we just replace the word "light" with "electic" (being just another form of energy), then doesn't that mean they can tax *all* data transmission services, whether ISPs, phone companies, cable companies, or any others I may be leaving out?

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    6. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell yeah, more people dead from conflict in one century than in all the previous centuries combined, now thats what I call growth!

    7. Re:Wow by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 1

      I'll settle for 1 billion being progress. Come on W, don't fail me now.

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    8. Re:Wow by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      In the process of washing windows, other than kinetic energy, no other elements are involved and the customers are paying for the same. This proves that kinetic energy constitutes goods, which is liable for levy of tax. Therefore, the State has every legal competence and jurisdiction to tax it," the department has contended.

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  5. Hahaha by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 1

    Government. - thats the joke, nothing else needed.

    -d

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  6. Psst... by Kazymyr · · Score: 1

    ... I've got some electrons to sell you. Cheap! Interested?

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    1. Re:Psst... by OzPeter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah but the problem with electrons is that you aren't buying them. All you are doing is renting them. Once you have finished using them you send them back to the provider. So in that way photons *are* different.

      I'm not sure of the Indian taxation system, but I would guess that a consumer is already paying the government for the privelage of getting electrons in the first place, which will then be used to turn the photons into useful information. This would smack of double taxation. But hey, the Australian government is happy doing this as we can pay government mandated GST on top of government mandated stamp duty.

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    2. Re:Psst... by russ1337 · · Score: 3, Funny

      In many countries you get money back if you can contribute to the grid. So, all I have to do is shine a light down the fibre, perhaps using the sun as a light source, and charge them! Somehow, I doubt they'll fall for this thou'.

      What about a tax break for giving back some of the light with each packet sent? - you have requests 'going out', and for each packet you receive you send back some kind of ACK.

    3. Re:Psst... by Confoundit · · Score: 1
      Yeah but the problem with electrons is that you aren't buying them. All you are doing is renting them.

      I've been saying the same thing about whiskey for years.
    4. Re:Psst... by Dexter+Alan+Ux · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's even less than that. The "provider" isn't even sending you electrons in the first place. Given alternating current frequencies, typical currents, conductor valence electron densities, and conductor cross sections, the electron drift rates are so slow that none of the electrons go very far. All that happens is that their jiggling electrons cause your electrons to jiggle.

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  7. I say tax the entire electromagnetic spectrum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That will solve the deficit problem

    1. Re:I say tax the entire electromagnetic spectrum by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Australia wouldn't mind a heavy UV tax. They got way too much of that junk.

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  8. Well, then... by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I generate "wind energy" several times a day, but I don't ask the Government to pay for it, do I.

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    1. Re:Well, then... by freakmn · · Score: 1

      On first glance, I was thinking that it's best not to give them ideas, but perhaps giving them a percentage of my "broken wind" energy would be a good idea.

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    2. Re:Well, then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're generating methane. That is a taxable energy source. You're gonna have to bottle that by law, so it can be metered. Or, we can have a meter attached...

    3. Re:Well, then... by jo42 · · Score: 1

      That is called "pollution"...

    4. Re:Well, then... by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 1
      The government already generates all the wind energy it can use and then some.

      Going back to the topic, so if I separate out the supply of light from the service component, presumably I only have to pay VAT on the light part.

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    5. Re:Well, then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my case, it's called "aroma therapy."

    6. Re:Well, then... by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

      I know you like to think your shit don't stink.......

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    7. Re:Well, then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poot-Pourri anyone?

  9. What next, tax the bible? by vlad_petric · · Score: 1

    After all ... "let there be light".

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    1. Re:What next, tax the bible? by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, why not? In the same vein that cigarette tax goes to fund the health budget, the bible tax could fund the military budget.

    2. Re:What next, tax the bible? by jonatha · · Score: 1

      National Science Foundation budget would be more appropriate.

      Plenty of military exploits in the Bible....

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  10. This may be an Indian "April Fools" by mbone · · Score: 3, Informative

    as I understand that 10/10 is the equivalent for them.

    1. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by OmnipotentEntity · · Score: 5, Informative

      News to me and to wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_10

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    2. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by radtea · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Unfortunately, to paraphrase Faraday, nothing is too stupid to be true.

      In some jurisdictions compressed air is considered a "tangible commodity" and therefore subject to sales tax (not VAT or GST, but ordinary sales tax that nominally applies only to manufactured goods.) The dive shop in my home town had a letter from the provincial government posted explaining this, as a lot of customers were asking, "Why the hell to I have to pay provicial sales tax when I get my tanks filled--isn't this a service? And aren't services not subject to provincial sales tax?"

      So the bottom line is that governments have always been willing to redefine terms and just make stuff up when it helps generate tax revenue. Much like every other human organization, in fact.

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    3. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by timeOday · · Score: 2, Informative
      So the bottom line is that governments have always been willing to redefine terms and just make stuff up when it helps generate tax revenue.
      It's the government. If they want to tax it they can, unless they are voted out of office. The only thing I don't get is why try to rationalize the tax with this weird explanation? Why not just say "we need more tax revenue and are extending VAT to information services"?
    4. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by Neoncow · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's also World Mental Health Day. Indian politicians are challenging us to question their mental stability.

    5. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by SirTalon42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      By doing it this way they can claim that its not a new tax, it had just gone unnoticed, so you shouldn't blame them.

    6. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's true! Wikipedia says so: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_10

    7. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by macemoneta · · Score: 1
      News to me and to wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_10

      The article you pointed to says:

      Holidays and observances

      * RC Saints - Saint Thomas of Villanueva? ; Saint Paulinus of York (in England)
      * Also see October 10 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
      * Republic of China (on Taiwan) - National Day (Double Tenth Day)
      * Fiji - Fiji Day (National Day)
      * Japan - National Health-Sports Day
      * World Mental Health Day
      * Old Michelmas - Celtic holiday
      * French Republican Calendar - Tournesol (Sunflower) Day, nineteenth day in the Month of Vendémiaire
      * North Korea - Foundation of the Korean Workers Party
      * India - Apraila Murkha, equivalent to April Fools in the United States of America

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    8. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by Eccles · · Score: 2, Informative

      In case you didn't check the edit history, that line was *just* added. Wikipedia vandalism just to support a slashdot posting, that's a new low.

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    9. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by macemoneta · · Score: 1
      In case you didn't check the edit history, that line was *just* added. Wikipedia vandalism just to support a slashdot posting, that's a new low.

      Argggh, you're right. I didn't check the edit history. Sigh, my fault. Thanks for pointing it out.

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    10. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by d3ac0n · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, according to this page: http://www.nriol.com/resources/festivals/2006cal.a sp October 10th 2006 is the Indian holiday of Karva Chauth. It's a fasting holiday that has nothing whatsoever in common with April Fools Day in the U.S.

      Here is a URL for a full description: http://www.aryabhatt.com/fast_fair_festival/Fasts/ KarvaChauth.htm

      So, as much as we might want to believe it, this isn't an Indian April Fool. They really ARE trying to enact this insanity into law.

      I'm not sure if that makes it funny or sad...

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    11. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least wikipedia records the IP address of the offender 207.244.85.2.

    12. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by secretasiandan · · Score: 0

      Its not vandalism, its adding to the body of truth. Praise be to the truth bringers!

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    13. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by WoodstockJeff · · Score: 1

      If they want to tax it they can, unless they are voted out of office.

      Good luck, though, getting their replacements to repeal the tax. Unless a tax has a "sunset" provision, it's with you "forever". Do we still need a "Rural Electrification Program", with its 70-year-old tax, in today's market? Yes, if you're the government, because once the goal of a program is almost met, the goal is changed, so that it can never reach an end.

      But the only thing politicians will "sunset" are tax relief and laws they want to say the were on the "right side" of now, but then campaign against later...

    14. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      News to me and to wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_10


      Just don't let Colbert get a hold of it.
    15. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Is it taxed as a percentage of the cost of the goods? If so, why not have the dive shop sell you the air as a less expensive commodity, and charge you a compression fee and a filling fee. Both would be based on the size of the tank.

      As a side note, I live in a county with a merchant's inventory tax. Every year on December 31st, you must declare the value of all of your company's merchandise which is located within the county. That value is taxed (at a small fraction of a percent, decreasing in one or two steps, I think). The largest car dealer in the county has its major showrooms here, but other showrooms and facilities in neighboring couties with much lower (and capped) taxes on merchants inventory. Every December 30th, the company moves all of its cars from my county to the next one over, and declares just the fixed merchandise (parts and such), then moves them back on Jan 2. They have won several court battles over the process.

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    16. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least wikipedia records the IP address of the offender 207.244.85.2.

      Hey wait! That's my IP address!

    17. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      Indian politicians are challenging us to question their mental stability.

      American politicians, on the other hand, know better.

    18. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a bit poor - we could at least have expected some sort of elephantine pun in there.

    19. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by timeOday · · Score: 1

      On the one hand, I sympathize with your annoyance at outdated justifications for taxes. But again, do particular rationales for taxes really matter? I think what matters most is the total amount that government spends, and on what. Of second-highest importance is how much government takes in, and from whom (distribution of taxes). (I say taxes are less important than expenditures because once the money is spent, it *will* be collected one way or another, even if through a very diffuse mechanism like inflation). So, for instance, the debates over capital gains and estate taxes are significant because they affect the *distribution* of the tax burden. But let's say you repeal the rural electrification tax is repealed and income tax goes up a little. What difference does that make?

    20. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

      Sell the compressed air cheap and charge for the service of putting it into the containers.

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    21. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by WoodstockJeff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What difference does that make?

      It can make a significant perceptial difference, if not a difference in how things actually pan out. Things like the REA (Rural Electrification Agency) tax are "hidden"; they're actually taxes levied against utilities, who then pass them through to us as part of those "federal taxes" listed on the bill. People don't care about taxes levied against evil utilities, even ignoring the fact that they're paying them indirectly. The so-called "Gore tax" was an increase in the "Universal Services" fee levied against the telcos when its mandate to "provide telephone service to rural areas" had its definition expanded to include "extended universal service support for any school, library and rural health clinic". When telcos announced that they planned on itemizing this extra levy on phone bills, the FCC went nuts. They didn't want it known just how big the bill was going to be, and still don't.

      Even itemizing it as an income tax item is "safe", because people who work for others don't consider their gross pay to be a real number - only the net take-home pay means anything. There's a reason we have payroll withholding in this country - only the evil wealthy (anyone making more than $50K a year) realize just how much is being taken off their plates. Do factory workers really believe that the "employer share" of FICA and MED aren't coming out of their pay? Yes, they do, and the government wants it to stay that way.

    22. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      They should have people provide their own air.

      No, I'm serious. They should have an intake hose laying there, and the theory is that you drive up with your own air and stick the hose in it.

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    23. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by DMPilgrim · · Score: 1

      They really ARE trying to enact this insanity into law.

      I'm all for it. Maybe then the cost of running a VoIP phone center in India will be high enough to bring some jobs back to the U.S. As a bonus, I'll no longer have to tolerate the heavy accents and awkwardly-constructed english that make is difficult to understand them when they say, "Uhh... may I place you on hold for two minutes while I research your question?"

  11. Tomato by aralin · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's like the US government reclassifying tomato as a vegetable so it can impose the import tarif on it. Governments always look for ways how to tax the hell out of you. Nothing new here. Move along.

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    1. Re:Tomato by pipatron · · Score: 1

      Reclassify the tomato as a vegetable? Hilarious. May I ask what it was before this unorthodox reclassification? Consumer electronics? Weapon of mass destruction?

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    2. Re:Tomato by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, actually, it's more like the US government reclassifying ketchup as a tomato and therefore giving schoolchildren their "daily requirement of vegetables" in public school lunches that consist of a corn dog, some ketchup, and potato chips.

      In other words it makes no sense at all but they did it anyway (under Reagan).

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    3. Re:Tomato by bdleonard · · Score: 3, Informative

      That tomato you're thinking of is a fruit

    4. Re:Tomato by thebdj · · Score: 1

      Bah, why have three items. Pepperoni pizza...meat, dairy, vegetable and bread....all in one.

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    5. Re:Tomato by jfengel · · Score: 4, Informative

      The tomato is botanically a fruit, since it contains the seeds. But fruits are taxed differently from vegetables, and since the tomato is treated more like a vegetable than a fruit in cooking, it took the Supreme Court to decide that this fruit was in fact a vegetable. (Presumably the same applies to squash, which are nearly identical to watermelons botanically; the latter is eaten as a fruit and the former as a vegetable.)

      But if we genetically engineer them to put the RSA code on them, then I guess they'd be a munition. They're also good for throwing at bad actors.

    6. Re:Tomato by Alternate+Interior · · Score: 1

      Reagan is not responsible. It was classified as a vegetable in the 1880s -- A century before Reagan was president and even a few decades before Reagan was born. Tomato: Fruit or Vegetable (Wikipedia

    7. Re:Tomato by DragoonAK · · Score: 1

      Read the comment again - they defined *ketchup* as a vegetable, not tomatoes. Ketchup.

    8. Re:Tomato by q-the-impaler · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and the same under Clinton with salsa. But if you prepare it just right, it has more nutritional value than ketchup. Thanks for the FUD!

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    9. Re:Tomato by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Not the point. Reagan's admin classified KETCHUP as a vegetable (that is tomato pureed and mixed with vinegar and sugar and a bunch of other stuff). But you're right- the argument of tomato as vegetable or fruit didn't start with Reagan by any means.

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    10. Re:Tomato by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess what you are trying to say is that a tomato is a fruit and not a vegetable. People who know a little science tend to think this, but it isn't entirely correct.

      The problem is that the word fruit has a different definition in cooking than it does in botany. "Vegetable" is a culinary term only.

      So, a tomato is in fact a "botannical fruit" AND a vegetable, and NOT a "culinary fruit".

      See the "Fruiting and Flowering Vegetables" section here[wikipedia] for proof.

    11. Re:Tomato by crabpeople · · Score: 1
      "The tomato is botanically a fruit, since it contains the seeds."

      So? green peppers have seeds too, are they a fruit? The tomato is a vegetable. It is present in most vegetable cocktails, and I do not like to eat fruit but I love tomatoes. QED.

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    12. Re:Tomato by jfengel · · Score: 1

      I know you're mostly joking, but just for completeness: yeah, green peppers (including chiles) are botanically fruits: the swollen ovary from the flower, containing the seeds.

      Slip a few habaneros into your next fruit salad and watch the fun.

      (Actually, that's not a bad idea, used judiciously.)

    13. Re:Tomato by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      From your link: In mid-1981, only a few months after Reagan took office, Congress cut $1 billion from child-nutrition funding and gave the USDA 90 days--the blink of an eye, for the federal bureaucracy--to come up with new standards that would enable school districts to economize, in theory without compromising nutrition.

      And this was listed as the cause of the whole mess- needless to say when the new standards came out, listing ketchup as a vegetable, the Democrats had a field day.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    14. Re:Tomato by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the nation's top court denies a self-evident biological certainty for the benefit of a small business minority then utility has surplanted ideals at the highest level and the beginning of the end has arrived. No nation can survive with Utilitarianism as a guiding principle.

    15. Re:Tomato by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      Not this urban myth again. Read about it at The Straight Dope for the real story:

      http://www.straightdope.com/columns/040716.html

    16. Re:Tomato by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should read it. Again. The straight dope guy clearly states:In mid-1981, only a few months after Reagan took office, Congress cut $1 billion from child-nutrition funding and gave the USDA 90 days--the blink of an eye, for the federal bureaucracy--to come up with new standards that would enable school districts to economize, in theory without compromising nutrition.

      This is entirely in keeping with the stupidity we've come to expect from the Republican Party- cut first, examine consequences later...and while the Democrats did take great advantage of the stupidity, the original stupidity of cost cutting in hopes of finding government waste where none existed was completely in keeping with the stupidity.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    17. Re:Tomato by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Also note that I blame the Reagan administration, not Reagan personally, for this; it was Congress that gave the original orders and Reagan Political Appointees that came up with the actual stupid recomendation (and defense thereof).

      --
      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    18. Re:Tomato by snarkth · · Score: 1

      It's pretty much always been like that. However, homo sapiens is trying for a new record, with the US in the lead.

        I can't recall any particular government in history that had it's metaphorical head screwed on straight wrt science. Anyone?

        *snark*

    19. Re:Tomato by snarkth · · Score: 1

      They're also good for throwing at bad actors.

        Doesn't that technically make them a munition? ;-)

        *snark*

    20. Re:Tomato by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      If salsa is hand prepared at all (I'm not at all willing to discuss factory-made salsas) then it's got about as much nutrition as a chef salad. In fact, that's what salsa in Mexican Spanish *means*- Salad. Using it as a condiment or worse yet a dip (didn't anybody tell the Texans that dips are supposed to be thick enough to stick to the chip?!?!?!?!?) is way more modern.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    21. Re:Tomato by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      That was the old Republican party.

      The new Republican party doesn't ever cut anything under any circumstances, unless it's for poor people.

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    22. Re:Tomato by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Which, if you think about it, public school lunches (and now BREAKFASTS) are! It's not the rich kids (who can afford to go off campus to McDonalds or whereever and spend $10 a day on lunch) who would eat that slop.

      --
      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    23. Re:Tomato by illegalcortex · · Score: 1
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetable


      Vegetable is a culinary term. Its definition has no scientific value and is somewhat arbitrary and subjective.

      All parts of an herbaceous plant that humans eat whole or in part is generally considered a vegetable, except for culinary fruits and arguably grains, nuts, herbs, and spices. Also, mushrooms are commonly considered vegetables, despite belonging to a different biological kingdom, namely fungi.

      ...

      Since "vegetable" is not a botanical term, there is no contradiction in a plant part being a fruit botanically while still being considered a vegetable (see diagram). See Nix v. Hedden for a United States Supreme Court's ruling on the matter.

    24. Re:Tomato by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      In 1981, the *Democrats* controlled the US House by a margin of 242 to 192 (1 ind)

      http://experts.about.com/e/u/u/U.S._House_election ,_1980.htm

      All appropriations bills originate in the House. Bills in the House get scheduled by the Rules Committee. The majority party in the House controls the operation of all commitees by appointing the chairman of each commitee, and having a majority of members on every committee (except the Ethics committee which must be even).

      http://www.senate.gov/reference/resources/pdf/howo urlawsaremade.pdf

      The specific legislation referred to in this thread was called the "Omnibus Reconciliation Act of 1981", which was HR 3982 (It was introduced by a Republican)

      The Bill passed in the House 232-193 (which means at least 40 Dems voted for it)

      The Bill was agreed to by the Senate by voice vote.... when the bill came back from the conference committee, the Senate had a roll call vote, and agreed to the bill 80-14.

      In the 1980 election, the Democrats lost a net of 12 Senators and lost control of the Senate. Ronald Reagan had defeated Jimmy Carter by winning 44 states.

      Democrats in DC perhaps were stunned by Americans voting "Truth to Power" and were too scared of their own shadows to take on Ronald Reagan's legislative agenda - but they still had control of the House and could have stopped it.

      Now who looks stupid?

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      Final 2006 "Proof of Global Warming" US Hurricane Count -> 0
    25. Re:Tomato by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the nation's top court denies a self-evident biological certainty for the benefit of a small business minority then utility has surplanted ideals at the highest level and the beginning of the end has arrived. No nation can survive with Utilitarianism as a guiding principle.

      Yes, I agree. Clearly this Supreme Court decision is yet another sign that the days of the United States are numbered.

      Now let's see, when was the decision made? 1893 ? It's 2006 now, and the beginning of the end started 113 years ago, so I calculate that the United States will collapse in about the year 2300. Well, maybe 2400, at the outside.

    26. Re:Tomato by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      So? green peppers have seeds too, are they a fruit? The tomato is a vegetable. It is present in most vegetable cocktails, and I do not like to eat fruit but I love tomatoes. QED.

      That's actually the difference between knowledge and wisdom.

      • Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit
      • Wisdom is knowing that you don't put tomatoes in a fruit salad
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      After 3 days without programming, life becomes meaningless
      - The Tao of Programming
    27. Re:Tomato by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      You think I'm on the Democratic side. I'm not.

      Democrats in DC perhaps were stunned by Americans voting "Truth to Power" and were too scared of their own shadows to take on Ronald Reagan's legislative agenda - but they still had control of the House and could have stopped it.

      More along the lines of- they saw the stupidity of it, and set a trap that they could then milk for the next four years by giving out fund raising dinners consisting of hot dogs, ketchup, and potato chips with small milk cartons. The Democrats aren't some holy group- they'll take a political gift from the Republicans *even if it hurts schoolchildren* and then use it for their partisan politics. In other words- they had no real political reason to *oppose* this bit of stupidity until after the fact- much like they knew that going to war in Iraq for a second time would be bad, but all except for one or two of them went ahead and voted to give W the power to do so anyway- thus buying themselves four years, and counting, of getting votes by "opposing" the war in public speeches, the very war they voted for.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    28. Re:Tomato by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Except campuses are mainly closed these days. Everyone is stuck on campus.

    29. Re:Tomato by mink · · Score: 1

      Why not. If I can put cranberrys in my vegetable salad, Tomatos or peppers can work in a fruit salad.

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  12. Here's an idea by Mayhem178 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's put them all on a shuttle and send to them collect billions of years of back taxes from the sun.

    --

    "You will pay for your lack of vision..." - Emperor Palpatine to Ray Charles

    1. Re:Here's an idea by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1
      Let's put them all on a shuttle and send to them collect billions of years of back taxes from the sun.


      MP: I knew there was a perfectly good reason we are heading to the sun. It was all laid out clearly on the ballot initiative. If only I could remember...
      Ford: You're all a bunch of useless bloody looneys!
      MP: Oh, yes! That was the reason!

    2. Re:Here's an idea by sootman · · Score: 1

      Like the man said, "We'll have solar power when the government figures out how to tax a sunbeam." Looks like they're getting closer.

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      Dear Slashdot: next time you want to mess with the site, add a rich-text editor for comments.
  13. The hell? by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did Senator Stevens move to India or something? Internet access is definitely a service. When you buy FTTP, it's definitely NOT for the light that goes through the wires. You're buying it for the data that the light transmits. You're buying it for the access to the internet. Most people won't even care how that data gets to their PC.

    1. Re:The hell? by negative3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This article is inducing some serious cognitive dissonance for me. I find this article seriously disturbing.

      Taking the taxman's position in this article, one could impose the VAT on cellular telephone providers as they are doing the same thing, exhanging money for a specially encoded form of electromagnetic radiation. That's right - the only difference between visible light and radio waves is the frequency. You can not hold visible light in your hand just as you can not hold any EM waves.

      And FM radio gives their radiation away for free...must be communists or something

      --
      "Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation." - Richard Feynman
    2. Re:The hell? by El+Torico · · Score: 1

      You raise a good point, public servants are becoming less and less capable of understanding current technology and are too arrogant or apathetic to attempt to educate themselves. At first I was wondering if it is "Stupid Judges Week". I'm still wondering if this is a joke.

      --
      In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is usually crucified.
    3. Re:The hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      To this concept, I say bullshit. The amount of light sent is essentially the same as the amount returned in a full duplex connection.

      dmanny (at work and too lazy to log in)

    4. Re:The hell? by bhalter80 · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that the electrons being transmitted through copper (which for those bad at science are energy) are also taxable? What difference does it make if the energy is photons or electrons? Or are they already taxing the electronic energy and this is simply a measure to taxation equality?

    5. Re:The hell? by tchuladdiass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd say the workaround for this is simple. It's just a biling item. The ISP would have the bill split into a service and product section. The product would be the light photons, charged at a flat rate of a dollar a month (or rupe, or whatever). The rest of the bill would be for the service of turning the light on and off. So only the "product" portion would be taxable.

      Of course, then the ISP would get into trouble for the unfair practice of "bundling" one item (the service) with another (the photons), since the photons would have to be purchased from the same company.

    6. Re:The hell? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Yeah, AM radio charges for their broadcasts. They're true capitalists!

    7. Re:The hell? by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      Let's just say we're preparing to corner the entire market there is for knowledge outsourcing! ;-)

  14. How about... by chill · · Score: 1

    Well, since it is both an upstream and downstream link, you just send their light back to them and get your money back. Sort of like the deposit some places have on glass bottles. You're just "borrowing" the light, which can then be recycled.

    Can anyone in India tell me whether this is an honest attempt at doing something stupid, or do you guys have the equivalent of Ted Stevens and his "Internet Tubes"?

    --
    Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
    1. Re:How about... by Kazymyr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No no no...

      They will tax the end users too for "generating and sending light power" themselves.

      --
      I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet -Stanislaw Lem
  15. if they are serious by maxrate · · Score: 1

    if they are serious, then it's time to calculate how much elecrical energy cost it takes to generate the light (almost nothing I'm sure) they can then tax that if they want--- not worth chasing ~5 cents of power per connection per year if you ask me.

  16. Hmmm by venicebeach · · Score: 1

    Do people get to keep the light they pay for then?

  17. Great plan by w0lver · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that cost will not be passed on to customers nor will it reduce the adoption of e-commerce and broadband in the country...

  18. Light Goods by celardore · · Score: 3, Funny
    This classification would make Internet access goods (since you are buying light) as opposed to service


    I used to work for a logistics company, and we dealt with 'light goods' all the time.


    Oh.
  19. Better than here by iamacat · · Score: 2, Funny

    We don't even get fiber to premises in Bay Area.

  20. Imperialism well taught by jfmiller · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When the British empire controlled India, they levied a small tax on the production of all salt in the country. It was not that the government made much by this tax, nor was it that the people were burdened by it. But india ran on salt, and by taxing it the British controlled it. It was for this reason that Gandhi lead a march to the sea to do the very simple thing of making salt in oppisition to british rule.

    When I read that a government that was created by the power and witness of such acts now wished to tax the production and transmission of light, It makes me wonder if they have even read their history.

    JFMILLER

    --
    Strive to make your client happy, not necessarly give them what they ask for
    1. Re:Imperialism well taught by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      . . .india ran on salt, and by taxing it the British controlled it. . . It makes me wonder if they have even read their history.

      Why yes, yes they have.

      KFG

    2. Re:Imperialism well taught by BaseSequence · · Score: 1

      It's a shame that Gandhi isn't around to lead a march to the sun to do the very simple thing of making photons in opposition to this rule.

    3. Re:Imperialism well taught by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me a break. As if the US Empire is morally superior to the British!

      It just shows how little people understand that this self-righteous twaddle was modded up.

  21. their culture? by NotAcoolNAME · · Score: 0

    This seems to have to do with their culture.
    Years ago, a rally driver and his navigator died in a very nasty crash... head on collision with another car.
    Why?
    Because it was during the night, and Indian (from India people) drivers turn off their headlight because - get this - it saves fuel.

    1. Re:their culture? by mypalmike · · Score: 1

      Because it was during the night, and Indian (from India people) drivers turn off their headlight because - get this - it saves fuel.

      In my travels in India, I never witnessed this.

      My guess is the head-on collision had to do with one or both drivers going too far into the oncoming lane. Many highways are not divided, and have no center line marking.

      --
      There are 0x40000000 types of people: those who understand 32-bit IEEE 754 floating point, and those who don't.
  22. Ha! by Pengunea · · Score: 1

    Indian ISPs, come on down! You've been selected to compete in "The Price Is Light"!

    --
    Starkle, starkle, little twink.
  23. The CTO will see the light soon. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    The local CTO (Commercial Tax Officer) will see the light and revoke the tax once these private ISPs pool enough money together and visit him in his home and offer a little maamool ;-)

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    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
  24. Attempt to re-distribute the wealth? by pauljuno · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm curious as to whether or not this isn't an attempt by the Indian government to try and help re-distribute the wealth to a degree. My understanding is that there is a growing urban/rural conflict emerging as the elites in the major urban areas are growing wealther and wealthier due to outsourcing by wealthier nations to India and the rural areas continue to be rather impoverished. So the net impact on the populace is only going to be really hitting the urban areas and the new tax revenue could be used through-out the country. Not saying I like the idea of this tax, I'm just speculating on what could be the root idea behind it.

    1. Re:Attempt to re-distribute the wealth? by gknoy · · Score: 1

      You forget the rampant corruption in Indian bureaucracy. The bulk of these taxes will be absorbed, and will disappear into peoples' pockets.

    2. Re:Attempt to re-distribute the wealth? by mattrumpus · · Score: 1


      Errr, aren't all taxes (ultimately) about redistribution of wealth?

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  25. I'm shocked! by OpenSourced · · Score: 1

    Shocked, I tell ya. Goverments will tax! Unbelievable!

    In related news, it's been proved that men are mortal, but behave as if they weren't.

    --
    Rome taught me patience and assiduous application to detail. Virtues which temper the boldness of great, general views.
  26. Please Help Us by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 3, Funny

    We are looking to find an algorythm which can compress data into as many 0's as possible.
    We will pay handsomly for such an algorythm since our light bill will be substantially lowered.
    Note, we have already tried piping the data through /dev/null and whilst this has the desired effect, we cannot rebuild the data at the other end.
    In this case, the lights are off but we are home.

    Incidentally, our engineers did try to come up with a novel way to transmit binary data using darkness alone.
    We transmitted a zero as a single off state, and a one as a double off state, this saves electricity and light but our engineers are again having trouble reading it.

    --
    liqbase :: faster than paper
    1. Re:Please Help Us by Gates82 · · Score: 1
      Nice though but most fiber communication uses intensity modulation so the light never really goes off. Optical phase is technically possible and may be used as well as frequency modulation, but then you would be trying to encode your data to either 111111 or 011111 depending on the current state of the light source.

      --
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    2. Re:Please Help Us by chris+macura · · Score: 1

      You can't _compress_ data into more 0s, but you can easily invent a system that maximizes the number of 0s used. The most obvious one is to pause for a certain amount of time between flashing the pipe.

      So suppose you divide the data into 8bit tokens. Then your maximum waiting time is 2^8 * x = 256x. Where x being the smallest unit of time you can use. So a pause of 1x represents 0x01h, 2x represents 0x02h, 16x represents 0x0fh, etc.

      You could also remap the times to their binary values by occurrence, with the goal of more frequent sequences getting larger binary values.

      However, this sounds like we're effectively trying to minimize the bandwidth, and I wonder if any savings will actually occur if you turn up the knob to make the bandwidth actually equivalent.

  27. "Light Energy" by thewiz · · Score: 1

    Instead of a 12.5% VAT, shouldn't it be only 6.25% since it's "light" energy?

    --
    If "disco" means "I learn" in Latin, does "discothèque" mean "I learn technology"?
    1. Re:"Light Energy" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just so Indian..

    2. Re:"Light Energy" by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      No, see, it would have been 25%, but since it is light, 12.5%.

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  28. You would be think they'd be satisfied... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the Indians would be satisfied when we allowed them to operate casinos on their reservations.

    Now they're trying to tax light? The Indians are usually much more in tune with nature than this.

  29. EE 101 by 955301 · · Score: 1, Insightful


    Nevermind that the photons don't go past the first repeater. Was anyone else reminded of when California tried to apply annual property taxes on satellites in orbit?

    Sometimes the principal that I hold so dear, that lawyers are the worst of all humans is tested by a group of legislators.

    --
    You are checking your backups, aren't you?
    1. Re:EE 101 by rk · · Score: 1

      "Sometimes the principal that I hold so dear, that lawyers are the worst of all humans is tested by a group of legislators."

      I wouldn't worry about trading this principle, given the percentage of the latter that are also the former.

  30. Death and Taxes by fastgood · · Score: 1
    The State of New Jersey used similar means a while back to answer the age-old question of whether professional wrestling is real or not:

    Since sporting events got taxed at nearly 3 times the rate of entertainment venues, the promoters quickly admitted to "Pro Wrestling is fake!

  31. They're apparently avoiding the pastry taxes, too. by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    "Reporting a turnover and then claiming exemption is one thing. But some of the OFC operators don't even report their turnovers," Mr. Chitaguppi alleged.

    I'm sorry, is this /.?

    Today, it seems more like fark.

    --
    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
  32. wht next by TheAmit · · Score: 1

    Oh Man ! what next are they going to do they try blocking blogs websites and now they are taxing for light :0 India must be a difficult place for ISP's to do business

  33. Perhaps they can tax government officials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for the creation of Wind Energy.

  34. I'm from India , and I'm getting sick . . . . . . by aneeshm · · Score: 1, Interesting

    . . . . . of this government's incompetent bungling . We have probably the best educated prime minister in the whole world , but thanks to political considerations ( a coalition of a centrist party and the communist party is ruling at the centre currently ) , he is not enjoying the freedom to enact reforms he deserves . He is the guy who started the reforms process in the first place , and brought India's economy into the modern world in 1991 .

    Then there was the internet censorship scandal - the censorship continues till this day . Then there was the retarded idea to introduce fixed quotas for the Other Backward Castes in educational institutions - this means that only a OBC people can fill 25 % of seats in educational institutions - even private ones ! - even if they are unqualified , and if a sufficient number of them do not apply , then that seat remains vacant . Then there was the media censorship issue - there was a plan , thankfully scuttled , to ban The Da Vinci Code ( the movie ) because it "offended Christian sentiments in India" . And , of course , we have their lacklustre management of the economic scenario ( what else can you expect when the Communists threaten to withdraw support ( and thus make the government fall ) every time somebody tries to implement some reform ? ) .

    I'm very definitely not voting for this lot . I was too young to vote in the last election , but in the next one , this bunch is definitely OUT .

  35. Interesting question, philosophically by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 3, Interesting
    So am I buying light? I'd say I'm buying information transport services. I don't want the light, I don't need the light, in fact I can't see the light and get the service I want. One could say the light is incidental to the data delivery. One could even claim you're not buying the light, but the dark pauses that carry the information.

    One way around it-- they could switch to infrared LED's, then you're not getting visible light.

    If they claim you're still getting heat, challenge them to feel the end of the fiber and detect any heat coming out.

    It does make Ben Franklin, or was it Faraday, apropos to today. Back then he was showing some govt official batteries and electromagnets. The official asked "What good is it?" Reply: "Soemday, you'll tax it".

    1. Re:Interesting question, philosophically by ramrom · · Score: 1
      Quote From the article
      "In the process of data transmission, other than light energy, no other elements are involved and the customers are paying for the same. This proves that light energy constitutes goods, which is liable for levy of tax."
      and I thought internet was all about information.
    2. Re:Interesting question, philosophically by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Actually there is no light, only absence of dark, making this truly a scam. Not only are you buying something that doesn't exist (light) but you are paying taxes on it, and in fact the actual amoutn of energy that the bits require is far less than the light that is provided.

      The Dark Sucker Theory

      For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers. The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light.

      First, the basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room you are in. There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark Sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark Suckers in the parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in this room.

      So with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the dark spot on a full Dark Sucker.

      A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark that has been sucked into it. If you put a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, it will turn black. This is because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle. One of the disadvantages of these primitive Dark Suckers is their limited range.

      There are also portable Dark Suckers. In these, the bulbs can't handle all the dark by themselves and must be aided by a Dark Storage Unit. When the Dark Storage Unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before the portable Dark Sucker can operate again.

      Dark has mass. When dark goes into a Dark Sucker, friction from the mass generates heat. Thus, it is not wise to touch an operating Dark Sucker. Candles present a special problem as the mass must travel into a solid wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a great amount of heat and therefore it's not wise to touch an operating candle.

      Also, dark is heavier than light. If you were to swim just below the surface of the lake, you would see a lot of light. If you were to slowly swim deeper and deeper, you would notice it getting darker and darker. When you get really deep, you would be in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats at the top. The is why it is called light.

      Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to stand in a lit room in front of a closed, dark closet, and slowly opened the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet. But since dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet.

      Next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is a Dark Sucker.

      Also see the following references:

      http://home.netcom.com/~rogermw/darksucker.html

    3. Re:Interesting question, philosophically by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      heh. Reminds me of that fedex or ups commercial (can't remember which one it is). "Are you agitating my dots?"

    4. Re:Interesting question, philosophically by Feyr · · Score: 1

      someone pointed out earlier that fiber optics communication have no "dark pauses" as they use intensity modulation

      on a related note, someone on nanog said oct 10 was the indian equivalent to april 1st. though i can't confirm it

    5. Re:Interesting question, philosophically by admdrew · · Score: 0, Troll
      heh. Reminds me of that fedex or ups commercial (can't remember which one it is). "Are you agitating my dots?"

      Nextel, actually :P

      I just remember that distinctive push-to-talk chirp.

  36. And tax the customers too by lotaris · · Score: 1

    As they send light back!

  37. Best wishes to the Indian government by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wish you 100% success in your initiative to tax light energy from Indian ISPs

    You will single handedly kill outsourcing to your country. Many American IT workers will deliver many thanks upon you

    --
    There is nothing inherently safe about liberty. That's why so many people died protecting it.
  38. what a great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    taxing created light sounds like a great idea. we should put up tollbooths for all of those trucks driving around our tubes here in the US.

  39. How is this fair by JPriest · · Score: 1

    This is an example of the government using a blatent loophole to extract more taxes from people. When people use the same tricks to avoid being taxed it is called tax evasion and considered a crime.

    --
    Saying Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
  40. Thank you. Come again! by ukemike · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thank you. Come again!

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    -- QED
  41. Not that interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are no more buying the light than you are buying the fiber optics, or the copper in traditional lines.

  42. How long... by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    ... until they tax anyone using sunlight to see?

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  43. Not Really... by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This sounds reasonable and ingenious.

    Insidious, maybe. But "Buying Light" suggests it's only unidirectional, what's really happening is you're exchanging light, with a net of 0.

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    1. Re:Not Really... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't that really depend on the data involved? Sure, for any random set of data, the net will be close to zero- but in reality it's whichever side gets the most 1s.

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    2. Re:Not Really... by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1

      But they can tax it both directions. The customer has to have lasers to send respose packets and upload whatever it is they need to upload. They can tax bot the Tx and Rx parts!!

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    3. Re:Not Really... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny

      But they can tax it both directions. The customer has to have lasers to send respose packets and upload whatever it is they need to upload. They can tax bot the Tx and Rx parts!!

      "Shut down error detection, shut down parity checking, shut down acknowledgements, shut down all outgoing light." - Memo from the PHB

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    4. Re:Not Really... by k12linux · · Score: 1

      Fine, then the ISP should have to pay for any access of light sent to them from the customers. I'm sure they'll go for that.

    5. Re:Not Really... by profplump · · Score: 1

      It's somewhat more likely to be net-0 than you might think, even with carefully selected data sets. Most optical system encode data at somewhat more than 1 bit-per-bit, taking care to ensure that even extremely non-random data results in a sizeable number of on/off transitions. Failure to do this sort of encoding would require that both ends have very accurate clocks, and a pre-transmission syncronization process, least timing error accumulate and bits be lost of duplicated. By enforcing a minimum number of transitions the remote clocks can be simply be edge syncronized, and can drift significantly without error because the next edge is only a few bits away.

    6. Re:Not Really... by modecx · · Score: 1

      Insidious, maybe. But "Buying Light" suggests it's only unidirectional, what's really happening is you're exchanging light, with a net of 0.

      You know what I think? I think the Indian government should tax all light production, you know, just to be fair. I mean, there's what, a couple billion people running around producing infrared photons? That's a pretty damn good tax base.

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    7. Re:Not Really... by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      They can tax bot the Tx and Rx parts!!

      But only if it is goods flowing both ways.

      In reality, of course, the ISP sent me so-and-so-many photons and after inspecting them for quailty I returned them all because they didn't pass muster. No goods really changed hands, other than for this try-before-you-buy transaction. Therefore nothing to be taxed here.

      No, your honor, I don't know what happened to those photons afterwards. Possibly the ISP sold them to someone less discerning than me?

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      If you die in debt, you're ahead.
    8. Re:Not Really... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I think you meant excess- and see other reply for why this apparently isn't so (I was going on just the data, and failed the error correction bits and clock setting tranistions)

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    9. Re:Not Really... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I think you should give them a flashlight when you sign up, and then assert they're just sending the photons you provided in advance, at specific time intervals that make it more convenient for you, and that is a service, not a good. It's Just-In-Time Photons.

      Yes, they're sending back 'different' photons, but banks work that way too, and no one claims they're selling goods. If you go to a bank and demand 'your' money, they won't give you back the money you gave them, but entirely different money. And the difference between individual pieces of cash, which all have serial numbers and can even be in different denominations than you originally gave the bank, is much much greater than the difference between photons, which might slightly vary in frequency.

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  44. If it's a good that means you OWN it don't you? by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    And if you OWN it, can't you Change it how you see fit? this might be the legal loophole hackers have been looking for!

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  45. yeah but... by davygrvy · · Score: 1

    Sold by weight, not volume.

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    1. Re:yeah but... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      hell... sell it by volume AND weight. Let 'em figure out how much space a photon takes up.

  46. Call center industry braced for "sound energy tax" by DeadGenetic · · Score: 1

    Clearly the excitation of air molecules to vibrate in waves of energy transmitted to your ear from a phone should also be taxed.

  47. Seen on NANOG this morning: by rwyoder · · Score: 1
    Sounds reasonable to me. Since the sale of energy is usually measured in kilowatt-hours, how many kwh of energy is transmitted across the average optical fibre before it reaches the powered amplifier in the destination switch/router?
  48. Big Endian/Little Endian, 1/0 by NRAdude · · Score: 0, Funny

    What people don't comprehend is who the goverment is authorized to collect from. A foreign state can already collect the tax, whereas another foreign state is hindered from collecting said tax for whatever governing has already been rendered. The people can't be taxed twice, because government is applied to reprove the security and efficiency of a process. A government that collects a tax and renders no improvement, is not government; it lays down its sovereignty and becomes that of a private citizen, able to sue and be sued, own property and compete with fellow offers of the common good.

    Going to the books, it would be trivial to find the loophole if the information is considered to be "the light" emit through the fiber-optic lines. The company could just as easily switch that the dark is the binary-closed/1 and the light is the binary-open/0. Then they could just as well reason on whether the information is derived or carries its Endian order of data, just for bringing the intellectual-property of a State through the process to prevent anyone from trying to attach any government to intellectual property that has already been governed. Wherever there is benefit, there is a right for a Body to govern that benefit. Given that most mail matter is tainted with commercial suggestions from worldly intellectual-property organized by trustees in a corporation known as WORLD INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY ORGANIZATION, it would seem that most governing is a suggestion enticed by the presumption to attain said services by not Refusing For Cause an Invitation or Offer from said foreign state.

    Surely, everyone on Slashdot knows how to fill their Bench and move the Court; without politic, it's mindless limited liability offers from a corporation.

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    1. Re:Big Endian/Little Endian, 1/0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thanks. That's all clear now.

    2. Re:Big Endian/Little Endian, 1/0 by ccmay · · Score: 1
      A government that collects a tax and renders no improvement, is not government; it lays down its sovereignty and becomes that of a private citizen, able to sue and be sued, own property and compete with fellow offers of the common good.

      I would say that such a government had assumed the mantle not of a citizen, but of a pirate or a bandit and ought to be treated as such.

      This world would be a better place if 95% of the politicians, lawyers, and bureaucrats were hanged from lamp-posts by armed mobs, all on one day.

      -ccm

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    3. Re:Big Endian/Little Endian, 1/0 by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....hanged from lamp-posts ....

      The problem is that there are not enough lamp posts for having one to a post. Hanging several on one post would likely break the posts and then we'd all be in the dark. There also would be a problem with finding and then wasting so much good rope. A cheaper and more elegant solution to this can surely be found by some enterprising /. techies?

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    4. Re:Big Endian/Little Endian, 1/0 by Romwell · · Score: 1

      Sure ! There's a recent Russian theoretical invention called "Lugovsky's Bioreactor". Stupid people are to donate themselves (or be donated) to the bioreactor, where they will be processed into the valuable methane (=energy supply). Some of the solgans can be (approximately) translated as "Ain't learning calculus - you'll become methane for us", "Technophobes will be slain - our country needs methane", etc.

    5. Re:Big Endian/Little Endian, 1/0 by famikon · · Score: 0

      "....Soylent Green is PEOPLE!"

  49. Dep't of Redundancy Dep't by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    The tax department should rebate a percentage of the tax they collect for the value of the paper on which the paid taxes are printed.

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  50. Rule of incentives by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    You may not get the behavior your desired but you always get the behavior you incent.

    What unforeseen behavior will this tax create to avoid it?

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    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  51. Light is Free by richardtallent · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The fiberoptic light energy is a *free* service, available to anyone without charge.

    However, if you would like the ISP to modulate some well-timed *dark* spots in the line for the purposes of data transmission, *that* is going to cost you.

    Since darkness (the absence of light) can't be defined as a product, no VAT.

    Problem solved.

    1. Re:Light is Free by popo · · Score: 1


      Very true. The "data" is just as much the absence of light as it is the presence of it.

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    2. Re:Light is Free by forkazoo · · Score: 4, Funny
      The fiberoptic light energy is a *free* service, available to anyone without charge.

      However, if you would like the ISP to modulate some well-timed *dark* spots in the line for the purposes of data transmission, *that* is going to cost you.

      Since darkness (the absence of light) can't be defined as a product, no VAT.

      Problem solved.


      Wait... So, you want to charge people for *not* shooting a laser at them. That's bloody brilliant.
    3. Re:Light is Free by amigabill · · Score: 1

      Since darkness (the absence of light) can't be defined as a product, no VAT.

      Surely a politician can find a way... They just hadn't thought of it until you gave them the idea. Now they're going to tax both the presence of light as well as the absence of it.

      While your parents were busy telling you to turn off the light when you left the room, mine were busy telling me to turn off the dark-suckers for the same reason...

    4. Re:Light is Free by joe+155 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm reminded of the old saying about how government works;

      If it moves, tax it
      If it keeps moving, regulate it
      If it stops moving, subsidise it

      They have just figured out that light is actually doing the first of these... expect regulation soon!

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  52. Another great joke by ROFLcoptor · · Score: 0

    Robot Jox

  53. I wouldn't mind this by TomatoMan · · Score: 1

    I'd pay sales tax on photons if it meant I really owned them. Then anybody who tried to restrict what I could do with them could go piss up a rope.

    (Unless the Oppressors found a way to say that the photons are yours, but once you convert them back into bits, all their restrictions applied again.

    Which they probably would.

    btw, is the revolution any closer yet?)

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  54. Physics Forbids by DomesticatedOnion · · Score: 0

    No, they can't do that. Laws of physics do not permit any charge for photons.

    This ain't for the masses either; as photon has zero mass. I think they try to put a whole new spin to it.

    1. Re:Physics Forbids by Drishmung · · Score: 1

      A strange assertion, though it has a certain charm.

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  55. Providing Light Energy? by YourExWife · · Score: 1

    Isn't the consumer sending light back during communication? They're really stretching for something to tax here.

  56. A question of transport by mattr · · Score: 1

    This is utterly stupid, blockheaded, yep. D-Dumb! But if they want to have their cake... then surely one would have to offset the light received for the light return from the user to the ISPs. And I think we need to call some experts on PPPoE protocol but does a higher downstream actually have to do with more light coming thisaway than thataway? And it's not a lot of light to be sure, that's very expensive light. Could users not shine some light back? Can users get a tax break if they do a lot of uploading? Someone has got to help these guys. With any luck it will begin to resemble trying to measure the length of a shoreline at progressively higher resolutions.

  57. Block out the sun! by amigabill · · Score: 1

    How long until they hire Mr. Burns to built them a sun blocking device? Then they could charge a fee to allow the sun through, and finally be able to get the tax income from all those photons people have been mooching for free all these eons...

  58. If you disagree call our legal department by popo · · Score: 1


    But please be aware that all verbal complaints are considered "sound energy" and will be taxed at
    $10 per nano-decibel.

    Thank you and have a nice day

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  59. The case for alternating current by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously, power suppliers providing DC power would be selling a good, in that they deliver a series of electrical charges.

    Those providing AC power would only be guilty of pushing and pulling at their own end to cause movement at the other end - i.e. a service.

  60. The Monkey Man is coming to tax you!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Run for your life from the Monkey Man!

  61. Electricity by gebbeth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Isn't the electricity used to generate the light already taxed?

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    1. Re:Electricity by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Isn't the electricity used to generate the light already taxed?

      Ever looked at your phone bill?

      In Texas, they just stopped taxing phone service to fund the Spanish-American war.

      Currently, my phone taxes are over 40% of my phone bill.

  62. Gravity well tax? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    Does having a really heavy rack in my datacenter mean that I'm slightly bending light, and thus modifying the "goods" in question? Does that mean that I'm also subject to a value-added tax of some sort? And if I look at my data through rose-colored glasses, then what... do some of the "goods" never get delivered? This is a lot to take in... but server virtualization is looking better every minute: fewer places for that light to actually go. Whew!

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    1. Re:Gravity well tax? by Oswald · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sorry, what did you say? I started daydreaming after you said "really heavy rack."

    2. Re:Gravity well tax? by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sorry, what did you say? I started daydreaming after you said "really heavy rack."

      Like I said, "value added." But, no extra charge, today.

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  63. Light Deficit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So do they only tax the difference between the amount of light that is sent and the amount received. If you're being taxed on it, it seems silly to give it right back...

  64. Round-Trip Tax by CaseyG · · Score: 1

    Will users face the same power-generation taxes for sending packets back to the ISP?

    In the unlikely event that this ruling passes muster with the Delhi High Court, it could also hasten India's already-rapid migration to wireless broadband.

      -c.

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  65. India already has service tax ! by alphabetsoup · · Score: 3, Informative

    I am an Indian and I have no idea what the government is trying to achieve by this. India already has a tax on services, at 12%. How would changing the classification from goods to service help ? The tax revenue will be increasing by just 0.5%.

    In any case, this is being done only by a state government, so its valid only within that particular state. It will have no effect on any other parts of the country. And I expect this to be struck down by the courts anyway.

    1. Re:India already has service tax ! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I am an Indian and I have no idea what the government is trying to achieve by this. India already has a tax on services, at 12%. How would changing the classification from goods to service help ? The tax revenue will be increasing by just 0.5%.

      It's really quite simple. When you pay for bandwidth, you're paying for both a service and a good: you're paying for the photons that the other side is sending you over the fiber (a good), and you're paying for the other side to accept your photons (a service). Therefore, the government can now tax you at 12% for the service, and 12.5% for the goods, equaling 24.5%! This more than doubles their tax revenue!

      In addition, the government gets to tax the ISP subscribers directly, since they're sending photons to the ISP. Even though the users aren't selling these photons to the ISP, they are giving them to the ISP, so they can be taxed at the market rate for photons, which is the same as the photons the ISP is selling to the customer.

      So if the ISP sells a service package to a customer for 100 rupees, the ISP now has to send 24.5 rupees to the government, and separately, the customers have to send 12.5 rupees to the government as well. Since before, when the ISP and customers were cheating the government, the government only received 12 rupees, and will now earn 37 rupees, that's a 208.3% increase in tax revenue!

    2. Re:India already has service tax ! by indraneil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am an Indian as well. Allow me to point out that if the courts uphold the claim made by the Karnataka state govt, then we are looking at - 0.5% increase in taxability of a product whose usage is predicted to keep going up for as far as the Govt can see! - This is the Govt of Karnataka, which hosts India's powerhouse IT companies, and with a demography that is HIGHLY inclined to use this "commodity". This increase will be maximally beneficial for this one state - Other state govts would also want to join in the fun if they can, so they will have tacit support from other states as well What we need to know is whether this claim will be upheld in the court of law

  66. Whoosh by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

    That was the sound of electromagnetism going over the heads of lawmakers worldwide.

    I love it.

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  67. Patent this? by wannabgeek · · Score: 1

    Someone should educate the Indian Income Tax department about the value of patents and how they can make even more money by licensing this idea to every tax department in the world.

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  68. Lawyers by iendedi · · Score: 2, Informative

    How about Lawyers and their "Sound Energy"?

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    1. Re:Lawyers by revlayle · · Score: 3, Funny

      Silly person, all lawyers are crazy. They're nowhere near "sound"! ;)

    2. Re:Lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      surely you mean forced hot air. Or is that politicians...

  69. Bad joke ahead by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    I hope the Indian government sees the light and drops this.

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  70. another annoyance with this by khallow · · Score: 1

    In addition to the novel interpretation of communication signals as goods, there's this absurd claim that the telecommunication companies are commiting "tax evasion" by failing to comply retroactively with this peculiar interpretation of the tax law.

  71. Do they tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do they tax the ISP customer too? I mean, they're generating light to communicate too. It's not all one way.

  72. The bill will be very, very small by rjdegraaf · · Score: 1

    1 transmitter = 1mW

    ISP has say approx. 200 lines = 0.2W

    That will be $2 per year, please!

  73. What a dumbass rule... by Brad_sk · · Score: 0

    This shows how dumass our politicians are...But again majority of our Indian politicians are ex-criminals/racists/sick-folks and so this might be a smart idea in their world!

  74. The tubes are filled with light? by Culture · · Score: 1

    I thought they were filled with little illegally copied DVDs and CDs? What gives?

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  75. And it's not really light either, instead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...it would be more accurate to refer to it as "heat" since all fiber optic network devices pretty much operate at invisible infrared wavelengths.

    1. Re:And it's not really light either, instead... by cp.tar · · Score: 3, Funny
      ...it would be more accurate to refer to it as "heat" since all fiber optic network devices pretty much operate at invisible infrared wavelengths.

      Which gives me an excellent idea, even if I say so myself.

      What do you mean, "light energy"? Here, look at this plugged-in-at-the-other-end optical cable... can you see anything? Any light?
      Look again, I'm sure you'll see it eventually...

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    2. Re:And it's not really light either, instead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With their one good eye, that is.

  76. Does the light energy come from internet tubes? by Nedrick_Flanders · · Score: 1

    Because, we know that the internets are not a truck and trucks have lights. This is really getting confusing. Congress, please send help!

  77. Fiber to the amost-premisis by davidwr · · Score: 1

    PRESS RELEASE

    NEW DELHI - 10 OCT 2006
    A consortium of major Indian ISPs announced thier breakthrough new serivce, "Fiber to the almost premises."

    For the same price as their old "Fiber to the premises" service-cum-product, they will run fiber to a box just outside your premisis. For an additional charge, they will run as many 10GHz copper ethernet cables as you want onto your premises.

    This service, unlike their previous offerings, is not subject to VAT, greatly reducing customer cost.

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  78. Tomato is a fruit by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

    Fruits have seeds in them.

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  79. Law of Conservation of Energy, anyone? by fkamogee · · Score: 0, Troll

    Um, duh? They aren't creating energy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservation_of_energ y Apparently Indian politicians are dumber than those in the US. At least ours learned this in high school. And this is where our jobs are going?

  80. Let's keep perspective.... by posterlogo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...and not get all racist here and make fun of another country (after all, our politicians still think of dump trucks and series of tubes). They know it sounds dumb, but the purpose was to levy a tax, and they achieved that goal.

    1. Re:Let's keep perspective.... by Cederic · · Score: 1


      Dear Indian Government,

      Please do not trample over simple common sense and make frankly idiotic claims in an effort to apply inappropriate laws.

      If you wish to enact a tax upon Internet communications then please put in place the appropriate legislation and do precisely that.

      In the meantime, please expect and welcome the ridicule of citizens of your country and others across the globe.

      Yours faithfully,
      ~Cederic

  81. Of dark suckers (not drow porn) by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

    Well, at least the Phlogiston prices have finally stabilized...

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  82. Um, conservation of energy anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't suppose that anyone over there thought to bring up that they are not "creating light energy", they are converting electrical energy (which is aparently free to use for transmitting data) to another form, sending it down a pipline and re-converting to electrical energy? Why is this any different than imposing a signal variation on an electrical line? And would someone please tell me when photons became available as a commodity?

  83. God's looking at a hefty light bill then by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Maybe he shouldn't have said "let there be light" ...

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  84. Question for the Indians out there by jonatha · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is electrical service subject to VAT in India?

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  85. Karnataka has Bangalored itself by Clueless+Nick · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is one of innumerable instances where the bureaucracy (or an unbelievably numb part of it) will reclassify something at a whim and want to tax it. The motives are many - revenue to the exchequer, corruption, or just plain sadism.

    You've got to meet some of these revenue officials to realize what absolute crud they are actually.

    It should be clear to anybody having the slightest knowledge of business transactions and indirect taxation that the ISPs are not selling light energy, they are just providing data communication service. If we go by their logic, they would start levying VAT on the electrical charge in phone lines, microwaves for cellphones, radio waves, God knows what else.

    And as the value of the 'goods' being sold is much higher than the input cost, namely electricity, the value added could be computed as a major chunk of the rental/data transmission charges unless allowed to be set off by connectivity expenses.

    Oh well, not everyone in India has to worry about this, the tax is being assessed only in Karnataka, where Bangalore - and its most notorious, useless products are located. In a sense, it is moving forward quicker to the planned unification of VAT and Service Tax under GST. More power to you, o techie!

    -clueless

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  86. Re:100 photons please by bugnuts · · Score: 1

    haha, that was exactly my thought.... what unit will they use?

    And if it's goods, how is it packaged? I would like my 1,000,000,000 photons to go please. With fries.

    And what if you use a form of compression? Do you pay less, because you're getting fewer units of product?

    And what if I sue, claiming I never received my photons? Can they prove I did? Can they prove they're missing any?

    The whole idea of redefining things, e.g. internet service as delivery of photons, is clearly corrupt. But it's certainly not limited to India. For instance, Heather Wilson (R-NM) recently sponsored a bill that would redefine "electronic evesdropping" to exclude many forms of electronic eavesdropping, to allow the NSA to spy on Americans.

  87. Upstream traffic.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For downstream traffic, it sounds like a plan, but shouldn't they pay you back for the "light energy" you send when generate upstream traffic. You've already paid for that in your electric bill so a compensation is fair play. Actually, if you max out your upload limits with masses of torrents, you're probably sending more than receiving. Shouldn't _they_ be paying you?

  88. Don't laugh too early, America! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    How much do you think you are gonna pay? After all, your internet doesn't use little fiber optics but huge tubes instead!

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  89. Lost your Pakistani tongue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suck yourself, asshole.

  90. Old Indian wisdom : by Dr.Fujitronic · · Score: 0, Troll

    Cows may be holy, but that doesn't prevent us from milking them.

  91. Taxing the *correct* bits by billstewart · · Score: 3, Funny
    First of all, you can only tax the 1-bits, not the 0-bits, so the tax thugs have over-estimated by a factor of two. Second, as other people have pointed out, the customer is also transmitting light back, so the *real* energy transmission that would be subject to VAT is at most the number of excess 1-bits transmitted from the carrier to the customer, because this is a value-ADDED tax. So probably no more than 1% of the bits are excess one-bits, and therefore no more than 1% should be taxable, and if you were to measure the traffic you could probably get a better estimate.


    Now, if you want to do the accounting properly, you should separate out the cost of the energy used in producing the light, as opposed to the cost of the information. So the wattage used to drive the transmission gear ought to be easy to measure, because that's the energy used to generate light. What percentage of the total electricity used by the ISP goes to the lasers, as opposed to the servers, routers, etc.? How much did they spend on electricity? How much is that as a percentage of the total price of the service?


    If the stupid tax thugs want to cripple their economy through rent-seeking, make sure they only get the correct rent...


    When I first started working with Indian businesses in the early 90s, my opinion was that the best thing anybody could do for the world economy was to ask their telecom regulation bureaucrats how much of a bribe it would take to get them to go away and leave everybody alone. A billion dollars? Pay it! Of course, nobody did that, but telecom did gradually get some partial liberalization, and the Bangalore call center business alone went from near-zero to a billion dollars, then two, then five billion a year, and I've lost track of its growth since then. There's still a lot of trouble - VSNL had a lock on the submarine cable landings, so there were terabits of traffic going by the harbor in Mumbai but only a few gigabits were allowed to land, and they were very expensive because of their scarcity and the toll they extracted for using the services, whereas other carriers can haul bandwidth around the country for costs (as opposed to prices) that resemble the costs in the EU or US. India may have economic development issues that make it a bit more expensive, but that's more like a factor of 2, not 10, and the cost of right-of-way for cable routes should probably be much lower, which makes up for some of it.

    --

    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
    1. Re:Taxing the *correct* bits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      governments are populated by neither physicists nor computer scientists.

      Unless the people revolt, they can tax whatever they want, so yeah, they can tax the 0 bits.

      After all, if the USA was until very recently still taxing us to pay for the Spanish/American war. . . .

    2. Re:Taxing the *correct* bits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you get taxed on the 1-bits coming to you can you claim a tax deduction for the 1-bits sent back?

    3. Re:Taxing the *correct* bits by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      If the stupid tax thugs want to cripple their economy through rent-seeking, make sure they only get the correct rent...

      Sentence is good, but I don't see what rent-seeking has to do with this. With regards to taxes, rent-seeking is done by one company seeking to impose tax on another in order to improve its own position without doing any work. If the wireless broadband providers were pushing this tax on the fiber providers, that would be rent-seeking. Government taxation for the sake of taxation isn't considered rent-seeking, it's just taxation.

      --
      If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
  92. this doesn't apply to me by jweller · · Score: 1

    my fios internet "light" comes to a verizon owned box, outside of my house, and is then converted to good ol' tcp/ip "service" before it comes in to my PC.

  93. single rate VAT by pifko · · Score: 1

    There are countries with just a single rate of VAT for all goods and services. I live in one and must say it has definitely decreased tax fraud and consequently organized crime.

    Besides, it seems more just to me. Who is to tell which good or service ought to be preferred by lower VAT rate?

    Well, I'd really like to see arguments for the lowered rate for services.

  94. particle or wave? by OrangeTide · · Score: 4, Funny

    So India will finally decide if a photon is a particle or a wave?

    this is great! SCREW YOU EINSTEIN!

    --
    “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  95. Tax Movie Goers by BryanL · · Score: 1

    Maybe we should next tax people who talk in movie theaters for a sound tax. The create energy via sound waves.

  96. Oh, yay! by Entropius · · Score: 1

    So, by the mass-energy equivalence law, I can sell 1 liter of water, and be taxed for the equivalent of 9*10^16 joules?

  97. Great Joke? by Quila · · Score: 1

    I want to say "Haha, great joke, should've posted it on Aril 1," but this is a government we're talking about, so I'll believe anything is possible. I know most people in government have an above room-temperature IQ, so it never ceases to amaze me how such idiocy can be put forth by otherwise moderately intelligent people.

    1. Re:Great Joke? by Darby · · Score: 1

      I know most people in government have an above room-temperature IQ, so it never ceases to amaze me how such idiocy can be put forth by otherwise moderately intelligent people.

      Would it help you stop being amazed if you knew that the reference room only has 1 wall. no roof and was at the south pole?

  98. India on rise ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No wonder they are doing this in my country. The politicians have now set their eyes on one of the country's most lucrative sector and government officials have basically become puppets in their hands. A few months ago they wanted to put reservations (based on the caste) in IIT admissions and now this.
    when I read the articles such as these http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1 205374,00.html/ , I just laught to myself. IT is only fueling the economic growth of few fortunate people (people who could afford computer education and are in the right age group of 20-35)along with corruption which is so rampant throughout the country IT is just making the economic gap between haves and have-nots much wider

  99. Impact to off-shoring IT by Goose3254 · · Score: 1
    Makes you wonder how, in light of the big pipe connections the companies that are off-shoring the middle class from thier customer base use, long it will take for us to start paying more for the "cheap goods" this whole mess was supposed to provide. We're already more or less used to avoiding off-shored customer support and excusing botched work output because it's staffed with underqualifiedhttp://www.enterblog.com/20050609065 4.php/ unintelligiblehttp://news.zdnet.co.uk/business/emp loyment/0,39020648,39150648,00.htm/ workers, now let's pay more for it. It's good to see the Nirvana that the "one world market" types think India is, rife with the same inefficencies and greed of which us poor old corrupt "first world" governments are accused.

    It didn't take a rocket scientist to see that once they got us in there and had a sizable investment that they would change the playing field.

  100. Just goes to show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anywhere in the world, bureaucracies employ the same caliber of bureaucrats.

  101. Must be inspecting the tubes. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    Alaska just called, they want their Ted Stevens back.

    No, they don't.

    In fact, can we get him on the No Fly List?

    --
    "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
    1. Re:Must be inspecting the tubes. by Poltras · · Score: 1

      Maybe the "No Fly Back" list would be better...

  102. Hurray! Now we can outsource politicians by sheldon · · Score: 1

    Senator Ted Stevens(R-AK) has been replaced by a similarly competent politician in India, for less than half the cost!

    We should beging interviewing candidates to outsource the President next.

  103. On the bright side (pun intended)... by AceCaseOR · · Score: 1

    If this raises the cost of doing business significantly for those tech-sector jobs that have been outsourced to India, perhaps some of those jobs might come back to the US (or whatever other country they were outsourced from in the first place).

    --
    Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead, Zagreus sees you in your bed and eats you in your sleep.
  104. Taxes by suv4x4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you know the joke about "how come they didn't come up with tax for air?"

    It's pretty old as well. There's no reason for a government owning your ass to stop at such trivial obstacles such as common sense and morale. It just has to be legal.

    Coincidentally, what is legal is decided by the government. Man, I so wanna be in the next elections, come to think of it!

  105. Where are the Customs?!! by Plutonite · · Score: 1

    Indians import all their light from US servers that produce this energy, and I therefore suggest the Indian government put a tariff or quota on this outrageous and unchecked commodity. You can't let everything just slide through those tubes and into Indian territory. Think of the childr.. never mind.

  106. heh! Indian ISPs are already charged service tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indian ISPs are already charged service tax at 12.4% it doesn't make a difference if they charge VAT at 12.5% instead
    -T

  107. Tax Sunlight, then... by unity100 · · Score: 1

    Isnt there a tax that can be levied on idiot bureucrats ?

  108. Well I'm happy things haven't changed since I left by gsn · · Score: 2, Informative
    Clearly, this entire comment page is a failure to understand the Indian mindset.

    Really what happened is the company (Airtel) didn't bribe some politician or offended one in some manner (such as an employee of the company playing his music too loud next door, or the company CEO refusing to let the politicians layabout son marry his daughter or some such, or indeed because the politicians astrologer told him it would be beneficial if he put shani in the 4th house of Airtel...).

    Clearly Airtel is in the deepest shit because
    "While the assessment on Airtel was completed and a notice issued to it for alleged tax evasion during the year 2005-06, no assessment has been concluded on other OFC broadband providers," A.K. Chitaguppi, Deputy Commissioner of Commercial Taxes, said.
    Ahh the Chitaguppis of this world are getting upitty these days.

    The problem will go away when either Airtel does bribe said politico or this goes to court for ten years and lawyers bicker back and forth using words that do not mean what they think they mean, and it dies a nice peaceful death. Or the politician does.

    In the event that this is the tax department trying to be "creative", I'd points out that cellular providers, radio providers and indeed basically any device that has a counter (your speedometer for instance)that you look at uses photons to transmit data to your cellphone/radio/eye. Ofcourse just imagine the increase in revenue if they taxed all those devices. Or argue that light is energy and Airtel (might be) is paying for their energy and simply changing energy from one form to another is a perfectly dull thing to do and is all allowed by this lovely little principle called conservation of energy.

    Also for your general light entertainment (hyuk hyuk) have a song.
    --
    Reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled.
  109. Electromagnetic Waves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Light is just a tiny part of the spectrum that is being used to carry data. What about digital radio, for example? Do they tax broadcasters of that, too?

  110. Second law of thermodynamics? by GoatEnigma · · Score: 1

    ' According to the Commercial Tax Department, optical broadband providers operate on light energy which is 'artificially created and sold to customers for the purpose of data transmission and information.'

    Totally awesome! They're artificially creating light energy!

    This should be struck down on technicalities alone.

    1. Re:Second law of thermodynamics? by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      Or on a matter of techicalities the defendent could insist tax be made dependent on the amount of energy transferred.

  111. Re:100 photons please by nizo · · Score: 1

    Maybe they could use Goatses (amount of traffic generated to download a copy of the goatse image)?

  112. dots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dont agitate the dots!

  113. Perfect defence by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    is the law of Conservation of Energy. You can't create energy. You can only convert it between forms. Hence no energy creation tax can ever be collected on.

  114. copper by Scooter · · Score: 1

    So the copper wires don't need any energy then?

    Maybe they should use these dark fibres you hear about :p

  115. Too bad we can't get a rebate on "stupid"... by CptNerd · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a shame we can't get a tax credit for every bit of "stupid" that government generates, of course, if we did then the government wouldn't get any revenue.

    Trouble with this law, US providers might see it and decide to start charging users for the light they "use".

    --
    By the taping of my glasses, something geeky this way passes
  116. Only 1 photon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since the closer you travel to the speed of light the slower in time everyone else goes who is not in a frame of acceleration relative to you. So if light is travelng at the ultimate speed, it goes to prove that there is only 1 photon that just happens to be everywhere at once since it effectivily has an infinite time to be an infinite number of places. So pay .01 cent to them for the 1 photon and be done with it.

    I bet this probably is completely wrong, makes no sense, and is in fact the product of a deranged mind, but at least I know where my towel is.

  117. Taxes: The Ultimate Even-er by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    When enough Indian interests get their fingers into the tech pie, the cost of India tech labor may not look so favorable anymore.

  118. Service tax @ 12.25% is already charged in India by rakshat · · Score: 1

    In India we already pay a service tax for internet connections and the rate is the smame, i.e. 12.25%. If the news about charging VAT instead of service tax is true (I doubt it) the debate is over which tax authority collects the revenue and not what the consumer pays. More like two revenue collection departments of the governmnet fighting amongst themselves.

    Also VAT is decided by the state government and goes to its kitty, while servise tax is cllected by the federal (central) governmnet and then redistributed according to a pre approved formula with the various states.

  119. correction... by KaushalParekh · · Score: 1
    If the submitter read the article, they would know that it is not the Government of India, but the Commercial Tax dept. from the State of Karnataka.

    It would be interesting to know though if traditional ISPs in Karnataka are subject to taxes that apply to the sale of electricity for example and whether fiber based ISPs are excempt from those taxes.

  120. Prana Tax by scottsk · · Score: 1

    This opens the door for India to tax prana.

  121. Not an anti-Semite, but... by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

    ...I'll be damned if this a half step from how the Orthodox consider the act of turning on a slowly oxidizing light bulb filament equivalent to starting a fire.

    Which is better? The one you do for fear of God, or the one you do for fear of not getting your country in Reuters' "Oddly Enough" section at least once a week?

  122. little addition by hany · · Score: 1
    Try giving someone a $20k car and see what happens.

    Little addition: ... and tell the tax collection agency about it.

    You know, they have a lot of work so if you do not notify them, they may accidentaly overlook this transaction thus the result of your experiment will be: nothing happens, except that someone being maybe happy thus not proving the point of "You obviously do not know how to think like a bureaucrat".

    Another reason to do that is because (at least if you live in democratic country) those public servants are always honest with you so you should be too. :)

    --
    hany
  123. It will be repealed when... by LongTimeReader · · Score: 1

    The government becomes enlightened...

    I tried 8(

    --
    If closed the mind be, so then the mouth should follow.
  124. Indians Are Obviously Fermion Bigots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Discriminating against bosons with their Integer-spin VAT!

  125. Head-Cheese by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Only in India are the members of government so brazen in their theft of the public purse.

    Here in the West, our members of government know that they first must own stock in or make friends in the weapons and oil biz, then start stupid wars which will give them a good reason to jack up oil prices and sell lots of bullets. --Direct theft of the public purse is not tolerated; it must be masked it under one or two layers of wool.

    Of course, the people in the West would be too smart to fall for such cheep tricks if their brains had not first been fermented into head-cheese through the slow-cook process of being plugged more or less permanently into television sets, cell-phones, ipods and video-game boxes.


    -FL

    1. Re:Head-Cheese by gothzilla · · Score: 1

      Terrorists have been at war with America for over 30 years. Who started the war?

    2. Re:Head-Cheese by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      Terrorists have been at war with America for over 30 years. Who started the war?

      Better question: Who put the media spin on the concept of 'terrorism' so that terms like, "Terrorists have been at war with America", can be said with a straight face?


      -FL

    3. Re:Head-Cheese by gothzilla · · Score: 1

      So when Hezbollah kidnapped Americans and created the "Iran Hostage Crisis" in the 70s, they weren't "terrorists" back then? I knew what terrrorists were in the 70s and their definition has not changed one bit.

  126. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 1

    Why is noone taking this lightly?

  127. Beam me up Scotty!!! by jlrowe · · Score: 1

    Sorry Captain, you have to pay your "12.5% VAT" first.

  128. This illustrates my point. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Interesting
    So when Hezbollah kidnapped Americans and created the "Iran Hostage Crisis" in the 70s, they weren't "terrorists" back then? I knew what terrrorists were in the 70s and their definition has not changed one bit.

    What? Hezbollah emerged in Lebanon in the 80's. They had nothing to do with the "Iran Hostage Crisis".

    And the Iran Hostage Crisis was hardly the result of a terrorist act. --It came about more through a mob reaction to American villainy. (The CIA regularly interferes with other nations' natural evolution and self-determination, usually with extremely negative results.)

    The Iran Hostage Crisis, From Wikipedia. . .

    In 1953, emerging democracy led to the election of reformist Prime Minister Mohammed Mossadegh; under Operation Ajax, the CIA helped the Shah and conservative elements in Iran remove Mossadegh in what was widely seen as a coup d'état. Those opposed to the Shah, because he did not grant them freedoms and reforms he promised in the early 1960s, greatly resented this action by the Americans. Moreover, the Shah and his elite supporters were seen as enriching themselves and living an opulent Western lifestyle; this particularly bothered religious conservatives. The social and religious opposition combined to topple the Shah's regime in the Iranian revolution, and the Shah fled the country in January 1979.

    The U.S. attempted to mitigate the damage by finding a new relationship with the de facto Iranian government, but in October of 1979, the Shah, ailing from lymphoma, was admitted to the U.S. for medical treatment. This caused widespread Iranian suspicion it was part of a plan to re-enact the 1953 coup, and enraged the revolutionary movement.


    On November 1, 1979 Iran's new leader Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini urged his people to demonstrate against United States and Israeli interests. Khomeini was anti-American in his rhetoric, denouncing the American government as the "Great Satan" and "Enemies of Islam".

    Thousands of people gathered around the U.S. embassy in Tehran, protesting. The embassy grounds had been briefly occupied before, during the revolution, and protest crowds outside the fence were common. Iranian police were less and less helpful. On November 3 Radio Turkey aired an analysis predicting a Coup within weeks, conducted by CIA agents in a similar fashion as Operation Ajax to re-install the Shah. On November 4, amid another chaotic occupation of the grounds, a mob of around 500 Iranian students (although reported numbers vary from 300 to 2000) calling themselves the Muslim Students Following the Line of the Imam seized the main embassy building.

    Terrorists? Sounds more like an angry and frightened mob to me. The word 'Terrorist' was spun later by the media to create a useful emotional label which is easily applied whenever a Western government wants to create a quick fear reaction and sequester the public from reality.


    -FL