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  1. Re:Classy on Jack Daniels Shows How To Write a Cease and Desist Letter · · Score: 1

    I love that warning. My reaction: "No, Microsoft. YOU may be a victim of piracy."

  2. Obvious Slashdot Reaction: on Microsoft Pushes For Gay Marriage In Washington State · · Score: 1

    Windows is gai!

  3. Re:The secret to reading LOTR... on JRR Tolkien Denied Nobel Due To Low Quality Prose · · Score: 2

    This reminds me of one of the (unintentionally) funny scenes in the books, which is more noticeable in the audio book because you can't really skip it. Essentially Boromir has just been killed, and Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn are like "Crap, there are a whole bunch of raiding parties coming, we have to get the hell out of here NOW." Which is followed by:

    And so Aragorn sang:
    [insert long poem here]
    And then Logolas sang:
    [similarly lengthy poem]
    And then Aragorn sang again:
    [additional lengthy poem]

    It probably isn't more than two pages, the sense of urgency is lost to hilarious effect.

  4. Re: anyone? on Instant Messaging Vulnerable To New Smiley Attacks · · Score: 1

    You forking bastard!

  5. Re:Why Not as Fast as XP? on Windows 7's Media Hype Having the Opposite Effect As Vista's · · Score: 1

    Agreed - I would love to have an OS that allows me to allocate my 4GB of RAM and doesn't hog system resources. Why the hell does Vista need to eat 2 gigs to run? That's ridiculous.

    I'm very happy with XP in every sense except when I fire up my DAW and open a large project. I can see the process sucking up RAM, then capping out at right around 1.2GB, because clearly there's none left to allocate. I hate wasting time because the software can't handle the hardware.

  6. Re:This sounds laughably impractical on Virtual Fence Could Modernize the Old West · · Score: 1

    ... did I mention you can't lead them down a set of stairs?

    Oh, you can lead them down a set of stairs. All you need is a pickup truck with a winch.

  7. Re:who in their right mind on Steven Hawking Considering Move To Canada · · Score: 3, Funny

    Technically you get paid more, but I heard that the extra incentive for females really offsets the sausage-fest that is astronomy grad work.

  8. Re:Not Surprising on Joss Whedon's "Doctor Horrible" Set To Launch · · Score: 1

    No way man...NPH wouldn't do that.

  9. Re:Would you buy a Metallica online album...? on Metallica May Follow In Footsteps of Radiohead, NIN · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Their "big name" is so tarnished that it would be more harm than boon if they were to hop on the bandwagon. Not to mention that their music has been on the decline since Master of Puppets. I think Alex Skolnick said it best about St. Anger:

    "There is no unity or cohesiveness to the songs. Some of them are downright funny, as if 'Saturday Night Live' was doing a skit making fun of them. This album represents what they are now: a sloppy mess. And the heart of the matter is that this is not a good METALLICA album. I speak only as a fan. Sure, it's noisy and angry but something is seriously missing. It seems to represents a decline in the standards of this modern day and age, when we are bombarded with so much information we forget what true quality is."

    Ouch.

  10. Just what we need... on Researchers Create an Automatic Backup Band for Singers · · Score: 1

    A bunch of crap music coming from tone-deaf people with no concept of melody.

    Oh wait, we already have MySpace...

  11. Re:WHY are these bozos spending money on this? on GM Says Driverless Cars Will Be Ready By 2018 · · Score: 1

    I want to be able to drink beer while on the road.

    Fixed that for you.

  12. Re:hash algorithm hash recipe on NIST Opens Competition for a New Hash Algorithm · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of an altogether disturbing (yet somehow hilarious) hash recipe that recently came into the public eye - butthash - yeah you heard right. Butthash.

  13. I think I know what you are all trying to say... on Combined Hovercraft and Helicopter · · Score: 1

    I think we have to build a space helicopter.