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  1. Re:Whale Semen on Alaskan Blob Is an Algae Bloom · · Score: 1

    Well, I didn't say she *swallowed*. Still, a whale of a good time was had by all.

  2. It wasn't me. Really! on Something May Have Just Hit Jupiter · · Score: 1

    I like Jupiter now. I really do. We're buds! Pal around all the time, we do. Heh, heh. Yup, good ole Joopy, you know. That's what his friends call him. Heh, heh. Heh, Heh.

  3. Re:Whale Semen on Alaskan Blob Is an Algae Bloom · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thar she blows!

  4. Re:Perhaps a small antidote to global warming? on Alaskan Blob Is an Algae Bloom · · Score: 1

    At which time future "intelligent" life use it up at unsustainable rates to power a new fangled invention called distance vision so they can watch re-runs of a comedy called "Cheers."

    Uh, wait a minute....

  5. Is Microsoft *trying* to go out of business.... on The Hidden Costs of Microsoft's Free Office Online · · Score: 1

    Or just stupid? YOU Decide!

  6. Welcome to our next ecological disaster on Novel Algae Fuel-Farming Method Gets Big Backing · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) Dow makes magic algae.
    2) Economic pressure forces Dow to make algae directly excrete ethanol in high concentrations (about 20%).
    3) Algae gets into environment
    4) Algae kills almost anything near it.
    5) Algae lives on rotting stuff it killed.
    6) Water around algae becomes flammable, sparked by lightning. Fires ensue.
    7) Worldwide, waterways and oceans become alcohol laden.
    8) Dolphin's social life improves remarkably.
    9) Whales start singing a *lot* more.
    10) Seals start coming ashore, seeking bars when their algae supply runs out. Barfights ensue. The ACLU gets involved. Punching seals is declared a hate crime.
    11) Growing algae becomes illegal. Everyone grows it anyway. California semi-legalizes "medicinal algae."

  7. Re:Algal Bloom on Huge Unidentified Organic Blob Floating Around Alaska · · Score: 1

    Hmmm. Well, let's throw 'em both. Can't be too safe.

  8. Re:If Alaska were an island, or this thing was fly on Huge Unidentified Organic Blob Floating Around Alaska · · Score: 1

    Hey man, back off. Do you know how hard it is to get *good* acid in Alaska.

  9. Re:Grey Goo? on Huge Unidentified Organic Blob Floating Around Alaska · · Score: 1

    Why gray? I'd have guessed brown, cause, you know..like, most things are brown, until they add coloring.

  10. Re:A Blob... on Huge Unidentified Organic Blob Floating Around Alaska · · Score: 2, Funny

    Could be a banker. Has this theory been tested? Throw some taxpayer money at it. If it keeps it without lending it, whines about pay raise restrictions, then asks for more, we have our answer.

  11. Re:It's the smog monster! on Huge Unidentified Organic Blob Floating Around Alaska · · Score: 1

    What the heck do aliens have against Tokyo anyway?
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    Couldn't we invite some to Baltimore or Detroit or Washington D.C. or something?

  12. Re:Algal Bloom on Huge Unidentified Organic Blob Floating Around Alaska · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Fixed that for you:
    . ... why don't we throw a few bankers on it and see what happens.

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    In America, banks rob you.

  13. OK, where do *I* get some? on Israel Accused of Boosting Gaza Sex Drive With Tainted Gum · · Score: 1

    There are girls out there waiting for corruption.

  14. Re:Kindle killer on Asus Launches Eee PC T91, a Touch-Screen Tablet Netbook · · Score: 1

    It's a price/performance issue. I read stuff on my current laptop with no problem. I can either buy a kindle because it's a little easier to read and has some extra battery life, or a tablet which is a full blown computer which is good enough for reading and comparably priced. Which would you choose?
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    Kindle's major engineering problem is the extra zero on the price tag. It's a one trick pony. Not worth it.

  15. Kindle killer on Asus Launches Eee PC T91, a Touch-Screen Tablet Netbook · · Score: 1

    Add a little decrease in cost and a touch screen and the kindle dies a well deserved death. No loss.

  16. Driver incompatibility is a mortal sin on Most Companies Won't Deploy Windows 7 — Survey · · Score: 1

    Driver incompatibility is a mortal (i.e. intentional) sin. Incompatibility of ANY sorts without an easy upgrade path is worse. I have a hard time understanding how Microsoft's management seems to miss this blindingly obvious point again and again and again and again.....
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    People don't want the next big thing. They want their current stuff to continue to work without disruptions.

  17. Re:Ultimate slaves? on Hackers' Next Target — Your Brain? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    By the time you have decent neural I/O, you'll have a world of simulators to choose from. Nobody's going to kidnap anybody if they can experience the same thing with a cheap simulation.

  18. Re:No... not buying this at all on Hackers' Next Target — Your Brain? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why would you believe in souls? Where does the program go when you turn it off? That great hard drive in the sky?

  19. Re:Mind wipe on Hackers' Next Target — Your Brain? · · Score: 1

    >If your moral values were gone, someone bent on evil could teach you the values he wanted you to have.
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    Wow! A talk radio revival could be in the works.

  20. Microsoft: Solving problems you'll never have on Hands-On Preview of Microsoft Office 2010 · · Score: 1

    >Please give me a version that works for what I need to do.
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    LOL. Microsoft stopped responding to non-business users over a decade ago.
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    Seriously, if you're not selling widgets to wankers on the web, Microsoft would like to pretend you don't exist. This seems to hold especially true for Windows developers, not like I'm bitter or anything.

  21. All your lawsuits are belong to us... on Wells Fargo Bank Sues Itself · · Score: 1

    We have met the enemy and they are us! Charge! Interest! Damn the logic! Full Speed Ahead! Aaaaaaaaaaaagh!

  22. Price War! on Microsoft vs. Google — Mutually Assured Destruction · · Score: 1

    Hopefully, this results in MS making their OS either cheaper, or free and finding another way to make their money that doesn't suck. I expect them to sell space in a cloud OS like everyone else, by and by, since they too seem to share the hallucination of "always connected" internet.

  23. Re:Find the language the generates the most money. on Which Language Approach For a Computer Science Degree? · · Score: 1

    That's a nice luxury if you can afford it. Many of us are neither artists nor wealthy enough to make those choices.

    I'd also like to point out that you can love software development AND find the language that generates the most money. There's nothing mutually exclusive here. It's just a strategy.

  24. Find the language the generates the most money... on Which Language Approach For a Computer Science Degree? · · Score: 1

    And learn that. Programming is about money or it's mental masturbation (not that there's anything wrong with that!).

  25. Re:Good on Mono Outpaces Java In Linux Desktop Development · · Score: 1

    Because it's not about which language is "best." It's about which is most cost-effective. Programming is either about money, or it's masturbation (not that there's anything wrong with that....).
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    When was the last time YOU made money with Haskell?