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Hackers' Next Target — Your Brain?

Hugh Pickens writes "Wired reports that as neural devices become more complicated — and go wireless — some scientists say the risks of 'brain hacking' should be taken seriously. '"Neural devices are innovating at an extremely rapid rate and hold tremendous promise for the future," said computer security expert Tadayoshi Kohno of the University of Washington. "But if we don't start paying attention to security, we're worried that we might find ourselves in five or 10 years saying we've made a big mistake."' For example, the next generation of implantable devices to control prosthetic limbs will likely include wireless controls that allow physicians to remotely adjust settings on the machine. If neural engineers don't build in security features such as encryption and access control, an attacker could hijack the device and take over the robotic limb." Relatedly, several users have written to tell us that science may be closer to the science fiction "mind wipe" than previously thought. Put this all together and I welcome the next step in social networking; letting the cloud drive my limbs around town via a live webcam and then wiping the memory from my brain. Who has MyLimb.com parked and is willing to deal?

295 comments

  1. Encryption by T+Murphy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Go insane. It's the new encryption.

    1. Re:Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hack my artificial anus!

    2. Re:Encryption by damien_kane · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bite my shiny organic psychological disorder!

    3. Re:Encryption by ocularDeathRay · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was just thinking the good news is that if somebody hacks my brain, they will just find all the information from the internet that I have filled it with.

      goatse,
      eel soup,
      two girls one cup,
      kids in sandbox,
      dump.jpg (ok that one was off of a Hermes II bbs back in the day, not the internet)

      I mean if they want that stuff... they can have it.

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    4. Re:Encryption by hodet · · Score: 1

      So tomorrows hackers/crackers are taking arts courses? Psych 101?

    5. Re:Encryption by El+Torico · · Score: 2, Funny

      It looks like someone already hacked your brain and implanted some nasti memes there.

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    6. Re:Encryption by DarkMage0707077 · · Score: 1

      Alread did. Let's see them hack into my "2 + 2 = pie" algorithm! Of course, they have to figure out if I'm thinking of cherry of banana cream, first...

    7. Re:Encryption by Hognoxious · · Score: 0, Troll

      Thanks, I wouldn't have got the hilarious GP post without your help!

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    8. Re:Encryption by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Forget that, I'm going to copy my brain and run it in a VM.

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    9. Re:Encryption by 32771 · · Score: 1

      No no, you don't understand! He referred to an even older meme from the Monthy Python era through which he is referring to an even older meme from an era most people are not sure about anymore:

      http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=408989

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    10. Re:Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm thinking about volunteering as a honeypot brain.

    11. Re:Encryption by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

      > Go insane. It's the new encryption.

      My brain will be running Windows Millenium Hand and Shrimp.

    12. Re:Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't me, it was the ONE ARMED MAN!!!!

      Just couldn't resist.

    13. Re:Encryption by jellybear · · Score: 1

      Yo dawg, I heard you like thinking, so I put your brain in your brain so you can think while you think.

    14. Re:Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Igor! Remember to give it more RAM and a better processor this time.

    15. Re:Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hackers are already hacking your brain. We call it "social engineering" and it's been discussed here before. That said, I would be more concerned about the con artists, sales reps and others who want to hack your brain.

    16. Re:Encryption by Phoghat · · Score: 1
      Johnny Mnemonic

      Coming to a psychiatrist near you!

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    17. Re:Encryption by nobodylocalhost · · Score: 1

      You already use vm. When ever you are "thinking in someone else's shoes" you are essentially using a vm. Although brain level virtualization is more like how OpenVZ works rather than Xen or VMWare.

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  2. Suddenly a Tinfoil hat seems like common sense. by tjstork · · Score: 3, Funny

    Goddamned, the unintended consequence of techonological evolution is that it makes every conspiracy theory ultimately more likely to do in the future.

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  3. a risk I'm willing to take by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Funny

    If it means that in the future our government will employ cyber-babes in ridiculous fuck-me outfits to fight crime.

    (Still finding it ridiculous that the Major was essentially wearing a one-piece bathing suit and leather jacket as her uniform in the GITS tv series.)

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    1. Re:a risk I'm willing to take by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "Still finding it ridiculous that the Major was essentially wearing a one-piece bathing suit and leather jacket as her uniform in the GITS tv series."

      But we're talking about fantasy here and money, the outfit was to draw attention and $$$. Anything to get the biggest audience possible. Doing a movie/story for ones art and vision is not appreciated by everybody and therein lies the rub.

    2. Re:a risk I'm willing to take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Still finding it ridiculous that the Major was essentially wearing a one-piece bathing suit and leather jacket as her uniform in the GITS tv series.)

      I think it was appropriate. After all, she ran a virtual brothel out of her internal servers in her off hours.

    3. Re:a risk I'm willing to take by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      She was almost 100% artificial. Would clothing really have given her any advantage? When she needs more armor, she tends to put it on. But it's been a while since I've watched those episodes.

    4. Re:a risk I'm willing to take by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Just be glad she didn't have cat ears and a ridiculously large bell around her neck. It's Japanese-- you get what you can take!

    5. Re:a risk I'm willing to take by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      Her uniform was significantly less, if she wanted to be invisible.

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    6. Re:a risk I'm willing to take by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      That depends on if you are watching the US TV version or the movies. I am not sure if the Japanese TV had her nude or not. The second round of the TV series she is dressed a lot more. Even in uniform (major, or higher depending on who you go by).

      Yes, I read way too much about the series while looking it up.

  4. Targeting MY brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HA! They'll have to FIND it first!

    Don't they know?!? Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

    HA! HA HA! HA!...

  5. awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God you guys are predictable and boring. "Security issues".
    Never mind the security issues, look at the comedy potential for the Nelson Muntzes of the future!
    "Hey prosthetic boy, stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!"

  6. Here's a question... by tjstork · · Score: 2, Funny

    If everyone could hack into any person's brain and have sex with whoever they want, then what kind of society would that be like? On one hand, some super hot chicks are going to be pretty busy, but on the other hand, you would be reprogrammed periodically to think that bigfoot was hot.

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    1. Re:Here's a question... by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      If everyone could hack into any person's brain and have sex with whoever they want, then what kind of society would that be like? On one hand, some super hot chicks are going to be pretty busy, but on the other hand, you would be reprogrammed periodically to think that bigfoot was hot.

      If you're having sex with someone's brain, wouldn't that make the intelligent, clever, funny, and/or witty people of the world (not necessarily those with physically attractive shells) the more likely candidates for sex?
      Logically this would be the case, as now the attraction would be at a level beyond the flesh.

      Finally, a way to get geeks laid! (except, of course, for the ones that are socially inept, they're still (not getting) screwed...

    2. Re:Here's a question... by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If everyone could hack into any person's brain and have sex with whoever they want, then what kind of society would that be like?

      A society of puppeteering sociopaths. Not too much different from what we have today, except that everybody would be equally powerful.

    3. Re:Here's a question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      on the other hand, you would be reprogrammed periodically to think that bigfoot was hot.

      Of course bigfoot is hot - have you ever been inside out of those costumes?

    4. Re:Here's a question... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "If you're having sex with someone's brain, wouldn't that make the intelligent, clever, funny, and/or witty people of the world (not necessarily those with physically attractive shells) the more likely candidates for sex? Logically this would be the case, as now the attraction would be at a level beyond the flesh."

      I think you misunderstood.

      You would hack into the brain of the really HOT chick, and make her want to fsck you!

      In which case, again...the really hot girls would be VERY busy.

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    5. Re:Here's a question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but on the other hand, you would be reprogrammed periodically to think that bigfoot was hot

      Yeah that wouldn't be frustrating! Big Foot plays hard to get you know!

    6. Re:Here's a question... by silanea · · Score: 1

      If you're having sex with someone's brain [...]

      Disgusting thought. Is there even a name for this, ahem, variant?

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    7. Re:Here's a question... by Zerth · · Score: 1

      And then you would wonder "Did I just hack a hottie, or did I just get hacked into thinking I was with a hottie by the more-homely-than-I that I actually banged".

    8. Re:Here's a question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... you would be reprogrammed periodically to think that bigfoot was hot."

      hey, I already have that on my cron job:

      0 20 * * 5-6 /sbin/drink_beer.sh

    9. Re:Here's a question... by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

      And then you would wonder "Does it matter?" (You couldn't tell the difference, after all.)

    10. Re:Here's a question... by defireman · · Score: 1

      Right... instead of big muscular men passing their genes on, we'll have computer cybernerds passing their genes on.

      In 5 - 10 generations we will have people with huge brains and arms like twigs.

    11. Re:Here's a question... by schmiddy · · Score: 1

      You would hack into the brain of the really HOT chick, and make her want to fsck you!

      I already have something which does this, of course. It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

      They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

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    12. Re:Here's a question... by Moridin42 · · Score: 1

      I find it odd that you believe that people would be equally powerful in this one fashion.

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    13. Re:Here's a question... by jellybear · · Score: 1

      Wow... deep...

    14. Re:Here's a question... by dublindan · · Score: 1

      And so the prophesy (Science Fiction) will come true.

  7. Personally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. given human history the fall out of mind hacking may be a good thing, all of our problems come from human beings not being able to seperate truth from falsehood.

    1. Re:Personally... by silanea · · Score: 1

      Given human history I see a whole new field for advertising, spam, disgusting pranks and porn.

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    2. Re:Personally... by dublindan · · Score: 1

      "Here, think about this porn! Also, I just charged your credit card for it!"

  8. Re:No... not buying this at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please define 'soul'

  9. Ack, should have aimed this at 'Snow Crash' by Xaedalus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Brain Hacking I can see happening (taking control of someone's bionics), but doing the mindwipe is what I was taking aim at. TFA talks about rats getting their memories wiped, but I'd want to know more. Does the rat's basic personality stay intact? Did the rat relearn? Did the rat display the same actions after the removal of the enzyme? (That'll teach me to take a moment and think before typing - let this be a lesson to you!)

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    1. Re:Ack, should have aimed this at 'Snow Crash' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's what I haven't figured out yet: Will the geeks be at the forefront of brain hacking, experimenting with drugs and electrodes, or will they be the ones who treat their brain like a temple, forgoing boosters and "mindless" fun, because they know the risks? You know, like geeks hardly ever get viruses and worms on their computers, while other people seemingly can't open a browser without catching a couple of bugs.

  10. Re:No... not buying this at all by ocularDeathRay · · Score: 2, Funny

    you might be right, but I am building a new tin foil hat just to be sure.

    1. after all in Soviet Russia tin foil makes people into hats 2. 3. profit!

    you must be new here, and so on.

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  11. Re:No... not buying this at all by flitty · · Score: 1

    Unless your soul is akin to say, Symantec or Norton's virus protection for your brain.. there to make you feel good, but utterly useless for real world application.

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  12. Re:No... not buying this at all by kannibal_klown · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Okay, this only holds true IF we are truly biological machines with advanced programming. If we actually do have a soul, then this whole idea goes out the window (and a whole lot of other, much bigger problems come in).

    I don't see how the soul comes into play here.

    Correct me if I'm wrong (I have ZERO medical background), but throughout the years there have been examples of conditioned responses and hypnotism. Then there is shock therapy and some drugs to help wipe some thoughts and memories, and let's not forget about sleepwalking and sleepdriving.

    If a person gets amnesia, does that mean the soul has left the body?
    If a person sleepwalks due to a personal problem or a medication reaction, does that mean during that time there is no soul?
    etc

    Given enough time and advancement, who's to say that in 100 years that either a combination of the above couldn't take control of a person and wipe their memory afterwards. Especially once we start wiring hackable devices into our nervous system.

  13. Spam by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The big worry is not hacking, after all I am sure that there will be plenty of security software you can download, but rather the effects of spam.

    1. Re:Spam by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think this was put in as colour in one of Neal Stephenson's novels (I think it was the Diamond Age) ; aha

      Bud knew a guy like that who'd somehow gotten infected with a meme that ran advertisements for roach motels, in Hindi, superimposed on the bottom right-hand corner of his visual field, twenty-four hours a day, until the guy whacked himself.

    2. Re:Spam by StellarFury · · Score: 1

      Man, The Diamond Age was seriously one of the best visions of the future I've seen in a while. If our world ends up like that - even with the slummy, cyberpunkish underbelly Stephenson describes - I don't think we'll have done too bad.

    3. Re:Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, this was Diamond Age. Excellent quote!

    4. Re:Spam by rastilin · · Score: 1

      My problem with it was that it seemed like 90% of the world was slimy underbelly and only the top 10% was actually comfortable. This was portrayed as a "good" thing, for social stability.

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    5. Re:Spam by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      Ew... good call. I'm imagining a future where people at regular intervals suddenly seize up and yell "I JUST SAVED 15 PERCENT ON CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO!" or "ASK ME ABOUT NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT!"

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    6. Re:Spam by StellarFury · · Score: 1

      It was portrayed as a good thing by the society in the book - I think you'd have a harder time proving that Stephenson himself was promoting that view.

    7. Re:Spam by rastilin · · Score: 1

      It was portrayed as a good thing by the society in the book - I think you'd have a harder time proving that Stephenson himself was promoting that view.

      I would have a harder time, not that this proves anything either way. My point simply is that while Diamond Age portrays nice societies, all of them are inferior to the western societies in which most of the people on this board live in now. Even modern day Iran acknowledges, at least tacitly; that their people are fully worthy of training and resources. The examples in DA didn't even do that, and while they could have guaranteed at least the most basic schooling, didn't bother.

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  14. Raise your hand by Hurshai · · Score: 1

    if you tried to register mylimb.com?

    1. Re:Raise your hand by Megahard · · Score: 3, Funny

      While mylimb.com is parked, mydick.com is available. Many guys already claim that their dick has a mind of its own.

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    2. Re:Raise your hand by Gravedigger3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's preposterous, Megahard doesn't have a mind of his own, he does what I tell him. Wait a second.... Either your username is coincidentally what my dick's name is, or he has developed a mind of his own and has begun to frequent slashdot.

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    3. Re:Raise your hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dick can touch-type. On a dvorak keyboard!

  15. OK, tell the truth by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...an attacker could hijack the device and take over the robotic limb."

    Who else has a clear mental picture of Dr. Strangelove being choked by his own (gloved) hand?

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    1. Re:OK, tell the truth by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Personally I was thinking Ash.

      "Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist."

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    2. Re:OK, tell the truth by SputnikPanic · · Score: 2, Funny

      I actually thought of that scene in Evil Dead 2 where Bruce Campbell's possessed hand starts beating him senseless...

    3. Re:OK, tell the truth by Vader82 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking of something a little more "Being John Malkovitch" personally.

    4. Re:OK, tell the truth by JohnnyLocust · · Score: 1

      I've seen an evil penguin do this to steal a giant diamond: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wrong_Trousers

      Curse those evil penguins!

  16. Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by tchuladdiass · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Someone at work mentioned to me recently that it will be a scary day when someone can program your brain. Well I've already seen it happen. My local Walmart is in sort of a high-risk part of town, so the "greeters" will ask to see your receipt if you have any bulk items in your cart that aren't in bags. So people get used to having their receipt handy when they walk out the door. Now yesterday it was kind of busy, and one greeter to check receipts. Guess what I saw? A line of about 10 people waiting to show their receipt before leaving the store. Meanwhile I push my cart right around them (I've already waited in line for 25 minutes just to pay, I'm not going to wait again to leave the store). It appears that those in line were robots that have been programmed (conditioned) so much that they couldn't think of leaving without waiting to show their receipt. Keep in mind that there is not sign saying you have to show your receipt.

    1. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by Sylos · · Score: 1

      IIRC, they technically can't make you show them your receipts either...

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    2. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by FlyingBishop · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You remember incorrectly. The purpose of receipts is so that they can verify that you have purchased the merchandise in your cart on exiting the store. Forcing you to do so before exiting is rather draconian, but they have every right to do so, should they choose.

    3. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nope, they can't. The question, "can I look in your bag?"

      is replied, at least by myself, with, "are you a police officer with a warrant?"

      I've worked retail. You can't catch good shoplifters. You just have to let them go, focus on the paying customers, and accept the losses as the cost of doing business.

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    4. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That kinda was the point of the argument, yes.

    5. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by chonglibloodsport · · Score: 1

      No, they don't. No store has the right to detain you. They have the right to call the police, but you will be long gone by then.

      If the police show up at your home, you show the police your receipt. If this happens often enough, the store will look really bad and the police will not appreciate the superfluous calls.

    6. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, this IS Walmart you're talking about. Still, your observations made me think of that story with the monkeys in a cage (not sure if this was ever done, but it makes a good thought experiment). There is a banana hanging from the ceiling and a ladder lying on the ground of this cage, and a group of monkeys is placed into it. If a monkey tries to use the ladder to get the banana, these researchers hose them all down with cold water. Monkeys are rotated in and out of the cage; every few days, some go in and some come out. After a few rotations, when a new monkey tries to get the banana with the ladder, the other ones all rush to stop it. The researchers don't even need to break out the hose anymore; social engineering has taken effect, and none of the monkeys in the cage have even seen the hose or know why they're stopping the new guy from getting the banana.

      You should consider yourself lucky that the consumer-drones didn't all swarm on you and force you into line with the rest of them. I'd guess that the amount of social engineering involved with the receipt check might just cause that behavior in some people.

    7. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by mevets · · Score: 2

      That people volunteer to shop at Walmart is sufficient evidence of programming. Every time I go to a {Walmart, Best Buy, ...} I have a feeling that I'm the butt of a joke to see how much dignity you will resign for a couple of bucks. Kind of like a reality version of The Price Is Right in your own neighbourhood. Maybe I took too much acid.

    8. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by darthwader · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're going to be discussing "legal rights", you may want to mention the country and state where these "rights" are supposed to exist. Otherwise it's hard to prove yourself right (and the other poster wrong).

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    9. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by Paxtez · · Score: 1
      You are incorrect. The 4th amendment illegal search and seizure only applies to law enforcement.
      From Wikipedia:

      The Fourth Amendment only applies to governmental actors. It does not guarantee a right to be free from unreasonable searches and seizures conducted by private citizens or organizations. The Bill of Rights originally only restricted the power of the federal government. However, in Mapp v. Ohio, 367 U.S. 643 (1961), the Supreme Court ruled that the Fourth Amendment is applicable to state governments by way of the Due Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment. Moreover, all state constitutions contain an analogous provision.

      Normally stores will not press the issue due to fear of litigation. But if they wanted to there are certain procedures they can do to arrest shoplifters.

    10. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by Renraku · · Score: 1

      Much like how gas prices of over $2/gallon are just fine now, because we went to $4+ a gallon for a short time.

      Every time someone complains about gas prices now, everyone says, "At least it's not $4+ a gallon again!"

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    11. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "You remember incorrectly. The purpose of receipts is so that they can verify that you have purchased the merchandise in your cart on exiting the store. Forcing you to do so before exiting is rather draconian, but they have every right to do so, should they choose."

      Actually, they do not.

      Only in a few states do the stores have some limited rights to detain you, and that is ONLY if they suspect you have shoplifted something, and they had better make damned they know you have or you can sue them pretty badly.

      I don't put up with that receipt thing anywhere, with the exception of Sam's Club. I do believe I signed on the membership agreement (private club) that I would allow this. But any other public place, even if they post a sign on the store saying this policy, does not give them the right to stop you if you are not under suspicion of theft.

      I walked out of Guitar Center awhile back, and the kid was almost coming after me "I have to check your receipt"...etc. I just kept walking and over my shoulder said, "No you do not, unless you suspect me of stealing something"...and with that said, he quickly shut up and went back inside. I wasn't a smartass about it, just calmly stated the facts and went about my way.

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    12. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They're not robots. They're exercising free will to make a choice you disagree with. They see it as an element of manners to show that they're not stealing, and for some reason they care about how they look to that greeter despite knowing they're not thieves. Let them get on with it without the name-calling.

    13. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've worked retail. You can't catch good shoplifters. You just have to let them go, focus on the paying customers, and accept the losses as the cost of doing business.

      Guard: We finally got him, boss!
      Beardo: Got who?
      Guard: Slippery Pete - Worlds' most reknown shoplifter.
      Pete: You got nothing!
      Guard: Shut up, Pete! Pucker up your ass and prepare to ...
      Beardo: I AM AFRAID HE IS RIGHT, guard.
      Guard: ???
      Beardo: You can't catch good shoplifters. You just have to let them go, focus on the paying customers, and accept the losses as the cost of doing business.
      Guard: Why are you paying me?

    14. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And of course, the concept of dignity is likely the result of some programming.

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    15. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by masteroffm · · Score: 1

      I've worked retail. You can't catch good shoplifters. You just have to let them go, focus on the paying customers, and accept the losses as the cost of doing business.

      i beg to differ, my wife works in loss prevention and is quite adept at catching shoplifters. she has been responsible for significantly reducing shrink and bringing a number of stores back into good standing regarding loses. effective loss prevention is making the environment undesirable for shoplifters while not inconveniencing the customer. all door nazis do is irritate and annoy paying customers while doing little to deter theft.

    16. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Sorry. I didn't specify that I'm Canadian, so your mickey mouse laws don't apply to me.

      If you lose visual on a shoplifter, you can't persue the offence.

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    17. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by maxume · · Score: 2, Informative

      $4 was a lot, but current prices are arguably 'normal':

      http://inflationdata.com/inflation/images/charts/Oil/Gasoline_inflation_chart.htm

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    18. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      After security jumps you the items found may be admissible in your shoplifting in trial, but you still have grounds to press charges for assault and kidnapping. Granted prosecutors are unlikely help you much, but if nothing was actually found the security guard and the store are going to be fucked.

    19. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      After purchase, your bags and their contents are your personal property. In no way do they have the right to search your personal property. They also don't have the right to hold you there, unless they suspect you of theft, in which case I think they can hold you until the police arrive.

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    20. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by swillden · · Score: 1

      Normally stores will not press the issue due to fear of litigation. But if they wanted to there are certain procedures they can do to arrest shoplifters.

      Not in my state (Utah) or, as I understand it, in most states.

      Utah's laws are pretty typical in this regard. They can detain you, but only if they have specific probable cause to believe you stole something. Basically, they had to see you do it. Otherwise they have no authority to stop you. You're right that the fourth amendment doesn't apply, but laws against unlawful detention and kidnapping do, and if they hold you without justifiable cause that's exactly what they're doing and you can press charges against them.

      Look up your own state's legal code and I'll bet you find it's very similar.

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    21. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by swillden · · Score: 1

      Sorry. I didn't specify that I'm Canadian, so your mickey mouse laws don't apply to me.

      If you lose visual on a shoplifter, you can't persue the offence.

      That's pretty much what the laws in most states say as well.

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    22. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      If you legally purchased the merchandise, you should have a receipt. If you refuse to produce a receipt, that is perfectly reasonable cause to accuse you of theft.

    23. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Well, I find government and company drones much worse. You know: That kind that could be replaced by a very small shell script, because all they do is follow rules. As exact as possible. And with no flexibility at all. Even if this means doing the exact opposite of the original intent of the rule.

      Also when you state a free question, you only get a blank stare and you can basically see the internal "command or pattern not found" error message. Then you have to re-state your question, until they detect some pattern of meaning, that hey have an association for. Which means they run the interrupt handler routine, and then wait for the next input.
      I have seen this exact behavior so many times, with post office, phone company, supermarket security, and most dangerously local government employees, it's not even funny anymore.

      But I gave up opening their minds again. I instead switched to taking them over, so that they at least work for the good side. (Me of course. :)

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    24. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by parann0yed · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, and don't forget about those who religiously tune in to Fox News (Oreilly) or whatever your preferred so called news channel is. Heck, I still come to slashdot every now and then and even read/reply to posts.

    25. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by adolf · · Score: 1

      The trouble with that argument is simple: The receipt is mine, and I'm not inclined to share it with anyone, any more than I would be inclined to share any other personal effects that I might be carrying.

    26. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by adolf · · Score: 0

      If you think "normal" means "on-par with the previous inflation-adjusted peak occuring 1981," then yeah, I guess you're right.

      But that's a rather absurd way to view things, don't you think?

    27. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gas costs about $2.50 right now, which has nothing to do with the 1981 peak. The graph is a year out of date.

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    28. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      That would be a real trick, to get the ladder set up without anything to lean it against...

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    29. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Wow, yeah, I feel totally degraded when I spend my hard-earned dollars at Wal-Mart.

      Wait, no I don't. Not sure what your problem is...

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    30. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by adolf · · Score: 1

      So it's "normal" for 1942, then.

      Either way, it's absurd.

    31. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by Zirnike · · Score: 1

      Well, the carriage is their property, so they may have the right to search it... Not that I approve of that nitpicking, I'm just thinking how the idiot lawyers will try to portray it.

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    32. Re:Don't need electronics to hack someones brain by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      No, the receipt is a contract between you and the store, which both parties own equally (thus the store keeps a copy and you keep a copy.)

      You fail to produce the contract showing you own merchandise, no contract exists, you do not own merchandise (obviously, any reasonable company will search their records, but they are not required to let you walk out.)

  17. Jokes in Summaries by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 1, Informative

    Who has MyLimb.com parked and is willing to deal?

    Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Am I the only person who notices that every single summary submitter tries to show off his nonexistent ability to be funny? This doesn't help the summary and every time I read a stupid joke in the summary like that, I have a mental facepalm. They make me feel embarrassed for the thread submitter, and it hurts; kind of like watching a really bad performance at a talent show.

    Seriously, if you submit a thread, don't put a joke in it, because chances are your joke sucks and isn't funny. There are PLENTY of funny people on Slashdot, but you are not one of them.

    1. Re:Jokes in Summaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The submitter didn't add the joke, the Slashdot editor did.

  18. I for one by polymerousgeek · · Score: 1

    welcome our new wireless overlords.

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    1. Re:I for one by guybrush3pwood · · Score: 1

      welcome our new wireless overlords.

      It was a matter of time before someone pulled the overlord joke... I laugh every single time, though.

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    2. Re:I for one by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's because they wipe your brain so you don't know you've heard it before.

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    3. Re:I for one by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      That's because you've been programmed to laugh at overlord jokes (by the said overlords, of course).

      Not to say that you're just some imaginary, programmed character, Mr. Gorbrash Tharpweed.

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  19. Ghost in the Shell by Kamokazi · · Score: 1

    Oh come on, am I the first pathetic anime geek to mention Ghost in the Shell?

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    1. Re:Ghost in the Shell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no

    2. Re:Ghost in the Shell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no dude, first thought I had was "sweet, ghosthacking like a motherfucker"

    3. Re:Ghost in the Shell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You beat me to it!

    4. Re:Ghost in the Shell by galfridus73 · · Score: 1

      First to mention it, yes, but I immediately thought of ghost hacking when I read the headline. When external memory is feasible then I'll start wondering where my electronic eyes and basset hound are.

    5. Re:Ghost in the Shell by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Everybody else thought the reference was too obvious, and didn't want to be the dork thinking he was being all clever by posting it.

    6. Re:Ghost in the Shell by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      It was tagged "ghostintheshell" long before you posted.

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  20. Don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neo will swing in at the last moment and prevent the hack... or is that Wintermute..

  21. No matrix for me thankyou by Temujin_12 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Which is why if/when direct brain IO is developed, you won't find me anywhere near it, unless I am in a situation where it is the only option to restore normal faculties (ie: injury or illness). Currently, when a power surge or an attack occurs against my device/computer the damage maxes out at the value of the device (assuming I'm backing up data). If a power surge or an attack occurs via a direct link hooked up to my brain, the damage is total.

    That said, the article is still relevant because neuro-tech has great potential to increase the quality and length of life in ways currently not possible. As always, it's important to stop and think about the short/long term consequences of actions (novel thought).

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  22. Antivirus software installed in your brain by FunPika · · Score: 1

    At this rate it may have to happen some day. ;)

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    1. Re:Antivirus software installed in your brain by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Norton? In my brain?? That's got to be the scariest thing EVER!

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  23. Re:No... not buying this at all by tisepti · · Score: 1

    About the only situation i can see such a thing mattering one way or the other is in the situation where you are attempting to control what the target thinks given some input. However even without controlling the 'biological machine' said 'brain hacker' would have access to input (Cochlear Implants) and output (prosthetic limb).

    Given enough i/o - controlling the actual machine doesn't really matter.

  24. Future FUD Fantastic by icebike · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Realistically, how hard would it be to include an OFF switch on the external interface used for doctor diagnostics?

    I mean, for pete sake people, what possible gain would there be in trying to break into a mechanical leg?

    Can you take any part of that to the bank? There is no money to follow. There is no information to gain.

    Do you see anyone hacking your IP Oven, or you IP Coffee maker? http://workingmomwa.blogspot.com/2008/06/coffee-maker-needs-security-update.html

    How does an interface to a prosthetic limb somehow suggest a "mine whipe". Does my pedicure predict a lobotomy?

    Come on, people. There is some fool snickering somewhere that the drunken brainstorm he posted somewhere has actually morphed into a story on Slashdot.

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    1. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as user kicks self in ass,and smacks self in head repeatedly

    2. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A hacker will gain root to your leg, grab a pen with it and write a threatening message that if
      you don't comply, it will kick you in the nuts with its heel.

    3. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by MrMista_B · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What money is there in vandalism? None.

      The answer of your question of why anybody would do this: because they can.

    4. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by hamburgler007 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You can also ask why someone would post flashing images to the epilepsy foundations website http://www.engadget.com/2008/03/29/hackers-embed-flashing-animations-on-epilepsy-support-forum/.

    5. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So yeah, let's say you have such an appendage. Someone gains control of it, makes you grab a gun and point it at your own head, or even someone else's, and says "give me all your money." That's a start... Now let's say it escalates to the point where decision making may be controlled, and now you don't even need to be tricked into wiring money to that account for that "Nigerian royalty."

    6. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      How does a neural interface suggest a 'mine whipe'? (SIC)

      It doesn't. But your question strongly suggests that you didn't RTFA. The topic is hacking wetware, and there are two distinct branches: hacking the wireless interfaces to implanted devices EG prosthetics, and a completely chilling (terrifying?) account of chemical uses that very effectively erase your memories... forever.

      Seriously - RTFA! Where today we have mysterious 'suicides' we may soon find accounts of amnesia rapidly on-the-rise among (former) dissidents. Orwell's 1984 taken to a whole new extreme. I, for one, am praying for the Dollhouse where I can back up my brain image.......

      Kurzweil? You listening?

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    7. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by euxneks · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I mean, for pete sake people, what possible gain would there be in trying to break into a mechanical leg?

      Notoriety..?
      "Oh, that guy, he's the one designed that prosthetic limb worm... You know, the virus that made prosthetic limbs wiggle around?"

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    8. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by brkello · · Score: 1

      Yes, people will hack in to all these things. If not for profit, they will do it for the challenge and fun of it.

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    9. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by Landshark17 · · Score: 1

      Feasability aside, just because there's no financial benefit to doing something doesn't mean people won't do it. Some people just like a challenge or see personal benefits in deconstructing things. If I lost a limb and had it replaced with a mind-controlled prosthetic, I'd probably hack it for fun just to see how it worked.

      On the flip side, some people are just sadistic enough to do things for the sake of torturing people. Remember when that girl died in car accident a few months back and people started emailing the leaked photos of her mangled body to her dad? There was no financial benefit to that, but it happened. Imagine the kind of people who did that with access to somebody's prosthetic limb. Can you say, "Stop hitting yourself?"

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    10. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by icebike · · Score: 1

      Grow up.

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    11. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      theres some sense into what you are saying. Going a little extreme here would be someone in a full mechanical suit because they sufffered heavy injuries.
      Well their suit can be hacked to rob a bank. The guy in the suit would say im being forced against my will to rob this bank. lol..

      terminators: the first rise of the machines... hahaha.

    12. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by dissy · · Score: 1

      I mean, for pete sake people, what possible gain would there be in trying to break into a mechanical leg?

      I take it you have not seen 4chan?

      They do it for the lulz

      And for people with dark senses of humor, hacking into someone else's leg is bubbling over the top with lulz

    13. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      It's what 4chan calls "lulz" and what we in Germany call "Schadenfreude (ist die schönste Freude)".

      Although I must say, that flashing images thing is way beyond the funny/evil border. Sometimes I wish natural selection would not run in the inverse direction of how it is supposed to work.

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    14. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure is a nice artificial leg you've got there. Sure would be a shame if something happened to it.

      I might be able to arrange some protection, for a fee...

    15. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by lennier · · Score: 1

      "I mean, for pete sake people, what possible gain would there be in trying to break into a mechanical leg?"

      One word: Lolz.

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    16. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Hacking an IP oven or Coffee maker can have a use. If it gets you onto a network you want to sniff internal traffic on, that's good. If it gets you a way to attack more critical systems, that's even better. Networked printers are used for this sort of thing rather commonly.

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    17. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by ignavus · · Score: 1

      I mean, for pete sake people, what possible gain would there be in trying to break into a mechanical leg?

      Give me your wallet or I'll make that person kick you!

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    18. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The power to control an amputee's osseointegrated prosthesis from afar and anonymously create havoc is something I think more than a few immature, irresponsible types might find too tempting to pass up. How moral is the typical kid who writes viruses, or steals CDs from a music store, or bashes in mailboxes with a baseball bat from a passing car? They do this shit out of sheer boredom sometimes, and the consequences just don't occur to them. Not even after they have reached adulthood and no longer have time to be bored. Croaking someone with a programmable pacemaker might not appeal to your average delinquent, but your average psychopath might get a real kick out of it. What kind of brain prostheses are we going to develop in the near future, say for people who suffer strokes, or people who have had severe head trauma? I've seen footage of a scientist steering a large rat down a university hallway with a wirelessly controlled brain implant that stimulated the portion of the rat's brain that processed whisker stimuli. They prodded the poor thing into motion by tickling it's 'pleasure center'. Now think about an implant designed to help a person who has had their sense of balance destroyed by illness or drug side-effects. What about feeding false signals into the auditory implants of a deaf person? Wouldn't it be hilarious to watch them whip around in panic looking for the stereo-panning, doppler-shifting car horn that isn't there?

      Still think this is FUD now? Sorry Icebike, but your self-contented short-sightedness is making me grind my teeth.

    19. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by rizole · · Score: 1

      First they hacked the mechanical legs. I did not protest for I have no mechanical legs.
      Then they hacked the mechanical hands. I did not protest for I have no mechanical hands.
      Then they hacked the mechanical spines and I did not protest for I have no mechanical spine.
      Then they hacked the mechanical jaws and I still did not protest for I had a mechanical jaw.

    20. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, for pete sake people, what possible gain would there be in trying to break into a mechanical leg?

      A reality tv show where people hack your bionic leg to kick people in the ass. It will be called Survive This!

    21. Re:Future FUD Fantastic by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1

      I mean, for pete sake people, what possible gain would there be in trying to break into a mechanical leg?

      Life insurance? Just make the leg fail when they need to apply the brakes in a car.

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  25. Langford Fractal Basilisk by argent · · Score: 1

    Better get in practice... start a shudder club today!

    1. Re:Langford Fractal Basilisk by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      Different Kinds of Darkness is still to this day one of my favorite stories.

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  26. I, for one... by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    ... welcome our new zombie bot-net overlords.

  27. Hacker Bullies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...taking over some wimpy kid's prosthetic arm..."Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!..."

  28. Brain Haching with Rupert Murdoch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hasn't Rupert Murdoch been hacking into people's brains for years?

  29. One-way only please. by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

    This is why I will not use any machine that changes the content of my brain. I will be happy to use artificial limbs and mind-controlled computers, but not mind-altering computers.

    1. Re:One-way only please. by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      too late. hypnotoad has already pwned you.
      http://r33b.net/

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  30. The CIA has had this tech for years by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    They've found through extensive research that a bullet to the back of the head affects a very thorough mind wipe.

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    1. Re:The CIA has had this tech for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They actually have researched "brain wiping" during the cold war and found out that ECT (Electroconvulsive therapy) is quite effective in turning a functional human being into a completely blank husk. What they never could figure out is the reprogramming part. Not really surprising since it normally takes years to successfully program a human through painstaking education.

  31. sigh by greymond · · Score: 1

    really? Are people this bored from being unemployed that they need to work on articles like this to pass the time. I'm disappointed with a side of disgruntled.

  32. Just don't let Nelson Muntz get a hold of this by mattlmattlmattl · · Score: 1

    Stop hitting yourself! Why are you hitting yourself? Stop hitting yourself!

    (For The Simpson's impaired, Nelson is a bully, prone to making people hit themselves.)

  33. Ultimate slaves? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Sooner or later someone's going to figure out how to manipulate desire and loyalty at the molecular level.

    Then all bets will be off.

    Imagine if someone could kidnap you or your family members, implant a device in their brains that would make them forget their previous life and love and serve the kidnapper and do his bidding.

    Or maybe I've been reading too much science fiction.

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    1. Re:Ultimate slaves? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      By the time you have decent neural I/O, you'll have a world of simulators to choose from. Nobody's going to kidnap anybody if they can experience the same thing with a cheap simulation.

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    2. Re:Ultimate slaves? by lennier · · Score: 1

      By the time you have decent neural I/O, you'll have a world of simulators to choose from. Nobody's going to kidnap anybody if they can experience the same thing with a cheap simulation.

      Well, unless the simulation itself is sentient, and they want to kidnap *that* in the hopes the meat-you (or the master simulation with bank authority) will care... see several Greg Egan stories.

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    3. Re:Ultimate slaves? by A+Pancake · · Score: 1

      Would that really be a problem? Presuming they do the logical thing and cause obeying them to trigger the pleasure centers of the brain you would genuinely enjoy it. For a lot of people, that would be a step up from where they are today.

      I'm not saying I'd volunteer, but to some that might be an acceptable option.

    4. Re:Ultimate slaves? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that some sickos would still rather have control of real people instead of sims.

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  34. I can't wait ... by Sepiraph · · Score: 1

    I always wanted to do some "ghost-hacking" and "stealing someone's eyes" like they did in Ghost in the Shell SAC!

  35. Re:No... not buying this at all by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you have soul you've already been hacked. By God.

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  36. Limb hacking has been done before: by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

    I point you to Idle Hands and what we can expect when people start hacking limbs.

    FYI- Some great shots of Jessica Alba...

  37. Mind wipe by davidwr · · Score: 2

    Even if your personality remained intact, if the memories responsible for learning skills, values, and relationships were wiped, at best you'd be like a complete amnesiac, at worst, like a young child but without the fast-developing brain of a child.

    If your moral values were gone, someone bent on evil could teach you the values he wanted you to have. If your relationships were forgotten you might latch on to anyone who gave you love and attention.

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    1. Re:Mind wipe by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      >If your moral values were gone, someone bent on evil could teach you the values he wanted you to have.
      .
      Wow! A talk radio revival could be in the works.

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    2. Re:Mind wipe by alexj33 · · Score: 1

      This adds a whole new dimension to big brothers taking your arm, hitting you with it and then saying, "Why're ya hittin' yerself?"

    3. Re:Mind wipe by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

      I don't buy your argument here, but I'm doing so based on my own personal beliefs and biases, and I reserve the right to be completely wrong. You are arguing essentially the environmental/behavioralist approach - that if I somehow get my mind wiped of memories, I am a blank slate ready to be reprogrammed into anything the environment and outside stressors dictate. I suspect that if we were to look into child psychology case studies, especially in terms of cases of abuse, I suspect you'd see a large number of survivors who go on to overcome their abuses and traumas from early childhood. While a majority would probably continue to perpetrate abuse as they had been taught, there would be a sizeable minority that wouldn't, and would erode your argument's validity. Ergo, you couldn't just mindwipe someone and then reprogram them to do what you want - there may be an inner core that defies the programming, that dictates who you truly are.

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    4. Re:Mind wipe by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      Let me get this right, you are saying that if you wiped someone's memory totally, you couldn't do the following:

      1) Take the person with (now) no memories at all into a new environment (like your factory floor) and convince them that although they had no memories, this was where they had previously worked.

      2) Tell them that they had to work 16 hour days like everyone else (See, Joe over there is working them).

      3) Pay them in food and lodging as was the agreement that they signed (See, here is your signature from four years ago).

      4) Profit!!!

      Of course, you would have to overcome such things as having to teach a person how to speak, eat, get dressed (mmmm.... possibilities, Hollywood starlets, here I come with my mind wiper gizmo thingy).

      If you did manage to totally erase someone's mind though, I can't see if you controlled the information and environment, how you couldn't "teach" them to believe anything you wanted.

      If you ask a question but limit the possible answers to answers that you want to hear, you will always get an answer that you like.

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    5. Re:Mind wipe by dublindan · · Score: 1

      So this could have some pretty nice applications for the government then! Yay humans!

  38. Why bother? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

    It's not worth hacking.

    We talk a lot here about how Windows gets hacked more than Linux or Mac because it has a higher market share.

    What's the market share on a prosthetic limb?

    By the way, the style sheets are totally fucked up on IE6. Some of us aren't running nightly Firefox builds, morons. Try testing your code on various paltforms.

    What? It's a managed work computer. It is what it is.

    No, USB devices aren't permitted either, so Portable Firefox is out.

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    ECHELON is a government program to find words like bomb, jihad, plutonium, assassinate, and anarchy.
    1. Re:Why bother? by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

      Beardo, I'm truly sorry that your workplace forces you to run IE6. But at some point that has to be their problem instead of everyone else's. Eventually they are going to have to migrate or deal with the fact that many web sites won't load for them.

      If any site should be able to drop IE6 support, it's Slashdot.

    2. Re:Why bother? by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      If it was only IE6 that had problems it wouldn't be so bad. I think he finds when they move to IE8 that IE8 has a number of issues trying to load the javascript Slashdot's using as well. And try browsing with ads enabled for a change, you get some really weird results on a few pages now and then.

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    3. Re:Why bother? by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 1

      In Opera, I've found that if you view the comments.pl page for stories (the one without the summary at the top) the comments' stylesheets look much better.

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    4. Re:Why bother? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      I don't understand your signature. /EE

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    5. Re:Why bother? by BlueCollarCamel · · Score: 1

      You can still download Portable Firefox and run it from the HD.

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  39. Re:No... not buying this at all by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 1

    If I read this correctly, you are suggesting we wait for a cron jon with sufficient security access, hit it with a buffer overrun, and then wipe the logs after we are done? 0day is going to be the most popular RSS feed on the web!

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  40. can you say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These aren't the droids you're looking for.

    1. Re:can you say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These aren't the droids we are looking for.

  41. Go ahead, hack away by actionbastard · · Score: 1

    I'm not using more than 90% of it anyway. So maybe someone can make good use of the rest.

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  42. Thia week on sci-fi brain hacks by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Thia week on sci-fi brain hacks.

    This sounds like something out of a b-movie and it seems like stuff like this has been done / done in parts in many b movies.

  43. Not quite true by davidwr · · Score: 2, Informative

    If a person is being uncooperative, you may have to "let them go" but you can make a note of who they are then ban them from the store and possibly the entire chain "just because" you don't want their business. "This store reserved the right to not do business with any person" is legal in the USA, unless it's used to discriminate against a group.

    If you have cameras blanketing the store and are bored, you can check the security cameras to see if he was just being an ass or if he really did have something (stolen) to hide. If he did steal something, your outdoor video cameras should have his license plate.

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  44. Likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the next generation of implantable devices to control prosthetic limbs will likely include wireless controls that allow physicians to remotely adjust settings on the machine.

    Yes, that is indeed likely. Especially since wireless controls are used in the current generation of implants, too. And those are hackable.

  45. Re:No... not buying this at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Some anti-virus might actually be useful here. Cats been hacking humans for centuries.

  46. effects by davidwr · · Score: 2, Funny

    there, fixed that for you.

    Well, it probably affects a previously-done thorough mind wipe too but I don't think that's what you meant.

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  47. Re:No... not buying this at all by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I agree with you. I believe in souls, but that soul is in a physical body, and that body is definitely a biological machine that can be altered or manipulated. The evidence of this is simply overwhelming -- look at mental illness. A person's "spirit" overcoming psychological brainwashing or even more advanced technological control is a nice device for fiction, but in reality we have no reason to think that's the way it will work.

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  48. Hacking your brain is called hypnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and has been known for hundreds of years

  49. Cutter... come in Cutter! by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

    I'm tracking other movements in the tunnel. LOCK AND LOAD!

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  50. Re:No... not buying this at all by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why would you believe in souls? Where does the program go when you turn it off? That great hard drive in the sky?

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  51. Uh oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "John, *punch* this is Jane, get over here,*punch* NOW!"
    "What's going on?!"
    "*punch* I can't stop punching myself! *punch*"
    "Uhh... what?"
    "I *punch* think my arm *punch punch* has a virus!!"
    "*sigh* You should've switched to Firefox, like I told you. I'll come fix it."

  52. Brain hacking by hessian · · Score: 1

    Brain hacking has been around for a long time. Its primary vector is language.

    Marketing, peer pressure, memes, prophecies, and rumors are all brain hacking.

    It's just not a direct connection, but given how badly so many things have turned out at the hands of a large informed group, it looks like it succeeds most of the time.

    There is only one solution: learn philosophy and critical thinking.

  53. So, it can finally be said legitimately... by m93 · · Score: 1



    tinfoil hat, anyone?

  54. Re:No... not buying this at all by kdemetter · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Actually , i don't believe a soul is anything physical . It's has nothing to do with memories.
    You remember , because of your physical brain , but you are , because of your soul.

  55. MyLimb.com by infamous_blah · · Score: 1

    Who has MyLimb.com parked and is willing to deal?

    Don't know if he's willing to deal but...

    Registrant:
    William Orr
    5707 Mountain Oak Drive
    Braselton, Georgia 30517
    United States

    Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)
    Domain Name: MYLIMB.COM
    Created on: 08-Nov-06
    Expires on: 08-Nov-10
    Last Updated on: 09-Nov-08

  56. Re:No... not buying this at all by brkello · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the soul was all that mattered, then if we smacked our head really hard and our brain was damaged, it would have no effect on our behavior. But we know that people with brain damage are severely impaired both physically and mentally. So if you can disrupt the impulses in the brain you could shut down a human. If you can control the impulses, you can control the human.

    I am not saying people can't have souls, I am just saying the soul doesn't control our body.

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  57. Re:No... not buying this at all by fmobus · · Score: 1

    >>> import soul
    >>> import sys
    >>> sys.modules["soul"]
    <module 'soul' from 'soul.py'>

  58. See "Interface" by Neal Stephenson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Along the lines of an eerily plausible story:

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interface_(novel)

    If you've not read it yet, do so. And remember to vote Cozzano!

  59. Re:No... not buying this at all by Mitchell314 · · Score: 1

    Programs, fauna, flora, and flash programmers all go to /dev/null in the end.

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  60. Mindwipe:better than suicide. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know that plenty of people have contemplated suicide. I have, and I know people who actually followed through.

    I think it would be great if the Europeans (you know americans never would) allowed would be suicides to try using the mindwipe drug in doses enough to render one a sobbering idiot. I mean, it would suck having to start over in an adult body, but imagine it like a second chance separate from your past. One has to wonder if the brain chemistry of a depressed state would survive the mindwiping.

  61. Oh gods... by Theodore · · Score: 1

    Can we just down-peg anything from Wired as "author has read too much cyberpunk"?

    Yes, these issues have been anticipated.
    no, your worrying about it will only cost you your time and life (stress).

    OK, so some weird commands are supposed to make someone do something totally opposed to their basic character?
    Sounds like 19th century hypnosis.
    It was crap then, it's crap now.

  62. Re:No... not buying this at all by Vestin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    please define 'soul'

    It would be hard to do per genus proximum et differentia specifica... Let me just say that it's what creates time and space, enables you to make choices (free will) and controls the body via the brain.
    Some people (like Dawkins, IIRC) like to say that the brain is an on-board computer, of sorts, for the body. It's a great analogy, because a computer is blind and inert without someone to either operate it or program it. The soul is the "user", what you experience is the "software", your body is the "hardware".

  63. Let them... by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

    If they can find my other sock or when I put my car keys then they have something.

    1. Re:Let them... by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      I usually leave mine in the 1900s but I've been known to leave my keys around the 1600s just for fun.

  64. This has existed for years by scerruti · · Score: 2, Insightful

    it's called advertising.

    1. Re:This has existed for years by garphik · · Score: 1

      So ... the psychotherapists get a new tag now ?

  65. Re:No... not buying this at all by Hojima · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but even if we do have this magical 'soul', doesn't that mean it would just adhere to a set of rules that can still allow it to be manipulated? Let's face it, even if something is magic and mysterious, it can still be deciphered (and if it has an influence, then it must be possible to influence it). Hell, there's a lot of people trying to justify the existence of a soul with quantum physics, so it wouldn't be much of a stretch to say you could hack it with a quantum computer.

  66. too late for .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CNN, f-o-x got to some of us people. ... cant ..stop.. the BS. and you don't need to implant anything, the 'cracker box' is the one attached to the TV cable/antenna there are few that are still resisting. are they the new Uber-nerd black hats?

  67. Future? by raehl · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Your brain has been hacked since birth. It's called "Marketing". Tons and tons of exploits in the wild, including appeals to Emotion, Manipulation of Statistics, Lying to the Gullible, Threats Against Afterlife, Us or Them, etc, etc. Unfortunately, although a security suite is supposed to be installed during adolescence, too many are ineffective copies of Public Education or have installation prevented by previous installations of Sunday School and Parental Brainwashing.

    1. Re:Future? by Zirnike · · Score: 1
      "including appeals to Emotion, Manipulation of Statistics, Lying to the Gullible, Threats Against Afterlife, Us or Them, etc, etc"

      You forgot Boobies.

      Yes, funny, but it's true. Sex sells isn't just a trueism - it's a biological effect used as a marketing exploit.

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  68. Re:No... not buying this at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask the program.

  69. Medical Display Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm posting this anonymous so I don't get in trouble... but we recently were working with some medical displays that are used in hospitals. Specifically these high end displays are used for diagnostic purposes - MRI, CT, X-ray, etc. In other words- very expensive and very very regulated.

    While working with the display I managed to guess the default guest access password- my coworker was astounded. In 5 more minutes I figured out that the security schema was using XML to store the encrypted passwords (java based) and with that knowledge I manipulated the fields to use the known password.

    Total time to hack the $30k device? 7 minutes.

    What could I do in that mode? I could make it fail diagnostics. I could make it pass diagnostics. I could make it pass self-cal when it wasn't. I could introduce local artifacts such that it looked like 'splotches' were seen on an x-ray when there wasn't (thus possibly indicating a tumour). I could mess with the defect maps.

    Now a properly administered system would have all this locked down... but all I would have needed was a copy of the service software (web based) and the monitor connection port (usually has two or three).

    Scared? I was. And I'm a good guy.

  70. Re:No... not buying this at all by maxume · · Score: 1

    You speak very authoritatively about something that you surely don't know for certain.

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  71. Re:No... not buying this at all by Vestin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You remember , because of your physical brain , but you are , because of your soul.

    QFT. It's somewhat sad that people overlook the most basic experience they have... Even Descartes, when he wanted to put every bit of knowledge he had to doubt, still could not doubt that his soul exists. After all - without a soul, we would merely be biological machines (the kind La Mettrie spoke of), which would not be aware of their own existence, but would simply do what their brains would order them to.

    Let me use my favourite quote:
    "It must be confessed, moreover, that perception, and that which depends on it, are inexplicable by mechanical causes, that is, by figures and motions, And, supposing that there were a mechanism so constructed as to think, feel and have perception, we might enter it as into a mill. And this granted, we should only find on visiting it, pieces which push one against another, but never anything by which to explain a perception. This must be sought, therefore, in the simple substance, and not in the composite or in the machine."

  72. How ironic... by tjstork · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is that ... by silently critiquing religion, you've fallen into your own self defined trap of "US or them"..

    And, we might also note, that "threats against the afterlife" is essentially interchangable with "saving the planet"

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    1. Re:How ironic... by raehl · · Score: 1

      I didn't critique religion. I said some people's ability to take in and analyze data is circumvented by exploiting a vulnerability in the brain where information introduced at an early age is often assumed to be true regardless of later data.

      Now, some religions may regularly exploit this vulnerability, but it's a comment on that particular practice, not religion as a whole.

  73. Brain based hacking possible ?? by gedw99 · · Score: 1

    Hacking your brain remotely is also a possibility. See this interview with a further "Stargate" member, that remotely viewed various locations using brain power. http://www.viddler.com/explore/monkeyclaus/videos/1/

  74. 5th ave by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

    Fifth avenue advertisers have this all sewed up. Been doing it for years.

  75. "The Battle for Your Mind" by SaffronMiner · · Score: 1

    The Mind Has No Firewall by Timothy L. Thomas at the Army War Collage.

    If you want to take this subject seriously, and I really recommend that you do, then you need a copy of this book:

    Controlling the Human Mind : The Technologies of Political Control or Tools for Peak Performance by Dr. Nick Begich; ISBN 1-890693-54-5.

    It is a well researched book on what is going on in the field, based on publicly available documents.

    For full disclosure Dr. Begich sent me a free review copy of the book when it was released. I have supplied Dr. B. with background material over the years.

    Links to the following papers here:

    • Mind Control: The Ultimate Brave New World by Dr. Nick Begich
    • US Electromagnetic Weapons and Human Rights - by Peter Phillips, Lew Brown and Bridget Thornton
    • Advanced Neural Implants and Control - DARPA.
    • Soviet and Czechoslovakian Parapsychology Research - Defense Intelligence Agency
    • Paraphysics R & D Warsaw Pact - Defense Intelligence Agency
    • Controlled Offensive Behavior - USSR Defense Intelligence Agency
    • Science & Technology for New DoD Capabilities
    • Interactive Neuronal and Nanoelectronic/photonic Circuits
    • Darpatech 2002 Symposium - Transforming Fantasy
    • Synthetic Telepathy and the Early Mind Wars by Richard Alan Miller
    • USSR Hypnosis at a Distance Defense Intelligence Agency
    • DEPARTMENT OF THE NAVY ~ OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY SECNAVINST 3900.39D HUMAN RESEARCH PROTECTION PROGRAM

    I'll add The Battle for Your Mind to the list.

  76. Re:No... not buying this at all by silanea · · Score: 1

    Might be a politician, or an analyst. They both have managed to make a living out of it.

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  77. Religion... the ultimate mind wipe by snowblind · · Score: 1

    How else can you be trained so thoroughly to ignore evidence right before eyes? It's the thing science fiction writers have dreamt about and the Catholic church has perfected in their indoctrination rituals. So complete is the brainwashing that people are willing to hand over their very last penny to an elected official wearing custom made Italian shoes, a pointy hat and living in a great white palace.

    `Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous,' he told the meeting. `If a man really wanted to make a million dollars, the best way to do it would be start his own religion.'
                                                                                                                                        - L. Ron Hubbard

    "But I have always thought there might be a lot of cash in starting a new religion...".
                                                                                                                                        - George Orwell

  78. ...so we really are a virus by oneiron · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure we can take care of the machines, but I really hope the immune system isn't watching.

  79. Re:No... not buying this at all by Vestin · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You speak very authoritatively about something that you surely don't know for certain.

    Don't we all ? Besides - if there is anything I am certain of, it is that I have a mind/soul. When I post here - it's a choice made by me and I am aware of it happening.
    I only ASSUME that other people MIGHT also have minds. There is no way I can verify that. Just like there is no way to prove that there even exists a physical world that I cannot reduce to things I experience (let alone the assumption that there is a world 1* that I don't experience at the moment 2* that I have never experienced 3* that I can't experience). Perhaps it's just me and a world put before my mind's eyes. Who knows ?

    You know what ? Call me crazy but there was some kind of a mental splinter in my mind since I was about four years old. I was told that the world I live in is deterministic, yet there was SOMETHING that I could NEVER reduce to chemical reactions and laws of thermodynamics. Of course, for the longest time, I wasn't even able to express it properly (and it's difficult to get answers when you don't know what the question is). Now I know.

    Why are you yourself ? Why are you self-aware ?
    If there is a thing we call "gravity" it works the same way everywhere at any time. To different degrees but in exactly the same way. Why the hell am I only experiencing things from a single perspective ? Why is there only a single body I control ?
    Death is when my consciousness is extinguished - if I were only a machine, I wouldn't have ever existed at all.

  80. Re:Encryption ....Piece of Mind by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Peace of Mind. Now, if they get into our minds, they'll in-load "Vysyooalyze whyrled peaz", and we'll become the living pea-brains.

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  81. It has existed for millennia by orkysoft · · Score: 1

    It makes people believe absurdities, and commit atrocities.

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  82. A book to read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    C.S. Friedman's "This Alien Shore"

    So full of intriguing ideas it should be criminal.

    Not exactly the most optimistic view of our future, either, though. Then again, it's about humans.

  83. Re:No... not buying this at all by Vestin · · Score: 1

    I am not saying people can't have souls, I am just saying the soul doesn't control our body.

    What the hell does it do, then ? Play checkers in heaven ;) ?

    If the soul was all that mattered, then if we smacked our head really hard and our brain was damaged, it would have no effect on our behavior. But we know that people with brain damage are severely impaired both physically and mentally. So if you can disrupt the impulses in the brain you could shut down a human. If you can control the impulses, you can control the human.

    Let me use the computer analogy again - if your own one that is far from being modern there are some apps it will run poorly and some that it will not even run at all. While this limits the possibilities, it doesn't change the fact that you choose what it WILL do out of what it CAN do.
    In short - a body is a tool you use. Some parts you can repair easily, for others it's not possible at this point.

  84. Re:No... not buying this at all by Fallen+Seraph · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ummm, no, it really doesn't. Even if we do have a "soul," it has no known effect on how our bodies function. There are, however, records of people's personalities and memories having changed due to brain trauma and chemical alteration. Additionally, the "soul" has nothing to do with your body's motor control. We KNOW that electrical impulses control our limbs, we can trigger them, it's how a defibrillator works.

    So exactly what part of this would the "soul" prevent from taking place?

  85. Re:No... not buying this at all by Vestin · · Score: 1

    If you have soul you've already been hacked. By God.

    My soul and God are on the opposite sides of the epistemic spectrum. That is - there is no way I can deny that I have a mind/soul, but there is absolutely no reason for me to assume that there is a God (in the colloquial meaning). God is as close to a round square as it gets.
    There ARE some ways to make the existence of a God remotely possible, but all of them require people to dismiss the naive images (of "devils with pitchforks", as I like to simplify it) most people have...

  86. Re:No... not buying this at all by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

    If I could answer that... well, I wouldn't be on /. I don't know, honestly. I know about the sources and case studies you're referencing. And I can't refute them, it's known fact. I do have sources I could introduce that I could use to argue my opinion but 1) I have no conclusive evidence, only very compelling circumstantial evidence and 2) this is /. - only conclusive evidence is accepted and even then it's debated :-). I suspect that I'm going to end this with a lesson learned: always think first before typing.

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  87. Stop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...an attacker could hijack the device and take over the robotic limb." Stop hitting yourself! I said stop! Oh wait, you can't.

  88. Re:No... not buying this at all by zoips · · Score: 0

    I disagree. Fortunately, since you don't have any proof beyond "I feel" I can smirk my way out of here.

  89. That would be the BIG problem referenced by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

    And those would be the BIG problems I mentioned. If it turned out that we did have souls, then what would happen next? What would stop someone from trying to figure out how to hack it, control it, etc? Or my personal favorite: if we have souls, then what created them? And are there more out there? Does that mean that something like Cthlulu exists? Or Satan? Or God? The soul question opens up a whole realm of ugly - it's a lot easier/simpler to believe we're machines because the implications of being powered by an immortal spark of energy that defies the laws of thermodynamics are really, really big. And scary.

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    1. Re:That would be the BIG problem referenced by dudpixel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Its similar to the question of "what is life?". Just making blood pump through a dead animal does not make it come alive. What exists in our brain to make us "conscious".? Its more than just logic and machine-like things. Its more than just a complex programmable organ.

      We have the ability to "learn" and we have the ability to question ourselves, etc. We also have something that even animals do not - the ability to think "morally". We have "free will". And we have an imagination.

      Exploring the brain will not uncover the secret to life. The brain is just an organ, like any other. Sure its more complex, but just having a brain and pumping blood through it does not create life.

      Its a very good question. However I do not find the possibility of a God scary. That option is actually a LOT more comforting than if there isn't one. If we're fully responsible for our own destiny, then THAT is scary.

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    2. Re:That would be the BIG problem referenced by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      All this is the typical slashdot approach to religion (if there's really such a thing as typical at all among such diverse posters). People discuss having souls as some sort of separate appendage, rather than being souls. They assume that the soul is supernatural and then turn the word supernatural into unnatural without noticing that they are doing it. And then the smarter ones (like you, nothing personal) point out some of the logical consequences. Yes, you're quite correct, the implications of their being souls simply couldn't avoid being really, really big, making many other things more complex, and being scary. But is it at all reasonable to believe that hypothetical souls would be energy? Does it make sense to think God would make souls and they would operate by rules that conflict with the rules 'He' makes for the natural universe? (Cthulhu might, but he's a wild and crazy guy).
            You're offering some good reasons why the kind of 'God' that would make this universe, and then make souls in particular ways that don't fit the rest of the system, would make no sense, but it's not real practical to generalize that idea to 'souls' or 'God' in general making no sense.
            I don't follow how there's a problem with someone trying to hack the soul if it exists though. In that context, a soul sounds more like a defense against someone hacking our neuroanatomy. If we're bound by the same deterministic laws that govern the macroverse, and we can only hope for a little quantum weirdness underlying that, we are hackable to our ultimate depth. A QM style 'soul' won't save us from that particular fate. What would stop someone from trying to hack the soul itself? Nothing stops people from trying, but it would at least be harder than succeeding at hacking a materialist model brain based personality, if that's all there is.

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    3. Re:That would be the BIG problem referenced by muridae · · Score: 1

      I don't agree that the presence of some unexplained soul would cause any big questions. A soul would not have to be religious in nature. Consider it as the firmware of the brain. Maybe it's inherited, or develops from the mother during very early fetal development.

      The reason science tends to discount the possibility of neural firmware is that, so far, no evidence has been found for it. One would expect any firmware analogue to take over on a complete reset, like complete amnesia. However, that is not what is always seen. Somewhere around 10% of people with a minor concussion suffer from personality changes, sometimes major ones. This would be the ideal place for firmware, either evolved or designed, to provide a reset or some instructions to prevent a person from suddenly feeling even more invincible than they did before the injury.

      Nothing about a soul would instantly provide some hole in thermodynamics, any more than computer code staying on a flash drive proves entropy to be wrong. And of course there will be some 'code' running in the brain all the time, whether we call that a soul or not is semantics. Memories get moved from short term to long term in pretty predictable manners, so there is at least the equivalent of interrupts. The nice thing about us being biological machines is that we have an outside energy source, food, that allows for local phenomenon that run contrary to entropy. Maybe those stem cells that just know how to become bone/muscle/nerve cells also contain the basic start-up 'code' that eventually becomes the 'soul' we find.

      I don't find the process scary, at all. The more we find out the more fascinating it becomes. And I'll still be first in line for a neural access computer jack when one is developed.

    4. Re:That would be the BIG problem referenced by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      Nothing about a soul would instantly provide some hole in thermodynamics,

      I believe the concept of a soul is implied in the second law of thermodynamics. It's the sum of effects of your existence, which is irreversible and _unique_. Of course, it'll also become lost in the threshold of detectability, but that's mostly a flaw of technology, which shouldn't be a concern to any entity that claims omnipotence.

    5. Re:That would be the BIG problem referenced by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

      Artifakt, you've given me a lot to chew on. Thank you! I'm going to have to mull over the questions you raised... preferably over some good cold tequila.

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  90. Mandatory "I for one" comment by Hamoohead · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our "making the guy with a prosthesis next to you jack off" overlords.

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    "If your parents never had children, chances are you wonât either." -Dick Cavett
  91. sounds like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this sounds like http://phrack.org/phr4ck [phr4ck megazine] hack your brain...

  92. I thought what I'd do was by marm · · Score: 1

    I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. Ho ho ho.

  93. Re:No... not buying this at all by maxume · · Score: 1

    There is a fair chance that you will be greatly disappointed at some moment in the next 30 years or so.

    --
    Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
  94. How would you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That this hasn't already happened to you?

    Every little mosquito is just coming to inject you with more 'truth' serum so your mind is easier to control and your memory is easier to modify.

    See, you forgot that, didn't you.

  95. Strange, Brain Hackers Already Here... by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Bad Guys In Columbia use a plant called the "Scopola".

    Brain Hacking 101:
    1. Take the root,
    2. dry it out,
    3. grind it into powder,
    4. blow powder into face of victim.
    5. take victim to their ATM.
    6. victim drains account as required.
    7. !!! Profit !!!
    8. victim then wonders around till effects wear off.

  96. Re:No... not buying this at all by zoips · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I find it interesting that you are so easily able to deny that something could not possibly be self-aware without a soul. Do you have any proof, any at all beyond hopes and dreams? Many modern philosophic theories of consciousness eliminate the necessity of the Cartesian theatre (I find Dennet's pretty compelling), and many experiments bear out a reality that would be quite bizarre if an external entity such as a soul really drove us.

    As long as we are talking of merely feelings with no basis, I find no evidence to dissuade me that I am anything more than a meat machine with some clever biological and memetic tricks. I see no reason to increase the complexity of the system by necessitating that we have such (odd at least it seems to us) advanced biological machinery that is our brain with such complex parallel behaviour and yet it exists without purpose or meaning because it does nothing. Because requiring the existence of the soul which drives us means the brain is nothing, it serves no purpose. Why do you have it? Why does our body expend so much resources keeping it functioning? Our pure autonomic functions can be handled by the cerebellum and the spinal cord (and probably far less), the rest of it is totally meaningless.

    Combine this with the fact that our brains share so many similarities with many of the animals around us, yet oddly (at least inasmuch as many humans find it necessary to place themselves on a higher pedestal than everything else around us) they have no soul, ought to make one stop and ponder again why one insists on declaring we have a soul and that is who we are and not the biological machine. Do elephants have souls? They are self aware, they recognise themselves in mirrors. Or do you subscribe to a school of thought where it would be impossible to say an elephant is self-aware yet will deny solipsism in the same breath?

  97. obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insert "Snow Crash" and "Feed" novel references here.

  98. Re:No... not buying this at all by Cstryon · · Score: 1

    Sorry Data, you're just a bunch of pieces pushing one against another. If it weren't for his emotion chip, he might be ok with this.

    --
    Indoctrinate : to instruct especially in fundamentals or rudiments Educate : to develop mentally, morally, or aestheti
  99. Re:No... not buying this at all by zoips · · Score: 1

    I want to precede this with that I am not purposefully following you around this thread, it's just that as I read it I keep saying your name saying things I find puzzling.

    That said, your analogy fails because there is no difference between computer hardware and computer software. Any software program can be converted completely to hardware and execute purely in hardware (see FPGA). At the other end any piece of hardware can be emulated in software. The brain and the soul are not analogous to computers in this sense, no matter how much hand waving and equivocating is done.

  100. Re:No... not buying this at all by Vestin · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I disagree. Fortunately, since you don't have any proof beyond "I feel" I can smirk my way out of here.

    You want proof ? Stop for a moment and focus on your mind. You'll feel as if a mirror was to reflect itself. Choose to think about something and then realize that you are conscious of yourself thinking it. Perform an action and see that you both controlled it and received the feedback.
    If you're still not convinced - imagine two bodies doing the same thing. One of them is aware of doing it, while the other is simply a machine that is performing the said actions as a part of its program. What is the difference between the two ? It's that "you" could only be one of them - the one that is conscious. Otherwise - there would be no "you" (no person/mind/soul) to speak of.
    The funny thing is - both bodies would act exactly the same on the outside. You have no way of determining which is conscious. Yet - you can be SURE that YOU are.

    Reducing our minds to our brains is ridiculous. Reducing our minds to the ACTIVITY of our brains is even more absurd (as I like to put it: "it's like mistaking the blinking of a LED with the activity of a hard drive"). If it was possible to prove that our consciousness has a cause and is deterministic in a rigid way - it would be an epiphenomena. It would be like watching a film while being lied to that everything we see is caused by us. At this point - you have to ask yourself: what's the point ? There is no way this could help the Almighty Evolution. Acting AS IF having a mind does. Being AWARE of one's actions doesn't help a bit.

  101. Re:No... not buying this at all by Cstryon · · Score: 1

    Apply this also to football. I got my uniform, and all the gear, but if I am missing my helmet (Brain Damage) or shoulder pads ( Oh I don't know, bad shoulders?) or if I don't have knee pads (Bad legs), then playing the game (Life) can have it's challenges, but my team mates (Other people) can still cover me, or let me use some spare gear, and I will just have to learn how to play the game my way, with my own challenges. Or my team mates could just Not toss me the ball, or put me on the bench. SO in this case, the player (Me) is the soul. When I leave the game I will still be the same guy that was playing football, I just won't be wearing the gear. (Assuming there is a soul.)

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    Indoctrinate : to instruct especially in fundamentals or rudiments Educate : to develop mentally, morally, or aestheti
  102. Paycheck by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they will be able to tag memories from a certain time onward ala Paycheck. Maybe give a drug that binds harmlessly to all previously stored memories, but also protects those from the wipe...

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  103. Re:No... not buying this at all by brkello · · Score: 1

    I think a lot of people are going to be in for a surprise when they die. If a soul even exists, it has to be separate from the brain. Your analogy doesn't work. If I smack my head, I can lose my memory. It has nothing to do with me whacking my soul too hard. Therefor, when we die, we probably won't have any memories of this life since that is all stored in the brain. If there is a soul, it is probably just an essence of us. Something completely inhuman. If you think after we die we all have our bodies and are hanging out with family and friends on clouds...I just can't see it happening. The brain has scientific, well documented the features. The soul is probably just a story or it is something beyond human comprehension.

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  104. Nothing New Here.... by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 1

    Hacking the braing has nothing of a novelty. Indeed, it's a common practice and have been used for decades with excelent results.
    The only twist is that we do not call it brain hack. As scientists, we feel it too much a bit on the sensationalistic side of the fense.
    Indeed, we use the widely academical-safe terms:

    -Mass Media
    -Advertising
    -Propaganda

    And with *Paranoia*(TM) we can even get people to do the job of getting info from their neighbour's mind and fetch us the results. But Paranoia(TM)is currently more being sold at our Federal Systems Division. Our busines customers user prefer tracking their subjects emails and search results.

    Prof Dr. DooNooEvil, PhD
    Researcher with a Larry Brin Fellowship at MIT
    Distinguished Senior Scientist
    Google Inc.
    Also Serving as Chair Member of several of Your Favourites Friendly Media Monsters.

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    Your ad could be here!
  105. Re:No... not buying this at all by zoips · · Score: 1

    as I like to put it: "it's like mistaking the blinking of a LED with the activity of a hard drive.

    It's like mistaking the lack of knowledge pertaining as to how a program executes to mean that there is then something existential and magical about it.

    It's that "you" could only be one of them - the one that is conscious. Otherwise - there would be no "you" (no person/mind/soul) to speak of.

    I am me, the sum of my function and experiences. Destroy or change either or both, I am no longer me. I am someone else. Maybe I've shifted only slightly (minor hiccup between the brain in the jar and the automaton executing in the field and supplying the data), but I am still no longer the same person, if I ever truly was.

    I suppose that we can both agree to a certain extent that I find no issue with believing I am "me" if my function and experience executes on a different hardware platform. However, I will not then deny that my original hardware and function and experience, if it is still executing, is now also "me", though certainly not the "me" that is executing on the new platform. Both are still persons if they continue to function as persons. Of course, I am also willing to extend this ad infinitum: all copies are "me" and persons.

    I don't buy into the difference between a conscious person and a zombie. If a person behaves like a person, it's a person as far as I am concerned, at least until we can prove that it isn't a person. Funny, I also like duck-typed languages.

    The real difference between us? I have no idea if any of what makes sense to me is true because there isn't much in the way of supporting evidence yet. So while what you say is "truth" what I say is merely amusing conjecture.

  106. Re:No... not buying this at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know the funny thing about the placebo effect is that you will never be anything but a meat machine with some clever tricks. Thats the universe for ya...

  107. GITS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dunno if anyone else has posted this but.
    Ghost. In. The. Shell.

  108. I see the bright side: by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    Finally my own army of zombies, to take over the world!

    Now all I need is a white cat and an iron glove. *MUHAHAHAHAAAA*

    --
    Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
  109. Future Husband Excuse... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Funny

    But honey, it wasn't really me! Someone hacked into my brain and *MADE* me do that!

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    My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
  110. Brain hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GHOST HACK GHOST HACK

    Who are you? Who slips into my robot body and whispers to my ghost?

  111. School yard bullies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *punches own head with robotic arm*

    "You're doin' it to yourself man!"

  112. Voicebox Tapping by meridian · · Score: 1

    I think it is possible that one of the first "brain hacking" technologies will actually be to do with the voicebox as this will likely be simpler than working out different peoples brain structures.
    Everyones voicebox works essentially the same and when thinking words signals are sent to the voicebox that are the same as but not as strong as the sigtnals used to cause speech.
    Nasa already have this working for astronauts for speechless communication in space. See here
    I think technologies to be able to monitor human thought to be quite scarey and quite useful at the same time. A device that could be placed inside someones throat and self powered somehow may be a deffinate big brother style thing, but it would be great to see this used for good purposes such as monitoring what politicians think when creating laws in parliment.
    It just depends on the application.

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    meridian at tha.net
  113. Empty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, there's not much going on inside my brain.

  114. Re:No... not buying this at all by Artifakt · · Score: 1

    I suspect your request for proof is made impossible by your own definitions.
    Let's look at your experience, if you are a typical human-like being. You can't say that 100% of your experience points to there being a shared, objective, external reality we share.
              Nor can I. I'm assuming you're really there, at the other end of what I write, but the proof is definitely not based on all my experiences. My dreams don't prove reality exists. I can't deduce reality from the times I have been mistaken, or fooled by an illusion, even a simple optical one. My memory tells me that I have sometimes misremembered things in the past. Some of my experience suggests an external, objective reality. Some of that suggests there are other humans who share some perception of that same reality. But certainly not 100%.
            On the other hand, I have never once been aware of something I was not aware of. 100% of my experience points to my being something which experiences. I've never not been aware of being a self, not once. Maybe there are times I wasn't aware, but if so, I wasn't I at those times, so I really can't say. I have more evidence for my existence as an awareness than I do for the outside universe, and at least somewhat more evidence for the outside universe than I do that you share some apprehension of it with me. If I'm right about my strong suspicion that there's an external reality and if I have a pretty good grasp of some of its details, you should be able to make the same claims.
            So how do I prove anything about the thing I am 100% aware of, using only the portion of my evidence we may share, when that portion is less certain than the thing you are asking me to prove with it. If my experience of an unpersonal, objective, external universe that exists even when I am not aware of it, even when no one else is aware of it either, were solid as bedrock, then I might be able to reason logically from it to my equal reality as a subject, but it's simply not. The thing I'm being asked to prove is already more reliable than the weakest links of the chain of reason I would have to logically use.

          Oh, and yes Elephants have souls, as do Chimps and at least some Gorillas. By your definition. Now does my little white cat have Buddha nature?

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    Who is John Cabal?
  115. Surrogates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    actually this article reminded me of a movie i saw a trailer for a while ago, Surrogates. think it had bruce willis. anyway for those who don't know about it its about a world where everyone lives thier lives through prosthetic bodies, ran from thier home.

  116. Re:No... not buying this at all by ins0m · · Score: 1

    Now does my little white cat have Buddha nature?

    Nope. And for the same reasons we don't.

    IANA AI researcher (but I did focus my major on it, and I slept in a Holiday Inn Express). You can reasonably emulate a child's mind with a Kohonen network. We're born with innate traits (instinct) that can be overridden with experience (readjustments of the path-weight values on the graph). If you consider every opinion you've had to be a directed acyclic graph that feeds its end output to a minimum spanning tree of "results vs. consequences," you soon see that you are the sum total of every experience you've had adding into the final decision you make.

    Take each opinion you have, feed it into a luckiewicz logic machine, find the tangent and appropriate weights from the baseline. Whichever's greater is ultimately the answer to your binary question.

    We're all born with innate desires to survive and propagate, but it's our experiences that shape us, and as we get older and more critical, new experiences affect our opinions less and less outside of a traumatic experience. The more inputs we have been through, the less new experiences can shift our perspective. That's why an 8-year-old can accept that there is no Santa, but a 30+-year-old can't accept there is no Jesus, when both claims are on equal footing in the fiction department.

    When CogSci and CompSci truly meet will be the death of philosophy. The only thing keeping the supernatural alive is that we don't understand our own organic computers the same way we understand our silicon counterparts.

    --
    Never attribute to Hanlon that which can be adequately attributed to Heinlein.
  117. The Laughing Man Incident by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    "I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes."

    --
    Tsukasa: All I really want, is to be left alone...
  118. Re:No... not buying this at all by zoips · · Score: 1

    So anything that is self-aware has a soul? What happens if we genetically engineer a breed of cats that are self-aware. Do they suddenly gain a soul? Why didn't they have one before? Where did their souls suddenly come from?

    I'm personally at a loss to answer that question without resorting to the supernatural. Therefore it seems vastly more likely that the cats are self-aware and do not have a soul. So why then are the cats capable of being self-aware and have no soul but we as humans are self-aware and must have a soul in order to be self-aware? Perhaps the genetically engineered lines of cats is superior to us in some manner? Or more likely we never had souls to begin with, and neither do the cats. Souls then do nothing: they do not make something self-aware, they do not drive thought and behaviour. So why would humans have souls if souls serve no purpose?

    Oh, and yes Elephants have souls, as do Chimps and at least some Gorillas. By your definition.

    Not my definition, it was Vestins.

  119. Re:No... not buying this at all by zoloto · · Score: 1

    how about this: (I use the definition that a spirit and body combined equals the soul of a being)

    the spirit is both limited (due to the human body's imperfections) and enhanced (without a body the spirit couldn't do what the combination does).

    So if there's a chemical imbalance or physical damage, the spirit is in a sense crippled and limited in its ability to function with the body.

    I'm not saying developing an AI that has its own man given intelligence doesn't have a "soul" of its own. After all, who are we as lesser life forms of any Gods to judge what is an isn't intelligence, even at our own hands?

  120. Re:No... not buying this at all by quadrox · · Score: 1

    You are only thinking all this because of ignorance. If you had read a couple of books about psychology, artificial life, evolution etc. you wouldn't cling so much to your belief in magic and fairy tales (which is what it would seem like to you after having read these books).

    I'm at work right now and don't have time to come up with a proper list, but I'm sure you'll find something if you really try.

    Mind you I can't prove you wrong, but I find other explanations far more likely than yours with having a "soul" whatever that actually is.

  121. Re:No... not buying this at all by muridae · · Score: 1

    To counter, I have looked at my own thought processes and found no trace of free will. If I 'choose' to perform some task, did I choose it or is that just the illusion that the brain provides? Sure, I could then turn around and do the opposite, but that could still be the chemical response of brain cells. Nothing you are presenting is proof of the argument you are making.

    I could also argue that brain/body are the hardware, the software running the brain, semantically a 'soul' but without any comment on divine or natural origin, and the world of experience is input. What makes the 'soul'? Could be divine, could be genetic or learned from bootstrap code in genetics. What causes free-will or even random thoughts? I am partial to the fact that individual photons and electrons are bound by QM, and the brain operates on a combination of electrical and chemical responses. I'm not going to jump off the deep end of 'the quantum brain' since I don't think it would affect whole neurons, but just cause enough noise to act as the brain's built in RNG. Viola, I can make up just as much stuff and claim that it is proof the divine soul does not exist. Only, I'll admit to making it up.

  122. Sensational titles FTL by tmkn · · Score: 0

    We already have a way to wipe peoples brain. Remember guns? In some parts of the world, any adult can own an instant mind-wiping device. Some countries also posess weaponry that can wipe any existence of a city. People suddenly forgot that we are able to nuke the whole planet of ours out of life at any time?

  123. Re:No... not buying this at all by dublindan · · Score: 1

    I don't think it matters. This is "hacking" the biological aspects of the brain/body/implants, nothing to do with the soul, if it exists.

    My housemate just came back from the Berlin BCI Workshop and he informs me that BCI has made some huge advancements. I don't think it will be long before this stuff is real. They already have monkeys remote controlling robots with their brains, are already able to extract images from brain readings and are already able to detect stimuli with good accuracy (my housemates own p300 and other reaction detection algorithm is approx. 94% accurate; I've seen it!) so I reckon give it maybe five to ten years and BCI will be fairly common.

  124. Re:No... not buying this at all by dublindan · · Score: 1

    I agree with most of what you said, but do have a few comments:

    I know that I'm me and I agree that this sense of self is a product of my function and experience. But since I'm (and I assume everyone else is too) aware (that is, my my function and experience contain references to itself and the environment around me), then this poses a small problem: if I duplicate my function on different hardware (another body), will this merge into my current function? Logically, no, there would now exist two instances of the one function and unless both are subject to the exact same external forces, the experiences would quickly diverge - meaning there are now two different people with two separate awarenesses. Since my original awareness exists separately from the new one, then that is not me.
    For this reason, I do not believe that the immortality depicted in some science fiction (cloned body with memories implanted, which I believe could potentially be possible in the distant future) would ever actually work - because that clone is not me, that clone has its own sense of "self", I'll still die when my original body dies, theres just someone else alive with the same memories and mannerisms as me, but its not me, its a copy.

    Continuing on this train of thought, it makes sense, to me, that by limiting the function (perhaps by restricting its inputs or by removing it altogether) that you can end up with Zombie bodies. I'm too tired to think about what implications this may or may not have, however.

  125. Re:No... not buying this at all by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    I don't see any way how you having a soal should keep hackers from hacking the prosthetics attached to your body. After all, the prosthetics are nothing but machines; we know that because we build them.

    About the mind-wiping: The memory clearly is saved in the brain, not in the soul, or otherwise it could not be affected e.g. by drugs (unless the soul can be affected that way, too, but then the hackers could affect your soul as well). But even if the memory were stored in the soul, and could not be affected, it wouldn't really help you, because all it would mean is that you'd helplessly watch how someone else controls your body.

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    The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  126. symantec pulls a new threat from their white-hats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I call bullshit; is this some new scare tactic from white-hats and the "security" software industry?

    whats next? threat levels on symantec's site as relating to your brain?

    great just what we needed, more fear mongering!

    also "hackers next target" ? id say, if anything, "police/government next target"...

    fear mongering articles earn no respect

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  127. Re:No... not buying this at all by dublindan · · Score: 1

    I would say it means that the software (the thought processes) has BSOD'd and the user (the soul) is temporarily locked out. After a quick reboot, the soul is back in control and you wake up, or whatever. The biggest mistake God ever made was to allow Microsoft to make our Operating System.. I'm sure most of our personality and mental disorders are really just driver bugs...

  128. A certain article... by g34rs · · Score: 1

    A certain article comes to mind...

    ...hmmm where did I place it? Ah! Here it is!
    http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/03/12/1232206

  129. Life imitating art ... again by Gonzo_Warrior · · Score: 1

    Anyone here read "Synners" by Pat Cadigan? Remember: It's only impossible in the real world!

  130. Re:No... not buying this at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All that rant means is im just as likely to have cigarette smoking monkey with a cockney accent, permanently sitting on my shoulder, as I do a soul.

    No i can't prove that I don't have both - but i have no reason to believe in either.

  131. Unreal Torunament 2090 the abridged series by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    I've beaten you at a children's video game. Now you will pay!

    MIND CRUSH!

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    It's been a long time.
  132. Great by DanJ_UK · · Score: 1

    So, people wearing tinfoil hats have been right all along. I'll just have to start encrypted thinking.

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    - Dan
    1. Re:Great by DanJ_UK · · Score: 1

      Actually, what would be the best two-way encryption to think in?

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      - Dan
  133. Re:No... not buying this at all by maxume · · Score: 1

    Given sufficient fidelity of the copy, would you rather have a copy of you continue, or not?

    If you would like the copy to continue, you are mostly playing semantic games (i.e., whether it is worthy of the label 'Immortality' isn't particularly relevant).

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    Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
  134. Re:No... not buying this at all by Vestin · · Score: 1

    You are only thinking all this because of ignorance. If you had read a couple of books about psychology, artificial life, evolution etc. you wouldn't cling so much to your belief in magic and fairy tales (which is what it would seem like to you after having read these books).

    I have read a LOT about what a person is, although - mostly from the wonderful period of time when psychology was a part of philosophy and true to its name (it dealt with the "psyche", the soul). I've also had half a year of "Psychology 101 for philosophers" and half a year of "philosophycal problems in biology", where I was forced to read modern, empirically-focused text on a regular basis.
    So - yeah. Psychology is not major, but I'm no ignorant either.
    I was trying not to disrupt the discussion, yet at some point it became apparent that in most cases modern psychology can "explain" everything, yet predict next to nothing. Better yet - in most cases both action A and action ~A were considered rational, while different theories were applied to explain why. While it doesn't prove anything straight off the bat, it was sometimes hilarious to observe.

    For your own amusement: we were to read a part of Geoffrey Miller's "The Mating Mind" (one of those wonderful books that might render the reader asexual if taken seriously), where he reminds the readers that the stereotype of "Man: the Hunter" had been proven wrong quite some time ago in the book "Woman: the Gatherer". Basically - in those wonderful, primitive times, men WERE hunting, yet most of the time they were NOT successful at it. To top it all up - they were hunting huge beasts, where their chances were minimal, while women were hunting bunnies and gathering food. Not only hadn't men provide the basic form of nutrition - a successful hunt was split among everyone in the group/tribe, so we can't even say that women traded sex for meat. In short - "hunting" was a prehistorical form of SPORT, entertainment. To further add insult to the injury - Miller claims that not only did women not find it irritating that they were the ones to gather food, hunt, take care of the kids, saw clothes, etc; they actually were attracted to those lazy bastards that were successful. At this point it's twisted, but conceivable, as we MAY find an evolutionary use for such behavior (despite of the fact that man taking less risks would provide a steadier "income"). What stunned me was the conclusion, that "this is why women find succesful sportsmen so attractive". They DO ? Really ?
    My first thought was that there are very few people into sports (actively, at least) and those that are aren't exactly perceived as SO much more attractive (I know I can't back up this claim - but bear with me). Then, in a flash of understanding, one question came to my mind: is Miller American ? Why, YES, he sure is. And that explains a LOT, because I've heard a lot about how Americans treat sport (I sure you know this better than I do) - cheerleaders, high school baseball teams, etc. The problem is - it's NOT a universal behavior. It's culturally-dependent. I'd venture a guess that in Europe most sport fans are male and women... don't really care.

    Of course - we could also discuss how poets, spiritual leaders, rich guys and men with power are found attractive by women, which leads to the conclusion that the Pope is the hottest hunk on the planet... but that's a lot more likely ;).

    The point is - while physicists try to form laws (like gravity) that are universal and explain the world, empirical psychologists try to do the same with human behavior... and fail miserably, because for every "rule" they create there are hilariously counterintuitive cases. They mostly deal with this, saying that people who act differently are "insane". While this is a safe move, in the long run it suggests that the world's going more and more crazy.
    Then again - I spoke a while ago with a

  135. Research Freud by Maarek+Stele · · Score: 1

    in other words, Freudian Slip.

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    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss
  136. Re:No... not buying this at all by Nathrael · · Score: 1

    Soul: "Music genre originating in the United States combining elements of gospel music with blues".

    There you go.

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    A good education is a bit like a STD - it makes you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and gives you a desire to spread it.
  137. Re:No... not buying this at all by Vestin · · Score: 1

    Given sufficient fidelity of the copy, would you rather have a copy of you continue, or not?

    If you would like the copy to continue, you are mostly playing semantic games (i.e., whether it is worthy of the label 'Immortality' isn't particularly relevant).

    Not really. It's like a difference between reincarnation and having a clone. In the first case - it's you and you live on. In the second - it looks the same but has a mind of it's own.
    Although - I know why you're too blind to see the difference. I also find it hilarious that you admit you don't care if you're dead (i.e: mind-less) or alive as long as your body remains intact and does some things...

    At this point, I'd like to point it out explicitly: there is a difference between phenomenological and functional consciousness. The first one is the one you experience on daily basis, no matter how much you'd like to be a zombie.
    Also - remember that correlation =/= causality. If certain states of the brain occur with certain states of the mind, either can be the cause, as well as we might have a third thing (for example: will) that can be the cause of both or one (with the other being affected by the former).

    You might also want to consider the famous "Black and White Mary" example.

  138. Re:No... not buying this at all by Vestin · · Score: 1

    There is a fair chance that you will be greatly disappointed at some moment in the next 30 years or so.

    Not really. There ARE some bright minds at my university and I doubt all of them would say that "my strong sense of independence and free will are good forms of adaptation" (especially - seeing how well such intuitions allow me to adapt to the rest of the society ;)). After all - if there are people with the audacity to put everything they've learned to doubt, they are most likely studying philosophy. The rest of the world seems to be mostly brainwashed (as much as I hate the term) either by religion or science. I honestly don't know what's worse...

  139. Re:No... not buying this at all by maxume · · Score: 1

    I am me and he is he, but we were me. That we cannot both continue to be me doesn't require that we both have souls, it is a natural product of our divergent experiences.

    And I'm not sure why you are insisting that phenomenological consciousness requires an external component, for example, everything in your link is well explained by a person being the unique sum of their function and experience (there is no need to separate the user from the experience, which is where you started).

    From what I can tell, you are willing to argue forever that you have a soul, because it makes a bunch of interesting philosophical questions more comfortable. On the other hand, there is some chance that we are in violent agreement, with you simply insisting on using a loaded word.

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  140. Re:No... not buying this at all by maxume · · Score: 1

    My thinking was more that the edifice of reason you have built around this is going to be smashed by reality. It is unlikely you are really detached enough from that edifice to completely escape disappointment.

    Philosophy is interesting. You talk about putting everything learned to doubt; to a large extent, this is an interesting exercise in thinking, but not particularly productive (for instance, the ground is there, it is independent of your belief in it; sure, pondering the relationship between your belief and the ground is interesting, but only to you, the ground isn't worried about what you believe).

    So philosophy, which is a tool we reach for when faced with the intractable (to learn about something we first have to decide what we want to learn, and then we have to decide how we should learn that, and so on, thinking about thinking), has been turned onto the highly tractable and made into a game. The results of that game are interesting, but they are not hugely consequential (which is why things like existentialism are so silly).

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  141. Nice by xmvince · · Score: 1

    Just make the logging very verbose so that hackers can be picked up and make the penalty for hacking devices that have to do with nuero shit super high like 10 years in jail.

  142. Re:No... not buying this at all by brkello · · Score: 1

    You can define it however you want, but you don't have any facts to back up your theory. If there is a soul, it has little to do with our intelligence or motor coordination. We know this because we can see the effects when someone damages their brain. It really isn't that complicated.

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