A lot of Durex's higher end stuff doesn't smell at all.
they distract from the spontenaity of the moment,
If you're partner is willing, you can make it a part of the moment. No loss.
they decrease sensitivity,
While this is true, the good, thin and reliable latex condoms don't mitigate it by that much. From what I've heard, polyurethane condoms are an excellent alternative with CRAZY sensitivity, but it's a bit risky considering that its effectiveness is not as "guaranteed" as latex condoms.
they're never handy at the moment you want them,
Ever trying putting it in your wallet or a cool place? If you're girlfriend's a long-term, have you considered leaving a set at her place?
they're disgusting to take off,
Subjective.
they're awkward to dispose of.
Also subjective.
Despite that they're a good trade when weighed against the possibility of 18 years of child support, or your penis turning green and falling off.
Apologies for not including this in the previous reply, but have you also tried different condoms? I had the same problem for a LONG time, but between switching to Durex Pleasuremax (?) condoms, masterbating with condoms and (excuse my tongue) REALLY FUCKING GOOD SEX, that problem was solved.
See, there's this thing called "common sense" that kind of tells you that the chances of the thief being someone who's desperate enough to steal an iPhone in a public location might not be so hot.
Having been in these situations before, I can say that they're pretty damn lucky they dealt with a total n00b. If anything, what would have been safer would have been to let the police coordinate with them to really get the guy, since they knew what he looked like and could prove that he indeed stole the item.
OP got really lucky this time. I'm *really* glad that he got his phone back, as that's a rare occurrence with high-tech toys in a big city, but even a half-witted thief would have at least turned the phone OFF.
Most thieves usually flip stolen goods anyway, so they would have no reason to use it until it times to clean it up and sell it.
I know that you were trying to be funny, but ever since the hullabaloo over the "Erotic Services" section, Craiglsist Personals has become a total wreck. It's near impossible finding anything *real*, and even more impossible to find anything worth talking to in the sliver of real profiles that are there.
In fact, some of the geekiest girls that actually look decent will NOT date overly geeky guys. (By "overly," I mean the dudes that can't say two sentences to a woman before passing out.)
It helps being able to talk to many different kinds of women, even the "valley girls." (It's actually a good thing to be able to talk to valley girls, since you have to be funny to get anywhere with them, and everyone appreciates humor.)
That'll work if you prefer finding women that are close to hitting menopause (no offense:D).
I'm sure someone has already mentioned this, but you need to fix yourself before really becoming concerned with establishing relationships with women. I guess you really don't have to, since there surely are women that would be more tolerating of your character, but if you want to have any sort of diversity while dating, it's highly recommended that you do so. To do that, you need to find your flaws and work at resolving them. What is it about you that prevented you from becoming a more sociable person? Is it something that you think you can solve?
To help in answering those questions, just go outside. Take a walk, talk to people, ask how people's days are going (which is actually a VERY good conversation starter, especially if you're new to starting conversations). The only way to become more social is by meeting more people, and the best way to do that (in real life, of course) is by talking to them. Not all of them will be like you, but you'll have to learn to accept and adapt. (This does NOT imply assimilation; in fact, if you're losing your own character, you're doing it wrong.)
You can, of course, stick with your own group and find people who are just as socially awkward as you think you are, which would be funny, as that is the basis for socialization. However, if you really want to expand your worldview and become more cultured, you'll have to get out there.
Just like the RAZR was $500 or so when it was first released, and all of the Treo smartphones were over $700 unlocked at retail...
It might be unreasonable, but it's certainly nothing new. If you want to go for the gold without the contract, you'll pay for it. AFAIK, that's the way it's always been.
I should disclose now that I'm not a very avid gamer. I play games pretty infrequently, but when I do, I like a challenge that gets me thinking. At least for me, games stimulate this by presenting difficult situations that requires strategy, thought and patience to get out of.
Thus, on one hand, incorporating this system will promote more "thoughtless" solutions in areas where the game is actually supposed to aid in developing the mental capacity of the gamer. However, it's not like this doesn't exist already, since game developers already incorporate various shortcuts to avert these scenarios. On the other hand, "fun" games aren't supposed to really stimulate too much thought on the gamer and are really supposed to just deliver a steady stream of "action."
In short, I really don't see this being a bad thing, especially considering that cheating is prevalent now.
I don't know what the hate is with AVG, but it's deterred viruses on every computer I've installed it on. I have heard that Avast is really, really good though.
I know that you were aiming for a "Funny" moderation, but now that I'm back on Windows Mobile after having tried phones from RIM and Apple, I'm finding that it's actually very, very versatile.
While Windows Mobile is infamous for little bugs and freezes, it actually makes for a very complete mobile platform. Users can edit their Office documents on it, browse the web with it (even easier in WM6.1), play all sorts of media, and find lots of other uses for it. Furthermore, while iPhone OS is becoming just as versatile, it is nowhere near as customizable right off the bat, and application development is much more stringent.
Though I won't lie that it's nowhere as pretty and suave as using the iPhone, nor will it ever be (at least not in the immediate future).
Yes, social networking can certainly be used to spark one's lovelife. It's a lot easier nowadays to find parties and "networking" events on Facebook, MySpace and such than the other means of the past. It's also a lot easier to talk to more women, have more dates and, subsequently, have more sex (if that's the end goal). (We all know what "poking" is really for.)
However, the real allure of social networking is the simplicity of growing your network. The people that capitalize on it have little problems advertising or promoting their business.
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They smell bad,
A lot of Durex's higher end stuff doesn't smell at all.
they distract from the spontenaity of the moment,
If you're partner is willing, you can make it a part of the moment. No loss.
they decrease sensitivity,
While this is true, the good, thin and reliable latex condoms don't mitigate it by that much. From what I've heard, polyurethane condoms are an excellent alternative with CRAZY sensitivity, but it's a bit risky considering that its effectiveness is not as "guaranteed" as latex condoms.
they're never handy at the moment you want them,
Ever trying putting it in your wallet or a cool place? If you're girlfriend's a long-term, have you considered leaving a set at her place?
they're disgusting to take off,
Subjective.
they're awkward to dispose of.
Also subjective.
Despite that they're a good trade when weighed against the possibility of 18 years of child support, or your penis turning green and falling off.
Exactly. It's all subjective.
Apologies for not including this in the previous reply, but have you also tried different condoms? I had the same problem for a LONG time, but between switching to Durex Pleasuremax (?) condoms, masterbating with condoms and (excuse my tongue) REALLY FUCKING GOOD SEX, that problem was solved.
Good luck!
Have you tried masterbating with a condom on? This really, really helps relieve the sensitivity issue.
If you have to pay researchers to study why men don't like condoms, then that says a LOT for the sexual lives of both parties.
Seriously, folks, this is why school isn't just about academics.
See, there's this thing called "common sense" that kind of tells you that the chances of the thief being someone who's desperate enough to steal an iPhone in a public location might not be so hot.
Having been in these situations before, I can say that they're pretty damn lucky they dealt with a total n00b. If anything, what would have been safer would have been to let the police coordinate with them to really get the guy, since they knew what he looked like and could prove that he indeed stole the item.
So you're basically saying that you'd rather put yourself on the line for a completely replaceable material item.
Just sayin'.
OP got really lucky this time. I'm *really* glad that he got his phone back, as that's a rare occurrence with high-tech toys in a big city, but even a half-witted thief would have at least turned the phone OFF.
Most thieves usually flip stolen goods anyway, so they would have no reason to use it until it times to clean it up and sell it.
Airing on VH1 starting next week. Probably starting Flava Flav.
Starbucks is another favorite. Don't go for the coffee.
Lindy Hop is a lot of fun, though I won't dance that (and may not learn to dance it any time soon).
Another good suggestion is Yoga, especially if you can balance yourself decently already. LOTS of women do it.
I know that you were trying to be funny, but ever since the hullabaloo over the "Erotic Services" section, Craiglsist Personals has become a total wreck. It's near impossible finding anything *real*, and even more impossible to find anything worth talking to in the sliver of real profiles that are there.
In fact, some of the geekiest girls that actually look decent will NOT date overly geeky guys. (By "overly," I mean the dudes that can't say two sentences to a woman before passing out.)
It helps being able to talk to many different kinds of women, even the "valley girls." (It's actually a good thing to be able to talk to valley girls, since you have to be funny to get anywhere with them, and everyone appreciates humor.)
That'll work if you prefer finding women that are close to hitting menopause (no offense :D).
I'm sure someone has already mentioned this, but you need to fix yourself before really becoming concerned with establishing relationships with women. I guess you really don't have to, since there surely are women that would be more tolerating of your character, but if you want to have any sort of diversity while dating, it's highly recommended that you do so. To do that, you need to find your flaws and work at resolving them. What is it about you that prevented you from becoming a more sociable person? Is it something that you think you can solve?
To help in answering those questions, just go outside. Take a walk, talk to people, ask how people's days are going (which is actually a VERY good conversation starter, especially if you're new to starting conversations). The only way to become more social is by meeting more people, and the best way to do that (in real life, of course) is by talking to them. Not all of them will be like you, but you'll have to learn to accept and adapt. (This does NOT imply assimilation; in fact, if you're losing your own character, you're doing it wrong.)
You can, of course, stick with your own group and find people who are just as socially awkward as you think you are, which would be funny, as that is the basis for socialization. However, if you really want to expand your worldview and become more cultured, you'll have to get out there.
Good luck, dude.
Just like the RAZR was $500 or so when it was first released, and all of the Treo smartphones were over $700 unlocked at retail...
It might be unreasonable, but it's certainly nothing new. If you want to go for the gold without the contract, you'll pay for it. AFAIK, that's the way it's always been.
I thought Blackberries can have all points of communication encrypted? Isn't that what was done for President Obama's device?
I thought the summary was referring to phones that are "free," so the first thing that came to mind were the open-source phones mentioned above.
As far as being a dissident, I also recommend a super cheap phone, or at the very least one that can anonymize him or her...
...and that choice is the Neo FreeRunner. :p
Or, for a more capable cell phone, I would believe that any phone with Android would do.
I should disclose now that I'm not a very avid gamer. I play games pretty infrequently, but when I do, I like a challenge that gets me thinking. At least for me, games stimulate this by presenting difficult situations that requires strategy, thought and patience to get out of.
Thus, on one hand, incorporating this system will promote more "thoughtless" solutions in areas where the game is actually supposed to aid in developing the mental capacity of the gamer. However, it's not like this doesn't exist already, since game developers already incorporate various shortcuts to avert these scenarios. On the other hand, "fun" games aren't supposed to really stimulate too much thought on the gamer and are really supposed to just deliver a steady stream of "action."
In short, I really don't see this being a bad thing, especially considering that cheating is prevalent now.
I don't know what the hate is with AVG, but it's deterred viruses on every computer I've installed it on. I have heard that Avast is really, really good though.
I know that you were aiming for a "Funny" moderation, but now that I'm back on Windows Mobile after having tried phones from RIM and Apple, I'm finding that it's actually very, very versatile.
While Windows Mobile is infamous for little bugs and freezes, it actually makes for a very complete mobile platform. Users can edit their Office documents on it, browse the web with it (even easier in WM6.1), play all sorts of media, and find lots of other uses for it. Furthermore, while iPhone OS is becoming just as versatile, it is nowhere near as customizable right off the bat, and application development is much more stringent.
Though I won't lie that it's nowhere as pretty and suave as using the iPhone, nor will it ever be (at least not in the immediate future).
It's *barely* a hack?
I guess you could try getting your C64 on the Internet, and then trying to get it to work with something WAY ahead of its time.
The Smart ROLLED OVER, SEVERAL TIMES after getting hit by the S-Class. I can't see that as being any better.
Have you even tried IE7 or IE8?
Not quite.
Yes, social networking can certainly be used to spark one's lovelife. It's a lot easier nowadays to find parties and "networking" events on Facebook, MySpace and such than the other means of the past. It's also a lot easier to talk to more women, have more dates and, subsequently, have more sex (if that's the end goal). (We all know what "poking" is really for.)
However, the real allure of social networking is the simplicity of growing your network. The people that capitalize on it have little problems advertising or promoting their business.
Who said the party had to stop? Windows XP Mode, baby!!