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Most Blogs Now Abandoned

The Narrative Fallacy writes "Douglas Quenqua reports in the NY Times that according to a 2008 survey only 7.4 million out of the 133 million blogs the company tracks had been updated in the past 120 days meaning that "95 percent of blogs being essentially abandoned, left to lie fallow on the Web, where they become public remnants of a dream — or at least an ambition — unfulfilled." Richard Jalichandra, chief executive of Technorati, said that at any given time there are 7 million to 10 million active blogs on the Internet, but it's probably between 50,000 and 100,000 blogs that are generating most of the page views. "There's a joke within the blogging community that most blogs have an audience of one." Many people who think blogging is a fast path to financial independence also find themselves discouraged. "I did some Craigslist postings to advertise it, and I very quickly got an audience of about 50,000 viewers a month," says Matt Goodman, an advertising executive in Atlanta who had no trouble attracting an audience to his site, Things My Dog Ate, leading to some small advertising deals. "I think I made about $20 from readers clicking on the ads.""

290 comments

  1. ... and nothing of value was lost by Reikk · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nobody blogs anymore. It's all about twitter

    1. Re:... and nothing of value was lost by Gerzel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      *Gasps!*

      Next you'll tell me that most novels are started and never completed!

    2. Re:... and nothing of value was lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweet blahg.

    3. Re:... and nothing of value was lost by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      It's all about twitter

      Twittering is something twits do.

    4. Re:... and nothing of value was lost by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Most breakfasts, on the other hand, actually are finished. Strange but true.

  2. The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    OMG I just got my new blog on blogspot, everyone I know is now reading hilarious stories about my cat. Yesterday, he threw up on my carpet and I spent four or five posts describing the *huck huck huck* noise he started making, the vomit on the carpet, removing the vomit, getting the stain out, you know just things people love to read about! Mr. Freckles was sick but he got better! Oh yes he did! Yesyesyesyes!

    *one week later*

    Oh, blogpost is so last week. It turns out only about one person was reading it but now you can see Mr. Freckles on Flickr! You can actually see the vomit and the piece of yarn covered in bile that Mr. Freckles produced! And we have pictures of Mr. Freckles at the vet getting his temperature taken! People LOVE IT!

    *one week later*

    Oh, Flickr isn't as great as Mr. Freckles thought. It turns out only about one person was looking at Mr. Freckles but that doesn't matter because I just figured out how to get my own podcast! Now people can hear my awesome squeaky super opinionated voice explain how cuddly wuddly my cat is! Who's more cuddly than Mr. Freckles? Nobody, that's who! Listen to Mr. Freckles complain about his ear infection!

    *one week later*

    I guess those five podcast downloads were really just me if you count my laptop/desktop/work computer/iPod/iPhone but that doesn't matter, Mr. Freckles is a movie star! We have our own YouTube channel and we get over 100 views a week! Mr. Freckles is friends with Play Him Off Cat too! We just wish they weren't from the same bad egg posting that "nobody wants to watch your fucking cat!" Well, I know the world loves Mr. Freckles almost as much as I do and you're going to hear about him. No matter where you live or what you do, I'm going to leave a bunch of accounts that are nothing but shells like a trail of used condoms behind a frat boy. And if you post painful anti-Mr. Freckles posts about me and Mr. Freckles, I shall only redouble my efforts. I will not stop until I find a way to bring Mr. Freckles' love to you!

    --
    My work here is dung.
    1. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...and that's why I hope that the equally obnoxious twitter and social networking fads will die soon after.

    2. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They will. But they will be replaced with something even more inane and annoying.

    3. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by sunking2 · · Score: 1

      The only memory we'll have of them is our inability to form proper sentences and actually spell words with more than 2 letters.

    4. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you trying to say that vomit is vomit, no matter what kind of massively hyped "new media" is used to deliver it? (BTW, what is the address for Mr. Freckles' twitter feed?)

      --
      I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
    5. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      tl;dr

    6. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot idle?

    7. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by $1uck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They won't... because hate them all you want they serve purpose. I don't understand all the hate for twitter, in fact I bet if the name was something else no one would have a problem with it. It fills an odd niche between email list and IM. Its a medium.. nothing more nothing less. Social networking sites well they keep people in touch. Your blog on what your dog ate? meh. no one cares.

    8. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Can anyone explain Twitter to me? For all my efforts to comprehend its allure, it still seems like a bunch of hobos talking to themselves while they ramble around a city.

      "Ok, gonna take a crap behind this here dumpster..."

      "Cop saw me, gotta run!"

      "Lady gave me two dollars, gonna buy ripple"

      (etc)

      Seriously. What's the attraction? Why post one-line updates constantly? Wasn't annoying everyone with an end of the day blog entry enough?

    9. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by BumbaCLot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't you think the word blog is about as lame as tweet?

    10. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm trying very hard to imagine something more annoying than twitter and it's making my head hurt. I can only picture a guy actually following me around all day, tapping me on the shoulder and saying "Hey, hey, hey--pay attention to me!" 24-hours-a-day.

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    11. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by ChefInnocent · · Score: 1

      Mr. Freckles needs a My Space page, and Okrut, and Face Book, and Yahoo! 360 accounts. Then Mr. Freckly Weckly will be known. It's finding the right audience, an 12 y.o.s is it!

    12. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, that's the thing. Not the subject matter, but the quality of the writing itself. A good writer can keep your interest in a story about mowing the lawn, while a bad writer can make a murder boring.

    13. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 3, Funny

      Let me know when I can friend Mr. Freckles on Facebook.

      --
      This guy's the limit!
    14. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by SydShamino · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And where's his Geocities page?

      --
      It doesn't hurt to be nice.
    15. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Zigurd · · Score: 2, Funny

      What, you aren't MoVlogTweetStreaming yet? Are you, like, old?

    16. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Heh, man. That's gotta be the best description of twitter that I've ever heard. +5.

      The common theme of twitter, blogs, and social networking is that everybody's talking but nobody's listening.

    17. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by jason.sweet · · Score: 5, Funny

      'Blog' is lame. 'Tweet' is gay. That is a big difference.

    18. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      At least "blog" is short for an actual term. "Tweet" is just stupid.

      --
      It goes from God, to Jerry, to me.
    19. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by rho · · Score: 1

      "Blog" is short for "weblog", which is not a word. Or it shouldn't be.

      The damage done to the language is now irreparable. Enjoy your future Chinese classes, America!

      --
      Potato chips are a by-yourself food.
    20. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Can anyone explain Twitter to me?

      I can tell you, at least, why it appeals to people of a certain political persuasion that will remain nameless: They can make short assertions that can not be challenged, plus it's easy to ignore anyone who disagrees with you. It lets them feel like their in a big tough gang without ever having to go out in public. All this while allowing them to believe that they're on the "cutting edge".

      You think I'm kidding? check out the tag "#tcot".

      Which reminds me of outgoing Minnesota Senator Norm Coleman (R), who last week stated that the "Key to Republican success lies in the ethernet". Twitter is made for a guy like him.

      --
      You are welcome on my lawn.
    21. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Intron · · Score: 5, Funny

      If only twitter were that good.

      --
      Intron: the portion of DNA which expresses nothing useful.
    22. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by orthancstone · · Score: 1

      I can only picture a guy actually following me around all day, tapping me on the shoulder and saying "Hey, hey, hey--pay attention to me!" 24-hours-a-day.

      Yeah, the cable news networks get on my nerves too.

    23. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by david_thornley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, I don't find Twitter annoying at all. About the same as TV commercials and rabid llamas, since I have about the same exposure to all three of them.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    24. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by ChefInnocent · · Score: 1

      Geocities probably died before Mr. Freckles was born.

    25. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you don't have kids? "Hey dad. dad? dad? dad - look at me! dad? dad? dad? ... dad? ... charlie and lola? dad? dad?" (repeat)

      Hmmm a kid feed into twitter? Now that would be something.

    26. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by bitrex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Social networking allows people to find each other to have sex, but is more customizable and doesn't have the overt nature of a dating site or a personal ad, which encourages women to use it. The first question on the mind of anyone thinking of creating or investing in a new social networking venture should be "How easy will this make it for people to find partners, without making it LOOK like they're really looking for sex?" The last point is critical in that if it is too overt, women won't use it, and then men won't use it, and it will die. If these websites help people find sex more easily than people could normally the sites, like ethanol, are fads which will not be going away anytime soon.

    27. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Chazerizer · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've seen this. Fortunately, it's in the guise of a running joke over at 8-Bit Theater about the weird shit Brian's cat Charlie eats: http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/05/16/what-youve-all-been-waiting-for/ . In all seriousness, it can be quite amusing when it shows up.

    28. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by rjolley · · Score: 1

      How can you find twitter so annoying when you obviously don't even use it?

    29. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      Slashcode?

    30. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They can make short assertions that can not be challenged, plus it's easy to ignore anyone who disagrees with you.

      This is true of every political persuasion. The fact that you can't see it just means you are too deep in the other side to notice.

    31. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Whiternoise · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We've had that for a few years now, they're called mobile phones.

      When you think about it, the telephone is just about the rudest technological device that exists. As Stephen Fry once said, "it's like someone standing behind you yelling 'speak to me, speak to me' over and over again until you pick up".

    32. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why you simply, I dunno, don't use it.

      Twitter is a stream of thoughts to dip into when you want, it's not something that generally (or should) require sustained effort.

    33. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Inner_Child · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, rumor has it that the term was originally going to be "webjournal", but "bjourn" didn't roll off the tongue nearly as well.

      --
      Today is red jello day - all workers must eat all of their red jello. Failure to comply will result in five demerits.
    34. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by expatriot · · Score: 2, Informative

      Twitter means meaningless chatter and a type of bird song.

      Tweet is a (single) noise a bird makes.

      By inferance, tweet is related to twitter as short unimportant remark is to meaningless chatter.

    35. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      That reminds me. The first few times I saw a post containing "tl;dr" I assumed it was some idjit trying to post some insane HTML or JS thing to a web form, and that's all that got through alive. And then I saw it more, so I googled it.

      And thus I learned that it was some idjit trying to be clever or terse and instead coming across as a newb or owner of a keyboard-loving cat.

      Congrats on being the first person to use it in a genuinely clever manner.

    36. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no.
      Blog is not short for an actual (legitimate) term.
      Tweet is an actual word (yet somehow, twitter is still shit, go figure).

    37. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That reminds me. The first few times I saw a post containing "tl;dr" I assumed it was some idjit trying to post some insane HTML or JS thing to a web form, and that's all that got through alive. And then I saw it more, so I googled it.

      And thus I learned that it was some idjit trying to be clever or terse and instead coming across as a newb or owner of a keyboard-loving cat.

      Congrats on being the first person to use it in a genuinely clever manner.

      tl;dr!

    38. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by sexconker · · Score: 1

      That's exactly the attraction.
      A bunch of neo-urbanites spout off about the most inane shit as they bum around their metropolis.

    39. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I'll be sure to digg his next liveblog video tweetcast. And reddit. And stumbleupon. And Fark. And Del.icio.us. And grapevine. And etc.

      I come to the web to shit on society not to interact with the most annoying members of it.

    40. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do your prostitute friends fall? Are they good writers? Bad ones? Just plain disgusting disease-bags who need a washed-up drunk such as yourself for "protection"?

    41. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Bassman59 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, rumor has it that the term was originally going to be "webjournal", but "bjourn" didn't roll off the tongue nearly as well.

      It does, in Sweden.

    42. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Twitter killed the blog. All but maybe 10 blogs in the universe are created solely as ego exercises, where the author is saying "whee, look at me!" Since this narcissism is faster and easier to do on Twitter, the blogs die out.

      Of course, soon the dreaded day will arrive when journalists start talking about the "twitosphere".

    43. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

      "Blog" is short for "weblog", which is not a word. Or it shouldn't be.

      It's not a word -- it's two words, web log.

      Kinda like how login and username are not words. The former, though, is an interesting case -- it's a gerund without "ing." It's made the verb, "to log in" into a noun.

    44. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are there job openings? With a market like this I'd like to provide a resume and references.

    45. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of an ad i saw once for "The Myspace of Sex", my first reaction was, So clever ads for normal myspace.

      --
      Anything can be found funny, from a certain point of view.
    46. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by rho · · Score: 1

      I thought "Web site" was perfectly adequate. It actually would have been prescient, since most "blog" software turned into some flavor of CMS anyway.

      But I'm also losing the battle between "Web site" and "website". Fucking barbarians.

      --
      Potato chips are a by-yourself food.
    47. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by maxume · · Score: 1

      Does Future Chinese have an alphabet? To me, that seems key to enjoying the class.

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    48. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      I don't even know what "twitter" is, but is sounds gashly

    49. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see you've played Ocarina of Time as well.

    50. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no.
      Blog is not short for an actual (legitimate) term.
      Tweet is an actual word (yet somehow, twitter is still shit, go figure).

      No, yeah.

      Web log. Tweet means (or meant) nothing in the context of the internet.

      --
      It goes from God, to Jerry, to me.
    51. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by rho · · Score: 1

      You're right. As I recall it, "Web log" briefly morphed into "weblog" then quickly became "blog".

      Either way, "blog" and "blogger" are words that should have been quietly smothered in the dead of night.

      --
      Potato chips are a by-yourself food.
    52. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      When a woman say "twitter me," she doesn't mean what I think she wants me to do. Now that's annoying.

    53. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by oatworm · · Score: 1

      No, but it has an impressive list of objects. You just have to remember to feed class functions a pointer to your stroke count.

    54. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by oatworm · · Score: 2, Funny

      So THAT'S why IRC and Usenet haven't caught on among the masses! If we can find some way to integrate free and open source software with free and open source sex, it truly will be the year of the Linux desktop!

    55. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      And unfortunately, good writers don't like to hang out on the internet much.

    56. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, during the week and a half when everyone else is on Twitter, it *is* quite annoying. Waiting for trends to die out is usually tiresome, especially if you don't participate. But by the time the airhead gossip shows are all talking about who's twittering who, you know it won't be much longer.

      I don't use Facebook either. Two of my friends died there.

    57. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Tweet means (or meant) nothing in the context of the internet.

      Nothing at all like the word "web", huh?

    58. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by edgr · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Obligatory: Real Life Twitter

    59. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Dragonslicer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Key to Republican success lies in the ethernet

      Those intolerant bastards. Won't somebody please think of the token rings?

    60. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They aren't even being funny. That tl;dr thing is so old in internet years, that I found it being used in this manner from posts dating back to at least 2006 in some forums.

    61. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Of course, soon the dreaded day will arrive when journalists start talking about the "twitosphere".

      Yeah, that's already here. And it's "the Twitterverse", by the way.

      --
      "Our two-party system is like a bowl of shit looking at itself in a mirror." - Lewis Black
    62. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good writer can keep your interest in a story about mowing the lawn, while a bad writer can make a murder boring.

      Are they good writers? Bad ones?

      I just murdered him, he can't answer. But, you can read about it in my next book "Fatal Error: The Slashdot Effect".
      Hmm... more of a manifesto, than a book really.

    63. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 2, Informative

      You actually hit it right on the head. The next thing is personal, targeted messaging to deliver ads. That "guy" will be your phone, and it's going to remind you of all the opportunities to spend money that are in close proximity to you. I'm sure some doughnut chain will lock down the use of Homer Simpson saying "Doughnuts, ahhwggrrrdroollll." And every fast food place will be bombarding you with their jingle. Then advertisers will find a way to justify sending blanket text messages in a given radius (perhaps buy paying telcos a flat rate and charging the receiving party nothing) saying it is freedom of speech and you could opt out if you wanted to...
      A dumb phone may be a smart thing soon.

      --
      You have the right to remain sentient. If you give up the right to remain sentient, you will be elected to public office
    64. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Snaller · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well you would only have yourself to blame since you asked him to do it.

      --
      If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
    65. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by dswensen · · Score: 0, Troll

      Being self-righteously annoyed about things that don't actually affect you is one of the cornerstones of geek culture.

      It's also a good sign you don't have much going on.

    66. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by aaandre · · Score: 1

      Twitter's killer feature is limiting entries to 140 characters.

    67. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by merreborn · · Score: 1

      Can anyone explain Twitter to me? For all my efforts to comprehend its allure, it still seems like a bunch of hobos talking to themselves while they ramble around a city.

      "Ok, gonna take a crap behind this here dumpster..."

      "Cop saw me, gotta run!"

      "Lady gave me two dollars, gonna buy ripple"

      (etc)

      Seriously. What's the attraction? Why post one-line updates constantly? Wasn't annoying everyone with an end of the day blog entry enough?

      I use twitter a little differently from most, but to me, twitter is really just group SMS.

      All of my immediate family members use it -- my wife and parents the most. It allows us to keep up with each other throughout the week. It's nice to be able to send a message to a single place, and have it automatically distributed to everyone else's mobile devices (or not, depending on how they use the service).

    68. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of mowing the Lawn...

    69. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Gay" is not a substitute for the word "stupid."

    70. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by socsoc · · Score: 1

      thank you.

    71. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by socsoc · · Score: 1

      well AP style is still Web site.

    72. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by bobetov · · Score: 1

      Well, that's the thing. Not the subject matter, but the quality of the writing itself. A good writer can keep your interest in a story about mowing the lawn, while a bad writer can make a murder boring.

      Ah, but the worst writer in the world? He can make your own murder boring.

      --
      Looking for a Rails developer in Chapel Hill?
    73. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1

      When I go onto twitter and read "OK, gonna take a crap behind this hear dumpster" or "Falling asleep in the arms of the one I love" or "Looking at the clouds" or whatever, I think: "No you're not, you're on a computer typing shit into twitter". And then I begin to channel the angry german kid again.

    74. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used a combination of a blog, twitter and a GPS tracking service as I crossed the country on a road trip. GPS so my family could see where I was geographically and if I was moving, the blog to discuss what occurred during the day and twitter for short observations as I was on the road particularly those that didn't warrant a whole blog post.

      I inserted both the GPS map and the twitter feed on to the side of my blog and my family could follow me throughout the day from one page.

    75. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Destoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      2006 is like.. the stone age of the internet. Did they have like.. google back then? What about electricity and running water?

      --
      Nouvelles de jeux et technologies en français. TC
    76. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Seriously. What's the attraction? Why post one-line updates constantly?

      Because that's what fits in a cell phone text message.

      But you're right. Twitter is lame, especially now that everyone uses it.

    77. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Rich0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Twitter is IRC, except there is only one channel, and by default everybody is on #ignore...

      Shamelessly stolen from somebody else - but I have no idea who...

    78. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's also not a substitute for the word "homosexual." Gay means happy. Words change meaning, deal with it and stop being so oversensitive.

    79. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by andy_t_roo · · Score: 1

      let me google that for you
      oh, wait, that now points to a slashdot post, perhaps if you look down that page you can find someone who has searched it out for you.

    80. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by paganizer · · Score: 1

      Thats why I call my recurring postings to the internet my Biary, or weB dIARY.
      It's equally as stupid, but different!

      --
      Why, yes, I AM a Pagan Libertarian.
    81. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by macraig · · Score: 1

      I snicker loudly every time I see that original Sprint "Now Network" commercial from a couple months ago... they so nailed the Twitter experience with all those little blue birds twittering "ME!"

    82. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Why post your opinions on a website noone sees when you can SMS that opinion to everyone stupid enough to give you their number.

      --
      An SQL query goes to a bar, walks up to a table and asks, "Mind if I join you?"
    83. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      At least the phone has a nice little "fuck off" button.

      --
      An SQL query goes to a bar, walks up to a table and asks, "Mind if I join you?"
    84. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can fuck an asshole and still not be "gay".

    85. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Twitter was designed so that these morons have a place to post their inane bullshit.

      The idea is that we would give them an outlets for the shit in their heads so they wouldn't dump it on us.

      --
      An SQL query goes to a bar, walks up to a table and asks, "Mind if I join you?"
    86. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by dodobh · · Score: 1

      Perhaps me. Perhaps not. I have said it often enough when describing Twitter to other people, and I haven't heard anyone else use it before I did.

      --
      I can throw myself at the ground, and miss.
    87. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Dark$ide · · Score: 1

      tl;dr

      I had to google for that. Didn't make any sense.

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      Sigs. We don't need no steenking sigs.

    88. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by memco · · Score: 3, Informative

      According to Conan O'Brien, YouTube, Twitter and Facebook will all merge in the ear 3000 and form "YouTwitFace", a super-social networking site.

      --
      Get me a meat pie floater!
    89. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Plunky · · Score: 1

      The next thing is personal, targeted messaging to deliver ads.
      [...]
      A dumb phone may be a smart thing soon.

      If the telcos get into it a dumb phone won't be helping you because an SMS is an SMS is an SMS. What you will need is a phone that you can control, think of spamassassin for SMS messages or just plain whitelisting.

    90. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I am right, but I'm not going to offer any evidence for my position. Instead, I'll just deflect any skepticism by declaring you to be too blind to see the light if you question me, you doubting Thomas."

      Seriously. Aren't we supposed to be a bit more scientifically-inclined here? It may well be true that this is true of every political persuasion. Then again, it might not, but no matter what, if you're making a claim, then the onus of offering evidence to support it is on you.

      Put more succinctly, we're not fair and balanced here. If we say something bad (or something you perceive to be bad) about one politicial persuasion, we don't have to say the same bad thing about all others just to be fair.

    91. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and that's why I hope that the equally obnoxious twitter and social networking fads will die soon after.

      Nooooo! We just got the hang of this Twitter thing on the Intertubes, so we could show everyone that we're really hip and with it, and not just a bunch of bitter, old, white men (and Sarah Palin), and now you tell us it's yesterday's news? Say it isn't so!.

      Your Friend,

      Newt Gingrich

    92. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Bluesman · · Score: 1

      Where does tweet come from anyway? Shouldn't it be twit?

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      If moderation could change anything, it would be illegal.
    93. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

      Not quite.

      Yes, social networking can certainly be used to spark one's lovelife. It's a lot easier nowadays to find parties and "networking" events on Facebook, MySpace and such than the other means of the past. It's also a lot easier to talk to more women, have more dates and, subsequently, have more sex (if that's the end goal). (We all know what "poking" is really for.)

      However, the real allure of social networking is the simplicity of growing your network. The people that capitalize on it have little problems advertising or promoting their business.

    94. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      All but maybe 10 blogs in the universe are created solely as ego exercises, where the author is saying "whee, look at me!"

      Including Slashdot, right? In fact, that's even worse. You post on here, expecting everyone to have to see your comment. When people post on their own blogs, it's a choice to read it.

    95. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you think about it, the telephone is just about the rudest technological device that exists.

      Just about the worst thing I've seen is persons A & B go out to a bar/pub etc. and then person A spends almost the entire evening talking to C & D (possibly multiple times each) while B sits looking mutely desperate.

      Obviously, B is partly to blame. If it was me, after a reasonable time I would say "Is there any point in me being here, or would you rather spend the entire evening talking to C & D on your mobile?". If they don't stop they can fuck off. But it's still horrible to see and I want to shove A's phone up their 'A'.

    96. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Come check out my app then, it's 140 times as killer - I limit entries to 0 characters

      --
      Ceci n'est pas un sig.
    97. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      "Gay" is not a substitute for the word "stupid."

      I'm campaigning for the integrity of "hacker" and "pirate". Let's keep each other updated on how well that works out.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    98. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Kinda like slashdot then :)

      --
      Ceci n'est pas un sig.
    99. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Informative

      The good thing about Twitter is that you choose who to listen to. So if there's a guy (virtually) tapping on your shoulder 20 hours a day saying nothing better than "Hey, hey, hey--pay attention to me", you just say "unfollow" and he goes away for good. (You could just not follow him in the first place also, but sometimes you follow someone and they wind up more annoying than useful.) That's what I like about Twitter - the ability to easily tune out the junk and tune in the good stuff. (Yes, there *are* folks on Twitter who post things worth reading.)

      --
      My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
    100. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Think of Twitter as a combination of Instant Messaging and Blogging. Like Instant Messaging, you have a list of friends. You only get updates from your friends (unless a message mentions you). Also like Instant Messaging, it is more real-time than blogging or e-mail. You post a question and you will likely get an answer in minutes rather than hours (depending on how many people follow you, of course). However, it is also like blogging in that it is public (except for direct messages, of course). If I send a Twitter message to someone using @Username, everyone who follows me can read it. Twitter can also be used for sharing links, photos, etc that interest users (mainly using shortened links to the content). It can serve as a record of sorts by utilizing the search feature, but it can also give real-time updates. (During the Mumbai bombing, someone nearby was twittering real-time updates.) Yes, it can be used for pure fluff as well as substance, but so can any method of communication.

      --
      My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
    101. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Twitter was much cooler when it was called finger.

    102. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      It's really just finger, done poorly, and an interface to the equivalent of a script that fingers all the people you are interested in every so often.

    103. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by PingSpike · · Score: 1

      The common theme of twitter, blogs, and social networking is that everybody's talking but nobody's listening.

      They are metaphor for real life then?

    104. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Never thought of it that way... Finger: the first social networking application. :)

    105. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Why is it obnoxious? You don't need to go to those sites, so its not like anything is being forced on you.

    106. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      It all depends on who you follow. Maybe Bree Olson would be more interesting to you.

      As for not listening, I'm not sure that's true. I use facebook mainly as a photo album for family and friends, but while I usually don't reply to their status updates, I check them out to see what they're up to. Sometimes I reply, and sometimes they reply to me, but no replies doesn't mean no one is reading.

    107. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Um, you know people can post to twitter via their cell phone, right? So yes, they really can do those things, because all you need to do is send a text message to twitter.

    108. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I'm SO glad you enjoy my journals! BTW, the only one of my prostitute friends with a disease is your wife. You might want to see a doctor...

    109. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Skrynkelberg · · Score: 1

      Funny, perhaps, but true. BjÃrn is a Swedish word that is pronounced very similar to the "bjourn" in webjournal. It means "bear", and it is also a common given name.

      For some reason, Slashdot garbles my characters. Imagine à being a o with two dots over.

    110. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      Maybe you're just trolling, but you really don't see how "web" makes sense when talking about the internet?

      --
      It goes from God, to Jerry, to me.
    111. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Well, imagine 4chan going mainstream. I mean with Nancy Pelosi trying to start a new meme be posting in in /b/, mentioning it in speeches and in interviews.

      I know, I have a very sick mind. But try not to, with the kind of dreams I have at night...

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    112. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      That's why my phones have a whitelist. All of them. Self-programmed.
      With capisuite and a python script on my linux server, and with a j2me app on my mobile phone.
      They even sync.

      And: No, I absolutely do not care for some never happening hot chick or whatever government person trying to reach me without me knowing she has my number, and me approving it. ^^

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    113. Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that. (Whitelisting.)

      That's why I never buy a locked-down phone. I decide what software it runs, or GTFO.

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
  3. D'oh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who would've thought that??

  4. Blogs != Get Rich by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've had my own site since last millenium, primarily as a way to journal my family's life for myself and people in my extended family. It's been a great communication tool to keep up with everyone, and a huge time saver when it comes to sending individual e-mails to everyone.

    It's also been a great historical record of when things happened. I'm embarrassed to say that I've checked my blog more than once to make sure I remembered my daughter's birthday right.

    It was also a great way for everyone to stay in touch on 9/11. Two of my family were flying that day, and it was a central place where everyone could post their flight delays and locations.

    1. Re:Blogs != Get Rich by ickleberry · · Score: 1

      I'd say its fairly typical of most free online services how many inactive accounts do you think FB/Twitter/Flickr have? They probably don't publish this information because their shares would sink like a brick.

      I know there are some very dedicated bloggers out there using blogspot and wordpress but most of the good blogs are on paid hosting (or better yet hosted at home), with their own domain and a customised theme. Its because these people actually give a crap about their blog. Most realise nobody reads their rants, don't put any effort into promoting the site and then give up. So nothing of value was lost, all the crap sinks to the bottom and anyone with a slight bit of interest keeps on blogging. Blogging is not for everyone, a lot of people don't have the patience for it. and there is nothing wrong with that

    2. Re:Blogs != Get Rich by Haoie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Like most all web 2.0 things, it doesn't make any moolah, blogging.

      And no surprise is it? With all the topics covered from pointless to inane.

      --
      If each mistake being made is a new one, then progress is being made.
    3. Re:Blogs != Get Rich by msimm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The thing I like about blogs is I always looked at them as a semi-anonymous public diary. I don't read them, but I did a project for about a year where I posted my thoughts, uncertainty and insecurity on my own sexuality. Some of the things I'm less proud of and a lot of the kinds of things I might not have shared with anyone. I tried to keep it as honest as I could and avoided being titillating or self-serving as well as I could.

      The responses I got were mostly positive and intelligent and the whole thing surprised me a little bit. The internet provides an interesting abstraction for the intellect.

      --
      Quack, quack.
    4. Re:Blogs != Get Rich by Patch86 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Here here. I don't blog, because it has never interested me. I don't use social networking sites either, seeing as most of my friends don't. But I don't see them as inherently bad if they're used right.

      If you treat a blog as just something for your friends and family, or as essentially a non-private diary, that's fine. If you're using a blog as a get-rich-quick scheme or are just whoring for attention, it's not fine; but then you're probably an obnoxious pillock in everything else you do too, so that isn't really the blog's fault.

      If you treat a social networking site as just a way of communicating with variable groups of people (and that's something Facebook can do better than phone calls or emails), that's fine. If you're using it to install 300 apps about turning people into zombies, or stalking your friends/girlfriends/relatives, it's not fine; but then you're probably not someone I'd like in real life either, so you can't blame the website for that.

      I'm still trying to figure out a legitimate use for Twitter though. Twitter seems to be up there with herpes as something desirable and fun to try with my friends.

    5. Re:Blogs != Get Rich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Links or it didn't happen.

    6. Re:Blogs != Get Rich by tyrione · · Score: 1

      What the hell does your subject header have to do with the content? Nothing from what I can ascertain. You didn't address it. In short, you didn't design a blog to be a money subsidy but a means to be a live journal for your extended family--one of the original intents of a blog.

    7. Re:Blogs != Get Rich by OldSoldier · · Score: 1

      I started a blog about 4 years ago. I did it entirely to be PROJECT oriented. The blog chronicled my transition, gasp, away from Apple and toward a Windows box. (for those who care this particular purchase happened around the time Apple switched to Intel chips. In fact, Apple took a LONG time to make that switch, so long that I could no longer wait and 'went back to the dark side' as I believe the blog was called.)

      Anyway, my point is that *I* was the primary audience for that blog. I knew there would be some tricky things to do, like moving Mac mail to thunderbird, and all that sort of stuff. I started the blog in the tail end of the research process and I stopped about 3 months after I got the new laptop as by then, there were no more conversion issues.

      Occasionally I did have to look up some detail on what I did to solve problem X, and I just felt that rather than looking in my personal notes, I'd look it up in my blog and if I got lucky and someone else could benefit from my experience, it was no extra pain to me to make the blog public.

    8. Re:Blogs != Get Rich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's exactly what i use my blog for, letting friends and family know what we're up to. Email is too cumbersome, I felt silly sending out an email every time I added new pictures or wrote a new update, the blog allows people to check up on their own time without me flooding their inbox with crap..

    9. Re:Blogs != Get Rich by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      I'm embarrassed to say that I've checked my blog more than once to make sure I remembered my daughter's birthday right.

      There are these really cool things called calendars...

    10. Re:Blogs != Get Rich by msimm · · Score: 1

      Lol. I'd do it too, but aside from needlessly offending some readers I prefer to keep some distance between projects like that in hope I avoid taint.

      Besides, if you think about it it was kind of like open-sourcing my own internal process, which is pretty geeky anyway. So it's probable best I leave it to peoples imagination to resolve the geek/sex dichotomy (I joke).

      --
      Quack, quack.
  5. No dream by beefsprocket · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The dream is not dead, there never was one.. But what there is is a public, searchable record of things that people who have "abandoned" their blogs have magnanimously left online for all to search and see. As a system administrator, searching what Quenqua or Technorati deem abandoned has saved my ass more than a few times. Seems like a typical perspective on blogging that has been clouded by a few years of some major bloggers gaining commercial success. If you aren't a sell out, you aren't a blogger. No small timer's allowed. Come on, we don't all blog to get rich and famous, and I guess if that isn't in keeping with Technorati's business model (whatever that is) then bloggers are all failures in their eyes. I for one will keep searching and using blogs, however (in)frequently they might be updated.

    1. Re:No dream by cvd6262 · · Score: 1

      So true. I started blogging long before I knew there was a word for it (only a couple of years after the term was coined). I was in college, trying to learn PHP/MySQL, so I coded a quick site that ran a lot like Slashdot. I even put it on Sourceforge, but that project is long dead.

      I realized I could blog my class notes, notes from my reading, etc. I could blog my thoughts on current events - which made me think through things much more than I had. You'd be surprised how many times I've searched my own blog for information.

      I also could blog to keep in touch with family and friends scattered to the four winds.

      I run my own blogging software (either homebrewed or WordPress, etc.) so I owned the data. Sure, I use Facebook, but I would never put too much effort or data into a site someone else owns.

      In the end, I blog, but I've never entertained the idea on monetizing it. In fact, I've contributed code, WordPress themes, and free technology advice. So I guess I've done the opposite of trying to turn a profit.

      --

      I'd rather have someone respond than be modded up.

    2. Re:No dream by beefsprocket · · Score: 1

      I credit using Wordpress and Drupal with finding my current job, which is, you guessed it, supporting people who develop and run Drupal and Wordpress websites. Were it not for eating my own dogfood, I don't think I'd enjoy work nearly so much. Having a community built around each cms helps too. Not something you can really find in the guts of an api for facebook or twitter.

    3. Re:No dream by Bandman · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, I've found that the same thing that saves you plagues me.

      If I'm trying to find support on a problem with a recent release of software that's been around longer than a year or two, I get results going back a very long time.

      When you combine that tendency with a project that changes a lot, you've got to get very good with google to get pertinent information.

      Try a generic search for redhat and pam and on the first page you get results from 9 years ago. It gets hairy.

      I have found that sometimes appending the current year to a google search has helped me find relevant information.

  6. Nothing interesting to say by AioKits · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I tried to keep a blog once, but I honestly had nothing interesting to say. Most the time it was just my idle thoughts, and even _I_ didn't care to read them having just thought them. What few blogs I do read tend to be research or tech blogs. Apparently the millions of monkeys at millions of keyboards do get bored eventually.

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    "Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted." -Groucho Marx
    1. Re:Nothing interesting to say by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I tried to keep a blog once, but I honestly had nothing interesting to say.

      Unfortunately, most bloggers (and tweeters) never come to this realization.

      --
      #DeleteChrome
    2. Re:Nothing interesting to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I don't have one.

    3. Re:Nothing interesting to say by Sparton · · Score: 1

      I've seen a few interesting blogs though. For example, for the more gaming inclined (both designers and competitive players), there's David Sirlin's blog, who both a designer for many Street Fighter games and a competitive player in some of them.

  7. Most blogs abandoned? by edittard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only most? Well at least it's a start...

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    At the bottom of the /. main page it says 'Yesterday's News'. Well they got that right.
    1. Re:Most blogs abandoned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're part of the problem. You're posting on CmdrTaco's blog. Stop it.

    2. Re:Most blogs abandoned? by edittard · · Score: 1

      Well you stop it first, OK?

      --
      At the bottom of the /. main page it says 'Yesterday's News'. Well they got that right.
  8. And nothing of value was lost by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It was a peculiar form of narcissism that ever led people to think anyone gave a crap about their day-to-day lives in the first place. These are the same people who think I need to be updated every few seconds with a tweet detailing every single piece of inconsequential minutia from their lives.

    --
    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    1. Re:And nothing of value was lost by vertinox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It was a peculiar form of narcissism that ever led people to think anyone gave a crap about their day-to-day lives in the first place.

      I dunno. It might not be interesting now, but someone in 100 or 500 years might be interested.

      Suffice to say, at least the 21st century has opened made the whole process redundant so future historians won't to worry about a fire burning down the Great Library of Alexandria again.

      --
      "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    2. Re:And nothing of value was lost by fulldecent · · Score: 1, Troll

      If by redundant, you mean hosted in a few google farms and susceptible to EMP, which is the most likely weapon of the next world war, then yes I agree it is redundant.

      --

      -- I was raised on the command line, bitch

    3. Re:And nothing of value was lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read all the blogs of people I know, and I don't think that any of them are overly Narcissistic by posting a blog entry once or twice a week, they just want to reach out a little. Advertising on Craigslist for people to read your blog does seem over the line, but thats mainly because asking strangers specifically for attention denotes that you percieve yourself as deserving it. Just putting the blog into existence makes no unreasonable demand on the attention economy, and shouldn;t be percieved as a selfish sentiment.

    4. Re:And nothing of value was lost by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      Agreed. And I'd add that karma whoring about how blogs can be narcissistic are is sort of like not seeing the forest for the trees.

    5. Re:And nothing of value was lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You dropped this... *hands you a tin-foil hat*

    6. Re:And nothing of value was lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know, I hate hearing things about stuff I like. Wait, why did you post?

    7. Re:And nothing of value was lost by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Nonsense, everyone knows that, as a simulation in some meta-universe, our world will most likely end in a segfault.

      --
      "linux is just DOS with a UNIX like syntax" -- Galactic Dominator (944134)
    8. Re:And nothing of value was lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a peculiar form of narcissism that ever led people to think anyone gave a crap about their day-to-day lives in the first place.

      The funny thing, though, is that this is true: *someone* gave (gives) a crap.

      Obviously, it's not going to be you. It's also not going to be me. And it's not going to be 99.999999% of the world's population.

      But chances are there's going to be a few people who, people called "friends". Now, of course, it may well be that the blogger in question has no friends at all, or it may well be - for that matter - that they've got friends but that those friends aren't interested in following a blog.

      But where does the idea come from that anyone who keeps a blog is automatically aiming to be read by the entire world? And even more so, that they think that the entire world would be *interested*?

      Obviously, this isn't true, as people (like you) never get tired to point out. But on the other hand, whoever *said* it was true?

    9. Re:And nothing of value was lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only personal blogs talk about their day to day lives.

      There are more types of blog that just that.
      Some are on specific topics and talk about things like, cars, or have photography tutorials and other things.

      Also, I'd say only the sanguine keepers of blogs are narcissistic. Phlegmatics would probably blog in order to help others, cholerics probably blog because they just do things (a lot of journalists are cholerics and a lot of them love to write even when they aren't being journalists), and melancholics probably write to be informative.
      The sanguines are the ones who write the 'look at me! Look at me!' blogs and probably deserve a bullet for their troubles. (And let's face it, most IT people are melancholics and sanguines are the polar opposites ... and as such sanguine bloggers would easily pee off IT people without even knowing why!)

    10. Re:And nothing of value was lost by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      It was a peculiar form of narcissism that ever led people to think anyone gave a crap about their day-to-day lives in the first place.

      My blog ended up being one thing: a place for me to vent about things that annoyed me. I don't care if anyone reads my stuff; I just had to get it out of my system.

      As it turns out, though, apparently a lot of people are annoyed by the same things: from Ecco shoes (6,800 hits) that fall apart (3,200 hits) to credit card interest rate scams (26,600 hits), I've been surprised to find out I'm not alone. Before blogging, I'd never have been heard by that many people, and even if I had, it would've been mostly a one-way communication. Think of it as the op-ed page in the newspaper writ large and cheap and Open Sourced.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
  9. And, after being featured on slashdot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    , Things My Dog Ate, leading to some small advertising deals.

    Some huge deals.

  10. Spam Blogs never die by loftwyr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How many of those 50,000 were spammers throwing junk on blogspot or other sites to get pageviews for spamvertising? They'll continue to make tiny amounts of money for the spammer community forever!

    1. Re:Spam Blogs never die by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      I disable dead blogs (I have a few) from accepting comments because I don't want scum to have free advertising, I wish more people would think to do the same..

      --
      An SQL query goes to a bar, walks up to a table and asks, "Mind if I join you?"
  11. Turns out.. by Eddy+Luten · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ..that people aren't as interesting as they think they are. *shocker!*

  12. Journaling by prakslash · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Scientists and psychologists have long proven that keeping a personal journal or diary to keep track of your accomplishments, failures, goals and dreams is a very beneficial.

    So, blogging is still a good activity for people. Even if no one else reads their blogs.
    As for the people who thought they could make a career out of it, well, they were just idiots.

    1. Re:Journaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientists and psychologists have long proven that keeping a personal journal or diary to keep track of your accomplishments, failures, goals and dreams is a very beneficial.

      Yes, "personal" being the keyword. Being able to speak to oneself bluntly is a good thing. Discussing with oneself how one failed and why, and what you've learned, and what you need to work on.

      Plastering your personal journal out for everyone to read is narcissism, which is not a healthy goal. It's not much different than those people who appear on Steve Wilkos' show, arguing that "yes it is my baby" and having paternity tests that prove it is their best friend who really is the baby's father. It's lovely entertainment for voyeurs, enriches Steve and gives him something to do since he's quit Springer, but hardly therapeutic for those who entertain us.

    2. Re:Journaling by Bigbutt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's the same at work. I keep a log of what I do throughout the day and every week I update a database. Management asked for a weekly status report so I whipped up a php script that formats the weekly output into the form they expect to see. So I just copy and paste it into an e-mail and send it off.

      It's been a great help, especially at the end of the year when they want justification to give you a 3% raise. Organize it into projects, summarise them, throw in a few highlights and they're very happy.

      I've been told several times that I provide twice as much detail as anyone else in his group (he manages three groups of which, I'm a member of one of them).

      Part of the reason though is that I was a consultant for many years. I also spent a couple of years telecommuting. So keeping detailed information on what I did kept them aware that I was a valuable member of the team.

      [John]

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      Shit better not happen!
    3. Re:Journaling by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      If someone feels the need to keep a journal, the create a "journal.txt" on your desktop and dump into that.

      If there is indeed (with remote chance) any therapeutic value to keeping a journal, then the most benefit will occur when it is a private journal and you can put thoughts into it knowing that no one else will see them.

    4. Re:Journaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you *really* want to kill any enthusiasm for blogging, just start referring to your blog as a timesheet for your life.

    5. Re:Journaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw that, I post everything at www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts

    6. Re:Journaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I tweet. I've always found writing hard. Tweeting is easy and 140 character constraint forces me to be creative. Sure there are probably only 3 actual human beings that follow me, but I don't give a crap it's for me not them.

    7. Re:Journaling by Bandman · · Score: 1

      You know, you don't /have/ to read it. It's not front page news.

      Chances are if you do read it, it'll be because you received a link from someone else who thought a particular entry was interesting. Unless you subscribe, you'll never encounter it.

      I mean, unless you click the link in my profile, but hey, my blog is geared toward a profession, not my cat barfing, as someone earlier alluded to.

      (that's why I have twitter)

    8. Re:Journaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arrgh! Youre the reason the boss thinks im a slacker now!

      (Its not because im reading slashdot or anything.)

  13. You expected them to what ? by loVolt · · Score: 1

    As always , given the chance to "BLOG" for any real period of time , users will eventfully forget and abandon anything requiring more reading and typing then the 15 seconds it take to mix in the cream and sugar.. We have a "cooperate strategy" this year to update and maintain blogs, other then management's commitment to the work required ... lets just say that if it's not in the staffs department reviews..it's not getting done. *g* Frankly scarlet ...

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    1. Re:You expected them to what ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      corporate not cooperate. Than not then. Moron.

    2. Re:You expected them to what ? by loVolt · · Score: 1

      if your going to correct get it right ..it is then

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    3. Re:You expected them to what ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I usually try to keep my inner grammar nazi in check, but I just can't resist. My colleague, the other anonymous coward grammar nazi, is correct. The phrase you meant to use is indeed "other than". You're just plain wrong. You've managed to misspell a word in your sig. Move on, my friend, move on. You're just not going to win many of these arguments.

  14. I hate the word "blog" by line-bundle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think whoever thought the name up was a twit. The name sounds like someone barfing (which is what it usually is).

    Don't get me started on twit^W tweet.

    1. Re:I hate the word "blog" by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      This is so true.

      Don't get me started on "snowclone", which is just a fancy and incredibly stupid word for cliche.

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    2. Re:I hate the word "blog" by piojo · · Score: 1

      on't get me started on "snowclone", which is just a fancy and incredibly stupid word for cliche.

      A snowclone is to a cliche as a (bash) function is to an alias. (I'm sorry.)

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      A cat can't teach a dog to bark.
    3. Re:I hate the word "blog" by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 1

      A snowclone is to a cliche as a (bash) function is to an alias. (I'm sorry.)

      No, the snowclone is the radiator cap needed for the Volkswagen Bug engine of a cliche.... Or was that the buggy whip for the dead horse? I forget...

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      Strike while the irony is hot! -- The Freethinker
    4. Re:I hate the word "blog" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say, five times as fast as you can, the phrase "Web Log."

    5. Re:I hate the word "blog" by teko_teko · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can call it a Blag if you like...

    6. Re:I hate the word "blog" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the person who claimed to have coined that word is now homeless. I'm not joking; I believe there was a Wired article about him a couple years ago.

    7. Re:I hate the word "blog" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard about it on the interblag!

    8. Re:I hate the word "blog" by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      No, cliches already were that. Cliches have been taking arguments for a long, long time. Some self-important blogger thought he'd come up with something new, but it's old news, and totally doesn't deserve a new word. Especially not a stupid word that a self-important blogger has come up with.

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    9. Re:I hate the word "blog" by piojo · · Score: 1

      No, cliches already were that. Cliches have been taking arguments for a long, long time.

      Maybe they do both take arguments, but I think the arguments serve a different purpose. Cliches usually describe something (probably an adj. or adv. phrase, I think). Furthermore, all writers try to avoid cliches.

      Snowclones are intended to be funny or witty (and are used on purpose). They are always based on resemblance to another phrase. They seem to express an idea more often than describing something.

      The above descriptions are just my subjective opinion, but I think that the differing usage of snowclones from cliches warrants a separate category with a different name.

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      A cat can't teach a dog to bark.
  15. Circle jerk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Technorati, Webby, blogs, twits, all one big circle jerk.

  16. How many of those are spam blogs? by tcopeland · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ....that is, those autogenerated blogs on free sites that just contain a mishmash of keywords - or a bunch of stolen content. Those lie fallow because there's no real blogger behind them.

    I used to blog technical stuff once or twice a week... now I twitter the little stuff and save blog entries for something more involved, like using setrlimit on Mac OS X. Hard to boil that down to 140 characters... unless it's "setrlimit apparently not working, but the server's running Linux, so, meh".

  17. We're not as important as we like to think by CannonballHead · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It seems the ideas behind twitter, facebook, and blogs are "my thoughts are so important that I'm almost obligated to allow everyone else to read them." Or in twitter's case, "my stream of consciousness is so important [or insert "funny," "witty," "cool," or whatever] ..."

    In my experience, while listening to people is definitely a Good Thing, I don't need to listen or read your every thought. For the most part, it gets fairly predictable after a few blog posts. And, frankly, for the most part, I don't really care. I don't care what someone's dog ate :)

    The idea that my thoughts really SHOULD be read by other people seems to be an egotistical way to go about your life. And, incidentally, if most people have that attitude - which I think most do, it seems to be human nature to overinflate one's importance in one's own view - then reading other people's blogs won't be very consistent...

    And of course, I'm posting this on slashdot because this comment is important and everyone should read it.... :P

    1. Re:We're not as important as we like to think by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Why do you think you need to be important to have a blog?

      I had a blog through college. It wasn't anything special, just my thoughts at various junctures.

      If someone finds it and gets something out what I read, cool.
      If someone finds it and thinks it's a waste of space, also cool.
      If nobody finds it but me a ways down the road and I get to re-live my memories, cool.
      The only thing that would suck if nobody, including me, ever finds it again. That's unlikely. In a few years I'm certain to check it out again.

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      It's been a long time.
    2. Re:We're not as important as we like to think by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Why do you think you need to be important to have a blog?

      He doesn't. He thinks you need to think that you are.

      I had a blog through college.

      Q.E.D.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    3. Re:We're not as important as we like to think by Threni · · Score: 1

      > The idea that my thoughts really SHOULD be read by other people seems to be an egotistical way to go about your life.

      Exactly. I mean, when the write-up about said "There's a joke within the blogging community that most blogs have an audience of one" all I could think was "what do you mean, within the blogging community?"

    4. Re:We're not as important as we like to think by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Where did I say I think I'm important? Hell, I live so far north you can drive all day and stop for breakfast, lunch, and supper before finally reaching the next city. To be less relevant to the living world, I'd have to be living in a vault(and not leave it to go on a quest to save the vault).

      It doesn't matter. I wrote down what was on my mind because it felt good to do, and posted it on the internet in part to give it a sense of permanence, so I'm not just writing into a text file and deleting it right away. None of that requires a person to think they're particularly special.

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      It's been a long time.
    5. Re:We're not as important as we like to think by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      I wasn't trying to say you can't have a blog and not be important, or (as another poster commented) necessarily have to think you're important to have a blog. My point was that that appears to be the way most bloggers are thinking.

      And that's why you can get an article about a slump in blog readers. Which, to me, isn't really news... it's just people getting bored with what the blogger has to say, hehe. :) There will be some people that do have genuinely interesting blogs. Just like there are some people that are wealths of information... fun to talk/listen to.

      I have a blog, too. Nobody reads it except my friends that want to read it because they, well, are my friends. Or family. And I don't write too much on it, and when I do, it's just because I wan to write on it and think maybe someone else wants to read it.

    6. Re:We're not as important as we like to think by physburn · · Score: 1
      Is blogging egotistical, almost certainly, but then so are all are little opinons we venture in slashdot.

      But lets take the extreme oposite view, is it true, that if your unimportant, you shouldn't have an opinion. If we took that view, it would be the end of both democracy and much of the internet. Humans have a nature need to be important to other humans, hence these vain (in both senses of the word) attempts to other people read us, and perhaps relate to us.

      All bloggers would be killed by a total perspective vortex, but then so would most people.

    7. Re:We're not as important as we like to think by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      You're not wrong. But I do wish that everyone out there had somebody who found their thoughts worthwhile and valuable. I think we'd all be happier.

      Don't go around wrecking peoples' delusions. I don't know what I'd do if I were revealed for the shallow, talentless hack that I am. I'd probably kick a puppy, and you wouldn't want that on your conscience.

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      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

    8. Re:We're not as important as we like to think by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      This is OT, but oh well. :)

      I don't know what I'd do if I were revealed for the shallow, talentless hack that I am. I'd probably kick a puppy, and you wouldn't want that on your conscience.

      Based on my, mmm, theological world views, I'm not sure I would very much mind revealing someone's true nature. I think if we were all more honest with ourselves, we would realize two things.

      1. We are not as good as we think we are.
      2. We are not altruistically good.

      No, I don't want you to kick puppies... nor do I want myself to kick puppies. But I do want to realize who I really am, what my nature is really like, etc. Deluding myself about who and what I am and thinking that I am actually a good person when I'm not may make me have a better ego and may even make some people like me more... right now. When I die, things change, and my delusions will die with me. What happens after I die, if anything, is more important than my 80+ years of deluded thinking.

      Not one of those things people like thinking about, though.

      Regarding having "somebody," I almost agree. I think everyone "needs" someone who truly cares about them. Sometimes, that means telling the person you care about "Bob, you're being stupid," or even "Bob, you're deceiving yourself." It doesn't always make either person happy, but sometimes it's the most caring thing to do. Building a delusion and helping other people delude themselves just builds up for a crash.

      But my beliefs and world view, especially in theology and the "afterlife," are not going to match with most of Slashdot... :)

  18. They're all on Facebook now by Animats · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The people who have nothing to say are all on Facebook now. The remaining blogs are typically either from people who are serious writers, or those who simply need a place to post operational info like software updates.

    And the, of course, there's Twitter.

    1. Re:They're all on Facebook now by macemoneta · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is what I came here to say. I used to blog, mostly as a way of keeping in touch with friends and family that we aren't physically near. Some of them reciprocated with their own blogs.

      Now, everyone that I used to interact with is on Facebook, so that's where I (and they) post. In addition, many of the blogs I might have followed (e.g. celebrities, causes, technology, entertainment) are now on Facebook as well.

      It's not that blogs have gone away, it's that they and their audiences have transitioned to social networking.

      When the "next big thing" comes along - like Google Wave - people will be lamenting that social networking has gone away. Change happens, and communications improves. It doesn't go away, it gets better.

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      Can You Say Linux? I Knew That You Could.

    2. Re:They're all on Facebook now by datababe72 · · Score: 1

      This isn't really true. The parenting-blogosphere is alive and well. I think it is because parents find it helpful to have a place to share their impressions of parenthood, stories about their kids, and other random things. People self-select into little communities based on their parenting styles, their kids' traits, and other things, but not necessarily geography. I have "friends" who live on the other side of the country or even in different countries. We may never meet, but we have enough in common that we keep up with each others' blogs, posting supportive comments and benefiting from finding other parents like ourselves.

      A lot of the people keep their blogs anonymous but have Facebook accounts linked to their real names. The anonymity (or pseudo-anonymity) of the blog makes it possible to share things you'd never put on Facebook.

      A lot of us also post things we've learned that might be helpful to others. In my case, this is mostly about being a working mother. Some of those posts get found fairly frequently via searches, and that makes me happy. Why should we all have to learn everything the hard way? I don't really see using Facebook in that way. Also, even if I abandon my blog, those old posts might be useful to someone- I don't necessarily consider abandoned content to be "dead" content. Some of it is. But some of it will live on due to its utility.

      There are parenting bloggers who are professional writers, and there are some who make money from their blogs. Personally, I have never really tried to make money from my blog, and I don't intend to start. That's not why I blog. It is just a hobby.

      I seriously doubt that the parenting blogosphere is the only community of its kind. I suspect their are other blog communities with a similar make up of "pros" and "amateurs" out there.

    3. Re:They're all on Facebook now by bigbird · · Score: 1

      So does anyone use MySpace any more? It seems like none of my friends do ...

    4. Re:They're all on Facebook now by socsoc · · Score: 1

      What is MySpace? Is that like Friendster?

    5. Re:They're all on Facebook now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the "next big thing" comes along - like Google Wave - people will be lamenting that social networking has gone away. Change happens, and communications improves. It doesn't go away, it gets better.

      Great! When will that begin?

    6. Re:They're all on Facebook now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the "next big thing" comes along - like Google Wave - people will be lamenting that social networking has gone away. Change happens, and communications improves. It doesn't go away, it gets better.

      I don't think that word means, what you think it means.

  19. Things his dog ate?! by Vintermann · · Score: 1

    The last post I made on my blog looked like this:

    http://vintermann.paranoidkoala.org/archives/000108.html

    I am undoubtedly one of these dead bloggers. But somehow don't feel bad about making posts like this once a year, when looking at the site of the guy who's posting every day about what his dog eats!

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    xkcd is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
    1. Re:Things his dog ate?! by Bieeanda · · Score: 1

      I think the dog guy pales in comparison to Youtube 'vloggers' (yes, I hate that portmanteau too), like the guy who's posted literally hundreds of videos of himself smoking, or the girl who just sits there at a Myspace angle, staring at the camera.

    2. Re:Things his dog ate?! by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am undoubtedly one of these dead bloggers.

      When you came in here, did you see a sign that said "dead blogger storage"?

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    3. Re:Things his dog ate?! by Neoncow · · Score: 1

      I've never heard of these particular youtubers. Sounds pretty funny actually (smoking man and sitting girl). Do you have some links to those two?

      There are some interesting things that occasionally catch my attention on YouTube. Some tubers are using the video and reply features to generate discussion and hold debates on hot topics. Granted, the interface is clumsy for that use, but encouraging young people to debate with people with differing viewpoints from all around the world is a good thing.

      There's this guy who goes around parodying fundamentalist believers and he gets and insane amount of views for that shtick. I see it as a sort of performance art/social commentary for a new generation.

      (Obviously most of this is covered in a pile of rubbish, but you know what they say "90% of everything is crap".)

    4. Re:Things his dog ate?! by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

      When you came in here, did you see a sign that said "dead blogger storage"?

      You guys have to be out of here before Bonnie gets home.

  20. Classes by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

    During my time in college I was required to make one in at least 8 classes, I suppose I could have argued and said I already had one but when it came down to it, I didn't care so I just did a new one. Hell those assignment were basically free points but I don't think I ever got full marks on them.

    1. Re:Classes by socsoc · · Score: 1

      Wait... Your had 8 courses that required you to use a third party blogging system (off your edu domain) and you couldn't even get full credit for those assignments? Please forward your resume to /dev/null

  21. Blog Business Model by actionbastard · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1. Start a blog.
    2. Start blogging.
    3. ?
    There is no four. I quit.

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  22. All Newspapers Soon Outdated by multisync · · Score: 4, Insightful

    According to a recent survey, 0 editions of the NY Times have been updated in the last 120 days, meaning that 100 percent have essentially been abandoned, left to lie fallow in landfills, recycling plants and at the bottom of bird cages.

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    I don't care why you're posting AC
  23. 10 or so of them are mine by dank+zappingly · · Score: 4, Funny

    Every now and again I create blogs with my name prominently featured to throw the man off when he tries to google me.

    1. Re:10 or so of them are mine by serutan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ahhh, so YOU'RE Rusty Shackleford.

  24. Or... by oodaloop · · Score: 1

    some people post less often than 120 days. I started mine to let my family know how I was doing in Iraq and posted once in a while to let them know I was OK. Now I post various updates to my life, book reviews, or anything else I feel like. Surprisingly, some people in my and my wife's family actively read and await the next post. I have a friend who sometimes posts less often than 120 days, but I wouldn't call his abandoned either.

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    1. Re:Or... by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      Or in the case of livejournal, you have a "blog" account, but you use it mostly to read LJ communities and comment on friend's blogs. I update mine once a year or so, so that distant family members can keep track and make sure I'm not dead.

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    2. Re:Or... by williamhb · · Score: 1

      I started mine to let my family know how I was doing in Iraq and posted once in a while to let them know I was OK. Now I post various updates to my life, book reviews, or anything else I feel like. Surprisingly, some people in my and my wife's family actively read and await the next post.

      I suspect most (non-autospam) blogs were actually for this purpose: not for "shouting to the world", but more like Christmas letters -- letting those who we care about but don't have time to call keep up with how we are and what we're doing. Trouble is, RSS and Atom never really took off for non-techy users. So just as the bloggers find they don't have time to call every old friend, so also the old friends don't have time to visit every one of their friends' blogs regularly. If aggregators had been a bit more usable and easy for non-technical people to understand, it would have worked. And, frankly, that's the way Facebook seems to get used: the home page is an aggregation of all your friends' short news excerpts. Facebook accounts don't seem to go abandoned so quickly.

  25. Slashdot post from the Future by starglider29a · · Score: 1
    2102 morf tsop toDhsalS

    NY Times that according to a 2012 survey only 7.4 million out of the 133 million FaceBook Pages had been updated in the past 120 days

    6102 morf tsop toDhsalS

    NY Times that according to a 2016 survey only 7.4 million out of the 133 million Slashdot Users use Tachyons to revise old posts in the past 120 days

    9102 morf tsop toDhsalS

    Ridley Scott releases BladeRunner Penultimate Edition, with "prophetically accurate" vision of 2109

    1. Re:Slashdot post from the Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Must use tachyons to correct 2019 typo on previous post...

  26. And how many of those... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...were abandoned due to the blogger dying?

    And how many were abandoned due to them dying from performing sexual acts involving long objects?

  27. Me!!! by BigBlueOx · · Score: 1

    Blogs don't cut it. Twitter is for imBESils. I write down all my random, meaningless thoughts on Slashdot!!

    Hey! Is anybody reading this??

    1. Re:Me!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey hey! You too?

      I also use it to store private data in ROT13
      gur zna oruvaq gur tenffl xabyy jnf nor yvapbya.
      Nobody will ever get that!

    2. Re:Me!!! by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the terminally lazy out there I have to do this:

      the man behind the grassy knoll was abe lincoln

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      ...in bed
    3. Re:Me!!! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      So how is your cat doing anyway? All your loyal readers are waiting for you to open that box and observe.

    4. Re:Me!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BLAST!

      Well, you may have won this battle tekiegreg, but you haven't seen the last of meee!

  28. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  29. Nobody cares what you think by EkriirkE · · Score: 1

    I only signed up for those blog things to try and improve my SEO, nothing more... For whatever reason Google likes to rank them higher

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    1. Re:Nobody cares what you think by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I've thought about trying to increase my google rank. But when you google your name and the first hit that comes up is some poor parent's internet shrine to a dead baby, your motivation for the project goes flush down the toilet.

      I'm going to legally change my name to "Bernard Frankenmule." Zero competition on Google for that one.

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

    2. Re:Nobody cares what you think by EkriirkE · · Score: 1

      My name brings my site on page 3, but I managed to get my google profile to be #1... try creating one of those, though itll only be useful on google. I only see 1 person w/ a GP for your name - google will show the top 4

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  30. I abandoned mine... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    It sucked.

    The other one sucked too. Even I didn't read it.

    And the other one sucks, but I don't add to it, so I don't bother.

    Yours pretty much sucks also. Just sayin'...

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    deleting the extra space after periods so i can stay relevant, yeah.
  31. Sturgeon's Law in action. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Who would've thought that?? ... besides Theodore Sturgeon and everybody who heard of his law.

    (Reminds me of the classical music program host at UofMichigan's official radio station, decades ago, declaring the death of rock-n-roll because only something like 10% of all rock songs were new compositions that year - some decades into the rock music era. Was sorely tempted to call him up and demand he also declare the death of classical music, since 0% were new compositions. B-) )

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    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    1. Re:Sturgeon's Law in action. by Caity · · Score: 2, Informative

      You know, people do still actually write new "classical" music. There are plenty of composers writing new symphonies, minuets and other works of that ilk. Just because you don't listen to it doesn't mean it isn't happening.

    2. Re:Sturgeon's Law in action. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      [people do write new "classical" music...

      Too true. Paintings are still done in various old-masters styles, too.

      However the point is (and always was) that:

        a) 90% (or whatever) of EVERYTHING is crap. (It's the few oysters WITH the pearl that matter.) Even at the peak of a form's "golden age" there's still only a little gold in a lot of ore.

        b) After a form has been done for a while there's an accumulation of good old stuff. So the PERCENTAGE of new good stuff in any given year versus the total amount of both stuff and good stuff declines still further.

      So 95% of blogs still online being abandoned doesn't mean a darn thing about the health of blogging. It just means that the Sturgeon's Law fraction tend to go dormant after a while - but tend to stay online because the hosting cost of an UNpopular blog is trivial (while choosing to kill it is an explicit admission of defeat).

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      Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  32. Does it matter? by weave · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I usually blog about technical things that I think might help people out. I don't care if I'm famous, and I leave personal stuff to Facebook where friends and family that might care can read it.

    My blog gets about 50-75 hits a day, all from search engines searching for items I write about. Of course they aren't going to come back and read me every day, and that's not why I write it. I do it mainly to give back a little, since I've been helped so often from googling (er, I mean blinging) for info whenever I get into a jam.

    And I'm not even going to link to my blog from here just to prove I'm not an attention whore!

  33. I should blog about this by serutan · · Score: 1

    Now if I can just remember how to get to my blog...

    1. Re:I should blog about this by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Now if I can just remember how to get to my blog...

      Not to mention the username and password.

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  34. Wow, you mean fads burn out? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Who would have thought.

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    1. Re:Wow, you mean fads burn out? by sizzzzlerz · · Score: 1

      exactly. Blogs are the 21st century equivalent to the CB craze in the 70's. Everybody had to have one but they soon found out any conversations were stupid and boring.

    2. Re:Wow, you mean fads burn out? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Funny

      exactly. Blogs are the 21st century equivalent to the CB craze in the 70's. Everybody had to have one but they soon found out any conversations were stupid and boring.

      That's a big 10-4 on that, good buddy. I'm leaving the front door open, but we'll catch you on the 9's.

      Man I'm old.

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    3. Re:Wow, you mean fads burn out? by Blackknight · · Score: 1

      I actually have records that are all about learning CB lingo.

  35. in related news... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    Most Obvious Stories are Obvious, Full Story at 11!

  36. 2 abandoned mines? by brentonboy · · Score: 1

    3 abandoned mines? 4?

    1. Re:2 abandoned mines? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      There was nothing there. Just an abyss. All of them.

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  37. face*, twitter are next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all this "social" crap will be gone in a few years.

  38. No big surprise there. by sizzzzlerz · · Score: 1

    Most people are unable to carry on a good conversation for 15 minutes. Writing and being interesting for days on end is even more difficult and, no, I don't find reading about what you did yesterday to be interesting.

  39. Praise jesus! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Most Blogs Now Abandoned

    Thank god.

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  40. Heck, my site makes more than that each month by serutan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe he's doing it wrong. My site http://www.geekazon.com/ which mostly documents a big home renovation project, consistently brings in about $30/month from Google ads. Pays for my DSL line it does. I started the site mainly to keep distant relatives informed about the remodel. I have only updated it a few times in the past 5 years and have done nothing to promote it, but it's usually the top Google result for "lifting a house".

    1. Re:Heck, my site makes more than that each month by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      How many hits / month do you get?

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    2. Re:Heck, my site makes more than that each month by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and thanks to this gratuitous advertising, it will likely go up this month... (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

    3. Re:Heck, my site makes more than that each month by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could get way more than that just leasing out that domain name. It's fanboytastic!

    4. Re:Heck, my site makes more than that each month by serutan · · Score: 1

      Usually about 3000 hits/month.

    5. Re:Heck, my site makes more than that each month by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you lie, if you truly did nothing to promote it you would not have just listed the url in the same post as saying you did nothing to promote it

    6. Re:Heck, my site makes more than that each month by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I'm starting up a blog now - that won't be abandoned - and its nice to see some stats.

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  41. Well I blog Still... by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

    My site stats are crap, but there is a small audience. It's about the love more than anything though. As well a way to keep those who care in touch. Yes my ads have earned me a whole zero dollars but I sill hold out hope :-) and Amazon integrates well with my blog anyways.

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  42. Let's face it by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's face it. Only a handful pursue with tenacity the desire to regularly inform the world of what they're thinking about or what they are doing. A fraction of these actually have something interesting to say.

    Blogging will go down the route of 27 MHz CB radios. Nice to have tried it but most information you think interests the world just doesn't.

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  43. Like bellbottoms, shoulderpads, or miniskirts... by petrus4 · · Score: 1

    ...blogging was a fad. The truly first wave blogs have probably been dead for two years now already; and the blog was also probably more needed during the Bush administration, (as a form of indie media) than it is now.

    It will come back around, in time. Fads always do.

  44. Looking at the front page of that dog site by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can see why he never made more than $20.

    Site is an eye-fright.

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    1. Re:Looking at the front page of that dog site by instarx · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. No wonder he doesn't make any money - the ads are at the bottom of a long page that no one in his right mind would scroll through (much less read). What a mess. Frankly, he should be paying visitors - not the other way around.

      He might qualify for a new Guinness record though: "Most one-time visitors to a web page".

  45. "Financial independence"? by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

    Honestly, how many people start a blog honestly expecting the blog to become their job?

    I started mine as a means of keeping my out-of-state family up to date on what's going on with us. I update it once every couple months.

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  46. Online User-created Content by mugnyte · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For a long time, the information on the web was put there magically by the techocracy that architected it. For non-tech users, getting their information online has been through ever-easier methods of publishing. Web-logging, aka blogging, was just another step in this phase.

      The motivation for providing content varies, but psychologists would say that part of it is in the feeling of belonging with peers you identify with. From forum posts, Wikipedia editing, Amazon reviews, posting youtube vids of kittens in sinks, etc - there's a clic for everyone. These are new-found "friends" that people interact with by simply making something appear online.

      There's also a compelling push to do what the longstanding "professional" journalism has done for years. So, there's a group that pushes to create look-alike content that fills a niche, but do it online and for free (except for ads). We get "independent" media outlets, political commentary, diy comedy routines, and websites covering local issues. Quality and regularity varies.

      All of these things are good - it pushes the body of human knowledge and interaction into a universal format. The transmission (physical wires) and delivery styles might leave something to be desired, but it's in a fairly searchable format as uncontextual text (that context part is still a challenge, all you search engines out there).

      I look forward to the slow spread of not just content, but the focus on a universal context system that gets us a more semantic web. Also, we might also get live connections directly to 1 or more senses in real time, someday. Putting these together and you pretty much get an augmented reality stream, completely customizable, so that you won't have to remember so much as be able to process the extra info fast enough. That'll probably hit an upper limit on our brainpower, but we always seem willing to try (driving while using phone and more). After that, jumping over the senses to just filling artificial neurons with the info, accessible by our natural ones, will be the challenge.

    Exciting times, this Information Age, still in its infancy.

    1. Re:Online User-created Content by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That'll probably hit an upper limit on our brainpower, but we always seem willing to try (driving while using phone and more).

      Driving while using a phone seems to redline brain power for most people -- to the point that they can't even process the fact that they are impaired. To the point, in fact, that reading and writing on a tiny device while driving seems like reasonable idea.

      So much for that.

      Quasi-quote from the TV sitcom Becker, "Reality TV is the petri dish where America grows its idiots". That was a crack on the first season of Survivor, and it has been more than vindicated by the way that reality TV has pushed the body of human knowledge and interaction. Web 2.0 is the global petri dish.

      Bottom line -- there is only so much information that is valuable to a given human. We (you and I) have limited bandwidth. Web 2.0 simple adds to the cruft that we mush filter in order to find useful info, unless we just settle for whatever is current on Wikipedia.

      I don't have a good answer for your concerns about sources of and access to good information, but neither does Blogging or Twitter.

    2. Re:Online User-created Content by mugnyte · · Score: 1

      I can agree to all of what you said. The value of "information" is really, only in its use. But that's where innovation comes along and connects the dots. Most of the "innovation" we read about is just a mashup (GPS + Phone = neato map of phone pics). Some good uses right now are letting humans navigate their day-to-day adventures with nary a plan. Example: wanna bake bread? never tried it, just google a recipe from the store, pick up ingredients and follow along. Ding, passable bread ready. Repeat for almost anything.

        TV is a wasteland of commercials, hypnotizing us to buy junk while TV shows interrupt them.

        Web 2.0 is just a new skin on the existing information. It's not adding any value.

      What we'll need is some automated sieve that builds a machine-ready semantic web from the general world. Probably a human-size effort like wikipedia, etc. From there, we've lowered the bar for machines to actually identify context in the info (so "apple" means just one thing instead of a mess, like a search engine). We end up somewhere above Wolfram's Alpha but still just a smarter search engine.

      We'll have to find a way to put a feedback loop on a semantic web, and then let it synthesize concepts on its own, including the research to confirm what's just stored as facts. This is nontrivial and might encompass all of our current knowledge of computing machinery, but I think its possible.

      From there, we get a big accurate model of the real world, and yet, still nothing new. Maybe if we can make AI smart enough, it can justify its existence for us, instead of us just stating "because its cool"

  47. ThingsMyDogAte.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea... because sites with 50,000 visitors/day always have an Alexa rating of 5,987,085. 3 visitors per day is more like it. Congrats on scheming the people that bought ad space though.

  48. There are a lot of anecdotal posts here... by uassholes · · Score: 1

    But no one has seemed to summarize the obvious: weblogs are like self published books. When the amateurs do it, the audience will be small. When the pros do it, they can be entertaining. Look at Roger Ebert's blog for instance. (No link provided; this is not an advert).

  49. Thanks for reminding me... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    Gotta update my blog.

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  50. Re:Like bellbottoms, shoulderpads, or miniskirts.. by hollywench · · Score: 1

    :) I'm pretty sure dial up Internet access is staying dead. I miss FidoNet sometimes though.

  51. Most People's Blogs Suck by Slugster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most people's blogs suck for the simple reason that they have no content.

    A blog is only interesting if you can post info that others would not have been able to find on their own, and that they would want to find. Most blogs fail on both counts, so they only post short commentaries and links--links that often only lead to posts in other people's blogs, instead of straight to the content that is the subject of the discussion.

    {-blogs do work well for posting personal information and stories for family and friends to read; that is a realistic use--but then, the target audience is only a few closely-related people-}

    Now if Google would just introduce an "ignore blog results" option, the dreck of this part of the internet would finally get the attention it truly deserves.
    ~

  52. Blog response by musakko · · Score: 1

    I feel very strongly about this issue but things have been really crazy lately and I don't have time. I will be write about it in my next post, which should be really soon!!!

  53. Lack of Scheduling by LizzyDragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think one reason many blogs fail is because the blogger didn't set up a posting schedule beforehand. Many blogs that I like to read promise they will put up a new post every Sunday, or every M-W-F or whatever works for them. I like it because I know when to look for new posts and also because it shows commitment on the blogger's part to the blog.

  54. Well! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    All I have to say is:


    .

  55. No by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Most men lead lines of quiet desperation. They don't blog.

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  56. But how many blogs are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nothing more than machine-written advertising copy?

    Who expects those to get updated anyway?

    I deleted any blogs though, I realized I just didn't want anybody knowing anything about my life.

  57. Sure by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Twitter is selective multicasting to you - from people you wish to hear about. Wanna know what Kevin Spacey is doing? Or Nathan Fillion? Follow them http://twitter.com/KevinSpacey http://twitter.com/NathanFillion
    Wanna get breaking news? Follow it http://twitter.com/cnnbrk
    Wanna get TV news follow it http://twitter.com/TVbytheNumbers

    Wanna get spam? No - then don't follow spammers.

    Very simple. Nobody can see you stuff you don't want to know about.

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  58. WAR ON BLOGS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does this mean the war on blogs was a success?

  59. MC Frontalot Hates Your Blog by Flack405 · · Score: 1

    "I hate your blog. You own a dog, and you feed it. You post about it. I get to read it. Plus: five paragraphs on the socks you bought and your thoughts on whether Nicole Ritchie's hot or not. You got no reason to be typing, yet you persist. Hit each key with your fist till you punch out your top ten list of all the things that ever happened in your life. Number one: met Michael Jackson's second wife. Number two: got Curly on the Which Stooge Are You Poll, as the GIF proves. Click for the link-through! Three: saw puppy pictures on a web page, kittens in a nest egg. The idea gestated: Why not open up your own? So you bought the account and yet I hope you don't put the payments in on it every month like they want, 'cause then you'll disappear off the internet, haunt just the Wayback Machine like a ghost. And I won't be like, "How come you don't post??" I promise I won't." MC Frontalot hates your blog.

  60. This misses a few things. by JoshuaZ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First, some blogs simply exist as part of spam and SEO objects. Furthermore, there are many specialized blogs out there that only update rarely because their specialties only require infrequent updates or have to do with topics that have bursts of news and then very little. (See for example http://presidentialdebateblog.blogspot.com/ (disclaimer: one of the people who runs that is my twin).

    In any event, humans go through many different things on a temporary basis. Would one have made a big deal in 1938 or so when there would have been more cars disposed of than currently functioning as evidence that cars are going out of style? This really doesn't tell us anything useful by itself.

  61. It's WTF, all the way down by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    "I use twitter a little differently from most, but to me, twitter is really just group SMS."

    Fine, but I don't get the attraction for SMS either.

    1. Re:It's WTF, all the way down by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      You've never used email before?

    2. Re:It's WTF, all the way down by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      "You've never used email before?"

      Only since 1983. Unless I'm misinformed, SMS has nothing to do with email.

  62. Social networking by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    Social networking allows people to find each other to have sex.

    You know, I have yet to experience any social networking site that actually hooks me up with new people (as friends or otherwise). They all seem geared to keep me in touch with current friends or get me reacquainted with old friends. They strengthen my network with people I already know but don't put me in touch with new people I'd like to know. Are there sites I'm missing that do that?

  63. Food for the (information) hungry by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    I run my blog on dealing with cancer as a young adult the same way. I knew from the start that I didn't want to write about day-to-day events ("Got my 4th dose of chemo", "I feel sick", "Today I'm going for a walk"). I wanted to write about bigger issues after I had time to think about it ("What it feels like to undergo radation", "How many pills does a cancer patient swallow in a week", "Is it possible to maintain a career during treatment").

    Looking at my traffic reports I found that my most popular articles were on practical subjects like wound care and symptoms of certain tumors. So now I write more in that vein: first-hand accounts that will be useful to people searching on those topics in the future, not updates intended for daily readers of my blog.

  64. We've got Slashdot ... by Dark$ide · · Score: 1

    ... so who needs a weblog (or "diary" as we used to call them when they were written on pulped dead trees).

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  65. Lest we forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a lot of blogs are full of useful information. I'd say 35% of what I google directs me to blogs that are run by people that post actual useful information. Most to do with Linux.

  66. "Most X Now Abandoned" is true of anything by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    Except there's nothing here suggesting that "blogs" (a vague term, most definitions of which would include Slashdot, incidentally) are dying out. All it's saying is that most individual blogs that were ever created are now no longer in use.

    Well, duh. Thank you, Captain Obvious. Long term, this will be true of just about anything.

    Most email accounts that have ever been created now lay fallow. Most websites ever created are abandoned. I bet a lot of people signed up to Slashdot as a fad, and then got bored of it.

    But it would be ludicrous to suggest that email was a fad that was therefore dying out anyway.

    A "blog" is simply a kind of website anyway - why should we hope that websites updated on a regular basis should die out? Be it Slashdot, a journalist's blog on a news organisation's website, someone who uses a blog as a journal, someone who uses it to discuss ideas with hundreds of friends, and so on?

    If you don't like it, don't read it. The only thing "obnoxious" is the guy posting on Slashdot wanting things to "die" because he doesn't use them. (And the way that blogs and social networking sites are stereotyped is rather laughable, when you consider that the stereotype of Slashdot isn't exactly that great to the rest of the world...)

  67. I tried blogging once by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    It was so bad, even I couldn't stand it.

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  68. The article doesn't tell the whole story, though by artemis67 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You have to take this report with a grain of salt, though. A lot of people set up blogs just to see what the fuss was all about, and probably did nothing with them. Similarly, I just read an article that said that the majority of Twitter accounts only have one post. I wouldn't consider a blog or a Twitter account with less than, say, a dozen postings, to be abandoned, since the authors weren't serious about them in the first place.

    Over seven million blogs still active is a healthy number. I'd like to hear a report from Technorati that filtered out the blogs that had less than a dozen postings, and I'm willing to bet that the "5% still active" rises to 35 or 40%.

  69. OBVIOUS by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    If this was Fark, this would have the OBVIOUS tag.

    Most people's lives are boring. Most TV shows, movies and books aren't about normal people doing normal things for a reason. Normal life and normal people are boring. i know what boring is like, i don't need to know about YOUR boring. A mass email to friends and family can do the same thing without all the exhibitionism and voyeurism. All of this stuff feeds into narcissism.

    Few people are funny or clever or insightful enough to warrant a blog.

    Worse yet was the bastardization of the word blog by journalists. Folks... if it's part of your job description, it's not a blog, it's an article or journal.

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  70. Re:Why about the Singularity? by mugnyte · · Score: 1

      Not sure what you mean. Mod points are partially decided by the viewing account. Singularity is not just one thing, from one group. It's a series of things, and yes - what I'm describing is just a part of it. How would I know what it encompasses? How would you?

  71. More than $20 with the slashdot effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess now he's been slashdotted it might be more than $20 bucks a month.

    But more seriously. Can slashdot editors take off the link to the fucking god awful "things my dog ate" link. It's got no content. Packed full of eye bleeding advertisements and MS comic sans.

    I'm pretty fucking surprised he had 'no trouble' getting 50,000 visitors a month with that heap of shit.

    Maybe slashdot could try and maintain a tiny insy winsy bit of dignity and not link to that infected asshole of a webpage.

    1. Re:More than $20 with the slashdot effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      upmod this

  72. It's *very* impressing... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    ... that there *still* are people on the net, who think there's money in putting ads on your site.

    Back in 2004, our advertisement department cheered at click-rates of 0.10%, because usually they were at 0.03% max. Including internal test clicks. I think those 0.03% were completely made of accidential clicks, that happened because someone tried to click on the top tabs or menu, with the banner or skyscraper banner suddenly popping in.

    Guess what got them the 0.10%?
    Exactly.
    Full-screen interstitials, some of which even missing a close button.
    I was impressed how good our users were at finding the close button, because even I missed it once, or twice.

    And nowadays we got things like Firefox at 25%, and AdBlock Plus.

    When people approach me, to put ads on my sites, I usually tell them that I get payed per view. Which fends them off quickly. (I tell the rest to GTFO anyway, because I do not want any ads at all on my sites.)

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