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  1. Re:This again? on German Government Wants Google To Pay For the Right To Link To News Sites · · Score: -1

    Are you crazy? The krauts would send Totenkopf Death Kommando "Sieg Heil" to Sergey Brin and Larry Page's houses to drum some needed Übermensches Weltannschaung in their thick non-Aryan heads. Gaszimmer Krematorium Bratwurst für alles!

  2. Re:Cue the 1st amendment nuts on Ex-Marine Detained For Facebook Posts Deemed "Terrorist in Nature" · · Score: 0

    Hint: don't try to do that in that order.

  3. Re:Why Is This Here?? on Hackers Hack Handcuffs at H.O.P.E. (Video) · · Score: 3, Funny

    There are plenty of legitimate good reasons to learn how to free yourself from handcuffs. One of them is being able to call for rescue when your BDSM-obsessed girlfriend has an epileptic seizure after cuffing you up. Oh, sorry, you losers don't have girlfriends.

  4. Re:He is right on Genetically Engineering Babies a Moral Obligation, Says Ethicist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Strangle a normal one and save the money.

  5. Re:Also on How Plagiarism Helped Win the American Revolution · · Score: 0

    Genghis Khan? I take it as a compliment. Wholesale slaughtery apart, he was a successful military and political leader who favored meritocracy over birthrights and other meaningless amenities. Guess what, microbe, your allies are not your allies out of "goodwill", they are because a) they get an advantage out of being your allies or b) they know if they stop being that they'll become targets. Mostly, it's a unhealthy mix of the two. Goodwill has nothing to do with international politics, which is backstabbing at its lowest.

  6. Re:Ancient societies had diff values. News at 11! on How Plagiarism Helped Win the American Revolution · · Score: 1

    Quite so. Democracy is three serial rapists and a young cheerleader voting on evening activities.

    Freedom is when the cheerleader has a gun. And anyone who believes the US Constitution is obsolete should think twice: 1st, 4th and 5th Amendment rights could be considered "obsolete" in this wimpish age of GASP TERR-OW-REESM and assorted pantcrapocracy.

  7. Re:Also on How Plagiarism Helped Win the American Revolution · · Score: -1

    lose the goodwill of many Europeans

    While the other two are valid points, this is just bullcrap. Why the hell should anyone care about the euros' goodwill? Unless you get a hard-on thinking of european effete types smiling benevolently upon you, their opinion is worthless.

  8. Re:Good job Ecuador on Ecuador Grants Asylum To Julian Assange · · Score: 0

    They'll happily torture anyone and assinate their own citizens.

    "Assinate"... Is it a new word for rough acts of sodomy?

  9. Re:Nah... on Ecuador Grants Asylum To Julian Assange · · Score: 0

    No, he cannot. You need to be the darling of the liberal effete intellectual self-proclaimed elite. Then even if you fuck a drugged teenage girl in the ass, it's not "rape-rape" to quote Whoopi Goldberg.

  10. Re:Wow on Anonymous Claims To Have Hacked Sony PSN Again · · Score: 0

    Because they're afraid. They know if they mess with the Big Boys, the Big Boys will hurt them. You don't mess with the Big Boys, just with the little guys who decided - as is their right to do - to buy one brand those little kids don't like.

  11. Re:group takes responsibility on Wikileaks DDoSed Again · · Score: 0

    President John F. Kennedy, April 27, 1961

    "Gotcha, sucker."

    Lee Harvey Oswald, November 22, 1963.

  12. Re:In today's environment, it would have been. on MS-DOS Not Stolen, New Forensic Analysis Concludes · · Score: 0

    If the legal environment back then had been as bad as it is now, no personal computer revolution would have *ever* taken place. There were copyrights and patents even on the CONCEPT of "playing with moving objects on a screen". Pac-Man and Donkey Kong clones were a-plenty. Fortunately there were some brain-accessorized heads who didn't fall for the copyright hell that, 30 years later, would rule the world, the wet dream the content industry collectively masturbates to while lying in a pile of their own feces. We need to go back to a saner legal environment, even if it entails screwdrivers through eyesockets and tying people to wheelchairs, pouring gasoline on them, setting them on fire and roll them down a parking lot's ramp. Yeah, I ripped off "Manhunter", now sue me bitch.

  13. Re:end of stealth on US Navy Admiral Questions Expensive Stealth Platforms · · Score: 0

    Until you jam the datalink, that is. Do you seriously believe all the future wars will be against derka-derka-donkeyfuckers from Bungholeistan? Me, I'm all for targeting the drone operators, they have to sleep somewhere.

  14. Re:Cut military spending. on US Navy Admiral Questions Expensive Stealth Platforms · · Score: 0

    Consider Switzerland, for example.

    Wrong example. At the moment, Switzerland is getting bullied left and right precisely because it doesn't have the strength to back its positions. Diplomacy only works when backed by heavy-duty firepower and international treaties are only worth the paper they're written on, because the strongest party will sooner or later renegotiate them on its own terms. International diplomacy is dark alley backstabbing at best, covered with a gloss of flowery words and inane ceremonies. You want respect, you need shivs and boomsticks.

  15. Re:I've said it before... on ACLU Questions Privacy of License Plate Scanners · · Score: 0

    Remember who the sovereign is.

    Big corporations with truckloads of money and armies of lawyers?

  16. Bollocks on Political Science Prof Asks: Is Algebra Necessary? · · Score: 0

    Algebra is necessary. Political "science" is not. Everything that is even remotely important or relevant is based on maths - including music and sports. Political "science" is not, it's just a bunch of opinions not based on facts thrown around by self-aggrandizing morons. Just like psychiatry.

  17. Typical on Why You Should Be More Interested In Mars Than the Olympics · · Score: 0

    Usual loserboy nerd attitude, only because you have the attention span of a demented goldfish and the intelligence of a dead cockroack it doesn't mean the rest of the world has to be that way. I can easily follow both events, and more. If you can't multitask, it's your problem. Or is there another reason, loserboy? You mad at the Games, aren't you? All the world, looking at and admiring those ATHLETES, oh the horror, the horror! This event reminds you of your place in the order of the things, right down in the gutter. You despise athletic prowess, discipline and sportmanship because you are, simply, incapable of that. You pretend to scoff at feats of physical competition and exhalt "intellectual pursuits" even though you're no better at the latter than you are at the former. Face it, REAL scientists enjoy sports like everybody else, it's YOU loserboys who are out of touch with reality and hide behind an intellectual "superiority" that is simply a pretension. We Real People will watch and enjoy the Olympics, and follow the Phoenix mission with great interest. Too bad you won't be able to and you'll spend the summer sulking in your basements playing WoW while the rest of the world has fun. Burns a lot, doesn't it loserboys?

  18. Re:New Rule: on 12 Dead, 50 Injured at The Dark Knight Rises Showing In Colorado · · Score: 0

    LOL. So the world isn't divided between winners and losers? Wake up, it IS. Let me guess, you're "against competition" and "for cooperation"? You must have been a ton o'laughs, I hope you slimmed down enough to fit into trash cans. You hate winners because you're a loser, and nothing grieves a losers more than understanding his rightful place in the world - at the BOTTOM of it! One day you will realize the pathetic wreck your life as a laughinstock is, and you will commit suicide. But being a loser, you will fail at that too and your flailing scarecrow-like shape will shriek and twist at the end of a badly-tied ethernet hangman noose while a bunch of hungry toy poodles tear you to shreds.

  19. Re:New Rule: on 12 Dead, 50 Injured at The Dark Knight Rises Showing In Colorado · · Score: 0

    Go cry to mommy, loserboy.

  20. Re:How to really stand up to government power on US Gov't Says They Can Still Freeze Megaupload Assets If the Case Is Dismissed · · Score: 0

    Seeing enemies everywhere, loserboy? Feels so Matrix, doesn't it. Makes you feel important? Nonviolence serves nothing. It worked for Gandhi because he had the world's ear and Britain didn't dare "disappear" him. Now they would, without a second thought.It only takes the world "terr-owrr-reesm" to turn off reason and fire up the pantcrappers. Ask the Dalai Lama how peaceful nonviolence served Tibet. Ask the Irish what it took to get the limeys out of their greens, and they ain't over yet. I may have an aggression disorder, but you have a trample-upon-me attitude that must have bored a lot of people back when you were being brown-swirled in school. Bend over backwards and fart up your nostrils, loserboy. I can't be bothered.

  21. Re:The goverment on US Gov't Says They Can Still Freeze Megaupload Assets If the Case Is Dismissed · · Score: 0

    An idea, a dream of freedom and liberty, is far more powerful than any weapons in any government armories or airbases ever could be.

    Strat

    Not if they strafe and bomb the idealist into superheated steam and gibs and deport any "dissident" to Gitmo Reloaded. You need power to back your ideas up. Do you know anyone in the National Guard? Part of the reason the French Revolution succeeded was that many soldiers sided with the revolutionaries.You only need them to sit on the ground and say "hell, no, we won't go".

  22. Why don't you do your own part "as a European" before ragging on the US?

    Don't know about you, I go to vote whenever I'm called and I gather signatures for the causes I support. It works. Of course, this is not the US. As for the guns, plenty of them but they won't be needed. Europe is going down the drain financially in the meantime, and a little crash will hopefully destroy the EU juggernaut, so that some common sense can be drilled into the mess. It's a shame so many hard-working people still have to suffer for the acts of a bunch of fat cars who are enjoying the fruits of their malfeasance, but the long arm of popular justice can still grab a hold of them, you know.

  23. Re:The care and feeding of trolls on GNOME: Staring Into the Abyss · · Score: -1

    What's the problem, loserboy? Do you hate homosexuals? Do you realize that one more male homosexual means one less contender for the pussy reservoir? And anyway if you hate gay people you dislike lesbians, which means you're a faggot. Dismissed, loserboy.

  24. Re:New Rule: on 12 Dead, 50 Injured at The Dark Knight Rises Showing In Colorado · · Score: 0

    Guns are made to fire projectiles. What they do is the responsability of the owner. Why should I care about the US? I don't live there. Americans should take a long, hard look into a mirror and see why there's so much disparity in wealth and education within their society, which is a recipe for violence. But why am I bothering to answer a loserboy who, while posting, puts his hands forward whining "you must not answer me I'm right la la la la la I don't hear you"? Why aren't you for mandatory public transportation? To me, firearms are first about target shooting, by the way. I suppose you hate sports as well, like a good loserboy. What happened, did you get rightfully beaten up by a jock while in school? Well, you deserved it.

  25. Re:highest moderated comments so far on NYT on 12 Dead, 50 Injured at The Dark Knight Rises Showing In Colorado · · Score: 0

    Oh, don't worry. One day gun rights will be gone. The internet will be gone, too. You will have to watch every word you say, because there won't be a place anymore for a lot of things in the "modern progressive society" some desperately crave. But feeble, easily-scared people will breathe a sigh of relief, and then will look at more stuff to ban.